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Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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So this is when she was born. She's a girl. What a lovely voice. My love. Did you decide on the name? Yes. Oh my darling girl. We have precious little time together. You'll never know us.

But I want you to know that you are loved. I want you to know. You're not alone. You will always be a beautiful child. child in my arms. You will smile the brightest smile. You will cry iridescent tears. You will know love.

And you will know pain. And loss are too well. Because we live in an unforgiving world. But you are strong. And you will survive. You will struggle. And you will learn. You'll find people to call your own.

Yeah. Yeah. ...shine as their guiding light. But you will change the world and the people around you. You'll forever be our princess. That's why they give her the name.

And her name will be... Myel. Damn, so what the fuck? God damn. So, where am I now? What even happened? Actually... I prefer Maien.

I think I do too. But I'm not really Verso and you're not really my L, are you? What the fuck? You're not Verso, no. You look and sound just like him. But you're you. I'm still my El, though. You should have helped me remember.

Yeah, I... I'm sorry. I'm sorry to you. If I'd listen to Mamma or if I hadn't trusted the writers, Verso would still be alive and you... Wouldn't exist. wouldn't be caught in the middle. Momant did a terrible thing, painting you into Versa's canvas, giving you his memories,

pretending the fire only took me. But I'm glad you exist. Your father was right to erase everyone is better this way. Better for who? Vessa would never have wanted his canvas gone. He loved Esquier and his gesturals and grandis. It was killing my mother. Staying here so long in a make-believe world with her.

with her make-believe family I was here he'll help me fix Lumia I thought he was gonna kill every yeah Mama painted a rather unflattering portrait of him Uh-oh he's much warmer than the Renoir you know I bet what the fuck Painter peter power picked those acquired the power deal more damage okay that's that's good May I always recovered raising everyone Why would he help repaint everything I hid the canvas before I entered so my mom can't come back again There's no need to erase the canvas anymore

Oh, I'm not at risk like mummo I haven't been in this canvas that long Besides, Papa has a soft spot for me he'll listen Hmm, uh-oh Uh-oh, I'd choose a bathroom Surely nothing will go wrong I'm back. Sorry about that. Holy shit, man. Oh my god.

Is your mind blown? Yeah, I didn't expect this. Yeah, I didn't think this is gonna happen. Don't forget to equip your new picdo. I will. Is this the curator or is the father? There he is. I thought I told you to stay home. Technically my body's at home.

Some of Eileen's finest work. I regret that it caused you some of much pain. What Aline did was unfair to you, most of all. Please, accept the Dissandra families' apologies. What? I know it seems absurd to offer oblivion as recompense, but perhaps that's the outcome we both desire. I'm proud of you. Getting your mother out of the canvas was not easy. Once we erase the canvas, we won't have to worry anymore. She's home now. Why?

You know your mother. Verso painted this canvas. It contains a piece of his soul. She'll never willingly part with it. No. For the sake of the living, we must part with the dead. No, Papa. See, I hit the canvas. She will always find it. This is our only opportunity, while she's too sick from her prolonged descent into the canvas to return.

No. Papa... Papa... Uh-oh-oh! Please! This is Vesso's only canvas! You can't destroy the last piece of him that we have! This is my home now! You can't just decide... You're home? Uh-oh.

After all that with your mother, you want to stay. You know how little remains of my life outside? Alicia, you'll die. You've already been here longer than you should. But... No. Look at me. I said no. I am not letting my daughter run.

risk her life. Elysia. I'm not, mom. I'm not going to lose myself if I stay. I know full well you will and I am not doing this again. So much for getting them to listen. Oh shit. What?

What? Is that a horse? Oh, that's a horse. Uh-oh. Man, what the fuck? Holy shit. Can she respond them? or some shit or why?

It's so easy. What am I doing wrong? Don't be discouraged. It's only been a day since you remembered your painter's side. We believe in you. Remember them. Painting isn't about derisimilitude. It's about essence.

Truth. Of who they are. Your father made the axons right. She who plays with wonder. He who guard them. Oh shit with lies. They're the essence of your mother and your brother. Oh shit.

That much to talk about. Yeah, uh, yeah, that's... wow. So you were her daughter. And you were a painter's too. So cruel. And you, you knew this whole time. You fucking coward. You betrayed us.

We trust you. You can bring them back too. them back too. Yeah? Every one we've lost. I... Yeah, but I need chroma and Papa controls all the chroma in the canvas. No. Not all of it. The expeditioners, the ones killed by Nevrons. Gustav noticed their chroma remains in their bodies.

They never dissipated. Like the gommage. Hmm. It's sold, Kramer and not pure. It won't be like bringing the two of you back, but we could use it in other ways. This expedition in history. Oh shit. So, uh, uh, what the fuck? Oh shit.

God damn. Save it. I don't need your mayor, Culper. Wow. You did what you felt you had to. Of course. You were wrong, but... Oh.

I thought you'd be more upset. Oh. I was. I got over it. Damn. Everything I knew about our world is wrong. And you know what? I don't care.

Because death isn't death anymore. Well, life isn't life either. That means... I can see my husband again. C.L. Uh, what? Oh, please. I'd sacrifice you in a heartbeat to get him back.

So, I understand. We're good. Thank you. As long as you help me, bring Pierre back. You own me. You got it. Damn, what the fuck? Not to say I told you so, but I do believe that I did, in fact, tell you so.

Damn. Thanks for the support. Duh. What will you do now? I'll do my best to earn their trust back. Quite a steep hill to climb. We should have hooked up with him when we could, man. Yeah.

Oh man. Yeah, bro, like we had our shot. Yep. Ah man, we really messed up. That was a fucking mistake. What about fat boy? How's he doing? Oh, he's still here? How's he doing?

This should be here. I got a new outfit. He doesn't even give a fuck. He doesn't even know anything this shit's happening. Like, oh, why, it's another one nice. We have to push Papa out of the canvas before he erases everything. Oh fuck. I'm surprised he hasn't already. He's been weakened by his battle with Momul.

That's probably why he hasn't come. after us, but it won't stop him for long. If you and your father keep fighting, you risk breaking the world again. Uh-oh. Another fracture, but this time it might be you trapped inside the monolith. Ooh. What's the alternative? Damn.

Maybe you should go home. Ferso. You're fighting each other, but you're all doing the same thing. No. Eileen wants her son back. Mm-hmm. Once you and Eileen Beck, you want Gustav back the cycle we needed to break, wasn't the gommage. It's your family's cycle of grief.

Uh-oh. Our whole world carries the burden of your family's grief. Damn. Hello. Everyone's mad at you. Is he can be sad or bad or even rad. But never, ever. ever mad oh my god

that things happen when we get mad true but i can never be mad at you well that's nice what a good guy so uh she probably pissed right I was right not to trust you there's no way we're hooking up with her now oh bro how this happened to me

What do you have done in my position? I wouldn't have betrayed my expedition. I would have warned them that everyone they cared about was about to be erased. That they were about to be erased. I would have told them the truth. Because after everything we've been through, we deserved that. Yeah. So you choose your expedition over your mother.

Damn. That's your problem. You think in false dichotomies. It wasn't an either-or situation. Other solutions were possible if you'd only trusted us enough to ask. No. Would you have helped me force my mother out of the canvas? Oh.

I don't apologize for saving her. But I am sorry I broke your trust. And I will do everything I can to help bring everyone back. Damn. I guess we'll see. Yeah, for sure. For sure. Damn, man.

Damn. All right, there's still a chance. Yep. That's right, boys. We're still in the game. And so the curator is just like fucking... He's done. Should I write in a journal? What happens if I click on writing a journal? Yeah, I...

She can write. It's been writing in Gustav's journal to honor his memory. She writes about everything to painters and lean Renoir. So no matter what happens, the truth will be written somewhere. Male embers herself in Gustav's journal pouring over every detail. She forever cherish his memory. The memories of Gustav Inspire Mail. Skill unlocked.

Gustav Simaaj. She's sure that when she brings the apprentices back, they'll all want to bring a story. I wonder what that is. Okay, I think we should check up on the others, right? Yes, okay. That's usually the cinematic. Oh, yeah.

Can't believe there's another world out there. A world I'll never get to see. I'm sorry. I didn't my memories I I would have told you if I'd know don't apologize you were trapped too you lived among us you're one of us even if you're also one of them she was the link

it's so weird I have memories of two childhoods two homes two Lumiere well Lumiere is Paris right You're not an orphan anymore. You just found your family. Don't you want to be with them? I love my family, but they're all gone. And you are my family too.

So Gustav and Emma. Oh yeah. And I didn't see it at the time. All the families who took turns taking care of me. This is a lot to take in. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. but for the first time in a long time I have hope

damn god damn god fucking damn what does it say remember the current objective return to lumiere and defeat rind war okay flag her skills um let me see well she did get the other uh let's see here two ap on a turn start i guess probably should use this this painted power i mean i feel like that's kind of a good one right and so we got we got to get that one leveled the fuck up and so yeah uh it's just five lumen no i i get it i get it i see it now god damn bro like that shit is insane i don't even know

what to think gustavs amage deals high single target lightning damage damn that's fucking crazy holy shit shit i wonder if that's good i mean i feel like this definitely better than a fucking sword ballet right maybe it is like i i don't know um the skill tree yeah i just don't know yet she's the only one that got a new skill right uh yeah yeah she yeah she is okay check the skills flag okay upgrade expedition resources oh now i can do it on my own Oh shit. Upgrade weapons.

And I still didn't get probably one of those upgrade things. Did not? No, I didn't. Okay. Learn skills. Okay, so for Mayo, I don't think there's anything new here, right? The top three? Oh, oh, yeah.

Void damage. Extreme single target void damage. High single target void damage five hits. Plus 35% of a gradient charge. That's crazy. crazy. That's really good. Yeah, I don't know which one of these is good and which one isn't. I mean, I have no idea. And I mean, like, I can just buy all of them, right? I mean, like, because it's 4, 4, 6. I mean, I'm obviously going to buy, like, I mean, are any of these even good? I mean, I'm going to buy all these.

Yeah, so there it is. And so I feel like if anything, we should get rid of, probably get rid of sword ballet, right? I feel like that's the one we get rid of. Of Pierce? Do you think Pierce isn't valuable? Okay. Damn. Phantom strikes good for AOE?

Yeah. I feel like it probably would be better than... Because I already have a strong single target attack. And so the fire thing, I don't really think I need to use that. I mean, I don't know. I think that we'll figure it out in time. So let's not worry about it too much. Okay. So, Boyd beats the others? Well, I don't know. Foray sucks now? I don't know if it does or not.

Okay, let's do it. Gustave, homage? No, no, I talk to Esquay. I talk to him. I'll talk to him again. Yes, yeah. Yeah, I talk to him. and then I can look at learn skills for Gustav I don't think there's anything that's new here or not Gustav or fucking you know this guy Verso

okay all right create the greatest expedition in history let's do that I want to create the greatest expedition in history so we've got to suck their souls out smart so we're all getting disenchanted damn

Oh fuck, we gotta go there. This is soul leveling shit. SGA ability unlocked. Exhibition 33 final objective. Head back to Lumiere and expel Renoir from the canvas. Once we're ready, we can head to Lumia. Oh, fuck. Camp? Okay.

Who's going to upgrade our pictos now? I can do it. Oh, that's easy. So, how are you going to work? Win back their trust. You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Uh-oh. Can't rely on good hair and charm anymore.

So, what's the plan? Well, at least everyone's still talking to you. That's a start. Damn. I'll spend time with Monaco, yeah. Think about what happened after the painter's was expelled from a canvas. Does it feel reaching one's goal after so many years?

Uh-oh. At the end of the day, I'm just a gestural. I always support you, but still. Yeah? What, do we'll help you? I'm sorry? I am sorry, my friend. Damn.

Damn. Because Verso knew what you were like outside the canvas, and I know what you'll like inside here. He's the dog! Certainly not just a gestural. Mm-hmm. as Verso painted me that way. Damn.

You've kicked my ass enough times to know that it's just who you are. Mm-hmm. That is very true. Now don't get too arrogant. Sometimes I wish things could go back to how they were before. We could play with Claire, Aline and Bourneois. It felt like nothing bad. Damn.

Good times never lost. Bad times seem to have made themselves color. It's up to us to make sure they go away. Yeah. Want to go hunt some never wrongs we are. Absolutely. Well, ready to take on like in the good old days. Uh-oh.

That would warm my heart. Then let's go get cut in half. Wouldn't they die now if they... Monaco's suspect versus willing us to enter a bodily harm to raise his spirits. Versenus Monoco would do the same for him. That's my boy. They all can just repaint them. Well, she does. Oh, she does everything now.

Oh wow, okay. I'm getting quite tired of people telling me to go home. Damn. Fine. As you wish. I'm counting on me. I won't abandon them. And I refuse to abandon you.

You'll spend time with my owl? Yes. You okay. Well, he's always so bloody and shit too. Yeah, nothing. Just thinking about Gustav and Lucien. Oh, Lucien. And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And...

...I remember him. Every time I think I've managed to contain it. A wave comes out of nowhere and... ...directs me away. Mm-hmm. I know. How do you do it? After all these years.

They say time heals all wounds. Well, he's not even a personal. No right? Tuss it. But I guess death heals all wounds too. Oh? Yeah? Bad joke. Sorry.

Death is necessarily final. What does that mean? Gustav lives on in other ways, right? No. Through your memories, through his influence on your life and everyone else's, through the lumina converter and his research. That's true. But...

That's not very comforting when I'm missing him. Damn. Yeah, talking to dead people. I'm serious. It helps. Or at least, it helps me. I imagine what they would say. How they would react to things. It helps me keep them alive in my mind.

Try that. Time to be a schizo. No skeptical about his advice. advice she's not in the mood to talk it doesn't want to be alone mm-hmm nice okay now the important one it's strange watching her my hell she has the power to remake our world she's a patroness but also are myel yeah she's all my oh most fun time over now yes you said you traveled with other expeditions Yeah. Some.

Did you ever travel with the 46? Ooh, that was her parents, I bet. 46. No. Why? Oh, nothing. I just... I still maybe. Mm-hmm. Your age?

Shut the fuck up. Must be serious. They're usually more eloquent than this. Am I now? Sorry. You were saying? My parents. They...

Mm-hmm. They were Expedition 46. Yep. I didn't travel with them, but I have come across their, uh, uh, their trail. That's a nice way to put up. You have. Yeah. On Syren's Island.

I can show you. I can show you. Oh, yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Really? Yep. but you don't expect too much come on it's not far especially now that Esquia can fly

No no we can't afford detours right now Well if you change your mind you can go anytime. It's not far we gotta go over there. Yep, we got to do up Thank you. Yeah, Sareen's Island that so far from Syrene's Coliseum. Okay after talk to Monaco again. Okay, so you're really enjoying this Let me see if I can. Yes, I can. The shining of the stars. Tonight is a night full of promise. Is it?

We shall bring Noco back. Yeah. I thought you wanted to wait until things come down. Who knows how much time tomorrow will allow. No. Let us give Noco the gift of today. So why can they repaint the... two girls but they can't repaint Noko.

It's a simple journey to the sacred river. We're not far. It's close to the station. There's a reason. Gestural logic, okay. Oh, oh. I'll deal with Golgri later. You helped me bring Noko back once before.

Will you help us again? My friend. That makes sense why Monaco was so. unhappy about Noco die. Okay. I'm getting... The location we've marked on the map? Yeah, I get it.

Are Versa's creation? Not a means? Well, they're his creation, but that guy isn't Verso. I still don't know what he is. Yeah. A copy?

Yeah, but why would they apologize to him for just making him a copy? Why would Gwynoir do that? Doesn't make sense. He didn't apologize to anybody else who just disenchanted him. Uh-oh. He should tell her about the letter. Understand. Understand what?

Catch her scars? No. Don't go messing with her head. She doesn't need that and she doesn't owe you any answers. Uh-oh. She's the one who kept coming to me. I think she wants to see me. Just leave her be.

Please. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. So. You're not doing her any favors. You already destroyed her world. Maybe I can help her. She doesn't owe me, but...

Maybe I owe her. And let's not talk about what you owe her. Don't you want to see her too? Yeah, of course. She doesn't want to see me, though. Not after... Then she can throw us out and we'll leave her of them. Damn.

Is that a yes? Yep. Yep. Where is she? There is a place she loves at the top of the mountain. Mm-hmm. Near the monolith. With...

The third axon. Oh! Oh shit. That axon. I guess we're climbing. Most like a giant time that I am. The last axon. Okay.

I don't usually get this nervous. But... I'm nervous. Uh-oh. Uh-huh. Yeah, I can see that. It's not that I didn't care before. I cared about the mission, but now.

Uh-oh. Mm-hmm. Refuser? Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm going for a swim with Esquier. Care to join? Did Eschier put you up to this?

Uh-oh. Whatever do you mean? Whatever do you mean? Bro, Eschia's been nagging me incessantly about swimming lessons. Bro, Eskia, oh my man. You did say you're a terrible swimmer. Mm-hmm. Esquier.

Well, you always seem uneasy when we travel over water. You should learn to swim. That way, if you fall into the water, I don't have to ruin my clothes jumping in after you. Ooh. How very gallant of you. I'm a team player. But no. Enjoy sitting in wet clothes.

Mm-hmm. Your hypothetical situation is quite specific. I guess it is a good idea though. Nice. It is. Go get changed and meet me at the lake. Alright. Okay. Okay. Okay, here we go.

You keep secret swimsuits in a... What? What? The ladies swimsuits as well. Just... What the hell? Sneaky Verso! What? What? For the record, I do know how to swim.

I mean, I grew up on an island. Mm-hmm. It's just I have an aversion to swimming. Uh-huh. Oh, I can help you with that. I had an aversion to Minoko, but I got over it. I had an aversion to Monaco, but I got over it. Oh, do share your secrets there.

Uh-oh. Exposure. Avoiding just makes it worse. Oh, I tied myself to Monorca for a month and we spent every minute of the day together. Well, that's nice. Well, Noco tied us together, but anyway, now we're best friends. This is your idea of an inspirational story. Uh-huh.

I was also the swim captain at school. Damn. Is that supposed to be impressive that you swam with other kids a hundred years ago? That's pretty good, yeah. I'm still a good swimmer now. It's not something you forget. Come on, let me help. It's about fear.

We need to help your body and your mind realize that there's nothing to fear and no reason to panic. Okay. All right then. Oh, wise and skillful, swim captain. Okay. What first? Just sit here in the water for a little bit. Then, when you're comfortable, go a bit deeper.

Then a bit deeper still. Okay. Until we get to the trees on the island there. All right. Guys occurs in the airs the water. She panics, but Verso helps her get over her fear. After a little while, she manages to swim to the eye. Nice.

I did it. I can't believe that worked. Thank you. And you doubted me. Damn. You are indeed an excellent swimmer and teacher. Wow. See?

Now, let's see you swim back. Uh-oh. What? No inspirational pet talk this time. So you admit it was inspirational. Damn. It was something. So you can't believe she's to overcome her fear.

She appreciates versus friendship. She knows they can always rely on each other. Wow. Wow. How nice. Oh, uh-oh. I guess he's not that different from my father. Damn.

Huh? No, spend time with that, I guess. Yes. Yes. I was something significant to discuss. What happened? I can't believe you told Ciel about the wine. I can't believe you told Ciel about the wine.

Ooh. Bro, actually a fat simp. Actually a fat simp trying to get her to go swimming and then give, like, bro, wow. Wow. Bro, bro. Fuzzy. Come on.

So she smiled at you and you cracked. Wow. Bro. Tier three. Good one. Well, great job there too. There's barely any wine left. Damn.

Uh-oh. Don't lie. When she smiles at you. Bro. You feel warm and fuzzy too. Jesus, bro. He is down bad. Skiy and my goat?

Yeah? What? No, that's not... No. No. That's not true. No. Are you getting warm? Your face looks kind of red.

Oh God. Oh. For a second that I read that, I thought it said something different than rock. You gave her all my best wine for a rock. Better be a special rock. Yeah. What's this one called? Oh.

This rock has not yet introduced itself to me. Uh-huh. So I don't know what to call it or what its special power is. Uh-oh. I see. Oh, but Lunei's. He's helping me study it. She knows a lot about rocks.

Yeah. Of course she does. Of course she does. Oh, bro. He's a double sound. He's so excited. Just like you when we first met. You had so many questions about me.

Yeah. And you. You've been talking to Lunae 2. Oh, shit. Why? You talk to her all the time. You guys are always talking. Yeah.

And you like when she gets excited about stuff too. Yeah? Forget it. We're getting off topic. Yeah. You seem flustered. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm not flustered.

What a hug. Of course. Of course. Who would turn down an Skiy hug? Man. Versa was relieved that Skiya has stopped talking about what he thinks of Lune and S.O. Damn. He is secretly touched that Eschia knows him so well.

Wow. Damn. Enjoy a giant hug that lasts far too long before returning to the others. Man, talk to him again. There's another one. I guess he's no. Oh no. That's not a happy look. Why'd you hide sorry from me? Oh. I didn't, I... Duh.

I was... Afraid the others would want to return to Lumiere if you could fly them back. Damn. That's mean. Sometimes you're really mean. Damn. But being mean is not necessarily a mean thing. Okay.

Yeah. Exactly. For sure. Hmm. You're just like Fonso. Oh. He'd hate that you said that. Oh!

Oh! That's what I said. And Francois is just like you. What do you mean by that? Yeah. Uh-huh. Versal. Versal, I remember.

Uh-oh. Whoa, uh, slow down. Remember what? Where I lost Erie. Fuck. It's another rock. Oh no. Which one was Uri again?

Which one was Uri again? Uh. Uri helps me swim under water. Oh yeah. Oh, right, right. Yeah. So where is he? So, where's Uri?

I left Uri in Francois Cave. What an idiot. Okay. François is not gonna give you Uri without a fight. Oh shit. Oh, I'd rather not fight. He was so mad last time. He was mad.

He was really mad. Claire used to sing all the time. It made him so happy. I don't think that's going to work, bro. Uh-huh. Thanks, ask. Not sure. Francois wants to hear me sing, though.

Uh-oh. Oh, or maybe you can dance within. You're an excellent dancer. Damn. Francois can dance. I've never even seen him move. I guess he sort of... He's a Clea cent, too?

Bro, yeah. Anyway, look, maybe we can trade him something. What does he like? Flowers, fruit, shiny things. Yeah. Trade him... Yeah? A different rock.

Of course. Uh, okay. Uh. We'll make it so it looks like Francois, and we can paint a miniature clown top. Do we have the artistic skills for this? Uh, do we have the artistic skills for that? First case scenario. It doesn't work.

And you fight him for it. Damn, so we got to beat the fuck out of this dude over a rock? Thanks. A barrack of a... Again? Cool. Wait. Ahda.

Doesn't it look just like him? I almost... Oh my God. Oh my... Oh my fucking God. All right. I'm ready. What?

You want to go now? Yes, yes, yes. It won't take long now that I can't take long now that I can be. that I can fly let's go see false one are we actually going over there now oh my god we're actually oh we're over there right now oh shit bro we'll trade you hurry for this uh lovely portrait of you yeah Ha ha shit Ha, uh-oh

Uh-oh Uh-huh No deal You won't hurry Come and get it Uh-huh Oh no I'm not ready for this

Okay, um I'm so fucking dead No I'm not Look Not impressed I guess he's not that Do I really have I have to go through this whole thing the whole time.

Oh my fucking God, I have to... Okay, I have a plan. I have a plan. I know what to do. Okay, all right, all right. Okay, all right. Okay, all right. Now, give me the fucking rock. Now, just, just give me the rock. Fine, fine, fine, here. Oh shit! Take your rock and scrap.

Oh, Yuri, have missed you. Thank you, Fonfant. You can leave the other one, though. Oh. I thought he didn't like it. He loves it.

So leave the cave, the expeditioners here, Francois, crying dramatically in the distance. Damn. Damn. And he does miss her. Damn. Back at the camp, Skiy swallows Yuri his new rock. Wow.

Oh, shucks. Go on. Tell me more. More than me. You're the smartest and the fastest and the funniest and the bestest and the strongest and the strongest and the fluffiest. What? You.

Have the fluff your soul. Thanks. I guess. You're welcome. Yeah. Wow. Discover all of Esquia's abilities. All right.

We did it. Underwater diving. Talk to him again. Wait, no way. No way. No way. Got another one? I guess he.

No, another one. Francois really misses Claire, huh? Oh no. Yeah. He waits for her every day. He stopped singing when she left. Bro, that's why he's so mad. But it's okay.

She'll be back for a visit, and you'll be all happy again. You really think, sir. They are best friends. It's been a few centuries. But she wouldn't leave him. Uh-oh. Just like you would never leave me. Yeah?

Do you miss Versa? I mean your Versa. The real Versa. Damn, shit gets real. No. No. No, of course you do. Sorry.

I don't know why I asked that. That was stupid. I just wondered because... You never mention him with me. Damn. Does it... Does it bother you? That I'm not him.

You're my friend. Other Verso was also my friend. You are cousins. Same, same. But each different. Why would that bother me? Yeah. Yes, Gia, I, uh, thank you.

Ventures forever. Oh my God. Relationship 7 with Eskia. Wow. Wow. Eskia's words trigger versus imagination and inspire a new skill. Gradient attack unlocked. Angels eyes.

Talk about what adventures they want to go on next. Is there another one with her? There is. You never told me. How do you go from being a farmer to running a school? Mm-hmm. What? It's not as smart as you.

I'm not as smart as you. You'll have to connect the dots for me. It's good that you can admit I'm smarter. Damn, who's this bitch? Pierre used to volunteer at the school. teaching the kids how to sail and survive in the wild. After his death, I was in a bad place. Yeah.

Being at the school, I still felt bad, but at least I could feel his presence. His stories about him from the kids. Continue his work. Damn. Makes sense. Yeah. No. No.

No. No. She wanted to feel closer to her son, to still feel Verso's presence. Would you have created a copy of Pierre? If you could. Knowing you wouldn't be the real thing. Damn. If you ask me now, then...

No. I've seen how this torment you. I wouldn't wish that on others. But if you had asked me back then, I would have done anything to see him again, to hear his voice. His arms around me. Every day, I just felt the lack of him.

The negative space he used to inhabit. The dip in the chair where he sat. The hollow of his... the hollow of his shoes the emptiness inside his jacket Damn you want to know why I dislike water What do you drown? I tried to drown myself Oh when I lost pierre

I I Damn I try to swim away from Lumiere I swam for as long as I could As far as the wave carry me until I could no longer swim but cut the next day in Lumiere on the docks I was alive and I have no idea what happened what I didn't know then what the hospital told me was that I was pregnant but that I had Damn, damn, bro, shit got real, what the fuck? That I had lost the child.

God damn. See, hell. I desperately want my owl to bring any... That's dark. To bring Pierre back. I don't know how to tell me. I lost our baby. Damn.

I'm so sorry. Ha, dark and personal. Had similar thoughts before. Not of drowning specifically, but you know, it would solve a lot of problems for everyone. Yeah. It's a choice, like any other choice. It is. There's a creature that Verso painted into his canvas.

One who always helps people when they become consumed by their dark thoughts. You mean, you mean. Yes. Him. Yeah. So this can fire a dark asit in Versa? Down of our grief and dark thoughts are connection defense. Damn.

God damn. That's wild. What the fuck? Holy shit. The end slice. Ooh. They do Lune already? Not yet.

Not yet. We're going. We gonna get it. We're going to get it. Okay, let me go to sleep. Trauma dump? Yeah, a little bit. Talk to Lunei?

No, I have to go to her place. Damn. So now that I... So now that I have this shit unlocked, so like what the fuck happens now? Like, I'm just trying to think. Like, okay, so I have this unlocked. Damn, so is that the monolith? I think that's the monolith, right?

Like, I, you can fly around. Holy shit, bro. This place is fucking, Jesus. I don't even know where the fuck that is. Oh my God. Okay. Equipped the bikini. Stop.

Get everyone to 999. pickedo immediately. I feel like the way you do that is you do these, right? So what happens? So like now she's like not capped? So that was like highest damage that... So she not capped at all now, right? Use stendall? Okay. Okay, I'm gonna go over to these losers over here. Oh, this is new. I haven't seen this before. Or for some reason I never looted it. I don't know which one. What fuck? There it is. They nerfed it? Okay. Let's see what happens. Okay, skills.

Um, Sendall. Extreme void damage. Okay, let's do it. What? What? What the fuck? What the hell? Bro, he just...

Oh, shit! Wait, does this mean I can use it on him? It didn't even kill her. Okay. Well, I didn't even do that much damage. Damn. You need the right picktos? Oh, we're gonna get them. Don't worry about it, guys. This is gonna be fine.

Okay, um... We're just gonna give him last chance anyway, right? Just gonna dodge. Damn. Bro, this guy doesn't fuck around even now. You need the un-cat picdo on all three members? Yeah, I just, I didn't know. You can do his fight in one hit with the right setup?

I think that's probably true. Okay, so Mount S.K. Then fly up. What the fuck? Oh shit. Oh, fuck. Oh my God. That's the end game?

What, this? Is there anything on this rock? The game won't stop cooking. It seems that way. Damn, this is insane. Wait, oh fuck. There's an area I can even go here on. Oh my god wait a minute a million what the fuck do you mean a million?

What about this guy? Wait no way right oh my god holy shit Fuck. Fuck. Oh, it doesn't matter. Wait. If I get a mark on it, I'll kill him. I didn't mark him. That's too bad. I guess it won't do as much damage, right?

Because I don't have the, uh, because I don't have the big stance. Damn. Bro, I didn't even know it was like that. I recommend what you do side stuff afterwards? No, no, I, I just, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just playing the game, you know? Like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Yeah, I'm just testing shit out. Like, I don't know what to think or, or C-Siline for Lune? No, no, I know, I know. Because this will get the, uh, this gets the bonus, right? So now I have the printed power. See, this is the important one that I got. So now I can go ahead and I, I give it to everybody, right? And so, so now we get rid of this, painted power.

And then we give her instead of that, we give her, um, fucking, uh, uh, I, I don't even know. Like, oh, damage increase. Yeah. Because like now, I can, I can just big dick them, right? Like, yeah. Because I feel like now it doesn't even matter. Um, I don't really care about that. That's not a big deal. So we'll just get that right now. and then SOS power will give her that too so now they're all stacked so this is what we really gotta know about though right

this what we really gotta know about this we gotta know about this whole dragon situation oh let me uh I just realize that I should change her thing as well that way it saves it It is a thing. It just sucked all my shit. God damn.

This guy's a real piece of shit, huh? Damn. Tutorial over. He gets a secret method to beat him? I'm sure he does. I'm sure there's a method to beat him. Is this? No?

He's just a chill guy. He doesn't look like it. Oh my. God, look at this whole area. This is insane. Holy fuck. I, I... Oh, and this is where you can go underwater. Wait. That's it. Oh, so he just goes around and loop shit. Let me guess. Let me guess. Let me guess. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So, um, the scaling is pretty high. Uh, yeah, this is, uh, this is a lot, this is harder than, uh, than the other stuff in the game. Uh, it's a lot harder. Yeah, we're not even gonna fuck around with these guys. Like, oh my god. So this is the old Lumiere. So, unironically, do Renoir and beat the game and go back. That's what I should do, right?

What happens if I go in here? Let me just see what happened. Okay, let me go inside. Oh, fuck. Your weapons are too weak? That's okay. I'll figure it out. I don't know what to do.

Wait for us here. It's dangerous for you, Nipapa. We'll have to move fast. I can't maintain them for very long. Tomorrow comes. Damn, what the fuck? Who's this stupid asshole? Okay.

Lovely. see what happens like i i don't even know what the hell to expect right now these expedition is a glorious week oh oh fuck this is never oh he's still actually isn't dead damn actually thought oh wow immediately play when falling below 30 percent health short cut plus last amazing with last chance yeah i guess so well the strategy still seems to work that's good holy shit Look at Versa those damage. Okay.

Uh, I'll just skip turn. It's not bad. It's not insane, but it's decent. It's not like males though. I mean, like, let's be honest, right? That shit was wild. That was crazy. He wasn't on S? Yeah, I know.

Damn, what the fuck. Oh, there's two of them now. Oh, great. Equipped a new Picto. Give me a minute. Who was didn't crit. Not too bad. You can try out Phantom Strike, it's O.P.

Yeah, I might. Damn, this shit is nuts. This is from the beginning of the game. Oh, fuck. What the fuck is all this? This goes back to where the game began. Yeah. I remember this.

Yeah. Well, that will help. Might as well, right? I don't know what's gonna happen. You're now 33% through the game. Is that right? Picto's insane. Is it?

Yeah, I'm not sure really what's good and what's not. I have no idea. What's this? Okay. I think I'm going to take a break for today. And then we're going to try to, I'm going to try and finish this tomorrow. I think we're going to try and finish it tomorrow. I don't know if we're going to be able to finish the story.

But we're going to get farther, right? So yeah. The boss is in the game? Yeah, bro. like uh that dragon was no joke that was no joke that was no joke that guy did not fuck around i don't know what we're going to use yet now too i got no idea what did you think of the story um let me let me give me some time to process it it was i mean it was honestly like uh yeah it's not over yet yeah it's insane like i feel like um um

You know, the game of the year, the accusations, I think that they're true. I believe that they are, in fact, undoubtedly, without a question, without even the slightest amount of consideration. It is so true. There's basically no chance. Man. I know people say Death Stranding too. I think that Kojima games are a little bit too avant-garde in order for them to like really be

super, um, like super, super, super mainstream. Like, that's kind of what I'm expecting. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Oh boy. I don't know what to expect. I don't know what's going to happen. So, uh, I actually...

What happened in the same? story, I did not predict it. I thought Renoir fell in love with the, uh, the painter's and made a like a pact with her. Or that Renwar and the painter's made it happen and that Versa was their son. So like, that's what I guessed happened. Close. Yeah, I was, I was close. Right, I was close, but not quite.

Race for Impact, there's a lot of it. Yeah. The only thing I know, I don't want to know anything else, apparently there's some boss named Simon. That's literally all I fucking know. And I don't want to know anything else besides that. Okay. And we're all the way back to where it just began. It's the only thing I know. I don't know who he is or what he is or anything else. All right. Let's see if we've got everything else set up. Okay. This is good. That's good. I'm thinking about putting more luminas on mail now that she's got a like I'm just gonna maybe using all of my luminos on mail

uh if I'm running into trouble I'm gonna do that okay let's use the flag okay uh yeah we're gonna use the flag okay uh yeah it's the end of the world yes literally what the fuck who the fuck are these guys oh fuck what the fuck okay that's easy on god Yeah, that's what she said. Easy enough, all right. So these are the... Yeah, I was wondering if we were gonna fight other expeditioners. That's what I was kind of waiting on.

Oh, fuck. New weapon? I don't even know what weapon that is. Luckily, you know, there's a reason why their expeditions failed, okay, guys? Yeah, bro. They didn't bring in the guns. They ain't bringing in the gap.

All right. Let's see if there's anybody else over here. Oh, this is just like a guy fighting. All right. Let's look around over here. I knew there was something I missed out on. There we go. Good stuff. And the thing is, after the story, apparently that's whenever the really hard game begins. They're a hard part of the game begins.

Oh, let me go loot that too. Is this some kind of bullshit? Yeah, it's some kind of bullshit. Okay. Easiest. $125? What the fuck is that? What the hell?

Watch this. Watch this. What? Oh. That sure's about to stress me out. I was worried there. Okay, biggest... Damn, I hit for 40K with my auto attack.

Oh, my God. Jesus. He's at the tower. Oh, shit. Damn, bro. What was this him? Hello? Isn't it beautiful here? Her paintings are always astonishing.

Yet I wish you would understand. Just what it means for me to paint. What do you mean? The boy's gone, son. What the fuck? What happens if I talk to her with Mayo? Nothing. Okay, well, there's a decent idea. Okay, I'm looking around here. See if there's anything else going on.

Nice. I got a level 19 upgrade. I don't need that. I need a level 20 upgrade. Where the fuck is my level 20 upgrade? Okay. Oh, damn. Damn. He's not fucking around at all. I'm not sure if I'm going the right way or not. Who's this ugly fat bitch over here? Let me kill this guy. I'm actually really worried, guys. I might not be able to one-shot this boss. I might have to play the game. This is really stressful for me. That will help. After this, we're going to try to turn back. Because I think this is the path forward.

What do you want, bitch? Chromatic S-G error. I'm trying to get her into this. I need to heal Verso. I need to get Verso up. Need your help. Okay. Okay, this is fine.

This is fine. Wait, where's my points? I thought I had my points. I'm exhausted Fuck This is so bad This is so bad I'm actually so stressed out right now

Okay It's okay It doesn't matter It does no damage Oh well Jesus Bro he just keeps Autoing

He doesn't even care Okay I know what I have to do I know what I have to do Chroma is flowing. I'm taking him out. Um, let's go ahead and res.

And now, now, bro, he gets big-dict. He's done. It's over. That's it? I thought it did a million damage. It was supposed to do a million damage. Why would it do?

I don't know what to do. This is so bad. I'm gonna just res her. I'm just gonna rest her please don't please just do the jump please do nobody cares

I don't care it doesn't matter literally doesn't matter I'm just gonna revive again we're gonna beat him we're gonna beat his ass we're gonna beat his ass you might not think we're gonna beat his ass

but we will we will beat his ass it's gonna be rough and it's not gonna be be pretty, but we're going to do what needs to be done. See that? Now we use the item. We give AP to Mayo. Now we're going to have an extra attack. Now, Mayo is going to do the gradient attack for high physical damage while he is defenseless. This is going to put her into virtuoso stance, and then we're going to do the big dick attack. We're going to see if I could get maybe

the bonus I was not able to. All right, here it is. Big Dick damage. Now he dies. That's pretty fucking good. I... It should have been more. It should have been way more. But that was pretty fucking good. That's carve a path. Okay. Break the lamp?

There's no way it's that simple. There's no way. We learned something today. We learned that we need to break the lamp. We learned to break the lamp. learn that the lamp needs to be broken. Let me go back right now. Bro spent six minutes for a one-minute boss fight.

I spent six minutes for integrity. That's all. I spent six minutes for integrity and truth. Okay? I don't want to hear about it. That's okay. I sure hope I never have to find out what these mobs do. I shoot them in the head.

I know, I know. It's that easy for me, guys. I just pull out the Gat and I do what I need to do. I'm gonna look around to make sure there's nothing else that I missed. Because I don't know if that was the right path or not. So I just wanna double check before I move forward. Yeah, it was. Okay, I was going the right way. I just didn't go this way. Oh. Gotcha bitch.

Easy. In retrospect, I don't know how the fuck I didn't notice the lamp. Like how the fuck did I not notice the lamp? Like how the fuck did I not notice? Notice the lamp. Jesus. Okay, let's go. It's time. It was right there? Yeah.

It's flaccid. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is where he used to play. Go right? That will help. Okay. I can't.

Up of the right. Luminare suffers much damage. There's something in the water. Ask Esquay to bring it to the surface. This is the journey. of Expedition 60, a legendary expedition known for its unorthodox tactics. William, Expedition 60. They mocked us when we said the human body is the strongest of them all.

We trained relentlessly and now our bodies have achieved the pinnacle of human performance, with which we are able to crush our enemies. We are so much more agile and aerodynamic without the heavy uniforms constraining our glorious muscles. With Leslie's unstoppable training regime, we are impervious. That's how we were able to charge through that ghostly gommage barrier and reach the painter's. But it seems we've been wrong about what she is. The painter's just as trapped as we. The real terror lies beneath the monolith. The rest of Expedition 60 marched on to confront him, while I I was tasked to warn Luquier, but it seems I might have run out of time.

One last swim separates me from Luquium with my mighty muscles. I don't know if I can out swim the gommache. So here I write my final message. Yeah, he swam all the way back. Man, that would have really helped. Damn. The strongest expedition. apparently he was so close yeah damn oh shit go up to the top oh dude i'm just waiting to

loot my plus 20 weapon item i really want that look up i see it it's uh gustav and uh is it gustav and uh what's their name sophie is that in yeah i don't even know how the fuck did they know How the fuck was that painting on there? Let's rest. Let me upgrade my attributes. I'm gonna give these people more fast. Uh-oh, save in progress. What the fuck is that?

Want some of this, huh? What the fuck? Neffrons from the Akson Islands. What are they doing here? What the fuck? Like AXon's their Papa's creations. Not Clares. Okay.

There's no way I just big dick them, Right? Damn! Damn, bro, we put him in the dirt! Try Phantom Strike, it's good. I really feel like, uh, I really feel like we've got a good thing going, guys. I do, I feel like we've got a really good thing going. I don't know if I'm really looking to change anything. Yeah, that ability's broken.

I know. Wait, so am I about to... Very high void damage to all enemies. Okay, I'll try that on the next one, okay? What the fuck? Fuck. Bro. You got 5% health on hitting a stunt target.

Okay. That's nice. Okay. Oh shit. This could be a big boy. You want me to try it? I'll try it. Phantom strike. Dude. I'm a god. No! Oh no, I didn't hit the thing. Oh no, they're gonna cast this spell.

They're gonna cast a spell. No, no. Never mind. So if I pop off on this, dude, Dude, I'm just gonna give her all the... I'm gonna give her all the luminos. She's getting all of the luminos. Like, I... Yeah, bro, she's...

I didn't realize... I thought Versa was the main character. He's not. She's the main character. I didn't realize that. Oh my God. Nice. Hello?

Maybe I should continue. Maybe I should continue. Continue one. Forever. He just decides to die. Ooh, I don't know if I want to do that yet. Team Mayo. I mean, I feel like right now we are Team Mayo.

$400. That's it? Shee! Versus super strong? Yeah, he's really good. But Mayo hits for 2 million damage. And I feel like that makes her better. Like, that's just me.

Right? I feel like that's a really big number. Well, that will help? How the fuck did you even get here? After all mess is happening, I was no one curious enough to make the journey here, but this place is sad. On, I can't get a single fucking max upgrade. God damn it. Okay.

Okay, let's fight the merchant. Bro, it marked him. I'm about to send this bitch into the dirt. Oh. I do the bathroom. Bro, I'm going to put him away. Let's do it. Bro, we send his ass to the shadow realm.

He's done Wow Wow Thanks to the distraction Let me sell you the real goods All right Some of the plus 20 upgrades Full strength

25% increase damage And full health Okay well I guess that's good Let's see if there's anything else That's worth buying here Um Color of Lumina I already bought that On Stance Switch

Um, are these good? I mean, I don't know. I'll just buy them. Might as well. I mean, I could... Good luck out there. Thank you. Just whatever. Papa, somewhere past the gardens. Oh, shit. Oh, here's what we're gonna do. I have a strategy. That's the strategy.

I think it's gonna work really well. What the fuck is this? What the hell? This isn't a boss, right? No, okay, I was... What the fuck? It's like a guy. Damn. Yeah, damn.

It's clear, obscure. Oh shit, that's right. You're right. That's the boss I killed. I forgot all about that thing. I shouldn't have forgot about it. Fuck me up. Stay in the expedition is much longer. We need to defeat them fast.

Go this one. Hello? I had to try. Can I go across? Oh shit. What? Watch this. Watch me do what I do. Watch me do what I do. Y'all ready to see me do what I do? That's what I do. Oh bro, whenever I'm gonna have to play the game, this is gonna be bad. Like, we're gonna have such a bad time whenever I have to play the game. Bro, I'm gonna get cooked. Oh, I already know it.

It's at the end it's getting close to it or at least the end of the story. I'm very nervous finger points on my own. I will when I need to. Okay. Just okay a lot right? Yep, okay good That does a good amount of damage, but it's still only getting me 19s man I need a 20. I need a fucking 20 20% increase damage gradient attacks. That's pretty good. Hey bad. Well if I have all of them it's good right? Wait, so can I just, could I literally just kill all of them? Wait, why's he not dead? What the fuck? Why is he not dead?

Whoa rolls? Yeah, that was dumb, bro. Like, did you guys see that? She did her attack and he didn't instantly die. I think the game's broken. There's something that's not working properly. I'm trying to see if there's anywhere I need to go specifically. Roulette fucked you?

Yeah, it did. Not yet, not yet, we're almost there. Oh fuck, we gotta have those two big boys. We gotta deal with those two big boys, is that it? We'll see how this goes. It shouldn't be too big deal, alright. That's called the pod. They haven't been dying!

What the hell is going on? These mobs aren't dying in one hit. I'm getting stressed out, guys. This is really upsetting. An advantage. Oh man. You gotta up your damage brother? No, now roulette is valuable. It's more valuable now than it ever has been because there's no damage cap Your father's been extra inspired. Who the fuck is this?

Just enticing challenge. Oh Shit! Get ready. I didn't think this out. I didn't think this out. Yeah, I didn't think this one out. I had a plan. I actually didn't have a plan. I actually didn't have a plan. I did have a plan. My plan was I was going to use the last chance. Your father's been extra inspired. Most enticing. Did I, did I get it? Did I get it or not?

I did not get it. She can kill them all, right? Yes! I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm actually not dead. How am I not dead? This is amazing. This never happens. Okay. I can't get to die yet.

I'm gonna put him in a dirt, bro. We will parry. I mean, she's dead, right? So who gives a fuck? I guess the best thing for me to do is I'm gonna give AP to him. It's so slow, man. Okay. Big dick.

Almost. Okay, which one is important? I don't care about that. Don't give a shit about this. Don't give a fuck about burn. Don't give a fuck about empowering burn. base attack doesn't matter double mark

maybe this is good I don't know energizing Perry she already starts with nine turns we don't care about that she already plays first anyway okay give me a minute okay we're going to get rid of Immaculate we're going to give her full strength

because she's not going to die and then energizing turn okay no no no I have a plan I have a plan 30% damage And then what is the other one? This one here? Okay good. And then double mark.

First strike. She already has first strike. And Verso's good, like yeah, he's locked in. She doesn't. Well, no, she already attacks first. Okay, here we go. Here we go. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna try to one shot him. I'm actually gonna try just one shot him. Just dodge everything.

Just dodge everything. dodge everything i didn't dodge anything i didn't dodge anything bro like this i need to get the point i need to get the thing to where like if i take damage i i need to get washed i am washed i need to not get hit by this this is really going badly for me this is really going bad This is going super bad. Like, It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Okay, it did a pretty good amount of damage, to be fair. Okay. We're gonna try and do his big attack. Yes! Dodging time! Okay. I can do it, you hear that? That's me.

I have to bet on this. bet on this. I have to. It doesn't matter. It doesn't, it literally does not matter. Literally nobody cares. Nobody cares. It does not matter. I'm about to take him in. We're gonna take them out right now. Take him out right now. Let's go. Yes! He's done. No! The cue won't save me. Maybe it will. Maybe it will.

And now I'm stanceless though, that's the problem. I have to bet on a big hit. I have to bet on a big hit. That's pretty good. Fuck you, bitch. Suck my dick. Got them. Holy fuck.

God damn. God damn, bro. Like, first try, for sure. Jesus. Please put confident on. You don't heal? I have it. Feel 50% less damage.

That's actually really good. I should probably give that to Lune. Hmm. Okay. Papa's over there. And the chroma we need to bring back Lumia. Here it comes. He's here doing what needs to be done.

What I can't do anymore, what you can't do anymore. Yeah, unless... Maybe I should never stop. We better make sure we're ready. All right. Here we go. That's the guy. Papa.

I want you to understand what this canvas means to me. I do understand. I know how powerful and intoxicating it is. Pour our hearts and souls into. I was enthralled, and it nearly killed me. It doesn't mean you have to erase Verso's canvas. Child, do you think I want to? After all the sorrows, we've endured.

Do you really think? that I want to destroy this last piece of his soul. Don't... Forcing crows. Oh, sure. Grief often blinds us. And we make choices we can never take back. I agree for many.

The choices of parents leave indelible marks upon their children. But ultimately, the voices in their head have to be their own. You cannot see. Set the boundaries of their life for them. Death of fire. You wanted me to find new joy in life, but I couldn't. Faso died because of me.

How do I get from that to joy? But this is not the way. Your friends speak truth. It changes nothing. You can hate me. But that's a choice I must make. As your father, I'm... Father, I must look out for you.

Damn. Especially when you can't look out for yourself. You treat me as if I'm still five. I treat you as if the shadow from the worst day of our lives is going to suffocate you and take you from us too! Damn. I mean, he's kind of right. I said...

Oh shit. The fuck. Oh shit! Ready to carry. I didn't think you'd do it again. Okay, um, let me revive him. Okay, I'm getting very nervous at the fact that his health has already gone down so much. I'm getting extremely nervous.

You know, yeah, um, you know, it is what it is, right? I'm just gonna try and build up his gauge as much as I can. He summons a black hole. What? I got lucky there. Holy shit. Okay. Um, um,

I guess we swift stride. And then we do the big dick attack. There it is. Okay. No. I know the right option. I have it in my mind. I think I'm a lot.

can take him all the way up to S rank with this. Here we go. And now we break him. Easy. Gotcha bitch. And now you're dead. Watch out my elf. What?

Manitu. It's time to go home. Fuck. I do love a challenge. This is beginning to irk me. Fuck. He keeps regenerating. Maybe we focus on the axixts first. Is it the painter a spy?

Look at that girl Cleo, right? There's gotta be one of the other, right? Any canvas. Oh, what the fuck? She's gonna disenchant her! Oh shit! The Dessandra canvas. What the fuck is this?

Selfish, Allude. What the fuck is... Well, I have no health. This is so bad. He's buffed? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that means, but it's not good. Okay? I'm gonna give AP to her.

her. Watch out my hell. Is this the same mechanic? Not dead. Not dead. Almost dead. Almost dead. But not dead.

Okay. I have to do Strikestorm in order to get enough for a gradient charge in order to make Mayo have enough so she can use the other ability to put her into Virtuoso's dance. What's going to allow her? Yeah. That's what I have to do. Well, it didn't do any damage, but it still worked. The damage wasn't the point.

It was just making sure that happened. I don't know why that happened. I've never used that ability before. Okay. We're gonna kill him in one fucking hit. We have every buff. He is debuffed, everything. He is done.

This is it. It's over. I do. Yeah. Let me see if I can put a mark on him. Put a mark on him. It's over. Bro.

What? Wait. What? Wait, what? Do I have to add something? Yes! Holy fuck! God damn!

Bro, she beat the fuck out of him. Listen, any boss harder? I don't know. Holy shit. Now what? Male just committed suicide? I don't think so. That was close. Who saved me when I lost myself in a cave. Myself in a canvas, they flee use our gift.

Of flying too close to the sun. We pushing the very boundaries of creation. Every day we spend here as a price. If she's doing this, then... I trust. No, what's at stake. No precisely what's at stake. You won't control you.

You want to feel like you're doing it. to feel like you're doing something. You couldn't save Berso, so you want to save us. Except you're not. The canvas won't help us move on. It'll just deny us the one place that helped us feel again. 67 years. 67 years I spent trapped within the monolith.

But I persisted. Do you know why I cannot leave her or you? or you behind this shit serious is that her another day with living corpses since the fire our family has crumbled lean in the canvas claire fighting her solitary you want it to be fixed I need it to be fixed I I cannot lose you too. Don't you see? That's how I feel about them.

I think Renwar's right, by the way. Yeah, I think he's right about everything. I can't lose them either. Yeah, he is. Completely. I want to lose you either. I'm not leaving you forever. A little longer.

Keep the light on for you. Damn. What the fuck? Number one, I should probably heal. What's this? Oh, this is the canvas. It's time to stop painting, right? Yes.

This has got to be the mom, right? Oh, it's himself. That's what it's got to be. It's got to be himself. Oh, shit. Be able to be here. Why did you run in? It's dangerous for you here.

See things as they are. Not how you want them to be, to your father. No. Besides, too, why don't you just leave? You can always come back. The moment I leave, Papa will erase this canvas. This is not worth your life. Life, my life of loneliness in a shell of a body, with no voice and no future.

You're my L, no matter where you are. You don't need this canvas. But everything I want is here. I have a chance to live, Verso to live. Up there I really exist. That makes sense. Life keeps forcing cruel choices. Stop courting, Papa.

Also said, hold on to each other. I'm sorry. What? Decide the fate of the canvas. Fight as Mayel, fight as Verso. Is there like a canon option? Because I'll make my decision. but like I don't want to know if it's going to mess me up.

I'm going to be real. It's obvious. Verso is right. He's right. It's so obvious. Mayo is fucking delusional. She's living in a fantasy land. That's it.

And it's fucking up her mom and her dad and everybody else. It's not just fucking her up. It's everybody else. Verso's not even real. He's dead anyway. It's the right. decision. It is. He gets it. It is, right?

It would be one thing if it was her just fucking her own life up. That'd be whatever. But it's like everybody else in a family is getting fucked up from this too. And also, it's betraying Verso's sacrifice by sacrificing himself for her. If she just stays in the canvas to live with a body pillow of Verso. We're fighting as Verso. No one problem is that uh Mayo is really overpowered

and I probably shouldn't have picked the character that I didn't give any of my upgrades to. I'm doing the same thing to each other. Oh thank God. Okay, I get another turn. Okay, good. Thank God. Okay. Um, I think I can take it all the way to A rank

or S rank in the X level. All I have to do is do one correctly. I mean, like, when I used that ability, I thought it was three attacks. I thought it was three attacks. Like, because it was three attacks. Like, I know what that ability is. It's three hits.

And now it's seven? What the fuck? That's not, that's not even my fault. She's still dead. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I'm still winning. Get out of here. Fuck you.

Fuck you. That's right. Yep. Welcome back to the real world. Yep. Had to do it to him. The two dogs. That's what I thought.

Is this back in the real world? Let me say. Yeah, it is. Because it's not, it's a wreck now. Where's his sister? Where's his sister? They're doing to make those plushies. They are, they should.

I might get one. They actually also know which game is going to win next year, the year after, and the year after. Now, how do I know this? Well, an Oracle told me. She said, change... What's funny about it is that the truth is that he probably knew about Expedition 33. I mean, it's another European game studio. The probability of him knowing about this game is like, 100%, right? You probably even played it.

It's coming. It's a modern Oracle, so they made me sign an NDA, but I trust all of you. I know you can keep a secret. You will never leak it. The Oracle told me that the game of the year 2025 was going to be made by studio, who found the formula to make it up here on stage. It's stupidly simple, but somehow it keeps on getting lost. Studio made their game because they wanted to make a game that they wanted to play themselves. They created it because it hadn't been created before. They didn't make it to increase market share. They didn't make it to serve as a brand.

They didn't have to meet arbitrary sales targets or fear being laid off if they didn't meet those targets. And furthermore, the people in charge forbade them from cramming the game with anything whose only purpose was to increase revenue and didn't serve the game design. They didn't treat their developers like numbers on a spreadsheet. They didn't treat their players as users to exploit. And they didn't make decisions. They knew were short-sighted in function of a bonus or politics. They knew that if you put the game and the team first, the revenue will follow.

They were driven by idealism and wanted players to have fun. And they realized that if the developers didn't have fun, nobody was going to have any fun. They understood the value of respect, that if they treated their developers, And players well, those same developers and players would forgive them when things didn't go as planned. True. But above all, they cared about their game because they loved games. It's really that simple, said the Oracle. Winning Game of the Year...

The funny thing about this is that whenever he said this, I thought it was kind of awkward. But it was like, this is, it was again, it was another Cat Williams-Shannon-Sharp interview moment where it's like at the beginning you're like, wait, what the hell he's talking about? What was he talking about? And then every week and every day and every month and every year after that. It turned out to be a life-changing event for us. It was an amazing thing. To those who will win Game of the Year 2024,

you have no idea what's waiting for you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for a heck of a ride. Now remember, should you be told to wrap it up for tonight, you can always come back next year and chat for three minutes. So now, to pay tribute to the nominees... Wait, he didn't say for those who come after, did he? For you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for us. It was an amazing thing.

To those who will win Game of the Year 2024, you have no idea what's waiting for you. It's an incredible honor and you're in for a heck of a ride. If he had said that, that would have been insane if he had said that. Well, shit. Well, that settles it. That settles it. It's game of the year. That's a fact.

That was a 10. Holy shit! Yeah, I'll watch the other ending. I will, but we'll go through this first. Your thoughts? Um... I think this is an example of one of those games that pretty much hits every, uh... it hits every category at a pretty high level.

Like, I think that the combat and the gameplay was really good. I also think that the story was really interesting, and I didn't, honestly, I didn't know what to expect, really, what was going to happen at the end. I think that, in my opinion, like, there were some things that were, like, a little bit confusing to me, right?

So music is 100 and 100. Yeah, the music was really good, right? I mean, so, like, you have a lot of things. Like, so, like, graphics, literally 10 out of 10 graphics, right? Some of the best and most expressive facial features that I've seen, like this rivals, if not, is better than Final Fantasy 16, right? It's just phenomenal. Let's see.

So the graphics were just unbelievable. More expressive face that I've ever seen. And let's see. So besides that, amazing voice acting. Yeah, the voice acting was phenomenal. The style of the game was pretty much completely unique, right? I mean, like, obviously, you know, you can see where the inspiration comes from. But in a lot of cases, it was pretty much unique. And fucking amazing, right?

The level design, I think, also... So, do you remember whenever I was talking about like Blackmuth Wukong and like Final Fantasy 16, where I felt like the game, uh, it should have, um, like, it should have had more exploration and like more like, uh, character building. This is exactly what I meant. Like, this is the level of exploration and like character building that you were able to do in this game. And like, especially like level design. That's what I had hoped. like Wukong had and Final Fantasy 16 to a greater extent had as well. And so there's definitely that.

I'm trying to think, like, what else besides that? The world map, yeah, the world map was fucking amazing. And it was good overall? Yeah, it was. It was really good. I think Rhinwar is probably my favorite character. If I had to really guess, yeah, I would say he's pretty much. my favorite character. Like by far. And, uh, yeah, the dialogue is great. Yeah, it was. It was insanely fucking good.

Simon's the best character. I don't know who Simon is. If that's like later on, then it's, it's whatever, right? I'd have to find out. So like the gameplay itself, like the way that the combat gameplay worked, I think it was really, really good. Um, like, uh, it's a post-game super boss. Yeah, I, I'm not sure. But, um, I'll find out. But anyway, yeah, I think that was,

that was about it. Renoir was Andy Circus, Gallum? Yeah, no, I, I know, I know,

I just, it just said it there. And, my issue is it's too easy to over-level. Not really. I mean, I don't think you really could over-level. I mean,

like, well, I guess, yeah, you could, but like, you're damage-capped until Act 2. And,

that's basically it. Right? I mean, like, like that's it. I mean, like that act three you can over level for definitely. But it's designed that way. Like, I feel like act three is very clearly kind of like the like the climax of the story is beating the

Patriots. Like after that, it's the, like that's the falling action of the story. So like act three is open ended. Yeah, it's super open ended. can go anywhere you want. There's a million other things that you could have done. I didn't even have level 20 weapons, et cetera, right? I mean, like, if, I mean, if it was that easy to overlevel with Act 3, I mean, I don't really know what else to say, right?

Because I didn't really do any sort of, like, offstream farming or anything like that. Like, I think I probably played offstream for maybe, like, like, 30 minutes. Probably 50 minutes, maybe, right? and that was about it. He said he did. I did to get Monoco and CL leveled up because I didn't think that I would be able to to do this stuff with them being underlevel.

That was whenever like I lost Verso and Mayo. And so it was made power to be, to feel powerful casuals. Well, I feel like in every turn-based game, I mean, I don't know about every turn-based game, but every turn-based game that I've played, there is always, like super fucking op strategies that you can use

like in metaphor it was like that for sure there's like 15 different strategies you can use in metaphor um like in honkai star rail there's a million of them also uh you know even in like old games like super mario RPG there were ways that you could break them and so like

and that's not a bad thing either because like the The idea is not that the game, like, I think that games, like, every game is designed. It's programmed to lose, right? Like, the game's programmed to lose. So it's about how does it feel whenever the game loses? Does it feel good when it loses and does it feel bad when it loses? And I think for you, for you, the player, and I think that it feels good when the game

loses if you feel like you've earned the victory. So when you have a game that's very challenging, but at the same time you're able to overcome it like Dark Souls, right? And you can figure out a way around it or, you know, some like weird strategy, etc. You can over-level, you can farm, right? Over-leveling and farming, that's a legitimate strategy, right? I mean, like, that's a little,

there's a training arc in every anime for a reason. And so, yeah, I mean, that's, oh, shit. Damn. Well, fuck, now what? Like, so what happens? Like, I'm trying to think, like, so, so continue, what, I go continue, right? And so I, I, I click on this, right? Press X.

Okay. Smugglana, thank you much to the raid. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay, so I'm assuming it's probably this one, right? It's the third one, this one here? Just click on, click on the latest that you have.

Like, this one here. It's the second one. Chattis charted. Yeah. Well, this would logically make sense because this would be the cinematic. It's the second one. Yeah, it should be, right?

Because you went inside of it and there was only one other alternative option. Let me see what people are saying. Do the latest and watch the other ending on YouTube. It loads after you boss. I wish I could get a certainty with this. Don't overthink it. I think it's the second one.

I'm going to do what I think the right option is. Yeah, I was right. Okay. So now I play as Mayo. And I can skip this. And now we decide, decide the fate of the canvas, and I'm going to fight as Mayel. Miel?

True. Okay. So this is the other ending of the game. I mean, he is just a fucking robot, right? Yeah, I actually didn't expect to kill him in one hit. I was gonna see if he was gonna do any dialogue, but, That's okay. Okay, now what?

Please. Unpaint me. See, I told you I made the right call. I told you. I just never stolen from him. 100% the bad ending. It's not even remotely close. It's totally the bad ending.

It gets worse. I'm sure it does. This is the room. Well, that's her husband. He is. He's back. Oh shit. This is a crazy bitch ending?

It is. 100% of this. Absolutely it is. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. Damn, so that was the ending? Oh. Yep.

100% I made the right call. I was right completely. A sign close. Yep. Definitely. Absolutely. 100%. 200%

wrong what do you mean Gustav ending who's best ending Gustav isn't real though yeah he not real here here I'll explain

he not real and so he's real me yeah but not really though right it's like a racing like an animal crossing uh

fucking save or something like that I mean they were never real it's like they're real people like I don't even know why uh it's like I the real yeah I mean I said the signal yeah it's made up they're real to her no they're not because she knows that she's she's delusional because she knew because it's her mind merged with the uh fucking thing right and uh with the painter so like she knew that it wasn't real the whole time

it would only have made sense if if she had been able to erase her memories which she wasn't But she couldn't have erased the memories because if she had, then she wouldn't have been able to repaint Gustav. So, yeah, would she keep living as a disabled person? Well, it's not about that. It's that, like, it fucked up her parents, too. The thing is that, like, nobody would... Nobody would really care if, like, she was doing it herself, right?

But it was fucking up her whole family. Right? It was selfish. and that that's what it was. Yeah, no, I think 100%. Like, yeah, she living a lot. Yeah, bro, like, there's actually, like, in my opinion,

story about grief is all fake. I know it's a video game, right? I know it's a video game, but like, the versus ending was the only right option? Yeah, it was the obvious, it's the obvious right option. Like, it was not even, it's not even a question.

Yeah, I mean, she's, and also, like, she's, The whole thing, the entire premise of it, is based on a lie, too. Because she never even denied that she was going to come back out of that painting afterwards either, whenever she lied to her dad. Because her dad was like, okay, you know what? Like, you want to go and do this. You're going to go and, you know, like, what about Esquay?

Esquay is a dog. Right? That's it. The male ending is fucking selfish. Clea is to blame for everything. She didn't even do anything. Monaco was the dog. Esquier was the plushy. Oh, right.

I thought they were both dogs for some reason. Yeah, no, no, mind. I got confused. I forgot looking at it. Yeah, Colia is. Yeah, I mean, she's definitely, she's really hot for sure. But, like, that's not really the point. Noco was the other dog.

That's right. Noca was the other dog. And Eskia was the blood. Okay, now I get it. And that makes sense, because whenever Versa was painting it, he was a little kid, and it would make sense that he would make this stuff. animal, the main most powerful character. Yeah, that would make sense.

And so, no, I'm thinking about this. Yeah. That gives everybody hugs. Yeah, exactly. Clea created the Neveron's to help Renoir with killing expeditioners. Well, good. Good, because the thing is that Renoir was right about everything.

He was right. completely yeah absolutely even and the thing is that if you think about it from from the context of it's like so if the

verso in the story is supposed to be a facsimile of the memories and soul of the real verso and the verso in the story in the painting it was like don't do this this is bad this is the bad ending

and then she does it I mean this isn't because she loves her brother this is because she's indulging a fantasy it's like a deep fake right am I crazy yeah he's even saying this is bro like chill the fuck out like live your life

you're right 100% no I know I am and yeah how do you deal with grief well I don't know I mean like not creating an AI version of the character that died and then talking to it forever, fucking up my entire family

in the process of doing that, and then saying, no, never mind, I'm going to do this forever and fuck up everybody permanently because I never want to move on. Yeah, and by the way, you know that's like the literal story of that fucking app replica, right? Like, that's what happened with that replica fucking app,

and everybody agrees that bitch was crazy. She nuts. And so, no, I don't think so at all. And then, let me think. So in terms of being wrong, well, okay, the mom is the most wrong. Mayo is the second most wrong. And Renoir and Clea are right.

They're both wrong. Yeah. Basically, yeah, the women are wrong. Yeah, exactly. And Verso and Renoir right. Yes. Even Verso is right. Yes, Verso is right.

Yeah, that's right. Was Eské right? Yes, he was. He knew. He knew? He knew how it was. It's been an entire game showing you people on the canvas are autonomous beings. Is killing them right to save one family that nobody cares about?

Well, yeah, of course it is because they don't exist. So that's like, of course, it's the same as like, is it, is it, is the same as like, is it okay? for you to delete a save file of a video game. They don't have a soul, they don't have an essence, there is no entity that they inhabit, there is no afterlife for them, there is just simply oblivion.

Because there was nothing that they ever existed. Just because somebody believes, something believes that it exists, neither do humans. I know, yes, right, you want to get into the nihilism fucking thing, I can do that all day. But my point is still the same. You see what I'm saying? People in the pain think they're real? Yeah, but if like,

you ask yourself the question, if there is an AI that thought it was real and you deleted it, is that an evil thing to do? Answer obviously is fucking no, right? And so these people are effectively AI. They are a manifestation of a human creation that believes that it is real. That's it. They suffer too? Not any more than a video game does. Like a video game character. cries, it suffers, but it's just a game, it's not real. Yeah, AI Lives Matter, nope. Nope, nope, nope.

Unequal, like, I can't even see how this is even a remote question. Like, I'm going to be honest. This is, in my mind, this is a completely cut and dried situation. It's not even remotely close.

I wish Paris was real? Uh, yeah. It's Jell turn of ending. Yeah. Does it matter, doesn't it matter on the caliber of the painter's power? No. No, it doesn't. No, is it, absolutely not. Does it make any sense? There's never any, just because somebody thinks something is real, doesn't make it real. Pay the side content? Yeah, I'm going to do it, but I'm just talking about.

No way people are arguing for Mayel's ending. Bro, the bitch was crazy. She was out of her fucking mind. And why, she's out of her fucking mind. Killing her own brother to save her brother so she can write another fantasy story and pretend like she's in this fantasy world with a bunch of other cartoons

that have no souls, no lives, and nothing, while her body rots away and her family is in shambles. No, it's not, like, they couldn't even To think about it, right? She had died, you know, this had been like, I guess the monolith had been in for a while, right?

They didn't even bury Verso because they were so fucked up over this. They were so fucked up over this, they didn't have a burial for the guy. 60, 70, yeah, it's not a good question. This is proof how the good game is? We can sit here and argue about this all day. Yes.

You're wrong. about the no souls thing? No, I'm not. I'm not wrong about it at all. There is an unequivocal reality. There is no universe in which a video game character has a soul. It doesn't exist, right? Everybody acknowledges this, that's it. And I would even say that like, yeah, you could say nobody has a soul. That's a good argument. We can say that. But I can guarantee you if they don't, if we don't, They definitely don't. So that's it. Huckin' Versa's death be 16 years and past if Mayo was present during the fire.

Well, I don't know about the timeline, right? But what I'm saying is they didn't even have a funeral until after this was over. You know, I bet? They leave a piece of their souls in the canvas. That sounds like, uh, it sounds like bullshit to me. It sounds like hippie-dippy bullshit to me. Yeah, that's, yeah, that sounds like some fucking bullshit. Verso did?

uh yeah but like okay so then if the soul okay so so wait a minute so if they leave a piece of their soul inside of it but there's no pieces of the other people inside of it besides the painter that means that the people

inside of the painting are just nothing literally nothing because they've created a dichotomy there so it's just nothing they're just it's a cartoon It's a stick figure. And so if the soul, and also then you ask the question, right?

So if part of his soul does exist in this universe, is it a moral and ethical thing to lock it inside of this painting? No, it's not. And it would be different. The ending would be more controversial if Verso didn't want to die. But he did. So it's not controversial at all. It's completely one-dimensional.

He chose to die for her twice in the fire and in the painting. I disagree it's not real. Who knows where our universe was created? How does it make any less real? Because we're operating under our best assumptions. They're operating intentionally against a lie. They know it's a lie. We don't know it's a lie.

Verso's soul is continuously painted. the world and the the world and all the lives in the world? Yes, of course. She would have made her actual brother's sacrifice in vain as she dies in the end? Yes, exactly. Sir Verso was just as right as Renoir?

Yes. Verso and Renoir were completely right. That's right. They were. 100%. It's, in my opinion, there is no other way. way to see this. So what happens now? So I load the game. Okay, so I, all right, so I,

it's, it's this situation, right? So like, I can, now I can go and do whatever I want. Oh, new game plus. Well, I don't want to do new game plus. I haven't even beaten the game. Boss is dead, even if you go walk in. Yeah. Okay, so upgrade attributes. Can, can I level these people up? Yes, I can. give them all agility because I feel like they always like we're losing turns in a lot of these rounds. We're going to get we're going to do big agility here okay. Big dick agility. So yes, uh, absolutely. Simon Pepe left. I don't know who the fuck Simon is. And also where's my fucking upgrade? I don't have a single grandiose chroma catalyst. Fuck. Okay, well we're going to find one, all right. And so we're going to go back to the continent and that's going to be it. Sprague first.

You're right. We're gonna beat his fucking ass. Where's that stupid fucking piece of shit? Where's this bitch ass? Do Clea quest? No, we're gonna kill Fat Boy, and then we're gonna do Lunase quest. Which is the important part of... That's the most important part of the game. Okay. Let me land.

And let me dismount. I'm gonna loot this. That way, this will save, right? I'm assuming that we'll save, right? That saves, right, by looting? No? Okay, well, all right, we'll just save like this. Give me a minute. We're gonna kill his ass.

It saves after every combat. Wait, wait, where's everybody else? Wait. Wait, what? Wait, I'm all by myself. Uh, no, this is awkward? Who is there anyone special you'd want my ale to bring back? You've been around for a hundred years.

Anyone you miss? Yeah. One person. Who is it? And all the expeditions I traveled with. You'd be nice to tell them. Yeah? Yes.

And to explain... Equip the party? Things I never got a chance to explain. Ooh. Okay. So I just have to... equip them as a party? How do I add the party? Oh. Okay, that was easy.

I didn't know you could do that. I'm getting quite tired of people telling me to go home. So please. No more. As you wish. They're counting on me. I won't abandon them. And I refuse to abandon you. Spend time with my...

Wait, what? Help her find Alicia. Okay, right, right, right, okay. What? Huh? Um. Are you troubled, Mon ami? What's this?

When we first met, what did you mean by my terrible swimmer friend? Uh-oh. Mm-hmm. I didn't say that. Uh-oh. I remember it quite weird. Eschia is lying.

The second time. Oh, what? What? Yeah. Sorry, I'm, I'm quite lost. Well, you jumped on him whenever you tried to escape from the guy, uh, from the guy, right? Oh, yeah. Wait, no, never mind.

It's fun. What do you mean by second time? Wait, one. First means number one. Second means number two. Yes, I understand that. Yeah? So, was I, was I swimming the first time we met?

Oh, he rescued her whenever she was going to drown. Yes, I'm swimming and that's dangerous. Damn. It was you. Saved me. Back then. Damn. Wait, but...

So. far away. Yeah. I heard you, so I came. Okay. I see. Yeah, it makes perfect sense now. Oh, ho.

I, um, thank you. Damn. Tears again. I guess I do. That's what they do. Versal likes crying too. Damn! Yes, I, I know.

You were looking... Tough subject. No. But... ...but... ...and me... ... Oh.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. But I always find them again. You will find them again too. You're the best. One am me. Man. How nice.

Damn, I didn't even know that shit was gonna happen. I had no idea I was even a thing. Okay. Okay. Well, damn. All right. Let's go back over to here and then we'll write in a journal. Dear journal, I... writing in Goody John's journal to honor his memory. She writes about everything, a painter, Celine Renoir, no matter what happens, the truth will be written somewhere. She's sure that when she brings the apprentices back, they'll all want to read this story. Damn. Damn. So these fakes?

Uh, yeah, they all fakes, bro, but like, it's okay because if, uh, yeah, okay, all right, all right, all right. So we're gonna, we're gonna go try and beat, beat this guy. All right, now we're gonna beat him. Now we beat his ass. Alright, we're still in the game, boys, let's go! Let's go! That's right! She's gonna sew him! It doesn't matter. We're gonna beat his fucking ass.

Alright, we're gonna one shot him right here. Let's do it. This isn't looking good, guys. This isn't looking good at all. This is looking really bad. I'm not taking any risks. I'm gonna just beat his fucking ass right now. Okay.

fucking ass. Okay, we're gonna get, let me try and get a fucking mark on him. I can't get a mark on them. Fuck. Okay. Come on, crit, please. Please. Shit, why isn't it doing any damage? Why am I not doing any damage? Okay. I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing right now. This is, this, this is, yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna totally get them here. Okay. All right. This time we're gonna, we're gonna, do big damage on them, all right? Here we go. Yes! It's fine. I knew I was gonna fuck it up. I let myself die. I wanted that to happen. I know you might not believe me, but I wanted, actually, I wanted to die there. Get Triple Shield picked those first? No, I need to be

triple non-fucking retarded pick those first. It's fucking easy. This is an easy boss. The reason why I'm dying is I'm making mistakes and being bad. That's the problem. See? I didn't fuck up that time. Everything was fine. See that? And now we're going to big dick them.

See that? That's a big number. We like that number. I'll do this. I get another turn. See that? Always big dick. Always big dick.

Always. Okay. Um, so, yeah. So I have to get her gradient points up too. Watch, you're gonna try and do some bullshit. It doesn't matter. We're just gonna dodge. We're just gonna dodge.

See that? I told you we're just gonna dodge. It's literally that easy. We just dodge. Now we do an auto attack. That's carve a path. Now what we do, I don't know what to do. I think this is gonna have to take two turns.

Because steeled strike, No, he's not on Asteroen. He's not on Asteroen. I'm going to take him up to Asteroank right now. He's going all the way up to Asteroang. Watch this. Okay? Um,

I think how we're going to handle this. I'm planning. I'm planning, I'm planning and I'm thinking. Yes. Big Dick. Big Dick. We don't get God.

Let's go. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's time. Fuck you bitch Jesus Okay That's call the pot

Shoot the lamp Now she has the thing We're about to delete this bitch He is going in the motherfucking dirt Dead Let's get it Let's get it Get the fuck out of my life

That's right That's right Oh Two Millie. Always play twice in a row. That's a... Grandioso! It was one of her first creations. And now it's dead. That's right. Can be used at camp to upgrade weapons up to level. Wait.

Wait, what did that say? Oh my God. Well, first thing is we want to make sure that... So for who we want to give this to, we want to give this to... fucking... we want to take this. away and then we're going to give him cheater. All right? And then we're going to look at the luminos. How many does cheater cost?

Probably like a million, right? 40. That's actually cheap, bro. That's cheap. Okay. So, I think we don't really give a fuck about this increased damage on the first hit. Like, we really don't give a fuck about this. We're going to get rid of this. We're going to put Immaculate in.

Okay. And now Verso has fucking, like, how many turns does Verso have? You know what the answer to that is? Yes. What? Two turn. Oh. Oh.

He's getting the other one. Use a better weapon on Verso. Let me kill them and I'm going to get my... I'm going to just... Move on from Delisium. All right, we're going to look at all the weapons after this, all right? Wait, why not dead? There, okay, good.

Okay. Kill the dragon. Give me a minute, all right? Now, let me go to the camp. Okay. Basic attack generates two stains. This is garbage. Generate a random stain on a free aim shot.

This is the same thing. Trombidem is better. This one's better. This is a better one if I'm going to use this. 50%. You need Kraylim? I don't have Kraylum. The fuck is Kraylum.

30% break damage per Earth. I don't care about that. That's dumb. That's dumb. The dark stains count as any stain. You need Kralem? I don't know where the fuck that is. I feel like this is obviously better.

Because like plus one AP when stains are convinced. This is only one bonus AP. I originally thought that there was like base attack. This is garbage, right? Whereas aim shots dealing damage to additional targets is big dick. Doing more damage is big dick. Just give it. Trebyshev is the best one?

Is it really? Like I really don't think so. I'll grab back. AP for free and like, nah, no, I don't, just give me a minute. Okay. Um, let's just do this.

Okay, so, this is garbage. Switch to S rank on brake. Also garbage. This is garbage. Um, I think this is garbage. Rank can't be lower than C.

This would be really good. This would be right here. base attack consumes all shields I feel like that might be good against that dragon shit you know um let's just upgrade this for now like we're probably going to get a bunch of these right right we're gonna get bunches

yeah so who cares so let's just do it and this is the easy decision okay and esterating scats steal better than might so keep that in mind there's a forest

above you? No, no, we gotta go, um, that's not what matters. Um, here's what really matters. Um, where is Mayel's quest line? Or not, no, who cares about her? Uh, more important, um, the hot one. Lunei's quest line. It's buying the monolith? Okay. Yeah, yeah, it's over there. Because we don't want to fuck with him. We're not trying to fuck with him. He's an asshole. We're not ready for him. He's a dick sucker. Wait, there's even stuff over heater? Oh my god. Bro, what the fuck? There's more game after the game than the game.

What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What? That's it? Fuck! He's not even doing any damn! Put him back in this. No.

16,000? What do you mean 16,000? What are you talking about 16,000 for? Bro, fuck this fat bitch. Never mind, I'm still in the game. Hey, yo, yo, don't count me out. Don't count me out. That's right.

You're out, match. This is, it's so over. It's so over. Um, no. No. Okay. No. All right. But we're still in the game. We're still in the game. Y'all don't realize, but we're still in the game right now. Now, to be fair, if we take one more hit, we are not in the game anymore. They're already capped out, so there's no reason to even try to push.

There's no reason to. Okay. Um, okay. Why does it not get the mark? Yes! Wait, it doesn't even do anything. Gross flowers. Wait, what the fuck do you mean? Gross flowers. Okay. Grading attack. You can't... Yes!

Big dick in time. He's going into dirt now. That's it? He's only half? How's this possible? This shouldn't even be allowed. What? This is bullshit.

We gotta revive somebody else. She's not even gonna do anything. Okay. Skills. So, let's right. We're putting it back in attack mode. All right. Now she's back in attack mode.

I'm gonna be real. He's already half. He's fucking half. We're not out of the fucking game. Like, we're beating his fucking ass. He's getting dickhole smashed. Don't get me wrong. You can do this?

I probably can. But we're gonna do what we can. You know what? Fuck this. We're doing steeled strike. Prepare for oblivion. Coming. No flowers,

no more. No more, you understand that? We're tired of your fucking flowers. If I swift stride, does that maintain me inside of, uh... No? Okay. All right, then I have to last chance it. I have to last chance it.

Any hit Insta kills me anyway, so it doesn't matter. Okay. There it is. Come on bitch Die bitch die bitch Yes I could We're gonna try to get it well I mean I we did we did really well there honestly like choke I did I choked out

I did I choke like I mean it was not even a choke I just made a mistake like that's all I just made a mistake Um okay so fuck that number one Uh so let's go over this one The jumps get me every time I mean I made one mistake on a jump. I mean, it's just, no, two, two mistakes. It's just what happens, right? I mean, fuck-ups happen. I make a lot, I do a lot of fuck-ups. I'm really good at fucking up. It's impressive, actually, how good I am at fucking up. I'm a professional of fucking up. So, where, okay, more importantly, who cares?

Where the fuck do I need to go to do Lune's quest? We're going to figure this at. out. It's certainly not in here. It says there's an island, right? Right there? The back door? It's gotta be a meme, right? Oh shit. Care for a good deal. An outfit for CL? I guess I'll buy that. Celine's dress. You have to go inside of her dress. What the fuck? The 46 are nearby. Okay, here we go. Yeah, but getting to them might be tricky. No, it's not right there.

When is it not? It's right there. What do you mean? Will they upgrade? Oh, we're gonna get more agility. I feel like agility is a big dick situation. Do you guys agree with that? Agility?

Yeah, no? Okay, no, but literally everyone thinks I'm wrong. Okay. Yeah, well we're doing it anyway. Oh, let me rest too. This is the most important part of the game. The gate does not budge. According to Verso, Passes to Our Lines, the Trail of Exhibition 46. Trail of Expedition 46. Luna's parents' expedition.

Look around. There's nothing around that could help open the door. Luna studies the door. Maybe she should try. Destroying it with fire. That's an intense focus. Uneigh, unleashed a powerful wave of fire. Yeah, I...

Playing music. Sondes a guitar. Fingers her eyes. Closes her eyes and plays a song of longing. The door resonates to the music. With a sad smile, Lune loses herself fully in the melody. The valley dances to the sound of the strings.

As the last haunting notes fade into silence the gate opens. That's it. Wait, fuck that... My parents. No. It's Amalie and Christoph. They used to come by our house for dinner. Damn. I'm sorry.

They were good people. Their journal must be around here. What the fuck is all this? Who the fuck is this asshole? What the fuck do you want? Hello? Cosmic Gassondo. Fuck you.

Big dick on him. Watch this. Watch this. We're putting him in the dirt right now. We're gonna put him in the dirt right now. He's done. He's done. That's one.

That's two. You're done. Wait, what? Huh? A million experience. What the fuck? And I got... Holy shit!

Use that Coralim? Coralim. There's no critical strike chance for 10x for Stile Increased down sheets consecutive turn without taking damage, second of five turns. Is that good? No free aim stands though? Yeah, I feel like that's not even really that good.

I mean, like it's all right. I mean, I guess like, okay, so, so like, I know when this will be good. when this will be good, it will be good whenever I can get the second turn on her. Because then I can activate that and then do the elemental genesis with full fucking full power, right? Oh shit, this is it. Damn. Expedition 46, Anali. Brigitte finally succumbed to her infection. She fought off that blasted Neverum for four days and four nights, saving the rest of us.

But it gashed her badly. Toward the end. She seemed almost peaceful. She said not to worry. Dr. Lune will finish their work. Damn. You okay? Let's head back to camp. Okay, all right.

All right, now we get to hook up with her. With the cheer picture. True. Elin Tricin Genesis? Yeah, exactly, right? Boy, like, how do you get the 100% crit? At the beginning, though. How do you do that? with picdos

three active critical percentage Pictos with high crit rate Okay You need a picto with crit Okay Throw it easy to get 100% crit rate I didn't even know I don't know anything

As they arrive at camp Verso sees that Luna has a lot on our mind He invites her to talk away from the other Alright boys here we go Bro we this has been so long Everything we did Okay finally was about the Patrice it was a constant harm in the background this worry this

responsibility just always there always there was no relief never even when I sleep it's still there like a breath I can never release that's a lot of pressure yeah Damn. It also shows how much faith she had in you. Okay, alright, here we go. That's one way to look at it. That's so true.

And the other way? My only value to them. Not as a daughter, but as a backup plan. For their legacy. Damn. You really believe that. They always said at the end of the game, there are no points for effort.

Kind of base, to be honest. If you hated so much, why continue their work at all? I don't know. Maybe because I still hear their voices in my head. And running away won't silence them. They're dead. The voices aren't theirs. They're yours.

See? He knows. Bro, he knows, because he's a... He's a... bitch. You will. I'm in a... You're in a picture, okay? Even if they were alive, the voices in your head, the voices you listen to have to be your own.

Yeah. Is that how it works for you? Getting there. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Mm-hmm. The share a commiserating smile. They understand each other. Luna impulsively kisses Verso on the cheek,

caught off guard, Verso smiles at her, a question in his eyes, laughing and returned to others. Okay. All right. It's strange watching her. Myel. She has the power to remake our world. I think we saw this.

Okay. All right. Verso approaches Linnea as she writes in her notebook. What are you writing this time? War note on neverons. No. Theories on axons then or observations of flora and fauna. Oh. Keep guessing.

Uh-oh. I saw you interview Minoko earlier, so a treatise on gestural behavior. True. Oh, so close. Yeah. It's about me, isn't it? The strange and shattered life of Verso desault. That's a mouthful.

Wow. Well. She didn't say no. Bro, she didn't say no. Come on. You're smiling, sir. It must be good. Well, if you must know, I'm working on a song.

A song? A song. My parents said music was frivolous. Right. You know what? What? The voices we listen to you have to be our own. That's what he told her.

And I decided to be a little selfish with my time. Our problems will still be there in the morning. Funny thing about that. Play me a song. Actually, I was thinking we could work on it together. Bro, bro. See? Guys, see?

This is why we did the entire quest line. This has taken, this has been like, what, a 25-hour play-through. Stay up with me tonight. Help me with my song. Sure, I'd love to help you with your quote song. Nice. Sure. I'd love to help you with the...

Fucking, finally. Let's go find a comfortable place to compose then. Versa and Lunei walk into the woods together away from camp. They spend a few hours together, which Lune really needed to release some frustration. Relationship level increased. Easiest game of my fucking life. Finally. Wow.

After I do what you're doing, they sat for a while and composed music together. See how smiles at them as they return back to camp. She knows. Lune understands the world and herself. See, yeah. Oh, does she get a bonus attack? Skybreak? What the fuck is skybreak? Okay. What will you do when this is all over? I'm having trouble imagining you.

living a normal life in the air yeah yeah I'm not sure I can live in a city anymore see how cooked no no she gonna get her husband back right since we mere mortals can't leave this canvas my L has kindly offered to paint the outside world for me damn so I can see do you mean a painting inside this painting oh shit we in that we we need that inception game now oh fuck Damn. When this is all over, yes, she doesn't know. Inverse with CL? No, no. C.L is all right, but Lune was the, this was the canon decision.

Uh, by the way, I just made that up. I have no, I have no idea whether that's actually true or not. It's probably not true. But I just made it up. Do the mail quest line? You're right. Where is it? Uh... Which one is it? Is it? Uh, which one is it? Is it? Uh, I guess. we'll just go over to we'll go over to the other one right left is it this one here okay we're gonna go there so we turn around we go this way esk is the best romance actually true so true i just feel good that we killed that that that piece of shit in the water like that was so

annoying man like that took forever sprang yeah i'm feeling very good about that Oh shit is this it the reacher go to dark shores so let me do this right now fucking idiot if I retired over there Oh shit I got a cutscene out of this another axon How did it get so large she wasn't always this tool as she's obsessed with reaching the stars her and his parables Oh Never paints just to paint.

Everything has to have layers and layers of meaning and purpose. Everything's a lesson. Hmm. Hmm. What's the lesson with this one? Lizzie. Totally fucking nuts. My sister's at the top.

Totally nuts, though. And Papa knows I have vertigo. Male paints just to paint? No, bro. She, uh, is it, you gotta keep in mind. She is a delusional 16-year-old girl. You should not take anything that she says or does seriously at all. Like, it is no way, like, you don't need to be thinking about it.

Like, yeah, it is literally a delusional 60. Like, I'm just, I'm just being honest, right? Technically she's 32. Rasp the sky. I hate climbing. No, you don't understand. See in the story, she's actually a 900.

year old dragon. Yeah, I know she looks nine, but no, no, but she's mature. Guys, you don't understand. No, just because you don't understand. No, that's not what, no, it's not what it looks like. Okay, let's go. Wait, what's this? Who are these fat bitches? What are these, what these fat hoes want? Get the fuck out of you. We'll see. Fuck you. Don't forget you can break those painted walls. Yeah, I know, I figured I'd do these first. Damn, bro, like, it's really crazy how good I am at this game. I really, sometimes I really impress myself on my level of skill and ability to succeed and overcome adversity.

Yep. Try phantom slash with Mayo. I have a phantom Glock, so I don't think I need that. Yeah, the phantom Glock works really well. And before we go over there, we have to kill this thing here. Not until Simon. I don't know who the fuck Simon is. I hear he's a really hard boss.

It might take me a couple more days to get to him, especially if he's very challenging. But we'll beat him. He's easy. Everything's going to be easy whenever I get all my points and I level up. All right, that was nothing. I jump down. You're going to die for sure.

Have you fight the mind goblin? Shut the fuck up. shut the hell up what the hell are you talking about i'll go over here is it this one is the other one the d's yeah nice try guys francois is a real final boss yeah uh uh oh i see do go grow yeah no i probably should go do that but i want to do this right now what's up fat bitch He's dead. Watch this, watch, watch, watch, walk, walk. Get out of here. Get out of my wife.

Nice. Are they trying to fix things or break things? She who grasps the sky, they're jealous. They wish to destroy her work. Oh shit, there it is. Her back to the ground. Is this parts of the parable? Uh-huh.

Everything is. Damn. Golgur will still own him. You guys think I won't be able to beat Golgr? Why not? Like, can you just, don't you just beat her? Consume one AP to prevent status effects application if possible. That doesn't matter.

I mean, that's really good, but it's just like, like the best way to prevent status effects is to not take damage. That's one thing I've learned by playing this game over time. Because you don't use first strike. I don't need to. Damn, that one took a lot of shots. There's a lot of these guys, huh? I wonder what they do.

So how does New Game Plus in this game work? Are the mobs stronger? And also, if you beat New Game Plus, does it get stronger? Like, you know, like New Game Plus 2 is harder, like, more tanking? Okay. So it is how it works. Damn, bro. We got to go all the way up.

Wait, are you kidding me? This place is fucking massive. They double HP. Up to New Game Plus 5. more experienced though do you um do you start at uh um do you start at level one no okay so it's it all right no you keep everything oh wow yeah um metaphor was like that too actually the uh regicide mode because like uh you could just equip your weapons from the in game and you could just do whatever the fuck Damn.

This place is fucking massive. I'm going to take a break here. And we're going to finish this tomorrow. We're going to do this area. We're going to do some of the other areas too. New Game Plus is very easy. Yeah. You lose relationships.

That just means you have a chance to get them again. The bad ending is the superior one dramatically. You know, like the story line to movies and sit in our head a couple of days with sad endings. Not really. I mean, like, I feel like, you know, like Lord of the Rings is a good ending. I think about that every day. That's been... That's been 20 years, so like, no, I don't agree about.

Bullshit. It's fake. Verso was the fitting ending. Well, it was the real ending. The other one, those were bullshit endings. I wonder, like, what exactly I'm going to do with all my, my points and everything. I have no idea. The good ending is sad. Yeah.

Verso was my canon ending. Verso was the canon ending. It wasn't your canon. It was the canon ending. It was the obvious ending of the storm. Build your characters? I have. My characters are perfect.

Their stats are perfect. Versa's ending kills an entire civilization. Yeah, so does yours whenever you uninstall a video game. Fucking retard. Idiot. Idiot, dumbass. So dumb. Literally the dumbest person ever.

Actually the dumbest person. So dumb. Mail brings one back just so you can kill me again. Yeah. But yeah, I'm glad I finish the story. I'll play more of this tomorrow too so I can finish all the rest of the The content the secondary stuff and everything