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Episode Date: April 1, 2025

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What are the odds? What are the fucking odds? There's two of them? Oh shit? Oh shit! Okay, say, yay! Say, say, say! If you only shot! If you're all right. It's actually so sad that the energy that comes out of this protest, it's so pathetic, bro.

It's actually pathetic. I, what energy, like, this is, this is embarrassing. Is desperation vibes? It's like, I'm trying to think like, what, what is this? I've really got to think about, like, what the best way that I can explain this. It's just embarrassing, bro. It's so embarrassing. How much do you weigh?

So three Karens at the same time? Jay, Jay, say, get you fucking straight. Oh my God. Oh, my God. These people are so crazy. He's getting so mad. Look at him getting so bad.

Was that funny? Yeah, it's fucking hilarious, man. It's so funny. Oh my God, go, go home. Jesus Christ. I think that the reason why there's a lot of boomers and old people that are in these protests is because Elon Musk represents computers, and they probably never like computers. You know what I mean? I think that's just really the way it is

It's logic, yeah No, you ever think about that Everything's computer Yeah, that's the problem Wow Dude, our pro This is so embarrassing, bro Like, it's so embarrassing

Oh my God Where do these people come from I get, no, we know The retirement home They came from the retirement home They don't understand computers This is like a protest against computers. That's what it really is. And pay protesters are $40 an hour. They don't need it. They got

Social Security. It's fine. And it's funny. These people think that anything else in voting, Democrat means being a Nazi? Yeah, it's not, at least they're not violently standing in the middle of the street, though. You're right. Yeah, they're just being annoying. Like, that's why it's fun to make fun of them. But like, yeah, that's about it. Get a job. Protesters on a working day? Yeah, I guess so. Why are they all around the same age? The reason why is, is because so I think that one of the big reasons is that a lot of older people only consume mainstream media. And if you only consume mainstream media and you grew up in a time where you probably had like,

it depends on like how old they are, right? But like you grew up in a Cold War era or you grew up before that with like, you know, the fucking communist row, communist Russia, right? everything. And so, like, you've had this, like, drilled into your head for your whole life. And now they're telling you that it's happening here. It's like you've been programmed this way for a long time. And that's what it is. Cold War kids, yeah, in some cases, right? But some of them are too old for that. But the reality is that that's the reason why I think it's happening. I think it's happening because these people, in a lot of cases, don't really understand what's going on in the

world and they just watch mainstream media and they believe everything that they hear on TV. And why, why do they do that? It's because they're stupid. And that's really the reason why. It's not like there's a big like fucking like, oh, no, the real reason is this or that. No, they're just stupid. And so that's it. And once you understand, like, this is the reason why, like, a lot of them, they always get fixated around, like, doing dances and, you know, chance and stuff like that.

is they have like this energy about it and it's about it being some sort of like an event it's like an emotional like outburst for them right they're easily manipulated they are they're just stupid and older generation have wisdom but they lack understanding of the modern world I think there's plenty of stupid old people

I don't think old people have wisdom I think some people do but that's not necessarily true there's a lot of people that are just dumb as fuck man and like that's all they That's all they are. Some do. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And boomers are not wise. So there's some that are, some that aren't, right? I mean, it's that simple. But, yeah, I see this happen. And it's crazy. And they never really stop to think about what they're really trying to do. It's a mob mentality. Yeah, it is. Like, these people are just wild and out. It is. And I guess that, I guess not, Jesus Christ, sorry about this. I honestly, I feel like this is just the way it's going to be. It's their website where they Their website to sign up to be a protester Let me see

Tesla Protests Let's see if there's any more of this Oh this guy apparently Some other dude got arrested for Plowing his car into a Trump supporter So he's running people over now too And we can't watch this right

For the obvious reasons But so you got this guy right I mean this guy guarantee he never liked computers Yeah he probably never liked computers And so, of course, this is what happens. Woodlands, Texas. This is it. No Nazis.

I'm buying one more today. I'm buying one more today. You son of a bitch. I'm buying... We're going to them all. I'm buying one more today. Look. Look.

Don't drive swastikars. Oh, my god bro like it's it's always the same people every single time losers every time bro it's sad this has made me want to throw a roman no the thing is that these people aren't even protesting against a payment of mine told their Tesla to protest you know not so I decided to buy one to even things out oh god and a dumbest fuck yeah this and people have been doing this like crazy yeah that's just about right

fuck oh man oh damn this is it's crazy yeah wow uh best country in the world i don't like what democracy looks like i'm scared i guess so it's cringe as fuck it's so embarrassing i don't know how people can do this and not realize how ridiculous they are uh i really don't like this Dude, I'm about to rip my eyes out. I don't know where these people come from, man. I really... Oh, man.

I just don't know what to say. Oh, no. Yeah, bro. Like, they're on a retirement home fucking bus. Drop them off in front of the Tesla dealership. Oh, this is so fucking funny, man. Oh, no. This is Normandy?

Yeah, exactly. And, well, hey, maybe some of them it is because they'd be old enough to fucking remember it. What is this? There's another one. I'm actually going to start mentally investigating this connection that I have that Elon Musk is the harbinger of technology. And these people, technology is their, it's the bane of their existence, right? Like, how many of them do you think know how to use a smartphone? own. I think probably if you put all of them together, it's like half of a normal, half of one normal

person. All of them? No. Nope. You got to admit though, right? I mean, like, I know what the U.S. demographics are. Like, you know, how much each race and everybody, everybody is. Isn't it crazy that, like, all these protests are just full of white people the whole time? Isn't it wild that, like, There's such a, like, it, this is, I bet there are clan rallies that are more diverse than this. I guarantee you, like, there are probably white supremacy rallies that are more diverse than this. And, no, but you can guarantee at least, right, Kanye will be there. That's one. Okay, you got one right there.

So they're winning. It's crazy. What are the odds? What are the odds? What are the odds? Really? I have never seen a more, like, more of a racial monolith than the people protesting Elon Musk. Like, BLM was more diverse. I mean, fuck, Charlottesville was more diverse. January 6th was more diverse.

Now you want DEI. Yeah, where's the DEI for these? protests, guys. I'm not seeing a lot of representation here. I think maybe, you think that maybe they're racist? Maybe that could be it. Bring out a mobile casino. Bro, you bring out, because they love

spit. We got to hit, oh, my God. Bring out slot machines. Yes, bro. You bring out the slot machines. They get to cook themselves. This is smart. man this is a really good idea two old people love gambling yeah that's smart

damn Tesla needs to make slot machines no actually that's a good idea so like Elon what he could do is he could start making slot machines and then he could make them and target old people with the slot machines and that way he could get rid of all these protesters and complainers right because like they because like the dumb ones are going to be gambling right

because they don't understand the way numbers work and math and they probably don't even know what to computer is. And so like, uh, you know, it's like that video, you know, like that shit. And so yeah, no, he should do that. And this, this problem will solve itself. The idea that make Elon twice as rich as a second richest person in the world, it wouldn't be close. It wouldn't like, no, we got to, yeah, this is the thing. You got to, you got to farm them out. Yeah. Yep. America hates Nazis. I bet she felt so good making that poster at home that she bought, you know, she went and bought this at hobby-lobby.

And like, you know, I was like writing it out with a, you know, little fucking markers. They, we hate Nazis. Yeah. Yeah. I need to do some investigation into this idea that the reason this is all just a proxy because of these people don't know how to use technology. This has got to be one of the funniest things that I think I've ever... No.

This is not... This is not... This is, there's no way, right? Like, there's no way this shit happened. I've ever seen. And I can't wait to show you. So while we are working diligently to put together the first Tesla Shield event here in Columbus, Ohio, I was over on X.

An investigative journalist Laura Lumer just posted one of the most amazing things that I've ever seen. So in New York, an organization has been running what they call Tesla takedown. Well, like Laura Luma does, she decided to start investigating the people who were behind the organization. Uh-oh. And the event that they did yesterday, and as you can see, the event that they're planning on the 29th of March, is organized by a guy named Christopher Lee. Yeah, there he is. And in fact, there's a lot of people now that are starting to believe that some of these organizers are, in fact, Chinese nationals, which adds a whole new wrinkle to this story. But that's not what's funny.

So Christopher Lee showed up to the event designed to take down Tesla driving a Tesla. Yeah, that's right. Christopher Lee, who's organizing the Tesla takedown events, who some believe maybe in fact the Chinese national drove his Tesla to the Tesla takedown event. Yeah, there he is. He even has a... What the fuck, man. What the fuck? How is this happening?

How is this real? I don't even understand. Sticker. Look. Anti-Elon. Tesla club on his Tesla. Right. His Tesla. So in case you were wondering, these people don't give a crap about Tesla.

And I'm going to help you understand why they're doing this. It's very simple. And it's really not even about Elon Musk. Elon Musk just happens to be the biggest target that they can find. What is it? What they're attempting to do is to send a warning to every single person that sits on Donald Trump's cabinet in his administration or could be used effectively to take down the deep state, the goal is to show them that if they can get to Elon Musk and they can destroy his business and they can steal his wealth, then they can do it to anybody. I think this is true, but I would say that it goes even farther than not. It's not even a message to the people in the administration. It's trying to, you're trying to make people afraid of supporting a idea or a

person by attacking them proactively, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't know if we have a word for that. That's the whole plan of this Tesla take down. And that's exactly why the American people need to stand up against this fascist attack against Donald Trump and his agenda. This isn't about Tesla. This isn't about Elon Musk. This is about stopping the Trump agenda through fascism. Join us Saturday, the 29th in Columbus, Ohio. And if you don't have one of these events in your area, start one.

It's crazy, bro. Like, this backlash is going to be wild. Oh, that's a nice car. Damn, damn. Is that one of the new, uh, oh, fuck, that's a, what, what is that fucking car called? It's a, it's a fucking, what is it? Camaro. There it is, Camaro, I forgot.

That's nice. That looks really good. Damn. Damn. Is it a Mustang? Yeah. And big balls. Wow.

Jesus Christ. you can tell that these are counter-protesters because they have the American flag. This guy, bro, he is so happy that he doesn't have to arrest a crackhead today. He's like, okay, it's just going to be a bunch of disorderly, annoying old people. Thank fucking God.

Can you imagine how easy this is going to be? Yeah, he's big chilling. Easy job? Yeah, the easiest day of his life. Tesla now with white power steering, aka the KKK? Oh God. Project 1939.

Make fascist afraid again. Shouldn't it be 1945? Like, I don't understand. Or like, like, wait, 1930? Yeah, well, no, like 45 would be whenever the war ended because that would make them afraid because they lost. Or 33, yeah, it was 33, 31, 31, 35. I forgot when Hitler, like, took power.

I forgot. But, like, but 1939, it doesn't even make any sense. So what are they saying? They want to invade Poland? Like, because that's when they invaded Poland. No, but, like, I just, I just don't get it. Like, I don't understand. It doesn't make any sense.

Look, look. Nobody, nobody knows, really. It's nuts, man. like I see this and it does make me want to buy a cyber truck just for the content. It does. It's the same thing. Yeah, bro. Like exactly.

Yeah, it does. Now, I would probably not buy one. No, my rule is that I'll be real. I'm not about any sort of, I'm not about any sort of fancy car. Like, if I was going to buy a car, I'll tell you all the car I would buy. Shelby Cobra. It's just that simple. it's just that's if I buy that car

that's what I would buy if I could buy any car I buy Shelby Cobra and that's it and it's a truck yeah whatever it is right not fancy well I mean like but I wouldn't because it's fancy right

yeah I would not get into it which one I don't know I'll probably try and I'll probably try and find one that's not four million dollars right I mean some of those some of those fucking things are too expensive I know you can get a body kit for it that's like you know way way less but I don't know

and not for G2 I mean I had a Mustang before I mean I thought about buying a new Mustang but I just I just don't want to like the car that I have now like I have a like like a C

fucking 300 something like that Mercedes and like it's a nice car but doesn't stand out like I don't want a car that stands out because I don't want people to be like oh that's where he is right that's him

like Emmy has a car that stands out Like that's like a blue Corvette. Anybody see a blue fucking Corvette. Like, I'm not about that. I don't want people knowing where I'm at being able to notice me. Can't go incognito? No. And like, I have people, uh, people recognize me a lot.

And, um, like, it's not a big deal. But I still don't want people to, to see that, right? Like, that's, that's another thing. I don't want people to see that. Like, and I don't have a problem. People recognize me or anything like that. Yeah, they smell me. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

They're like, Oh, hey. No, but that's not what happened. Go incognito? Yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. Like, I just... I don't know. I'm just a normal guy, right? I mean, like, what the fuck? I don't take it that serious, because you're humble? No, not even really, because I'm humble. I just... I'm not a flashy... I'm not a flashy guy. I'm just not. Like, I like simple things. I have very, you know, plebeian interest. I shop at a thrift store or at Walmart.

Target is like that that's that's that's that's the pinnacle right that's the top of the pyramid of the food chain and that's luxury yeah exactly like that that's whenever I buy like my luxury sweatpants for eight dollars that's my Gucci yeah exactly and um like if like let's say like belenziaga sent me a bunch of clothes if I like the clothes I would wear them like I I'm not, actually, I wouldn't because then people would notice and then that would attract more attention to me. So, actually, I still wouldn't. But, like, at the end of the day, I just, yeah, I mean, but, like, their cold thing looks ridiculous. Yeah, maybe, like, I don't know, like, I'm just a fucking average guy. I mean, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, I grew up. I lived the same house.

I always lived in. Like, maybe if I move, if I live in a big house, I'm still going to be the same guy. Like, I don't know. Like, it's, I just, like, growing up. Growing up, like, I never really wanted to, like, I never really wanted to be, like, have, like, a bunch of, like, rich, like, people stuff. I just, I thought it was a, like, because, like, I thought about, like, a car, because, like, we used to throw rocks at cars in a bus stop, right? Like, we would, I used to, dude, that was my favorite thing, man, is, I, I remember I would get a power raid at six period. I would drink that shit all the way down.

I'd finish it at the end of school. And I would wait at the bus stop and I would fill up the powerade bottle with rocks. and then I would take the rocks out of the power a bottle while we were riding home on the bus, and I would give them to myself and my friends, and we would throw them at cars. And I would think to myself, I was like, well, if I hit, like, a Lamborghini, like, that's like probably, like, a $10,000 repair, right? And so, dumb? Yeah, I know it was dumb.

You shouldn't do that. It's a bad thing to do. And, but, like, I did it. And so, like, I wouldn't want to have that happen. Way more. Yeah, no, I was just. I mean, I was a, I was a dumb kid, right? I mean, like, I don't know what to say.

So, yeah, it's fucking retarded. Bro committing a crime? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, we did that shit all the time. Yeah, we did that every day. Absolutely. Yeah, dumb, retired kid stuff? Yeah, exactly.

Like, and by the way, I remember I had kids throw rocks in my car. I was happy. I said, thank God. Somebody's still doing it, right? People carry on the tradition. That's it. That's what you did back then? Yeah, yeah, I don't do it now.

Not every day. Sometimes we'd just, we'd just scream at the bus driver. We'd scream at the bus driver. We'd scream at the, the bus driver and sing along with the songs and just yell at people. Kids are going to be all right? Yeah, exactly. Giving work to car repair people? Yeah, we're trying to inject the economy with a, we're trying to put in a, you know, like an injection to help it, make it better,

give people things to do. Were you on the short bus? No. Actually, we had people that should have been on a short bus on our bus. They claim there's 30,000 people, but, they got all the cell phone data and they found there's 24,000 cell phones. So they fudged it a little bit. That sounds normal. But they also said that a huge number of these people had been to 20 plus events and a lot of other different like progressive events. And it seems like at least in some of them.

It's a lifestyle for them. It's like a lifestyle. It's like an accessory conspicuous protest lifestyle. That's what it is. sure, they were paying people. So they're giving people money to get on a bus, go to this place, here's your sign, go have fun. And so you're doing something different, right?

You're pretending that these people are all coming out to see you, but they're coming out to see you because you're giving them money and free food. Right. No doubt. And you know, you handed out water bottles and everybody gets a sign and everybody seems like they're kind of a part of a team. Yeah, exactly. And for a lot of losers, a lot of people that don't have things going well in their life.

You know, I was a loser at many points of my life. If somebody called me up and said, hey, man, you want to make $400 and just go to this Kamala Harris Riley? I'm like, yeah, let's go. I would 100% go. I would too, 100%. Absolutely. Yeah, if I was 19 again, I would do that for sure. So fast.

So fast. You want to protest against something? I wouldn't even ask what I'm protesting for. I'd say, yep, 400 bucks? Absolutely. 100% go with no political. And then I probably think she's cool. And I'd be like, yeah, I'm fucking voting for her, dude.

He's Hitler. That guy, we gotta stop Hitler. I wouldn't even think that. I'd say I vote for her. She gave me $400. What was the other guy giving me? Nothing? Okay, well, then fuck.

It's the easiest decision of my wife. Hold it up that stupid side. Have you found me when I was 21? 100%. I don't want to take it, that 400 bucks. Same. Yeah. It's like they were giving out a thousand bucks for people to protest.

I think it was Tesla. I'm not sure about that. But I think it was Tesla. But so they had. had like the rules of engagement if someone comes after you hit them in the body don't pick up an object unless they pick up an object first like like are you organizing gangs like are you are you guys paying money for people and then literally saying to them here's what happens if you engage in violence like

why is that even on the table I thought you guys are peacefully protesting like no you can't be peaceful they can't be peaceful because they they're right who's going to get, how many pro-Tesla? I'm pretty pro-Trump, but pay me $1,000, I'll be at a Tesla dealership right now. Yeah. Fucking hooligans are out there.

I mean, that's a lot. Let's be real, right? Is it fucking zero? I have not seen a bunch of pro-Tesla gang members out there. So what are you going to encounter with this anti-Tesla movement? The police?

Like, who's going to stop you from doing? Who's going to engage with you? Like this is you're kind of talking of in a way that at least puts it on the table that violence might take place. And you're praying people. Yeah. And they, because they destroyed language, now it sort of logically makes sense, right? If these people are Nazis, if you actually thought they were Nazis.

Like, if you actually thought Nazis had taken. Well, this is how it works is that their speech, like from their perspective, You know, Republican speech is violence. Their speech is resistance. Their violence is speech. Nazis are people who are not seeing their point of view. And saving democracy means setting things on fire when you lose a vote. That's right.

Can over your country, you'd pick up a gun. You shouldn't need a thousand bucks. Free lunch. A thousand bucks and free lunch is crazy. You need to smooth things over, make it easier. to subsidize your movement you know what i mean yeah you would have a hard i would have a hard time doing the thousand bucks one i'd be like bro we're going to jail i'm not that stupid i'll hold the sign i'll go to the rally but if i was 21 they said look a thousand bucks want to protest against tesla i'd be like

hold on what happens if we get arrested like like this guy's rich yeah he's not gonna let you light his fucking cars on fire stupid he's the richest man on earth like what are you talking about well it'd be easy you want to do it because like also like the Tesla, if you're like keying cars and Teslas at this point now and you get caught, like, because you, you know like that they have cameras, right? And so like you can just watch the cameras of other Teslas and that way you know where you can and you can't be. So why wouldn't you just go and look at the videos of what other people do and be like, okay, well, I can do, if I come from this angle and I don't show my face in this,

way I can do it this way. Like, because that's the way I would think about it, right? Like, I would read, like, because this is the way I would do like a boss and like, like, uh, like, uh, like, wow. Is like I would watch somebody else do it. I'd be like, okay. Yeah, so then, okay, so then he moves left, right. That's smart. Yeah. No, that's what you would do. Yeah, of course. The cameras covered the whole outside of the car. Yeah, but like if you knew what, no, there's the ways, if you knew like what, where they, where they would come from, you would know we're to face away from or we're to face towards like that's it there's plenty of ways to do it man and uh this is it dude bro oh god it's nuts let's kick Elon and the Teslacles

uh-huh that's a nut wow look at look wow usual suspects anyway uh we looked at this for a while right and I think we can move on and look at some other shit