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Watch me win.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Jesus Christ.
That's how good I am.
See that?
Winners win.
Every fucking time.
If you lose, I never lose.
Look at that.
It's literally a one-horse race.
That's how good I am.
Winners win.
Never lose. Yeah, exactly.
Watch, I'll do it again.
I don't want to do that.
Watch, I'll do it again.
She's in a good mood now.
Now it's gonna be super easy.
This is unhealthy.
What about it on the dirt?
I have no idea.
I just do this one because it gives me the most points.
Watch.
Look at this.
This is 7th, 6th place.
Watch, watch.
I'm still going to win.
I'm still gonna win.
I'm still gonna win.
Napaima's right.
Mijero, Lyan.
N'iq.
N'i-Royan.
I'm still going to win.
But,
Mijero, Lai.
Rihiro, Ria,
L'Iro, is a one-bush,
Mijolian,
Aik, Aik, Riholian,
The balling.
The real-kind,
cast,
race,
race,
Rays,
Choy, Riham,
Rih,
You stupid fucking bitch.
Now she's in an awful mood.
You're gonna race in an awful mood, you stupid whore.
Go ahead.
No, I'm, no, you gotta do it.
You're gonna do it.
And now you win!
And now you win that you're depressed.
Are you kidding me?
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh my God.
Depression is her strength?
So, not so bad.
So we got a pretty good amount.
Okay, let me go back.
I could do more of the races, but I'm not going to do that right now.
Okay.
Just fucking do it.
Do the thing.
Okay.
All right, so these are the ones that I have right now.
We're going to go with her.
We're going to see how she does.
Do goal she mode?
Okay.
All right.
we're going to auto select because i'm lazy all right uh this seems pretty decent it's not
really awful this is decent okay um yeah this is fine let's do it it's probably fine yeah i'm gonna
i'm gonna go with it you guessed well i could i could get this bitch this gives me 63 strength
but i feel like i feel like getting the wit would be better in general
could just go entirely with speed though i i don't know like what do y'all think should i go with
speed or not speed and stamina i'm gonna just go with this one i i already did it's it's it's done
it's done i'm a auto select okay wait no why would i want to do that i i don't want to do that
no no no no no no no replace because i no no no no this is stupid this is dumb like i i i
No
I already have this
Uh
Shouldn't I use this
Because I could go and use it
Because I have this one too
Okay, a little 50 is better
I have a level 50
I don't need it
Okay, we're gonna do this
All right, let's go
One more stamina
It's too late, it's over
I don't have a good stamina one
What? Star Career
Whoa, wait
No, it got fuck
Oh, whoa, I got, I distracted myself.
Y'all fuck me up.
Okay, we'll go with maybe, um, I'm gonna go with this one.
Yeah, I'll go with that one.
Okay, let's go.
This is it.
All right.
Let's go.
I'm gonna get speed, obviously, at the beginning.
It's the easiest decision of my life.
Literally never made a easier decision ever.
Do this, get a little bit back.
That way I get her mood up.
Now she's not depressed.
Okay.
And then we do this again.
Okay, uh, we're gonna do, um, uh, we'll do, uh, we'll do WIT for now, since we're a little bit low.
Okay, that's fine.
That way I can save it for like the big, uh, the big ones.
Okay, good.
Is this real? Yeah, it's real.
Okay.
See, I'm telling you guys, I, I know, I'm really good at this game.
Uh, we'll do this again, speed again.
Uh, there's this one that gives you energy.
I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Okay. Um, wow. Wow.
See, this is what I was telling you guys. Like, I'm, I'm very good at this game. I'm a fucking champion.
Okay. I think I went, I did the wrong one, but it's okay. Okay, this is three. We're gonna go with three.
All right, I'm gonna put this bitch to sleep.
30 energy. You lazy fucking bitch.
Wow.
Wow! That's me, guys. You see that? Okay.
We'll do this again. 17% never fail. I never fail. Ever. It doesn't happen.
Okay. I don't know which one this one does. I didn't need that.
Okay. I've got to make a rest.
50 energy. Okay, good.
Challenge yourself. Okay.
That was a bad decision. Okay. All right, what's her stats?
She just pace or front. I think I'm gonna go with this.
I mean, her stamina is a F plus.
People always say, like, people have been telling me, like, I should have them do...
I should have them do front.
You guys should do front?
Not with a B?
Okay, all right, y'all, if I lose this, if I lose this, I'm gonna be fucking pissed.
I'm gonna tell you that.
Let's go.
I don't know
K-Krily-kri-kid
N'-Dri-N-N-Rez-N-Legh-T-Koh-KIN
Outsch-Ckka-N-WKK-WK-T-WK-WK-WK-T-W-T-WK-T-W-T-W-T-T-WKK-E-WKK-W-T-W-T-WKKKK-WK-W-WK-WK-W-T-W-T-W-WK-WKK-WK-W-W-WK-WK-W-W-W-L-W.
I see this is why this is why I skip I skip ahead this is exact reason why I skip ahead
I'm actually gonna lose.
I'm literally going to lose the first game, aren't I?
I'm actually going to lose the first game.
I can't...
Okay, fourth place.
All right, here we go.
Okay, now she's speeding up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Yes, I win.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Easiest game of my mother fucking life.
Wow.
Wow.
See that?
Championship gameplay right there, boys.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Good job.
With five ahead, too.
That was a lot.
Okay.
Well, championship, I'm telling you, like,
it's just gonna get better from here.
Top 5.
17 turns.
Okay, that's a lot.
I usually just do that because it gives energy.
Like I always do, I always do the one that gives me energy.
Okay, 0% fail rate.
Literally easiest decision of my life.
Okay.
All right.
Let's do speed again.
Always fast.
We'll do this one here.
Literally easiest decision again of my life.
Okay, good.
I'm going to just do
I'm gonna just do it again
okay and I should get another one after this
okay yeah yeah this is good
okay we do stamina
she needs more stamina anyway
now I'm gonna have her probably
yeah I'm gonna have her rest
nice
wait
13%
no way I fail 13%
nah you're gonna make it up
you're gonna make it up
you're gonna do it this time
you're gonna do it this time
That's what I fucking thought, you stupid bitch.
Okay, all right, we're fine.
Great.
See, now she's happy again.
All right, she's got to rest.
Okay.
Shit!
I did the wrong one.
Okay, uh, do this.
Uh, okay, do that.
That's, I shouldn't have done that.
That's okay.
Okay, no way I fail. No way I fail. No way I fail.
No way I fail.
No, I knew I wouldn't fail.
See that?
I told you.
30 energy again?
Motherfucker.
Oh, this is big.
42.
Already.
Yeah, this is insane.
Oh, my God.
I'm actually popping off.
That's what gives her energy.
Okay, good.
Okay, we're going to go with this too, with power.
Nice.
Easy.
Rest again.
Yes.
Okay.
Training needs more fans. Wait, she needs more fans.
Okay, uh, we're gonna go with this.
Okay, that's fine, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna do it after this.
What?
Why she's sad? Okay, um, let's do
turf and medium. Yeah, yeah, this is good. Okay,
easiest decision.
I'm 100% gonna win this one. It won't even be, won't even be hard.
You have to race to gain fans?
I know that.
I know how the game works.
Literally so fluffy.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm literally playing against so much of retards.
See that?
She's gone?
It's not in close.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
Wow.
That's how it is.
They're trying their best. Yep, and now they're going to the glue factory.
Why energy? Okay, no, no, no, now she's happy again. Okay, this is good.
And I can do one more turn.
Okay, here we go. Um, yeah, let's do this again.
No way she fails. Never fails.
Okay. Uh, I think this is good, right?
Okay, stamina's good. That's fine. All right, what are we going to get here?
He owns another runner.
toward the front
that's probably good
get corner recovery that's good too
I think we do corner recovery
it's the easiest decision of my life
okay
easy let's get it
this is going to be a joke
long tracks are coming up
no no no no no
no no no no matter
are you kidding
are you kidding me
okay okay okay okay
all right we're good
She's not done. See, I told you.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
She fucking lost, man.
How do you lose?
Fuck!
God damn it, man.
I thought I had it there. I really did.
Put her down? Yeah, I might have to.
This is...
Oh, and now I get this.
See, if I had this before, it wouldn't have happened.
Amazing.
Okay.
Um, she got a rest.
70 energy.
That's huge.
Okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Four of them?
Holy shit.
Yeah, this is insane.
Okay.
And then, oh, three.
Damn.
I'm actually popping off.
This is so good.
Okay.
And skills again.
Let me see if I can get something else.
It's good.
We're going to get this, obviously.
Just literally easiest decision in my life.
Okay.
20,000.
I have to win this one.
I need to win this.
are you gonna have to be
oh my god
are you kidding me
this is you're gonna have to win this one i will i'm gonna win i'll win i'll win
i'll win see she got a buff see see i told you to be fine
she's gonna be fine
she's stopping
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Out of
Out of 10.
Uch from A-Sin'
Flushing flash.
Come on, please.
Please.
Actually, I think we're going to win.
I think we win.
No, we win 100%.
Yeah, yep, we win.
We win.
No, no, I guarantee you we're going to win.
The same it chief?
No, you're about to see.
Watch.
Come on, please.
She's getting blocked, it won't matter.
She'll get out of it.
Please use your buff.
Use your fucking buff.
Use your fucking buff.
Use your fucking buff. Please use your buff.
Yes! Yes! I knew it!
Okay, alright. See, I told you we were gonna win.
I knew it. I knew we were gonna win the entire time.
I was certain.
Wow.
Jesus.
They're not even on the screen.
Easiest game of my fucking life.
See, and that was even with that fuck-up at the beginning, it didn't even matter.
Insane upset?
Yeah, no, no, it wasn't upset.
Like, I wasn't upset about that at all.
That was great.
The top three?
Okay.
Train?
Okay.
What do I need to do?
This is kind of like, I guess I'm going to get this,
because it's almost going to max hers out.
Probably not a great idea, but it's okay.
Okay.
Yeah, we're just going to rest.
70 energy.
Oh, this is massive.
Okay, this is really good for me.
Look at this.
Look, look, look, look, look.
So I get 40 right there?
Literally no way I fail at 6%.
Literally no way.
I knew I wouldn't fail.
I don't know which one does what.
Okay.
No way. No way. No way. No way. No way.
I knew it. I knew it. I never fail.
Except for that time that I did.
That was different, though.
Okay. Um...
I guess we'll do this again. Give her speed again.
Okay, good.
Nice.
Uh, bounce back. I think that gives energy, right?
did not give energy.
Fuck!
Oh, wow, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Damn.
Okay.
Eat your vegetables.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay, so what are we going to get now?
We're going to get this, I think, because that takes me right down to zero.
Yeah.
That was perfect.
Okay.
Long?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
This beginning part doesn't matter.
Nobody cares about this part.
Witt has to carry stamina now.
No, it doesn't matter.
Because I've got all those things that redact,
recover stamina. There's no way I run out of stamina. It's actually impossible for you to run out
stamina. Right? Like there's no way I'll run out. It's like zero percent, yeah.
You went from the go off? Yeah, yeah, she hasn't gotten a single buff. Yeah, she's not getting any
buffs like what the fuck run bitch
she got two didn't she she got one
okay good all right she got one buff
she got one buff
that's lower down no no she's about to pop off
watch
M.
M.
S.
Come on.
Come on.
Mons,
Bufu'bosin'
B'bath.
Please,
6.
And,
last,
she's the buff.
S'h
S'h.
She needs to use the buff.
You need to use the buff.
You need to use the buff.
Please use the buff.
Please use the buff.
Please use the buff.
Holy shit.
She doesn't even need it.
doesn't even need it.
Oh my God.
Bro.
Not even close.
Oh my God.
As long as she doesn't get gassed out, it's over.
Come on.
Is that coming?
Jesus.
Wow.
Wow.
Ahead by eight lengths.
That's how easy this game is.
That's not supposed to happen.
It just did.
Literally just happened.
Seven lengths.
And that's with long.
So I feel like do we even need to give a fuck about stamina anymore?
Like, I don't think we even give a fuck about stamina, right?
Because we already did that.
Not at all.
I will if it's like a big one.
5% chance.
I never fail.
I never fail.
Never happens.
Okay, this is so good.
This is amazing.
Okay. Uh, I've gotta rest. Okay. Uh, yeah, let's do this. This is actually perfect for me.
Stamina, like I give a fuck about stamina. Uh, this is, I think, I think I rest again.
Okay, I overcap, but that's, that's, it is what it is. What? What the fuck?
Okay, oh no, no, we're fine, we're fine. Okay, skill points is really good.
Okay, we're gonna do
Uh, we'll do this now anyway, even though we're at 100%.
That way we get an extra point.
Okay.
Nice.
Plus 32.
This is insane.
Wow.
Um, uh, I think we go with this again.
Let's go with this again.
Energy full SAD.
Yeah, that's just the way it goes.
I'm not worried about it.
Sometimes shit happens.
And we will do stamina here.
I feel like stamina doesn't matter at this point.
It's not really a big deal.
Okay.
We'll do...
I personally think we just do wit.
Yeah, let's just...
Let's play it safe.
Okay, I have 156 points.
I feel like this is obviously the decision.
I'm going to double check.
Yeah, we're going to do that.
This is massive.
gigantic.
Okay.
This is another long one too.
Okay. Here we go.
Big Dick? Absolutely.
All right.
See, you guys don't even worry about this.
Literally do not even worry.
Do not even stress yourself out.
Like I, see, I already, I already got a
I already did.
I'm literally about
I'm about to become a god.
Rushed. What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
Wait, what?
That can happen?
Oh, corner recovery, okay, I'm fine.
Honestly, guys, I think I win this one for sure.
Oh, I spilled my shit on my blanket.
Oh, no.
I wasn't looking.
I wasn't paying attention.
Look.
I spilled soda on myself.
I got soda on my god.
Dude, I feel like this is it.
Like, I literally have already, I've already won.
Like, I don't even need to watch.
It's, it's not.
not even the ending area. Like, it's not, this is gonna be the biggest blowout you've ever seen.
Watch.
This is pathetic.
Look at this. Watch. Watch, what, what, what, what, this is me, this is me.
It's not even close.
I didn't even need to alt on them.
These losers!
Not even remotely close.
What a bunch of fucking retards!
Eight lengths!
That's me.
Winners win, boys.
That's how it works.
Top one?
one turn
Nice
This is actually huge for me
Look at that
Oh my God
Wow
I think we go WID again
Honestly I feel like we go Witt again
Am I doing it I'm doing it
This is the right decision
I just decided it
Okay can I get anything for 83
Slightly activate after
velocity
Slightly increased velocity after activating miniskies
skills mid-race what do y'all think I don't think I need to I don't I don't need to
all right we're gonna long dick we just long dick him it's not a big deal
I'm already at 900 I have to get first place in this race
Oh god, come on, bro.
She's not getting any prox.
We're the prox.
Yes!
Yes!
Come on.
You got this.
All right, this is only a third of the way through.
She's already catching up.
It's over.
It's over.
This is over.
I got the corner.
I got the corner bonus.
Why am I got, why am I not getting my buff?
It's last corner, yes.
Yes
That's two
That's two
I need to hit that old
I need the old
I actually need the old
It's over
I win
I'm gonna win
I'm gonna win
Even with the late start
I'm gonna win
I'm gonna win
I need the
I need the old
It's the biggest
Alt to my life
Oh, my
5th place now, 5th place now, 5th place.
She needs to do it.
Okay, I need another buff. I need another buff.
Fourth place.
Wait, no, no, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going,
No, no, keep going.
Come on.
Yes, yes.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What a joke.
What a joke, bro.
They're not even close.
No.
No.
No.
Oh.
Okay.
I was about to, bro, I was literally about to say, like, I...
That she was gonna like, I was gonna like, I was worried.
Yeah, like, that was, that was not good, but no, no, we're fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice, nice. I have to be top three. That's easy. I have three turns.
Fuck.
Okay. I think that gives me energy, right? Those skill points are good too.
Okay. That's energy. I'm out of control, boys! We're out of control!
They can't hold me down! This is it! I think it just rest. Yeah, just rest. I'm just gonna rest.
It's a good decision. Right, it was right decision. It was right decision.
That was a good decision.
Okay.
All right.
Certain victory.
Honestly, I just like the sound of it.
No way I lose.
Literal 0% chance I lose.
That's right.
That's right.
You don't fuck up this time.
And you already get a buff.
You already get a buff.
Let's go.
Second favor, it doesn't matter.
Yes, yes, yes, I don't need the stamina, but it's okay.
Yes.
Oh my God, I'm gonna win.
I'm actually gonna win.
I already got three prox.
I'm literally a god.
Come on.
They're boxing are in?
No, it won't matter.
It won't matter.
See? See?
She's rising above it.
All that matters is it, she's ahead of those first two.
Yeah, she's...
Yeah, yeah, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, she's about to pop off right now.
Bad stamina?
What do you mean?
She has like 600 stamina.
What are you talking about?
What are you retarded?
She has to get the old.
I need the old.
Where's the old?
Use the old.
Ha ha!
I didn't even need it.
Wow.
Wow.
Not even remotely close.
She's just showing off?
Yeah.
The easiest game of my life.
How many turns do I have?
Do I have to do the next one?
What is it?
How many?
11. Should I do an extra race?
What do you guys think?
I think I should do another race.
After summer? Okay.
I feel like I should rest, but that's...
I'm just going to do this anyway.
Okay, easy decision.
Literally easiest decision in my life.
Literally never been an easier decision.
Just do wit again?
Really?
Like, I really just do this again?
Yes, I knew I would win.
I knew I would win.
See, I told you, it's easy.
See?
easiest game of my life.
I'm just gonna rest.
I'm just gonna rest.
I'm just gonna rest.
Okay, none of these are ridiculous.
I'm gonna look and see for the races right now, okay?
None of these are really that good.
None of these are good.
I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna do it again.
We'll max this out.
Oh shit!
Big dictum.
Oh, that's huge.
Massive.
Okay.
Races.
15,000
Mm
Ah
You guys want me to go G1?
Okay
All right, we'll do it
15K is that a lot
Okay, let's do it
Xxed
Krilyna's start
to kicker
Who are
Strait
Iska
Ska RET
11th
Super Creek
The
Tiberi
Kike
RISC
Shire
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
I stand prok?
I did that on purpose.
That's because I'm good at the game.
Unskilled players wouldn't understand that.
Early prox are bad?
No, it's not.
No, that's not true.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna win.
It's not even close.
It won't even know, would not.
I'm literally, it's not even the last third.
I'm already almost winning.
This is pathetic.
Yeah, it is, honestly, I'm just, I'm literally gonna blow them the fuck out.
Wait for the old?
It doesn't matter.
does not matter.
I don't even need the oldt anymore.
I am the old.
You see that?
That's how it works right there.
It's a one horse race.
It's pathetic.
Absolutely fucking pathetic.
Look at what was that like 10 lengths?
Eight.
pathetic bro like i i totally blew them the fuck out like that was not even close
i'm so proud of you okay i'm gonna do this i don't think i need to get any more speed
because like i'm gonna max it out passively like it'll it'll max out pat you see what i'm saying
right it's gonna pass the way big dick i think we big dick it let's do it
Number one favorite.
I have to, I have an old, I haven't altered in the last, like, three games.
This is third, it doesn't matter, no, it won't matter, won't matter.
See that? That's why I told you it won't matter.
Oh, look this. See? That's what happens.
She won't hold if she's already in first.
No, this one, this one, now why, she'll do it, she'll do it.
She'll do it.
When they're behind? I don't know about their BV. I didn't even know that.
Why is she getting outrun by that?
I don't even know which one that is.
Who cares?
You're going to get it smoke?
No, I won't.
No, watch, what.
Okay, it has to be right now.
It has to be right now.
Do it.
Use your old, use your old, use your old, use it, use it, use it, use it, use it, use it, use it, use it, use the fucking old, use the thing.
Yes!
Oh my god!
This is the run of my life!
Wow!
Not even remotely fucking close!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Eight lengths ahead.
She's already at 16,000 or 160,000.
We are out of control.
It's too bad I can't do this.
I'm going to have a rest.
70 inner...
Dude, this is...
Level...
Oh my God.
Home stretch?
That would be good, too.
Tail held high as hot as good.
I just, I wonder, is it better than velocity.
Because I feel like velocity,
might be better, but I have...
Let's just go this.
Okay, okay, let's do it.
All right. It's time.
Only for longs?
Yeah, but this is a long.
I have to get first place in this.
I need to get first place.
Let's do it.
She's got a great mood. I've got full energy.
There is no way I lose.
Literally no fucking way I lose.
It is impossible for me to lose.
This one, I get this prox
N'uble, I get this prox.
Mejana, McQueen.
Theider-
Ryece-Sauer,
Mappan-Korna Cerve,
Kavanaugh-N-V-Wolns.
I need the prox.
I need the prox.
Yes, Nogneau-Napryan, nice-chewan
Just a year
Yes, yes, yes, we're good.
I need to get my prok.
I need to get my prok.
I need to, if I get ahead of these, I win.
Get ahead of these retards.
Get ahead of these fucking retards.
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No!
No!
No! No, go, go faster!
Are you kidding me?
It's over.
It's over, it's...
Wait, she passed him.
Man, you thought, huh?
I was worried there for a minute.
I really was, I was stressed out.
I was really stressed there.
Damn.
Blown the fuck out.
Top star.
That's me.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Wow.
You did it again?
Yeah, you had it first.
No, I was stressed for a minute.
I was.
30 skill points, too.
Okay.
Um,
there's like really nothing I can even get here.
Like,
I don't even know what I should go with.
Like,
I think power?
Yeah, probably power, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
162 points.
I could get straightaway adept.
I think long corners.
Honestly, I think we do long corners.
I think that's the right option.
Because it's also 30% down.
So, like, I'm gonna probably win this next one.
Yeah, it's long.
Yeah, no, this should be fine.
She's a medium horse, though?
No, no, no, no, she got long.
She's long A, she's long, A long.
Is it a long race?
I have no idea.
It's medium.
I could just get straightaway adapt.
I think, yeah.
let's just go with that.
Walk in.
We're about to.
Okay, all right, we're off to a good start.
I'm already number two.
This is actually, you win this 100%.
I'm gonna win all of them 100%.
Look at that.
See, we'll get all this prox.
See, three prox, three prox.
three prox already literally already three prox
straight away so right see you might
let's go no no but that that prox my other prox
my other prox
yeah it's over
it's over
I've already won.
I can tell.
I've already won.
I might not even need to use my old.
I don't think I even need to use it.
I don't think I even need to use it.
I think I should use the old event.
I'm actually gonna lose.
I'm actually gonna lose.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Come on.
Certain victory.
Oh yes.
Yes.
Bro, that was close.
that was close that was way too close that shit stressed me out i'm gonna be honest like that really
did stress me out like that was that that was way too close that would that was way it would
would not have been that close uh i'm i'm stressed man i think that uh i think we just do this right
i mean we just do stamina right power why let me see what this
one is oh it doesn't say power at 600 okay no i think y'all are right i do i think you
guys are right okay um is there any of these i can buy no it's medium again
all right i guess i guess who's i'm gonna win i'm gonna win for sure i'm about
one for sure 100% gonna win I'm only right about to win this one's in the bag
yeah this is it's over it's over it's over I'm gonna win so I've already won't I brought I'm
I'm gonna win so it's so easy needs to old though no I won't need to she won't need to
Because the last, the last game was just really bad.
She will, she will, she will do it.
She will, for sure.
She's going to use it.
She has to use it.
Please, please use it.
Please use it, please use it.
Oh my God.
Bro, we might not even need it.
We might not even need it.
Absolutely fucking over.
Oh my God.
Bro.
Jesus.
Blue them the fuck out.
Seven lengths away.
Pod armor, you're goddamn right.
Easiest game of my life.
Wow.
She was so speeding up.
She was.
Okay.
I think we just do, we just do wit.
Let's just do wit.
Nope, I'm not doing stamina.
I'm going to do wit.
I'm going to keep it very safe.
I'm going to win no matter what.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
There's no way I lose.
It's impossible.
for me to lose. It's on medium too. I think you probably get this. I think straight descent.
What do you guys think? You say firm? What's firm? Firm conditions.
Okay. I can afford two. No, I don't think I can. I could do long corners. It's at 40%.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna win no matter what. I'm fin of rise. Watch this, watch this.
This is me. Should just save. It doesn't matter.
And this is going to cat me out on my speed.
All right, this is the last match.
Here we go.
She's already in third place.
I feel like, okay, this is perfect.
I'm actually, it's over.
It's over.
I'm actually already won.
I can already tell I've one.
I know I've won.
There's no way.
No, no, no, watch, watch.
See, they can't get ahead of me.
They can't get ahead of me.
Gold ship?
She's not doing anything.
She's not going to do anything.
Gold ship sucks.
Watch.
I'm just being honest, right?
She's true.
She is going pretty much.
Come on, come on, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, it's over.
It's over.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Wow.
Damn, damn.
That was the easiest game of my fucking life.
Wow.
Jesus, first place with seven lengths.
Blown the...
Wow.
That's insane.
Day, I'm on stream.
I'm gonna be over in like 45 minutes or so I've got to do a meeting and then I'm gonna be over.
Yeah.
I'm already late.
Got it.
All right.
I'll talk to them.
Oh, man.
Man.
What an easy fucking game.
I'm actually really impressed.
I really think that I...
That was great.
I just popped off, honestly.
I really did.
Wow.
Chance of this game, game of the year?
I think it already is.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it already is, guys.
Clear obscure?
Yeah, the second best game of the year.
Yeah, second best game of year.
Wow.
Definitely best gotcha.
the year, I'd say that.
It's like the
biggest loser, but you know, it is what it is, right?
Wow.
Finale
Champion. That's me, by the way.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Reach the good ending.
Not the glue ending.
I have 200
skill points.
Okay. What do I want to put my points into?
Oh, man.
I really don't know.
Firm?
Firm and long.
Okay.
All right, we're gonna go firm and long.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that a lot.
Sounds really good.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Firm and long.
All right, let's see it.
You guys ready?
Here we go.
Easiest game of my life.
Wow.
Not great, but it is one of this.
Speed two, not bad.
No, it's.
not bad it's not good it's not bad could be worse could be a lot worse man have you played for
pulled for super creek SSR support that one of the best cards in the game uh damn look at that
i'm actually a fucking god this is this might be this my best one i've ever had jesus first
place look at that a thousand points wow
I gotta stop.
This is like literal total fucking blowout.
Like absolutely complete fucking like I don't know who this is.
Fall Tramling's support.
Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
Okay, edit team.
Look at that.
We'll get that literally up by 200 points.
Wow.
I'll do one pull.
I don't know what this is.
Which one is it?
Oh yeah, it's this one.
I know this one.
Okay.
Pulse. Fuck you, man. Okay. Here we go. I'll spend all of them. I'll spend all of them. I'll spend all of them. I don't care. I'm gonna spend all of them.
I fucking hate my life, bro. Are you kidding me? I'll get it this time for sure. I'll get two in one. I'll get two and one. I'll get two and one. I'll get two and one. I'll get two and one.
This is embarrassing. Oh my God. I'm actually, I'm actually literally not going to get a single. This is in.
I'm actually about to quit this game, bro.
Like, this is insane.
Like, I can do one more.
I gotta go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
Um,
I might not be on tomorrow.
We'll see what happens.
Okay.
Yeah, I might not be on.
The ticket?
Okay, I'll use the ticket.
I'll use the ticket.
I'll use the ticket.
All right, guys.
Uh, yeah, we had a great stream today, guys.
Uh, really appreciate it.
Uh, thank you guys.
And, uh, I'll be back.
on tomorrow. So until
next time, boys, thank you very much.
Until next time.
Peace! See ya!
