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Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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Look at this, bro. I saw that this was crazy. This guy, man. Man. Was that water? Yeah. Is the goat man? This guy, yeah, this guy is a legend. Like any time that you beat a video game, you can go and watch this guy's YouTube channel and see him no hit the hardest boss in that same video game on the hardest difficulty.

Man. No UI doesn't need it. Yep, don't need it. just don't get hit. Jesus. And like the thing is, him doing charged attacks, too, which is what's fucking nuts about this. Oh.

No dodge? Well, Perry's better. Like, I thought I did a good job on this boss, right? I did. Like, I felt like I cooked this boss. But I'm watching this, and... I just microwaved it. That's all.

It was insane, man. Just Perry? Yeah, just fucking Perry, guys. all there is. And I don't know if I've seen some of these other ones too, but yeah, some of these are really fucking good. And overall, like, I think I played this game a lot, right, so far. I think this game is fucking great. I am going to make the guild today, by the way. Okay, I think what we do is I get ready to level all the way up to 50 and then I make the guild, right? How do you guys feel about that? Oh, oh, battle pass. And so y'all, y'all didn't see this. Look, look, look. Is this

the horse? Look at this horse. Does it? It doesn't... How do I look at the horse? Here, give me a minute. Let me show you on the shop. Look at this. Look at this, bro. Look at that. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. Holy shit, guys. I think we might have to get this one. I do. What's the player peak for this game? It's like 100K. I think it, it was. was actually more than, I wonder actually, yeah, how many people did start playing this game? Let's see, is it still on there? Yeah, wow, what the fuck? Jesus.

Almost 200,000 people playing. Oh my God. That's insane. Is that actually $300? I don't think so. Does it say $300? It says go. It says exchange.

And I don't have, I need to draw a harmonic core. I don't know how that works It's 300 if you pity I'm not gonna pity Why would I pity? That's what losers do I'm not a loser Okay, give me a second Let me go, I'm gonna upgrade

It's time Time to go to level 5 We're going all the way now Let's get that work Wait, what the hell is this? Go to trial And wait, I'm on solo mode right? Yeah, I am. I don't even know what the hell this is.

One? Remaining... What the hell is this? I'm just not even gonna pay attention to this. I'm just gonna play. What the fuck? Okay. Okay, so I have to do...

Okay, so I have to beat these guys in three minutes. Okay. Oh. Okay. So I beat this guy in one minute. That's pretty good. Okay. Damn, I couldn't parry that.

I need to AOE them down, man. That's the problem. There it is. Okay, I feel like I was way ahead of that. Okay. Current challenge wave. Wait, what? I'm one of two.

Oh, that was great. I love missing my attacks. Okay, there it is. All right, so that wasn't too bad. Okay, we're going to go with this. Oh, fuck. I have to do it even inside of this timer? I have to beat the boss too.

Fuck, okay, I've got a minute and a half to do it. Yep, easy. Easiest game of my life. Easy, look at that Oh, there it is Got it Okay And so I have to do chapter 2

Okay, let me do that Increases charge skills damage by Well that's really good That's nuts Okay I don't know what to do next Man E.P Damaged up by charge stack by 10%

I probably should use my other weapon Wait, am I fighting some motherfucking ant eaters current remaining HP okay i shouldn't have no matter right i can just skill myself i'm fucking these anties up okay i'm also healing by a lot too yeah i really should have used my sword uh or my big sword i mean all right there it is all right an eaters have been destroyed okay i wish i got a oeem down there it is see how i saw that behind me i use that for afk all right Oops. Bottom.

This is going pretty well. There it is. Do a barrel roll? A what? Got him. I was wondering if I could throw him off the edge. I guess not. All right?

So now I'm assuming we're going to have the boss, right? Damn. Charge skill, okay. External defense. I think I should probably just do this again. Yeah, let's do this again. Jesus Christ, I'm such a piece of shit. Got him. I'm really making a lot of mistakes.

I always mess up that last one. The way he holds that is confusing, man. Yeah, I gotta do that next one faster. Alright? This is the way I can full heal and I can actually get the last one part of it. Right? Got him. There it is. Level 5 solo mode breakthrough requirements med.

Easiest game of my fucking life. Maxed it out, no problem. And I even fucked up, honestly. I didn't really do that well. Though it was good enough. The thing is that breakthrough available, typing mausoleum, okay, that's done.

Okay, good. So now I can break through, right? Upgrade. Breakthrough. Do it. Nice. This is a big day for me. Look at all these pieces of gear.

Oh my God. Look at all this stuff. Hold up. Hold up. So we're gonna get a little bit of this. A little bit of that. A little bit of this. New weapon.

New fan. Oh my God. What a good day to be me. This is nuts. I gotta go through and make sure I don't miss anything else. Oh, that's another. It's the same thing. It doesn't matter.

Okay. And then we'll get this one too. This is huge. Okay. We got all the upgrades. so far. And now we got to do another set of upgrades as well. And so where is it gear? Yeah. Enhance. Oh, fuck. I gotta spend all my gear and all my money now. Cold iron. A thousand dollars? Well, what the fuck? I guess I gotta buy it anyway. It's okay.

All right, let's buy these. Okay, and then we're gonna buy raw or. I'm just gonna buy 49 raw war. Uh, I'm gonna need a lot of that anyway. Okay, and how do I get more of that? Okay, good. I leveled that up. We're gonna also level up the chest piece as well. Okay, what I have to buy? I have to buy sheepskin. Okay. Nope, no. So all I have to do is I just press spacebar until I'm a winner. This is the easiest, easiest shit of my life. And what about this? Uh, these are, okay, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, to obtain? Course fur. Okay, I'm just gonna buy, I bought it all out. Okay, what about this? I'm gonna buy these too. What? You mean I can't just buy it off the store? Wang Woodcraft. No? No, I want to buy it. Season shop. Like season shit. I gotta go talk to Wang. I don't know who the fuck

Wang is. I think Wang's over here. Is that a chicken? That's what I thought. Okay, wait, meow. Wait, wait, I just... Oh, all I had to do was buy these from Mr. Cat. Well, son of a bitch. And I could put, I could get a fish dick.

I don't know if I want that or not. I gotta, I gotta really think about that if I want the fish dick. Okay, so average item level. Oh my god, I need so fucking many of these. Holy shit! God damn it! It's a dark pattern, guys. An event?

That's not yin-yang ornament. The season shop? Which shop is that, guys? Wait, tune gear. Wait, what? Tune gear? Okay, give me a minute. Which shop is that? Which shop is that?

that guys how do i access the season shop i don't know which one it is shop number 13 okay shop number 13 okay we're now we're gonna go offers and then the exchange shop as well okay um season shop okay we found it and now we have our so fucking retarded wait there's an engagement hub wait i got bounty wait what are these I didn't even know about this menu. I don't see this anywhere. I have 25,000 fish. 25,000 fish.

And I don't know where to buy this. Oh, I already bought. Okay. And now I have two of these for some reason. I don't know why. Career notebooks. Like, okay, so, all right. Are there any other?

Oh, I forgot about this menu. Wait a minute. Wait, I actually got some out of that. I got four. I didn't even know about that menu. That's my first time seeing that menu. Okay, so which one can I upgrade now? None.

I still can't afford it. Okay. So there has to be another menu that these are in. There has to be another menu. An event? Path of the Strong. Okay, all right, there's one more. Okay.

Custom weapon chest. All right, that's great. And I'm not ready to use that yet, because I don't know what weapon I want to use. Okay, so, oh, improvement guide. Okay, oh, here we go. Okay, I get this here. And then I get this, get that, get this.

Okay, good. Oh, path challenges. I forgot about my path challenges. Okay, um, so, oh, DPS mail-a-com. Oh, I have this too. Okay, so, wait, what was that, what was that graph? Wait, what the hell is this? Mystics, wait.

Oh my, I forgot about this one. Oh, God. Okay, there's another menu. Wait a minute. A second. Wait a second, guys. Okay, so, oh, I have another one of these, too. I forgot about this in the menu.

Well, how do I upgrade this menu? Okay, so inside of this, there's another upgrade here, too. And so now I have to figure out, oh, I have this one, too. Precision Critical Damage. Oh, that's really good. Okay, so... Then, let's see, which one do I want? Do I want any of these?

I guess I could get this one. Physical attack bonus after knocking enemy airborne. Heavy attacks, that's pretty good. Critical healing. I don't care about that. Disintegration. Oh, that's actually pretty good. Okay, so now...

Power of four. Oh, I got a new... Oh, wait, wait, this is, oh, God. This is the Void King menu. I didn't know about this one. The Twin Lions. Wait, Ghost Master. Wait, what did I get?

Oh, this is the achievement menu. Wait, I didn't see this. Wait, I've never seen this menu before. Oh, wow. Look at all these. I didn't. Wait, how do I get back to that menu? Wait, I lost it.

I don't know where, I don't know. where it is. So level six, oh, clarity. What's this here? Clarity unlocks in four days. Okay. Click on your portrait. Okay. Is this maybe achievements? Oh, all achievements. Okay, I got it. All right. Okay. Claiming all. Okay, good. Ten. Edge of combat. Okay. Okay. And now we have more Echo Jade. Okay, more of these. And then, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is more Jade as well. Okay. Good.

And. Ooh, what's this greatest benefactor? Unlocks the hero title greatest. Okay, that's a title. All right. There we go. Okay. And then what about this?

Wait, what's this? Edit profile. Hero title. Oh, I have to have a hero title. What's this? I've never seen this menu before. Okay. So I need to decide one.

Okay. Um, greatest, uh, let's see here. Whispers on the Wind. Oh, I don't have this. Okay, patron of the winds. I'm gonna just equip that. Okay, good. So now, wait, wait, oh, I didn't have these.

Oh, I have to obtain these in order to, oh, I have to unlock these titles. Okay, great. I didn't have that before. Okay, so, um, I think I've run out of menus to get to get upgrade materials from, guys. Check your mail. Oh, shit, I forgot about my mail menu.

Wait a minute. Well, I've got letters. Okay, here it is. Okay, reputation reward. Online repair optimization. Okay, I forgot about that. Okay, and then this is some other bullshit. All right, good.

You're missing a few more. Wang has 20 in stock. I already bought them. I bought them from the cat. Do the red outposts around the map. Okay, so I'm going to have to do that. Like, in order to fully upgrade my stuff, I'm going to have to go do that. So now, okay.

Right now, oh, I forgot about this menu. Oh, and I get five of these. I knew there was one more. Okay, perfect. Okay, and now we can go back to this menu and then go to the upgrade menu and then use the upgrade menu to upgrade this out of the menu. And now... Oh, I just have to do it again now.

Okay, so now I need more again. Okay, so... Um, I... Wait, what the hell? Wait. What the... Wait, did I just unlock something? What the fuck?

Am I really that guy? Five now. Oh, they're way higher level now. Okay, so I get something out of this. right? So there's two cock suckers here. Okay. Wait. There it is. I didn't have my fire arrows on. Wait, why is he shooting me? Shouldn't be able to do that. Get out of here, bitch. Okay. You get permission to fly at stage four reputation? What? Oh, now I'm big fast. Damn. What? Damn, that guy got his ass beat. Dude, this is like, I feel like I went from

Neo in the Matrix 1 to Neo in the Matrix 2 and 3. I do. I go on map, bottom left. Wait a minute. Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold. Two? I, I, I, I, guys, guys, we're in a situation. Oh, wait, I forgot about my other upgrade menu. Wait a minute, where's my talent menu? Okay, my basic talent menu. Okay, because I forgot to do these. Okay, so Divine Craft water, okay, good. And then this is maximum HP, critical bonus, mystic skill slot. Immune to a single instance of damage, exud... Oh, wow, that's really fucking good. And what's the CD on this?

Wait, I have to have 50,000 health? What? Okay. No. No, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Okay. So, so now I can just do whatever I want, right?

Like, I... Like, let's say I want to go get this bug. Where's the bug? I got it. What are you doing? What are you doing? Fat bitch? Does the armor give you health? Yeah, it does.

Alright, do you guys want to see me try to go for the... You guys want to see me go for the horse? Yes. So can I... Oh my god. Okay. Um, well, that's... That's interesting.

Oh my god. Yeah, I didn't know about any of this stuff. stuff. Ooh, what's going on here? Wait, so can I just... wait a minute. So can I just go up the tree and I jump over and oh my god. I've actually ascended. This is crazy. Wow, okay. Um, so all right, let's get this item. Here we go. I'm gonna get my horse right now. You guys ready? It's time. The horse game, yep, that's right. I need. I need to I need this horse. I need this horse, guys.

Here we go. First try. I don't get any upgrade materials out of this, do I? No, of course I don't. Alright, that's great. Guaranteed legendary within 50 draws. Wait, what? Okay, let me do it. No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's not me do you.

Okay, I'll do it again. So I get... Wait, lingering butterflies... What? I get but... Butterflies? Okay, alright, let me go again. Let me go again. Alright, here it is.

I need a legendary. I just... I don't know how this happens to me. Okay, let me go. Decorate your... no, I don't want that. I don't need that. No, no, no. All right, all right, we'll get it. We're gonna get this horse right now. Let's go. I'll do another one. Come on. Give it to me. I have never even gotten more than one purple. Like, this... this system is fucking rigged.

It is absolutely wait draw reward available oh wow I got a butterfly on me now okay three more it's fine it's fine I'm gonna get it before that I'll get it right now what are what's the preview like where's where's the what does it tell you what the rarity of this is cumulative or it doesn't even tell me history I don't want to see this these are all the times that I've lost Okay, alright, all right, we got two more. We got two more. A ball! I got a ball!

What the fuck do I do with this? Echo Shop! Wait, what the hell's an Echo? Harmonic Cora. Wait, how do you get echoes? Draw shop? Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, okay. Oh God, oh God. But I thought, wait, don't I need two balls? Dude.

What was Chris talking about? That's insane. Oh my God. Do you guys want... I want to do it. I do. I want to see what happens when you do it. I'm so curious.

Do you guys want to see it? Okay, give me a minute. I have to... I have to re-up the account again. Give me a second. More money? Because I have to buy... I have to buy more.

Okay. Shop? Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. Do it? No, no, it's okay. guys. It's totally fine. Okay. Good. Okay, I was worried it wasn't going to work. Okay, it should work now, right?

Yes. Okay, good. All right. Okay, guys. Do we do the draw 50? Do we draw 50? All right. If I don't get it, 8,000, man. All right, let's do it. Let's see what happens. said where whales meet. Okay, all right, we're gonna test this out, okay, guys? Where's my... Where's my legendary? Where is it?

I got two fireworks things? I could have bought this for less money in real life. This is cheaper in real life than it is in the game. I can't believe they have a draw 50 option. That's crazy.

Okay, let's do it again. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna do them 10 at a time. That way I can, I can, like, I don't have to spend as much as I want. Because all I want to do, I just want to get the horse. Okay, I just want the horse. Give me the horse. Okay. Give me the horse. I don't get, I already have that. I already have that item. This is so stupid. Okay, I'm gonna do it again. It's fine. Come on. Please. Please. Please. Come on, man. So, draw 50 is a better deal? Wait, what, is it?

Windows Ark. Wait a second. How about that? Huh? How about that? Fucking idiot. Spend 100K? I'm gonna spend 100K.

I don't need to. I'm gonna get it right now. Well, I don't need to spend 100K. Watch, watch me get it right now. Oh, good. Just what I wanted. Fuck you. All right, let's go again.

No, no, I got pulling. I got plenty more tickets. Like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna flop out. I'll be fine. Here we go. Wow. Um, okay. Uh, this is this is really getting to be bad guys. This is this is ridiculous. Like I I, guys, I just. Okay, I got two purples here. This is the first time I've ever got two purples in my life. So wait a minute. I only have enough. for two more pulls. So I have to get it in the next two. All right, I'm gonna do it. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Okay.

All right. This has got to be it, guys. This has to be it. I'm just do a single pole. I gotta get it, right? I can do ones, right? I... Guys.

I... Come on, please. Please just give it to me. Just give it to me. Just give me the item I need this No I'm running out of money

No please I need this horse I need the horse I can't let this Okay, all right another one Okay here we go Here we go Oh my God Okay I have enough for two more

Okay this is the first one Okay Alright, this is my last one It's purple though Like it's Guys, I mean I could get one This is It's embarrassing bro, like

Just I Fuck it Barlow like fuck it I'm just gonna do it I'm just gonna fucking do it But I We're gonna get it And I'm gonna show you guys

That I didn't even want it Okay I'll show you I did not even want it Okay No no it's fine It's fine it's okay no no i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna this time for sure no this this is gonna this well um why would i even wait why would i even need the horse

because can't i teleport everywhere i was just thinking about i i don't even wait i don't even need this it looks cool i guess i don't know guys i don't know about this lingering echoes i know what the fuck okay all right all right let me get it right now don't back i'm not gonna back out now i'm i'm i'm already too deep i have to get it it doesn't matter i don't care i don't care i don't give a shit it does not matter okay that's fine all right this is it this is where i get the horse this is my horse here we go okay all right a ball okay i've i have received the ball we have the ball.

There it is, gentlemen. It's done. It's done. Now, at what cost? Okay. So, I could get this. This is stupid. I could get this.

This is stupid. This is also stupid. This is stupid. This is... That's stupid. This is for girls. Sound jade. All right.

We're going to buy it. We have it right. here let's do it Jesus Christ two harmonic core for the appearance ghost rider it's done okay confirm the use of this item yes there it is there it is okay all right you guys ready I mean this is wow wow wait wait wait we're well come here come here come out of the water Where'd he go? Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, where'd my horse go? So, oh, it has 600... Wait, I can't... He's stuck in the wall. Give me a minute, give a minute. Let me move him over. Okay, come here. So, this is as fast as it goes.

Why the fuck did I even buy this? Like, can it fly? Press shift. I paid $500 to be gay I Alright And so What's going on?

What's going on? Okay Why is this not What are we all doing? Can I just get the box? What are you doing? What are you doing? Wait

What the fuck is happening? What's happening to me? I Okay Here, where is this guy? This guy's going after me. They're attacking me. Well, how am I supposed to kill this person if they've just got the fan?

They're gonna full heal everything. No, you can't do that. Yeah, they can't full heal forever? Yeah, they can. So this person's just gonna kill me unless I, because I can use the fan and I can do that too. You see, look, look. No.

No, this is, no, no. This is insane. Just kill me. Just literally. Just kill me. Just kill me. Fan versus this is not happening. Let's just get this over with. I'm a busy guy.

It's the way it goes. I don't know how people get into my game. I have no idea. I wish I knew, but I don't fucking know. I feel like there's probably a timer on it. We're like, people can only do it once a day. That's what logically makes sense. Yeah, like you can turn it off, really?

I don't know. you had a bounty on your head i would have never guessed what a shock okay where where am i all right so i'm over here and all right we need to make a guild okay so how are we going to make a guild i'm not going to worry about fat boy over there let's just ignore him top midfigure in her solo mode i am in solo mode i am yeah i'm in solo mode right now okay so all right there's a menu this is the guild menu. A guild rising organization of swordsmen. Heroes of different types gather

from diverse guild to form diverse guilds. Okay. RCMD. Recommended mode, free exploration. So this is like a combat guild. I think I should go with this, right? Recommended. Oh, this is what recommended means.

Okay, let's go with this, right? So now how do I make, okay, I'm going to create my guild. The guild name is going to be called, okay, um, Roach Ranch. Actually, that's pretty good. Yeah, I think we're going to call it that right there. Okay, so I'm going to manually approve applications. Wait, what? It's a, wait, Ranch?

Is that something? What about Roach? Is Roach against the rules? Why? I can have Roach, but I can't. Oh, there's only one word. Okay. Um, so we need a singular word.

A singular word. Underscore? No, it doesn't work. I could do something like this. Like, I, I don't know. Like, I don't really know if I like the way that looks. Uh, just keep the words together. Okay.

I'm just trying to think. I could just do ass monglors. I feel like As Monglers is a good name Let's go with As Monglers Give Give me money Okay

And it costs $300 to do this Okay As Monglers All right Oh wait Oh I need to do a special flag Custom text Long

Oh there's only two There's only two letters Um Okay we're going to go with that and then that's it like long d i don't know if i really want to go with ld um okay big dick i like that big dick okay um and then the pattern is going to be damn there's really aren't that many options for this i don't even really like this but we're going to go with it anyway Okay. No, I just, I don't like how it, it, it, it, it, no, I don't like it. Okay. Um, I think XD probably looks better, right? Yeah, I, I think XD looks better. I, I, I don't even like it, but it's just a better option. Six, can you do that? No, we're not, we're not doing that. Okay, uh, I guess actually this is kind of a good idea. How about this?

I kind of like that. Yeah, let's go with that. Ass monglers! All right. So, oh my God. Okay, so insufficient... Wait, insufficient funds. Wait, what?

Member roth... Wait, what the hell is all this? What the fuck? Events. Oh, I got a special... Where's my guild? Okay, member roster. Okay, application.

Oh my God, guys. Bro. Okay, so number one. All right. All right, so we're already capped out on members. So right now, before I do anything else, I want to see, okay, weekly recommendations. Okay. And I got experience for that somehow.

And then I guess I got this too. Okay, great. And then I also got this too. All right. So I've done. these. Okay, so I need to figure out my guild fund. Insufficient funds. Guild fund. Guild members can participate in guild events to accumulate guild funds or upgrading buildings, unlocking gameplay, seven days of insufficient guild funds. Wait, so we have to keep playing the game or it

deletes our guild? What? Okay, guys. Guys, we can't. All right, we need slaves to keep this open, okay, guys? Guild Invitation. All right, all right. Let's look at the member roster, and we're going to look at, all right, so we have an application list. All right, so number one, let's find,

is there anybody here that I recognize their name? I'm going to refresh the list again. Okay, well, we're going to invite this guy because he's the highest level, okay? So you're getting invited As an apprentice or a guilt wait What's an apprentice Wait what the hell is an apprentice Wait is that a new menu

Wait a minute A normal member yeah it's below member Okay so there are they like slaves kind of Okay so We're gonna invite people based off of Okay this guy has a really high level So we're gonna invite him okay you're in the guild now

I'm going to invite okay if you're not all right I'm going to invite 10 people okay okay that's 10 people now that we have in the guild we have 10 members in the guild and so apprentices

upgrade the side chamber apprentice oh oh so we have to get apprentice members as well interview each one of them well no we're capped out again okay I am going to invite

okay this is what's going to happen refresh list okay i'm going to refresh the list because these guys are level okay we gotta get people that are a higher level invite healers i don't know what you mean the girls is there a girl they all look like girls oh this is a girl zoe definitely a healer you're getting invited that actually might be a girl in real life well probably not but you know that's okay there's only men in this game yeah yeah for sure guys okay so mastery online status this guy's name is kappa and but you only have 5,000 mastery

wait this guy must suck right he doesn't even have his other mystic skills unlocked this guy's a fucking retard okay let's invite him to the guild okay good all right so we need to all right what we're going to do is I'm going to invite 30. I'm going to invite 30 members right now. Okay. And him a thing. All right. I'm going to go based off of the ones that I think are going to be really good. All right. So himethy, we're going to invite him because I like his name. We're going to invite

Bunny Bonker. Uh, no, you're not getting invited. Actually, well, this, could this be a girl? What do you guys think? I feel like, oh, she has a healing fan. Yeah, it is a girl. Yeah, okay, let's invite her Okay, let's see What else do we have? Who else do we have here? Big Sissy, you're level 22, you're getting declined. All of these people are getting declined.

Everybody under level 40s instantly getting declined. Okay, and let's refresh the list again. Okay, now we're all the way back up to 30 again. This guy's already level 50. You're getting invited. Okay, so who else do we have here? Is there anybody that I recognize the name of?

Um, not really. Oh, this guy's level of 20 again. Let's kick him out. Okay, yeah, these guys are losers. All right. This guy's... Damn, these guys are all level 50.

McDonald's? Wait, who's McDonald's? Let me look at her profile. This is a guy. Because she doesn't have any healing abilities. KFC? Where's it? Okay, that's fun. We're going to invite you. Okay, McDonald's.

Yeah, this person is probably just a fat guy. It's just a fat man playing as like a small Asian girl with a skirt on. Yeah, yeah, you're getting invited. You're part of the club now, okay, buddy? Umbrella heels. No, it's a different umbrella. It has to be different ones. Okay.

Okay, so we have 11 people so far in the guild, all right? Okay, search for members. All right. Let's see who should we invite. Certified Nico. I don't like that one. Okay. Let's see.

The highest. Okay. I'm trying to refresh. How's the game? Remove level 40s? No, it's okay. It's okay. So you can only have 30 total applicants.

Is this guy good? Let's go. It looks kind of cool. And he's also on legendary mode, too. This guy's a legendary. 9 Warrior and he's already level 50. Honestly, guys, I think, dude, and he's got

everything locked in. Like, this is a real, this is a real guy, okay? So let's go ahead. We're going to invite him into the guild. Okay. What? Oh, no, no. Okay, it's fine. All right. And he's him. Yeah, I think we're going to just

invite right now. I'm going to invite Wait, what? It's not work? Apprentice guilt wait Wait oh no I can't invite him It deleted his application Apprentice Guild members Oh I hit the wrong button Oh oops

Wait so I didn't mean to invite Himmathy as an apprentice Well I can't I don't know how to change that so you're an apprentice now McDonald's and Himithi are apprentices So too bad guys Um okay so Oh, is this a girl? What do you guys think?

Oh, guys. This is 100% a girl. Look, stupid shit. 100% of this. Okay, let's invite her. Yeah, for sure. Wait, she's a healer, right? Of course she is.

Guys, you know, stereotypes exist for a reason, okay, guys. Yeah, yeah, you're getting invited. And, yeah, there we go. Definitely a catfish. No, no, no, no, guys. It's a real girl. I can tell, okay? I've been on the internet long enough to tell.

All right, so we're inviting these people, and we now have, let's just get to 20. Let's get to 20 people total. All right, who's this guy? This guy, I feel like this guy's kind of a loser, right? How do we feel about him? Do we like him? What about this guy?

Oh, wow. This person is a complete fucking loser. You're getting invited. Okay, yeah, you are an absolute. fucking loser. Welcome to the guild. All right. So now we've got 20 people in the guild so far. Girl who's invite. No, it's because I had the horse in the background. But yeah, also because it's a girl. So now what we have is, so we have a, do we have a guild? What the fuck is this? Okay, homepage. All right. So how do we, how do I go? Okay, so can I open up my guild tab?

channel Guild Okay Test Fat I want some McDonald's Okay great So how do I

How do I get into my guild hall More I can do an emoji Oh wow Look at all these Due to server upgrade The feature is unavailable Oh

So I can't even use the duck Well, what the fuck, man? This is ridiculous. Okay, so how do I, how do I do it? Oh, this fast run requires me. Where do they go? Okay, so how do I get, um, fucking, uh, how do I get, uh, how do I get a fucking, um, fucking, uh, how do I get the, uh, thing for the, um, uh, geez, the guild. Okay, escape, Gild bottom, right.

Okay, good. Escape, Gild, bottom, right. Return. Wait, oh, return to Bays. Are you sure you want to return to the Gild Garrison? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We have a guild now.

Wait, are these... Sit down to bathe? I... And these are like hot... They're like hot... What is this? Guild Transporter? The Guild says,

could you check on today's shipping orders? Wait, what? Shipping order. Okay, guys, we need to... We gotta have people donating, okay? Okay, so... Wait, is there a way for you guys to give me stuff? Can you guys give me upgrade items?

Is that how it works? Yeah, I don't know. Wait, so I can sit out on a lawn chair. Oh my God. Get away from me. Get away from me. Stop it. Okay, so...

get up. Okay, now I'm up. All right, so this is my guild hall and participate in breaking army two times this week. Okay, so I need to have somebody who's going to play this game all the time

who I can make the co-leader of the guild. Okay, all right, so here's what's going to happen, guys. Everybody get on this roof. Okay. Everybody get over to this roof right here. If you want to be a co-leader of the guild. If you want to be a co-leader of the guild, you have to be up on this roof. And we're going to give somebody, you're going to have a trial period for three days where you're going to be the co-leader.

And then if it doesn't work out, you're getting, not only are you getting demoted, you're getting kicked out of the guild. Okay? Actually, no, you'll just get demoted. No, I don't want to kick somebody out. All right. So, all right, everybody line up in front of me. wishes to treat you treat me

I clicked yes right oh it didn't work okay so everybody guys guys that's not how it works so I mean like line up down here okay line up down here line up down

do you guys understand what that means you guys you guys know what line up right line up means right okay if you want to be the guild uh damn damn Okay, uh, wishes to treat you. Okay, why, except, uh, wait, wait, what? Did not, wait, why can't I move?

Bee venom? Wait, what? Oh yeah, I got stung by bees. Wait, I got a disease from that? Wow, modern day Hutau? Isn't that like in Genshin? Oh, whatever. Okay, so let's zoom in we're going to see who we've got here um okay well you're zad zader just jump down you're not you're not getting promoted to guildmaster or co-leader with that mask on you're you're not getting promoted uh that's not going to happen you're done yeah you're done get out of here okay so i'm thinking hmm okay i'm trying to think the best way i can handle this the smartest way i can get people to do this It's gotta be a girl

I don't think so I'm trying to decide Okay 1 v1 dual No didn't you see that fan thing That would take fucking forever No we're not doing that at all Fuck that

Okay It's probably like BDO Where it's like it's probably balanced For like group play But not solo 1V1 That's or like It might be balanced for like Not even really group play

Like large group But like even like a 3B3 or something So, all right, how about this, guys? We're going to have a competition, and this is going to be the competition. It's a jumping competition. I've got to use the bathroom. Whoever stops jumping last, whoever's jumping for the longest period of time ends up being the,

will be the guild leader, okay? Yeah, whoever, yeah, it's going to be. All right, so yeah, I'll be right back. So exactly. And whoever's back and still jumping, you're the co-leader of the guild, all right? I saw you. You weren't jumping. You only started jumping whenever I came back.

I was watching on my phone. All right, it's going to Blabe. Blade, you're going to be the co- I thought this out. um boy you're gonna be the co-leader of a girl okay because we need somebody

oh god where is he wait what the what the fuck is all this oh my god okay um how do I members

how are I go to members okay wait I don't even see B. B. Where'd he go? You're not even on the list. Is he not even in a guild? I, wait, how did they get in here? Wait, how did you? You're not even in the guild. Like, how did they even get their illegal aliens? Wait, we don't we have a border? Well, oh, wait a minute. So, should we deport them?

them? I don't know, guys. Like, wait, he didn't even join. Guys, he didn't even join the guild. Okay. Oh, wait, the second person is going to be Zayarnia. Because you were jumping a lot too. Ziarna, you're going to get promoted to... Yeah, I saw you, I saw you. You're going to get promoted.

Ziarna is not in the guild. So everybody that was jumping for attention is even in the guild. I don't... I don't know what to do about this, guys. I'm worried. That was your audition? Okay. All right.

Let me think about what are we going to be able to do. How can we get somebody? Okay. The first person who can do the jump all the way from this roof to the other roof becomes the co-leader of the guild. Without having to go down. Smash. Boy!

Okay. This has got to be our... This has got to be our guys. right join the guild we have to join this guy join the guild what application list is even on the okay he's on the application list he's level 42 okay you're getting invited blade you're now invited into the guild and now you're going to be promoted blade is a legend yes he's going okay so how do i how do i improve his fucking It says vice master.

Airman was jumping. Yeah, probably, that's Airman's account on Twitch. So, drag and drop. Um, oh, wait a second. Okay, wait, create a new steward position. Okay, vice master. All right, this is going to go to Blade. Blade is going to be the vice master.

Okay, you have appointed Blade to be the vice master. All right, you have a three-day trial period. of, yeah, Aramette. This is my account. Oh, somebody else. Okay. So, and then I can, okay, um, test, confirm. Wait, I can actually just make different positions for people.

Okay. Um, I didn't know I could do that. Uh, do, do I, can I just delete this? You set all position in advancements. Okay, all right. I don't know how to get rid of that. Okay. Um

Slave Okay We don't know Like we'll probably make another position For slave at some point But I don't know when that's going to happen Okay Let me check my previous message

No No, I'm in the middle of my stream What is this? Okay, so we now have everybody Blade You're in charge of everything Okay You everybody has to listen to you

All right So if you guys have a question about the guild, you have to ask Blade. Don't invite anybody, Blade, for like three days, though, because I have, like, probably friends are going to invite into my guild. And then we're going to have to kick out everybody who's bad is going to get kicked out of the guild. Everybody that's like a dick sucker gets removed. So that way we don't have, except for the ones that are the actual real girls. We don't kick them out.

There aren't any, if we think somebody's a real girl, we're not going to kick them out of the guild even if they're bad well I mean if we did we wouldn't have any girls in the guild right and so that's really it I don't think we need to worry about it so we've got everybody here and call the slave position pal oh okay that's a good idea yeah I like that

all right so I think that we've put together a really great a really great group here I don't know how other random people have made it into our guild uh our guild hall i don't know how that wait can we build out here wait a minute wait this whole area oh my god what this is massive f4 to build okay no permission to place the building okay is it in quadrants maybe it's in quadrants no i don't know what what the hell you need to upgrade the guild to build more oh so so but but like we don't all these people

aren't even in the guild blade can figure it out don't worry okay all right so that's solved and uh yeah yeah he that's his job now and okay visit guild okay so we you guys need to a royal engineer Yeah, we need to have a way to figure out who we're going to have. I don't know who we're going to do with. He has three days to fix us. Yeah, he's got three days to get it to work, okay? So if there's a guild leaderboard, the top 10 can stay. Yeah.

So basically, we don't want to have, here's the thing, is that unless we think that you're a girl, we don't want to have anybody who's garbage in the guild, okay? So what that means is that if you're, if you're like still like level 40 in three days, you're getting kicked out of the guild. If we just think you suck, you're getting kicked out of the guild. If we don't like the way your character looks, you're getting kicked out of the guild. Basically, you can see a pattern here, right? Okay.

So you can see where things are going. So you got to make sure that you're on point. And if girl, well, then you're definitely getting kicked out. But yeah, Blade is a Chinese spy. I'm pretty sure in this case, I'm the American spy, okay? So high-level hot girls, yes, exactly. Blue hair, not allowed. Yeah, if I see anybody who I think is fat in real life,

you're getting kicked out of the guild too. So I'm not going to tell you how I'm going to be able to tell that myself, but, like, if your name is like, like McDonald's, we're going to let McDonald's in for now. But like, if you have a name that's, like, based off of food, you're probably going to kick that out of the guild. you know, anything like that, you're going to get removed. Make them duel in the arena?

I don't know. No walruses and no whales. Yes, exactly. Flex someone with your horse? I don't want to get on my... The horse is embarrassing. Can I even do that? No valid waypoints here.

Nobody else has this horse, right? Oh, my... Nobody has this horse, right? Wow. Literally nobody else has it. A status of shame. This is actually sad, bro. Like, I'm not only person with the horse.

Nobody wants it. Literally, nobody has the horse. Oh my God. Well, that's probably a good thing, right? This is why you're the guild leader. Exactly. Yeah, guys, this is why I'm the guild leader, okay? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm the guild leader, okay? Gay as fuck horse. That's what some people say, right? The horse says some ability. than only it has? What? What can it do? How do you...

How does it... How do I do it? What button do I press? Z? No reachable chest has been found? Wait. Does it just automatically, like, Z and the Squiggly?

Arrayed together invitation, does that even matter? Press Z to activate... I'm not gonna read that. I'm not going to read that. Um, okay. Did he buy the horse? Yeah, it was only $500, guys. I got the horse.

It was only $500. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. It can jump twice. This was it. This is what $500 gets to you guys. That's great. Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow. Still cheaper than a real horse? I don't know. I guess. Yeah, you're right. So can you do like guild sieges and stuff like this? Like I don't even know how it works. Yeah, is that how it works?

Is it true? Very prancing. Yeah, I don't know. Nobody knows. 30 v. 30, guild versus guild. Oh my God. You can do 30 v. 30. We're going to have to do that.

Oh, this Zayana person wasn't invited in the guild. Yeah, Zaharna, I'm going to invite you into the guild because, uh, you, We're jumping a lot. Where are you? What's this guy's name again? What's his fucking name? Z-A-H-A-R-I-N-A. Okay.

Give me a minute. Search application list. Can I search for people? Oh, no. I don't know where this person is. Where are they? I can't find you, man. Yeah, I don't know where the hell he went.

Fuck. I'm looking around. I don't know where this person is. those persons yeah what the fuck man okay uh can i okay okay okay um all right you will let me look at this profile okay from called enslaver oh wow okay well you're definitely getting invited okay uh yeah invite to guild all right you got invited yeah there you go there might be an application limit no it's okay they got invited okay and we're not going to do any more invites right now i'm not going to do it because i'm lazy okay so we have this huge open area i've got to look up and figure out how to do the guild

and also as i said don't invite too many other people because i want to i want to invite people that i know if there's like friends of mine that are going to play the game or something like that and like mods and stuff like that too so is it only 60 people as a as a max Oh, I guess you can increase it by getting apprentices, right? So, okay, so if I look at member list and then apprentice, complete upgrade side chamber level. Okay, so what the fuck is the side chamber? That's good. I got more levels.

Okay, this this, okay. Oh, wow. Upgrade. Higher guild level required. Wait, well, how do I level up my guild? activity rewards okay good guild info level one upgrade the guild okay oh wow so now i'm level two industry max level and then i can go to my chamber and i can upgrade again with the guild funds chamber upgrades started okay so it's like it's on a timer level two and 30 minutes Okay, how long is it going to take for it to go to 2%?

Okay. That's not so bad. Yeah, that's not so bad. Yeah, we're going to do that. Guild Fund spent for maintenance. Okay, so boutique industries spend gold. I don't care about that. That's stupid.

Guild Fund spent for maintenance. Guild Fund Upper Limit. Hall of Heroes. Well, this is treasure to, Oh, we want treasure tokens. Ooh, we need that. We need treasure. Hall of Wonders.

Um, I think this is good. Let's level this one up, too. The warehouse? I don't know what it is. Would I to accept you for bridal carry? What? What the fuck? So we can ride...

Wait, wait, I'm on a horse with this, this goth girl. This horse runs like a retard. Yeah, it runs like a fuck. Fucking retard, look at this guy. Oh my god, look at his feet. That's definitely a dude. Yeah, it probably is. That's a 40-year-old hairy dude.

Is it... Oh shit, no, this guy's got the... Wait, I can't get off. Oh, no mind. It's Q. Look at this guy's... Holy shit. Great, guys. Great, okay. So I've got to... Alright, now we understand how the guild works, okay.

how the guild works, okay? That's great. Now we understand it. Okay, you guys can have fun, and Blade is going to be in charge of everything, okay? Yeah, he's going to be in charge of everything, and we're going to have to go through more applications later. Was that a horse who really got $500? Was the horse really $500?

I've spent $500 on the game. That's not true. I've spent $520. That's not true. I spent $525. on the game. And so, yeah, yeah, no. But there's only one blade.

Yes, exactly. Give blade permission. I thought he had that. Like, I assumed that it was a default position. Like, doesn't he have that? Adjust position? Yeah, I'm pretty sure settings, member recruitment. Actually, I'm going to, I'm not, you don't need to do member recruitment.

I'm going to take that away for now. That way, you know, like, I can do invites. and it keeps making things simple, right? What about the goose mount? Was that only $25? Yeah, oh, I forgot about buying the goose mount. Okay, so, all right, let's see here. What is this?

Person's begging for money. Get out of here, retard. Okay, um, some, uh, get, get the cool skin man. The gay horse sucks. You want, you think I should spend another $500? Oh, yeah. a good idea. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, wow. Okay, so let me leave the guild base. I'm going to leave the base and we're going to go back to my normal thing, okay? By the magpie.

I don't even know what the all magpie is. Wasn't that a Diablo four? Like, I don't even know. Okay, so guys, we're going to continue the guild stuff whenever we understand it more. And I'm going to try to learn about the guild that there is to know about the guild. Because right now I have no fucking idea how it works. I'm like completely fucking clueless. Go to the limited event, top left, limited event. You mean this? Oh my god, I didn't get up.

I didn't know about this, this reward. I forgot all about this. Have I unlocked flight yet? Yeah, I have. Yeah, I haven't. It's good. That was top right. Oh. Pardon parade?

Target scene... The hell is this? The fuck is this? Five animal frolics? What? Why are they... How did somebody turn and... Did I do it?

Take a step back. Draw a foot. I don't know how that works. I think I'm doing something very important right now. Neil. I don't know how to... Do I have to... do anything? Press O.

For every five animal frolics per point become the lead dancer, five animal frolic points will be granted. Oh my god. What the fuck does any of this mean? Animal frolic points? Here.

How do I get the fuck out of here? This is some weird bullshit. Okay. About to leave event area. You're goddamn right. Okay, online mode. We're going back to solo mode. Okay, now we're all right.

So, let me go and double check here. All right. So, what do I need to do? So I can actually continue the main story, or I can do these also. There's like a million of these quests for me to do, too. Oh, my God. Okay, so I need to just do a million of these fucking things. I guess let me see what happens if I just teleport to here.

The Palace of Anals. Join a sect? Oh, is this what I think it is? Oh, shit. Okay, all right. Nice try, fat bitch. Nope. Nope.

He's fat, so it's easier to kill him. I thought I'd be able to interrupt that. I guess not. Nope. No, bitch. Okay, so can I just heal now? Let me see if I can. Okay.

He's actually kind of getting popped off. Wow. Oh, I wasn't ready. Damn. All right, see what happens. What? Okay, I get it now. Okay, so wait, I can heal for so much.

Oh, my God. Oh, there it is. Got him? I don't know why it happened. There it is, again. Another parry, obviously. Got him. I feel like I'm actually doing more damage.

Like, maybe that sounds crazy. But, like, now that I have, like, a higher, uh, like a higher level, I feel like it's unironically easier. Like, I'm kind of surprised even. Well, not that easy. I thought I still had my death save there. I guess I should probably use this, right? Okay, let me kill this guy real quick.

All right, I got, I got to say, focus right now because I was obviously fucking up a whole lot okay okay decent amount of damage yeah he's good he's already in phase two man he's getting his ass beat okay there it is second phase all right what I didn't know he could do that okay oops all right there's one right there oh I knocked the life out of them damn he's getting his ass beat this is easy. Jesus, guys. This is nothing. Oh my god. I was expecting that to be hard. That was a joke. Oh, so now I get a new item, right? What do I get? What the fuck is that?

I don't want that piece of shit. Well, fuck. Okay, give me a minute. Let me see. So, all right, all right, all right, give me a minute. Oh, wow. That's really good. Okay, so Max provides an experience increase. It's pretty good, right? I feel like experience increases are good. Okay, you can claim more than once per run. Oh, really? I didn't even know that.

Okay, give me a second. I got to figure out where I am. Well, I'm all the way over here. What the fuck? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was right here. Okay, so you can tune gear like weathering waves with substats. Oh, fuck, bro. Like, that's going to be such a grind.

I didn't even know that. Ooh, those are bad boys. Okay, so what's it like now that I have like this new gear? Oh, these guys have a lot of health. Look at all that. Look how much help they have. Jesus. Yeah, look at this.

I wonder why the other guy was so easy to kill, but this is like really kind of a pain in the ass. Let me heal. Okay. Yeah, these archers are very annoying. Yeah, I don't know why I'm having such a hard time now, whereas like just a second ago, I was just popping off.

Yeah, what the hell is going on? You know what I think it might be? It's like I'm kind of still low level. So that might actually be the reason why I'm like struggling more. I don't know. Yeah, they're level 45. Yeah, maybe that's it. Because like I'm struggling a lot just to kill like normal mobs.

And like before I never had that happen. Oh, that was a little bit dangerous. Also, I feel like whenever I'm fighting more than one guy, things usually don't go very well for me. Uh-oh, uh-oh, lag. That one's hard to do. They're elite. Scaling gets harder as you get levels.

Usually, like, well, that's what it's confusing to me. Because, like, whenever I fought it before, like, I actually thought it was the opposite. Or, like, it was scaling was easier. Like, that boss was way easier whenever I fought on the first time because I fought him off stream. I don't know. Who knows?

This definitely makes it way easier, though. 100% does. Being able to move like this? You still have around two more ways to scale to discover. Might want to check those out. Oh, you're probably right. Maybe that's the reason. It's like it's scaled for somebody that, like, has more gear.

That could definitely be it. Get the guild freebies. I'll check the guild stuff. I'm going to try and fight this guy again. I want to see how hard the world boss is going to be now. Yeah, he's about the same. Damn. Just heal myself.

Okay. I cannot parry, bro. Got it? Jesus. How? Ooh, he's got a lot of health. Okay? I just...

Jesus. It's like, I just can't parry any of this shit. It's so fucking annoying. Okay, I'm dead. Yeah, okay, so what's the guild stuff? You're doing dog shit damage? I know that. Well, like, I had just changed the mode.

Okay, so how do I go to the guild? So you have a vent, other mode okay that was pretty good and then cargo warehouse what does it say here it's got an icon I guess I'll just do it

I mean it said to do it I did it wealth through trade wait what the hell is this wealth selling bonus commerce coin acquisition I feel like that's good right okay you know it's funny you spend over a firebox through auto of the collection upgrades

you can upgrade your running which is faster than the horse okay i don't want to talk about being faster than the horse being able to run i don't want to talk about that i'm going to take a break and probably just chill for a bit and relax i'm going to do the rest of the i'll try and finish the story tomorrow that's what my plan is i'm going to do the story and uh get into that and uh change the fan to blade yeah i will and uh yeah we had a we had a good time uh i wanted to try out some of the social features of the game today and like kind of see what it was like and get a better idea of um you know what the experience was but uh i did enjoy it i definitely did this was it was very fun to play i had a lot had a lot of fun i enjoyed it a lot and uh yeah

great rest for my yeah yeah for sure man can't wait to see the guild wars i don't know what it's going to be like man i don't a marathon well i mean it was not really narrow this six aster for six six seven hours right it's not crazy like but it's been good to like to me um Like, I feel like Whenever I'm like streaming with like a game I get like more motivated to continue streaming If that makes sense, right? Just because like I

It's like why not, right? The game's awesome. We can wait for 30 v. 30. Yeah, I'm gonna try it out and see what happens. But I have enjoyed the game so far. I have. Oh, I should probably use the big weapon. Oh, I forgot I need to upgrade my weapon itself. Yeah, this guy's got a lot of health.

Jesus Christ. He's barely even taking any damage. Hopefully the knockdown does more damage. Okay. Well, that's certainly made it easier. Yeah, okay. Why is he so much harder now to kill? Okay, all right, there we go.

That's cheating. Most duels are like that. Yeah, that's great. Okay. Oh, I got, wait a minute. I just get a, oh, wow. Well, that's insane. I just got a new weapon.

That's my main weapon. Oh, so now I have to upgrade these too, right? Okay, let me break through. Continue. Ooh. Name a sword level three. Okay. I don't know really if that changed anything, but that's good.

Name your sword? Wait, oh, I was fucking... Okay. Real fucking funny, idiot. Get strategic sword set? Yeah, I just, I like, the movement for this one, but I know the strategic swords are really good too. Really good too. Okay. Where's... Oh, it's one of the... one of these.

But yeah, I did upgrade, like, I'm going to continue probably playing this game for a while. Like, I don't know exactly, like, how long, but it's been pretty enjoyable for me to play. Like, my overall opinion of it has been very positive. You're playing on Legend mode? Yeah. Yeah, I'm playing on Legend mode. It's been I think it's been pretty easy Like overall Like I mean like

All things considered I played like a lot of the Dark Souls games So I'm pretty used to playing a game like this But It hasn't really been that challenging I would say It's a chill game Yeah

Tarkov release at some point Yeah that would be fucking crazy I feel like maybe If I was gonna play one of those games I feel like Arc Raiders is like better to watch Since like Tarkov is so complex But I don't know know. It was fun enough. I'd be overwhelmed with all the systems. Oh, it's so overwhelming.

There's so much stuff in the game. Like, it's actually crazy how much stuff is in this game. Like, uh, it's, like, I honestly don't care because of how ridiculous. It's, it's so ridiculous with how over-stimulating this game is that it like kind of, it's like whenever like a joke, it becomes like, it's funny because it's not funny. I think that's kind of my feeling. I think that's kind of my dealing with this game, right? Where it's like it's so ridiculous that I don't care. This is what it feels like to a new wow player. Yeah.

I mean, like the systems aren't super complicated. And so people said you can upgrade your gear. I wonder when I should upgrade. Oh, wow, that's going to be a huge upgrade. Holy shit, that's massive. I guess I just have to go. Physical attack. A mastery is 80.

I wonder what mastery even means. enhance but I wonder should I be using my enhancement materials because like I don't really think that I need it and so like like logically I should save it for when I'm getting high tier gear at the end

of the game right? Because that's going to be in a week. You have to tune your weapons? Yeah probably I mean like I've got this right? Save for higher tier yeah like so if I go to tune right for example and it says add

max skill bind attack let me just see what happens right so it's a random upgrades i'm just going to see what happens right maximum bamboo cut attack okay so does that purple number means something yeah it does because there's but is purple a quality or is purple an assignment okay purple is an assignment or it's a quality sorry yeah purple is a rarity yeah but i i always sure because each of the different ones like we're purple like okay i get it now it's quality okay is there a legendary because i haven't seen a single thing with a legendary buff or is purple the highest gold okay yeah i guess maybe it's just really rare yeah okay i've seen gold okay okay so it's possible i just i didn't know if it was like one of those things

where it's like oh you can't even get this until it's like later on in the game or it's just a really rare outcome it's possible that it's a more likely outcome whenever you get later on into the into the game right and so now i can just do this right damn damn oh well 44 too is it true the game has 150 hours of story content you have to tune your gear you'll be playing at a big disadvantage get you get materials back after you recycle your gear later well i'll play i'm going to kind of go through it and i will make those decisions as as I go through it, right? I mean, I don't want to go and commit to anything right now

just because, like, I don't know enough about the systems, and I think that just as I play more, I'll learn more about them. So I'm not too worried about it. Join a sect for martial art. You know what? Can you guys show me how to do that? Nameless wanderer. Begging.

What is this? Join sect. Thunder cry blade. So I can only join one sect. And each sect has a different weapon. Is that how it works? Nine Mortal Waze gives you a cloak. Really?

I don't see it. The clan master is a rat. Okay. Great. Hmm. You can do skill theft? So I can still get it no matter what. I don't know.

This is going to take me some time to learn everything. Look at how many of these there are. Oh, my God. So if I was going to go for one, I would probably go with this one, right? Because this is the one, no, no, well of heaven. Like, I have this item, even though I don't really like this ability. Okay. Wait, you can charge this?

Oh. Midnight Blaze, yeah, shouldn't you go a strategic sword? A lot of people say that I should get that. I'm going to probably try it out and see what it's like, because I see a lot of people using it. And the only real reason why I like the sword that I have now is that I have the, it gives me the gap closer, and I really like the gap closer. But I do think strategic sword is better.

Like, especially after I saw that guy, Ongball, playing with it. Like, I mean, if he's playing with it, it's because it's better, right? And maybe I should just go with that. It's OPE and PVP and applies bleed. Well, I don't care about PVP. Like, I'm not really a PVP here. But, you know, I'd still, like, obviously, like, I'd not want to be bad. This feels like new work.

I can see why you say that. You can steal every skill. Yeah, see, I need to do that. Can I mix in math? I don't know. I need to, like, I should just watch a YouTube video on it. And that way I just, I know what I'm talking about. Straight sort of Gapcloser and charge heavy and special skill.

Yeah, I know it has like the, uh, the fucking moonlight blade thing that happens. It feels like Rise of the Ronin? Uh, yeah, I mean, I can see why people would say that. say that. I mean, I think Rise of the Ronan is a pretty decent comparison overall. Like, obviously, it's not the exact same thing. But, like, Rise of the Ronan is good. Like, I mean, I've been playing this game, like, if you can't tell, I've been playing this game compulsively for fucking, like, for, like, every hour off stream that I can. And I'm just keep doing it. So, yeah, Luxia has potential for Witcher 3-style game. I don't know what Luxia is, but you don't use swords.

you don't use your swords exclusive in our way I don't even know what that is so you're right how many hours do you got well I just left the game on overnight so it's hard to say how many hours

I'll show you where it's what it says it says I have 70 hours played so the game is Wuxia Chinese martial art stuff yeah I've never heard the word is a genre oh really okay

I've never heard of it so yeah I've been no life yet but anyway yeah I'm going to be back on tomorrow, and when I'm back on, we'll probably play and do the story for this. And I'm going to save that for them. And then I'll be back on. And we'll do some of that stuff. And in a couple of days, I think there is, I think they have a beta for this coming out soon. Yeah. Yeah, they do. Hopefully I'm going to be able to, what do you call it?

I'm going to be able to do the spins in the game whenever that happens. I just don't know yet. Is McConnell play this? Probably not. it usually isn't a McConnell type game but yeah next week if I can recall I think it comes out on a 20th because I got a sponsor to play it and I'm actually really excited for Arknights Enfield I think it's going to be a really fun game

and uh you know like yeah it's about it check out Ashley Creation coming out next month yeah yeah I will say that I've actually enjoyed playing games on stream more and you know it's what I told you guys I was going to do right is like you know I kind of back and forth between like playing games a lot and then not doing it and like right now i'm kind of in a

situation where i've been enjoying doing it you know and uh hopefully it stays that way right uh to the extent that i enjoy what i'm doing and uh yeah that's about it don't stop this game though well it's a beta right and so like i'm just going to play that for a couple of days and that's it like i don't really see myself quitting this game yeah i think that this is going to be like one of those games where I'm going to probably continue playing for the indefinite future until... What the fuck? Yeah, they need to fix some of the movement,

but overall, I'll play it for the indefinite future until I complete everything. DSP was angry. You covered Henry Epstein instead of interviewing him? Yeah, well, too bad. I told him next week. Stacey Crasse is crashing out hard of getting out of for Jeffrey Epstein

saying we should focus our questions on Trump. Well, how about her questions from? I'm Epstein. What about those? It's very weird that people, like, it's, it's, like, okay, I've got to do this later on. Um, yeah. Dumb bitch.

Dumb bitch alert. All right. Uh, I'm going to go, I think I'm going to get chicken today. I'm going to go maybe to Popeyes or something. I'm going to eat a big bowl of chicken and I'm going to fall asleep on the floor. So, uh, this is, uh, I've got a big day. I'm going to wake up and then play this game all night and jerk off and drink soda. So yeah, got a big day ahead of me.

And, uh, long day, long day, big day. So yeah, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Be back on. Hopefully, you know, as I said, I'm trying to, I would have been on earlier today, but I had a computer issue, which is fixed now, obviously. And so, uh, you know, I'm trying to, I want to move it back by an hour. I'm trying to do it by like five, five minute increments. And so we'll see what happens. Anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. And I will see you all tomorrow. All right, boys, peace. See ya.