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Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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New game came out today. We're gonna try it out. Night Swarm. And I got published by Mad Mushroom and I figured, I told them, yeah, I'll play it. Let's see what it's like. That's Dracula. Let's try and move my camera up. Well, they put me in the game. Wow. Oh. Let's find this bitch. This is me. I think this is me.

Oh. All right. So I get to move around now. Okay, move W-ASD. Okay, good. All right. And... I got my little dash thing too. Okay. I gotta talk to old Balby here. What you want, bitch? I'll just press off. I'm special?

Thank God. I already knew this, but it's good to be good to be reminded. Not yet. Is he hitting on me? I think so. I'm a millennial scene kid? No, no. Of course not.

Oh shit. What do you need me to do? What does I gonna do? Take. Okay. This is me. Alright. That was easy.

Okay, so I got a bunch of shit here. Let me look around. What's in here? Nothing. All right. I can't go in there. I can't go in here. So this is like my house.

Master Hellsong. The others may still waver, but Lord Goldrath has named me heir. If we're to end this one, I need you at my side. They didn't change that where it fucking moves it, minimizes it. Many claim the will to lead. Hmm. Few carry the spine to follow through.

Is this Van Helsing? Why should I bleed for another name in a crumbling hall? Because this war will devour us all unless we stand as one. You're not just a warrior. We need your mind, your voice. I need them. Help me, bitch. You say you need me,

but I only follow those who can stand on their own. If you want my help, you need to bring my father's hat. Back from the wolf marked past. I gotta get a hat? Okay. Survive that. And I'll know you're worth following.

So I have to get a special hat. Okay, I think it's time. Let's do it. I think that we're ready here. What's this? F. Is this a, oh shit. Okay, uh, to get, or the passives and artifacts. Okay, all this makes sense. That's fine. These are relics. Fusible relics. Blood of the void. What the fuck? Okay. So I guess these are like weapon fusions. And attack cool downs. Holy shit. Okay, this is a lot. All right. Let's go ahead and let's just get this started.

Oh my god. Okay. Uh, that's a lot of stuff. All right, let's go and just start the beginning. Okay. Um, let me do companion. There's a lot of stuff to do yet is. The darkness awaits me. Okay, so, so is the blood spear fuse with at max level. Knives that orbit the character seems really good. But I could get Soul Chachram and then I could combine these two. So I feel like I should probably get this. Because it's like a fusion, right? So like that seems like the smart idea. Let's go ahead and go with that. Okay, the detailed information, overall stats. Oh fuck, okay. Artifacts can be seen here. Temptor relics. Okay. All right. Okay, so do you select? All right, we're good. Wait, is this a, is this a treasure goblin? Or right, I think, I think it is. I'm like 90% sure it is.

He doesn't even take any damage. Holy fuck. This fucking arrow sucks dick. I thought it would be good. I can't kill this fucking thing. Okay, okay, wait a second. All right. So we get sanguine pool.

Oh, this is like an A-O-E thing. Okay, let's go with this. All right, yeah, no. This is like garlic. Okay, here we go. Here we go. All right, now we're playing the game. Blood shotgun.

Um, I'm going to do, attack damage. Yeah, I don't want the shotgun. Okay, a spill enemy at a get a companion to fight by your side. Okay, got it. Okay, so what's my companion? One more step is my goal. Okay, and Vampiric blades curse knives that orbit the character. I think I'm gonna go with this because it just looks good. Like, I think we go with the knives. Three's purple. No, it doesn't matter. Like, I want more damage. Yeah, see, look at this.

See? Okay. All right, so we could get Baldi, the hot girl, or Baldi. Okay, um, increases attack damage, relic cool downs, critical damage. Okay, well, we're obviously going to go with the attack damage. Yeah, we're going to get the girl. Damn. Okay.

All right, so now we're going to kill this guy. Okay. And he is dead. Finally. Fucking final. All right. So now we need critical damage. Blood, spear, capacity level, carryover. Let's do another point for this. Now we're going to get more points of this. I need to get more for my garlic, though. That's the problem.

Okay, damage boosted. Oh, that's so much better. Holy shit. Points of interest, interact with them off and activate their power. Okay? And infernal breath. Hmm. I feel like these things, maybe we go with the shotgun. What do you guys think? The shotgun?

This is hard. Move camera. I don't think I can to really move it in an area where, because it fills the whole screen, so it's going to be in the way no matter what. Okay. The breath? Yeah, let's do that.

Actually, honestly, I think maybe if I moved it to like down here, and I did this, it would be better. So hopefully that should be as good as possible. Okay? I'm trying my best. Okay, guys. This is where it's staying. Okay, there we go.

All right. Red Requiem, Critical Chance, attack, cooldown. Let's do, I think, Crit Chance. Crit Chance seems really good. Okay. And, oh, let me look at the map. Okay, what is the map set? So I need to go,

I think that I should probably go to, where the red thing is, right? I feel like that's like, it's like smart. Let's go over there. Okay. All right, so infernal breath, and then I already got the shotgun. So I feel like I should go with this now.

Because I already got it. So let's do this. Oh, wait, no, I already had it. Okay, so, um, let's do the pool. Yeah, never mind. Never mind. I confuse myself. I'm big stupid.

Okay. So, All right, totems everywhere. Okay. Oh. Nice. Okay, we got another one of those. Okay, that's good.

And kill all these. Unlock this. And then, oh. Oh, that this is nice. Oh, this is great. Oh, how about this? Wow. Critical damage by 32.

Okay. We're going to get the legendary. We have to. We're gonna get the magnet at the very end. Not yet. Map revealed. Okay, there's more up here. Okay.

Um, all right, we're gonna do sanguine pool again. Oh, it's a boss. Oh, let's... Oh, God damn. All right. Okay, who's this dick supper?

All right, let's kill him. Hunt down to a werewolf. He's been hunted. The journey, what's this year? Roots of the Grave artifact. Hell, for that you're made, not moving. Okay, that's good. Yeah, that's really good.

Okay, 50. reputation. Oh, I got his hat. Oh, great. Okay. Um, Bloodstep Rune. Let's go. I'm just going to get more damage. I don't think I need any health. With how good I am, there's no way. Let's go and maybe try to get that chest, and then we're going to try to get the magnet, okay? I don't even know if we can do that, honestly. Like, I've got 30 seconds and I have to get two things. This is probably not going to go very well. Sorry to say. Okay. Okay, after this we have to speed run to the magnet. Okay, XP boosted.

Oh, this is going to be insane. Okay, collect range. Let's actually get this. I'm going to get this just because I feel like I'm not looting a lot of these anyway. Okay, let me go back over here. Okay, now we get the magnet right at the very end of the stage too. It's actually O-Pee. Look at that.

Wow! Attack size. Let's go with that. Damn! Okay. It's a good day to be me. Okay, critical strike damage, attack size. Let's do, um...

I'm gonna do attack size, actually. I want to do attack size. Oh, big fast, big fast. Jesus. I already looted all these, so I don't really do anything else. Okay, there we go. Good. I'm getting so many legendaries.

Holy shit. Okay. So now I can decide whether I want to go to this. This. I think I should go to this. Because like this has more skulls on it, right? So we should, we should always do the bosses. Two elite werewolves in this area.

Okay, let's, let's defeat the werewolves. Absolute furry obliteration. We'll go ahead and do these on the way over to the first area. Oh, they can like charge at me. Oh, like those damage around me. Okay, that's nice. Yeah, and this will unlock the stage so I'll know where I'm at. Hopefully there'll be another magnet here too.

Okay, we'll go to the green one first. What's this? Oh, that's good. I feel like that's good. 5% HP. I don't know how often I use totems though, that's the problem. Alright, got that. Nice. What we get? What we get?

Movement speed. Okay? I think we're doing really well so far. Moon, wait, what? Who the fuck is this? Okay, let me see if I can kill him. I can kill him. Okay. Okay, he got fucking destroyed.

That was easy. All right, projectile speed, collect range. Let's do projectile speed. And the reason why I feel like that's definitely the right call is that the projectile speed will affect the little spinning things too. So I'll get more coverage with that. Okay. Nice. That's a blue one too. Not a legendary, but it's okay.

I don't have any fucking money to buy this either Oh my god I'm literally one behind Okay, I'm gonna buy this and I'll come back Alright, very good here Juicing up, yes Spinny boys, we need that See soon, like once I get enough

Attack size I'm gonna cover the whole fucking screen with this thing And then everything's gonna be great Okay and I can't use this because I don't have that money Red Main is summoned Who the fuck is Redmayne? Okay.

Need more spinneys? I know I'm trying. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Chest drop two potions. Well, that seems really good. All right.

Attack, cool down, manor region. Okay, well, let's just get sanguiney pool, right? It's just so fucking easy. All right. I don't know if I'm ready. Should I just go get it now? Maybe I should kill everything around it and then come back. Yeah, it seems like a better idea.

Okay, I'm kind of risking it here. Yeah, I'm gonna kill this, so I'm gonna go back. I think it should just take everything up anyway, it's not a big deal. Okay, got him. There it is. Alright, I think we do projectile, uh, we do this here. And then we do, oh, not even a question. We do the pool. Okay, perfect.

Yeah, this is great. I think I need to destroy more of these gold mines though that's the problem Like I need to do way more of those Okay, so now I can go okay, I can't even decide it's a quest here Okay, what's a quest? Let's find out Where the fuck is it? I guess we'll go on here. Let's begin. Okay, I think it's telling me actually Got it. I got to do the quest as soon as possible because each each area is only on a certain amount of time.

Okay, I think it's got to be this is in this tree. It's got to be this tree, right? Bloody tree kill enemies while being in range. I can do that. I just do nothing. Okay, that was easy. That's it. Holy shit. Okay, uh, let's go with uh, Infernal breath again. I don't know how that companion shit works. I have no idea. I'm not gonna even worry about it. Okay. I'll let this too. It's only a gray. Not amazing.

Okay. With this too. Blue. Purple. All right. That's what I'm fucking talking about. Let's go. Okay.

This too. He's actually playing a game. Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are. It doesn't happen all the time, you know? Okay. Get that? And now what's this? Ooh

I wonder if I can get this It's like a purple one Not enough money Okay, I don't think I can But we'll see what happens I'm gonna see if I can get every money in here Just trying to think about how this would be the best Best way to do it

Um What has it said 70 right? $70? Wait How long is this active? Okay Yeah, this is a fucking joke now Maybe it's for the whole level

I'm gonna break these And this should give me enough to go by the purple thing Okay Well that's a fucking This blades It's a treasure goblin Treasure gobby No bitch

I may lose that I might not have time Okay got it Enemies begin with less health Okay that's good That's great 14 seconds left Okay

Fuck Fuck, I can't kill him in three seconds. Shit! I did not know that. I had no idea. I didn't know it's gonna summon a boss. And I should have known that there was a skull there, but... Now I do.

Somebody said I got my money back. Okay, so another one of the other stages? Okay. This one has bosses in it. It refunded me? Yeah, I didn't even know that. That's actually really nice. It like rewards me for being a fucking idiot that's bad at planning.

I like that a lot. I need that. Okay. Blue. Blue is decent. Okay. Decent. All right.

Let's go. Okay. All right. Is it a line of sight? Damn. Another purple. Okay. We're getting more powerful now.

Jesus. Look at that AOE. Magnet activated. Okay. I'm going to go to this. Jesus. Okay. Turn it down a little bit.

It's a little bit too loud. Okay. There we go. I guess I'll get all the gold here. I mean, it seems pretty obvious that gold's really important. Okay. Is this good? I'm glad you like it. Oh, who's this? Okay. Um, we'll do pool again. Oh, now I have three of them. I'm kind of worried. Like, now this, this guy has like a lot of health. It's definitely harder than the other ones. Do this guy first. Get this now. Hopefully that'll help me a single target to kill this thing. Yeah, I don't know if I'm doing enough damage, guys. I'm doing okay, but it's not like it's great. Alright, nice.

Wow. Okay. Is there a specific link? I need to download it, you get credit? I don't think so, no. Uh, like, I, I have, I have no idea. I mean, it's on Steam. Should I buy this? It's $197.

It's pretty expensive. Uh, I don't know. Okay. That's a fucking gray. Charm fang. Oh, he's getting dicked. Oh, he's getting omega-dict. Jesus.

Okay. 25% bonus damage on your first hit? Okay. Attack size or attack damage? Obviously attack size. Oh, there's no magnet on this fucking level. Yeah, I feel like we're kind of fucked here. I was kind of banking.

under being a magnet, so not great. I guess I might just have to go around and loot as much stuff as I can, right? Watch the godslayer or game trailer? I saw it. It was really good. Yeah, I'm going to play that for sure. Okay. And we'll do this pool again. Oh, what the fuck are those? I guess we'll find out. Okay, that's blocked everything. All right. I got a lot of stuff. Not a lot, not too much. much, but I got a good amount. Okay. Purple's better than blue than better and white. Yeah,

of course. Yeah, that's always how it is. Legendary is the best. I don't know if they have anything above Legendary. What's this? Gambler's Grave. A forgotten grave marked by broken fate and chatter promises here, the restless, the restless wager once more. Okay. So we got to get it twisted. See how this works. I thought there's like three of these things. I'll go to one. What have I found? Oh, I don't know what that is. Alright. Always gamble? Yes. True. Um... I guess I'll do HP region, right? I feel like that's a good idea.

Okay, and this one has a fucking, uh, a dice thing, or a magnet, I mean. Okay, a blue is decent. Could be worse. I feel like the stage length is like really O-P. Like, if this works the way I think it does. Let's go through here. And we're not gonna get the magnet until the end of the stage, okay? Seems like just like the obvious thing to do, right?

We'll go down here and get these two. Like get both of these. Okay. A gray? Shit! Okay. And then I'll go over here, get this. Even as casino slots?

Yes. Of course. Natural. A game like this has to have gambling. Nowadays, everything has to have gambling. News has gambling, politics has gambling. sports have gambling, video games has gambling, everything has gambling from now on. This is the new normal, gentlemen. I'm not going to get this green thing.

I don't know what fuck this green thing even is. Okay, what's this? I don't even know. Okay, let's get the little dice. Can we gamble on your stream? Soon. Very soon. Being born is gambling?

Is it really? Wow. That's a lot. Okay, I don't think I want to go with that. That's $157. I'd rather go with like an extra level or something. Okay. I don't know how to... One more step. Oh, I didn't realize I was filling this. Wow. Legendary. Okay. I don't know what this does. Oh, two refreshes. All right, so now it's done. Ooh, orange. Okay, now we have to go with the magnet. I feel like I fully cleared this area.

This is probably the best stage I've had. I got everything. Look at this. Watch, watch, watch. We'll get a minimap. Oh, wow. I'll do dash cool down. I probably should do attack cooldown, honestly.

But let me just do that. And, wow. Okay. Damn. It's a good day to be me. Holy shit. Look at this damage. So how do I change my fucking, uh, Roderick's stats?

That's his gears, fusion list. Okay, so can I do a fusion? I don't know if I can't or not. I'm pretty sure I can't, but we'll see what happens. Okay. Nice. Great. Easy, easy, easy.

Death taxes and Asmon being a garlic abuser? Yeah, well, that's what makes sense. Yeah, it works. Can't get mad to me for that. Okay, so purple essence. All right. Oh, that's the boss up there too. Okay.

Let's get the purple essence now. Now what is purple essence? Okay, destroy the essence stone Purple purple purple blue fuck let's go over here get this oh I think this might be health or something Oh max xb. Okay, we'll think they happen automatically yeah I don't know that's pretty good That's real good spinny boys let's get it see that's the thing that's good now that I have a like these uh i wish i had movement speed honestly like that's that's the main thing that's holding me back i feel like okay oh these might be the esplan oh these are the essence that was it that was easy i thought i would have way more health blood pack you found a room okay i didn't tell me what it i got to look around here you want the green items they're unique oh should i go for a green item

Okay, I'm gonna do that then. This better be good. If it's a bad item, I'm gonna be pissed. Every 250 drink a random potion. What the fuck do I need that for? Okay, uh, movement speed. Because the faster I move, the faster I clear the map. Seems pretty obvious.

Okay. I think now we're really cooking. Things are going great. Okay. Big Spinny, boys. Okay, go over here. I have to clear all this and then go back up So that's what we do

Is we go after for movement speed Because right now damage is already a non-issue At least that's what I think Yeah, we are Okay, attack damage We're gonna do blades Yeah Obviously the right call

It's not even a question Those fat boys instantly died Deep call Like deep dicked He died really fast. That was faster and I even thought it would be. 10 health when you complete a point of interest. Okay.

Well, I feel like that's actually really good. I wonder if I should get one of those. Okay, let's get the, um, wow. Ooh, another level. I'm gonna re-roll. This is all gray. Do I re-roll again?

What do you guys think? I think I re-roll again. Let's do Crit Chance. I feel like Crit Chance is better. As much as I want, Uh, attack size, I think crit's just a better option. Okay. Look at all that.

Ooh. Oh. All this sucks. We're gonna do another one, another re-roll. Attack size. See, I knew this is gonna happen. Critical chance. We're gonna do movement speed. Because the faster that I move, faster I'll be able to get around. It just makes sense. Bloods green.

They're just dying. I feel like I'm kind of ascending here. This is going really well. This is the last money thing too. Alright? Try to just look at the mini map and do it off of that. Got it. Easy.

Okay. Nice. This is going pretty well. So now I go to here and this is another boss. And then I have the big boss up here. We'll see how that goes. When is the first boss up here? It's like three stages.

What the fuck is this? Fat spider boy. The fuck? Phew. That was way too close. Yeah. Araqne, are you all right? What were those creatures?

And what are these? This my guy? I'm all right, I think Rodwick. They were furious with me for taking their shadow selves. Okay. Just... I had to take what I needed. So he's stealing their ship.

Okay, so wait, is this guy on my side now or something? No, I just say it's captured them. And I captured, you know what I mean? Okay, it's nice, good to have that. Okay, what's this? Oh, the little tornado, I keep forgetting what that is. My blood, sirs. Okay, great.

Uh, projectile speed would be really good. I think we're gonna go with projectile speed, because that's gonna help me with everything, and, It's also gold, which makes it better. Okay. All enemies is frozen. Sounds pretty good. And I get boosted experience, too.

I guess we'll go this one. Just clear out everything. All right, we'll do blades again. Yeah, I think if I just clear everything out, that'll be... I think now that I have the movement speed, I can do it easily. What the fuck is this? Oh, yeah. I was like, what is that?

See, look how big my things are now. Okay, uh, dash cool down. Yeah, let's go, uh, let's do dash cool down because it'll make me, like, it, it'll, it'll allow me to move around faster, basically. The red one. What's the red one do? Oh, it gives me a lot of experience. Wow. Okay. I have a damage increase, which is good. I'm not ready to use that yet. But now I feel like, okay, so let's do movement speed again. Yeah, I think we're gonna just keep going to just keep going to movement speed every single time path revealed path revealed bitch okay uh where are we going i don't know where the fuck we're going but this should be fine i'm not going to use that i want to get the levels speedy-goly down going a lot faster now see we'll get that damage way better

Jesus. Okay, uh, let's do... Uh, let's just do Crit Chance. I feel like Crit Chance is better. Even though it's like a low... Wow. Um, I feel like Calpugent is definitely better. Okay.

And let me go up here. All right, so now I can just get the magnet, and I should be ready to go to the next stage. Okay. Is it time? Nice. Okay. Um, let's go, critchance.

And we will also go, I think, dash cool down. And then we also go, I think attack damage. And then attack damage again. Oh, I should have on movement speed again. Fuck. Attack cool down. It's easy. Five perks, yeah, exactly.

It's the way for this to end. Is this pre-recorded? Is it? Guys, put a one in chat. if uh if this is uh if this is of a pre-recorded stream. Fuck, I didn't get that. There you go. Yeah, it looks like it is.

Oh wow. Oh wow! Jeez, guys! Come on! Okay, purple essence. Alright, let's get that. And then, oh shit, there's a big boss. I didn't even see that up there. Okay. Well, that's gonna be a lot. Let's see what happens.

Okay, destroy the essence stone. Let's go over here. So now I'm starting to get the hang event. Because I'm just destroying everything now. Oh, there we go. Okay, attack size again. Jesus Christ. I feel like this is working out pretty much best case scenario for me.

This is great. I'm worried like what happens if I don't get a magnet. That's the only thing that I'm worried about. It's Christ. I think died in like one second. Okay. It seems weird. I haven't looked at it at all.

Like, I heard it, I'm pretty sure it came out today, right? And so, attack size again, like it's a fucking gray, but whatever. Or away, do you think about this? Okay. Uh, this? All right, good. Yeah, uh, it was, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to come out today. Okay, oh, I don't need that. What's was all the numbers?

That's normal. It's the way it's supposed to work. There was a demo earlier? Oh yeah! Why? I knew that. Yeah, I knew that. What's up, bitch?

Get on my game. I really need to get a fucking magnet, man. Okay, so attack size again. Oh no, I got the damage boost too. Okay. Jesus. So we don't have a magnet. This is really bad. So I've gotta loot everything else on my own. Like a caveman.

Okay. Uh, let's go with... We'll do Dash Cooldown again. Yeah, the people that are making this game, They've, like, done really fast updates, too, so there'll probably be more stuff that's coming in the future. That's kind of what I'm expecting, or I would assume. Okay, all these suck dick. Let's go with a projectile speed.

I should actually go with a... No, it doesn't matter. I'm already so far ahead. Does he make a difference? Okay, let's see this. There we go. Use your max skills. I don't know how to do that.

Fusion list. I can't because I don't have this and I don't have that yeah I can't do it or I would obviously I'm just trying to get as many of these little fucking crystals as possible okay let's do attack cool down easy enough oh I should have on movement speed again fuck trying to get all the gold ones wow okay so I guess maybe Maybe I should get more manor region for them because that makes me do more damage. Like her like ability. Big best.

Uh, let's do moon speed again. Nice. That weren't really well. So I only have a few more before I have to fight the boss. Yeah, that's got to be the boss right there. Okay, quest. Let's do it. Slow down?

No. What's this? Attack damage. Okay, I've seen that again. All right, I have to kill these. Damn. That shit happened in like a second. Attack cool down.

I hope that I get another magnet on this level. I feel like if I don't get a magnet, it's like really annoying. Okay, let's do attack size again. Seems like obviously the best one. Feel good to play? Yeah, it's a responsive game. I don't need max health. Jesus, this is...

I think I've become too powerful. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. Like, this is crazy. Okay. Don't tell me. there's no magnet again. Don't tell me there's no fucking magnet again. Man,

I get it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, give me a minute. There we go. You're rolling your abilities anymore? Yeah, because I didn't... I was like, oh, I'm going to go and get the ones that are going to, uh,

they're going to do damage early on, which is like, I don't think it really matters because I'm just doing so much damage. Just you make a difference. Okay, uh, let's do attacks. Uh, let's do fucking... Let's do this. I want to see what happens if I get more manor, Regen.

I might as well. Because I think that she casts that spell whenever she's at max health. Ooh. All right. So now I have even larger attack size. I guess I'll lose this. It's not like it's really necessary,

but might as well. Yeah, I fucking hate the fact that I don't have a magnet, man. Okay, what is this? All right, project out speed again. Can I go in there? No. I guess I should just run around in the loot ship, right?

Yeah, at this point, because now I have so much movement speed, I just cleared everything. Should I just stand still, maybe? Because I feel like if I do that, we'll get more movement speed here. I don't know what the right option is. I haven't min-max this video game yet. Okay, uh, critchance, attack cool-down. I guess I'm going to go with that since it's uncommon.

There we go. Yeah, I really need to get the magnets. I do wish that you were able to like, you were able to get a magnet pretty much in every game because I feel like it's, it's like so OCD that I can't loot everything. Oh, fuck yeah. It's a yellow. Um, that I can't just loot everything. Two skulls?

There's no skulls. Yeah, I thought this was like a green one. Yeah, this was super easy. Okay, uh, collect range. Yellow, let's just do collect range, right? Obviously. Very poo, Annie. that I feel like I'm fucking Pac-Man doing this nice okay move at speed again yeah see

look at all that shit that I left on the floor like that's at least like one or two levels all right here we go here's the boss should be easy I don't know what happens after this don't lose I won't what's up bitch I can beat his ass it's easy shut up bitch your kind once cursed Seems kind of bad, right? Neither your curse nor your roots can stop me, which? I'll cut down every last one of them. Okay.

Roots this land. This guy sounds like a fucking asshole. Oh, it's the boss. Okay, let's go. Oh, oh, oh, oh. He's got a lot more help than I expected. Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see. Wait, I'm already half help. I didn't even realize that.

Alright, I gotta stay focus. Okay, my AOE build isn't as good for bosses, it seems. Okay, let me get around those. Go back in. Get out of my motherfucking life. Wait, why are you not dead? How are you not dead? There we go.

That you bitch. Easiest game of my life. Well, that went really well. I'm level 69. Roderick. Is that truly you? Ooh. I never thought that beast could be vanquished.

But you did it. Finally, it's over. So we rescued the hot girl? Thank God. Okay. So she comes back to the castle with me, right? Corvus. Are you, are you all right?

How did you end up here? I was searching for the pure power flowing within that creature's veins. That sounds like, uh... Never mind. It's beyond the magic you know, Roderick. I believe we must return to the castle. Okay, all right, we're good. And there, I can show you how to wield this power.

Come with me, Roderic. All right. Great. So now what? Echoes of grandeur. So then, what the hell is this? Congratulations, you defeated the boss of this area. We return to the castle and grow stronger for your next adventure. Continue onward to push your limits and indisily try to earn bloodstones. Let's return to the castle.

It's your boy. Okay. Roderick, you've returned. Damn. All right. Great. I was expecting you. Were you able to acquire that bloodstone?

The testament to the power you demonstrated yesterday. Absolutely. Indeed. It's all yours. As I told you, the blood of those beasts holds a unique power. It possesses the key. to awaken the darkest potential within our minds deepest corners. What the fuck does that mean?

This is about more than just survival, Roderick. This is about seizing true power. What do you say? Can you bring me more bloodstone? Okay. Consider it done, Corvus. Okay. Equip and upgrade the ruins you found using bloodstones and purple essences. The more you invest in upgrade, the higher the chance of success. Okay.

So this gives me more health. I feel like I don't really, do I really want more health? I feel like health doesn't really matter a whole lot. Okay, so these are upgrades, and then this is... Oh, maybe it's like BDO or something? I don't know. Okay. So, yeah, might as well as quip it?

Yeah, of course, right? It's obvious. Okay. And now I have to get these other two guys. Where's fatty? You're back. Okay. I singed you're a top.

I was waiting for you. Thank you again for help me escape those creatures. I'm sorry if I put you in danger. I need to explain why I took those shadow silks that day. You're stealing shit? I've also found a way to repair you. Okay. This will help you collect shadow silks too.

All right. Just like me. They are fragments of energy hidden in the shadows, only able to be captured with a special touch. Okay. We'll need power to survive in this world, Roderick. And I can provide it. That's convenient.

If you bring me enough shadow silks, I can weave unique armors for you. Okay, so this is crafting. Got it. Easy. Name's $9. Is it $9? I don't know if it's like $10 or $20. I don't know if it's like $10 or $20. Okay, so he crafts powerful items, dismantle them,

upgrade the shadow silk, but careful upgrades may fail if you lack enough resources. Okay. So I don't have any fucking blueprints, so I can't do a lot of. so I can't do a lot with that. Okay. Your father's legacy shouldn't rot in the jaws of beasts. I went to the pass and brought it back. Oh.

You faced the pack that broke me and lived. Damn, this guy died on like the second level. That had to seem more blood than I care to remember. And yet, here it is. Very well, Roderick. I wonder if I can play as him. You've earned more than my respect. You've earned my sword.

Nice. Lead us. You need more training. Okay, purple essence to unlock new talents, gain permanent power. Oh shit. Okay, uh, so this is like damage. Okay, well, I'm going to upgrade this right now. 5% more damage.

All right, what are these other ones? Or capacity. Blood or capacity. What's blood or? I don't even have that. Oh, this? Oh, I'm almost capped out on it. Okay.

I feel like I should get that. 5% damage. 5% damage to help enemies under. This is healing. And I guess this is like CC. Okay, that seems pretty simple. Go over here. Are these the other, yeah, these are the relics.

Okay. So missile, critical hits, ghostly barrage. Let's go with this. I feel like this one sounds better. Okay. And then, oh, I can almost buy the other one, but I can't. So yes, all the currencies up right? Yeah.

And artifacts, let's see here, cursed rat ring. Oh, I can't buy these yet. I'll be able too soon. All right, what game is this? It is called Night Swarm. I figured I'd play it, give you guys an idea of what the game's like. There it is, and I'm gonna go and probably eat some food and chill out. But before that, I'll talk about a little bit, get into it.

Let me go, actually, I'm gonna go stand next to the girl. She's hot. Young vampire is bad. Still, is the plane more wins me? Yes, I am. Absolutely. Food. I'm probably going to get Chipotle today. I haven't eaten Chipotle. Like, I'm kind of having a bit of a withdrawal.

I haven't eaten Chipotle for an entire... Actually, no, that's not true. I haven't eaten it for two days. So, yeah, I feel like it's time. I have to do it. Why Asan keep talking about me? What's he saying? He talking shit again?

He mad? Let me see. Anything going on? Any bullshit? I don't see anything. Yeah, I don't see anything. Eat every day. Yeah. We have Kadobe out here, it's sad. Yeah, I know. What's your order? Uh, brown rice, pino beans, steak, casso, cheese, the brown mild salsa, and, uh, that's it.

Great, drink, I was a meeting last night. It was good. It's a great meeting. Had a good time. Why your stomach still fucked up? I don't know. And it's not really. I just probably honestly, like, I, I slept for, like, three hours the night before and four hours yesterday. So, like, I'm probably going to just go, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to order my food right now. And I'm going to eat my food and I'm going to fall asleep on the floor.

That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I eat my food and I fall asleep on the floor. That would be huge day. Crazy day for me. Oh, I still have that KFC cart that I had the other day. I'm gonna use this. Okay, well, um, I don't need this. Let me, let me get rid of it. This is a K, that's the KFC cart for like $80. Do you eat enough fiber? Why the fuck would I eat a shirt? No. Fucking idiot. Who's this?

What a dumb ass. This is Christ. Okay. Take madame Musil. Do you ever get constipated? I don't even know. Like, I have no idea if I do or not. How many push-ups do you do today? I thought of do you thought about doing ten push-ups. I thought about doing 15 push-ups So you could say I did more than you did that's what I didn't fire a storm or bowed ten pounds? I don't what even what is fiber? Like what it what is fiber like give me an example of something that's fiber? Vegetables okay give me another example of something that's fiber? Oatmeal? Is dr. Pepper fiber Let me guess

The answer to that's probably no, isn't it? Seems like the feedback here is that Dr. Pepper is in fact not fiber. Okay. We're gonna have to go back to square one on this. Yeah, I don't know. It's fiber if you believe it. So if I believe it's fiber, it becomes fiber.

I like that. Yeah, honestly, I don't know how I... I don't know how I stayed awake as long as I did. I didn't even get tired. Like, I don't even really... feel tired now. Yeah, I feel fine. So hopefully I'm able to sleep and relax. Second wind. It's like a fourth wind. I'm gonna be honest. Nutrition? Yeah. I was gonna hit you sard in a second.

As soon as I finish the stream. You're not getting enough protein. One meal protein isn't enough. You need one X, one point five X your weight and grams. I don't want to gain weight. Because if I gain weight, then I'm gonna become a fat. I don't want to be a fat. Yeah, I mean like that. You don't, you know, You do not want to be a fat. You don't need 1.5. You need muscle, bro, not weight. Yeah, exactly. Might some muscle milk to add to your sides?

I don't know about that. Jerky eats a lot of protein. Yeah, I eat like half a bag of beef jerky a day, usually, right? I mean, maybe not every time, but a lot of times I do. But I toned it down because I had a stomach problem for a bit. Give the same amount of weight as a depressed gloss check. That's not true. Emmy definitely weighs less than I do.

Absolutely not. I'm like 140. Yeah, 145 even. Why do you get brown rice instead of white rice? Because I read somewhere that it was healthier, and then I looked it up later and it turned out that was not true. But now I'm so used to it that I don't really want to, I don't want to change it.

To alternate your meat intake, maybe up your ass. What fuck up? Brown rice has fiber? Yeah, I'm about like 6'3 or so, so I'm a pretty tall guy for how skinny I am. But I would rather be tall and skinny than fat. I don't want to be fat. And I think also, like, I'm 35, right?

And I feel like almost everybody that I know has, like, health problems except for me. And, like, it's one of the reasons why I haven't, I've refused to change my diet. because so there was a a Simpsons episode of Mr. Burns and it said that because he had every disease he would never die and I thought to myself I was like

well what if that's real? What if you can make yourself so stick that you like you become more than human right? You go even beyond that. Yeah, the door exactly. And so I've thought about that. And so that's why now You know, I eat bug poison, preservatives, gummy lifesavers, soda, and beef jerky.

That's right. And we will ascend. Now, probably that means like dying, but maybe not, right? Building immunity, yeah. And I will say that every time that we go out somewhere and everybody else gets sick, I never get sick. Which makes me think, maybe I'm the one getting everybody else sick. So, yeah. Tried moose jerky? No, I have not tried moose jerky.

If you're about the trainer, they ate 10K calories a day and died? No, 10K calories a day is fucking insane. Like, unless you're, like, competing for, like, world's strongest man or something like that. There's no way you need to do that. Orch your skinny, my weight's 190, I do like working out. You need to, you need to gain healthy weight. I don't think that, I don't believe in any of that. I think it's all fake.

You try to become fat and then lose weight. Well, you don't want to be fat. You just shut up. That's true. You can look at a DC pipe bomber tomorrow? Yeah, probably. I didn't hear about that. Like, I was, like, there was that show today, and so I was, like, so busy with that. I didn't think anything else. Is your blood pressure good? I just, I stopped checking it. Like, I, uh, it's probably not good now because I haven't been doing anything. And I've been, like, kind of stressed out about, like, a few just things, just a good personal things, right? But, like, other than that, uh, yeah, it's probably not over 200, right? Which is like, as long as it's not over 200, we're fine.

They caught him, yeah. The other check, no problems? Yeah. It's fake, yeah. It's fake. 200 PSI? Do you check your cholesterol? I checked my cholesterol.

They did a blood test on me. And they did everything. They checked everything. This is like a few years ago. And, uh, yeah. Your diet, cholesterol is the only thing to worry about? I don't even know what that is. It's probably fake.

A few years ago. Yeah, all the shit's fake. I don't believe in, uh, in, in, in science. Like, I, I just, I don't know. Like, there's some of the stuff I believe in, some of it, uh, I don't even really believe in calories. I don't, I don't believe in calories at all. It's out, it's ridiculous. The idea of calories is ridiculous to me.

So my, my goal, right, is to all I need to do is to stay alive long enough to where they can replace my body with a machine. That's the only goal that I have. I don't have to live to a hundred. I just have to live to where I can get replaced with a machine. You just said 10K is ridiculous? Yeah, because I know how much food that is. But the idea of calories is ridiculous. Adam's a smasher, but a skin walker? Yes. Your robot calories of your battery? No, it's fake. Good luck on making it. Yeah. You think they're wrong about calories? You're not able to, but are able to make a machine that keeps you alive? Yeah. Because the calories thing is how they can sell you diet books

And the thing to keep you alive is how they can sell you that too So if there's a profit incentive, it's real If there's no profit incentive, then it's not Or sorry, if there's a profit incentive, then it's fake And if there's no profit incentive, then it's real. Simple. Enjoy the game? Yeah, I mean, I played this whenever they were going to, like,

I played it whenever they were going to like pick it out And they were like, hey, what do you think about this game? And I was like, this looks good. You know, it's fun. and so yeah I'll probably play more of it get into it I actually just beat I pretty much beat where wins me so

excuse me so I got a lot more ado let me exit game there it is yeah but the game is night swarm and I'll link you guys the the game you want to try it out I think it has a demo if you are not sure

if you'd like it or not you want to try it out and apparently it's cheap as fuck too it's like what did they say it was like like $8 or something like that. It was like $5. It's like nothing. So yeah, there it is.

Anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. I will be back on tomorrow. So until next time, boys. Peace. See ya.