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Episode Date: October 20, 2025

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Pokemon, so I just, I keep seeing this game, man. It is insane. Choose from one of eight iconic characters. This guy, they just flipped his picture around. It's the same person. It's just the same person every time. This one's got black hair, and they flipped him around the other way, and they said, oh, now he's got this color here. We cannot allow more disturbances in Lumen.

Wait, they still don't go have voice acting in Pokemon? This is the top-selling RPG franchise. as of all time. Grandi a... It's embarrassing. Two on Dreamcast had voice acting. Here, take your money. And it's good, too. Wow.

Poster technology. Wow. Graphics are slightly reminiscent of Paland. Paland. I've heard of that game. Can you jump off? Okay, we have a sound effect on the grass. Okay, we got some character popping in and like... Oh God, the Starmaids is like popping in.

You're three feet away. Like, I, I, dude, Iron Forge had a better draw distance on my dad's 2003 computer than this. This is insane. Popping in and out. Look at that. I don't even think Palland had that, but overall, this is a better looking game did Palland, okay? No, you are lying, Donkey, and you know it. You are lying.

But I'm just saying that Paland didn't, I don't think Palant had pop in like that. What happened to your Pikachu? Uh-oh, wait a minute, I saw this poster already. I saw this one. Wait. Oh, wait a minute.

That's right there. They reused it. I've got a hunch you're here to see some sights. Oh, wow, that I am. You know what type of. You got it. It's, what kind of an option is this? Yes and yes.

Pokemon player I am. I gotta say, you got it. You got it. You're just a type I'm looking for. Hokeymon are mysterious and magnificent creatures. I like how that CEO thinks. Pokemon are mysterious and magnificent creatures. Oh my.

It's me, Andy, from the Z-A. Royale. How could you forget already? I'm Andre. We just faced off last night. Oh, train is from last night. Sorry, not ringing a bell. It must not have been much of a challenge. Oh, my dang.

They're talking shit. Battle zones are intense Escape from the battle zone Let me guess you just walk out of it, right? This way. Not that way. Oh. It's like Battlefield 6.

I like this song. This way. But if I go this way, not that way. This game doesn't treat you like you're retarded? They know you're retarded. Because you bought the game. They just know that. I love these games where the computer tells you which way you can go.

Ready to die? No. No, wait. My friend here isn't a part of... I don't believe anyone has to. Sounds like you gotta kill her, pokey girl. The points I earn from trouncing you will propel me up the rakes. Oh wow. By Bridget the Waitress.

Oh god. If you kill me in a battle zone, you're not gonna get that good of a tip. A level four. This fighting is actually different. This is actually a... They actually did a different combat in... Yeah. Wow. Can I go over just kick? Can I do like a little... Kill the rabbit. Oh wow, pokey girl, you're something. Now you know...

Oh wow, pokey girl, you're something. Now you know how intense battle zones are. Now I truly... I might have to hate play this game. I might have to. Maybe I do this tomorrow if I go live. I go live tomorrow and I hate play Pokemon. Because I've just, I've been so mad about this. I think I might have to. to do it. Understand how intense battle zones are. Not that way. This is like being in a hedge maze, but every time you go the wrong way,

the hedge maze goes, no, not that way. You can relax now. We're out of the battle zone. Hotel Z's just through here. This way? Not that way. Oh, what's this song?

Oh, God. Oh, I like this music. They definitely surpassed Pallian soundtrack. So everything is, this is insane. Like, so everything is cosmetic. You can't open most doors. Everything in the area is just a basically static image. You know what's really funny is that if an indie developer had made this,

people would be making videos about how bad it is. They would be making videos about how this is like another Kickstarter that was a scam. And, oh, yeah, they said they were going to have these. battles and it's just actually JPEGs and like look at this. Can you think about this right? All of those Kickstarter-exposed videos.

We'll find a more tranquil, relaxing stay anyway, Numeros. Since we don't have a single other guest. Come on in. That's the mark of a good hotel. Can I go explore behind the hotel? Let's head into the hotel for now. Oh, wow. Any choices and all about what I

want to do. Can I go up the ladder? Let's not go up to latter ever. I gotta admit these windows are not windows. Pray allow me a few words. It is just dude, I have to play this. I think I have to play this game, man. It's like I've made so much, I made like three videos about this game. I think I have to play it. I have to play it to just to make the, you'll end up liking it. Well, I don't know about that. But I, I, I, you've already said so much though. You can take the elevator to the second floor.

Rest up for tonight, then meet me down here in the lobby in the morning. Then I will give you more instructions to follow for the remainder of the entire video game. You will not make a single choice or decision. Can I go this way? Time to hit the head, don't you think? Yeah. Which floor would you like to go to? Guess I'll go to the one that he told me to.

Which four do you want to go to? There's one option. The only option. Lie down. You don't have to do this to yourself. You don't have to do this to your night's sleep. Now you're bossing me around. So you can, wait, so you can...

Following directions. So wait a minute. Are you telling me that the hotel scene and the hotel functionality inside of Bellabog in Honkai Star Rail is more advanced and dynamic than the leading franchise for the last 30 years? At a certain point, easily. This is so sad. Actually, I have more commands for you to find. follow before you go to sleep. Oh, God.

I'm going to install an app on your phone now. There's the install button. Let's push it. Uh-oh. Lumios muscles today with Pokemon people. Nice to meet you. I'm a leader. Oh, God.

I'm a dancer, and I'm going to start talking a whole bunch of talk now. Man, when I started this game, I just had my coffee. I had, like, full gaming energy. I was ready to game. I had this happen with Zenless Zone Zero. is that like ZZZZ actually turned out to live up to its name. So a couple of times I had considered going back to playing the game again. And so I re-downloaded it and I logged in and I walked inside the video shop.

And then I went to lay down and I fell asleep. It's just this is sapping the life out of me. This is so boring. Dashing? Wait, you can dash? The talking is so much talking. All right. I can truly go where I want. Oh, just kidding.

We gotta get you in the wild zone to let you play. But before that, there's even more in tutorials we have to do. Oh, God. Oh my God, they're letting me go up the ladder. This is getting so exciting. I do feel like, I feel like maybe they're going for the long con. Because if you condition your audience into just being shit-eating retards, anything that you do will make them happy.

So they can no longer be disappointed by anything because of what they've had to deal with. Right? They're just used to it at this point. Yeah, they achieved that long ago? Yeah, it's the same game. And so it doesn't even matter. It's weather up here, huh?

Like Genshin? I don't know about Genshin. Never played Genshin. I think you have to be a girl to play Genshin. It's really cool to go across rooftops, right? Yeah, that was really. That was amazing. That was almost our hole?

I'm gonna go on this green zone. Hey, where'd you go? It's not like everyone wants to live together with Pokemon. Some people just aren't fond of them. That reminds me of something else. Like me, I hate Onyx. We're trimming the bushes. Don't worry.

I'm making sure my Pokemon's using move safely. So let me get this straight. You have a guy that has a slave cyther that's supposed to be trimming the bushes and, you know, doing like, you know, the hedges. and he just stands there and these are just static images that don't change at all

Scyther doesn't even have a cutting animation he just stands there and why is the guy all dirty if Scyther is doing all the work Why can't you be a guy You can't be a male in this game This game's only for girls At all and just standing still

If you bring us injured Pokemon We'll heal them But you have to install the hospital app I'll pass Oh don't be sure shy it's free here you have to you got the you're gonna have girls

buying the fucking phone cases that look like that you're gonna no no no let me look at it already okay not yet app installed on your phone even though you did on stream not yet yeah yeah using your new pokey decks app good job now install another app

this city's so big and there's so many places we want to go but we're not allowed to go anywhere that we want to isn't it one, wait, isn't this entire game take place in one city? Like, do you ever get to leave this walled city? So it's like attack on Titan before the first episode happened. You're just walking around. That's it.

Okay. It's the Pokemon store. Got it. Can I go in? No. There's Titans outside. I don't know. It could be a Charzart outside.

How do you know? Nobody knows. where Pokemon can live in their natural habitat. Into the wild zone we go. Oh my God, it's so wild in here. I don't know if I can survive. Oh, it's a bird. Oh, my God, a bird.

If you keep pelting the same Pokemon with pokey balls, you may anger it. What? When it's angry, it can't be caught, Pokemon's will bounce off of it. Face. We have to capture Weedle. Oh my god, I'm getting to play a game now.

Oh wow. You got Weedle, great. Let me guess. I have to get this sheep. Kill the sheep. Sneak attack. I'm gonna go this way now. Oh my god.

Wow, let me do that. Walking down an alleyway has me feeling like an intrepid explorer. No, it's got you feeling out of breath. I can swim. No. No way. You cannot even go in. It's not a big deal that you can't go into water.

But it's one of those things where it's like, you can't go into water. You can't jump over the bridge. You can't do fucking anything. Right? I mean, like you've got, I mean,

there's got to be like at a certain point. People have got to ask, what is going on here? Purple, purple. I want to get that purple thing. Come back to the hotel. You can't do that. Oh,

that's a pitchy. To Pigeotto, right? Oh, look, I can sit on a bench. This is the most base thing the game has. Anti-homeless measures inside of a Pokemon game. So they put these here in places like L.A. so hobos don't sleep on the bench. And they have them in Pokemon.

So Pokemon's super woke with like 10 different things, but they have anti-homeless measures on the benches. It's supposed to be Paris? No, there's no PVP. I think I've finally gotten past the tutorial. Now I get to choose what I want to do, right? What do you want to do? Ready for more tutorials?

A little field trip? Up here, come on. Up here, come on. No way. You're going to have to go over that bridge. I can't press any button. Can you, and just so I can be clear on this, you can't jump in this game, right? There are areas where you can, like, jump if it's like a, like,

like a specific area, but like you can't just like stand there and jump, right? Okay. There's no space bar functionality. Got it. No. I can't even turn my switch off. My controller is completely own responsive right now. I don't even know how to, how do I, how is I, I don't even know how to turn my switch off.

Maybe I have to like hold the power button on the switch. It doesn't. Okay, I turned it off. Wait, is that the game? Oh, God. Is that really it, huh? Wow, what a fucking video. Wait, how do I turn this game off?

And then it's over. Okay, well, there it is, guys. And, uh, wow, that's crazy.