Asmongold TV - This Game Is Badass | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

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Oh, this is the Chinese Bitcoin farmer to where it can blow up my PC whenever China takes over America and makes us all gay communists. I've seen that before. You got to watch out for that. It's not good. Start game. Yeah, whatever. Get this shit started. Let's go. Let's do it. Sign me in. Get me in this bitch. Let's go. What the fuck is this? Oh, my God. The drops on? Yeah, they will be in a minute. Let's take a second. Enter. Oh, shit. This is the game. Damn, all right.

All right. Let me click it. Codename, Asmon Gold. Let's do it. Okay, so, uh, I don't want to be a fucking girl. Why the fuck would I want to be a girl? Where's a guy? Why the fuck would I want to be a girl? This one is actually kind of hot. Jesus Christ.

There's a lot of people playing this game, huh? Oh, oh, oh, that's me. Got a name? Name's Eliseness. The latest break striker beefed up with extra armor. Oh, damn. That guy just got vaporized. Uh-oh. Oh.

Uh-oh. Oh, oh. Oh, below 19.5%. Get in the Mac. You fucking idiot? That's me. This thing utilizes the same interface as the pyrogynous strikers. What the fuck is that?

Oh shit initiated safety disengaged mind bridge activated Oh shit it's got my name on there Oh fuck mind bridge connected Nice Structural integrity confirmed fluid armor all right let's go Where is it? Where's the message? Okay, where's the message? Well, I want to play him. That guy's way better than me.

Okay. All right. The escape pods were all destroyed. Uh, where, wait, do I go down there? Where, wait, how I shoot? How do I shoot? How do I shoot? Fire control system enabled.

How do I shoot? How do I shoot? How do I shoot? Oh, so I've got my sword right there. Okay, and I've also got my gun. Okay, all right, I got it. I figured it out. I know what to do. Who's this guy? What you doing? What you doing?

Whoa, get out of my life. Get out of my life. Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh, get out here. This place is about to collapse. There it is. I kill that bitch. Are they all dead now? Yeah, they are.

Okay, let's go. Warning. Self-destruct initiates in 10 seconds. Oh shit. That's Megatron. Release this. Initiate re-entry sequence. Wait, oh, that's me.

Oh, shit. Strikers. Induced sword offline. Switch to energy auto-cannon. Okay, I'm not shoot them. Can I shoot them? Okay. Kill him. Get his ass. Get his ass. Get his ass. Get his hat. Where's his ass?

What an idiot. That guy's garbage. Who the fuck is talking? Okay. Okay. Pretty simple. Okay. What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? I mean, how do I get around that? I mean, there's no way I'm going to get hit by that, right? I mean, there's a zero percent chance.

I'm a battle master that doesn't happen I'm popping off now that's cool oh shit oh shit I'm almost dead a little wear and tear I got to get back in there boys of this music holy shit oh I go through this oh I killed this guy is there No, they're dead. Okay. Three? Oh. Oh, I didn't read it.

Yeah, I didn't read it. Energy. Oh. Well, I don't want to use that. It's a piece of shit. Where's my sword? Where's my fucking sword? I don't want to use that garbage.

Fuck, fuck that. Where's my... Okay, okay, that's what we go with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, good. Yeah, yeah. See we're gonna use that yeah we're gonna use that every time I mean it's not a question gals can't oh I have to press three okay what does it do what does it do for oh

press two oh that's cool oh shit that's the big boys disorder Let's get him. Peacekeeping Corps HQ. Oh shit. Where's the guy? Oh shit. Okay, two and three reporting. Oh shit.

Am I supposed to kill her? I don't know. Simmer down now. I'm here to help. Okay. I mean, it's pretty easy. I just go and kill him, right? Continue to attack with battle halberd and Yacht cannon. I don't even take any damage. That was easy. Bro, I just, that was easy.

That was easy. Oh, there it is. I gotta go around that. Oh, wait, why is it not work? Why is it not work? Oh, there it is. Okay, I was, I was worried there for a minute. Okay, we're popping off. Alright. Okay, let's do it. Alright, let's do it.

You're gonna take his ass out. Okay? I feel like I just keep hitting him with this, right? I feel like that's a smart thing to do. I just go above that, right? He can't even do anything. These guys are, oh shit, he can do that. Yeah, see, I gotta swap this back and forth, maybe.

Get over where? Oh shit, okay. Okay, let me go inside there. Wait, why do I? Oh, I hit the wrong button. That's why. Sorry, I'm not really sure like how this button, how these buttons work. Okay. It's a good thing. I tried out that tutorial, man. You're using all your energy chill? Oh, it's okay. I did that on purpose. Oh, I should use the three that the second gun too. Okay, there we go. Yeah, I, I, we're actually. destroying this guy he's like not even doing anything he's not reading to a single part of tutorial well yeah it's like 50 things happening i don't read this shit bro i just played the game like and also i don't need to i just beat his ass i stunlock his bitch ass that's it it's done he's over i'm a yeah i'm a streamer i'm not a reader damn he on that anime shit huh oh oh

You 100% go play peeve-d. I'm gonna do it right now. Suck a dick. Wow. I did that. Yep, I did that. Holy Epsil up. See it looks awesome. No, no, trust me.

Okay, Ace Conquest, sign in for seven days. This is just some bullshit fucking, I don't care about any of this. Get this off my screen. Get this bullshit off my screen. Okay. So I've got to change my meck. Okay, all right. So the one I used, bro.

This is the one I use. Man, there it is. Okay. That's the big boy right there. The heavy one? That's right. Fat, that's right. 100%.

So let me see if I can. Yeah, this is really, really, really good. The big boy? Yep. And so you got this one and then I also got break strikers. There's other ones too. Oh, whoa, whoa. I didn't even mean to do that.

That was a mistake. What was this? Which one is this? Falcon? No, I'm not going to use that garbage. Okay. Here, all right, all right. So we're going to use the really big one. And how do I change Operation Verge? Okay, all right, we're going to go with this one here. This is how I start, right? I press space. Is that it?

I just want to make sure it. Yes. Okay, all right, let's do it. Default Mac. Can you customize them? I got to get colors. I remember you can't you get special items to customize it later on you can set up an airdrop what's the air drop weapon airdrop provides additional weaponry to your various combat scenarios okay uh i guess i can just have this summoning beacon free for all man i feel like that's good right yeah i mean that that's clearly what will work and i can put this on there too

okay let's do it that's only for extraction mode Okay. This is my first game. Am I locked in? Ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Stay go. Ready to strike. All right. We're about to put the fuck out. I heard they nerfed my Mac. If they nerfed my Mac, bro, I guess this is going to ruin my day. Gay? Yeah, true. Okay, let's do this. I don't know what any of this, I don't even, I have no idea what they're talking about.

I literally have no clue. Okay. This is my first game. This is my first game. Okay. And let me see here. All right, all right. Okay, uh, let's see what we're going to do.

I'm trying to figure out how to use my buttons. Oh, you see him? Oh, bro, he's having a bad day now. Okay, all right, we're gonna kill this guy. Okay, hold up, hold up. We're getting around. We gotta get around. This guy's trying to shoot me Got him. I don't know how I'm using my Oh, hold, hold up. They're trying to shoot me Okay, so I gotta use two is that it? So I use this right here and then I attack him, right? Okay, oh, I got my missiles. Oh, this guy's getting destroyed Boy, first guy is garbage.

Oh my God, what a piece of shit. Okay, all right, all right. Next one. Got him. Oh, this is great. Okay, let's move forward. Okay, okay. All right, we kill him.

I don't think it's a bot match. I'm pretty sure it's not. Pro place a turret? Yeah. Okay, let me move out. I gotta go over there. Okay. Okay, okay.

Back in. Okay, got him. I'm still trying to learn how to play. See, now I shoot off, you see all those missiles like that. See, that's what really like, what's number one do? I wonder what number one does. I'm literally fighting all of them at the same time. I got a reposition.

I'm repositioning. This guy's trying to kill me. See that dick sucker got destroyed. Oh, this guy's fucking retarded. That's your Mac? Yeah No, I'm showing you guys, I see Oh, uh, let me move out I do, I get my shields back up

He's dead, he's dead, he's 100% dead What a loser, okay I might get the missiles on him No, no, no, no, no, I'm not Okay, where's there, where everybody go? Where do I have to go over there or something? Oh shit! I kill this guy. Okay, uh, I'm gonna just do it to him right here. Oh, this is actually kind of a bad idea.

I shouldn't have done that. I have to move away. Bro, who is this guy? Okay, I get away. Got him. Enemy town. You see that guy's fucking garbage. Okay, and then we'll get on him too. Oh, oh, suck a dick. Okay, now we gotta go somewhere else. The point capture? Uh, yeah, we We gotta go over there. It's my, yeah. Well, easy. Yeah, no, this is go. Okay, we're away.

I'm gonna hit him. We gonna get the missiles out on them too. Okay, I'm gonna get on somebody else. I'm gonna finish that guy. The missiles are really effective at long range. You see that? I'm about, I said Matt dude's whole career. Okay, um, let me see where else I need to go.

Let's go over here. Uh, I gotta wait. I gotta wait. Okay. See, we got, we got, we got to wait. See, we got that one rocket at him right there. Okay, right here, right here. Let's get him.

No, no, no, not yet, not yet. I gotta get up. Bots can input read if you do challenge missions. Is that true? Oh, fuck. But who is this guy? Wait, what the fuck? Who is this guy?

Okay, I try to get out of that. I got him, I got him. It's not a big view. That guy's garbage. Okay. You always go with McDonald's, man. Okay, uh, I guess I'll just shoot these guys Uh, I can't, I can't, I gotta move forward.

Pulse system interference. What the fuck is that? I guess I should probably get my shield up, right? See, I gotta figure out like how I can use my ammo Because like that's the one thing. I don't really understand yet. You see this, this guy's literally fucking dead. Wait, why's you not dead? Wait, am I dead? What the fuck? How did I die? Shit! His shield?

How the fuck does he have a shield? Wait. How much damage am I doing? I'm doing the most damage. I'm doing the most damage by a fucking mile. That tricerra is like, it's like mine, but it sucks. Mine's way better. Okay.

All right, we're getting a big dick on him. That's a sniper. That's a sniper. I remember this fucking name. And then they have like those little decoys. bro i'm sitting in the bunker busters on them yeah god damn it bro like what the fuck is this who is this dick sucker using lasers on me okay that gun's dead okay i'll try and get my shields back a little bit got him he's dead he's dead he's dead literal garbage player literal garbage

actual trash it depletes your energy shield super fast yeah i know i get it okay i'm a i'm a We're gonna hit these. I'm gonna, I'm gonna just hit him, bro. I'm gonna just hit him, I'm gonna just hit him. Oh, what's wrong? Oh, oh, look at that, look at, bro, bro, bro. Okay, let me move in. Now we do it again.

Reposition. Wait, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? Who is this guy? What do you mean shields off? What the fuck is this? What's happening to me? Bro, guys, he, like, I need help. They're trying to he's it's going in business. He's going in business. He's actually I'm so sick at this dick sucker bro

Where's my heel? Where's my heel? I don't have a heel I got I got him. He's gonna be able to kill me bro. He's that's it that's a stealth sniper That's a stealth sniper like I can't I can't see him most bullshit fucking dude how How do you just run away? You're just making new ones. It's not even fair. Die! Please shoot the rockets! Please die! Are you kidding me? Who is this fucking guy? And now he's doing stealth again? No, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. I kill them. Okay, give me a minute, I'm trying to heal. I'm trying to heal. Okay, I can't, I can't, I can't heal. This guy's garbage, we're gonna kill him. I got, I got, I got, I

I got to move I got to move again got to move again bro bro really am I oh my god it's that fucking sniper kill me on the other side oh my god stay go I'm literally doing a 3d1 I'm gonna go kill me I'm actually I'm gonna get where's yeah where do you go where do you go where to go Where'd you go? I'm a burn these down right now. Okay, let's move. There, there, he's over there, he's over there.

We're gonna kill him right now. Where is he? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Fuck, where's my missiles? Bro. How?

Oh, I didn't hit the right button. I had the wrong button on. That's actually my fault. That's actually my fault. Fuck. Okay, dude, I feel like I'm not doing any damage Wait, I'm doing so much damage. Okay, I'm doing so much damage. Okay, I's fucking garbage Please, please hit him hit him hit him hit him. It's a sniper again.

Did I win? Of course I won. I'm so good at this game 800,000 damage. Oh Oh, oh Eliz is making waves. So is that really is that a really good? one. Top assault. What did I get? Oh, I got the most damage. D-E-I. Oh, yeah, you're right. Damn. All right, nice. Accumulate kills with protagonist. Achieve victories in Operation Verge. Achieve Top Assault in Operation Verge. Achieve Top Finisher's in Operation Verge. Wow. Literally the best. Yeah, I know. Jesus, 40 achievement points, too. Okay. That went really.

really really well that went insanely fucking well already the best it's ever played be after one game yeah get missions wait missions wait what do you mean mission what the fucking missions like what do you mean missions uh missions what do you mean missions what's the fucking mean missions for huh mission how on any striper and win battle pilot welcome why the fuck don't want to play that stay go okay well yeah i don't want to play bro like i'm not trying to play okay good yeah yeah all right our our good now we got we got two of them going on all right now we're now we queue it in okay operations so i also need to matrix marketplace so is all of this so is this game pay to win or not people say why people say yes and no

is it i feel like it is simple right only for extraction mode i don't cares about that bro like Who knows? No pay to win, it's all cosmetics. Okay. All right, we're gonna cook the fuck out of them right here. Ready to strike. Okay. Flies, you can buy mecks, it's not all cosmetics.

The only pay to win mode is technically mashmack, the extraction mode, since mods can be purchased and equipped in that mode alone. So you used to be able to use mods in the fucking multiplayer. Are you not able to do that? Or is like every mec like just default? like I don't even know You can't oh it's removed that's probably I mean it's a good and a bad thing right? Okay, let's do this

Is this that fucking desert ship? That's for extraction only stick out off we go. Okay, let's do this yeah, I said that's shit. All right, we're the bad guys Let's see him I'm I see a bad guys Got out of my life Got my life

Got my life bitch I can't I can't go anywhere I'm out of energy I forgot I forgot I was supposed to worry about that Okay give me a minute Yeah I know that I know that I know that Okay

Oh bro he's dead He's super dead Oh yeah yeah they're done They're so oh this guy sucks big dick oh what a piece of shit see this is like see we're giving suppressive fire right let me kill this guy real quick got him that was me that was me that was me it's all me 100% me want to kill that guy right there okay got him okay oh i see i see it reloads that way okay i didn't even notice that i wasn't paying attention who's this dick sucker okay i got i got

i got to move i got i got to move i got a reposition bro where's my missiles was my missile was my Who don't want to go after? We're gonna go after this guy He's dead I think he's dead I think he's dead I'm pretty sure he's dead Yep, oh yeah, it's over, it's over Oh, it's this dick sucker shooting me Get out of here bitch!

Okay, missiles Fuck, I gotta move, I gotta move Who's this dick sucker? Wait, what the hell's oh? What the hell's going on? Fuck, he's got his shit. Bro, I need to pay attention to learn how to deal with that guy Okay, I'm gonna go inside and we're going inside going inside going inside going inside Okay, hose mad, hose mad hose mad, hose mad, hose mad, who's mad, go inside, yeah, yeah, no, I did, I did, I'm a good boy Shit, this guy's trying to kill me again

That guy's pretty good at getting it. I'm gonna be honest I got to figure out how that shield works against him Bad area to use missiles, yeah Yeah, I can't use missiles there. Your mecks sucks indoors? Yeah, it does. That's just the way it goes. I mean, it was an, it was an out-it-was-off, it was an open, like, fucking I had to do that.

Okay. I'm leaving what? Okay. Dude, why am I never able to kill these guys? Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Bro, they're all on me. they're literally all on me like i okay jesus christ okay i'm starting to understand how to play the game now

i'm gonna be honest i think we're improving a lot yeah this is this is actually going really well i got to get away i got a boy i got a boy wait wait wait what where's my team where's my team motherfucker shit what team yeah it was a 4d1 guys he's murdered i know i know it's a Okay, I think we're winning, right? I'm pretty sure we're winning. Are we winning? Stay go. This is 40.

Let's go over here. Yeah, I think we're winning. I don't even know who's who. Is that a bad guy? This disables all your targeting systems. I don't know who's who. Oh, he's dead. He's actually dead.

How is this guy not dead? Holy shit. Jesus. What an en, Dix sucker he was. Oh my god Jesus Christ that was fucking bad finally killed him. Do I go in through here? How the fuck do I get in here? We're the bad guys Oh bro bro bro right here right here

It's over he's dead. Oh yeah yeah he's done he's done I'm gonna end his whole career that was the easiest game I ever played my life That kid just got destroyed. What a loser. Now we got to go to the next one. Okay, I'm starting to understand how to play. Oh my God! Yeah, now we're starting to...

I'm starting to see the lines of code here. Yeah, see, now I'm figuring it out. These losers are going to get destroyed. Look at that. What a dick-sucking retard. Jesus Christ. What a piece. of shit. So it's this guy?

Panthers lance treads through all evil. Damn. Damn. How much did I get? I'm bronze four. That's pretty good. Gay voice, yeah true. Oh, that one pretty good. Oh, I got another token.

So like what the fuck do I do with mission tokens? What do I do with mission tokens? tokens. Cosmetics? Who gives a fuck about that? All I want to do is be able to make my guy red. That's literally it. I only care about being red. Aquila, ready to strike. Sky Raider, ready to strike. It's game currency? Yeah. Aren't those cosmetics? I'm not purple. No, I gotta be McDonald's, bro. So, like, so striker design, maybe this is it.

So I have to edit this. So paint. So how do I go with red? go with red after this one we do it yep give me a minute it's back yeah we're gonna bring back macdonalds i don't like how this i don't like all i'm not tank i wish i was just a tank like with treads and shit this is the next best thing though You're pretty chunky. Yeah. Stego. Off we go. Tricer is a tank? No, it's not. It's the same as mine.

Wait, what am I in the water for? Oh, I remember this one. Okay. I'm gonna pop these off right now. Yeah, there we go. These guys really suck. I'm hitting the wrong button. See, these guys are garbage. These guys are trash, bro.

Huck my wait what the fuck? Who is this guy? What the fuck was that? Bro. Well, I literally cannot even move. Literally three people try to kill him. Three people try and kill me all the same time. Oh my god.

So what even was this? What did this guy do? He didn't even do. Wait, it looks like he does more damage than I do. Why does he do more damage than me? in me. Is he broken? Ready to hold down the front line. Okay, I gotta go. Okay, we gotta go up there.

We kill, he kills that right now. Dude, who's shooting me? Who the fuck is shooting me? Bro, bro. It's a sniper. It's a sniper. I'm gonna die. Okay. I'm trying to get in here.

Dude, it's another fucking sniper. Where's my team? Do I have a team? I actually don't even have a team. I literally don't have a team. I don't have a team. This is solo game. Yeah.

This is nobody else is doing any damage on my team. Is this armored core? Uh, not for them. Wait, why am I not shooting? Oh my God, it's just stupid fucking dick sucker, man. I can't. I can't hit him. Bro, this guy's, this guy's mech is insane.

Okay, now I'm, all right, all right, now I get it. That guy's good. See, I need to use my shield next time. Yeah, all right, all right, I get it, I get it, I get it. I didn't know what he was doing. Just avoid that guy? Well, I definitely have like a team-based thing, right? Look look look look literally like I don't even have a team

Like I actually don't have a team like I don't even have it I have no team Like it's literally me and that's it it's just me back step yeah no I'm serious look look I don't even know where they are how okay I don't think I can kill him that he's gonna get me the sky is ours okay Oh, is he? Did I kill him? Oh, bro. I got like four people on me, man. I got four people on me. Oh my God.

Oh my God, man. This is so fucking annoying. Team rage quit? No, no, I don't think so. I think we're gonna lose. I like we're getting destroyed right now. We're just gonna try to go inside. Let me just try and go in. Why can I not move? What the fuck out of here? See, this guy thought, this guy was gonna get me whenever I didn't know how to fucking play.

But like now I know what the hell I'm doing, it's not gonna, oh, oh, now we lose. Fuck! I got a bunch of retards on my team. I don't know what to expect. I mean, what do you expect, bro? We got a bunch of retards. It's not my fault, I tell you that. How fluid are the controls?

Um, look, I literally was the only person. Wait. Oh, I had the highest damage taken. Oh. I thought, I thought, I thought that was the most damage done. Um, I thought it was something else. Okay, all right, all right, paint the whole thing. All right, red.

Okay. See, that guy, that guy, bro, he streams not me 100%, bro. Shrooms not me 100%. Bro, like he literally kills me, and then he eats me. All right, now we in McDonald's now That's actually pretty good Okay, this is that that's decent right? Like I'm not gonna try and change a whole lot

But that's at least a good start Yeah, he knew exactly what he was doing The problem is that I just need to figure the rest of this out Like I need to figure out like how to play better That's a winning paint job? Yeah, because he's red red's gonna make him faster Push melee away with your two skill? Yeah, no, I just, I think it's a matter of just practice, right?

I mean, like, I'm going directly in the rank. And so it's like, wow, big surprise. I go directly in the rank that I'm not, like, insanely good. Like, that's fine. I'm okay with that. Red will increase your insurance, right? Oh, is that true? It's because red cars drive faster.

Press 1, whenever you get dived on my melee, it makes you. doing biz oh really oh that's crazy see i didn't know that let's go let's go somebody i got macdonald's though it's okay off we go stay go all right let's do this i'm i'm i go right up on me bro are you kidding me are you kidding me i have my whole literally the whole team the whole team is the whole team is trying to get me the whole team's trying to get me the whole team is trying to it's everybody against me i'm i'm just i'm i'm gonna hit him right there bro he did he dead oh bro he's so dead this is my map bro this is my map okay uh we're they at see they're trying to get around me that's how mad he is

i'm i'm i'm just do this real quick i'm i'm i just get his ass real quick what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong What's wrong? We're gonna shoot your ass down. Man, look that loser. What a retarded little loser. How am I gonna get this? Get that, a little bit of that. We're gonna get the missiles up there. See, I can't bro. Why you flaunt? Come down. Come down.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm actually. I'm actually so. sick of this shit. I'm so fucking sick of this shit. This is fucking bullshit, man. Okay. All right, I just, I see what I have to do. I just, I can't, I see what I have to do. That flyer has anti-law, it's not your job to do with it. Where's everybody else? Yeah, that's good. I keep, I keep not hitting the right button. Oh, they're both dead, they're both dead. the fuck is that god i decide are you kidding me why can't why can't you guys why can't you guys handle him okay where is he where's he at oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh what do you mean it miss

okay uh let me see oh oh oh wait oh i fucked up i fucked up i got to see with my team i'm gonna die anyway it doesn't matter okay see this Wow, what a loser. What an absolute loser. Okay, um, it's that fucking sniper, it's that fucking sniper, bro. Can I do one? Yeah, I can. Okay. Where are there? Inferno, about to lay down the barrage. Yep, he's done. He's done. He's done. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead. I'm actually dead. Oh my god, I'm not dead. I'm actually not dead. Okay, this is good. Wait, yo, heal me. He'll me. I'm almost dead. All right, I'm gonna just stay here. It's okay. That guy's garbage.

Okay. Um, I'm thinking about how we're gonna handle this. So we got two of them over there. I think, I think we, uh, I think we big dick them. Wait, I think we... Yeah, we big dick them over there. Okay, no we don't. No we don't. No we don't. Dude, I... Who the fuck is shooting lasers at me? Really? From all the way over there. Stellerous.

Sneaking up for a backline ambush. Okay. Jesus. Wait, how's that guy not dead? Wait, what? What am I fighting? Optimus fucking Prime? What is this shit? Well, get away from me. Okay, got him.

got him i feel like now we're doing a little bit better oh my god i'm out of juice i'm out of juice i can't do anything i can't do anything i can't okay there we go i'm just trying to shoot him i can't do shit bro like okay i really want to shoot that bitch down i just can't why is he shooting me why are they shooting me why are they shooting why am i getting shot okay now you're Now you're fucking dead. There's no way I didn't kill like everybody. Yeah, he's done. Oh my god, bro.

Like, that's what happens when you're a dick sucker. Okay, let's go over there. I literally missed every shot. That's okay. Okay, let me kill this guy. Got him, got him. Wait, where to go? I feel like, I feel like now we're cooking them.

How is he not dead? How are these guys not dead? Okay, we kill one. No mind. We're doing great. I'm gonna just keep shooting. I'm gonna just keep shooting. I just keep blasting. Okay, let's move forward.

Okay. God, the battle master at work. Oh my God, I'm out of juice again? Okay, I killed somebody. It's okay. This energy thing is rough, man. Okay, I'm not trying to kill him. Got him. Okay, I don't know what the, um, I don't know what the mission is.

I feel like there's like these some like an extractor thing I'm supposed to do I'm pretty sure I don't really know See it's like these This guy dude Why is he not dying Like he should be dead right now

Okay all right we killed him We killed him he's dead Okay now we're actually doing damage I'm gonna move ahead I can't hit him How's he not dead Falcon? Falcon needs nuts Oh my God

that guy is such a fucking loser okay we got him i'm gonna see if i can kill this guy dude why is he so high up in the air it's so annoying he shouldn't be able to do that okay let's go to a fuck bro i'm out of juice i'm out of juice okay uh okay now big dicking big dicking where wait oh i hit the wrong button Wait, no, I hit the wrong button again. I might kill that guy right now. Why is he, why is he move away? Nice, I killed him.

It's this fucking sniper, man. As always. Except for that one time, that wasn't my fault. Oh, man. Oh, man. That was a good one. Wow. Is that that annoying loser?

Panaka delivers justice and salvation. Damn. Damn. How'd I do for damage? I don't know if it even tells me. I think I did pretty well. It said 8.4 is that it? What was 8.4 even mean?

MVP? Yeah. I think we did really well there, honestly. Positive KDA? Yeah, no, I feel like, again, the more that I learn how to do it, the better off I'm gonna be. Details at the bottom? Yeah, I didn't see it. Use crystals on the map, they regenerating energy.

Oh, really? Well, I didn't know that. No, no, no, no, not Falcon, not Falcon. Wait, wait, how do I... Wait, somebody else, wait, what? I... What? Okay, I guess we're gonna...

No, I can't... I have to be a Falcon. Ready to strike. This guy stole my... He stole my character. Is this a girl Mac? I think it is. Let's find out.

Falcon just flies around and doesn't fucking do it. anything right this is a girl meck for sure okay let's find out falcons a flame yes true all right this is my this is my first time playing this character I've never played this character before ever the sky is ours okay so this is my favorite map on my other I'm not my other one too So how does this work? I'm not doing any damage. I don't do any...

Where's my damage? Is this a joke? Like, what is... Guys, is this a joke? Like, this is the worst, this is the worst Mac I've ever played in my life. I have to... Oh, I have to press 2. Okay.

I mean, you can see how that would be confusing. Because I don't know what that. I'm doing. That's why it's confusing. Falcon here. Okay, so I'm gonna press two. Wait. Wait, wait, that way. To hold down the front. Wait, was it really that easy? No way. It was that easy. Where am I big, where are my big, where are my big attacks? Is it, is it, is it, oh, I think it's those right clicks or something, right? So whenever I do this, am I just like out of

juice? And now I have to wait till I go back to Overall I'm gonna star fox this guy wait, no, my, no mind, no mind. I don't know what I'm doing. It's this dick sucker, bro. Is he dead? Yeah, he's dead. I hate that in dude, that invisible sniper is the worst fucking character in the game. It's actually the dumbest character in the game. What? I'm in the water. One. Wait. Oh, I see. So I can just. You fucking retard, that's what you get. Oh wow, what a fucking loser. Wait, why am I dying? Why am I dying?

I got a Star Fox. I'm Star Foxing. Okay, good? Yeah, bro, if I was playing my other meck, we'd already won the game. I'm just, I'm just being honest. Okay. I'm trying to fly it in.

Yeah, bro, I see, we did that 9-11 shit. We just went directly in on them. Foo, right on top. him he dead okay let's go star fox again okay oh yeah what a loser oh yeah that guy sucks okay so where is everybody are they all dead oh no they're in there how do i go down oh i guess i just do that okay that's fine more than you can too uh okay that went pretty well Oh wait where's he where's this cock ass where's this cock ass Wait, okay, all right, I'm actually, I'm starting to learn, I'm starting to learn

I mean, not really, but like you know what I mean, okay that that obviously I'm not learning there. Okay, I gotta go up. Yeah, this guy's done. I think I'm doing really well with this one actually like I I don't know if I'm supposed to shoot this or not, but I feel like I'm probably should right. So does number one do like a radar or something I'm gonna just kill this dude right now I'm gonna just killin his ass I'm just killing his ass right now I'm gonna go fuck oh oh oh starfox star fox let's go all right we're gonna get him oh this guy's done bro why is he what what oh I'm I'm fast look up fast I am did I just do a barrel roll no never mind no I didn't Okay, give you a minute.

I see him, I see him. Do we win? Oh, we won by a mile. We won by a fucking mile. What an easy guy. That's the easiest game I've ever played. I actually killed nine people. Like, I know it says assists, but like really what matters is the fact that I killed everybody.

These sword, these sword mecks are pretty good, man. Yeah, these sword mecks are actually really good Why am I not getting rankups anymore? Is there a reason why I'm not getting rankups? Oh, it's because I wasn't playing rank This one Okay, I want to play Stago this time, right? Alex, no, no, no, no

No, Stego Ready to Strike Okay, bro, that's Ready to Strike I was so worried there for a second, guys Narukami, ready to strike Eliseness, ready to strike You have to change your default

Mech to preference to only one before joining a match I didn't know that If you want Ste-Go every time You gotta save you your pre-selected meck I'm probably gonna learn how to do like three I'm gonna learn how to do that one I'm gonna learn how to do the The melee one

And that's gonna be it I'm not gonna learn anything else I don't want to learn shit Especially not that Falcon bullshit That shit was so dumb Like I watched Emmy play that on the beta bro all she did is fly around and not do shit it's literally like it like a pigeon in the McDonald's parking left do the sniper one no I have to aim I don't want to aim

it's for taking down snipers yeah maybe oh yeah because it's got that thing right yeah you're right this is a dark magda game is it true stay go off we go stay go let's do this It's time. Oh, bro, like, I'm, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna just let him. I'm about just let him know, bro. I'm about just let him know. What are they at? What's that?

What's that? Oh, there's one right there. I see. What's wrong? Shoot the missiles out of him? He dead. He dead. He doesn't.

He's a hundred percent dead. That's right. What are you mad? Oh, oh. Oh, ho's mad. Yeah, see, this guy's dog shit, bro. Why's he not dead? How's he not dead?

literally fucking fucking die fucking die Jesus Christ wait why are there people behind me okay who's this I have the wrong button I'm in the wrong button again where's my missiles wait Falcon I'm gonna shoot them down I'm shooting them down wait who's this guy what a fucking retard bro that guy sucks so much dick that was insane Wow Why they're knocking off my shields

Shouldn't be able to do that Why is he why is he doing that? Why's I'm out of hell? I'm almost out of health bro. Like I'm all why aren't why I not getting healed? Nobody wants to heal me man This is okay. We got more missiles bro. It's actually to be one It's actually two be one and I'm winning I'm losing I'm losing this I think we're doing all right.

Hears don't come in right away. Yeah, I don't know. They don't come in at all. Yeah, bro, that was bad. That was real bad. Stay go. Oh, my God. Where is this guy?

Oh, okay, we won. Wait, round one. Oh, it's round one. Okay, I didn't even know that. Okay, so you got win, we got win two. Stay go ready to hold down the front line Okay um I don't want to be out there I don't want to be in there

Where are they Who's this fucking retard Dude this is insane I can't even move This is what the I had to I had to fight them I mean there's nothing I can do bro like it's literally three people It's literally three people

actually three people on me like that's crazy wow wow that's so stupid man i can't do you can't do shit you can press two to get out of stun yeah i didn't know that you keep jumping using all your energy stay go i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't have to use my energy if they didn't do that fucking bullshit man okay let's kill back guy oh oh they're over there Okay, all right, let's kill this guy. Okay, good, he's dead. I just, I want to shoot him, bro. I just, I just don't like him, bro.

I just, I don't want him in my game. I don't want him in my game. There, okay, all right, all right, we got the missiles over there. Oh, this guy sucks. Oh, that guy's a loser. That guy's like a super loser. Oh, he's so dead. Yes!

That's what you get. That's what you get Oh Get them out of my face That's right Thank God bro Like Beas

Did I get MVP out of that? I should have MVP I've never got MVP I don't even know what that one is At least now I'm getting rankups I didn't realize I wasn't playing ranked Like I was like

I thought I was like bad or something Like because I wasn't getting rankups but no I was I was playing casual wasn't playing ranked okay I gotta stop I gotta stop I gotta go somewhere before 8 p.m I'll go get ready and go do that oh well this is a good game

I might play more of this tomorrow I haven't decided yet I do really enjoy this game though it's great one more that was my one more yeah that that game was my previous one more fun to watch yeah no I enjoy it a lot and you guys got drops for it never can he lose some matches we need the ejection animation no bro try blue archive tomorrow oh i said

i was going to play that neverness to everness game i don't know if i'll play that tomorrow or not i haven't decided will you try the other mecks no no i'm just gonna master one meck i'm gonna be i'm gonna be the master of this meck and just do that and just be super good at that one and that's it been loving it almost platinum that's a lot the game just look fun as fuck yeah i mean this game it does not play as well as armored core six but like armored core six is a is a literal perfect game so like it's as good as this it's like for somebody who isn't from software making this game it it's it really is as good as it's gonna be right yeah armor core six is a chat game yeah it's just insane no horse race game i might play more horse race game tomorrow i haven't

really decided yeah set default striker uh Got it. Okay. More Uma Masuma? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I haven't decided. But yeah,

I've been trying to play some more games recently and have a little bit more fun. And so yeah, thank you guys all so much for watching. It's a free game. Yeah, free game too. Not sponsored or anything like that.

Other people got sponsored. I didn't. They sponsored me the first time. That was good. I'm waiting for all? Yeah, yeah. And so, he said it correctly?

I'll try to, right? If Armored Core 6 is a 10, how would you rank this game out of 10 for gameplay? It's like a 8. Like a 7 or 8? Yeah, I'd say a 7 or 8 somewhere around there. Probably 8. But anyway, guys, thank you all very much watching. I really appreciate it.

I'll be back on tomorrow. So until next time, boys. And that's compared to Armored Core 6 mech gameplay. Like, not overall as a game. But overall, I'd say this game's like a 7. I say this is honestly just a 7. It's a good game. It's a good game.

I worry that, you know, there's not like a lot of, there's not a lot to it, but it's a fun game. It's well designed. That's it. And so that's where I'm at. So thank you guys. I appreciate it. And I'll see you all tomorrow. Bye, boys.

Peace.