Asmongold TV - This Game F*cked me up.. | Asmongold

Episode Date: June 29, 2025

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So this is when she was born. She's a girl. She's a girl. What a lovely voice. My love. Did you decide on the name? Yes. Oh my darling girl.

We have precious little time together. You'll never know us. But I want you to know that you are loved. I want you to know. You're not alone. You will always be. Always been beautiful child I held in my arms. You will smile the brightest smile.

You will cry, iridescent tears. You will know love. And you will no pain as we live in an unforgiving world. But you are strong and you will survive. You will struggle and you will learn. You'll find people to call your own. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why they're guiding light. But you will change the world and the people around you. You'll forever be our princess. That's why they gave her the name. And her name will be, Mael. Damn, so what the fuck? God damn.

So, where am I now? What even happened? Actually... I prefer Mael. I think I do too. But I'm not really versatile. And you're not really my L, are you? What the fuck? You're not Vesso, no.

You look and sound just like him. But you're you. I'm still my L, though. You should have helped me, remember? Yeah, I... I wanted to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, too.

If I'd listen to Mammal, if I hadn't trusted the writers, V-Sau would still be alive and you... Wouldn't exist. wouldn't be caught in the middle. Mom did a terrible thing, painting you into Versa's canvas, giving you his memories, pretending the fire only took me. But I'm glad you exist. Your father was right to erase everyone is better this way.

Better for who? Vessa would never have wanted his canvas gone. He loved Esquier and his gesturals and grandis. It was killing my... Our mother. Staying here so long. a make-believe world with her make-believe family not make-believe you're not her power's here he'll help me fix Lumia uh I thought he was gonna kill every

yeah uh mom painted a rather unflattering portrait of him uh-oh he's much warmer than the ranoi you know I bet what the fuck painter Pictor Pinter's Pinter's acquired the power deal more damage okay that's good erasing everyone. Why would he help repaint everything? I hid the canvas before I entered, so Mamon can't come back again. There's no need to erase the canvas anymore. Oh. I'm not at risk like Mamon.

I haven't been in this canvas that long. Besides, Papa has a soft spot for me. He'll listen. Hmm. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I mean I'd use a bathroom? Surely nothing will go wrong.

I'm back. Thought about that? Holy shit, man. Oh my God. Is your mind blown? Yeah, I didn't expect this. Yeah, I didn't think this is going to happen. Don't forget to equip your new picto.

I will. Is this the curator or is the father? There he is. I thought I told you to stay home. Technically, my body's at home. Some of Elene's finest work. I regret that it caused you so much pain. What Elin did was unfair to you, most of all.

Please accept the Desondre family's apologies. What? I know it seems absurd to offer oblivion as recompense, but perhaps that's the outcome we both desire. What? I'm proud of you. Getting your mother out of the canvas was not easy. Once we erase the canvas, we won't have to worry anymore.

She's home now. Why? You know your mother. First, so painted this canvas. It contains a piece of his soul. She'll never willingly part with it. No. For the sake of the living, we must part with the dead. No, Papa, see, I hid the canvas. She will always find it.

This is our only opportunity. While she's too sick from her prolonged descent into her... longed descent into the canvas to return. No. Papa. Papa, please. This is Verso's only canvas. You can't destroy the last piece of him that we have.

This is my home now. You can't just decide... You're home? After all that with your mother, you want to stay. You know how little remains of my life outside? Alicia, you'll die. You've already been here longer than you should. But... No. Look at me. I said no. I am not letting my daughter risk her life.

Alicia. I'm not, mom. I'm not going to lose myself if I stay. I know full well you will, and I am not doing this again. So much for getting them to listen. Oh shit. What? What? Is that a horse? Well, that's a horse. Uh-oh. Man, what the fuck?

Holy shit. Can she respond them or some shit or what? But it's so easily. What am I doing wrong? Don't be discouraged. It's only been a day since you remembered your painter's side. We believe in you. Remember them.

Painting isn't about derisimilitude. It's about essence. Truth. Of who they are. Your father made the axons right? She who plays with wonder. He who guards truth with lies. They're the essence of your mother and your brother.

Oh shit. Marched. We have much to talk about. Yeah. Yeah, that's, wow. So you were her daughter. And you were a painter's too. So cool.

Right? And you, you knew this whole time. You fucking coward! You betrayed us! We trusted you. You can bring them back too. Yeah? Everyone we've lost.

I... Yeah, but I need Cromer and Papa controls all the Cromer in the canvas. No. Not all of it. The expeditioners. The ones killed by Nevrons. Gustav noticed their chroma remains in their bodies. They never dissipated.

Like the gommage. It's sold, Kramer, and not pure. It won't be like bringing the two of you back, but we could use it in other ways. Time for the greatest expedition in history. Oh, shit. So, uh, uh, what the fuck? Oh, shit. God damn.

Save it I don't need your mayor Culper Wow You did what you felt you had to Of course You were wrong But

Oh I thought you'd be more upset Oh I was I got over it Damn Everything I knew about Our world is wrong

And you know what I don't care Because death isn't death Well, life isn't life either. That means... I can see my husband again. See how...

Uh, what? Oh, please. I'd sacrifice you in a heartbeat to get him back. So... I understand. We're good. Thank you. As long as you help me, bring Pierre back.

You own me. You got it. Damn, what the fuck? Not to say I told you so, but I do believe that I did, in fact, tell you so. Damn. Thanks for the support. Was it worth it? Duh.

What will you do now? I'll do my best to earn their trust back. Quite a steep hill to climb. We should have hooked up with him when we could, man. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, bro. Like, we had our, we had our, we had a.

our shot. Yep. Ah man, we really messed up. That was a fucking mistake. What about Fat Boy? How's he doing? Oh, he's still here? How's he doing? This should be here. I got a new outfit. He doesn't even give a fuck. He doesn't even know this shit's happening. Like, oh, wow, it's another one nice. We have to push Papa. out of the canvas before he erases everything. Oh fuck. I'm surprised he hasn't already. He's been weakened by his battle with Momul.

That's probably why he hasn't come after us. But it won't stop him for long. If you and your father keep fighting, you risk breaking the wild again. Uh-oh. Another fracture, but this time, it might be you trapped inside the monolith. Ooh. What's the alternative? Damn.

Maybe. Maybe you should go. You should go home. You're fighting each other, but you're all doing the same thing. No. Elin wants her son back. Mm-hmm. Mano.

Once, you and Elin back, you want Gustav back the cycle we needed to break. Wasn't the gommage. It's your family's cycle of grief. Uh-oh. Our whole world carries the burden of your family's grief. Damn. Hello. Oh, everyone's mad at you.

Iski can be sad or bad or even rad, but never, ever mad. Oh my God. Bad things happen when we get mad. True. I know. But I can never be mad at you. Well, that's nice. What a good guy.

So she probably pissed, right? I was right not to trust you. There's no way we're hooking up with her now. Oh, bro, how did this happen to me? And what would you have done in my position? I wouldn't have betrayed my expedition. I would have warned them that everyone they cared about was about to be erased. That they were about to be erased.

I would have told them the truth. Because after everything we've been through, we deserved that. Yeah. Damn. Damn. That's your problem. You think in false dichotomies. It wasn't an either-or situation.

Other solutions were possible if you'd only trusted us enough to ask. Knowing what you know now. Would you have helped me force my mother out of the canvas? No. I don't apologize for saving her. But I am sorry I broke your trust. And I will do everything. I can to help bring everyone back.

Damn. I guess we'll see. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Damn, man. Damn. All right, there's still a chance. Yep, that's right, boys. We're still in the game. And so the curator is just

like fucking, he's done. Should I write in a journal? What happens if I click on writing a journal? Yeah, I... Should you can write? It's been writing Gustav's journal to honor his memory. She writes about everything to painters is a lean Renoir.

So no matter what happens, the truth will be written somewhere. Mail embraces herself in Gustav's journal pouring over every detail. She'll forever cherish his memory. The members of Gustav inspire male. Skill unlocked. Gustav's a mage. She's sure that when she brings the apprentices back,

they'll all want to bring a story. I wonder what that is. Okay, I think we should check up on the others, right? Yes, okay. That's usually the cinematic. Nice hair. Oh, yeah. I can't believe there's another world out there.

A world I'll never get to see. I'm sorry. I didn't. My memories, I would have told you if I'd know. Yeah. Don't apologize. You were trapped too. You lived among us.

You're one of us. Well, she was the link. It's so weird. I have memories of two childhoods. Two homes. Two Lumiere. Well, Lumiere is Paris, right? You're not an orphan anymore.

You just found your family. Don't you want to be with them? I love my family, but... They're all gone. In one way or another. And you are all gone. family too. So Gustav and Emma.

Oh yeah. And I didn't see it at the time. All the families who took turns taking care of me. This is a lot to take in. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. But for the first time in a long time, I have hope.

Damn. God damn. God fucking damn. what does it say remember the current objective return to lumiere and defeat run war okay flagra skills um let me see well she did get the other uh let's see here two ap on a turn start i guess probably should use this this painted power i mean i feel like that's kind of a good one right and so we got we got to get that one leveled the fuck up and so yeah uh it's just five weeks

No, I get it. I get it. I see it now. God damn, bro. Like, that shit is insane. I don't even know what to think. Gustavs Amage. Deals high single-target lightning damage. Damn, that's fucking crazy. Holy shit. I wonder if that's good. I mean, I feel like it's definitely better than a fucking sword ballet, right? Maybe it is. Like, I don't know. Um The skill tree? Yeah, I just don't know yet She's doing one that got a new skill, right? Uh, yeah, yeah, she is.

Okay. Check the skills flag? Okay. Upgrade expedition resources. Oh! Now I can do it on my own. Oh shit. Upgrade weapons.

And I still didn't get probably one of those upgrade things. Did not? No, I didn't. Okay. Um, learn skills. Okay, so for Mayo, I don't think there's anything new here, right? The top three? Oh, oh, yeah.

Void damage. Extreme single target void damage. High single target void damage five hits. Plus 35% of a gradient charge. That's crazy. That's really good. Yeah, I don't know which one of these is good and which one isn't. I mean, I have no idea.

And I mean, like, I can just buy all of them, right? I mean, like, because it's 4, 4, 6. I mean, I'm obviously going to buy, like, I mean, are any of these even good? I mean, I'm going to buy all these. Yeah, so there it is. And so I feel like if anything, we should get rid of, probably get rid of sword ballet, right? I feel like that's the one we get rid of Pierce.

You think Pierce is invaluable? Okay. Damn. Phantom strikes good for AOE? Yeah. I feel like it probably would be better than... Because I already have a strong single target attack. And so the fire thing, I don't really think I need to use that.

I mean, I don't know. I think that we'll figure it out in time. So let's not worry about it too much. Okay. So Boyd beats the others Well, I don't know Foray sucks now

I don't know if it does or not Okay, let's do it Gustav Amage No, no, I talk to Eskye I talk to him I'll talk to him again Eskier can be sad Yeah

Yeah, I talk to him And then I can look at Learn skills for Gustav I don't think there's anything that's new here We're not Gustav or fucking, uh, you know, this guy. Uh, Verso. Okay.

All right. Create the greatest expedition in history. Let's do that. Uh, I want to create the greatest expedition in history. So we've got to suck their souls out. I'm smart. So they're all getting disenchanted. Damn.

Oh, fuck. We gotta go there. This is soul leveling shit. Ska ability unlocked. Exhibition 33, final objective. Head back to Lumiere and expel Renoir from the canvas. Once we're ready, we can head to Lumil. Oh fuck!

Camp? Okay. Who's going to upgrade our pick toes now? I can do it. Oh, that's easy. So, how are you going to win back their trust? You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Uh-oh. I can't rely on good hair and charm anymore.

So, what's the plan? Well, at least everyone's still talking to you. That's a start. Damn. I spend time with Monaco, yeah. Thinking about what happened after the painter's expelled from the canvas. Everything. How does it feel?

Reaching one's goal after so many years. Uh-oh. At the end of the day, I'm just a gestural. I always support you, but still. Yeah? Would dual help you? I'm sorry. I am sorry, my friend.

Damn. I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. Damn. We're attached to humans. Damn. Because Verso knew what you were like outside the canvas, and I know what you're like inside here. He's the dog!

Are the most loyal friend, and certainly not just a gestural. Mm-hmm. When I left you ten years ago, I convinced myself that again, here I am with you because Verso painted me that way. Damn. You've kicked my ass enough times to know that it's just who you are. Mm-hmm. That is very true. Now, don't get too arrogant.

Sometimes I wish things could go back to how they work. We could play with Claire, Aline, and Bonois. Nothing bad. Damn. Good times. never last. Bad times seem to have made themselves comfortable. It's up to us to make sure they go away.

Yeah. Or to go hunt some never on as we are. Absolutely. Well, ready to take on like in the good old days. Uh-oh. That would warm my heart. Then let's go get cut in half. Wouldn't they die now if they...

Monaco is suspect by Versus willingness to enter bodily harm to raise the spirits. Inversonis Minnus Monoco would do this. same for him that's my boy they all can just repaint them or she does oh she does oh wow okay i'm getting quite tired of people telling me to go home so please no more damn fine as you wish accounting on me i won't abandon them and i refuse to abandon you I'll spend time with my own? Yes.

You're okay. Well, he's always so bloody and shit, too. Yeah. What's wrong? Nothing. Just thinking about Gustav. And Lucien. Oh, Lucien.

This is the guy who died in, like, the first, like, five minutes of the game. I'll remember him. Every time I think I've managed to contain it. A wave comes out of nowhere and drags me away. Mm-hmm. I know. How do you do it? After all these years.

They say time heals all wounds. Ooh, he's not even a person though, right? Does it? But I guess death heals all wounds too. Huh? Yeah? Bad joke. Sorry.

Death is... Not necessarily final. What does that mean? Gustave lives on in other ways, right? No. Through your memories, through his influence on your life and everyone else's, through the Lumina converter in his research. That's true, but that's not very comforting when I'm missing him.

Damn. Yeah, talking to dead people. I'm serious, it helps. Or, at least, it helps me. I imagine what they would say. how they would react to things. It helps me keep them alive in my mind. Try that.

Time to be a schizo. You know, a skeptical about his advice. She's not in the mood to talk. But doesn't want to be alone. Mm-hmm. Nice. Okay, now the important one. It's strange watching her.

My hell. She has the power to remake our world. She's a patroness, but also Armile. Yeah, she's Armael. Yes. You said you traveled with other expeditions. Yeah. Some.

Did you ever travel with the 46? Ooh, that was her parents, I bet. 46. No, why? Oh, nothing. Mm-hmm. Your age? Shut the fuck up.

Must be serious. You're usually more eloquent than this. Am I now? Sorry. You were saying? My parents... They... Mm-hmm.

They were Expedition 46. Yep. I didn't travel with them, but... I have come across their, uh... Uh... That's a nice way to put up. You have? Yeah.

Once you're on Sireen's Island. I can show you. Oh, yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Don't expect too much, yeah? Come on, it's not far.

Especially now that Esquier can fly. No. No, we can't afford detours right now. Well, if you change your mind, We can go any time. It's not far. We gotta go over there. Yep, we gotta do that.

Thank you. Yeah, Seroen's Island so far from Sireen's Coliseum. Okay. I have to talk to Monaco again. Okay. So, you're really enjoying the... Can't rely. Let me see if I can.

Yes, I can. Beautiful evening. The colors in the sky. The shining of the stars. Tonight is a night full of promise. Based. We shall bring Noco back. Yeah.

I thought you wanted to wait until things come down. Who knows how much time tomorrow will allow. Let us give Noco the gift of today. So why can they repaint the two girls, but they can't repaint Noco? It's a simple journey to the sacred river. We're not far. It's close to the station. There are reason?

Gestrologic. Okay. Okay. That makes you're jumping the queue again. Uh-oh. I'll deal with Golguer later. You helped me bring Noco back once before. Will you help us again?

My friend. That makes sense why Monaco was so unhappy about Noco dying. Sir, you're really in Can't Reli. Okay. I'm getting... For the county. Yes. The location we've marked on the map?

Yeah, I get it. They're Versa's creation, not it means. Well, they're his creation, but that guy isn't Verso. I still don't know what he is. Yeah. I found the letter. What? A copy?

Yeah, but why would they apologize to him for just making him a copy? Why would Gwynour do that? Doesn't make sense. He didn't apologize to anybody else who just disenchanted him. Malicia. Uh-oh. He should tell her about the letter. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Understand what? Why, Mama? Kept her scars. No. Don't go messing with her head. She doesn't need that and she doesn't owe you any answers. Uh-oh.

She's the one who kept coming to me. I think she wants to see me. Just leave her be. Uh-oh. Oh. So, you're not doing her anything. Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. She doesn't owe me, but... ... ...and let's not talk about what you owe her. Uh-oh. Don't you want to see her too? Yeah, of course. She doesn't want to see me, though.

Not after... ...everything. Then she can throw us out, and we'll leave her of them. Damn. Yep. Yep. Yep. Where is she?

I had to guess. There is a place she loves. At the top of the mountain. Mm-hmm. ...nearthe third axon. Oh! Oh shit! That axon.

I guess we're climbing. Most like a giant time that I am... The last axon. Okay. Don't usually get this nervous. But, oh, I'm nervous. Uh-oh. Yeah, I can see that.

It's not that I didn't care before. I cared about the mission, but now... Now it's personal. Hmm. Mm-hmm. Refuser? Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm going for a swim with Esquier. Care to join?

Did Esquay put you up to this? Uh-oh. Whatever do you mean? Whatever do you mean? Skiy's been nagging me incessantly about swimming lessons. Bro, Eskye... Oh my man. Mm-hmm.

Eskier. Well, you always seem uneasy when we travel over water. You should learn to swim. That way, if you fall into the water, I don't have to ruin my clothes jumping in after you. Ooh. Oh. How very gallant of you. I'm a team player, but nobody enjoys sitting in wet clothes.

Mm-hmm. Your hypothetical situation is quite specific. I guess it is a good idea, though. Nice. It is. Go get changed and meet me at the lake. All right. Okay.

Okay. Okay, here we go. You keep secret swimsuits in a... What? No, ladies swimsuits as well. Just... What the hell? Nicky Verso, what?

What? For the record, I do know how to swim. I mean, I grew up on an island. Mm-hmm. It's just I have an aversion to swimming. Uh-huh. Oh, I can help you with that. I had an aversion to Minoko, but I got over it.

I had an aversion to Minoko, but I got over it. Oh. Do share your secrets then. Uh-oh. Exposure. Avoiding just makes it worse. Oh, I tied myself to Monarcha for a month and we spent every minute of the day together. Well, that's nice. Well, Noco tied us together, but anyway, now we're best friends.

This is your idea of an inspirational story. Uh-huh. I was also the swim captain at school. Damn. Is that supposed to be impressive that you swam with other kids a hundred years ago? That's pretty good, yeah. I'm still a good swimmer now. It's not something you forget.

Come on. Let me help. It's about fear. We need to help your body and your mind. Realize that there's nothing to fear and no reason to panic. Okay. Okay. What first?

Just sit here in the water for a little bit. Then, when you're comfortable, you go a bit. deeper. Then a bit deeper still. Okay. Until we get to the trees on the island there. All right. Guys occurs in the airs. The water, she panics, but Verso helps her get over her fear.

After a little while, she manages to swim to the eye. Nice. I did it. I can't believe that worked. Thank you. And you doubted me. Damn. You are indeed an excellent swimmer.

Wow. See? Now, let's see you swim back. Uh-oh. What? No inspirational pet talk this time. So you admit it was inspirational. Damn. It was something.

So you can't believe she's to overcome her fear. She appreciates versus friendship. She knows they can always rely on each other. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. How nice.

Oh, uh-oh. I guess he's not that different from my father. Damn. Huh? No, spend time with that, I was going to spend time with that, I was something significant to discuss. What happened? I can't believe you told Ciel about the wine. I can't believe you told Ciel about the wine.

Ooh. Oh, well, she's very persuasive. Bro, actually a fat simp. Actually a fat simp trying to get her to go swimming and then give, like, bro, wow. Really? Wow. When she smiles at me, I've warm. Bro.

Fuzzy. Come on. So she smiled at you and you cracked. Some secret keeper you up. Wow. Bro. Tier three. I thought I was more of a winekeeper than a secret keeper.

Good one. Well, great job there too. There's barely any wine left. Damn. I thought you would understand. Uh-oh. Don't lie. When she smiles at you.

Bro. You feel warm and fuzzy too. Jesus, bro. He is down bad. Escan my goat? Yeah? What? No, that's not...

No, no. No, that's not... That's not true. No. Are you getting warm? Your face looks kind of red. Oh, God. Oh, and she showed me a really cool rock.

For a second that I read that, I thought it's something different than rock. You gave her all my best wine for a rock. Better be a special rock. Yeah. Uh-huh. What's this one called? Oh, but Loonieck has not yet introduced itself to me. Uh-huh.

So I don't know what to call it or what its special power is. Uh-oh. I see. Oh, but Lune is helping me study it. She knows a lot about rocks. Yeah. Of course she does. Of course she does.

Luni knows a lot about lots. about lots of things talking to her is super fun oh bro he's a double sound just like you when we first met you had so many questions about me and you and you've been talking to Luna 2 oh oh shit Ugh. You guys are always talking.

Yeah. Well... And you like when she gets excited about stuff too. Yeah? That's not what... What exactly are you... No, forget it. We're getting off topic.

Yeah. You seem flustered. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm not flustered. Want a hug? Of course. Of course.

Who would turn down an Skiye hug? Man. Versa was relieved that Skiya has stopped talking about what he thinks of Lune and S.O. Damn. He is secretly touched that Skiy knows him so well. Wow. Damn. Enjoy a giant hug that lasts far too long before returning to the others.

Man, talk to him again. There's another one. I guess he's not cousin. Oh no. Hmm. That's not a happy look. Why'd you hide sorry from me? Oh. I didn't, uh, I...

Duh. I was... Afraid the others would want to return to Lumiere if you could fly them back. Damn. That's mean. Sometimes you're... Damn. But being mean is not necessarily a mean thing.

Okay. Yeah. Exactly. For sure. Hmm. You're just like Fonois. Oh. He'd hate that you said that.

Oh. Oh. That's what I said. And Fonseois is just like you. What do you mean by that? Uh-oh, minis who hate things, but who aren't really minis. Uh-huh. Versal, I remember.

Uh-oh. Whoa, uh, slow down. Remember what? Where I lost Erie. Fuck, it's another rock. Uri. Oh, no! Which one was Uri again?

Uh... Which one was Uri again? Uh. Oh yeah! Oh, right, right. Yeah. So where is he? So, where's Uri?

I left Uri in Francois Cave. What an idiot! Okay. Francois is not gonna give you Uri without a fight. Oh shit. Who had rather not fight? He was so mad last time. He was mad. He was really mad.

Maybe if you serenade him. He and Claire used to sing all the time. It made him so happy. I don't think that's going to work, bro. And you have such a lovely voice. Uh-huh. Thanks, ask. Uh, not sure.

Fonois wants to hear me sing there. Uh-oh. Oh, oh, or maybe you can dance with him. You're next. Damn. Francois can dance. I've never even seen him move. I guess he sort of...

He's a Clea scimp too? Bro, yeah. Anyway, look, uh, maybe we can trade him something. What does he like? Flowers, fruit, shiny things. Yeah. Yeah? A different rock.

Of course. Oh. Um... A better rock. Okay. Aww. Oh. We'll make it so it looks like Francois, and we can paint a miniature clay on top.

Do we have the artistic skills for this? Uh... Do we have the artistic skills for that? Worst case scenario. It doesn't work, and you fight him for it. Damn, so we gotta beat the fuck out of this dude over a rock? Thanks. How about that rock over there?

Again? Wait. Ah da... Doesn't it look just like him? I almost feel of false ways here with us. Oh my... Oh my fucking God. All right.

I'm ready. What? You want to go now? Yes, yes, yes. It won't take long now that I can fly. Let's go see Palswark. Are we actually going over there now? Oh my god, we're actually...

We're over there right now. Oh shit. Prove it. Bro! We'll trade you. Hurry for this, uh... Lovely portrait of you. Yeah.

Is that supposed to be me? Fuck. Fuck. Ha ha. Shit. I think... Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-huh. No deal. You won't worry. Come and get it. Uh-huh. Oh no. No, I'm not ready for this. Okay. Um... I'm so fucking dead. No, I'm not.

Look. Not impressed. I guess he's not that. Cousin. Do I really have I have to go through this whole thing the whole time? Oh my fucking god, I have to... Okay, I have a plan. I have a plan. I know what to do. Don't cope. You have proved.

Wheel trade. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. Now, give me the fucking rock. Now, just just give me the rock. me the rock. Fine, fine, fine, here. Oh, shit. Take your broken strap.

Oh, Yuri. I've missed you. Thank you, Fonfant. You can leave the other one, though. Oh. I thought he didn't like it. He loves it.

So leave the cave, the expeditioners here, Francois, crying dramatically in the distance. Damn. Really does miss her. Damn. Back at the camp, S.G.A. Swallows Uri his

new rock. Have Uri, we can explore underwater. Verso, you're the best. Wow. Oh, shucks. Go on. Tell me more. My me.

You're the smartest. And the fastest, and the funniest, and the bestest, and the strongest, and the fluffiest. Fluffiest? What? You have the fluffiest soul. Thanks. I guess. You're welcome.

Yeah. Wow. Discover all of EskiA's abilities. All right. We did it. Underwater diving. Talk to him again. Wait, no way.

No way. No way. Got another one? I guess he's a cousin. No, another one. Francois really misses Claire, huh? Oh no. Yeah.

He waits for her every day. He stopped singing when she left. Bro, that's why he's so mad. But it's okay. Hey, she'll be back for a visit, and he'll be all happy again. Yeah. They are best friends. It's been a few centuries, but she wouldn't leave him.

Uh-oh. Just like, you would never leave me. Yeah. Yeah? Do you miss Versa? I mean your Verso. The real Versa. Damn, shit gets real.

No No Of course you do Sorry I don't know why I asked that That was stupid I just wondered because You never mention him

with me Yeah Does it Does it bother you That I'm not him You're my friend Otherverse was also my friend You are

Yeah? Same same, but each different. Why would that bother me? Yeah? Esquia, I, uh, thank you. What I mean? Adventures forever. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh my god. Relationship 7 with Esquio. Wow. Wow. That's gives words, trigger versus imagination, and inspire a new skill. Gradient attack unlocked! Angel's eyes! Talk about what adventures they want to go on next.

Is there another one with her? There is. You never told me. How do you go from being a farmer to running a school? Mm-hmm. What? It's not obvious. I'm not as smart as you

I'm not as smart as you You'll have to connect the dots for me It's good that you can admit I'm smarter Damn, who's this bitch Pierre Used to volunteer at the school Teaching the kids how to sail And survive in the wild

After his death I was in a bad place Yeah Being at the school I still Felt bad but at least I could feel his presence. Hear stories about him from the kids.

Continue his work. Damn. Makes sense. Yeah. I understand why your mother did what she did. No. She wanted to feel closer to her son. To still feel Verso's presence.

Would you have created a copy of Pierre? If you could. Real thing. Damn. If you asked me now, then... No. I've seen how this torment you. I wouldn't wish that on others.

But if you had asked me back then, I would have done anything to see him again. To hear his voice. His arms around me. Every day, just felt the laugh. of him the negative space he used to inhabit the dip in the chair where he sat the hollow of his shoes the emptiness inside his jacket down you want to know why I dislike water what do you drown I tried to drown myself no when I lost Pierre I

Down. I tried to swim away from Lumiere. I swam for as long as I could. As far as the waves carry me. Until I could no longer swim. But I woke up the next day in Lumier. On the docks. I was alive.

And I have... No. Oh. What I didn't know then, what the hospital told me was that I was pregnant, but that I had, um. Damn, damn, pro shit got real. What the fuck? That I had lost the child. God damn.

See how. I, I desperately want my owl to bring any... That's dark. To bring Pierre back. Damn. But I don't know how to tell him. I lost our baby. Damn.

I'm so sorry. Dark and personal. Had similar thoughts before. Not of drowning, specifically, but, you know, it would solve a lot of problems for everyone. Yeah. It's a choice. Like any other choice.

It is. There's a creature that Verso painted into his canvas. One who always helps people when they become consumed by their dark thoughts. You mean? You mean? Yes. Him. Yeah.

So this can fire a darkest seat in Verso? Founded by grief and dark thoughts are connection deepens. Damn. God damn. That's wild. What the fuck? Holy shit. The end slice.

Ooh. They do Lune already? Not yet. Not yet. We're going to get it. We're going to get it. Okay, let me go to sleep. Trauma dump?

Yeah, a little bit. Talk to Lune? No, I have to go to her place. Damn. So now that I have this shit unlocked, so like what the fuck happens now? Like, I'm just trying to think. Like, okay, so I have this unlocked.

Damn, so is that the monolith? I think that's the monolith, right? Like I You fly You can fly around Holy shit bro This place is fucking Jesus I don't even know where the fuck that is

Oh my god Okay Equip the bikini Stop Get everyone to 999 Pito immediately I feel like the way you do that Is you do these right

So what happens So like now she's like not capped So that was like highest damage That So she not capped at all now, right? Use Stendahl? Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna go over to these losers over here. Oh, this is new. I haven't seen this before. Or for some reason I never looted it. I don't know which one. What fuck? What is? They nerfed it?

Okay, let's see what happens. Okay, skills, um, Sendall. Extreme void damage. Okay, let's do it. What? What? What the fuck? What the hell? Bro, he just...

Oh shit! Wait, does this mean I can use it on him? It didn't even kill her. Okay. Well, I didn't even do that much damage. Damn. You need the right pick those? Oh, we're gonna get them.

Don't worry about it, guys. This is gonna be fine. Okay, um... We're just gonna give him laughing. chance anyway right? Just gonna dodge. Damn. Bro, this guy doesn't fuck around even now.

You need the uncap picto on all three members? Yeah, I just, I didn't know. You can do his fight and one hit with the right setup? I think that's probably true. Okay, so Mount S.K. Then fly up. What the fuck? Oh shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh my god That's the end game? What this? Is there anything on this rock? The game won't stop cooking It seems that way Damn, this is insane

Wait, oh fuck, there's an area I can even go here on Oh my god Wait a minute A million? What the fuck do you mean a million? What about this guy? Wait No way, right?

Oh my God. Holy shit. Fuck. Oh, it doesn't matter. Wait. If I get a mark, I don't know. I'll kill him. I didn't mark him. That's too bad.

I guess it won't do as much damage, right? Because I don't have the, uh, because I don't have the big stance. Damn. Bro, I didn't even know it was like that. I recommend what you do. do side stuff afterwards? No, no, I just, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just playing the game, you know, like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Yeah, I'm just

testing shit out. Like, I don't know what to think or, or Celine for, for a lunate. No, no, I know, I know, I know. Because this will get the, uh, this gets the bonus, right? So now I have the printed power. See, this is the important one that I got. So now I, I can go ahead and I, I, I, I give it to everybody, right? And so, so now we get rid of this, paint of power. And then we give her instead of that, we give her, um,

fucking, uh, uh, uh, I, I don't even know. Like, oh, damage increase.

Yeah. Because like, now I, I can, I can just big dick them, right? Like, yeah. Because I feel like now, it doesn't even matter. Um,

I don't really care about. that it's not a big deal so we'll just get that right now and then sOS power we'll give give her that too so now they're all stacked so so this this is what we really got to know about though right this what we really got to know about this we've got to know about this whole dragon situation oh let me uh i just realized that i should change her thing as well. That way it saves it. It is a thing. It just sucked all my shit.

God damn. This guy's a real piece of shit, huh? Damn. Tutorial over. He gets a secret method to beat him? I'm sure he does. I'm sure there's a method to beat him. Is this? No? He's just a chill guy. that he doesn't look like it

oh my god look at this whole area this is insane holy fuck I I oh and this is where you can go underwater wait that's it oh so he just goes around and loot shit

let me guess let me guess let me guess yeah all right so um the scaling is pretty high uh yeah this is uh this is a lot this is harder than uh than the other stuff in the game uh it's a lot harder

yeah we're not even gonna fuck around with these guys like oh my god so this is the old lumiere so unironically du ren war and beat the game and go back that's what i should do right what happens if i go in here We'll just see what happens. Okay, let me go inside. Oh, fuck. Your weapons are too weak.

That's okay. I'll figure it out. I don't know what to do. Wait for us here. It's dangerous for your nipapa. We'll have to move fast. I can't maintain them for very long. Tomorrow comes.

Damn, what the fuck? Who's this stupid asshole? Okay. Lovely. Let me see. what happens. Like, I don't even know what the hell to expect right now. Expedition is a glorious week as a half. Oh, oh fuck.

This is another year. Oh, he's still actually using dead. Damn, I actually thought, oh wow. Immediately play when falling below 30% health. Shortcut plus last, amazing with last chance. Yeah, I guess so. Well, the strategy still seems to work. That's good. Holy shit.

Look at Versa those damn. Look at versus those damage. Okay. I'll just skip turn. It's not bad. It's not insane, but it's decent. It's not like mails though. I mean, like, let's be honest, right?

That shit was wild. That was crazy. He wasn't on S? Yeah, I know. Damn, what the fuck? Oh, there's two of them now. Oh, great. Equipped a new Picto?

Ooh, it didn't crit. Not too bad. You can try out Phantom Strike. It's O.P. Yeah, I might. Damn, this shit is nuts. This is from the beginning of the game. Oh, fuck.

What the fuck is all this? This goes back to where the game began. Yeah. I remember this. Yeah. Well, that will help. Might as well, right? I don't know what's going to happen.

Damn. You're now 33% through the game. Is that right? Picto's insane, is it? Yeah, I'm not sure really what's good and what's not. I have no idea. What's this? Okay.

I think I'm going to take a break for today, and then we're going to try to, I'm going to try and finish this tomorrow. I think we're going to try and finish it tomorrow. I don't know if we're going to be able to finish the story, but we're going to get farther, right? So, yeah. The boss is in the game?

Yeah, bro, like, that, dragon was no joke that was no joke that guy did not fuck around I don't know what we're gonna use yet now too I got no idea what did you think of the story um let me let me give me some time to process it it was I mean it was honestly like uh yeah it's not over yet yeah it's insane like I feel like um You know, the game of the year, the accusations, I think that they're true. I believe that they are, in fact, undoubtedly, without a question, without even the slightest amount of consideration. It is so true.

There's basically no chance. Yeah. Man. I know people say Death Stranding too. I think that Kojima games are a little bit too avant-garde in order for them to like really be super, like super, super, super mainstream. Like, that's kind of what I'm expecting. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

Oh boy. I don't know what to expect. I don't know what's going to happen. So, uh, I actually... what happened in the story, I did not predict it. I thought Renoir fell in love with the, uh, the painteress and made a like a pact with her. Or that Renoir and the painter's made it happen and that Versa was their son. So like, that's what I guessed happened. Close.

Yeah, I was, I was close. Right, I was close, but not quite. Frays for Impact, there's a lot of it. Yeah. The only thing I, I guess, yeah. know I don't want to know anything else apparently there's some boss named Simon that's literally all I fucking know and I don't want to know anything else besides that okay and we're all the way back to where it just began it's the only thing I know I don't know who he is or what he is or anything else

all right let's see if we've got everything else set up okay this is good that's good I'm thinking about putting more luminas on mail now that she's got like i'm just gonna maybe using all of my luminas on mail uh if i'm running into trouble i'm gonna do that okay let's use the flag okay uh yeah we're gonna use the flag okay uh yeah it's the end of the world yes literally what the fuck who the fuck are these guys oh fuck what the fuck okay that's easy On God, yeah, that's what she said. Easy enough, all right. So these are the...

Yeah, I was wondering if we were going to fight other expeditioners. That's what I was kind of waiting on. Oh, fuck. New weapon? I don't even know what weapon that is. Luckily, you know, there's a reason why their expeditions failed, okay, guys? Yeah, bro. They didn't bring in the guns.

They ain't bringing in the guns. All right. Let's see if there's anybody else over here. Oh, this is just like a guy fighting. All right. Let's look around over here. I knew there was something I missed out on. There we go. Good stuff. And the thing is, after the story, apparently, that's whenever the really hard game begins. They're a hard part of the game begins. Oh, let me go loot that too. Is this some kind of bullshit? Yeah, it's some kind of bullshit. Okay. Easiest.

A hundred and twenty-five? What the fuck is that? What the hell? Watch this. Watch this. What? Oh. That sure's about to stress me out. I was worried there.

Okay, biggest... Damn, I hit for 40K with my auto attack. Oh, my God. Jesus. He's at the tower. Oh, shit. Damn, bro. Oh, is this him?

Hello? Isn't it beautiful here? Her paintings are always astonishing. Yet I wish you would understand. Just what it means for me to paint. What do you mean? The boy's gone, what the fuck? What happens if I talk to her with mail?

Nothing. Okay, well, it was a decent idea. Okay, I'm looking around here. See if there's anything else going on. Great. Nice! I got a level 19 upgrade. I don't need that. I need a level 20 upgrade. Where the fuck is my level 20 upgrade? upgrade. Okay. Oh. Damn. Damn. He not fucking around at all. I'm not sure if I'm going the right way or not. Who's this ugly fat bitch over here? Let me kill this guy.

This is, I'm actually really worried, guys. I might not be able to one-shot this boss. I might have to play the game. This is really stressful for me. That will help. After this, we're going to try to turn back because i i think this is the this is the path forward okay what do you want bitch chromatic sd error okay i'm trying to get her into into this i need to heal versso i need to get versa up okay okay this is fine this is fine wait where's my points i thought i had my points. I'm exhausted? Fuck. This is so bad. This is so bad. I'm actually so stressed out right now. Okay. It's okay. It doesn't matter. It does no damage.

Oh well. Jesus. Pro, he just keeps autoing. He doesn't even care. Okay. I know what I have to do. I know what I have to do. I'm taking him out. Um, let's go ahead and rest. And now,

now, bro, he gets big-dict. He's done. It's over. That's it? I thought it did a million damage. It was supposed to do a million damage. Why would it do?

I don't know what to do. This is so bad. I'm gonna just res her. I'm just gonna res her. Please don't. Please just do the jump. Please do. Nobody cares.

I don't care. It doesn't matter. It literally doesn't matter. I'm just going to revive again. Sorry, I've been. We're gonna beat him. We're gonna beat his ass. We're gonna beat his ass.

You might not think we're gonna beat his ass, but we will. We will beat his ass. It's gonna be rough. And it's not gonna be pretty. But we're going to do what needs to be done. See that? Now we use the item. We give AP to Mayo.

Now we're going to have an extra attack. Now, Mayel is going to do the gradient attack for high physical damage while he is defenseless. This is going to put her into virtuoso stance. And then we're going to do the Big Dick attack. We're going to see if I could get maybe the bonus. I was not able to. All right, here it is. Big dick damage

Now he dies That's pretty fucking good I It should have been more It should have been way more But that was pretty fucking good That's carve a path Okay

Break the lamp There's no way it's that simple There's no way We learned something today We learned We learned that we need to break the lamp We learn to break the lamp learn that the lamp needs to be broken.

Let me go back right now. Bro spent six minutes for a one-minute boss fight. I spent six minutes for integrity. That's all. I spent six minutes for integrity and truth. Okay? I don't want to hear about it. That's okay.

I sure hope I never have to find out what these mobs do. I shoot them in the head. I know, I know. It's that easy for me, guys. I just pull out the gat and I do what I need to do. I may look around to make sure there's nothing else that I missed. Because I don't know if that was the right path or not. So I just want to double check before I move forward.

Yeah, it was. Okay, I was going the right way. I just didn't go this way. Oh. Gotcha, bitch. Easy. In retrospect, I don't know how the fuck I didn't notice the lamp.

Like, how the fuck did I not notice? This is the lamp. Jesus. Okay, let's go. It's time. It was right there? Yeah. It's flaccid.

Oh. Oh. Oh, this is where he used to play. Go right? That will help. Okay. Okay, calm down. I can't.

Up of the right. Luminare's stuff is much damage. There's something in the water. Ask Eskiade to bring. it to the surface. This is the journal of Expedition 60, a legendary expedition known for its unorthodox tactics. William, Expedition 60. They mocked us when we said the human body is the strongest of them all. We trained relentlessly and now our bodies have achieved the pinnacle of human performance, with which we are able to crush our enemies. We are so much more agile and aerodynamic without,

the heavy uniforms constraining our glorious muscles. With Leslie's unstoppable training regime, we are impervious. That's how we were able to charge through that ghostly gommage barrier and reach the painter's. But it seems we've been wrong about what she is. The painter's just as trapped as we. The real terror lies beneath the monolith. The rest of Expedition's citizens.

marched on to confront him while I was tasked to warn Lüquier. But it seems I might have run out of time. One last swim separates me from L'IMEYere. But even with my mighty muscles, I don't know if I can out swim the gommache. So here I write my final message. Yeah, he swam all the way back. And don't waste time on the Patriots,

into the bottom of the monolith. Man, that would have really helped. Damn! The strongest expedition? Apparently. He was so close, yeah. Damn. Oh shit.

Could have to go up to the top. Ooh. Dude, I'm just waiting to loot my plus 20 weapon item. I really want that. Look up. I see it. It's Gustav and, uh, is it Gustav? And, uh, what's their name, Sophie?

Is that in? Yeah, I don't even know. How the fuck did they know? How the fuck was that painting on there? Let's rest. Let me upgrade my attributes. I'm going to give these people more fast. Uh-oh, save in progress.

What the fuck is that? Want some of this, huh? What the fuck? Neffrons from the Axon Islands. What are they doing here? What the fuck? Like axons, they're Papa's creations. Not clears.

Okay. There's no way I just big dick him, right? Damn! Damn, bro, we put him in the dirt. Try a Phantom Strike, it's good. I really feel like we've got a good thing going, guys. I do. I feel like we've got a really good thing going.

I don't know if I'm really looking to change anything. Yeah, that ability's broken. I know. Wait, so am I about to... Very high void damage to all enemies. Okay, I'll try that on the next one, okay? What the... Fuck. Bro. You got 5% health I'm hitting a stunt target. Okay. That's nice.

Okay. Oh shit. This could be a big boy. You want me to try it? I'll try it. Fantom strike. Dude. I'm a god. No, oh no, I didn't hit the thing. Oh no, they're gonna cast a spell. They're gonna cast a spell. No, no. Never mind. So if I pop off, on this dude dude i'm just gonna give her all the i'm gonna give her all the luminos she's getting all of the luminos like i i yeah bro she's i didn't realize i thought versa was the main character he's not she's the main character i i didn't realize that oh my god nice hello maybe i should continue maybe i should continue

continue one forever he just decides to die oh i don't know if i want to do that yet team mayl i mean i feel like right now we are team mayo 400 that's it she yeah versus super strong yeah he's really good but mayl hits for two million damage and i feel like that makes her better like that's just that's just me right i feel like that's a really good right i feel like that's a really big number. Well, that will help? How the fuck did you even get here? After all mess is happening, I was, you know,

and curious enough to make the journey here, but this place is sad. On, I can't get a single fucking max upgrade. God damn it. Okay. Okay, let's fight the merchant. Bro, it marked them. I'm about to send this bitch into the dirt. Oh.

And I do the bathroom. Bro, I'm, I'm gonna put him away. Let's do it. Bro, we send his ass to the shadow realm. He's done. Wow. Wow. Thanks to the distraction, let me sell you the real goods.

All right, sell me the plus 20 upgrades. Full strength. 25% increased damage in full health. Okay, well, I guess that's good. Let's see. If there's anything else that's worth buying here, um, color of lumina,

I already bought that on Stance Switch. Um, are these good? I mean, I don't know. I'll just buy them. Might as well. I mean, I get to- Good luck out there. Thank you. Just whatever. Papa, somewhere past the gardens. Oh, shit. Oh. Here's what we're gonna do.

I have a strategy. That's the strategy. I think it's gonna work really well. What the fuck is this? What the hell? This isn't a boss, right? No, okay, I was about... What the fuck? It's like a guy.

Damn. God damn. It's clear, obscure. Oh shit, that's right. You're right. That's the boss I killed. I forgot all about that thing. I shouldn't have forgot about it.

I think, fuck me up. Sustain the expedition is much longer. Matt, we need to defeat them fast. Go this one. Hello? I had to try Can I go across? Oh shit What?

Watch this Watch me do what I do Watch me do what I do Y'all ready to see me do what I do? That's what I do Oh bro, whenever I'm going to have to play the game This is going to be bad Like

What have we here? We're going to have such a bad time whenever I have to play the game Bro I'm going to get cooked Oh, I already know it Oh. It's at the end. It's getting close to it. Or at least the end of the story.

I'm very nervous. Finger points on my own? I will when I need to. Okay. Just look at a little, right? Yep. Okay, good. It does a good amount of damage,

but it's still only getting me 19s, man. I need a 20. I need a fucking 20. 20% increase damage, gradient attacks. That's pretty good. Hey, bad. Well, if I have all of them, it's good, right? Wait, so can I just, could I literally just kill all of them?

Like, Wait, why's he not dead? What the fuck? Why's he not dead? Whoa rolls? Yeah, that was dumb, bro. Like, did you guys see that? She did her attack and he didn't instantly die.

I think the game's broken. There's something that's not working properly. I'm trying to see if there's anywhere I need to go specifically. Roulette fucked you? Yeah, it did. Not yet. Not yet. We're almost there. Oh, fuck. We gotta have those two big boys.

We gotta deal with those two big boys. Is that it? You'll see how this goes. It shouldn't be too big with you, all right? They haven't been dying. What the hell is going on? These mobs aren't dying in one hit. I'm getting stressed out, guys. This is really upsetting. An advantage. Oh, man. You gotta up your death.

damage, brother? No, now Roulette is valuable. It's more valuable now than it ever has been, because there's no damage cap. Your father's been extra inspired. Who the fuck is this? Just enticing challenge. Oh.

Shit! Get ready. I didn't think this out. I didn't think this out. Yeah, I didn't think this one out. I had a plan. I actually didn't have a plan.

I did have a plan. My plan was I was going to use the last chance. Your father's been extra inspired. Most enticing. Did I get it? Did I get it or not? I did not get it. She can't kill them all right.

Yes. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm actually not dead. How am I not dead? This is amazing. This never happens. Okay.

die yet. I'm gonna put him in a dirt, bro. We will parry. I mean, she's dead, right? So who gives a fuck? I guess the best thing for me to do is I'm gonna give AP to him. It's so slow, man.

Okay. Big dick. Almost. Okay, which one is important? I don't care about that. Don't give a shit about this. Don't give a fuck about burn. Don't give a fuck about empowering burn.

Base attack doesn't matter. double mark. Maybe this is good. I don't know. Energizing Perry. She already starts with nine turns. We don't care about that. She already plays first anyway.

Okay. Give me a minute. Okay. We're going to get rid of Immaculate. We're going to give her full strength because she's not going to die. And then energizing a turn. Okay.

No, no, no. I have a plan. I have a plan. 30% damage. And then what was, the other one. This one here. Okay, good. And then double mark. First strike. She already has first strike. And Verso's good, like yeah, he's locked in. She doesn't. Well, no, she already attacks first. Okay, here we go.

It doesn't matter. I'm gonna try to one shot him. I'm actually gonna try just one shot him. Just dodge everything. I didn't dodge anything. I didn't dodge anything. I didn't dodge anything. I didn't dodge anything bro like this i need to get the point i need to get the thing to where like if i take damage i need to get washed i am washed i need to not get hit by this this is really going badly for me this is really going bad this is going super bad like it doesn't matter now's our chance It doesn't matter. Okay, I did a pretty good amount of damage, to be fair.

Okay. We're gonna try and do his big attack. Yes! Dodging time. Okay. I can do it. You hear that? That's me.

I have to bet on this. I have to. Coming. It doesn't matter. It literally does not matter. Literally nobody cares. Nobody cares. It does not matter. I'm about to take them in. We're gonna take them out right now.

Take him out right now. Let's go! Yes! He's done. No! The cue won't save me. Maybe it will. Maybe it will. And now I'm stanceless though. That's the problem. I have to bet on a big hit. I have to bet on a big hit. That's pretty good. Watch out my out.

Fuck you, bitch. Suck my dick. Got him. Holy fuck. God damn. God damn, bro. Like, first try, for sure.

Jesus. Please put confident on. You don't heal? I have it. Deal 50% less damage. That's actually really good. I should probably give that to Lunei. Okay.

And the chroma we need to bring back Lumia. Here it comes. Even I can sense him. He's here doing what needs to be done. What I can't do anymore, what you can't do anymore. Yeah, unless... Maybe I should never stop. We'd better make sure we're ready.

All right. Here we go. That's the guy. Papa. Alicia. Please. I just want you to understand what this canvas means to me. I do understand.

I know. How powerful and intoxicating it is. Deeply attached we can become to the worlds we pour our hearts and souls into. I was enthralled and it nearly killed me. It doesn't mean you have to erase Verso's canvas. Child, do you think I want to? After all the sorrows we've endured? Do you really think?

Do you really think that I want to destroy this last piece of his soul? Don't... ...forcing cruel choices. Oh, shit. Grief often blinds us, and we make choices we can never take back. For two. I agree for many. The choices of parents leave indelible marks upon their children.

But ultimately... The voices in their head have to be their own. You cannot set the boundaries of their life for them. Just the fire. You wanted me to find new joy in life. And I tried, but I couldn't. Yeah. Faso died because of me.

How do I get from that to joy? Promise you. But this is not the way. Your friends speak truth. It changes nothing. You can hate me But that's a choice I must make As your father, I must look out for you

Especially when you can't look out for yourself You treat me as if I'm still five I treat you as if the shadow from the worst day of our lives Is going to suffocate you and take you from us too Down I mean he kind of right I said Oh shit

The fuck Oh shit I didn't think you'd do it again Okay Um Let me revive him Okay I'm getting very nervous

That the fact that his health Has already gone down so much I'm getting extremely nervous You're outmatched You know Yeah Um I, you know, it is what it is, right?

Um, I'm just gonna try and build up his gauge as much as I can. He summons a black hole. What? I got lucky there. Holy shit. Okay. Um, um, I guess we swift stride. And then we do the big dick attack.

There it is. Okay. No. I know the right option. I haven't in my mind. I think I can take them all the way up to S rank with this. Here we go. And now we break him. Easy. Gotcha bitch. And now you're dead. Watch out my L. What? It's time to go home. Fuck. getting to irk me fuck he keeps regenerating maybe we focus on the accents first is it the painter's back look at that girl cleo right there's gotta be one of the other right

what the fuck how she gonna disenchant her oh shit the dsondra canvas what the fuck is this the fuck is well i have no health this is so bad He's buffed? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that means, but it's not good. Okay? I'm gonna give AP to her. What shop right now? Is this the same mechanic?

Not dead. Not dead. Almost dead. Almost dead, but not dead. Okay. Um, I have to do strike storm in order to get enough for a gradient charge in order to make Mayo have enough. she can use the other ability to put her into virtuoso stance what's going to allow her yeah that's

what i have to do strike well it didn't do any damage but it still worked the damage wasn't the point it was just making sure that happened i don't know why that happened i've never used that ability before okay we're going to kill him in one fucking hit we have every buff he is debuffed everything he is done this is it it's over I do, yeah, let me see if I can put a mark on him, put a mark on him it's over, bro. What? Wait, what?

Wait, what? Do I say it's something? Yes! Holy fuck! God damn! Bro, she beat the fuck out of him. Listen, many boss harder? I don't know. Holy shit.

Now what? Male just committed suicide? I don't think so. That was close. Easy is King of Malawi. Who saved me when I lost myself in a canvas. They flee, use our gift. Flying too close to the sun. We pushing the very boundaries of creation.

Never let me forget that every day we spent here, Has a price. If she's doing this... I trust. You know what's at stake, but you don't. I know precisely what's at stake. You won't control. You want to feel like you're doing something.

You couldn't save Versa, so you want to save us. Except you're not. Destroying the canvas won't help us move on. It'll just deny us the one place that helped us feel again. 67 years 67 years I spent trapped within the monolith But I persisted do you know why I cannot leave her or you behind? That's serious

Is that her? This I see another day with living corpses Since the fire our family has crumbled Lean in the canvas Clayor fighting a solitary of war you broke us

Want it to be fixed I need it to be fixed I cannot lose you too Don't you see That's how I feel about them I think Renoir's right by the way Yeah I think he's right about everything Yeah, he is.

I've lost too much. Completely. I want to lose you either. I'm not leaving you forever. Just a little longer. You can. Keep the light on for you. You find peace.

Oh, what the fuck? Number one, I should probably heal. Um, what's this? Oh, this is the canvas. It's time to stop painting, right? Yes? This has got to be the mom, right? Oh, it's himself. That's what it's got to be. It's got to be himself. Oh shit. When I leave Papa will erase this canvas.

This is not worth your life of loneliness in a shell of a body with no voice and no future. You're my hell. No matter where you are. You don't need this canvas. But everything I want is here. Here I have a chance to live. Verso to live. That makes sense. Life keeps forcing cruel choices. Stop courting, Papa. Also said, hold on to each other.

What? Decide the fate of the canvas. Fight as male, fight as Verso. Is there like a canon option? Because I'll make my decision, but like, I don't want to know if it's going to mess me up. I'm going to be real. It's obvious.

Verso is right He's right It's so obvious Male is fucking delusional She's living in a fantasy land That's it And it's fucking up her mom And her dad

And everybody else It's not just fucking her up It's everybody else Verso's not even real He's dead anyway It's the right decision It is It is right

And it would be one thing If it was her Just fucking her own life up That'd be whatever. But it's like everybody else in a family's getting fucked up from this too. And also, it's betraying Verso's sacrifice by sacrificing himself for her. If she just stays in a canvas to live with a body pillow of Verso. We're fighting as Verso.

No one problem is that Mayo is really overpowered, and I probably shouldn't have picked the character that I didn't give any of my upgrades to. We're all hip-doing the same thing to each other. Oh, thank God. Okay, I get another turn. Okay, good. Thank God. Okay.

I think I can take it all the way to A-rank, or S-rank in the next level. All I have to do is do one correctly. Well, I mean, like, when I used that ability, I thought it was three attacks. I thought it was three attacks. Like, because it was three attacks. Like, I know what that ability is. It's three hits and now it's seven? What the fuck? That's not that's not even my fault. She's still dead. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, I'm still winning. Get out of here. Fuck you. Fuck you. That's right. Yep. Welcome back to the real world. Yep. You'll never have to suffer a life you don't want. The two dogs. That's what I thought. Is this back in a real world? Let me say.

Yeah, it is, because it's not, it's a wreck now. Where's his sister? Where's her sister? Oh, there's the plushy. Damn. Oh, clear, obscure. I might get one. They do you need to make those plushes.

They are. They should. I might get one. They actually also know which game is going to win next year, the year after, and the year after. Now, how do I know this? Well, an Oracle told me. She said, change. What's funny about it is that the truth is that the truth is that the truth is that

is that he probably knew about Expedition 33. I mean, it's another European game studio. The probability of him knowing about this game is like 100%, right? He probably even played it. It's a modern oracle, so they made me sign an NDA. But I trust all of you. I know you can keep a secret. You will never leak it.

The Oracle told me that the game of the year 2025 was going to be made by a studio who found the formula to make it up here on stage. It's stupidly simple. but somehow it keeps on getting lost. Studio made their game because they wanted to make a game that they wanted to play themselves. They created it because it hadn't been created before. They didn't make it to increase market share.

They didn't make it to serve as a brand. They didn't have to meet arbitrary sales targets or fear being laid off if they didn't meet those targets. And furthermore, the people in charge forbade them from cramming the game with anything whose only purpose was to increase revenue and didn't serve the game design. They didn't treat their developers like numbers on a spreadsheet. They didn't treat their players as users to exploit. And they didn't make decisions. They knew were short-sighted in function of a bonus or politics.

They knew that if you put the game and the team first, the revenue will follow. They were driven by idealism and wanted players to have fun. And they realized that if the developers didn't have fun, nobody was going to have any fun. They understood the value of respect that if they treated their developers and players well, those same developers and players would forgive them when things didn't go as planned. But above all, they cared about their game because they loved games. It's really that simple, said the Oracle. The funny thing about this is that whenever he said this, I thought it was kind of awkward.

But it was like, this is, again, it was another Cat Williams-Shannon-Sharp interview moment. where it's like at the beginning you're like, wait, what's how you're talking about? And then every week and every day and every month and every year after that. It turned out to be a life-changing event for us. It was an amazing thing. To those who will win Game of the Year 2024, you have no idea what's waiting for you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for a heck of a ride. Now remember, should you be told to wrap it up for tonight,

You can always come back next year and chat for three minutes. Okay. So now, to pay tribute to the nominees... Wait, he didn't say for those who come after, did he? For you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for us. It was an amazing thing. To those who will win Game of the Year 2024,

you have no idea what's waiting for you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for a heck of a ride. If he had said that, that would have been insane. if he had said that. Well, shit. Well, that settles it. That settles it. It's game of the year. That's a fact.

That was a 10. Holy shit. Yeah, I'll watch the other ending. I will, but we'll go through this first. Your thoughts? Um... I think this is an example of one of those games that pretty much hits every, uh, it, it hits every category at a pretty high level. Like, I think that the combat and the gameplay was really good. I also think that the story was really interesting.

And I didn't, honestly, I didn't know what to expect really what was going to happen at the end. I think that in my opinion like there were some things that were like a little bit confusing to me right so music is 100 at 100 yeah the music was really good right I mean so like you have a lot of things like so

like graphics literally 10 out of 10 graphics right some of the best and most expressive facial features that I've seen like this rivals if not is better than Final Fantasy 16 right it's just phenomenal Let's see So the graphics were just unbelievable More an expressive face

I've ever seen And let's see So besides that Amazing voice acting Yeah the voice acting was phenomenal The style of the game Was pretty much completely unique Right?

I mean like obviously You know you can see where the inspiration comes from But in a lot of cases It was pretty much unique And fucking amazing, right? The level design, I think also... So, do you remember whenever I was talking about

like Black Myth Woo Kong and like Final Fantasy 16 where I felt like the game, it should have... Like, it should have had more exploration and like more like character building. This is exactly what I meant. Like this is the level of exploration and like character building that you were able to do in this game.

And like, especially like level design, that's what I had hoped, like, Wu Kong had and, and Final Fantasy 16 to a greater extent had as well. And so there's definitely that. I'm trying to think, like, what else besides that? The world map? Yeah, the world map was fucking amazing. And it was good overall?

Yeah, it was. It was really good. I think Renoir is probably my favorite character. If I had to really guess, yeah, I would say he's pretty much my favorite character. Like, by far. And, yeah, the dialogue is great. Yeah, it was.

It was insanely fucking good. Simon's the best character? I don't know who Simon is. If that's, like, later on, then it's whatever, right? I'd have to find out. So, like, the gameplay itself, like, the way that the combat gameplay worked, I think it was really, really good. Um, like, uh, it's a post-game super boss. Yeah, I, I'm not sure. But, um, I'll, I'll find out.

But anyway, uh, yeah, I, I think that was, that was about it. Menoir was Andy Circus, Gallum? Yeah, no, I, I, I know, I know, I, I just, it just said it there. And, um, my issue is it's too easy to overlevel. Not really. I mean, I don't think you really could over level. I mean, like, well, I guess yeah, you could, but like your damage capped until act two. And that's basically it. Right? I mean, like, like, that's it. I mean, like, that act three you can overlevel for it, definitely. But it's designed that way. Like, I feel like act three is very clearly kind of like the, like the climax of the story is beating the painters. Like after that, it's the, like, that's the falling action of the story.

So, like, Act 3 is open-ended. Yeah, it's super open-ended. You can go anywhere you want. There's a million other things that you could have done. I didn't even have level 20 weapons, et cetera, right? I mean, like, if, I mean, if it was that easy to over-level with Act 3, I mean, I don't really know what else to say, right? Because I didn't really do any sort of, like, off-stream farming or anything like that.

Like, I think I probably played offstream for maybe like, like, 30 minutes. Probably 50 minutes, maybe, right? And that was about it. He said, I did to get Monoco and Ciel leveled up because I didn't think that I would be able to, uh, to do this stuff with them being underlevel. Uh, that was whenever, like, I lost Verso and Mayo. And so, um, it was made power to be, uh, to feel powerful casuals. Well, I feel like in every turn-based game, I mean, I don't know about every turn-based game, but every turn-based game that I've played, there is always, like, super-fucking OP strategies that you can use.

Like, in metaphor, it was like that for sure. There's, like, 15 different strategies you can use in metaphor. Like, in Honkai Star Rail, there's a million of them also. You know, even in, like, old games, like, super-year-old games. Super Mario RPG. There were ways that you could break them. And so like, and that's not a bad thing either. Because like the idea is not that the game, like, I think that games, like, every game is

designed. It's programmed to lose, right? Like, the game's programmed to lose. So it's about how does it feel whenever the game loses? Does it feel good when it loses and does it feel bad when it loses? And I think for you, for you the player, and I think that it feels good when the game loses if you feel like you've earned the victory.

So when you have a game that's very challenging, but at the same time you're able to overcome it like Dark Souls, right? And you can figure out a way around it or, you know, some like weird strategy, etc. You can over-level, you can farm, right? Over-leveling and farming, that's a legitimate strategy, right? I mean, like, that's a little, there's a training arc in every anime for a reason.

And so, yeah, I mean, that's, oh, shit. Damn. Well, fuck, now what? Like, so what happens? Like, I'm trying to think, like, so, so continue. Well, I go continue, right? And so I, I, I, I click on this, right? Press X.

Okay. Smugglana, thank you much to the raid. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay. So I'm assuming it's probably this one, right? It's the third one, this one here.

Just click on the latest that you have. Like this one here? It's the second one. Chat has started, yeah. Well, this would logically make sense because this would be the cinematic. It's the second one. Yeah, it should be, right? Because you went inside of it and there was only one other alternative option.

Let me see what people are saying. Do the latest and watch the other ending on YouTube. It loads after you bought. I wish I could get a certainty with this. Don't overthink it. I think it's the second one. I'm gonna do what I think the right option is. Yeah, I was right.

Okay. So now I play as Mayel. And I can skip this. And now we decide, decide the fate of the canvas, and I'm going to fight as Mayel. Miel? True. Okay.

So this. This is the other ending of the game. I mean, he is just a fucking robot, right? Yeah, I actually didn't expect to kill him in one hit. I was going to see if he was going to do any dialogue, but that's okay. Okay, now what? Please. Unpaint me.

Unpaint me. See, I told you I made the right call. I told you. I just said this lifetime that was stolen for him. 100% the bad ending. It's not even remotely close. It's totally the bad ending. It gets worse.

I'm sure it does. This is the room. Oh, that's her husband. He's back. Oh, shit. This is a crazy bitch ending? It is. 100% it is.

Absolutely it is. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Damn, so that was the ending? Oh. Yep, 100% I made the right call. I was right completely. It's not something close. Yep, definitely.

Absolutely. 100%, 200%. Wrong? What do you mean? Gustav ending, who's best ending? Gustav isn't real, though. Yeah, he's not real. Here, here, I'll explain. He not real.

and so he's real yeah but not really though right it's like a racing uh like an animal crossing uh

fucking save or something like that I mean they were never real it's like they were real people like I don't even know why uh it's like the real yeah

I mean I said the signal yeah it's made up they're real to her no they're not because she knows that she's she's delusional because she knew Because her mind merged with the fucking thing, right?

And with the painter's. So, like, she knew that it wasn't real the whole time. It would only have made sense if she had been able to erase her memories, which she wasn't. But she couldn't have erased the memories because if she had, then she wouldn't have been able to repaint Gustav. So, yeah, would she keep living as a disabled person? Well, it's not about that. it's that like it fucked up her parents too

the thing is that like nobody would nobody would really care if like she was doing it herself right but it was fucking up her whole family right it was selfish and that that's what it was yeah no I think 100% like yeah she living a lot yeah bro

like there's actually like in my opinion story about grief is all fake I know it's a video game right I know it's a video game, but like The Versa ending was the only right option? Yeah, it was the obvious right option. Like, it was not even, it's not even a question.

Yeah, I mean, she's, and also like she's, she, the whole thing, the entire premise of it is based on a lie too. Because she never even denied that she was going to come back out of that painting afterwards either. Whenever she lied to her dad, Because her dad was like, okay, you know what? Like, you want to go and do this. You're going to go and, you know, like, what about Esquay?

Eskia is a dog. Right? That's it. The male ending is fucking selfish. Clea is to blame for everything. She didn't even do anything. Manoko is the dog. Eskia was the plushy. Oh, right.

I thought they were both dogs for some reason. Yeah, no, no, mind. I got confused. I forgot looking at it. Yeah, Clay is, yeah, I mean, she's definitely. She's really hot for sure. But like, that's not really the point. Noko was the other dog.

That's right. Noka was the other dog. And Eski was, okay, now I get him. And that makes sense, because whenever Versa was painting it, he was a little kid, and it would make sense that he would make this stuffed animal, the main most powerful character. Yeah, that would make sense. And so, no, I'm thinking about this.

Yeah. That gives everybody hugs. Yeah, exactly. Clea created the Nevrons to help Renoir with killing expeditioners. Well, good. Good, because the thing is that Renoir was right about everything.

He was right. Completely. Yeah, absolutely. And the thing is that if you think about it from the context of, it's like, so if the verso in the story, is supposed to be a facsimile of the memories and soul

of the real verso and the verso in the story in the painting was like, don't do this, this is the bad ending. And then she does it. I mean, this isn't because she loves her brother.

This is because she's indulging a fantasy. It's like a deep fake, right? Am I crazy? Yeah. He's even saying, this is bro like chill the fuck out like live your life you're right 100% no i know i am and yeah how do you deal with grief well i don't know i mean like not creating an ai version of the character that died and then talking to it forever fucking up my entire family in the process of doing that

and then saying no never mind i'm going to do this forever and fuck up everybody permanently because i never want to move on Yeah, and by the way, you know that's like the literal story of that fucking app replica, right? Like, that's what happened with that replica fucking app. And everybody agrees that bitch was crazy. She nuts. And so, no, I don't think so at all. And then, let me think.

So in terms of being wrong, well, okay, the mom is the most wrong. Mayel is the second most wrong. Enronois and Clea are right. They're both wrong. Yeah. Basically, yeah, the women are wrong. Yeah, exactly. And Verso and Renoir are right.

Yes, Vero are right. Yes, Verso is right. Yeah, that's right. Was Eské right? Yes, he was. He knew? He knew? He knew how it was? It's been the entire game showing you people on the canvas

are autonomous beings is killing them right to save one family that nobody cares about? Well, yeah, of course it is because they don't exist. So that's like, of course, it's the same as like,

is it, is it, it's the same as like, is it okay for you to delete a save file of a video game? They don't have a soul, they don't have an essence, there is no entity that they inhabit,

there is no afterlife for them, there is just simply a blizzard, Bolivian because there was nothing that they ever existed. Just because something believes that it exists, neither do humans. I know, yes, right. You want to get into the nihilism fucking thing. I can do that all day. But my point is still the same.

You see what I'm saying? People in the pain think they're real? Yeah, but if like, ask yourself the question. If there is an AI that thought it was real and you deleted it, is that an evil thing to do? Answer obviously is fucking no, right? And so these people are effectively AI. They are a manifestation of a human creation that believes that it is real.

That's it. They suffer too. Not any more than a video game does. Like a video game character cries, it suffers. But it's just a game. It's not real. Yeah, AI Lives Matter? Nope.

Nope. Nope. Unequate. Like, I can't even see how this is. is even a remote question. Like, I'm going to be honest. This is, in my mind, this is a completely cut and dried situation. It's not even remotely close. I wish Paris was real.

Uh, yeah. Is Jail turn of ending? Yeah. Does it matter? Doesn't it matter on the caliber of the painter's power? No. No, it doesn't. It no is it absolutely not Does it make any sense?

There's never any Just because somebody thinks something is real doesn't make it real Pay the side content? Yeah, I'm gonna do it But I'm just talking about no way people are arguing for Mayel's ending Bro, the bitch was crazy She was out of her fucking mind It was she out of her fucking mind Killing her own brother

to save her brother so she can write another fantasy story and pretend like she's in this fantasy world with a bunch of other cartoons that have no souls, no lives, and nothing while her body rots away and her family is in shambles. No, it's not, like they couldn't even

to think about it, right? She had died, you know, this had been like, I guess the monolith had been in for a while, right? They didn't even bury Verbi, Verso because they were so fucked up over this. They were so fucked up over this. They didn't have a burial for the guy.

60, 70. Yeah, it's not any question. This proof how the good game is. We can sit here and argue about this all day. Yes. You're wrong about the No, Sol's thing? No, I'm not. I'm not wrong about it at all. There is an unequivocal reality. There is no universe in which a video game character has,

a soul. It doesn't exist, right? Everybody acknowledges this. That's it. And I would even say that, like, yeah, you could say nobody has a soul. That's a good argument. We can say that. But I can guarantee you if they don't, if we don't, they definitely don't. So that's it. Huckin versus death be 16 years and past if Mayo was present during a fire? Well, I don't know about the timeline, right? But what I'm saying is they didn't even have a funeral until after this was over. they leave a piece of their souls in the canvas. That sounds like, it sounds like bullshit to me. It sounds like hippie-dippy bullshit to me. Yeah, that sounds like some fucking bullshit. Verso did? Uh, yeah, but like, okay, so then if the soul,

okay, so wait a minute. So if they leave a piece of their soul inside of it, but there's no pieces of the other people inside of it, besides the painter, that means that the people inside of the painting are just nothing. Literally nothing. Because they've created a dichotomy there. So they're just nothing. It's a cartoon.

It's a stick figure. And also then you ask the question, right? So if part of his soul does exist in this universe, is it a moral and ethical thing to lock it in, side of this painting. No, it's not. And it would be different. The ending would be more controversial if Verso didn't want to die. But he did. So it's not controversial at all. It's completely one-dimensional. He chose to die for her twice in the fire and in the painting. I disagree, it's not real. Who knows where our universe was created? How does it make any less real?

because we're operating under our best assumptions. They're operating intentionally against a lie. They know it's a lie. We don't know it's a lie. Verso's soul is continuously painted the world and the world and all the lives in the world. Yes, of course. She would have made her actual brother's sacrifice in vain as she dies in the end. Yes, exactly.

Sir Verso is just as right as Renoir? Yes. Yes, Verso and Renoir were completely right. That's right. They were 100%. It's, in my opinion, there is no other way to see this. So what happens now? So I load the game.

Okay, so I, all right, so I'm... It's this situation, right? So like, now I can go and do whatever I want. Oh, new game plus. Why don't want to do new game plus? I haven't even beaten the game. Boss is dead even if you go walk in. Yeah.

Okay. So upgrade attributes. Can I level these people up? Yes, I can. Okay, we're going to give them all agility because I feel like they always, like, we're losing turns in a lot of these rounds. We're going to do big agility here, okay?

Big dick agility. So, yes. Absolutely. Simon Pepe left. I don't know who the fuck. is. And also, where's my fucking upgrade? I don't have a single grandiose chroma catalyst. Fuck! Okay, well we're gonna find one, all right? And so we're gonna go back to the continent, and that's gonna be it. Sprag first, you're right. We're gonna beat his fucking ass. Where's that

stupid fucking piece of shit? Where's his bitch ass? Do Kleea quest? No, we're gonna kill Fat Boy, and then we're gonna do Lunei's quest, which is the important part of this is that's the most important part of the game okay let me land and let me dismount I'm gonna loot this that way this will save right I'm assuming that will save right that that saves right by looting no okay well all right we'll just save like this we're gonna kill his ass it's not a big deal it saves after every combat wait wait wait we're Where's everybody else?

Wait. Wait, what? Wait. I'm all by myself. Uh... Oh, this is awkward? Is there anyone special you'd want my owl to bring back? You've been around for a hundred years.

Anyone you miss? Yeah. One person. Who is that? And all the expeditions I traveled with. You'd be nice to tell them. Yeah? Yes.

And to explain... Equip the party? Things I never got a chance to explain. Oh. Okay. So I just have to equip them as a party? How do I... Add the party?

Oh. Okay, that was easy. I... I didn't know you could do that. I'm getting quite tired of people telling me to go home. So please. No more. As you wish.

I'm counting on me. I won't abandon them. And I refuse to abandon you. Spend time with my... Wait, what? Help her find Alicia. Okay, right, right, right, okay. Skiy.

What? Huh? Are you troubled? What's this? When we first met, what did you mean by my terrible swimmer Uh-oh.

I didn't say that. Uh-oh. I remember it quite... Esquay's lying. The second time we met with. Oh. What? In the caves, yeah?

Sorry, I'm... I'm quite lost. Well, you jumped on him whenever you tried to escape from the guy, uh, from the guy, right? Oh, yeah. Wait, no, never mind. It's fun. Wait, what do you mean by second time? Wait, we're.

First means number one. Second means number two. Jesus Christ. Yes, I understand that. Yeah? So, was I, was I swimming the first time we met? Oh, he rescued her whenever she was gonna drown. Yes.

Stop swimming. Swimming and that's dangerous Damn It was you saved me Back then Damn Wait, but Tears

So far away Yeah I heard you So I came Okay I see Yeah it makes perfect sense No

Oh ho ho ho ho I I Um Thank you Damn. Tears again. I guess I do.

That's what they do. Versal likes crying too. Damn. Yes, I, I know. You were looking like them? Oh, tough subject. No. But hopefully soon.

Ooh. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But I always find them again. You will find them again too. You're the best. One of me. Man.

How nice. Damn, I didn't even know that shit was going to happen. I had no idea I was even a thing. Okay. Um, well, damn. All right, let's go back over to here, and then we'll write in a journal. Dear journal, I... Writing in Googhov's journal to honor his memory.

She writes about everything. A painter, Celine Renoir, no matter what happens, the truth will be written somewhere. She's sure that when she brings the apprentices back, they'll all want to read this story. Damn. Damn. So these fakes? Yeah, they all fakes, bro, but like, it's okay because if... Yeah, okay, all right, all right, all right. So we're going to go try and beat this guy. All right, now we're going to beat him. Now we beat his ass. Careful, Bursa.

Alright, we're still in the game, boys. Let's go! Let's go! That's right! She's gonna sew him! It doesn't matter. We're gonna beat his fucking ass. Alright? We're gonna one-shot him right here. Let's do it. This isn't looking good, guys. This isn't looking good at all.

This is looking really bad. I'm not taking any risks. I'm gonna just beat his fucking ass right now. Okay. We're gonna beat his fucking ass. Okay, we're gonna get let me try and get a fucking mark on him. I can't get a mark on a fuck Okay, come on crit please Please shit why isn't it doing any damage? Why am I not doing any damage? Okay

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing right now. This is this is yeah, we're gonna we're gonna totally get them here. Okay, all right this time. We're gonna do big damage on them, all right? Here we go. Yes! It's fine. I knew I was gonna fuck it up. I let myself die. I wanted that to happen. I know you might not believe me, but I wanted, I actually, I wanted to die there. Get Triple Shield picked those first? No, I need to be triple non-fucking retarded pick those first. It's fucking easy. This is an easy boss. The reason why I'm dying is I'm making mistakes and being bad. That's the problem. See? I didn't fuck up that time.

Everything was fine. See that? And now we're going to big dick them. See that? That's a big number. We like that number. All right. I'll do this.

I get another turn. See that? Always big dick. Always big dick. Always. Okay. Um, so.

Yeah. Because I have to get her gradient points up too. Watch, you're going to try and do some bullshit. It doesn't matter. We're just going to dodge. We're just going to dodge. See that? I told you we're just going to dodge.

It's literally that easy. We just dodge. Now we do an auto attack. Let's carve a path. Now what we do, I don't know what to do. I think this is going to have to take two turns. Because steeled strike? No, he's not on S rank.

He's not an Asterang. I'm going to take him up to Asterank right now. He's going all the way up to Asterang. Watch this. Okay? Um, let me think how we're going to handle this. Okay. I'm planning.

I'm planning. I'm planning and I'm thinking. Yes. Big dick. Big dick. We don't get God. Let's go. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. It's time. Fuck you, bitch. Jesus! Okay? That's Carvapaw. Shoot the lamp. Now she has the thing.

We are about to delete this bitch. He is going in the motherfucking dirt. Dead. Let's get it. Let's get it. Get the fuck out of my life. That's right. That's right.

Oh! Two Millie. Always play twice in a row That's a Grandioso That was one of her first creations And now it's dead That's right

Can be used at camp to upgrade weapons up to level Wait Wait, what did that say? What? Oh my God Well first thing is we want to make sure that So for who we want to give this to We want to give this to

fucking, we want to take this away, and then we're going to give him cheater, all right? And then we're going to look at the luminos. How many just cheater cost? Probably like a million, right? 40. That's actually cheap, bro. That's cheap. Okay.

So, I think we don't really give a fuck about this increased damage on the first hit. Like, we really don't give a fuck about this. We're going to get rid of this. We're going to put Emaculate in. Okay. And now Verso has fucking, like, how many turns does this? Verso have? You know what the answer to that is? Yes. What? Two turn. Oh. Oh. Oh. I know this. He's getting the other one. Use a better weapon on Verso. Let me kill them and I'm going to get my, I'm going to just, uh, move on from Delisio. All right. We're going to look at all the weapons after this, all right? Bavidavit.

Wait, why not dead? There, okay, good. Okay. Kill the dragon? Give me a minute, all right? Now, let me go to the camp. Okay. Basic attack generates two stains.

This is garbage. Generate random stain on a free aim shot. This is the same thing. Trombadem is better. This one's better. This is a better one if I'm gonna use this. 50%. You need Kraylim?

I don't have Kraylam. The fuck is Kraylam. 30% break damage per Earth. I don't care about that. That's dumb. That's dumb. Do dark stains count as any stain? You need Kralem? I don't know where the fuck that is. I feel like this is obviously better.

Because like, plus one AP when stains are conveying... This is only one bonus AP. I originally thought that... But there's like base attack, this is garbage, right? Whereas aim shots dealing damage to additional targets is big dick. Doing more damage is big dick. Just give it.

Trevor Shem is the best one. Is it really? Like, I really don't think so. I'll grab back. AP for free and, no, no, I don't. Just give me a minute. Okay.

Um, let's just do this. Okay. So, this is garbage. Switch to S rank on break. Also garbage. This is garbage. Um, I think this is garbage. Uh, hmm, right can't be lower than C.

This would be really good. This one right here. Base attack consumes all shields. I feel like that might be good against that dragon shit, you know? Um, let's just upgrade this for now. Like, we're probably gonna get a bunch of these, right? Right? We're gonna get bunches? Yeah.

So who cares? So let's just do it. And this is the easy decision. Okay. And Estabating Scats steal better than might, so keep that in mind. There's a forest above you? No, no, we gotta go, um... That's not what matters.

Um, here's what really matters. Um, where is... Male's Questline. No, who cares about her? Uh, more important, um, the hot one. Lunay's quest line. Let's buying the monolith? Okay.

Yeah, yeah, it's over there. Because we don't want to fuck with him. We're not trying to fuck with him. He's an asshole. We're not ready for him. He's a dick sucker. Wait, there's even stuff over heater? Oh my God.

Bro, what the fuck? There's more game after the game than the game. Tell her the good child. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What? What? That's it? Fuck!

He's not even doing any damn? Put him back in this. No. 16,000? What do you mean 16,000? What are you talking about 16,000 for? Bro, fuck this fat bitch. Never mind, I'm still in the game.

Hey, yo, don't count me out. Don't count me out. That's right. You're out matched. It's going to shoot her a lot. It's so over. It's so over. No.

No. All right. But we're still in the game. We're still in the game. Y'all don't realize, but we're still in the game right now. Now, to be fair, if we take one more hit, we are not in the game anymore. They're already capped out. So there's no reason to even try to push.

No reason to. Okay. Um, okay. Why does it not get the mark? Yes! Wait, it doesn't even do anything. Gross flowers. Wait, what the fuck do you mean? Gross flowers. Okay. Grading attack. Yes! Big digging time.

He's going into dirt now. That's it! half? How's this possible? This shouldn't even be allowed. What? This is bullshit. We got to revive somebody else. She's not even gonna do anything. Okay. Skills. So, let's try, we're putting it, we're putting it back in the attack mode. All right, now she's back in attack mode. I'm gonna be real. He's already half. He's fucking half. We're not out of the fucking game. Like, we're beating his fucking ass. He's getting a dick hole smash. Don't get me wrong. You can do this? I probably can't, but we're gonna do what we can't. You know what? Fuck this. We're doing steeled strike.

Prepare for oblivion. Becoming. No flower, bitch. No more. No more. You understand that? We're tired of your fucking flowers. If I swift stride, does that maintain? me inside of uh... no okay all right then i have to last chance it i have to last chance at any any hit insta kills me anyway so it doesn't matter okay there it is come on bitch die bitch die bitch

yes i could we're gonna we're gonna try to get it well i mean i uh we did we did really well there honestly like choked i did i choked down I did I choke like I mean it's not even a choke I just made a mistake like that's all I just made a mistake um okay so fuck that number one uh so let's go over this one the jumps get me every time I mean I made one mistake on a jump I mean it's just no two two mistakes it's just what happens right I mean fuck ups happen I make a lot of fuck ups I'm really good at fucking up It's impressive, actually, how good I am

fucking up. I'm a professional of fucking up. So where... Okay, more importantly, who cares? Where the fuck do I need to go to do Lune's quest? We're going to figure this out. It's certainly not in here.

It says there's an island, right? Right there? The back door? It's got to be a meme, right? Oh shit. Care for a good deal. An outfit for CL? I guess I'll bond on.

Celine's dress. You have to go inside of her dress. What the fuck? Okay, here we go. Yeah, but getting to them might be tricky. When is it not? This right there, what do you mean? Will they upgrade? Oh, we're gonna get more agility.

I feel like agility is a big dick situation. Do you guys agree with that? Agility? Yeah, no. Okay, literally everyone thinks I'm wrong. Okay. Yeah, what we're doing in any way. Oh, let me rest, too.

This is the most important part of the game. The gate does not budge. According to Verso, the past historical lies the trail of expedition 46. Luna's parents' expedition. Look around. There's nothing around that could help open the door. Luna studies the door. Maybe she should try.

Destroying it with fire. That's an intense focus on an unwishly powerful wave of fire. Yeah, I... Playing music. Summins a guitar, fingers hesitate, closes their eyes, and plays a song of longing. The door resonates to the music. With a sad smile, Lune loses herself fully in the melody. The valley dances to the sound of the strings.

As the last haunting notes fade into silence, the gate opens. That's it. Wait, fuck. My parents. No, it's Amalie and Christoph. They used to come by our house for dinner. Damn. I'm sorry.

They were good people. Their journal must be around here. What the fuck is all this? Who the fuck is this asshole? What the fuck do you want? Hello? Posmic Gassondo. Fuck you.

Go on. Big dick on him. Watch this. Watch this. We're putting him in the dirt right now. We're gonna put him in the dirt right now. He's done. He's done.

That's one. That's two. You're done. Wait, what? Huh? A million experience. What the fuck? And I got...

Holy shit. Use that Coralim? Coralum. There's no critical strike. and four tens your style increased damage treats consecutive turn without taking damage second of the five turns is that good no free aim stands though yeah i feel like that's not even really that good i mean like it's all right i mean i i guess like okay so so like i i know when this will be good it will be good whenever i can get the second turn on her because then i can activate that and then do the elemental

genesis with full fucking full power right Oh shit, this is it. Damn. Expedition 46, Anali. Brigitte finally succumbed to her infection. She fought off that blasted in Evron for four days and four nights, saving the rest of us. But it gashed her badly.

Toward the end, she seemed almost peaceful. She said not to worry. Dr. Lune will finish their work. Damn. You okay? Let's head back to camp Okay, all right

All right Now we get to hook up with her With the cheer of picto Eleanor trick and Genesis Yeah exactly right But like how do you get the 100% crit At the beginning though How do you do that?

With pictos Three active critical percentage Pictos with high crit right? Okay You need a Picto with crit Okay Throw it easy, you got 100% Crit, right?

I didn't even know See, I don't know anything As they arrive at camp Verso sees that Luna has a lot on our mind He invites her to talk away from the other Alright boys, here we go Bro, we, this has been so long All my life

Everything we did Okay, finally Was about the Patriots It was a constant harm in the background This worry this responsibility just always there

always there was no relief never even when I sleep it's still there like a breath I can never release that's a lot of pressure

yeah even her last words were still finish our work damn it also shows how much faith she had in you okay all right

Alright, here we go. That's one way to look at it. That's so true. And the other way? My only value to them. Not as a daughter, but as a backup plan. For their legacy. Damn.

You really believe that. They always said at the end of the game, there are no points for effort. Only results. Kind of base, to be honest. If you hated so much, why continue their work at all? I don't know

Maybe because I still hear their voices in my head And running away won't silence them They're dead The voices aren't theirs They're yours See? He knows Bro, he knows because he's a He's a bitch

You're in a picture, okay Even if they were alive The voices in your head The voices you listen to Have to be your voice. Yeah. Is that how it works for you? Getting that.

Sometimes it's hard to tell. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The share a commiserating smile. They understand each other. Luna impulsively kisses Verso on the cheek, caught off guard, Verso, smiles at her, a question in his eyes, laughing and returned to others. Okay.

All right. It's strange, watching her. Myel. She has the power to remake our world. I think we saw this. Okay, all right. First all approaches Linnae as she writes in her notebook. What are you writing this time?

One note on Nevrons. No. Theories on axons then or observations of flora and fauna. Oh. Keep guessing. Uh-oh. Hmm. I saw you interview Monoco earlier, so a treatise on gestural behavior.

Oh, true. Ooh. So close. Yeah? It's about me. the strange and shattered life of Verso Descent. Wow. Well...

She didn't say no. Bro, she didn't say no. Come on. You're smiling, sir. It must be good. Well, if you must know, I'm working on a song. A song? My parents said music was frivolous.

Right. You know what? What? The voices we listen to have to be our own. That's what he told her. And I decided to be a little selfish with my time. Our problems will still be there in the morning. Funny thing about that.

Play me or so. Actually, I was thinking we could work on it together. Bro, bro. See? Guys, see? This is why we did the entire quest line. This has taken, this has been like, what, a 25-hour playthrough. Stay up with me.

Tonight. Help me with my song. Sure, I'd love to help you with your quote song. Nice. Sure. I'd love to help you with... Fucking finally. Let's go find a comfortable place to compose then. Versen Lunei walk in the woods together away from camp. They spend a few hours together, which Lune really needed to release some frustration.

Relationship level increased. Easiest game of my fucking life. Finally. Wow. After I do it needed doing, they sat for a while and composed music together. C.L. smiles at them as they return back to camp, she knows. Luna understands the world and herself. See, yeah.

Oh, does she get a bonus attack? Skybreak. What the fuck is skybreak? Okay. What will you do when this is all over? I'm having trouble imagining you living a normal life in the air. Yeah. I'm not sure I can live in a city anymore.

See how fucked? No, no, she's gonna get her husband back, right? Since we mere mortals can't leave this canvas. My L has kindly offered to paint the outside world for me. Damn. So I can see A painting inside this painting. Oh shit, we in that, we in that inception game now. Oh fuck.

Do you mean a painting? Damn. When this is all over? Yes, she doesn't know. She doesn't know. Inverse of a CL? No, no. C.L is all right, but Lune was the, this was the canon decision.

By the way, I just made that up. I have no, I have no idea whether that's actually true or not. It's probably not true, but I just made it up. Do the Mayo quest line? You're right. Where is it? Uh, which one is it? Is it, I guess we'll just go over to, we'll go over to the other one, right?

Left. Is it this one here? Okay We're gonna go there So we turn around We go this way Eske is the best romance Actually true

So true I just feel good That we killed that That piece of shit in the water Like that was so annoying man Like that took forever Sprong? Yeah I'm feeling very good about that

Oh shit Is this it? The Reacher Go to Dark Shores, let me do this right now. Fucking idiot, I'm fucking retired over there. Oh shit, I got a cutscene out of this? Another axon. How did it get so large?

She wasn't always this tall that she's obsessed with reaching the stars. Papa and his parables. Parables. Oh. He never paints just to paint. Everything has to have layers and layers of meaning and purpose.

Everything's a lesson. Hmm. Hmm. What's the lesson with this one? Lizzie. Totally fucking nuts. My sister's at the top. Totally nuts, though.

And Papa knows I have vertigo. Male paints just to paint? No, bro. She, uh, is it, you gotta keep in mind. She is a delusional 16-year-old girl. You should not take anything that she says, does seriously at all. Like, it is no way, like, you don't need to be thinking about it.

Like, yeah, it is literally a delusional 60. Like, I'm just, I'm just being honest, right? Technically, she's 32. Who grasps the sky? I hate climbing. No, you don't understand. See, in the story, she's actually a 900-year-old dragon. Yeah, I know.

know she looks nine but no no but she's mature guys you don't understand no just because you don't understand no that's not what no it's not what it looks like okay let's go wait what's this who these fat bitches what are these what these fat hoes want get the fuck out of you pussy don't forget you can break those painted walls yeah i know i figured i'd do these first Damn bro, like, it's really crazy how good I am at this game. I really, sometimes I really impress myself. My level of skill and ability to succeed in overcoming adversity. Yep.

Try phantom slash with Mayo. I have a phantom Glock, so I don't think I need that. Yeah, the phantom Glock works really well. And before we go over there, we have to kill this thing here. Not until Simon. I don't know who the fuck Simon is. I hear he's a really hard boss. It might take me a couple more days to get to him,

especially if he's very challenging. But we'll beat him. He's easy. Everything's going to be easy whenever I get all my points and I level up. All right, that was nothing. I jump down. You're going to die for sure. Have you fight the mind goblin?

fuck up. Shut the hell up. What the hell are you talking about? I'll go over here. Is it this one? Is the other one? The D's? Yeah. Nice try, guys. Francois is a real final boss. Yeah. Uh, um, I see. Do Gold Gron? Yeah, no, I probably should go do that, but I want to do this right now. What's up, fat bitch? What's up you ugly beehive ass? Look. motherfuckin' motherfuckin' dead. Watch this watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Get out of my wife. Nice.

Are they trying to fix things or break things? She who grasps the sky, they're jealous. They wish to destroy her work. Oh shit, there it is. Pull her back to the ground. Is this parts of the parable? Uh-huh. Everything is.

Damn. Golgar will still own him? You guys think I won't be able to beat Gold Run? Why not? Like, can't you just, don't you just beat her? Consume one AP to prevent status effects application impossible? That doesn't matter. I mean, that's really good, but it's just like,

like the best way to prevent status effects is to not take damage. That's one thing I've learned by playing this game over time. Because you don't use first strike. I don't need to. Damn, that one took a lot of shots. Man, there's a lot of these guys, huh? I wonder what they do. So how does new game plus in this game work?

Are the mobs stronger? And also, if you beat New Game Plus, does it get stronger? Like, you know, like New Game Plus 2 is harder, like more tanking? Okay. So it is how it works. Damn, bro, we gotta go all the way up. Wait, are you kidding me? This place is fucking massive.

They double HP up to New Game Plus 5. More experience though? Do you, um... Do you start at a... Um... Do you start at level one? No, okay, so it's... All right.

No, you keep everything? Oh, wow. Yeah, um, metaphor was like that too, actually. The, uh, regicide mode. Because, like, uh, you could just equip your weapons from the in-game, and you could just do whatever the fuck. Damn. This place is fucking massive.

I'm going to take a break here. And we're going to finish this tomorrow. We're going to do this area and do some of the other areas too. New Game Plus is very easy. Yeah. You lose relationships. That just means you have a chance to get them again. The bad ending is the superior one dramatically.

You know, like the storyline to movies and sit in our head a couple of days with sad endings. Not really. I mean, like I feel like, you know, like Lord of the Rings is a good ending. I think about that every day. That's been 20 years So like no I don't I don't agree about Bullshit It's fake

First it was the fitting ending Well it was the real ending Uh The other one Those were bullshit endings I wonder like what exactly I'm gonna do with all my my My points and everything I have no idea

The good ending is sad Yeah Verso was my canon ending Verso was the canon ending It wasn't your canon It was the canon ending It was the obvious ending of the storm. Build your characters.

I have. My characters are perfect. Their stats are perfect. Versa's ending kills an entire civilization. Yeah, so does yours whenever you uninstall a video game. Fucking retard. Idiot. Idiot, dumbass.

So dumb. Literally the dumbest person ever. Actually the dumbest person. So dumb. Mail brings one back. you can kill me again yeah but yeah i'm glad i finish the story i'll play more of this tomorrow too so i can finish all the rest of the uh the content the secondary stuff and everything