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Episode Date: February 2, 2026

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You know what the first thing I'm going to do is? I'm going to kill the boss. They want to make characters that look like you? That's actually a good question. I don't know. I have to look and see. Okay, where the fuck is he? Okay, he's over this one.

He's tough, two phases. I'm going to give it a couple of attempts, and then I'll probably just go back and do the quests. All right. I don't have any heels. Wait a minute. How do I change my heels again? Uh, yeah. Okay. All right. Now I have four heels. All right, we're good.

Okay. Um, I don't know if I should use the sword or the big sword. We're gonna use the little sword, okay? All right. What the fuck? All right. I don't know why I didn't move out of that. It's a mistake. Okay? I'm gonna have to heal. Got him, got him, got him. All right, all right, there we go. Okay. Got him. All right, phase one is down. Why is he hitting you? No, it's okay. Beat the drum three times to rally the troops.

Okay. Now I've got to kill these two cocksuckers. Let me heal. Okay? I'm really scared. All right? That's one down. I'm assuming the boss is going to come out after this and I just save it to why I have my cool down out. Okay.

All right, let's do it. I don't know how I parried that by I did. Jesus Christ. Okay. All right, I'm out of heels. I got to beat him here. Wow. I can't dodge that one.

I don't know how to dodge that. Okay, there it is. I got it. Oh my fucking God! Are you kidding me? Oh! Such a good start? I don't think it was. I think that was decent, but it was not great.

Your perks are for newbies? I don't know if they are or not. That was a mistake. I shouldn't have done that. Shit. Okay. Reset? No, I'm only going to reset if I... If I take, if I have to heal more than once.

Okay. All right. We're just gonna do it. We're gonna do it live. I'm locked in. I got animation locked. Fool me once. Fuck, I read chat.

Got him. All right. First phase down. Maybe I should do this. No, it's not. No, I can't do that. I take too much damage. As much as I want to, I just, I just can't risk it.

I'm just debating what to do. I'm gonna heal now. Okay. I have to get them off the wall. Um... Okay. Let's do it. I'm not gonna choke.

I will not choke. Suck my fucking dick. Got it. Oh. Oh, man. Got his ass. That's right. Holy shit.

Oh, level are you on level 20. Get out of here, bitch. Fuck you. Didn't they say it was hard? I mean, I mean, it was relatively challenging fight. I mean, it wasn't super hard. But yeah, it was all right.

Yeah, level 30 is the cap right now? Wait, really? Can I do that right now? Where I get my level at? Legendary difficulty. Okay, so I got this. Oh, money, money, money, money, money, money, money. Give me money, give me money, give me money.

Give me money. Give me money. Give me that. I want that. Give me money. else besides this what's this and that was also that was after he reset too okay so how so they say I can level up again right how do I level up again quest oh shit I can break through right now oh shit okay let me go over here I don't know if I get a

recharge or not but let me go over here I'll do it it's two day yeah I see that we're gonna do it now but I've got to go over here and get the uh go to the stone. Is this an MMO? It can be played. Oh fuck. Um, okay, I'm almost out of health. There it is. Okay, that was dumb. Get out of here, bitch! That's right. I had to lock in for that one. Okay, and let me go. I get my stuff back, right? Okay, good. I'm recharged. All right, let's do it. Level 30. Big dick. This is gonna be me right here. We aren't using your one, two, three. My what?

All right, let's do this. Breakthrough challenge. Let's break through. I'm ready to break through. Let's go. Where's the guys? There is. What's up, bitch?

Oh, what's going on? Oh, what's this? You mad? No, no, no, no, no. Get out of here, bitch. No, no, no. Not today. A Matrix them?

Yeah, bro, I killed them real quick. All right, next. Who's fat boy looking on my side? I got fat boy behind me. I can hear him. I can hear how fat he is. I try to do something else. All right, let's do it.

Come here, fat boy. Come here, porky. What's going on? What's wrong? Nope. Fat gets destroyed. Oh, there it is. Get him out of here.

Last stage. Let's get it. What's wrong? Oh, he's dead. What are you doing shooting at me, bitch? What? Oh, I can't, I can't. Get over there, go over there, bro.

One more. What? What's wrong? There it is. Animation lock myself, that way I wasn't going to be able to hit. What? I'm not sure how he moves. What?

Try and do some fire shit on me, huh? How about that? You a dick sucker? Get out of my life! I can't see him. Had to use the force. What? What?

What. What? What? What? What, bitch? What bitch? Get out of my life. That's right?

Maximum level. Easiest game ever. Look at that. Did you try multiplayer yet? No, I haven't. So I did like 20 quests. And you're telling me that I only got to level 21? But I thought said I had a bunch of experience.

Spirion stored. Did I really only get two levels off stream? I thought I was gonna instantly It's one level per quest is wait you get it slowly? Okay, but because I did like 20 things yesterday Like I feel like I should be level 30 right now. I feel I should be level 30 right now I don't know why I'm not level 30 right now. Let me look right now. Let me look at my gear Okay, so we get so this one you look at uh 34 30 okay this one's bigger all right um 11 19 okay this is bigger bo weakness hit damage uh this is bigger uh let's see here all right this one's way better this another number is bigger the hat if you look at the new hat this is the new

hat the old hat this hat's bigger yeah you look at another bigger hat yeah there it is Wait, where's my weapon? I didn't get a new weapon? That's it? Fuck! What difficulty is this? It's the hardest difficulty. Like, what...

It's called legend or something like that? Okay, so I gotta go do the quest. I gotta go do the quest. Where's the quest? Okay, so quest, it says, I gotta do this. Track quest. I gotta go there. Wait, I got, just wait till Z hour.

What the hell is Z hour? The fuck is Z hour Is it Z hour right now? Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, guys That's right That's right They can do that Wait, these guys are level 25

Oh shit Okay, let me see if I can get it Let me see if I can do this Can I, is there a waiting function in this game Where like I can just wait for a period of time? Yes, okay, how does I do it? Where is it? Press escape.

Okay. Compandium. Compandium. Clock on the right? Okay. Uh, Z hour. Alright. I don't know what the hell this is.

Like, this is like Chinese clocks. Hello? Is that you again? Okay. I gotta get this guy out of the well. It's rat hour? Not yet. Damn, what are these ducks doing?

We all doing? Relax. Okay, I can do that quest. Uh, Where do I need to even go? I guess I can just do... Yeah, I might as well just go over there now, right? Yeah, I might as well just go buy it.

Get your ducks in a row? Oh shit, they are in a row. You're right. Get a portion of brazed pork belly slices. Okay, I gotta go over there. I'm mad. I didn't get all my experience back, man. All right, where's this dumb bitch?

Let me have a taste. Sorry, but all the house regulars? Wait, what? Oh, okay, I can just make this. Okay, so did... Did she get it? Okay, I got it. Wait till Z hour again?

Okay, well, it already is Z hour, so it should be fine. I can go turn this in again. Oh, I forgot I don't need to go to a teleport or to teleport. I usually just assume that you have to do that. Remember to press H for the Mystic skills? What the hell is that? Oh, this? Oh, bro, like...

Okay. Yeah, I haven't really used those a whole lot. Wait till... Wait, wait, what? Did it already check? change? What the fuck? Damn, I gotta go all the way again?

Oh my God. This guy's so picky. This is annoying. You should use them in combat? They do a lot of damage. Maybe I should try it. You should do any gotcha pulls? Delicious.

I mean, this, okay, good. All right. Now, can this guy just, like, let me complete the quest now? Yeah, I can do the gotcha pulls. I'll do one ten pole, okay? It's like an old pith of clothing that you never wear. Okay, I'm not going to do it. that right now. All right, give me a minute. I use a bathroom real quick before I do it. And then we

will try it out. I don't know what this is going to be like. Now, what do you guys think the odds are that I'm just going to get the legendary appearance on my first attempt? I'll tell you what the odds are. It's 100%. It's going to happen. All right, who's ready? Do not remind me today. Watch this. This is the first time I've ever done the gotcha in this game before. Purple? What the hell is this? Shadow puppetry? Why do I want this this this stupid two-demand? What the fuck? I'm gonna do it again. No, I do it again. Do one more. Do one more. I don't know what to do, guys. Um, I'll do one more. I'll do one more. It's fine. I've only gotten one purple. Like, I'm actually so unlucky. This is insane. I got a deck, a crane porcelain. What the fuck is this? A buff talism? What the fuck is a buff talisman?

Food? I've got to be level 41 for this. Level two medicine. This is so dumb, bro. This game. Ten draw. I know. I know.

What did I get? Velvet shade. This is, wait, fireworks? Wait, I can use fire. Okay, I want to try and use them. Wait a minute. Okay, how do I use it? Bag? Where's my bullshit?

Where my bullshit? Where's it at? Where's it at? What? How much does this cost to you? Thousands of dollars. Quick use? All right, this had better be good.

We're going to light this bitch up right now. Good job. That was cool. Where'd it go? Can't pick it back up. No, it's gone. It's gone. I...

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right. I'll do, I'll do two more. I'll do two more than I have to stop myself. Two more, I'm done. One more, actually. Draw reward available.

What the fuck is this? Okay. God. Another vase? Wait, and the purple one was the fire. I mean, to be fair, it was kind of cool. But like, God, damn. Another vet.

Yeah, dude, what the hell is going on here? It's not intrusive and optional? No, no, it's okay, guys. It's totally fine. All right, we're going to do one more again. Let's go. Oh, what's this? Oh, wait a...

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, that looks kind of cool. Okay, we'll do one more. Do one more. One more. Oh.

No, no, I didn't mean to do that. Okay. I accidentally did it again I hit the wrong button but now I'm out of money wait, did I just wait? How much? Did I just waste $100? I just wasted $100, bro.

Trust go again. Maybe I get higher level. I don't get high level. May I'll do better. 70 more? No, no, it's okay, guys. Okay. Oh, whoa. But I got this though, right? Damn. We'll get all this stuff I got That's pretty good

And so they even give you special rewards for doing For doing polls Wow Now where's my fucking What's my fucking quest? Okay, where's the main story? Where is this bitch? There she is. Let's go.

Oh, go over there. Try on the clothes. You want me to try it? Okay. So this is what I have right now. Okay, um, appearance. Wait, what? I thought I... What? But I thought I just got the thing. Where'd it go?

Open it, my inventory. Wait, what? Here, get the fuck at... What's this gay shit? What's this gay shit? This is the coolest guy? Damn. That does look...

Didn't that one guy in one piece have three of them? Okay, how do I get this? How do I get this? All right, all right, that looks fucking, all right, that looks fucking badass, bro. Like, where do you get this? Okay, so, uh, customs, sir, how, how I get it? How I get it, bro, like, yeah. Or, like, this is, dude, this is so cool.

That's badass. I love it. The Dark Raven shit, yeah, that's really, really cool. Okay, let me, but before I do that, So you guys said I have it? How do I know that I have it? Where is it? Space?

That just made me dodge. I mean, it's in bags? No. Appearance? No. Wardrobe? Where the hell is that? Uh...

Collection. Dude, there's too many fucking menus. There's 50 fucking menus. Holy shit. Like you guys need to understand Like this shit This is too complicated bro Like it's what actually I don't want to look like this

Okay no not in the shop I actually have to figure this out right now How do I do it? I want to figure it out right now Appearance Okay Okay I'm on appearance I'm on appearance Collection

Sets It's not there Top right It's not there It's not there Top right. Oh, wait, what? Collection. Collection reward? No? I don't get it.

Now does it work? What the hell? Shirt tab, bro? I tried that. Oh, I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it. Holy shit! And I have a shield! Oh, fuck yeah! Nice! Okay, let's go.

Ooh, what's this? What's this? What's this? Box? for me. Uh, you entered the quest area. Inspect the zone. Okay, I need to inspect. Okay, that didn't do anything. Oh, here it is. A willow blade. ...and so sharp. Since when did she mess with these things? And spirit money? Have that cloth homeless look? Yeah. Okay. Damn, it's broken.

Half a mirror, a broken mirror. Reunited. It can't mean Chu and on Han are... Damn. Is she a ho? Is that it? What's this? So this is Han Sung-Sung-Soon's room.

It's you. How long have you been following me? No, you only let me think I escaped. It's too late to be clever now. Where did Hong-sung-soon go? Damn. Damn. Well, I mean, isn't this guy like super powerful?

Couldn't you just like kill all of them in like one second? So pick up the wooden board to block incoming arrows. What's your business with on Han? Pick up shield, okay, all right, I got it. What? That was me. I did that. Yep, I was right clicking.

I was, guys. This guy's pretty powerful. Come up. What do you mean come up? Oh, he can just jump 20 feet in the air. Okay. Of course. Why'd the why'd the house not get caught on fire? Oh bitch! Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this.

Bope. There it is. Oh, let me actually use this. I want to use the sword. What's going on? What's up it? Dude, this guy is super powerful. What the fuck? Where did all these people even come from? I almost lost my life. A few clueless minions and you almost lost your life. You know them? Damn, he's talking shit. Oh, he's calling him a bitch.

I'll call him a bitch. Oh. Setting terms with me. You're still too wet behind the ears. Damn, he calling him a bitch. You coming or not, kid? Ron Han. I'll follow this villain for now.

Is he, is he actually a bad guy? I feel like he's all right. He's not that bad. Uh-oh. Oh shit, that guy's still alive. The fuck, man. Oh shit. Now we gotta track him. So does this mean I level up now? Yeah.

Track the swordsman without being note. I wasn't reading. I, yeah, I just didn't read. Okay. There it is. Shut up, bitch. Who are they? You seem to know them well. You don't need to know.

Once I find Han-sung soon, we'll never see. Damn. We gotta be sneaky. Stay silent. What? Looks like they're heading for the wine cellar. Wait, did I fuck this up? The big Jung-Hu-Hodz? Did I fuck up? They didn't fuck up. Okay, we'll look around. Nothing in here.

Okay, let's get over this. I thought I did. There's a lot of shit in here, huh? Um... Okay, let's push it open with me. Okay, let's push it open. Let's go. Hold A&D. Okay, we did it.

Ugh. What is this, the Phantom Menace? I'm gonna fight Darth Mall. Okay. The door contraption must be nearby. Go find it. Okay. Find it.

Oh, the tables have turned. Why should I help you? Let's meet halfway. Be honest with me. honest with me share something will you blade leave if you want pop but mark my words you'll come crawling back begging from my help damn i feel like we should probably let him out he gonna yeah we probably should just let the guy out bro like yeah i mean like he wasn't like he did save us from those arrows right he's not really a bad dude all right oh

Free loot. What about this? Yeah, he's all right, bro. Like, I wouldn't even, yeah. Oh, it's fucking distracted me! Okay, all right, we gotta stay, we gotta stay focused. Oh, ooh, what's this? What's this? What's this? Free loot? Give me that loop. Give me that loot, bitch. Get out loot. That's for me. Okay, we're gonna look at the sides.

Okay. Door won't budge, but I hear noises on the other side. What do? What now? Should I go back and find blade? Why am I a girl? Yes, I could. I could. True heroes know when to bend the rules.

What? Alright. Back I go. Let Blade open this door. What? What? Guys, I... Oh.

Damn, that was close. Got it. I'm back. Did you find a way out? Changed your mind about frame me first? Yay. Hey, how do we get out of here? Well, look who's back.

That's right. At least I'm not a girl anymore. A few pointers. Solving contraptions is simple. Press, turn, pull, or yank. Find something heavy. Put it on that stone slab and let me out first. Okay.

What are you doggling for? Free me and I'll keep you safe down here. That's a promise. All right, that's obvious. Yeah, we gotta help. Just wait. Okay, so where do I need to... Don't tell me I got...

Okay. Wait for me, Blade. Okay, good. All right, let's get back to here. Lift. Oh. Wait. Do I have to carry this fucking thing all the way over?

Wait, I can just walk on this. Easiest game of my life. Take it to him? I know, I got it. I got it. So. Then stand on the other yourself. Hey, he.

Wow. Wow. Wow, look at me. I did that. I... What? Damn. He's that guy. He's that guy. I get it. I knew it this. How does he do it?

Maybe I can do it like him. Oh, you know what it probably was? This probably enabled the final things what does this mark even that's what it was keep it down they might be around here who's they just a pack of dogs who found their master oh if they're bold enough to go north they must have more men oh shit split up to hunt then I'm afraid if you know who they are just tell me you're looking for hunt too I keep me in the dark yeah true they're after Hong Song soon so that's how

problem why ask so many questions there after hong song soon so that's her problem why ask so many questions there's a little bit fucked up there's a lot of questions all right push it do we fight the boss now hello it's pizza hut it's easy to get lost around here okay jesus they just got dicked huh wait what wait what wait i got a flamethrower Um... How do I unflamethrower? Oh, okay. Those guys were pretty hard to kill.

Oh, about this? Okay, I guess we gotta go up here now. Wait, what's this box? I want that. I want that. I have to... Oh, I bad gotta go around to it. I gotta go around to it.

That's what it is. Ooh, I gotta rock. Wait, is this guy just killing everybody? This is where I get that chest. Go. It's a loopbox? Yeah, I know. This is gonna be a big loop situation. You're right? Go. What's this? Nothing. Ain't shit. See, I knew it. I knew it would be here. What did I get? So I got um, nothing. Okay, I got nothing. I received nothing. Uh, can I?

Okay, I gotta go around the other way. 10 green rocks I don't even know what the green rocks do I'll be real I've collected a lot of green rocks but I have no idea what green rocks do do I have to talk to the rock hello

oh okay I don't know why I didn't do that okay I can't go that way let's go the other way then you trade them for gotcha poles oh do I? Oh wow does martial arts do I go up here

the door doesn't bulge Ooh, is this a boss fight? This looks like a boss fight. This is a boss fight for sure. Yo, what up? Wait, why are these guys dead? Did he just kill him all? Um...

Maybe I'd go in through here. Push? Yeah. Why does he make me push the door? Follow him to the secret passage. Wait. But we were already here. What?

hole up was there anything down here that I needed to get I guess not right okay never mind yeah I didn't know push let's go move bitch ooh a box

give me the box whoa sleeping puppets wait sleeping puppets what hell is that give me the box talent points I have four

dual weapon skills Mystic skills Locked is on hit What the fuck? Do I get that? It's a grab break for PVP Okay, I don't really care about that

I think we're just going to keep going with the list Okay I need to get toxic HP damage I don't know what that is Oh that's four Well, I'm gonna be stuck at three for a while Okay, so, oh, I was here

Right, I forgot where I was at Boss skills, yeah, I'll figure it out See that? I'm a ninja Oh shit Wait, I have to get up there Okay Okay, all right, I think it's probably another way

Can you wear two swords now? I don't know I'm to go over this way And this should be where that thing is that I just lost, right? there is a bins there is a box right beyond this hole where is it I just got the box

he was right there was a box there yes I knew it I'm not getting any good loot though that's the problem I'm not getting any new weapons or anything like that let me just look around here

um um I uh fucking okay yeah I see where I need to go I didn't know You have a manual in your bag for a new weapon? No, I don't. Bag, gear.

What's this here? This is a handkerchief. I don't have shit. Secret manual? How to obtain? It's not it. I don't see it. It's fake. It's fake. He lie. He lying. He's lying. Well, wait. Wait. Shouldn't we go up the elevator lift first then?

Yeah, we should do this, right? Let's do this. No, that's, I didn't want to go down. Oh, I wanted to go down. Easiest box of my life. Should ban that guy? I think we should... Never mind.

I want to get banned. You meant to do that? I did. I did. I was trying to do that on purpose. Every mistake is intentional. I wonder if we're going to fight a boss here. I bet we are.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, watch this. Watch this. These guys are using the barrels is actually really satisfying. You know so much. You sure you don't have anything to do with these people. What people? Just corpses waiting for my blade. Oh, and how are they still walking around?

Okay, let's open this. Ooh, now I'm level 25. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Then we shouldn't have let the Han woman go. If she falls into their hands. everything's ruined what's your business with on with Han and shung anyway

she stole other secrets by any means necessary then broke her word and fled it's no wonder people want her dead we can't let them get the upper hand oh my god oh my god I'm oh no bro check the oh oh okay looks like just a few men I this is bad a few men a few men Look at the positions of those two on the roof. That's a defensive son's high formation. Uh-oh. Recklessly and they'll surround us. We'll be turtles in a pot.

Fish in a net. Turtle in a pot. So what's the plan? Kill the ones toward the back first so they can't form up. Otherwise, not even the gods could save us. Okay. Look for an opening. The wall is crumbled there.

We can sneak in first. If you're going in, go in bold. Why skok or out? like a coward go kill that horse by the wall you're one drinking kill the horse these things have to be taken care of don't want any liabilities what I got to kill the horse then find a way to kill one of them and we should be able to break through let's split up late damn he does get things done he's that guy grudge against Don Hahn family comes first sorry about this

Are we really just gonna kill the horse? Someone's broken in. Get me up. It's the killer blade. Catch him. Over there. He's trying to escape. Killer blade is escaping.

Oh. Who's escaping? Oh shit. Enter the ruined temple. Okay. So am I not supposed to help him? I feel like the last time I did this, it didn't work. Oh, they've got that stupid little girl in there.

Why's he got so much health? I don't like this. Equipped healing food depleted. Wait, what? No, it's not. Don't save her? Do you think we should let the kid die? Okay. That seems like a good idea. I like that. Is game audio low? I don't think so.

I'll turn it up a little bit. It should be fine. Have you seen Anton? Madam Han? I haven't seen her. But I heard them say they've got somewhat important in the main hall next to Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Okay, let's go. We can't stay here. You and Beard Gwang should get out first. Oh, God. No way. If you don't go, what about Beard Gwang? Uh-oh.

Who's more annoying this girl, the monster in her kid? Monster Gid easily. I hated him. Hopefully at the end of the story, he dies. He'll, like, fall off a cliff and just, like, die from fall damage. It'll be perfect Beautiful So now we got to go in here

Oh what's in here I can see him Lock from the other side Okay So that means I have to get up there What about those archers What are archers Wait there are a bunch of guys over there

Oh and I think those are snakes Who's this Who's this? Damn bitch relax oh oh where's the horse why we just let him go what the hell is going on wait is this a boss wait what what i can't do damage to him what's this cocksucker doing this horse bro all right i got to This guy's a real cock sucker, isn't he? Why would I...

Damn! I... Dodge. Okay, I'm starting to understand what to do. Okay, that's fine, that's fine. Let me do it again. I didn't know what to do now. Now I know what to do. Where's he at?

Bate the attack? Okay, I gotta dodge. Jesus, bro, the damage is insane. Why is you not even take any damage? What the fuck is going on? Damn! This horse! Okay? Alright, now we go up to it. We go on them again? Okay, alright, now we should be able to...

Wait, why can't I... Wait, wait. Oh. Oh. Well, that certainly explains a lot. Yeah, okay, well that... that makes a lot more sense. Damn, bitch. Damn. I only got one more heel. I'm gonna use it.

This horse is annoying, bro. Okay. All right, now I know what to do. I'm just gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill the horse. I didn't mean to do that. Okay. He did it.

Okay. I meant to do that, by the way. That wasn't me hitting the wrong button on accident. We're gonna fuck this horse. Oh, that's right. He's already half. Do it. See what happens.

That's right. I can't. I gotta get out of the wall. Let me double heal. What? What? Damn. He's dead.

This is the deadest horse I've ever seen my life. What? What bitch? That's right. Round two. We'll see what happens. There's no way. There's no.

There's no way that's a phase two. Every boss is a second base. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's get it. How many heels do I have? I have one heel, right?

Two. Okay, good. I'm sure he would do that. Just Christ. I have to lock in, 100%. No more horse than around. What? Nope.

Stupid fat, bitch. Y'all thought I was going to get fucked, huh? Just lock in. Don't make any mistakes. What? What? Do it. That's right.

Pussy ass, bitch. Suck on my dick. Suck on my dick, you stupid horse. Fuck you, bitch. Oh, that's right. Get him out. No. Damn.

On Han. On hon. This man's after you. Damn. Oh shit. He's a simp. Makes sense. Hey.

Are you dead or not? Are you? Ah. Why do you always get people in the face? You two know each other? Uh-oh. Damn, that shit was like, yeah. I'm gonna be on.

We did beat the shit out of that boss. We can't make you listen anymore, can I? We did. We beat them off. That was good. Save it. You think I don't see through you? Uh-oh.

Saying yes to my face, but plotting behind my back. Damn. about what i wait what i got wait i killed i killed the demonic horse and now i have to go do homework the fuck the fuck is this a horse nays in the forest is that right oh the mirror got completed darts of doom oh that's good oh i get another talent point what's this what's this know what this is. Okay, uh, what is this? Channel inventory. Oh shit. I'm so high level. I can't even. Marshall Mastery. I guess I could get that. Affinity rate. Don't care about that. Oh, crit rate. Let's get crit rate 4%. Crit rate 4%'s crazy.

4% crit. That's big dick. What's up stupid? What's up stupid bitch? What you want? on Uncle Gwang's head was hurt. But he did send me to fetch you. Said he needed to talk to you. Talk to me. But I need to get these copies to Aunt Han before tonight. Tell you what, Ruby.

Let me a hand with these copies. And I'll take you to meet a real hero. To be honest, guys, like, we did, we did pop the fuck off on that boss. We really did. You said we'd save Auntie Han together. But when I came back, the best of her. She's like a ninja or some shit. Like, what do you mean?

Tell me the truth. You know, killer blade. Tales of great heroes right actually made friends with him just earlier made friends with them didn't you just leave him to die What do you mean? The one from the storybook who writes a big horse and swings a giant blade? That's right come on you know me would I ever lie to you about something this important? Yeah Fine then I'll help our handwriting's equally terrible anyway

Damn right in the style of a cursive master You just scribble. All right then. I'll be back later and bring you to meet that hero. I never learned cursive. I said there's never a book in cursive. I don't need to read that. But I never read books either.

But theoretically, I wouldn't do either one. Ooh, a firefly. Where'd the firefly go? What? Don't flatter me. You needed something? Ah, well, you see, as merchants we buy and we sell, but this time the bandits took everything. The bandits.

If I go back empty hand, my creditors will tear me apart. Could you lend me a jar parting tears? Well, no, can I just go get the kill the band? I want to go kill the bandits. Fuck this. You're that hard up, huh? Young master, consider it your good deed. A good deed.

So my goods are gone, I can offer information. after all i travel with that horse dancer for several days uh-huh uh i guess i'll give him the jar this one lend you a jar take one as a gift go to blissful retreat and say it's from me uh-huh many thanks i don't like lending people things it's annoying tell me what you know so tell me what else do you know you know how unsafe the roads are now Uh-huh. I didn't want to waste money hiring fighters, so I just needed silver on the travel with. Uh-huh. That horse dancer joined us at the Western Post Station.

Ooh. I noticed right away that his horses hooves had glowing powder on them. It was also a woman at the station with the same powder on her shoes. Liking the game? Yeah, it's fun. Any game that's, uh, running around killing things, and pitiful. I'll play those.

I always play games where you run around and kill things. The games that I don't like are the games where you can't run around and kill things. Yeah, like, I feel like that's really, that's what's annoying, bro. Like, can I cut this bamboo? Nope. Ooh, a box. You can kill things in Wuchang and Overture and Kazan? I played those.

Something was clearly off about that horse dancer. How would someone like that be? doing with a bunch of common riffra. They're all dead now. What's left to say? Uh-oh. Water again? I've cut my way here from the border and you can't even offer me a bowl of wine?

Honestly based. Stop looking for medicine. Just tell me Zhang's secret and I'll be on my way. All black and blue and still won't take medicine. Jiang Wu Long's secret. What secret? Chuchin Twain told me. if i mention it to you you'd know uh-oh he says lots of things just because he says i know something

i should know it yeah that's the reason why does he not find the man and ask him himself so you're a weak bitch depending on his aunt protected by her pimp yeah but you said go to heaven's pier find madame han and get jung wulong's secret come on think what's the rush that great cause of yours again well why did he not come himself he can't even ask properly what a bitch he can't come changed to face me or is it that those fools that well of heaven he's not a well of heaven he went some time to go through a blackwater city where's blackwater city yeah did he die yes Man what the fuck?

What is that moonlit flowers? Huh? Happy we were indeed right at this moment. I don't know what the hell that was. There's no time for this. Think what could that secret be? Chew wouldn't have sent me to you without reason. What secret?

The man only had a run down old check. What secret could a- Chinese opera, is it? One after another, they died left and right. Uh-oh. Death was on his doorstep and you walked right through. So brave and heroic. Why should I care about him?

Damn, what's she getting mad for? I left half a message for someone to find something. Oh, do I have to go find it? Oh, do I have to go find it? Damn, she's getting mad. He's like, damn, bitch. Relax. Chill out. Emotional women as you as usual. So true.

No one waits forever. If they have found this place, I suppose we cannot stay in heaven's peer anymore. Uh oh. Do we have to go? Eavesdrop inside. Oh yeah, I talked to the guy. Ooh, what's this? What did you tell Aunt Han to make her so sad? Damn. Some things that can't be changed. Uh-oh. Where is John's house? South of the general shrine and the bamboo growth. Hey, what's going on?

No, I should check on Han first. Uh-oh. Where she at? 400 meters away! I got to go over there. Is the story good, or is it like boot protocol? Uh, well, I mean, there were some okay parts of the story. I mean, overall, I mean, this isn't a game you play for the story, right?

But, um, it's all right? I mean, it's not bad. Like, I mean, it's not, like, it's not great either. Like, it's just kind of like, it's just your traditional, like, open world MMO style, like story. Right? That's about it. It's just a, yeah, it's nothing crazy. Like, that's really what I would say about it.

All right, where's she at? Madam, this is the last jar. You're really pouring out all the wine? It's been aging for over 10 years. Wait, what? Why would she pour out the wine? No one will come anymore. What are you there in keeping it? Damn.

Have you committed a crime and gotten arrested yet? I committed a crime, but they didn't arrest me. Yeah, because I killed them. I killed the police. And then I ran away. Yep. We've planned to say it at the first jar banquet, and now the sudden change has... Everyone flustered.

flustered. And there's so many guests this year. Can't we move after the ritual? Also... What is it? It's Aunt Yin. She keeps saying her son only knows Heaven's peer. If she moves away, he won't be able to find her when he returns. Uh-oh. And Shao She's grandmother is sick. He left this morning and won't be back until tomorrow night.

Then we shall wait one night. Just one. Immediately after the first jar banquet. Make sure to convince them all. Thank you. Uh-huh. It's nothing. It's just that we all want to know. Do we really have to move everything?

We've lived here so many years with so many things. It's hard to let go. Yeah, true. Someone from the Jianghu has targeted us. It's too dangerous to stay. Do not worry. I have found a good place for us all. Maybe when things settle down. We can go back.

What is that, like, the Secret Service or something? The FBI? Oh, oh. All right. I'll try to continue. Uh-oh. Heard Subnotica Crafton pays employees to be replaced by AI. Good.

You got to replace everybody with AI. That way they can't make unions. What's up? On time. Are you all right? Yeah, you don't want them to make unions or, uh, like, like, like complain. If you have to, you got to kill him.

Who cares about the Jianghu and Blackwater City? What's it to you? I'm just curious. Damn, she'd get mad over nothing, huh? Turns out there was a chew. Hey, I can't you. Just turn them off. You're asking for trouble.

Pack your things. We leave tomorrow. Damn. Why leave? Because of those people snooping around. Why should we be the ones to go? We can fight them. Retreating before battle.

is not the way of the jungle you follow the ways of the jungle you will end up dying in the jungle do you want to be like him without even a proper great they died without a single regret they went without looking back i don't want to live with regret aunt hon heaven's peer is where i grew up damn she's mad Mm-hmm. But regret is useless to the dead. When someone dies, it's just all gone. Mm-hmm.

Well, where do I have to go now? Who do I have to kill? Damn. We leave tomorrow morning. All of us. I have found a place where no one can find us. And no one can leave. What the fuck?

Hell with a Jianghu. Gone by that fast. Oh, apparently my character is 16 years old. Yeah. I can't just go along with her. It's time to take a stand. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta tell her, like, just shut the fuck up. I need to leave tonight.

Just need to figure out how. Uh-huh. Throw her in the water. The second coolest in all of Ching-ha. Okay, nice. Now I'm level 25. Okay, so, reach all at 25. Well, I'm already level 25.

Oh, I got to talk to her. I wasn't paying attention. Uh-huh. Why do you hate her? I don't know. I don't know. That's not it. Ruby.

Go do the puppet boss, level 30. I don't know how to do that. If I find a boss, I'll do it. I don't like it. I don't like two-phase fights. I only like one-phase fights. That way I know how close I am to being done. He already beat him? Oh, did I?

Oh, that guy? That guy was easy. Yeah, she was a joke. It's not like you really blame you. So, when are you taking me to see Killer Blade? Ooh. Killer Blade. Sounds like the perfect scapegoor. For what? Scapego for what?

Meet her at the Bamboo Grove Hut, okay. You know her had any sibling? You never had any sibling? No, I'm an only child. Don't have any brothers or sisters. Phase two is standard. It's aren't pushing for three phases. That's a lot of phases. Yo, what up? Hey, Blade, feeling any better?

No thanks to you. Doesn't help to know a hawk like me got pecked by a sparrow like you. Damn. Well, sure, but it's only because I thought you and Aunt Han were enemies. That's on me, Blade. So, found any any secret yet i can help you look but i thought this guy was like a murderer well that's our boy now even sparrows would it nest here i haven't been here in years but uncle jang did live here if there's nothing here maybe chew was lying to you how did it happen exactly trying to pull a fast one on me again pup uh-oh i'm talking shit

Except getting tricked at the temple. The Han woman chewed me out for how I phrased things, which I deserved. Uh-huh. I'll be frank. I want to go to Kaifung with you. Damn. So- Sneaking away from Hong Chongshun, are you?

Damn. So, this... Hmm. Is the little girl coming to? What? Yeah, yeah, let's bring... Yeah. She's staying in heaven's people.

Yeah, we're gonna bring a little girl. I'm eager for adventure, but I've asked around about news from the Zhang Ho. And there's not a word. about a Zhang Wulang anywhere. He's surely no ordinary person. That might not even be his real name. Dude seems mad. Yeah, he is.

I swore that if I learned his skills, I'd settle his old scores. So I could go fight this guy? Big talk. Do you know who he really is? What scores there are to settle? You just made a rash promise and expected him to be grateful? Uh-oh. Check world chat?

I don't even know what world chat is. I don't know. But after years together, I'm gonna be real. I don't know how half of the shit in the game works at all Besides I swear to myself not to him Should a promise vanish like the wind just because someone's gone? Damn you That's fun touch of death assassinate sneak attacks go? Yeah, I got that yesterday. You just walk up behind somebody and then you just press the button. They die It's great

This stupid girl. We gotta go talk to her again? Fuck! Rubey, meet the man they call Killer Blade. Uh-oh. That's the guy. You before? When I went back to Auntie Han, she was kicking you. Okay. Duh.

Duh. Did you see the umbrella gun yet? No. What? Probably tough opponents? What? Uh-oh. This guy says, what the fuck? Should have said potato would have made more sense.

That's what heroes fear most. Well said, I've met only one friend like that in my life. Oh, we liked it. My parents, but he does care for me and control me. Since meeting him, I've never known peace. Yeah. This is his dad. This is what I fear most.

What is it? A horse? Wait, that one's way better than mine. Damn. A fine horse. Caught it on the road. Little girl, that was a good answer. So the horse is yours.

He never answered the question. Midnight tonight. The temple with a horse dance. Oh shit, we gotta go over there. Where are you going? Probably over there, right? They say Hong Xiang-soon makes good wine. I should try some.

I'm gonna ride this horse. Clip-clop? Clip-clop it is. Where'd you come up with a name like that? Okay, so, Ye Dow's support unlocked. Carry Roop. Oh my god.

I gotta pick her up and put her on the horse. Oh, Jesus. Oh, now we can we really go and... Oh, now we can we go and... get to move around. Ruby, what if I'm not in heaven's pier anymore and it's just you.

Uh-oh. Just go to the Jianghu alone? Ooh. I will. Stop moving or you'll fall off. I need to go somewhere dangerous to find news of Uncle Zhang.

Wait for me a while. I'll make some arrangements and then come for you. When have I ever broken? They're going to hide from the police. Besides, during this short time we're really nice. Oh wow. You'll need to act like it. Because it's the girl said we had to go.

That's why. Obviously. Oh damn. This is a whole new area, right? Damn, that looks pretty nice. That's what I'm saying That's why I always say about like lighting, bro Like it's lighting that really makes games look good or bad

That's it beautiful world Yeah yeah no it's just it's the colors bid ruby farewell Alright See ya bitch Does the CPS look for the family Because you beat her every day Uh no That's why we had to leave tomorrow

They don't tell them I have to kill her yet Oh do we have to kill her? What do mean we have to? You mean we get to? Look I got you this red cape With this, you'll be the coolest in all of heaven's pier. Oh, wow. Oh.

What does you look like now? Stupid. Is this one of those gay games? No. There's no gay shit in this game. Okay? This is how not woke this game is. There was a merchant in the game.

And he was selling people. stuff that wasn't legitimate and scamming everybody. And he ran away at the end. And he had literally four times the size of the nose of any other character. Okay? So that's, yeah, that's the kind of game this is. It was the beginning of the story. Dodo.

What happened to you last time underground? It's a free game. my old face. Weren't you very young when you came to Heaven's Pier? Everyone says I'm an orphan. But even orphans have parents. If I have parents, then I have a home. I'm leaving soon.

You liking the game so far? Yeah, it's good. Won't you? Are you going to find your parents? Be sure to tell me if you run into any trouble. I will. And thanks. Someday, you'll be a great hero.

I will? Wow. Do-Doo left blissful retreat. Fuck Dodo. Dodo a bitch. Now what? Oh, where are the banquet? 26.

Damn. And I got another talent. Can I level up again? Solo mode reaches level four. I can't. Okay, so I should get maybe... I should get maybe, I should maybe get, defending its enemy technique.

Well, I thought that's good, right? Like, this one's good. Let me get this. I feel like that's good. Yeah, I think that's good, right? Yeah, like, it should be good. Okay, retrieve belongings from the Sweet Wine Tower. Ooh, we're going to go up to the top of one of those.

Didn't one of those get lit on fire recently in China? I saw that. It's a DPS Perry. Marshall, Marshall Billboard. Trial. You can post a bounty. Wait, what? You can do a bounty?

Four Directions Rewards. Wait, what the hell? Hunt a target player? Complete all progress challenges? Is this a... These players? Like, how does this work? I have to kill a goose.

I could kill a goose. Well, what happens if I just click this? Completion deadline in 15 minutes. Defeat the character. Where is he? Oh, go. It doesn't let me. Oh, he's over there.

Okay, well, let me go over there. I don't know what this is. I'm about to find out. I'm trying it out myself. They say he's like level 15 or something, so I should kill him real quick, right? He should be dead. Get on your mount. I can't.

Ooh. Wait, why am I in the tree? Damn. Okay. And I got to get this to another teleporter. All right. So we're going to find out who this guy is. So I have to kill him.

So start vendetta. Can I assassinate him? What? Oh. Oh. Oh. There it is. It's not too hard.

That was easy. Oh, he's not dead? And now he's dead. Okay. So that was, was that it? Bounty success. That was it? Damn, that shit was easy.

The easiest game in my life. Is an NPC? Yeah, I thought that was a player. I was going to have to kill them. It's the avatar of a player. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, what's this?

Free loot? Sure to place. Did I have to... I gave the cat a fish. I thought you were supposed to teach a cat to fish. Well, maybe that was something else. Let's go over here. It's a chest? Wait, what? No, no, no, I didn't see a chest. Where's the chest?

No, we're all talking about a chest for. Man, y'all retarded. Okay, let's go over here. It's a catfish? Yeah. You still don't ride the horse? Okay, alright, I'll do it. I'll do it. Where is he? Where are they? All right. Let's go.

Yep. I'm on my way. Okay, let's open the door. And I guess I gotta go down here. Enter the cellar. I like not having fall damage. That's nice. Let me guess.

This is a door that doesn't open. Okay, yeah. What a surprise. I would have never, would it never guess that. Oh, can I upgrade my weapons? I just thought of this. Develop. Yeah, I should do this, right? Name was sword tier one.

That's good, yeah, okay. 27? That's it! Should I also level up my sword? I wonder which one's better. I don't really know. I guess I should level this one up, right? Yeah, let's just level this one.

Okay, I'm gonna get this. Nice. Thundercry blade. Increases max HP based on body, okay. wait what Tiger, bone, or liquor Well, I don't have this? The Battle Pass shop

Oh! And I have 12 of these. Should I just buy this? I bought it. Okay, let me get it. Obtained them now. Yes, confirm. Okay. Nice. All right, so now I have both of these leveled up. I figured I might as well do that, right?

Pay to win, was it? Wait, can I walk on this? Oh, I can't. I just kind of assumed I wouldn't be able to. Open box. Okay. Maybe it doesn't want to open. Alright.

Can I jump and then land on? Box. I need that box. Is that a red thing down there? Yeah, it is. I don't know why that... What? What the fuck? Give me a minute.

I'm getting that thing. I'm about to get that right now. Now I have to get it. Oh my god. Easy? Yeah, no it's fine. I can do it. I can do it guys. Like I'm not... I can do this. I'm literally a ninja. See, I don't know why it didn't let me... What the fuck? What do you mean you're gonna go over there? Oh, double butterfly. Oh, wow! Okay, now we gotta go get the item. Enable.

I don't think that's the right word to use for this, but okay. Okay, I'm gonna look around. I don't think there's anything else here. Low ground. Okay. So make sure I'm not missing anything. Jesus, bro, I almost fell down and died. Wait, could I...

Wait, I could have just walked all the way around? There's no way I could just walked all the way around. I could just walked all the way around. That's crazy. How about that? What's this bullshit? Oh, another red thing. What's that?

Give me that item. Give me that item. Oh, wait a minute. So I can jump up to that shit? Wait. Why am I in the water? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a chest.

Dive down is, oh, I can go underwater. Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up. Get up, bro, wait, get up. We got the bite. lady boys. Okay, so we do not want to fuck around with a crocodile. Like that's a, we, we now know this. Why was that drowning? Okay. We gotta get this item. I thought it said I can jump. What? Oh, maybe I don't have enough jumps. Wait, what the fuck? Chest underwater. Shut up, bitch. I knew that. Okay, let's go. Lute this.

The secret haven key. Where is it? Is it right there? Oh, it's underneath a rock. Some areas, disabled jumping? Honestly, I think it's fucking knowing. Like, I'm gonna be real. Like, I think that jumping should be uniform

because it's confusing. It's confusing whenever you think that you're jumping, but you're not. And then other times, you think that you're not jumping, but you are. Like, I think it should just be the same all time. There's a bug? Yeah, maybe.

I remember the IGN reviewer, complained about that? I don't really, I mean, a guy was a retard, right? But like that's one element of retardation that I agreed with. Okay. I have arrived. Okay, I can't do anything here. Let's go up here. I agree it's bullshit. It's just, it's just, it's confusing, right? It's confusing because like sometimes it'll work, sometimes it won't. And like for a player, it's like it's going to make you feel like the game doesn't work. Like you never want to have a thing. Like that's like new world, right? Like, there's all these situations where like the game, you feel like the game, doesn't work. It literally tells you. Yeah, but like it changes so much. It's annoying.

Low ground box. Okay, we gotta get that box. That's in a box. It's in a box. For a decade and I still don't know who built this place. Damn. Oh my God. Oh my. Level 28. That's me. Okay. Uh, let's hold this. This is Uncle Johns. Okay. Hold on to it for now. And now I need to go, what's this here? Take this down.

A fine, 10-year-old brew. Definitely taking this. I thought he's 16. Is he supposed to be drinking alcohol at 16? Is that what you're supposed to do? I don't know. Okay, so how the fuck do I get up there? I mean, like, logically, leave a ladder.

Leave a letter, prepare to depart. Okay, so I have to leave a letter. Push. Did you rank at 7, my man? Was that right? Okay, do I go? Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh. Two. Oh. Oh. Oh. That's for me. What? Who's this dick?

Okay. What's wrong? What's wrong? So I never played Securo? Yeah, I don't understand your tricks. I don't know why it didn't work. Let me move back. I don't know how that I'm gonna be real I don't know how that there it is the timing on this is a little bit wrong

got him okay that was easy that's kind of cool they have mimics I didn't even know that what was this bullshit who's this bitch get out of my life get out of my life bitch I don't want to look at you Push That was a medic trying to heal your illness Wait what? No it wasn't I don't even know how I got healed honestly I have no idea Let me look around real quick before I leave

That's a cool little fight though I like the mimics and things like that I just gotta get that the timing down for those attacks I've surprised I messed so many of them up Top left What This seems easier than Elvin Ring Oh, what's this?

This looks like a boss fight. What the hell is all this? By going up and down. Up or down. I go up. Oh, this has taken me where I need to go. Candles? What about them?

Damn, this took a while. All right, let's do this. Sure gone the other way. Hardest difficulty is harder than Elton Ring. It depends. Like, Elven Ring is such an optional difficulty game, right? Because, like, you have, you have, like, you can play with like a build that's like really really good and you can basically not have to do anything

but um with other games like with other builds it's actually quite hard and so like elven ring is a game that's like choose your own difficulty right i i think so at least oh i know where we're at this is where he originally came in from so yeah i think it's a choose your own difficulty game basically now we go over here any games are more difficult than eldring yeah i mean some of the hardest bosses in Elden Ring without any of the gimmicks or anything are definitely really hard. But that's not the only thing. Write the letter. Okay. Dear diary. I am gay.

An untrustworthy person is not right. Uncle Jung once taught. Why do I feel like writing it this way will only make Aunt Han even angrier? Damn. I bet she's going to find it. with Yidao, farewell, aunt Han. May we meet again in the jungle? Uh-oh. Who is it?

Did I shown out just now? Damn. For whom does he return? Level 29. That's me. Let me see my talents. Okay. Oh, I can't.

So I can't level up to solo mode, right? Like, I've got to go do Observe roaming. Level 4 unlocks in one day. So I can't even do this until tomorrow, right? So it's not even a rush. This doesn't even matter. Like, I just got to wait.

It's a global level cap? Yeah, that's fine. Kind of annoying, but whatever. Time gated. Yeah, a lot of games do that. Like, as long as it's not, like, really oppressive and you can still do other secondary activity, it's okay. Like I'm okay with a little bit of time gating for a game like this. It's not a big deal.

But it's just whenever there's a lot of it is a problem. Watch this. I am a master ninja. What? Shit! This is the worst day of my life. Just a minute. Okay, I got to make sure I don't die. I won't heal. I'm not going to heal. I'd rather die. Let's go ahead and just teleport over there. Yeah, we're gonna go teleport over there instead. I think that's a better idea smart okay uh let's go here i guess it's probably gonna be at the top right what the hell combat campaign what the fuck is this uh uh what what does she want what you doing this shit again for what she doing no okay i got stay focused that's a lot of damage okay i got a heal what i'm not just heal again

Do it. Do it, bitch! Oh, I got her. Okay, I was wondering if I was gonna get that. What the fuck? What's wrong? She's in the fire. She almost dead now. Would they run out of room? So where's my loot? Uh, claim a crimson maple weapon. Oh, that sounds pretty good. Where do I... wait, where'd the weapon go? Level 30?

What the fuck? What do you mean level 30? Shit! I already had a level 34! Okay, well let's go turn this... What the fuck? Okay, let me go maybe to here. Extermination means deported from the Earth realm.

Is that it? Oh, fuck. I don't want to, like, do it from this area because this one's just gonna be hard to get to. Okay, I'm just gonna teleport to there. That way I can just walk over there. Please unlock your map. What?

Damn, I gotta go all the way up there. Okay, let me get the goose. All right, the goose is loose. Let's do it. This time. What difficulty is this? All of them is the highest one. It's not that bad.

Like, I've died a couple of times, but, you know, overall, it's really not that challenging. I don't think. What's this? What's this stupid thing? What's this stupid thing? Give me that. Give me that. Come here, come here.

Come here, come here, come here, come here, a little bitch. That's right. Easiest cricket in my life. Okay. What's this? Oh. This is good stuff.

No wonder two Qing twin always wanted to come. Who? Was that an American? That's nothing. I brought a jar of Aunt Han's 10 year wine. And we reached Kaifung. You don't think you is pretty annoying? Uh.

I think there's too many systems in the game, but. I've been stashing part of the sweet wine tower for years a whole pile of it I'll come back for them someday like I got I played a lot of games like this before so I'm kind of used to it just drinking chat shut the fuck up do you know where he's buried feels better than thrown in liberty maybe you miss see thrown in liberty that could sucks massive dick that game was so bad you mean it might have been the worst games were in great danger then I went after getting his message

Weren't many people left in the city He could barely speak Uh-oh Just told me to find Hong Xiang should and ask for the secret So damn many after us I carried him killing and running running under the sun under the moon What's the source of the red glow? It's the demons

Where was I running when he died? You got stuck in a very bad party for thrown over during a boss fight? I remember that That was bad party? Died on my back without a word Damn There was plenty of moonlight when I found out I saw his face clearly I don't know if he said anything else I just kept doing what he told me before

Kept running later Crossing the yellow river The straps holding him broke He fell in Damn Into the river I didn't fish him out felt like he wanted to go and

He was the kind of person who do that You should try a dungeon with other players Making things difficult for me I don't even know what the hell dungeons are I didn't even know you could do that How about we come back to heaven's pier for drinks sometime? You've got some stories If we don't leave soon,

Hong Shang Shun will want to hear your runaway story Let's go Alright, let's get the fuck out of here Now what? Hard to let go, huh? time to turn back. I still have my shield. But I won't regret it.

All these years, I've wanted to see what the Zhanghu is like. Looks nice. I also want to find Uncle Zhang. The Jong-who. Everyone dreams of venturing into it. But once they're lost in its vast sea, they seek the nearest shore.

Quit staring. Let's go. I'm taking you to Kaifung. Who the fuck is that? What is that? What? Oh, wow. Those are like bad guys, right?

Oh shit! They're from Aria Pavilion. Well, we killed those guys. So many of them. What are they here for? Are they looking for something too? They're just here to find something. What if they can't find it?

Will they leave? It's time. Leave no one alive. Damn. They're going to cut this guy's head off, watch. Oh shit. Greetings. Look, we really don't have what you... Damn.

Damn. You're stopping me. What are they doing fights for? They're just killing everybody. These measly skills, you'll be walking into death. Stay put. Damn. At least I have some skills.

If I don't go back, then what'll happen to the others? They're dead. What will happen? He said I suck. Yeah, I know. Probably true. Damn. They're gonna hit me in the head. Oh. Keep it down. If you can't hack it, stay out of the way. Want to survive in the Junghoo, then you better learn. Learn what? Stand by while people suffer? Use your head. All these years. Who do you think Han Shung-Sung did all this for? And the ones who died 16 years ago, who for? Wait until later. Later. I mean, the shit's already

there will be no later. You expect me to wait? I mean, the shit's already burned down. Just relax. You want me to bend? I was born to defy. You stubborn mule. Seriously? I'll break your damn legs.

Go ahead. Break them. I'll crawl if I have to. You're gonna set himself on fire? Hmm. Well, you sure have guts. Let's go. Keep up.

All right, let's do it. We gotta go fight off these guys. Ooh, I'm level 30. Because I'm a good boy. Oh. Oh. Oh shit. It's time.

Damn. All right. Oh, we got separated. I have to survive on my own now. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Is this Chicago? Yeah.

Plead? Where are you? This looks pretty cool. We're gonna fight this guy, right? You gotta probably use another weapon, right? Yeah, let me use another weapon. I feel like we gotta use this for now. Oh, there it is. Yeah, I feel like these guys are, uh, these weapons are really good.

Okay. He dead, right? Yeah, he's dead. Okay. Now what? How do I keep getting healed at the end of combat? I actually have no fucking idea. Are you alright? Yeah, how do I keep? keep getting healed because that wasn't happening food

I saw the fire from the old man oh you all hide in the mountains while I go rescue the other damn I didn't even know that no use hiding we tried to run out but ended up right back here food heals on a combat immediately must be some immortals doing what immortal immortal is a mortal Does it sought to auto heal lower than 80%? Oh that's nuts, I don't even know that. Okay, y'all wanna do this? Alright, let's do this.

There it is. I feel like this is kind of annoying, like even fighting these guys is hard to do. But, yeah, these guys have a lot of health. I gotta use this sword, bro. Like, the sword is way better. There it is. You gotta here, bitch. I was good. Oh, there's more, but I didn't even know he was there.

Saved by a girl? No, that's alright. It's just an illusion. I'll rescue them and then I'll figure it out. No target to walk on with what? So I guess now I'm gonna heal again. Oh, I see. So that's how it works. I ain't even know you could do that. Damn. Damn. This shit is on fire. Right here. There's you around. Many villagers have been captured. I've tried several times but I couldn't save them.

Chandra gear? What gear? Do I have bad gear? Oh, I can upgrade my weapons again. Yeah. Ooh. Brighing gunpowder to start a fire. My arrow will blow it all up. Okay.

Oh, we have to de-ser the objectives. The structures in Sweet Wine Tower are fireproof. It's what hasn't caught fire yet. Marshall's skill for Stormbreaker skill called Stormor that shocks enemies. You can shock dogs in this game. The one in the middle looked like their leader. I tried to take them on, but there were too many. Is that right?

I had to run. Okay, one more. But we did all these, right? Yeah, this looks pretty cool. Actually, this looks badass. Okay, so what do I do now? Oh, I see. From this angle, you can shoot farther.

So I have to go stand over there and shoot the arrow. We'll give us arrow support from the high ground. Chauchin and I will get the people out. We'll regroup at Sweet Line Tower, then figure out how to break the illusion. Okay. All right. Three arrows at once. If that guy doesn't attack me, I can do two arrows.

There it is. Easy. Got you bitch. Okay. So wait, could I just go and assassinate this guy? I want to assassinate him though. What you doing, bitch? What you doing it? What you're doing a lot of damage to him?

Look at this loser-ass bitch. Wow. What a pussy. that pussy. I don't know how the fuck that hit me. A bunch of bullshit that was. I'm kind of annoyed, bro. I'm actually so annoyed. I'm getting hit by this. There finally. Oh my God. Jesus. I almost had to heal. Get the sweetway tower. Run. You're on fire? I need to heal. I'll heal if I need to, but I don't need to. Okay, we got this one? What's this dumb bitch doing? What's this pigmy ass dick stuff they're doing?

Get out of my life. Call him a blade monkey. Sounds like a slur. Games all polish and no performance. Really? I haven't had performance issues. Should I get my loot? Yeah, I haven't had performance issues personally,

but I have a really good PC. Does this mean I can go and I can become an assassin? I got them all. That was me. It's a mobile game. Can you play this on mobile? hiding in the room farther south i'll take you you get yourself the sweet wine tower i'll get them out all right be careful young master yeah can you damn that's actually surprising that's pretty good i didn't even know you could do that that's impressive

global and not out mobile for us oh okay yeah i don't know watch this good good No, shut up bitch. Yeah, true. Why would she do that? Why would she do that? Hey, hey, hey, hey guys you weren't supposed to see me. You're not supposed to see me. That's right. That's right. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Damn, where is everybody? Where all these guys coming from? Holy shit. I gotta get the fuck out of it. Why am I always in the fire, bro? Like, I'm in the fire. the whole time. Game bit yeah, I just get stuck in a fucking corner man.

Okay, he's dead. All right, you're 100% dead. You're about to be 200% dead. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, good. All right, we got the stupid little girl out. That's good. Now we gotta go over here. Who's yelling? Upgrade your gear? I don't even know how to do that. This looks like a place that I should, this is, this looks like a, this looks like a, like a boss fight.

Ruby, lead the people to safety. I probably should figure it out, right? Yeah, if I just let this guy soul everything, that'd be good. I don't know how the fuck I missed that. Got you bitch. Did you see anything that might be the erased

focal point? If you did, we must destroy it first. If we can't find that witch, please upgrade your gear before the next boss. What? what witch a woman she appeared to this okay all right I'm gonna look up how I do this really packed the wall up shooting Tren mentioned that three years ago aria pavilion

surrounded a southern city to catch an assassin and she was the one that set up the array spell she likes to take the guise of someone's lover even at night he wouldn't notice the true witch so she ho okay array whenever I was caught in a race spouse before I just killed people breaking a race was two team twins job so what do we do now we swim use tunnels there must be something we can do we can't go by water that's how they came we need someone outside to guide us you see multiple blister retreats because your sense of direction is confused if someone could get out and guide us from the high ground that

would help okay We're going in circles. Head back to the tower. Let's go back. The people should hide inside sweet wine tower. Yes. I got a loot, though. Let me loot.

Where's my loot? Okay, so y'all said I can upgrade my gear? Is that true? Enhance. Wait, what? You're upgrading gear socks? What's this green shit? I can buy one?

I'll buy one. Oh. I own 10 of these. Four of these. Oh no What I was just wait what did I just I just literally hit the button 50 times like I I didn't even mean to do that I don't even know what I bought Okay, okay, what do I need to buy I got to buy a bear pelt

I mean I guess I just buy a bear pelt, right? I mean like what the fuck? I might as well just buy a bear pelt I might as well just buy this It's easy Okay, so you're telling me that I actually could have upgraded all my gear. Echoes unbound. What the fuck is that? So this whole time I had bad gear for no reason.

It barely helps. Okay. Let's go to Sweet Wine Tower. There's a tunnel under it where we can hide. Test your damage. Literally plus five damage in 400 HB. Yeah, it's plus five damage whenever I'm hitting him five times. second that's like an extra attack every every combo that's a lot

Zach is playing chinese slop there for years yes that's correct in a long time Ruby both of you you really are a pair of oh forget it yeah shut up old man Let's hurry. Shut up, old man. Okay, so I also need to make sure, okay, so what can I upload or upgrade, I mean?

So I can get this. I can level this up, and then I can also level this up. There it is, okay, so I can do that. And then, okay, so I got more upgrades. The inner way, what the fuck is this? Inner way. Oh, I get another level on this. Okay.

So reduces the amount of combo to get the heavy. I don't what the fuck is this unless like you suffer stagger whenever they get attacked invalid when it comes from a play that's annoying bro i don't even want that comprehend i can't comprehend that i don't even have two of these each time sober sorrow hits a i can't even use this like i have this because it's good and i guess i should just get this i mean i might as well okay so i can't do that Magic skills? Is that what it said? Mystic skills? Wait, I can upgrade?

Wait. What? What the fuck? What did I just do? Oh, I see. Okay. I haven't even used these. I don't know what that is. I'm not going to worry about that. Talents? How many talents do I have a four talents? So I can get crit rate. I don't know what affinity is. I'm not going to get that. I mean, I guess I could just get this, right? I might as well.

I probably should have saved it, but I didn't. Okay, so I think that... I think I did all the things, right? I'm pretty sure I did all the things. Like, I have all this. My gear is maxed out. Enhance. Wait, what?

Never mind, never mind, never mind. Okay. Now we have everything. All right, let's do this. Oh. I'm really curious. to see what this is going to be like now approach and check on the elder the young master there's only one entrance to that tunnel if the bandits follow us and

block the way we'll be trapped we'll just kill him just kill them that's it just do it you all go hide inside first take weapons and bear questions during town it gives you a self-destination skills i already have it yeah i have it it's good mm-hmm what a ton of wall by the corner i can squeeze through it and get to moonville mountain but only i'm small enough for it the middle section even crushed my braid so you can get out wait how do you know you crawled through that crack damn have you raised the world below yet yeah three times i'm maxed out my horse is still outside if i ride clip clop it's too dangerous stop trying to be brave Mandatory Chinese Pymann. Every game that's an open world multiplayer gotcha game

has to have a character that treats you like a retard. Yeah, it's a requirement by the Chinese government. They say we have to have, there has to be a small, annoying female character. This is fucking, hey, it's a little tiny little fucking thing here. Where's it? You're a child. Come here, bitch, see what happens. safely behind us that's right

okay that's how you handle her the young who is it your story is it a gotcha that is cosmetics he's cosmetics he's cosmetics she's full of tricks don't let her out of your sight they tied her up

the smart what's a fucking whenever it zaps then you'll know I got him oh my god shit's falling apart who's this guy Oh wait, I'm gonna do that. Are these bad guys?

Yeah, they're bad guys. Oops. Damn. Wait, wait, I'm actually doing way more damage. Oh my. Oh my God. Bro. Look at this.

They're dying so fast. Get the fuck out of here. So there's no way I can just do this much damage, right? Oh my. Oh, my God. Well, what about my sword? Yeah, I'm doing way more damage. Oh my.

This is great. Literally the same number. No. Plus five damage could be a long way. Well, it could increase the baseline, then the baseline is multiplied by another thing. I don't know. Just go shoot him. Oh, oh.

Ruby slipped through the hole below. Uh-oh. Oh shit What youth could you possibly be that kind The stupid bitch Yeah Yeah true I have to defeat

You lead everyone out I'll go get Ruby Let's go I gotta go fight that guy with the with the flag Yeah Uh-oh Wait, isn't this this bitch I fought before?

Uh-oh. There's no way that's her, right? Damn! No way, it's gonna kill her. Damn! What the fuck? Oh my god, this is not where I want to be. This is not where I want to be at all.

Shit! Okay, I gotta move back. I got to move back. All right, where am I? I'm over here. Okay. I was so confused. Why am I not able to... Oh, I was hitting the wrong button. That's right.

Got him. Yeah, look how much more damage I'm doing. Was that for 200? That's insane. Wait, wait. Oh. I didn't see them. Yeah.

Okay, no, I was just hitting him. Yeah. I started hitting him for 200. I was like, what the fuck is that? I was confused. I'm in rage mode. What the fuck is that? What?

That guy had to... a lot more damage than I do, I'll tell you that. This is why I have to fight her. That's good. I'm glad I was got to heal. I have to do everything myself, don't I? I mean, if I have this guy with me, he's gonna be fine, right? What a shame with her name again. I'm also at focal point.

The Oriot Pavilion Witch. Witch, Harlet Temptress You men Love to point fingers Uh oh Do just the two of you

Think you can kill me Huh How the fuck did that happen Uh-oh And now I have to fight her One-on-one I thought I was gonna get lucky I know he's here

Wait what? Is it time? Yeah it is Oh, damn. Damn, it's just a lot of damage. There it is. Well, I know there's two of them. Nope.

I guess I should heal. Nope. Wow. Why did it say two? I got to heal again. I don't know what I just did there. Damn, what the fuck? Okay.

All right. All right. Now I'm on. I'm in it. Let's do it. I don't know how I didn't. like that was so dumb okay honestly I hate I hate attacks like that I do because like you get hit by one you get by all of them that shit's so annoying so I can press two here

did that did that do something I think it did damn I don't know if I can kill her here or not I guess my heel yeah okay let me guess it's gonna be another fight with two phases Oh, I guess we'll never know. Okay. I'm just gonna stay out of that. Got him? So I just pressed two at the right time. Got it?

I don't know why it happened. Got him? All right. Please, please, please. Just no phase two. No phase two. Okay. Oh, wow.

Oh shit. This is cool. Damn. Well, I got three heels left. That should be fine. Oh, I didn't know I could do that. Am I just dead in one hit? That's annoying.

Jesus Christ, bro. Like, I can't even, like, if I get hit by one thing, I'm just instantly dead. Just difficulty? It's not even really that it's hard. It's just, like, super punishing. Like, you just make one mistake. You're instantly dead. I don't think this one's looking too good.

Jesus Christ. Okay, well it means that I need to. It means I can't take any damage before I get to that last phase. I just don't know how I can survive that. Jesus Christ. I don't know what that is. I'm too slow. Focan dodging at first attacks?

Yeah, I guess so, right? Jesus Christ. I didn't know if I pressed it early what would happen. Now we know. All right? Let's do it. See, I can't even move my character. I'm just like stun lock.

Okay, let's see I don't have any heels. I think this one's over. I'm dead. Jesus Christ. Okay, you can definitely beat it. Yeah, I mean it's just it's this is pretty hard. Okay, Jesus Christ. Now she probably can't go into another phase, right? Oh my god. Okay, Jesus Christ. Taking damage again. Let's do it. Where she at? Where she was? I don't understand how I keep getting hit by that. What?

Oh my God. Holy shit. I can't even see what's happening. I'll do like two more and I'm done. Let's try the staff for one of the two attempts. Maybe I should try that? Like, I feel like it's too slow. I don't know.

Maybe I'm wrong. But I think it is. Do it, bitch. Nope. Okay, that's right. What the fuck was that? She never used that before. What the fuck? Yeah, it's a kick.

I had the wrong button. Okay, uh, let me see. I don't think I can do this. Um, because I'm not gonna, actually, let me try, let me try the big weapon. Let me try the big weapon, I'll see what happens. Yeah, like, uh, it takes so long to do anything. I feel like it's just not the,

the play. Like it's so slow. Yeah, like, I mean, it's a decent weapon, but like, I just, I'm just not really feeling it, man. I just don't see it work. You guys see what I'm saying about the damage, though, right? Like, it's just so slow. It's better? All right, I'll try the shield. I don't even understand how this happens to me. Actually, I think this is the play. Because what I need to do, the majority of my damage comes from the big attacks, right? So all I really need to do is just use the shield over and over. So, you see what I'm saying? Like, this is all I need to do.

But I only have one... She's like half. I just... Honestly, it tilts the fuck out of me, man. Okay. Uh-oh. I think I'm dead. Go ahead.

Get the fuck out of here. God, that sucks. Holy fuck. You can't even see what she's doing. How annoying. I was not even... I... Oh!

Okay. We're doing decent so far. Not great, but decent. You gotta do one more. I guess I'll probably heal before I do, go into the next phase. Alrighty, boys, let's do it. Where's this bitch?

I do not understand this timing. Jesus crap. It's so slow. I think I should. just dodge that one i don't understand i've dodged son of a bitch okay all right we got to be careful i don't understand how i get hit by that i do not get it okay and i still got hit what the fuck oh my god you can't block reds no you're thinking of uh yellows you can't block yellows well no okay so I don't really do blocking to be honest maybe I should try and get

something to where I have like more uh I have like a longer period of time where my shield is active Jesus Christ you can parry reds you can't block them yeah that's why I'm at the side okay nice let's do it see how much health how much health she has that's what's so insane I have to uh block everything if I just carry every without taking damage, I'll be okay. Yeah, all I have to do is parry every attack without taking any hits. If I do that, maybe I can kill the boss. Even that's uncertain, though.

Alright. Now we get to do the bullshit. Yeah. I'm gonna lock in. Nope. No, another phase? Get the fuck outta here. This would better be it. It'll be funny if I die here, right? It'd be very funny.

Not gonna happen. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. We're doing some bullshit again. Don't tell me it's faith three, bro, like No, no, it's just got it's got to stop. This has to stop. This has to stop Please where is she? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no No No You

Damn Mell it from here Still haven't had me yet Jars of 10 year parting to your spine That's a long time My treat blade I'm just like

I'm just Please please don't let me go into another fucking boss health bar Oh my god Where is she Are you fucking kidding me. I'm stressed, bro. Because like she didn't even die. That was cool. What? So is this in like a dream or something? Yeah, I think so, right? No. I feel like,

I thought that was like a, a, whoa, wait, well, okay, no, no, I thought I was about to do some bullshit. When do I get to you? I want to use that. Why would you do this? Oh, so damn. For the gods watch from above. Six out of ten game, by the way? Yeah. Unpunished. For we are the bringers of justice. So who's, who's dead?

Like, is it just that one guy or? Bandits snuck into heaven's peer. Under cover of night They killed they burned even the pear blossoms were not spared from the flames These past few days cries of sorrow have risen and fallen across the pier No household has known a moment of joy the bandits were despicable But our brave young heroes stood firm and and deserve to have their praises sung.

Wow. A blissful retreat defended our homeland against the bandits. Joe's daughter, Ruby, though few in years. Yeah, what about Ruby? Oh, she's dead. Yeah, she's dead. Just the way it goes. The pair had been inseparable since childhood.

When danger came, they showed courage, save the villagers. fought the bandits and in the end fell together alas how many souls in the underworld were once young heroes in ours where's my guy am I a horse now have I been reincarnated wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm a horse what I'm a horse what Why am I a horse? I gotta go over there? Okay, let's go.

And I'm assuming horses can't... Okay, horses can't use maps, and they also can't teleport. Okay, I could have guessed that, but I just wanted to be sure. Okay, I've got to go back, I guess, to there. They can swim? Can the horse swim? I guess we're going to have to find out, huh? I don't know if this is the right way or not.

Like, I have no idea how to get over there, but I'm assuming it is. Okay. Yeah, this should be good. Okay, so I've been, so basically, um, everything was going really well until I got, uh, pulled into a dream. And I had to fight a sorceress. And, uh, I beat her, but I still lost, obviously. And, uh, now I've been reincarnated as a horse.

This is me. This is my life now. This is, yeah, and every, oh yeah, and every, oh, yeah. Everybody dies. Yes, everybody in the story is dead. The kids are dead. The old guy's dead. Your mom is, your grandma or the aunt is dead. Yeah, everybody's dead.

Are you talking to me? I'm a horse. I don't speak English. Okay, I think I can go this way, right? I think I can. Would you like a sugar cube? A what? Actually, yeah.

I haven't drank a soda in like an hour, bro. I'm having like withdrawals. Yeah. It's been a long time. This is bad. But it's okay. I have a mission. I have to achieve my mission.

Okay, I wanted to see if I could jump up the wall, but it looks like I can't. Okay. Oh, I see, I see. Okay, I have to go away. This is the path forward. I walk through trees. I don't give a fuck. Okay.

Damn, they really wanted you to be a horse for a while, huh? They really did. Uh-oh. That's where the girl was His stories begin The people of the world Blissful retreat and parting tears Have become but a wistful memory

The young hero Lost his home His loved ones Yeah His childhood This land Let's go And the path into the jungle

Begins Pour one out Damn Click what? How the fuck did he survive three arrows? Does he just not give a fuck? He's just... Bro, he's just that horse.

Like 30? Yeah. Just toy tanked it, yeah. I guess so. Let's go. And the path into the jungle begins. Wow. The little daffodils. What are the purple ones?

I don't know what purple flowers are. Don't they usually turn the horse in the glue? when they break away? Yeah, they do. They have to. It's their destiny. Damn, for whom does he return? We got all that done.

Holy shit. Blissful retreat campaign unlocked. So, did I just beat the game? I mean, there's no way I just beat it, right? It's chapter one. Yeah, I was about to say. Okay, I got to take a break. I think he eats some fucking Chipotle.

But, um, yeah, that was, um, That was really good. That was really good. That was awesome. I would say that, like, I mean, for a free-to-play game, you know, usually, uh... Usually you don't see that type of stuff, right? Good fight. I thought, like, visual, I hate fights where, like...

You guys saw, like, very, like, the reason... Oh, why did you get every parry right? Well, the reason why is very simple. It's because you have to get the timing down. And, like, you have to know what it is before. you avoid it and I kind of I don't like like mechanics that work that way where it's like it's so fast that like you just have to know when it's going to happen or like into it when it's going to happen I think you should be able to read the the attack but overall I mean it was just fine

there's a huge huge step up in difficulty though like way fucking harder than the other bosses which was crazy like I mean I would say like probably 2x harder than the other bosses yeah the other stuff was pretty I would say pretty easy compared to this. Did you watch any of the ashes stuff yet? Thank God you upgrade your weapon. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I was pretty far ahead. Like, I, I almost beat her with, like, three heels left. So, like, I just, because the thing is, it's like, mechanics like that are not hard. It just takes time to figure out what to do. And I think also, like, honestly, it's so cheesy that I just use the shield. I just sit there and fucking block everything. And then I just parry them

until they die. Like, it's actually some cheesy ass garbage. Wait, what's this? What? Am I bugged out? I think I'm bugged out. Yeah, I'm gonna log out and log back in. No, it's just my asthma?

No, no, because I've done this like 10 times, right? Maybe. Well, then why was I so close to it before? That's so confusing to me. Okay, well, whatever. Gotcha, bitch. a doctor now? Maybe I do. Career skills two for one.

What's this? Total aspiration. Obtain a gathering reward. Do I, like, do I learn this? Or? I think I have it.

All right, that's one. Yeah, I think that's a, that is a really good place to pause. But like, yeah, I mean, I would say overall, I mean, this game's really good. Like, I've said this before, right? I think it's a very good game. And I've I liked it a lot. I've been playing it a lot, obviously. I mean, you know, I've kind of made that pretty clear that I've enjoyed it a lot.

And I'll continue to play it. I think I'll probably play more of it tomorrow, too. There's a dude somewhere on the map. You can upgrade your stats there. Oh, yeah. Let me go do that again. Yeah, where is that dick sucker? Where is the dick sucker?

Where is he? There he is. Go do a group dungeon, for real. I won't do anything super crazy. I probably won't even. continue the rest of the main story until tomorrow. And then we can try that. And I'll try to avoid doing any of the big bosses.

You know, that way you guys can watch those whenever I'm back. Holy shit, you're on late? Yeah, I know. I didn't expect it would take that long. But, you know, that boss took me, like, it took me like maybe like seven or eight attempts. It was a lot harder than the other ones. You can't continue the story anyway? Oh, really?

Okay, I guess I'll just start. Oh, it starts at five? Great. That's probably whenever I'll start playing the game tomorrow. That's perfect. It's been two days. Submit oddities. Okay.

So yeah, I got a bunch of these, right? Fuck! I only got one of them? Shit! I get more of these time-gated. I also got to capture more of them, too. What does it say there's guys over here for? Are there guys here?

Yeah, there are. This is so good. Oops. Just kill everybody, stab them in the fucking back. You're gonna play Switch game? soon? Maybe, I don't know, I'm gonna play this more. I've been enjoying this game. It's been fun. I'm now Assassin's Creed, I am.

I'm John Assassin. Let me see what my damage is now. They're after the treasure. You guys are after treasure. Oops. Wait. Yeah, this damage is nuts. That's way better. Okay, well, um, bug abusing? No, apparently it doesn't work that way. I thought it did, but it doesn't.

Oh, we're like, you can. just enter the menu and then uh they can't hit you but it seems like that's not the way it works so yeah um i've had fun and uh yeah you're still on i know i know i've been streaming more like usually like my amount of time that i stream generally has to do with like if i'm gaming or not like if i'm playing games i'll usually stream longer and if there's something i'm like really enjoying playing and otherwise i usually stream for you know like you know four or five six hours right but if they're They're good video games. I will be playing them. Right? It's just what I do.

So yeah. Do you enjoy this game? God, bro. Imagine if I didn't. Like, I'd be fucking mad right now. Like, can you imagine that? Like, I'm playing the game this much. I hate it. I'm being a bad mood. So yeah. I'm just saying, right? I mean, be honest. But yeah, anyway, guys, thanks all for watching. Really appreciate it. I'll be back on tomorrow. And we'll play more of this then. Apparently you can't continue the main story until tomorrow anyway.

So we'll do that. You're going to watch the Linus Tech Tips video. I'll probably watch it tomorrow. I missed out on it today. I'll do it tomorrow. So until next time, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. And I will see you all then.

Our boys, peace. See ya.