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Episode Date: August 15, 2025

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This is absolutely a game made for girls, okay? We're going to try it out. We're going to see how it goes. Oh, here it is. Need work, hire me. Call this number. Oh, wow. Wow.

Look at this. Oh, she's got to go to work. And there's a cat in this game? Oh, wow. Bring in the cat. Oh, yay. Do it. Bro.

Bro, this shit is so gay. Oh. Bro, what is this? What I get myself into? Oh, fuck. Okay, okay, okay. Just like I like it? Is not gay enough?

Is that it? No, we... Hey, man, when in Rome? This game's a work of fiction. Okay. Um, that's, that's nice. So how's this work? Okay.

So this is a... So it's literally just made for girls that... It's made for cat ladies. That's it. Dude, I can't wait for that catly game. Oh my... Don't tell me this is the... Oh my God.

Oh my God. This is the... Bro. Butterflies flying around with a little to do with a journal on the side. Notifications. Oh, my... With a little fluffy cat.

Oh, God. Click the cat. I don't think you... No. Bro! Does this like girls' front line too in Azur Lane? Except instead of, uh, you know, uh, instead of it being sexual assault, you're petting a cat.

It's time to be gay. It's time to be a girl. All right, new game. Okay, so, all right. Asmon, gold. And then, okay, so gender is change gender identity. Uh, select non-binary. attracted to male, female, non-binary.

Okay, so I am a man and I am interested in relationships with women only. Okay, good. And age group is going to be teenager, young adult or adult. Okay, we're going to be young adult, I guess so. Middle-aged and senior. Oh, damn. Damn, okay. All right, let's go ahead and do that.

And gender is going to be male. Oh, shit. Oh shit. Okay, good. All right, trait. What's my trait? Mediator. Calm and tranquil.

Uh, characteristics. Energy gaze. Okay. Dreamer. Uh, well, those, they got deported, right? So we don't want to be them. Perfect social activist. That's, yeah, this is a girl game for sure.

Uh, volunteer, charmer, socialite. Go, okay, where's the, are the, there any of these? Okay, authoritarian. I like this. This sounds good. Values, power and dominance, leading to control and govern others. They strongly assert their opinions and dislike being disrespected or criticized. They possess a strong and irresistible charisma that comes from their confidence. Okay, we're going to go with this one for sure. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you could be a leader too, but no, I think authoritarian is worse. So let's go with that instead frequently feels annoyed enjoys conversation wait can i turn that off um okay i guess i just

likes discussing business frequently feels annoyed finds it hard to build relationships outside of business okay let's go ahead and go with that entertainer well what's entertainer optimistic energetic frequently feels amused constantrated feeling lasts a shorter time social gauge decreases quickly oh man what do you guys think it's either between entertainer or authoritarian, right? What do you guys think? That's hard. This is a really hard one.

I feel like we're getting more people saying authoritarian. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Let's go with authoritarian. Okay, let's select this trait. So we're a boss bitch. And, okay, profile changes cannot be made after customers. Desired life.

Okay. So I want to live a life of self-discovery. a life of abundance, a life of tranquility, advancement, freedom, simplicity, contribution, creativity, wisdom, or adventure. Okay, definitely a life of freedom. Let me read a few of these here. Seeks to live without external constraints or restrictions, values personal freedom and autonomy, aiming to carve out their own path without being bound by social norms or others' expectations, aspires to find true happiness and satisfaction through a life of freedom.

This definitely aligns with authoritarian. This is 100% me, okay? And this is Andrew Tate. This is the true creator of their own life. That's stupid. Life of tranquility. This is for girls. Life of advancement.

This is for people that want to work all the time. I don't ever want to work. A better version of themselves. That's stupid. Oh, there's more of them. Oh, no. A life of respect. Who cares about that? And life of excitement, familial devotion. Oh, she's thick. Okay, a life of romance. So this is like, if you want to collect all the hose, life of harmony and a life of stability. Okay, so this is like literally if you're just boring. Okay, well, we're going to go with the life of freedom, okay? I'm going to do what I want when I want, and that's it. Yeah, it's a Democrat life. So true, brother. So, so, true. You have two choices? No, you don't. Yeah, it's, we're desire, we're going for a life of freedom, okay? That's it. It's the best option. Okay, so I am an authoritarian. Wait, isn't that's not, doesn't that, isn't there? Oh, that's okay. I tell other people what to do. Nobody tells me what to do. Okay, so, life of freedom, desired wife.

Okay, gender. Okay, male or female. Wow, what a surprise. Um, okay. Uh, what, what, uh, what, Where's one and two? Okay, so apply. So we have our different options here. So we have generic Korean guy, one and two, and three. And we have generic, I guess, like kind of gangster, cool Korean guy. We have the generic, like, just black guy, okay? And then where's generic white guy?

I need generic white guy. Okay, all right, here we are. Now we've got generic white guy. And okay, this is kind of like Ellen DeGeneres. I don't know if we want to go with that. No, no, no. That's, ooh, who wants to be this? Oh, he's fat.

Look how fat he is. Nobody wants to be fat. Okay, next. Let's see what the rest of these are. Oh, my God. What is this? Oh, fuck. This guy's like a casino wizard.

Yeah, it's JD Vance. True, he does kind of look like J.D. Vance. Okay. And then, all right. And then how many? Oh my god, look at them all. Holy shit. Damn. Damn.

Oh, rock star. What does he got this Edgar ass haircut on for? What is this? God, it's like a fucking idiot. Oh, man. All right, next. Let's see. And, all right, this is decent.

No, we're not going to go with that. That's kind of a bit of a fat guy. What about this guy? Okay, this is just your traditional... We might start with this baseline, okay, guys. Your baseball Andy? Okay, this guy looks pretty cool. Gigacad.

Okay, let's just go down here. We're gonna look through the rest... Oh, wow, what the fuck? Yeah, we're definitely not going with that. Oh, wow. This guy's from the Matrix. Okay. And scroll all the way down.

And we're some more of them. Okay, so you've got Todd, the bowler. Oh god Some of these are so ridiculous Okay Um Bro This guy's trade is called anime convention lover

That's it man Yeah this there are Esf-It's not like S-Fizzle like S-Fan No it doesn't Absolutely not Yeah this guy has a body He spawns in with a body pillow Okay where's the rest of them

Oh you've got a Yakuza Oh shit look at Look at the neck tattoo Oh what a badass Okay, ooh, what the fuck? Okay, no, we're definitely not going with that. Okay, so you've got like, this is like your level one crook. What's there?

Oh, a butler? All right. Your traditional, like, businessman? Just a random fucking guy. Okay, let's see. What else do we have? Another, oh, yeah, it's another fat. Okay, let's see.

How fat can you make them? I want to see and find out. Okay, there's a lot of presets. here. This is crazy. Look at them all. Oh my god. Oh, that guy looks real cool. Look at this chin. It looks like a ball sack. Okay, let's go back over, look at the rest of these. Oh, this looks like a friend I grew up with. Um, anyway, um, let's see here. Where's the rest of them? Oh, shit. Damn! The weekend? Yeah. Okay. And then these are the bottom ones here too. Okay, you've got your traditional skater boy.

All right. Now, in 20 years, this is going to be him. Everybody knows it. Yep. 20 and 5, you think so? Well, it depends on how much he plays GTA 6, you know? So I think that the character that we should start off is the baseline for me is this guy. What do you guys think?

Do you think that's accurate? I think this is probably the most accurate preset. to start with, right? Yeah, the pizza delivery driver, exactly. And then my clothes, okay, let's see here. All right. A white t-shirt, that sounds good. Okay, and then outfit presets, and then outerwear. And where's a hoodie? Can I give them a hoodie? Where's a black hoodie? Why does he not, why are there no hoodies here? I don't want to get, what, what is this? This is ridiculous. Just give me a fucking hoodie. Okay, there we go. All right, are any of these any good? Wait a second. Wait a second. Sorry, I fucked up. Okay, so we have a hoodie and I can change the color of it.

But why is it longer than my shirt? That looks so stupid, man. Oh, okay, yeah, there we go. All right, this is perfect. And then obviously it's going to be black. Okay, perfect. All right. Alright, good. And then, uh, my shorts. Uh, let's go with pajama pants. Okay. And that's looking pretty good right there. Oh, bro. Bro. Bro. Oh, shit. Damn, that's it, bro. Like, we bring it straight back to 2004. Okay, let me see. All right. Let's see what the other options are. Well, we're definitely not going with that. I've never worn pants like that in my life.

Okay, and what about... Okay, we're definitely not going to go with that, or the dress. What about... Do they have a kilt? Can I wear a kilt? Okay, actually, this is kind of like a kilt, but we're probably... It's actually called mini skirts. Okay, let's not do a mini skirt.

Okay, let's take a look at these pants here. So, and then we're going to change... And then the sub-color is going to also be blue. And then accent color is going to be blue as well. Okay. Firepants? Well, they don't have those, unfortunately. Those are leggings.

These are for girls. But only if they're hot. Which, this is a Korean game, so they probably all are. Oh, actually, you know what? Gentlemen, I think we might just have it. Yep, sweatpants. Dark gray sweatpants. We got it. That's perfect.

Okay. Yeah, this is looking really, really good. And then shoes? Okay, I usually wear moccasins, so do they have any, like, just slip on? Oh, this could actually be it. Yeah, this definitely could be it right here. Okay, socks and sandals. We're definitely not going with that.

Oh, oh. Okay, we're dead. Nope, no way. All right, let's scroll down. And then, oh, that's for, that's for hose. Okay. So we're going to go with crocs or are we going to go with the loafers? I think we go with the loafers. And then also we're going to make the loafers orange as well. And then, yeah. Yeah, that looks really good because those are the shoes that I usually wear. Yeah, that's perfect Okay, good And face scan Wait, can you face scan? Can you? Yes? Oh no. Oh no.

Okay. Let me get there, all right? And underwear, I literally do not care. Okay, so we have our gentleman here. This looks really good, formal. Okay, everyday wear. And I'm not going to change any of this. This is all.

school oh damn bro I am so cool okay and then oh I want to get rid of the hat where's the hat where can I get rid of the hat accessories no accessories well it's not there though right

left oh oh I see it I see it there you go hats okay this is a no hat okay perfect all right so we have our guy here Remove all makeup. Okay, yes, remove all. There we go. Okay, good. Face presets. All right, here we go. I actually think this is probably the best face preset to start with.

So, this is detailed editing, right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, all right, give me a minute. So what about facial hair? Okay, so for hair. All right, what do we have for hair options? Only with color options? Okay, yeah, yeah. All right, let's look at all the options here, okay, guys? Nope. Nope.

Nope. Uh, maybe. That's a girl. That's a Karen haircut. That's 100% Karen haircut. Another Karen haircut. No. This one's okay.

Okay, that's basically, yeah, definitely not me. 100% not me. Sneaky haircut? I don't know. Killmonger. Oh, no, we're not going to go with that. Hmm. Okay.

bald that's great and what else do we have okay Edgar all right you've got the traditional Viking haircut uh no I don't know about that all right we need a decent long haircut oh this this could be that's this is a possibility right here what do you guys think about this this could work okay what about the other ones okay this is all girl haircuts as well we're gonna get rid of that. Let's go to the next set. Ah, this is decent too. Yes, is all right. Can I give him a haircut where he's balding, though? Or, I mean, like, I feel like in a lot of these games, you can't even do that, right? Yeah, you can't. They don't even let you do this. Okay, so, yeah, you can't even be balding in these games. Okay, so, all right, and there's, like,

very, very little facial hair options. So we're just going to stick with... I think we're going to go with number one here. I think number one is the best option, right? What do you guys think? Maybe this? Yeah, actually, you know what? I think that's better.

Yeah, let's go with that. And then for mustache... Honestly, I feel like that's pretty much good too, right? Ah, yeah. Yeah, somewhere around this. I'll try three. Nah, it looks weird Um

Yeah, too much hair, bro I know, I'm just, I'm fixing the other thing first, okay? And so I think that for my hair, we're going to go with I think this is the best option. This is the only way that it makes any sense. And then we'll do darker brown.

Yeah, yeah, that's the only one that's even close. Okay. Um, yeah, I think about like right there, that should be good. Or wait, cancel. Okay. And... Yeah, that's perfect. Shit green.

Oh, it's not green? What do you mean, it's green? No, it's not. Yeah. Absolutely not. Okay. Oh, I can sculpt the face. Okay.

Uh... Okay. Uh, about this. No, I can't move that up. Fuck, I don't know how to... I'm gonna turn this character into a fucking monstrosity. This is so bad. Okay, give me a minute.

All right, first thing, okay, I just want to look at the hair, make sure the hair is good. Yeah, the hair is fine. Okay, all that's okay. Not trying to troll. I see the green tent too. Yeah, let's go ahead and try and see if we can fix that. Yeah. I think that's better.

Yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. That's way better. Okay, and let me go back over and look at skin. Okay, well, just whatever the whitest one is, right? Okay, pretty much that. I think that's the whitest one. And face characteristics.

Okay. Probably about like right... I'd say it probably felt like right... Right about there. Eyebags. I don't have any eye bags. Okay, well, let's go... We'll put this at like, maybe like 10 or five cheeks.

Um, I think probably about like right about maybe there. I don't have a lot of muscles in my cheeks either because I don't have any back teeth. And so nasal bridge, this doesn't really matter a whole lot, doesn't. Okay, not really. Smile lines. Yeah, I think I have a little bit of that. So we'll put that on to like maybe like right here. No.

Probably about like right there. say lip line i don't even know what that is so we're just going to skip that cleft chin no jaw line what does this even do uh i think probably about like i don't even know which one probably about like right there right yeah i i guess yeah we'll go with that skin glow okay this means you're greasy okay we're gonna put this at like probably 30 and so that's good moles we're not going to have any moles that's disgusting. Okay, next. Freckles, scars.

No, we're not going to go with any of that. Face paint, that's stupid. We're not going to do that either. Beard color? Yeah, give me a minute. Hair. Okay. Okay, we're going to go with that.

And then the beard. There. Match hair. Yeah, yeah, I guess we can just... Oops. Oh, no. Now it made my hair. hair the other color.

Okay, now I've got to change the hair again. All right, that should be good. And then it'll change every... Okay, all right, there, we're good. Okay, I'm a big idiot. There we go. That's better. All right.

What about my eyelashes? Can I change my eyelashes? Okay, now I have normal eyelashes, better. Okay, or no eyelashes. I mean, I have eyelashes. Okay, that's... Jesus Christ. Okay, um, what about this? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Nah, maybe if I can change this a little bit. I think we see if we can change this one. What do you guys think? Yeah, what do you guys think? Yeah, okay, I'm gonna move this down. I'm gonna move this a little bit down too. Move that closer together. Oh shit. Oh. Okay. Uh, we're not going to do that.

All right. That's fine. And is the skin tone off? I don't know how that works. Okay, so that's good. It's about as good as it's going to get. And the middle peak. I don't know how that works.

Okay. And face characteristics. All right, all this is good. And then what about eyes? Let me fix eyes. Okay, I have brown eyes. There we go. Okay, that's better.

All right. So, eyebrows need to be closer? Yeah, I don't know if I can do that, though. I can't. Like, this is as close as they get. Yeah, it's as close as they get, guys. Smaller nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me see if I can change that. Okay, skin, eyes, makeup, well, nose. Can I fix the nose? Wait, what the hell? Okay, um... Something like that. I think that's... that's not very good. Okay.

Yeah. Ah, geez. Ah, geez, guys. We're really messing up, aren't we? Oh, man. Okay, we're gonna make it thinner, too. Um, a very, very thin nose. So probably like right about there, and then we're gonna take this and move this up.

Okay, that's good. Alright, I think this is, yeah, that's perfect. Guys, we look amazing now. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. There it is. Give them a fat dick. Well, can you make your character fat? Okay, so now we've done face, right? Okay, so body. Okay, what do we have here? So we have skinny, all the different versions of skinny. So this is fat. We're super fat. Okay, this is the most fat you can be. But that's it.

This is a Korean game. If this is an American game, this would be the skinniest you can be. Okay, body weight. Okay, this is... This is it? Damn! Okay, muscle is gonna be... Okay, muscle is gonna be at five,

and body weight is also going to be at five. I think that's very accurate. Yeah, I don't care about giving him... chest hair or anything like that. That's weird. And so we're just going to not do that. And outfit, all that's good. Okay, what do you guys think? 100% hairy? That's weird. I don't do chest hair. No, I don't, I didn't want to think about that. Okay. So that looks good. Yeah, that's about is, yeah, it's about right. Okay, good. We'll stick with this and let's look at outfit. And we have, Oh wow.

Bro. Bro, we're actually chilling. Yeah. We're chilling. This is good. Oh, my God. Asmon 10 years ago, maybe a bit. Yeah.

Accessories. Okay. Do I have a necklace? Damn. Damn, bro. Do we really go in with it? What do you think? I'm thinking about it, guys.

I really am. Oh, you can have a choker. A pearl necklace, okay Man Man, a bigger beard You can't do that really The bigger one looks awful Okay, the chain

I don't think I can do the chain guys I'm sorry Earrings, headpiece, no way Oh no Cat ears A tiara I could do the cat ears If you guys want

Um And then the fur is going to be, oh man, I don't think that we need this, guys. I really don't. This is unnecessary, okay? This is completely fucking unnecessary. Okay, same with the headphones. Now, this one would be funny, but I think we're going to skip that even too, all right?

How dare you? Yeah, no, we're not doing the cattyers, okay, guys, your nails. Okay, um Well, I'm just not going to change any of that wrist wear Okay, what about this? Okay, I don't wear anything on my wrist ever Rings

Okay, so I could have all rings Oh shit So I can be bling the fuck out Okay, um, oh, you're married, oh no Okay, well that's not gonna happen Can you get the nose ring and the, oh no Oh, you can't even get you can't even get the social activist fat girl nose ring thank god okay um well let's look at the other ones i

wear okay oh damn okay okay uh okay uh got the aviators on yeah we're not doing any of this shit okay so uh school we're not going to worry about any of that Alright, I think that we should be good. And let's look at craft. I think we have our character, basically. Neckline. Oh, shit. That's...

Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, actually, I usually wear t-shirts like this. Oh, no. Oh, no way. Absolutely not. Well, this is actually pretty good. Okay, just a regular everyday t-shirt.

All right, that's good. Okay, and we're good to go here. All right, bottoms. Can I change this? Okay, it doesn't even matter. You can't even see it. That looks like sweatpants, so we're going to go with that. And then what about this?

Um, yeah, let's just go with the basic sweatpants. I think that's fine. All right, gentlemen. I think that we might just be ready. What do you think? Is it time? I think we got them. Save?

Uh, I'll just complete it. Save, okay, it's been saved. All righty, gentlemen. Let's do it. Oh, no, it went away. Save. Oh, okay, okay, all right, now we're good. Perfect.

We're good. Make him more bald. You're wearing slippers, bro? Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's the whole point. Yeah. Of course. All righty, gentlemen.

Check age. Yeah, it says young adult. Fine. Okay, let's complete it. We have made, we have made the, uh, the best character possible. Yep. What do you guys think? Your middle age, unk? You gonna call me unk, you gonna do that now? Is that it? Huh? You looking to get banned? Is that right? Okay, um, I think that we're ready to go.

Let's go ahead and start up the game. Complete the current Zoy. Let's do it. Mon Gold. Create family. Okay. Well, let's go ahead and just... All right, let's do this. Family name gold.

All right. World creation permit. In accordance with AR's company policies, the creation of a new simulation world called Inzoi has been approved. The Zoi family listed above can be commenced to live a new life. Submitted by Bora.

Okay, reviewed by all right, good. Oh, at first it might seem hard. But as you live the life given to you, you'll be able to learn many things meow. That's me, not you. Oh, wow. Which city would you want a new story in? Okay. So what's this place?

Parallel universe, it's a Korean metropolis. The charm of Indonesia? I don't even know what the fuck Indonesia is. Bliss Bay. Okay, this is America. All right, this is America. There's probably going to be gunned. violence here and everything. Yeah.

We're going to go with this here. All right. Let's do this. Select City. Utility bills are charged every... Wait, what? Utility bills. Guys, I don't know about this. Okay, they're loading up my entire simulated world with all my friends in it.

I choose a house to live into? Okay, okay. Um... All right. So, Quinn, an apartment. Okay, so another family lives here. Not enough funds. Okay. So, what about this one? A spacious. Okay, well, wait, how do I zoom in? Play? Or wait, go back, go back, go back. Okay, Greenway Street. Okay, um, okay, dirty Zoys. Can I turn that up for me?

Not a residential property. So I can't live on the beach. Okay, can I just be a bum? I can't be a bum. Okay, we're going to live on Sunshine Avenue. Okay, guys? And then wear shoes indoors. Yes, I do wear shoes indoors.

You know why? It's because I'm a fucking savage. Okay, so purchase the property. Oh, this is a really nice house. Okay, there we go. Good. All right, and let's do okay. We're gonna live there.

Okay, watch a video guide. Shift is run. Okay, yeah, I get it. Quick guide. Okay, I don't give a shit about any of this. All right. Wait, I start off the game and I'm already annoyed. Can I drive this car?

I'm here to help. I'm here to welcome to Enzoi Meow. Okay, and this is... Oh, this is where I live. Okay. Oh, wow. This is a pretty nice place. This is way better than me.

my house. Oh, wow. Okay, so this is the bathroom. How do I interact with the toilet? Change clothes, personal action. Call over, call roomnate, show off fashion sense, fart secretly. Wait, what? Encourage yourself? Okay. So can I take a bath? Wait. Can I... What? What is this? What am I doing? This is fake. Yeah, get out of there. Get out of there quick. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. That was gross, man. Okay, and I'm... Use. Okay, I have to use the toilet because I got stuck inside the toilet.

Okay. And let's... get out of here? Okay. Nice. Okay, now let's go outside and this is my, what's in a refit? Can I open a refrigerator? Oh, I can. Make food. How do I make food? A salad? What the fuck? Where's a steak? A steak is level five? What do you mean it's level fucking five? How do I buy a boost? Okay, I'm gonna make pancakes Wait, there's just a bunch of beer and leftover pizza in the refrigerator Wait, wait, wait, I'm actually making pancakes Wait, what the fuck?

I don't have to do anything, do I? Wait, what am I doing? Why am I walking over? Wait, what? I thought you were supposed to make pancakes, you fucking retard? Wait, he's annoyed. Okay, so if you're annoyed, how do you make the character jerk off? Where's the computer?

I'm gonna see if you can look at porn on the computer. Give me a minute. Okay, so this is the backyard. If I do it here, I get charged for something where you can't go near schools. So where's the computer? Wait, what the fuck? Do I not have a computer? I have a globe? Oh, oh wow.

Can I get on the horse? No, I can't. Okay, so... Oh my God. Oh, God. Okay, so let me go outside then. All right, your ad here. Can I kick the ball around?

Okay, let me go to a store and see if I can steal... What happens if I run in front of a car? What? Oh, man, it doesn't knock you down. They should kill you if that happens. Okay, let me go inside the bus. Okay, I want to go here. Let me go to the bus.

Alright, we're going inside. Where did I go? I'm not in the bus, though. Click to focus. Oh, I'm already there now. Oh, fuck, that was a fast bus ride. Okay, um... Now let's go this way.

Can I get... can I buy a car? I don't know if I can or not. Okay, I'm trying to figure this out. On your phone? Okay. I can buy it on my phone. Okay, how do I do that? The outdoor gym.

It's like GTA? I don't know how to, I never played GTA. Okay, I click on my smartphone. My utility bills are zero. Dream car. No cars owned. Go to the buy tab for a car. Okay, I can buy any car I want.

I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy this one. The Hyundai. What do you guys think? Wait, I only have $12,000? Wait, what? Oh, fuck. Okay, so I have to buy a shitty car.

Okay, that's fine. I've been here before. A car that turns familiar roads into special journeys, making every moment of your journey feel brand new. Okay, and so we're going to get, and it's going to be a gray car. Okay, and then we're going to buy? Do I have to pay taxes in this game or not?

Buy the Z car now. purchase. Okay. I bought a car. Okay. And what's this bitch doing? Okay, can I call my car?

Wait. Wait, why are their hearts next to him? Isn't this a man? Guys, is this game trying to make me gay? Oh, no, no, no, no, she's not gay. Okay, um, I'm gonna yell at her. Wait a second. Oh, she walked away from me.

Fuck. Okay, give me a minute. Let me see where I can buy my car. Okay, dream car. Okay, where is managed my car? Okay, maybe my car is at my house? I would have, yeah, it's probably at my house, right? Okay.

Oh, wow. Look at all of this. High school graduate, I'm unemployed. Urges. What are my urges? Oh, wow. Critical thinking level zero. Yeah, that's about right.

Okay. Karma report. Oh, this is my social credit score? Okay, karma status. Jeff Gates. Souls. Cock. Okay, there's nothing that says that here.

I don't know why I would say that. Okay, positive, negative. emotion control changes reflected gradually okay we're going to put everything on medium for now city safety is going to be lowest okay like this is where like straight up fucking like health level is going to be low they're fat and maximum population is super high though a lot of vehicles and appliance durability i'm going to turn this all the way up fire prevention rate is going to be low And city sanitation is also going to be low. And then, okay, I'm going to give myself a little bit extra Riz because I need it.

Friendships, civic consciousness. Okay, this should be good. All right. Wait a second. Okay, did everything change? Yeah, did. All right, good. Wait, I can go to a fortune teller.

Go here. I want to go to the fortune teller. Wait, what? I have to walk there? Okay, well, I guess we'll walk there and just look at the world, okay? Damn, okay, let's go. Why am I waiting for the traffic sign? That's, I never wait for traffic signs. Okay, let's go.

Use your car? Okay, let me do that. Drive here. Where's my car? Oh, shit. Oh shit. Okay, how do I, how do I, how do I, move forward. Wait, what? Uh, enable manual. Um, open window. How to fuck does this work? Edit city. Settings. Wait, settings. F1. Turn off smart Zoy as well. Options. Okay, it's off. Enable manual driving. On. Okay, apply. Go! Go bitch!

I'm gonna get out and get back in. Okay, wait a minute. Let me just go back to my house. I'm gonna go back to my house, I'm gonna get my car there, okay? It's hard for me to understand what I'm doing. Okay. Go here. Oh, I just get on the bus.

Okay, that's easy. The action stack? Yeah. Okay, so now I'm at my house, right? Okay, and this is my shitty car, isn't it? We got the crown Vic. Let's go. Okay, uh, personal action.

No, no, uh, get in. Take a, wait, take a selfie with the car. Wait, what? What the fuck? What the hell? What kind of fucking game is this? Okay, get in. Sit in the driver's seat.

Okay, this actually looks a lot like my first car. Oh, I can drive now. I'm driving. Okay. All right, let's try this out. This game's early access. Fuck, man. Fuck!

Are you kidding me? You can't run people over? Why the fuck not? Okay, well, can I crash into somebody at least? Do! Mock, I'm gonna mock him. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna mock him, and then, uh, all right, what else are we gonna do to him? Uh, I'm gonna tell him to go away.

Wait, okay. It doesn't matter. A traffic incident has occurred. Oh no. Oh no. You fucked up? I did. Okay, so how does this work?

I'm going to drive around in the city. Look sharp. Shop smart. Okay, and let me guess. I can't. Okay. What happens if I drive into a street pole? Okay.

And let's look around over here. We're saw the hot babe. We'll go to the, we're going to pick up a bunch of hose at the, what do you call it, at the beach. That's the next thing we're going to do. We're the pedestrians. It spawns some of them, but I think that like the culling mechanism that the game has is a little bit different. They're at the beach. Yeah, the hose are probably at the beach.

So we're going to go over to the beach right now. Okay. Okay. Right. Drippy, thanks to the 10 subs, man. Okay, let's go down this way. We don't ever follow traffic signals or listen to red lights or anything like that. We turned crime up in the city to the highest degree, and we just drive around to do whatever the fuck we want.

Okay. Is that me? Is that me doing that? I don't... Wait, what did he just say? I... I hear him, right? You guys hear them too, right?

Fuck, okay. All right, I'm running. I'm running. We're gonna go through the red light. Doesn't matter. What? Oh, she's hot. Okay, let me get out.

How do I get out? Exit car. Okay, give me a minute. Okay. Um, uh, okay. Okay, how does this work? Okay, good? Alright, is this working?

Okay, um, relation- greet with cuteness. Wait. Is this fat chick trying to cock-block me? Don't tell me she's not interested. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, um, discuss the difference between love and a friendship. Okay, let's do that.

No, no, no, no, no. This lesbian steep. my fucking girlfriend. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Can I... Go away. I'm gonna make her go away. It's a mini-b- no, no, it's okay guys. We're gonna take care of this. It's all right. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay. Ask her on a date. Okay, we're gonna ask her on a date right right right right now. Should we kiss her?

No, no, no, no, no, when we ask her on a date. Okay. Okay, wait, wait, no. No, I'm talking to the other girl, not this one. No, no, no, no. Wrong girl. Okay, give me a minute. Okay, plan a date together.

Okay, got it. I've never gotten this far. Okay, what do you do? Oh, God. Oh, God. I've only taken girls to Taco Bell and to Waterburger. Is there a Taco Bell option? Event name.

Go to Taco Bell. Okay, event duration. Four hours. Okay. Public property. Okay, business property. Here we go. Um,

Golden Apple Burger. Okay, we're going to take her to, uh, yeah. Okay, great. All right, so that's perfect. So we're going to, four hours. Okay, two hours, two hours. Yeah, the Applebee's, it's a little bit too high, high price for me, but that's okay. And all right, so library, no, Tom Nook shop, art gallery, a wedding venue.

Yeah, no, we're not doing that. Okay, next. Okay, roll required. What, we mean roll? What do you mean? What does roll mean? Minimum of two required. Dress code.

Okay, everyday dress code. Okay, that's fine. Recommended actions Okay Um No, prohibited actions Bathing and showering Recommended actions

Watching TV Okay Uh Prohibited actions Cleaning Um Uh enabling actions Uh sleeping

Okay, that should be good All right, perfect Change's action type Oh, indoor activity. Okay. No, that's fine. Indoor activity. Yeah, this is okay.

Next. Get ready for the event. Okay, go to Taco Bell. All right, we done it. Okay, so an event invitation has been sent to participants. Okay, so a picnic, Matt. All right, good. Okay, so it's right now.

So I need to go. Okay. Um, all right. So, Okay, um, all right, so where's the, wait, I don't even know where to go. Okay, there's the burger place. Okay, I'm going to go here. I was hoping you'd say that.

All right, all right. Get on the bus, bro. Get on the bus. Okay. Okay, no, it's fine, guys. It's fine. All right, and this should be the burger place, right? Yes.

Yes, okay, this is the burger place. Oh, yeah. Golden Apple. Okay, so where's, wait, where's the girl? though. Oh no. Did this really happen to me? Oh no. Bro, at the bar? No. Oh, wait, no. There she is. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Here it is. Okay. Um, so how does this work? All right, so we got the girl and she has to sit down, right? Okay, yeah, she's gonna sit down and then I sit down too. Okay. And, okay, um, compliment

outfit. Wait, why is she asleep? Wait, what? Wait. Wait. Wait. No, not you. Not you. Okay. Why she's... Okay. Um, tell her a dirty joke. Okay, okay, she liked that. Alright. Um, we're gonna give her a gift. Um... Caca, moly. Let me now.

Wow. What's in the box? What's in the box? Okay, wait. Wait. She didn't like the gift. Sucks. I didn't...

No, no, get up. Get up, idiot! Get up, you fuck. Get up, you fuck. fucking retard? Get up! I gave her, why would I give her socks? Ask her about her values. Bro. You can put the sock down now. Okay, um, ask what they do before the date. Okay. Okay, is this working?

Okay, and then... All right. All right, good. Okay, nice. Okay, recent relationships logs. And current level friendship. Wait, what? Gossip about community. Wait, say you don't want to seriously pursue anything. Wait, okay. Discuss the future of cryptocurrency.

Okay, okay, let me do that. Is that working? Think about how to eat more and still not gain. wait, take an adorable photo for them, try to be pendantic. Okay, yeah, let's do that. Oh shit, well, more? Wait, more. Oh, you're right. Okay, um, conflict, thoughts, news. Okay, romance. Okay, um, compliment picture uploaded on social media. Oh god. Okay, so you can now, wait, you can now select the relationship. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. How do I do this?

Okay, conf- all right. Wait, how does this work? Okay, is this where you get married? Nice! This was so easy! Okay, good, now can I capture her and bring her into my house? Wait, why would I Why would I go into here? Why would I? Why would I go into here?

Okay, okay, now I have to Okay, ask about recent trends. Okay, hold hands and talk. Does that work? Oh my God. This is, okay, so how do I ask him to go away? Suspect that your life is under surveillance.

Okay. Can I get her to romance? Okay, um, I'm trying to find, where can I get her to go to my house? Ask about marital status. Okay. Oh shit, is that her husband? Oh no. I'm not married yet.

Okay, good. Okay, so, um, let me see. What if I kiss her? Why is she still holding the sock? my god grew bully the fuck oh that was good i thought i was going to get the cops called on me okay um marital says okay click to view details okay um all right so wait wait wait okay be together is true love wait what happens if i do that make her come into my house. Wow. That was so easy. Change value. Your highest

priority value has been pleasure. Wait, what? I'm a Coomer? Oh, fuck. Okay, okay. Um, now, let's see, what do I do with her now? Okay. So I have to marry her. Okay, so we're gonna marry this girl and that way she'll be... Nice, nice. Okay, take a group photo. Okay, perfect. This is amazing. Okay, um, yeah, I don't know. Great.

I'm speed running? I am. Okay, congratulations. Okay, all right, perfect. Okay, so now I'm married to her, and so I need to now, so does she live in my house now or what? How does this work? Okay, um, wait, can I give her a hug? Nice. Go back home and invite her. Yeah, S-Fent was trying to cock block there.

You see that? Not today. Okay, good. So I have to go back to my house. Okay, go here. And I have to go. Is she just holding the sock? She's still holding the sock.

Okay. How the fuck did this happen? Bro, took her to Taco Bell date? got married. Yeah, I'm speed running, okay? She really likes it. Okay. All right, good. Okay, so now I'm in my house. You're dying of hunger? Yeah, why do you think I just got married? Yeah, who's going to cook the food? Who do you think? Okay, so how do I get her to come into my house? All right, uh, how does this work? Okay, let me think about this. Um, phone? Oh, I call her. That's a good idea.

I finally got... Okay, all right, view details. Okay, good. Thank you for more of the deep conversations. Come to my house now. Okay. Does this work? What?

This... It's not working, guys. Okay. I have to... I have to type this cringe shit. It's not working. Guys, the game is broken. I,

okay, I don't know what to. Can I get married to two girls at the same time? Let me see if I can. Okay, call over. Wait, call over? Now, it doesn't work. Okay. So, all right, all right, that's good.

And so he's eating. That's good. Now, how do I get her to contacts? Oh, man. contacts okay no it doesn't work why am I reading why is my character

why the fuck would I read what is this stupid bottom right build mode zoy card relationships okay here we go okay and I have to wait I thought marital status

single wait I thought we got married oh we're engaged okay okay that's fine Call over. Got it. Okay. Call for multiple women.

Okay. Is this working? Calls always one. Wait a second. Wait a second. Waiting. Got it. Got it.

Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Where is she? Nice.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Here we go. So we got her. Okay.

How do you lock the door? Oh, my surgeon. How do you lock the door? A little bit. Um, all right, all right. So that's make them do all the housework. Oh, shit. Oh, she liked that. Wait, wait, she likes doing housework. Oh, this is great.

Okay, can I, can I have her make me dinner? Okay, um, okay, give me a minute. Give me a minute. Okay, uh, we'll get a burst problem. All right, all right, all right, where's more? Okay, uh, humor, daily life. Okay, try out a pickup line. Gull. Where can I make her make me dinner? Give me a minute. Affection, maybe? Um, chit chat. Share your pizza recipe. Action. Okay, got it. Okay, I got it. No, no, this is it. Compliment, maybe? What's she doing? Why is she using, why is she using books? Why the

fuck would she be using books? Lock the door, bro? I know, I know. I can't figure. I, I, I, I, I running out of food. I need to have her cook me food soon. I'm trying to figure out how I do this and I don't know how how do you make her cook me dinner Ask about memes seen on social media Wait, I keep sitting down. Why would I sit down? Okay, there No, I thought she's gonna sit on my lap. Fuck True love. Okay, great So turn off autonomy? Wait, is it that easy? So I can just turn off women? Women's autonomy? How do I do that?

Press T. Okay. Tab to switch the top view. Okay, that's good. And then, um, we're a match, nice.

Okay, so she's very happy now. And so, so now what I should do, now that we've already collected one of them, now let's go get another one. Okay, let's go get another one Okay, lock the door Wait, well, she can't leave, can she? Okay, she's stuck there

All right, good Wait, can I lock the door? Or wait, wait, wait, let me see if I can lock the door So she can't leave What? Okay, give me a minute, let me get out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's gonna walk, She's gonna leave.

Only you. Okay, so that way she can't open the door. Oh, and the back door too. Let me make sure I lock the back door too. Okay, only you Okay, oh, and she can get out this door too Okay Wait, how the fuck did she

No Can you cut their legs off? I don't know if you can Wait, can I take my neighbor Can I steal my neighbor's dog? Okay, walk here You can't move here Okay, um Okay, you have two birds and a head

No, no, no, no, no We're gonna find the other one, all right Not her, though. Not her. That dog's 90 pounds. No, no. Okay, get in. All right.

Let's drive back to the beach. We're going to find another one, okay, guys? And then we're going to have both of them here at the same time. That's the only logical thing to do. Unable to leave. Wait, what? I'm leaving anyway. Fuck that.

Wait. What? Huh? I can't control my character. I... Am I just going to hit this guy? Okay. travel by car okay can i fucking go to north beach okay so i'm going to the beach anyway everything's

fine here let me close that okay okay okay there all right i i realize i i realize what i'm doing now okay so where am i i'm right here okay so we're going to go to the beach no no no no get rid of that all right let's go this is very weird why is it it keeps giving me this action but I don't want the action. She's controlling you? What? Turn autonomy off? Okay. Free will? Off. Getting engaged you is the best issue. Okay. React positively. Okay, good. Okay, so what happens if I date another girl at the same time? texting and driving? Yeah, I know. It's realistic. Okay, um, all right, I'm gonna get out. How do I get out? Exit car

Okay, so now we've got to find another girl But we have to find a hot one A hot one Okay, that is Uh, nope Why am I not able to move? I Okay, there we go

All right, now I'm moving I'm on my phone Oh yeah, maybe I'm on my phone, that could be it Okay, click to move ain't no way Yeah, I know, I know, we're gonna find another girl here Okay, what about this one? Oh, she might have gray hair. She might be old. Yeah, she has gray hair. She's probably like, what, 25, 30 or so? Yeah. No hags today, guys. Let's find another one. That's the fat one. We're not going to go talk to the fat one.

Okay, we're going to go find a girl down here at the beach. Where are they? Where the hose at? Okay, we're at this one? Uh, nope. Oh, oh, here we go. Here we go. All right, all right, all right, all right, here we go. Uh, is it broken? I think it's broken. Okay, get a sporty one? No, no, we're gonna get a hot one. Don't worry about it. I feel like I kind of got lucky with the first one.

We just kind of like spawned in and found her immediately. Okay, maybe this one? Um, no, no. Next. What about this one? Fucking damn it, move. Okay, um, definitely this one. Okay, okay, um, so give, friendly greeting, okay.

Okay, easy. All right, all right. All right, good. Ask her if she has an only fan? Okay. Ask her about marital status. Okay. Okay, here we go.

Here we go, here we go. Okay, did that work? Okay, it did. All right. So, um, shy kiss her? Okay. All right. Let me think about secondary thing to do. Okay. All right. Say, okay. Um, ask her on a date. Okay.

I'm going to ask this girl on a date, too, and we're going to go to a fortune teller. She seems like a girl that's into, like, crazy, stupid shit, right? I'm not interested in that just yet. Wait, what? Wait, what? What do you mean? What the fuck? Can I talk to her about memes? Does this work? Wait, I got friend zoned? Really? How did this happen?

Okay, okay, okay, all right, that's good? Okay, um, describe the wonders of coffee. She seems like a girl that would be into that stupid shit. You assaulted her? Yeah, but that was only one time. Okay, um, uh, let's see. Ask if they think you get along well.

Okay. I don't know what the fuck they're saying. Okay, okay, good, friend. Okay, now she's, wait, wait, friend. That doesn't mean what I think it does, right? Okay, ask on a date. Okay, here we go. No, it.

Come on, please. Were we? Maybe she's a lesbian. Maybe that's the reason. Okay. Try out a pickup line. Okay. No, no, it's fine.

It's fine. Friend zone? No, no. It's... Okay, okay, good? All right, all right, all right. Talk about my, talk about, I'm gonna talk to her about video games. Alright, I'm gonna talk to her about video games.

Okay, here we go. Here we go, this is really good. Nice, yes, yes! Okay, here we go. Okay, share views on romance. Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

Easy, easy, easy. Nice, yes, yes, yes. Okay, we're actually farming this bitch. Okay, and next thing, discuss the nature of love. Okay, all right. Dude. You're starving to death? Yeah, I know. Why do you think I'm getting another girl?

Okay, so let's see here. All right. And then now romance again. Okay. compliment her outfit. Okay. That's good? All right.

All right. I'm going to do like three more, and then I'm going to ask her out on date again, okay? Discuss the causes of rising crime rates. Okay, there we go. Okay, let's do that. Discuss the revised anal protection act. Okay, next.

Talk about just, wait, wait a minute. Conflict. No, no, no, no, no. Humor. Okay, ask if they have a thing. Ask, no. Um, fuck, a chit-chat. Okay, um, okay, talk about AI.

I'm gonna talk to her about AI. No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay. Next to a hot dog stand? Okay, can I buy her a hot dog? Eat hot dog. Can I give her a hot dog to eat? Where's my hot dog? Okay, this is going really well.

Can I buy her a hot dog? Okay. Okay, maybe I can give her a hug. What do you guys think? Do I do that or is that sexual assault again? Do I do it or not? Do I do it? I'm going to do it.

I'm doing it. I'm going to do it right now. Guys, have I been playing for two hours? Can I get a refund yet? Oh my God. Guys, guys, why did you guys want me to... Can I change the settings? This is too hard.

Okay, give me a minute. All right, so... Uh, comp, all right. Okay, okay. Wait, I got saved. I didn't want to save that. Okay, okay. But why, but... Why, I can't...

Why was the first one so easy? But this one, it doesn't work. Okay, speak logically. Is this working? This game from Feel Your ORA? Yeah, I know. That's why they're all saying no. Pure, that doesn't sound like a ho to me. Okay, um, um, talk about the importance of mental health.

Yeah, she looks like she could be crazy. Okay. The Asian girl accepted you in two minutes? I know. I, I know that. Okay, I'm gonna talk about, all right, style recommendations, maybe. Eastern versus Western women? Yeah. Crazy RNG, isn't it? Okay. And then, all right. Friend.

Not friend. Fuck, man. Okay, all right, give me a minute. Let me think about this. Do romance stuff only. Okay, okay. I'm going to spam her. Saying giving love is happier than receiving love. Okay, okay. Then I'm going to say, all right, after that, try out another pickup line. Okay, good. And I'm gonna, all right, after that, we're stacking actions, okay? Romance, and then we're gonna do material possessions are better.

Mutual crush. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, now ask on a date. Okay, okay. Come on. This the last one. Come on, one more, one more. Grab her and run if she says, I don't think you can grab them. Okay, here we go.

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Okay, can you kidnap them? Can you kidnap them? Let me see if you can. Where does it say? Actions. Actions. Give directions, mock, ask them to go away.

You can't say that your life. Life is under surveillance. This is ridiculous. I... Fuck, man. You know what, guys, I don't think this is working. I don't, like... Go to the next...

We've got to find another one. Yeah, this one isn't working. Yeah, this one's broken. I think this... I think there's a bug in the game. or something. I don't know what's going on here. Okay, let's look around.

Love is blah. What? Okay, maybe we can go to the amusement park. Because you have zero aura? Shut up. I already have one... I'm already engaged to one girl, okay? I don't want to hear that bullshit.

The next victim? Yes, we're gonna move on to the next victim. No, we already saw these two. They were earlier. I don't know what the fuck they're saying. fuck they're saying. Is that little Wayne? I don't know. Let me go down over here.

We're going to find somebody else. I'm Johnny. I'm not Johnny Somali. Okay, let's move around and we're going to look over. Fuck. God damn it. I can't move. There we go. All right. So, there should be a girl at the fair, right? There has to be a girl at the fair. What about this one?

It's too dark. I can't tell. Let's keep moving. Oh, she's got a fat ass. Maybe I'll go talk to her. It's too dark. I How does this work? Okay, what about this one? Nope. Okay, let me go around this way. Should we just try to find another Asian one? Like, I don't know. I feel like white girls don't like me. This is fucked up. Yes? Go to a bar? Okay. You can ride the roller. roller coaster? Okay, let me see if I can. That's a good idea. Let me go talk to that other girl again. Okay.

The massage parlor. Okay. Roller coaster, ride it. Can I do this? Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay, come on. Minus ten dollars. No, it's okay. Wait, where'd I go? Oh shit What the fuck? What the... Oh fuck! Oh no! Motion sickness? That was my goal.

It was to punish every... Shit, I'm going again? Uh-oh. Damn. Oh, wow. Final destination. Wait, I threw up? Wait, did I really?

I don't feel so good. Wait, oh no. Wait, okay, text messages. Ever heard a pocket market? More spam. This is not spam. Yes, it is. I have to go to my house and eat my food. Can I go into women's bathroom?

Access restricted to women only. Oh, they're not going to like that one. Okay, let's go back over. We'll look at a few more of these. And... No, it's not this way. We'll go back around. Discrimination. Yeah, I know. Can I climb over this?

Go home. Okay, I'm gonna go home now. Wait, I can't do that. What the fuck? How do I get to my house? I'm trapped. I know. I know I'm trapped. Let's go back around. Because I'm really hungry. Like my my hungry, me... Am I gonna die? I don't have a health bar, do I? I don't think so. A hot dog? Eat a hot dog?

Wait, I don't know where they are. Okay, sunset taco. Let me go in here. I'm going to eat food in here. Okay, here we go. I can't. It doesn't let me in here. I want to go to Taco Bell.

It doesn't let me go to Taco Bell. Oh, I can go. Uh-oh. Okay, fake Taco. Yeah, it's a fake taco stand. Yeah, these are fake taco stands. their drug fronts. Okay, sorry, we're closed. That's a hamburger stand. There's no hamburgers today. Just take a bus and be economical. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. Where's the bus?

There's a bus. Okay, let's go. Dying on enzyme on the first day. I'm not dying, guys. I'm doing it the right way. Wait a minute, she has gray hair. She's a hag. Never mind. We're gonna go back to my house. Go here. Okay. All right, all right. Let's go down this one. way and we've got to go inside our house. Okay, and I locked, I locked the girl in, right? So she's stuck in here? Is she in the house? Oh, no.

Make food. Oh, no, I'm gonna die. Salad. Okay, um, pancakes. Okay, this is a big pancake situation. Let's go. What am I? Why would I?

Okay. There. Good. Okay, I'm making pancakes. Nice. Wife doesn't cook. Yeah, I know that. I'm fucking aware of that. Okay. Okay, so that's not a pancake. Oh, oh, here. Wait, I'm getting depression. Why am I getting depression? What the fuck is this? Okay, here we go. We're gonna put it on the... I don't know how to make pancakes. Okay, that looks like a, uh, that's like a, uh, uh,

that yeah it's a pancake look at that all right you're doing great thank you okay and then I eat those and they're going to recover all my hunger right let me see if this happens no steak no girls obviously depression no games yeah this is really bad guys this is really bad oh fuck oh yeah my hunger meter isn't going up time remaining here eat the food eat okay there we go now we're getting our hunger meter back okay this should help

bro why did you make pancakes I don't know I don't know why anything happens Simp simulator 20 20 20 no I'm it's guys guys I'm doing my best okay

hmm you're doing something completely different the pancakes left alone it's okay I've almost got my hunger back up everything's okay okay and there we go Alright so I've eaten all of my food

And I'll just leave the bowl here It doesn't matter Um That's for her to clean up later And I need to sleep now right Okay I'm gonna sleep What? Who the fuck wears something like that to sleep?

What the hell is this? Is this working? Fast forward Okay very fast Oh god You guys can't see this It's It's five Xing

The karma status of Zoy's, if you don't properly manage the residing car, you might have to have an interview with the CEOs. Manage my karma. Um, terrible. Was Jeff Gates. Wait, what the hell is this? Okay, I don't know what just happened. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm bad karma with everyone. I don't even know who this person is. Uh, okay. Okay, time 30x. Okay, we're going to get all of our sleep back now. It's the people that I hit with my cars. That must be it. I hit all those people with my cars, and now they're mad about it.

Wants to talk about pleasure. Wait, who? Who? Who? Wait, what? How do I? No, why is it? What? Hygiene. Wait, no, turn that off.

Okay. No shower? Okay, give me a minute. Let me go out. side now. Okay, we've got to find another girl, though. Let me go back to my car. Open trunk? Wait, what? Can I put this guy in the, no, I can't. Okay. Let me just drive. Okay, this is good. Okay, so we've got to find out. We've got to find another girl. If we're looking for hot bitches, we want to go to the, um, the fortune teller.

Let's go there. There's probably a bunch of stupid. stupid hot bitches over there let's go that way that's where the goth girls are yeah for sure okay where am i now okay it's like uh wait is it this way or the other way uh that says Starbucks okay never mind let me turn around okay maybe this is it I'm gonna go in between these that's fine don't worry about it is this it cocktail house Fuck, I went the wrong way. Drive here. Okay, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna have a drive over there.

It's on its own. Okay? I'm gonna speed it up even. Got it. Okay, good. Okay, Oracle Fortune Teller. Why is it not work? Maybe it's not open yet.

It's 6 a.m. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna wait. Okay. Um, is this? Wait, I'm hungry again. No, no, I didn't want to go on to... Oh.

Why I'm on the bus? I didn't even mean to do that. Wait, okay. Where's the hot dog place? Old dairy meat meat cooking. Okay, I can't go there. Okay, I gotta go, maybe this one. I can't, okay, furniture store, I can't go there.

Okay, um, I have to go to, no, not movie theater. Who sells hot dogs at seven in the morning? Can I go in here? ATM. No. What about, you? Wait, I'm stuck. We're closed. That's the girl.

She got away. Wait, what the hell? Okay, I'm gonna go back and eat my food. You can actually go to jail in this game? I don't think so. If you could go into jail, I would be in jail. Okay. Can I eat the food? Eat. Okay. Wait, why is it green?

Wait, why is my food green? Quality bad. What? I don't need to do that. Stop, stop it. Okay, now we need to go back to the fortune teller. Okay, let's go. It's down this way.

Fuck! Okay, let me go normal speed. I think it's got to be this way, right? It has to be this way. Okay. Take a shower? No. No.

Why would I do that? Okay. Go here. I don't know how to get over there. Okay. Wait. Oh, it still doesn't let me go in? Wait, but there's nobody here.

Oh, there's the girl. Okay. Um, sit down. So how does this work? Oh, is she gonna tell me my fortune? Cleo Jenkins. Uh, Miss Cleo? Yeah, it is.

Okay, um, look into your personal problems. Can I interact with the tarot cards? Get a turret reading. Okay. Employees only. Fuck. Can I use a moped? No.

Okay. Um, let's go back over here. Go here. Become an employee and steal? Nice. Okay, am I here? Okay, where's the girls? Okay, okay, okay.

That's a guy. Can knockdown game. Wait, what? Wait, by, can I even play this? Play basketball. Uh, gay? What the fuck? What the fuck?

Why would you do that? What the hell is this? He's trying to serenade you? Yeah, I can see that. Where the hell am I going? Where the fuck am I going? Wait, this guy's punching... What the hell?

Hygiene red? No, that doesn't matter. Trust me. Okay. Find a skater girl? It's, I don't think, there's only one girl that liked me in this game. All of the other ones, when I tried to hug them, they tried to, they pushed me away. I don't know why.

Probably because they're hoes, I think. No aura? Yeah, I don't have enough money. Yeah, they're all gold digging, yeah, they're gold digging hose. That's the reason why. Why? Okay. Probably because you smell bad. No, that's not the reason why at all.

That could not be possibly the reason why. Okay, let me look around. You don't even have money? I have $2,000. I'm rich, bitch. Okay. I think I pretty much did everything that I wanted to do here at least for a little bit. I'm going to take a break,

and I can give you guys a little bit of my first impressions on the game and everything. What do I think about the game? I think that it is, it could have been a lot better with more interactivity. I think that like giving people more opt, like they have a really good foundation for what they're doing, but I think they need to add in more things that you can interact with and more things that you need to do. And so, IGN gave it a six. Well, it's a decent game. It's just that a lot of it is like kind of hard to, uh, I don't even know, I don't know where he's going.

I might just let him go wherever he wants. Luminear Art Gallery. Oh, are we going to take a shit in the art gallery? I don't even know. I'm going to let him do what he wants. And, uh, yeah, I'm curious to see their AI model advances. Well, to be fair, I don't think this game is like super insanely good either. I think that, like, it's got a lot of kind of, uh, uh,

you know, like shallow features, definitely for sure. But I think it's also, it's an early access, right? It's janky. Yeah, it has potential. And I think that there's also a lot of people that like simulators like this and they would be willing to play it and try it out themselves. So it's not like this, this game genre isn't popular. I think the game genre is popular. And look at this girl, girl, this kid's got 18, viewers. Girl, look at this. Was this recommended? Yeah, it's, to be fair, is another girl, girl,

girl, this is, like, I think it's like a fat guy or something, that's fine. Another girl. Yeah, look at all the girls playing this. Yeah, there you go, guys. It's a girl, yeah, it's a girl, it's a girl game. Let's be honest. And so giving more features and like survive, like, like not for ability, but like a viability

for like just different random things. That is that's, I think, a really good idea. There's the demand. Yeah, there's definitely a lot of demand for this kind of stuff. Absolutely there is. And so hot Asian girl in Insoi world.

Oh my God. Oh, boy. Okay. Well, there you go. And have you played the latest patch for weathering waves? No, I haven't. I heard of my cat girl. I was gonna make a cat girl, but I decided not to, right? And, yeah. You still didn't the score?

Yeah, I know. Need more clothes, but it's a good game for me. I think it's a decent game. It's all right. Um, wait. Wait, why is it, why is it have me hanging out with... Did it just program me to start hanging out with S-Fand? What the fuck?

Why? How does it know? Okay, great. Oh my God. Okay, and it showered. it it did shower somehow i didn't even notice that thoughts on a short frame adolescence i haven't seen it and at rind you haven't gotten married you this girl yet that's okay i wanted to try to marry two of them at the same time are you playing monster in a wild still no i took a break uh i i had to uninstall it for

space but um anyway uh yeah so uh generally uh thoughts on the game is that i think this is a really good foundation for a um like a what's what's what's the way to say it. A simulator game. I think it's a really good start. But they have to like, you know, like even off the edges and make sure that there aren't other like random issues with it because it's kind of, uh, it's like janky and kind of unfinished. So yeah. And so basically games like this, I think really flourish and thrive when they allow you to pretty much do whatever you want. And they give you the opportunity to pursue different like kind of, uh, uh, um, fantasies. And like, I think that's what really kind of, uh, that's what makes games like this exciting

and makes them fun. And so, uh, as long as you have like a lot of options like that, then you can have good games and you can have a good experience. It's focused heavily on immersion more than any other game. It's immersion breaking into game. Yeah, like, you can't run people over. Like, you should be able to run people over and kill them. And so like, yeah, it seems you can build your own house also. Yeah, you can. You definitely can. But I hope you guys had fun watching me play it, right? I definitely tried to make it as entertaining as possible. And so hopefully

we succeeded in that. And I'll be back on tomorrow. And tomorrow, what are we going to do tomorrow? I don't know what we're going to do tomorrow. I have no idea what we're going to do tomorrow. So I'll figure it out then. Maybe we might do more of the AI stuff. Maybe we might do more

Kazan. I don't know about Kazan. I got to figure out my build. Ghost of Tashima. No, no, no. I look at the Nintendo Direct stuff tomorrow. hopefully. And, no, there's a few games I might play. I know, like, the Hell Clock got a new update. I was going to play that, too.

So I might just do that tomorrow, too, then. So we'll see what happens. But anyway, gentlemen, I hope you guys had fun, and everybody enjoyed watching the show. And it was good, and I'll be back on tomorrow. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with him. Okay, yeah, he's having a bad time. All right, anyway, gentlemen, I'll be back tomorrow.

and I'll see you guys then. So until next time, boys. Peace. See ya.