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Episode Date: September 26, 2025

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We'll play a little bit of Conquest Dark. It just came out today. I wanted to play it for a little bit and get into it. They made me erase my fucking save data. I had 30 hours of gameplay on this shit. And then it got deleted. Honestly, I feel like I'm very good at this game. So I'm probably going to clear every single one. And it's not going to be an issue at all.

Let's see here. Okay. Hunter. Um, re-rolls. I remember the archer was the better one. So we're going to go with this guy right here. Yeah, let me go with him. Okay.

Short bows. Savage. Okay, we're going to go with Hunter. I mean, it's fucking obvious, right? Okay. That's easy. Don't get hit. Um, it says attack is an OA.

I have to hit this guy. He's dead. All right. The short bow or the hunter bow? I can do a double shot. I feel like a double shot is insane. What do you guys think? Hunter's boat?

Yeah, yeah, let's go with that. I think that's a better option. Okay. But it's pretty slow. That's the problem. Okay, let me make it to where it auto aims. Where the fuck is it? Direction indicator.

Where is it? There. Okay, good. That way I don't have to shoot at them. No, melee? No, I feel like in any of these games, range is always better. Like, especially at the beginning.

Because, like, you take so much... Okay, all right. Okay, well, I mean, attack speed is obviously the best option, right? Because you have more attacks, and then more attacks allow you to attack more. So, I mean, pretty fucking simple. Okay, let's get this. Why auto-am?

Because it's easier, and I don't have to focus on hitting them. And also, I can... Okay, power shot, ricochet shot. Shoots a powerful arrow that pierces through enemies and deals a lot of damage. Shoots one arrow is a ricochet between the... Okay, that's obviously better, right? I mean, it's just like, it's a million times better. It's literally like auto aim.

Yeah, that's insane. Okay. Yeah, we're going to use that for sure. Okay. Wow needs auto aim. It's really funny that you say that today of all days. Okay, so I've got my Dodge movements there, too. Okay, there's a boss.

Um, all right, got them. Okay. Bonus health, crit damage, movement speed. Uh, primary attack ability damage. That seems really good too. I think we're going to go with primary attack ability damage. That seems like 100%.

That's crazy. Yeah, that's nuts. What the fuck? Okay. And we're going to do... I'm going to do multi-shot right here just so we can lock in the ability. But I would have gone with attack speed naturally. Yeah, I'm actually clearing this like it's nothing.

Holy fuck. Yeah, that's a new ability. That wasn't in the beta. I remember that. Okay. Did you ever play the OG vampire survivors? Did I ever play vampire survivors? Um,

aimed, that seems really fucking good, too. I'm gonna go with that. Yeah, you could say that. Because if I'm one-shotting them, that's effectively 12% base damage. So that's way better. I'm actually cooking these guys. This is insane.

Jesus Christ. Maybe they made it too easy. Am I too good at this game? I think I am. Okay. No enemies are nearby. Three seconds shoot arrows at the closest target. No one should...

If no enemies are nearby, every two seconds. I feel like burst shots way better, right? Yeah, I feel like that's way, way fucking better. Yeah, let's go with that. And also it's more solar damage. And yeah, I already had solar damage in general. Okay, here we go. Is this guy?

Hit him. Hit him. Jesus. Okay. Um, attack reach. Oh my God. 200% ability damage? Bro.

Oh my God. I feel, am I too, I'm too good? I feel like I actually should have gone with the weaker bow. Because I'm killing. him so fast it doesn't even matter. Holy fuck. Okay. Elemental mastery, attack speed. Okay, we are going to go with attack speed this time. Because remember attack speed accelerates everything. Jesus. Okay. Nice. More attack, more damage. Yes, exactly. This actually isn't even my main character too. Like I played another one on the beta. Okay. So whenever I unlock him, I'm going to swap over

to him. It won't be. for a lot garlic mane um it's actually kind of funny how right you are okay i feel like this is actually kind of getting stressful um kind of struggling a bit here okay let's do multi-shot again because more projectiles are better obviously there's just a lot of these mobs man like i'm killing them pretty fast but like it doesn't really matter they just keep respawning even faster especially like these big groups of them maybe you know what I need to do I think I need to get more oh fuck

okay here's a boss okay here we go circles on the ground it's pretty easy slow as fuck I don't know how the fuck you can die to this bro like if somebody dies this they suck

okay he's dead easy movement speed power ability damage what's my power ability ricochet shot 40% damage I think that's actually really good. I'm going to use that.

Okay, now there's like new monsters too. Okay. And now I can't one shot these guys either, which is really bad. Okay, let's pick up these. There we go. Nice. Okay. Quick dash, disengage.

Yeah, we're obviously going to use that. That's insane. And I can also use this as like extra damage for bosses too to get away from them and everything. Movement speed will come and clutch. Yeah. Like, I feel like movement speed is actually like a DPS game, but you just don't know it. It's like one of those things people don't realize is, like, they don't realize how good it is until, I feel like sometimes it's like too late, right?

Like until they really like see the difference. I think it's a better way to say it. Okay. And let's just do more, literally more attack speed. Yeah, they definitely did make the end of this like way harder. Fuck. Uh, this is kind of bad, actually. Um, is he dead?

No, he's not. Got him. Okay, good. All right, primary attack damage again. I feel like we just go with this. I think more primary attack damage. 2000. Yeah, that was definitely the right call.

Okay, good. Nice. Um, I don't know which one's better, honestly. You guys think aim shots attack? I feel like attack speed is always good, whereas aim shots is sometimes good. I guess also attack speed accelerates my, my energy gain too.

Yeah, I'm actually cooking them right now. There's archers. You can watch out for them. I got to play pretty risky here. Shit! Not it. And now we're going to do, let's do aim shots this time.

I got hit again. All this. Okay, okay, okay, okay, here we go. All right, focus. 100% focus. No mistakes, no fuck-ups. There it is. There it is.

Let's go, let's go. Got him? All right? I think this should be, yeah, I feel like this is, this is no problem. Fuck, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Okay, shit. Come on, come on.

Kill him. Kill him. Good. Fucking got him. Alright. Now I have to finish it. Movement speed versus... Okay, we'll just do multi-shot.

Super easy. Okay, and primarily attack. Wow. Another one? Um... Let's do it. Yeah, I'm actually just gonna keep getting more bonuses for that. Damn, there's a lot of these guys, huh?

Last cannon build? Yes. Well, it works. So as long as I jump through them without them doing the animation, it's okay. Okay. It's just if they do it, I'm fucked. Okay. Uh, there's a lot of these guys. I gotta do this for a whole, is it on mobile?

I actually don't know. Guys, is it on mobile or not? I don't even know. I probably should know that. Okay, let's do, um, let's do project on out again. Steam? Okay, yeah, yeah, it's on Steam. I know that. That's a good build.

Yeah, of course. Winners win. I'm actually cleaning them and fuck out. This is good. This is really good. God damn. Holy shit. Oh, I took damage. I got to heal. We gotta go around the circle. Okay. Nice. Nice, I beat it. Since when do they kill you that fucking fast?

Holy shit! They got to kill them one hit! You unlocked this Sigian archive, open it by clicking the location to World Map. Brows the archive button, the archive, you can... Okay. Rouse the archive, okay. Classes, weapon stats, ability damage, okay. And then power abilities, too.

Okay. I think that we should go with, I think that we go with, we upgrade the bow. Let's upgrade the bow. Yeah, let's do it again, actually. Actually, let's do it again. Yeah, we're going to go super hard on bow. Big Dick Bow.

Okay. That's going to help me out a lot. we'll use this is all damage 2% damage okay do we have any more of the altars no okay I'm just gonna do more damage 4% damage

um sorceress fall versus shifting sands okay let's go with this let's do shifting sands we'll try that can you move with the mouse or is at WASD only

I have no idea actually I've always just used WASD okay Um, I think we'll go with this guy. Go with the hunter as well again. And short bows, proficiency short bows. Fuck, I got short bows. Not survive.

Not long bows. I don't know if that's going to be okay or not. We'll go with that, though. It's fine. All right. Hopefully we should be... Almost got hit. Looking enhanced.

No, we're chilling. Everything's fine. Yeah, you pick your character and your class. dynamically every single time that you do another mission. That's how it works. I had to get my levels, man. There we go. Okay.

Let's just do more. Let's do the same thing. Attack speed again. You already have short phone in the gray. Yeah, I don't know how the game works. I mean, you know, it's like, how could I know how a game works? It's impossible. Okay, so power shot, ricka shot.

Okay, obviously going to go with this again. This is insane. So now that I do this, I should be able to kill these things, even faster. And I need to get, say, I need to get more of the ricochets as well. Okay, this is a boss already. Okay. Let me get on. Wow. Oh, that's insane. Primary attack ability. I feel like that's way better. Even though that attack reach is really good, I think 100% is what I need to get. You guys think I need the heels, man. No, no, guys, I really think the heels are important. Because like when you start losing, you keep losing. Yeah, bro, like, that's it.

Okay, too real, need healing souls, yeah, exactly, right? And so, like, that's... Because, like, if I take one hit, like, as soon as you... Give me a minute. Okay, we're gonna do that as well for Pierce. As soon as you start getting got, you don't stop getting God. And so, how do you prevent that from happening? Well, you never start.

Problem fucking solved. Like, you guys saw, like, in the first match, I barely got hit, and if I did, I immediately healed. Yeah, just don't. don't get it exactly. Okay. Um, burst shot again. We're gonna do that. Super simple. Okay. I don't think I'm gonna go with another point into the, uh, I don't know, maybe I, wow. Okay. Movement speed, bonus health, straight movement speed. I feel like all these are good options, honestly. Yeah, I think they're all, they're all, you guys all think three. Okay, let's go with three.

I mean, I don't think there's really one that's like that much better than the others. We're going to get these levels though. I'm going to stay ahead of these mobs. Nice. Okay. And Dodge charges, health, regent, movement speed. We're going to re-roll. None of these are really high value.

Yeah, we're going to do multi-shot as well. What we really need is attack speed. Like, attack speed is what's really going to change my life. As soon as I get attack speed, everything gets better. Not in question, yeah, exactly. You exactly. Don't build on scarcity. Yeah, exactly.

Bad mistake. Okay. Should be fine so far. Just needs to get the next level. There's nudity in the game? Yeah, apparently. I don't know if it got turned. I think it's an option now.

I don't know if it'll fuck up like YouTube, like YouTube video. I have no idea. But yeah, this game, obviously some people are asking. The game is made by one guy. Fuck. Okay. Um, I'm actually kind of getting fucked here. Okay.

You? No. No. No, not me. I keep thinking I... Dude, I'm actually getting fucked. This is bad. These fucking dodges.

I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. It's over. It's over. I'm done. It's over. Okay. I got them all in a circle.

Just got an AOEM down. So as soon as I do this and I kill them, I should get like massive loot. See, I just got hit. You have to get the health back. Nice. Okay. Now we have disengage. Got them.

What is this? Plus 25% chance crit chance? What the fuck? That's insane. That's crazy. Okay. Um...

Oh, that's... Easiest three of my life. Literally easiest three of my life. Okay. It's just these dodges that they do really fucks me up. Good. There we go. There is.

I need to get more fucking ricochets or something. Like, this is bad. Um, how am I already getting out scale? Like, okay, uh, I guess we're just,

we just go with more attack speed, honestly. Literally that simple. I think we need projectile pierce or something, man. Too many healing souls? No, I only have two of those. It's fine.

Okay, there's a boss. That's good, actually. Okay. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Christ.

How the fuck does he keep blocking? Um, let's do... I think we just do more attack speed, guys. Yeah, that was definitely the right call. I actually really feel that. Got him. Easiest game in my life. Choose weapon to imbue.

Okay, well, we're gonna get the hunter's bow, right? I mean, the weapon is the best thing to imbue. Primordial... Oh, so I just... Wait, so I just have 25% crit chance there. That's crit chance and damage. I feel like critchants, I feel like that's it, right? I mean, yeah, just big dick, exactly.

Always go damage. Another thing is, like, I didn't get any of that primal, like, or sorry, like, a fucking primary attack damage. That's the difference. Like, this run and the last one. It's like, I don't know if I'm able to do this. just fucking caster go over there

okay good I gotta get that fuck okay should a highlight exposed no no we're fine we're fine we're chilling everything is okay

there's nothing wrong nothing bad everything is good okay uh projectile amount uh yeah let's do projectile amount because that affects everything right yeah that was insane okay who's this bitch oh this guy isn't doing anything

Oh yeah, he isn't do shit Oh, he's got balls I didn't realize the balls Nice Fuck I got hit Bro die Okay there it is got him Okay upgrade level one

Yeah let's just get more dick More dick Okay and Power ability damage Oh 20% all damage Easiest decision of my life by the one Oh it's a gold thing too Let me let me with that I didn't see that

I didn't see if there was another item there too I didn't see that either I'll go get it with that critical unlock more dick bigger dick okay good and we're gonna go with uh let's do I'm gonna do one more dodge charge because I feel like it it's gonna be really useful actually fuck it attack speed's been working fine let's just keep using attack speed it's just these fucking guys that dodge go glass cannon yeah I know I am by the way. I just can't get hit. I mean, I played this a bit before, right? So like I understand like kind of like how they can hit you and how they can't. That's why I'm able to like get really close to them, but then still not take damage. Okay, I just took down. Okay, that's, yeah, I just took damage.

All right. Um, it's fine. Inside trading? Yes. Okay, Pierce as well. There's so many of them I have to. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. All right, we got it. How do they do so much damage? Jesus. Okay, well, at least I killed them. That's what matters. Okay, so I have level two dick now, and I have the silver chain mouse.

Yeah, this is very good. Okay, death's here? Yeah, all right. And now we need to do transfer it. Let's put one point into that. And then we're going to do desecration grounds. This is my class. The oath keeper.

Crit damage or movement speed. I feel like I feel like this doesn't really matter, right? Let's just go with this. Um, I think I'm thinking this right here. Yeah. Okay.

I'm not gonna play as a girl. Why I want to play as a girl? Wait. It takes three hits to kill one mob. Uh, and I have to finish this? Oh boy. Oh boy.

Oh, boy. Okay. Um, got it. and let's do projectile pierce Jesus Christ, this is slow I think I'm fucked guys I'm gonna be honest

you had pierce already now I have more because it can go through more monsters yeah I have a plan guys okay like I'm not just randomly hitting okay I am but okay give me a minute like a chae again

okay here we go Jesus it still doesn't even kill them oh this is good this is really good Uh, these guys are pretty fast. Okay. Um, this is garbage. We're just gonna re-roll.

Attack speed. Easiest decision of my life. Nice. 10% crit chance is really good. We're gonna go with this. Hunters bow. Uh, let's do this. And then Primordia Rooms.

Uh, this is level two dick. Okay, that's gonna help out a lot. Okay. Um, let's do project that element. I feel like actually project that. amount is better than attack speed because projectile amount well i i actually i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about okay let's just keep going it is yeah okay well that that's yeah i knew that

that's what i was trying to say okay this is going okay let's kill this guy see like these guys they die so fast and then okay obviously going to go burst shot as well Jesus he got annihilated okay um that's this is fucking insane power of plus all damage. It's not a question. Easy. Yeah, this is it. This is nuts.

Oh my God. I'm actually out of control. It's snowballing? Yeah. Yeah, I'm 100% unlocking yoke keeper after this. And I also didn't use any of my tickets. So that means I'm going to fully upgrade his armor and everything. It's a massive exponential increase.

Yeah. Multi-shot again. Yeah, see this? Look at this. Oh, my God. Bro. Jesus. This is easy

Yeah I Oh my Yeah Projectile count was absolutely the right call I Holy fuck The multi-bounce kills

Yeah exactly Like that's what really does it for me Let's get around Build slaps Yeah that's really good Okay Go out of that Okay

Okay we got a boss Where's the boss Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck Fuck bad. Okay. I have to dodge at the right time. This is easy. Okay. Do I have any heels? I don't. Okay. I don't have a dick ruin. So I think we do projectile amount. That's obviously the better one. Yeah, projectile amounts way better. Okay, let's do dick again. I'm thinking

dick again, right? Yeah, let's do dick again. Okay, attack reach, primary attack ability damage, reduce bleed rate. I think we have to go with this. Yeah. Oh, that's insane. 5% damage taken reduced per life loss. That's nuts. The only problem, like, I don't see, like now I don't have any health recovery. Like, I'm actually gonna fucking die now because I don't have any health recovering. Fuck, man. Okay. He's engaged. At least I leveled up. That was good. I need to get something. Maybe if I get health region. I don't, I don't want like, I'm just gonna snowball in like the opposite direction, right?

Which is not what I want to have happened. I'm actually just a piece of shit. I'm literally a piece of shit. Yeah, I'm literally a piece of shit, guys. I'm sorry. Okay, this is where I have to get my health, my health region. Okay, movement speed.

I have to do this. I have to do it. We have to re-roll. Man, shut the hell up. Shut the hell up, man. I'm doing my best, all right? I was trying to get, it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. You're good, bro. keep going i'm at seven bro i'm at seven already like i'm dead i'm probably i'm so fucked okay if i can keep leveling up okay uh i think i need to do attack speed as much as i want to get health regent i just can't i can't afford to i have to get attack because the faster i attack the faster that um they will like the fucking uh it's the right decision okay notice i need to get another level before i lose my health again I dodge that.

Where's my level? Where's my level? There it is. Okay. I actually think movement speed is the play here, but we're going to go with aim shot instead. Because I know aim shot works. That's a 6,000 damage?

No, it didn't. Okay, here's the boss. That's a lot of fucking... That's a lot of bullshit he's doing. Fuck, he's hitting me. He's hitting me. I can kill him. I can kill him. I can do this.

Shut up. I got it. I'm at five. Easiest game of my life. Never played an easier game. Okay, let's level up Dick again. Okay, we finally have a healing soul. See, this is what I needed like an hour ago.

Now I just have to pick these up really fast. Everson for damage doesn't matter. All I need to do is heal now. Multi-shot again. I'm a god. I'm actually a god. After this, I get to unlock my, my paladin. Yeah, you guys see like how big of a difference that is, especially when we're on killing them so fast.

Now I just don't take damage. All right, we have one minute left. Last minute, yeah, I know. There it is. And we need, uh, fuck. Yeah, let's just get movement speed. Yeah, let's get movement speed. Maybe I can try to outrun those demons at the end.

You guys see, like, these health, these health globes just change my life. Moonst speed to collect the orbs? Yeah. And I'm going to spam the gems. jumps as soon as the ghosts come out. I'm going to see if I can kite them. All right, I'll save them right now. Nice.

Let's do more Dodge charges, too. Got him. Got him. Got him. Okay, that didn't really go very well. I thought it was going to go better. It didn't. All right.

So let's see here. All right, so we have Soldier's Sword, Alter of Endurance, gain a crepted soul fragment. Okay, good. Dinger, oath bound. Okay. Now we have the Oathkeeper. That's my main character.

Alter of endurance, we're going to get bonus health as well. We're going to get double bonus health too. And do we have any more altars? No, we do not. Alter of fortune, we're going to get one of those. Okay, let's do this and we're going to do it with the Oathkeeper, okay? I'm thinking like should I level it up right now. What do you guys think?

I feel like I'm going to do it. Oh, big dick. Let me go ahead and do this too. both bringer two I don't think I really want to use this I want to use that instead how do I get that Hammer of Soul

I can't find it okay let's do this right now actually wait a second I can go back to my archive again maybe shield charge upgrade that and I'll do one point oh yeah yeah sacred hammer

Big dick Okay Now we do it This is me Oathkeeper No Lunar damage The fuck is that

Attack reach Oh that's really good He's got a long-limbed Okay Heavy armor Shields We're gonna beat him here Let's do it

The Othbringer It may not look like much You'll see You'll see You'll see There's a plan. Okay. Wait, I only have one dodge.

Wait, what? Guys, I think I might have made a mistake. And this is only a level two area, right? Okay. Um, I think we're gonna go with blockchance. Oh, he actually attacks pretty fast. I need to get attack reach. That's the thing.

Flash, no, I need a new ability. Like, as soon as I get, guys, like, watch. Just wait. Dude. Dude, I'm actually... Okay, Sacred Hammer. All right. We're good.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, see, see, see, I had a... I should not have done that. Okay, um... All right. I think we do more cock chance, right? Like block chance seems way better. The recovery? We do both of these.

I mean, they feed into each other. Okay, all damage, bonus health. Okay. Okay, this is obviously the best one. The braces are the best one. It's not in close. Let's do Sacred Hammer. Primordial or Sun. Sun was projectile, right? Yeah, it was.

We're not going to go with Dick on that. Because, yeah, well, see, there's three of them. You guys see that? Wait, is there always three? What does it say? Oh, two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, see? That's strong as fuck, that's insane. Okay, um, that's, wait, radiance, that's fucking insane. Okay, now I have better attack reach. Yeah, this is... Okay. Oathbringer, let's get this.

And we are going to get primordial. We're going to put primordial dick on this. Primordial dick will help a lot. Okay, let's kill this guy. Wow, that was fucking easy. Holy shit, that was easy. Okay, crit damage, bonus health, crit chance, crit damage.

We're just going to re-roll. I don't think any of these are good. I don't think any of these are... I'm going to re-roll again. I'm not going to re-roll. I don't want to re-roll. I'm going to re-roll. I knew I should have re-rolled.

Okay. Yeah, this is way better. God, this is so hard to decide. I think what guys, we, you guys know how much those healing souls helped me last time. I understand one was way better. I know, but like I'm playing to win, not to, like, I have a vision, okay? Y'all ready? Okay.

Finally. That's why I level this shit up. Okay. we're putting all of our points into this by the way now big dick damage yes now we still have to move around and kill these things though okay flash of light burning damage attack speed okay we're gonna get more block chance okay dude this is really good what the fuck this is way better than what i remembered like they introduce like there's like a new upgrade system like i i don't even know how that works it's like i actually i'm running into a problem because i'm doing so much damage

my other attacks to do damage can't do damage okay let's do attack reach again because that makes my circle bigger what really matters is i feel like i'm gonna be able to clear this one easy right but what really matters is being able to okay all right ancient guardian oh fuck he hit me is that a blue item oh wow i think we reroll i do i think we reroll oh yeah yeah yeah yeah attack speed Resistance Pierce? That's big dick. That's my first blue armor, too. What how much damage I'm doing,

what a loser bitch. Okay, um, attack reach, attack arc. Let's do attack reach. Movement speed, bonus health. Let's just do, uh, healing soul. I don't think any of this really matters, honestly. Wait, why aren't they dying in one hit now?

Wait, what the fuck is this? He's a caravan. Let me kill the caravan. Shield charge. Got it. Die, you fucking camel. Die, bitch. Okay.

No. He's getting away. No. No. Fuck, man. Damn it. Ruin my entire run. Camel's too tanky.

You could have got more projectiles. It doesn't matter. Okay. Uh. Excuse me. Um, let's do blockchance again. I'm making them dizzy.

Fuck! He woke up. Okay, got it. Uh, aura of soul. Let's upgrade this. And let's get a sunroon. Attack reach.

Massive. Okay, crit jammids, bonus health, all damage, all damage. That did 4,000 damage. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I need to upgrade my camel damage. No, you're right. Okay, let's kill that. And I don't have a, any reflect damage either. Okay, um, let's do radiance again. Okay, I actually feel really confident.

Yeah, this is going extremely well. Way better than what I thought it would. Like at the beginning, I was really kind of nervous. I thought the class was worse or something. But no, it's just, it's actually really good still. Just wait. No, I'm going to try a next level after this. Like, it's give you like a three skull level too, which makes it like, it's like a further like level of difficulty. But I feel like I can handle it now. So I feel like I barely even take damage. See? Look, I'm gonna stand right in the middle. Okay, let's kill this guy. Okay, she's stunned. She's getting annihilated. So the camel couldn't get stunned. Okay, uh, attack reach again. Got him. Okay, uh, let's do, uh, let's do wrath. We don't want to level up dick anymore. I don't

think we level up dick anymore because aura or uh farming is like way better right and dick does not aura farm right now it's too long yeah exactly yeah this is perfect okay i'm actually really curious to see if i'm gonna be able to beat the harder level i'm gonna be real i think it's gonna be easy i do i feel like with this build especially like we're gonna upgrade all of our abilities and shit it's gonna be a joke you can need faster melee no Uh, let's see, we'll just do, this is the last Radiance one, might as well. Look at. Just blocking everything.

It's not a big deal. Let's try going to kill these two. It's the casters that really fuck me, man. If it wasn't for the casters, I'd be fine. You got these fucking, uh, yeah, like, see what, see, that's the thing is they can't dodge my, uh, my aura. I've got this righteous fire shit going on it. It just does so much damage. It just kills everything.

Perfect. Uh, let's get damage reflect. 200 is the block. Okay, here we go. All right, I'm just gonna, bro, I'm just literally gonna tank the ghosts. I'm gonna tank the ghost like nothing. Hey, I'm dead. All right, um, so let's see what we got.

Oh, I got this. That's the hammer I wanted. Soul fragments, scorching waste. Okay. Uh, sole attract range. Let's go ahead and pick that up too. All right. Coastal Cave. Um, let's do the level three. Let's do this right now. Big Dick all the way. I actually forgot to do something. I forgot to level up my abilities. What do you guys think? Should I reset? Yeah? Okay. That one doesn't count. Okay. And we're going to level up the hammer too. Actually, we're going to wait. I don't know if I can hit two runes. We're not going to do that. I'm going to see if I can. get this to the next one.

Yes, I can. That's huge. Absolutely fucking massive. Okay, perfect. Now we're ready to cook. Okay, and damage to elites, I don't care about that. Create a chance, we're going to do bonus health.

And we're going to do armor. Okay. These things have a lot of health. Um, it should be fun. Man, man, this is, uh, man. How about that, huh? This is rough. It's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna come out of the head. People just don't know it yet. I'm ramping. Okay. Get that level right now. Let's just do attack speed. All I need is one, I just need one fucking more level. And then I get my ability. Got it. Sacred hammer. There it is. Watch, I'm gonna clean these bitches out right now. See, see, see, see. Who's mad?

Uh, let's do, uh, let's do, uh, let's do, uh, let's do, uh, let's do bull ward. Just for now though. Just so I stay alive. Let's do radiance too. Um, we'll do sacred hammer. And we're gonna do sun. Projectile amount too. Attack reach.

Yeah, yeah, we're obviously gonna go with. this here. Healing souls are super important, especially when I don't have any. Just take one stack of retribution, so you hit them when I hit the back. Uh, yeah, I probably should get at least one stack. I think you're probably right about that. Okay. Now we're war farming again. I'm going to get right in the middle. Another game made by one man. Yep, one guy made this game. Event Spirit, caravan. Is that the camel? That sounds like something that would be a camel. That's the camel. Well, my damage isn't high enough. Okay, camel down.

Wait, I'm gonna kill it. Wait, I'm actually gonna beat it. Oh my God. Holy shit. Attack reach as well for that. Okay, and we're gonna do hammer, and then we're gonna do, we're gonna put dick on the hammer.

It's at least a little bit more damage, right? These are pretty bad. You guys think I should reroll? There it is. There it is right there. Absolutely the right decision. Best decision of my life. Okay, this is really good.

We're gonna get Argent Defender as well. Wait, I'm actually farming. What the fuck? Oh my God. Okay. Casters? Yeah, I know. I hate casters. Okay, shield charge.

This is really good for stunning them. Obviously. Wait, what are these footsteps? Wait, what? How hell is that? I can't go out there, can I? No. Go all them.

Nyadro, the sacrifice. Okay. Oh, fuck. Dude, she's dying so fast. I just can't lose that health initially. That's what'll really fuck me. That was easy. That was a joke.

Okay, bonus health, all damage, attack speed, resistance pierce. Let's go with bonus health and all damage. damage. Very easy decision there. Okay, uh, new projectile split chance. Let's do, I don't know if that works. Does that work with the hammers? What do you guys think? I think we go with the mount, right? Oh, but I could use this on that on my hammer. No, you're right. Okay. And now we do, uh, let's re-roll. I'm just going to re-roll right now because my hammers are projectiles too. Okay, now we're farming Seven minutes left

There you go Yeah, no, we're good What's this? I think we're gonna go With sonar damage Because all my damage is sonar Don't die to ghost again No, I won't, I'm gonna block every attack

It won't matter See? More garlic? Yeah, no, I don't actually I don't need more garlic Because like the solar tract range Is gonna fuck that up And it gets them low

and that might because like they're spawning in the middle i actually think this is the best class for me to have done this uh this area okay bulward bull ward let me kill these guys okay good that's blue gear too all damage bonus health damage i think we go with this one here bonus health and damage and movement charge that's crazy yeah literally easiest decision of my life let me actually pick all these up too okay good arjun defender i just don't want those guys attacking me, man. I don't know if we're gonna get a boss at six minutes or not. Fuck, there's too many of them. I can't stand in the middle. These fucking casters. Okay. All right. All right. Now we're playing the game. Fucking garbage. Okay, five minutes should be a

boss. Let's find out. Yeah, they're getting cooked. I'm actually a god. I literally cannot take damage. Okay, we're gonna get a block chance as well. Okay, here we go. Nice. Easy game, easy life, yep. Um, that's a lot of mobs. Uh, that's really a lot, huh? God damn. Okay, let me try and loot these. Okay, movement speed, all damage, instant attack chance,

Healing Soul, movement speed. Okay, let's get this one right here. All damage, I think. And then this one here, literally just more damage. And, uh, let's do, damage reflect again. Okay, I'm blocking everything. Where'd she go?

Got him? Oh, she's getting fucked now. I'm actually out of control. Here we go. Here we go. Jopal 2 Hammer Palavan? Yeah, no way. Crit damage. This is fucking garbage. I'm going to rerow.

All damage. Wait. Um, uh, no, uh, we're going to go to solar damage. Because all my damage is solar damage anyway. Okay. Um, Sola track range. Let's get that.

Come here, bitch. Crit damage, good? No, quick damage is not good. Crick damage is decent. I feel like I can beat anything now. So there's actually a boss beyond this too. I don't know how that's going to go. At least this one's almost dead. You need crit damage?

You guys really think so, huh? I don't think so. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. Okay. And power ability damage. Okay, I guess we're going to get that. that. What's this? Projectile Pierce. Attack reach. Projectile duration. Duration. Oh, this is getting really hard. Oh my God. I'm dying. I'm done. We're fucked fucked. Uh, let's do attack reach as well.

It's a boss. Uh, this is a lot of stuff. If you have to burn, I'm trying. It's just hard. He keeps so many so he keeps summoning archers There it is third is there is there is just die die die die die die. Okay, he's dead Okay, we got it projectile amount moon projectile duration So that means these things last longer now. This is big dick moon Huge I'm taking so much fucking damage man Nice I got full healed. Okay, uh let's do health region. I was gonna tank him for a while See I can man mode it for a bit, but then I just get fucked the

the end. Okay. This is the last boss. In 20 seconds. Easilest game on my life, by the one. Bro, like, this is the best build I ever made. It's the best build I ever made until the next build I made, which is going to be even better. Okay, uh, attack speed, attack reach, projectile amount. Yeah, let's just probably go with this. Lunar resistance. Let's do, uh, healing souls. Okay, Harold of Coo. What does this dick sucker do? Okay, I gotta walk around him. Okay, he takes no damage. He takes almost no damage.

Or I take no damage, I mean. Yeah, he's dead, he's dead. I'm too good for this. I'm too good of a player. This is gonna take a while, actually. What the fuck? Oh, he's already regening his shield. Holy fuck, man.

He's still at 10? Die, bitch! Die, bitch! Come on! Gotta avoid. Alright? He's at eight now. staying on him he's gonna heal he's gonna heal he's gonna heal he's gonna heal

Jesus Christ was it heard about it's auto play yeah I know I know the wild auto play then I know it's so dumb like I you know what I like the more no no because like you guys get me talking about that again I'm gonna get mad shit's so stupid okay come on it's half health already Bro, why does he keep doing this? Shit. Okay, now we're good. There's too many extra mobs, man.

All right, he's half health. Actually, he's more than that. Wait, I'm already half, I'm half, I'm half, I'm half, I'm half. One bar? Yeah, I know. But as soon as you start losing, you keep losing. How do you solve that? You never lose.

Four? Come on, bro, stun him. I need to get that reflect shit on. I'm not getting any heels I can't make any progress at all right now or even just like slowly burning him down I feel like this is actually going pretty well though I mean like all things considered

like he's dead like he's 100% dead I haven't lost his single bar of health it's just when he teleports away like that like a bitch it makes me so fucking annoyed okay there we go stun them two where to go where to go over there fuck you got that one on him

Okay, there it is I'm gonna try and move away this way that way at the dead Okay, um, let's do fucking uh fucking uh, let's do our don't defender Okay, he's got a heal he's got shield up again this way back on to him bro this shield I think it's getting faster where to go where to go where to go where to go where to go this way Okay dude he's he's just running away He's literally just running away. Okay, here we go.

He's dying now. I guess it's just RNG, right? Life happens. Okay, here. Back on him immediately. I'm immediately ready to move. Immediately. That way there's no heels.

Back on him again. Still back on him. Easiest game. My fucking life. That's how it works right there, guys. You see that? So fucking easy. Wow.

All right, we just blend them up. Hey me see what happens. Hey me, see what happens. That's right. Easy. Too easy. So easy. Gather up.

Yeah, this class is, oh. Yeah, no, this class is really, really good. Spirit, wait, spirit caravan. Spirit caravan. Where? Where? There. Block chance.

Block chance. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm big dick in the camel. Big dick. the camel let's go oh my god the camel's not even close to dying i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i killed one tech speed oh oh bro okay all right let's kill the ghost let's kill the ghost let's kill the ghost here we go tank the ghost That was really good.

That was insanely fucking good. Oh my God. 50% of the damage you reflect is now also dealt to enemies around the initial target. That's it, guys. I beat the game. I actually just beat the game. It's over. It's actually over.

You discovered an obelisk. Increase the influence of Black Planet on dark rituals corrupting them. Place the dark shards into the obelisk. The obelisk. description also increases the difficulty of normal and chatter dark rituals, greats beneficial bonuses. Okay, I'm not ready for that yet. Okay, let me look at the archive.

Okay, and... Let's get the hammer up to two levels. Actually, let's get this hammer up to two levels. Let me see if there's anything else I can upgrade. No. Okay, we're gonna do that. Big dick, big dick, huge dick. And then we're gonna get more hammers. And can I do any more of these? No, I can't.

I could do a little bit more shield charge damage. I guess we're gonna just put two points into that too. Might as well. Okay, now we have to do Coastal Cabe. Okay, let's do Coastal Cabe. Critical hit damage. We roll. Solar damage.

That's actually huge. Wait. I literally hit the wrong one. I'm a fucking returred. Give me a minute. Calm down. Oathkeeper. Damage to elites is really good.

Heavy armor. This one's going to be super easy for me. We're not going to use this stupid book. Nice. My damage is fucking. It's so fucking bad, bro. Like, it's so fucking bad. This is a two boss ritual.

Okay. Big dick reflects. Big dick reflects. We'll get the dot. We'll get block chance up later. Build reflect and duration. I'm going to build everything. I'm going to build,

I'm going to build block. and reflect. And that way when I get my relic, that reflects the reflects, then that's going to be it. This is it. Sacred Hammer. Watch. See that 146 there?

That was me. Jesus. God damn. Okay. Let's do health region. I think we need healing souls. You know, we talked about this before. We always need healing souls.

Okay, sacred hammer. Projectile amount. All right, now we're in the game. This is all me. Watch, watch, watch. Jesus, surprise. Look at damage. Or didn't defender again.

So here's what we do. We build entirely for damage on Reflect, and I stand in the middle of the map, and I do nothing, okay? That's my plan. Is this Oblivion 3? No, it's Oblivion 4. I actually need to pick these up so I can level again.

Lazy Gaming 101. It's not Lazy Gaming. It's smart. Okay. Wow, that was easy. Holy shit, that was easy. Okay, bonus health and all damage. This is obviously the best decision. Okay, and then let's do, um, let's do aura again and let's do sun again as well, and we're going to do attack reach. That way we have a larger aura and we can kill those guys before they get to me. Look at that. Work smarter, get harder. I'm doing both. How do you play so well? Um, it. Um, it's I hate to tell you guys this, but I played this build whenever the game was like in testing. And I showed the developer a video of me being able to survive so long that the game crashed. And the interaction that I used has been cut in half. I should have never showed him that video. Caravans doesn't damage you.

Yeah, but the mobs around it do 50% nerf. Yeah, it was unironically 50% nerf actually yeah yeah Yeah, yeah, the ultimate game tester. I mean hey you gotta do we gotta do okay and we need more I think we're gonna get more health region this this round this time around all we're going to do is we're gonna go super see look at damage Watch watch watch watch watch me block it and then they die Why aren't they why is it why am I not blocking Okay, I'm supposed to block. I'm not blocking. Okay.

All right, never mind. Never mind. Okay, he's big fast. Doesn't matter to them. Why do I not block? Oh yeah. Yeah. Spirit caravan.

Okay, here we go. Dude, I... Why are these camels so hard to kill? Bull Ward. All right, now we're perfect. Yeah, see, now I can block everything. I'm not getting enough healing souls left. That's the problem.

Okay. Let's do ORA again And let's do primordial Crit chance that's bad that's super bad That's super bad I don't even need that that's so bad Okay it doesn't matter though Okay block chance

Alright this is a bigger dick block chance That's really good More block chance equals more chances for me to block Which is more damage You need a damage build to get the camel No I don't I'm gonna get a damage about I'm gonna be able to kill him easily

Blockanging the chance. Yeah, yeah, no, it's fine. Like, because as soon as I, you guys are, you don't understand you. You don't understand what's, what's gonna happen. So, like, they already can't get me at all. And, like, it's just gonna keep getting worse. What the fuck is this? We do?

Okay, we'll see. All right, hopefully I'm gonna just block everything. So, like, if they try to hit me, like those range attacks do, I just instantly reflected. Watch. See? Instant healing. So good I am.

I just need to block more. I can't, I'm not blocking enough, man. Like, I have to go around and kill these. Okay, where's the boss? What's his name? Zulfak? Who the fuck is Zulfak? Oh shit.

Wait, I'm actually, I'm 1B1ing him. Yeah, he's getting melted. This is easy. Damn. Don't die to ghosts again. I won't this time. It'll be impossible for me to die. We're going to get Max health.

well energy cost rediction that is insane and we have a gold we have a gold icon too let's go back into the middle see this is the last part of the uh what do you call it of the area and i'm still farming see it's like the more blocks that i'm able to do the more i'm able to deal damage too you guys see like how like i i can just do more and more and more damage like i can just do more and more damage like the more mobs are around me that are hitting me because of the uh of the reflex it's a domino effect yeah exactly because like what like the blue damage is my reflect damage i have to make sure i pick up all these these uh tokens this is an easy level to be fair and so the next one we're going to do is going to be another level three those are the real man levels as you can see like

obviously like being able to block everything how many tears are there um I don't know what I I don't know anything anymore because like they've already changed a lot from the game based off of like whenever I last played it okay Bullard again alright here we go let's see if I can beat the ghosts I'm actually lose these right now

okay big dick on ghosts hey that was pretty good that was pretty that was pretty good good good try though yeah exactly arena of ICAR highest wave. Okay, I don't need that yet. Critical hit chance. I don't care about that. All damage. All through of endurance. Let me get bonus health and I'm going to get damage again.

And I'll get bonus health again. I can't. Author of Fortune versus cunning. I don't care about cunning. Souls? How about souls? Yeah, we'll get soul attract range. Okay. So I can get blue armor now. I can get that or I can get this. Set bonuses, that'd be really good too. Solar spear. Extended rituals? What the fuck is that? Let's do this one.

Actually, wait a second. I want to level up my thing again. Okay, so I don't really care a whole lot about shield charge. We're just going to get another point in a sacred hammer. It's not like really a big deal, but I figured like, I mean, fuck, I might as well, right? Okay. Looking for an oath keeper? Damage to elites. Let's get that. Big Dick shields. Hammer again.

This is easy. Yeah, this is... Damn. This is a joke. Look at me. Look at this. I'm actually a god. Oh, fuck, I'm dying. I got a hold back. I don't want to take any unnecessary damage unless I absolutely have to. No, it's okay. We're gonna go with the block chance one again. because if this is the one that I think it is it spawns like a million spiders at the end and so all I do is I just avoid that and we're fine

okay there we go and our defender again oh wow that was fast I think we do blockchance let's do health region and blockchance but we need to get those healing souls man sacred hammer let's get that and let's do sunroon again projectiles again And then we're going to do the moon after that because that's going to reduce the energy cost, which is going to be huge.

Okay. Does this game have pronouns? Uh, no. I don't think... Where's my drinks? Where'd my drinks go? We just got to focus. You're not on time.

Okay, yeah, I'm still alive. Yeah, yeah. I want to beat this. Okay. Um... Let's do this. I'm going to do more reflect damage. We're investing in the future.

right now we're not investing in the presence we're investing it oh wait i don't have reflect yeah okay let me try and kill this guy yeah see he dies so fast i actually think this is like the best class for uh moon okay um i think energy i don't even know which one's better i think i think it project that was better i don't even know okay solar track range okay these suck dicks so we're just going to get rid of this we roll i think we go with block chance. It also goes to go with all damage. Oh, God. This is really hard to say. I think block chance.

Trust me. I have a vision. I have a vision. I can see the future. I think we're going pretty well right now, right? Can you see a distant future? No. Only the... only this. I need to get the... What I need to do now is I need to get the fucking, uh, the reflect thing. I need to get more block chance and more.

health. That's what's really holding me back right now. Got it. Ora. And let's do Sun. Attack reach. That's insane. You guys see how much extra damage that does? Like, because if it's bigger than it does more damage, right? Just fucking obvious. Block all the way. Yeah. I just need more health, though. That's the problem. I need to get the soul, um, uh, the sole crystals. If I can get those, I'm going to be in a very, very good spot. Is there a Gar-Wike in the game? I literally have it right now. She'll charge as well.

Just beating the shit out of them. It was easy. That was fucking easy. Yeah, 16% bonus damage. Reflect mirror. ORA as well. Ooh, I don't want to go with that. I'm going to skip it.

Okay. I think we have to re-roll. We need to get the, uh, the, uh, the, wow. Wow. Look at that. That's big dick. That's really big dick. This is me. Oh no, I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying.

I need to get the red things, man. Okay, uh, crit chance, energy cost reduction. Let's get energy cost reduction. Okay, recovery. I could get block chance. Let's just get more block chance. Recovery is important, but you won't need to recover if you block. And block also does more damage. or is recovery only like recovers Red Boys needed need healthy I know You guys see the damage here right

Like you guys see the vision I'm gonna just I'm gonna let them do what he's gonna let it happen Look at damage That's one reflect A hundred and ninety six like one point 9K right there. We got the healing souls. We got the aura. Actually, let's get hammer. We'll get crit for the hammer. Might as well. Ardent Defender. It's over. It's over. I beat it. I beat the level.

People don't know it yet. Solved it? Yep. It's not easy. See, even when they shoot the arrows at me, they still die. Like, I literally killed it. Watch, watch, watch. They die even when they shoot the arrows at me. And I'm also healing through everything. See that? Mark those archers? Yeah, it doesn't matter now. And the more damage I take, the more damage I do. Okay, attack speed.

I think let's rule. We're gonna get Bullwark again. Big Dick blocks. Again, we spend everything on blocking. We go as hard as possible on blocking. You don't need red orbs? I do, but it's okay. Okay, all right, now we got the boss.

All right, let's see how this boss goes. He's kind of doing a lot of damage. I don't want to go down below 10. See, look, it reflects 6,000. 7,000 damage reflect. 7,000 again. 9,000. He's actually going hollow.

He's about to die here. Too fucking easy. Too fucking easy. There it is. Okay, damage to Frozen, projectile up here. So let's just get this again. Let's get this too. Movement speed and attack.

Let's re-roll. This is my final re-roll. There it is. Healing Souls again. I knew I was going to get that. Instant attack chance. I don't think that one really matters. Let's just get attack reach.

Yeah, let's get attack reach. We need attack reach paired with block. I don't know how that works, actually. I don't know how block is scaled. Okay. Can you offer the camel garlic? know. Jesus, I'm taking so much fucking damage. Fuck, I took it. They're so fat. Why are they so fat? Okay, now they're dying. It's fine. Okay, bullwark again. We need as many of these as we can get.

Remember ABC, always be blocking. These things are doing 3,000 damage, too. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay, we got another one right here. It's actually kind of hard, even now. I don't pull back. We need a big dick block against the boss. There it is, there it is. I just need more heels, man. I need more heels and more help. Three minutes left.

Trying to move this. Wait, what did he drop? We didn't even drop anything. What the fuck? Okay. Final bulwark. 55% block chance. I can't get got.

That's it. It's over. Need your skills to amp damage, it's fine. Wow. All right, let's see how this boss goes. I'm a little bit nervous, but hopefully it should be fine. The last four seconds against Ghost. No, I'll last at least five.

I'm my AFK the last boss. I'm going to say it. Oh, that's a big bully. I don't know if I can AFK this boss. Okay, um, attack reach, projectile amount. Okay, let's do... chance to burn let's do a chance to burn because then the boss will be burning just that easy wow just the way it is guys just the way it is healing soul target amount i wonder what the fuck that is

uh let's get instant attack chance that was fucking easy Jesus any attacks that hit ex and enemies increases um yeah i I still don't really entirely understand what that would mean. But I'm just going to tank it. I just tank it's fun. See, you guys see like my health recovery is what needs to change now. I got to get my health recovery under control. These mobs are strong.

I'm kind of getting kicked, honestly. I'm going to play it a little bit safe. Let's get that health recovery right now. Camel? Tamil, Tamil, camel, camel, camel. Oh, I can't die. Dude. Oh, bro.

This is the worst. I can't do shit, guys. Okay, all right, let's kill these ghosts. Let's do it. All right, we got them, we got them, we got them. Wait, we're actually doing it. Oh. Oh.

Whenever you block an attack, That's it. It's over. Yep, it's over. I'll beat it. Get the game. Yep. Um, let's get more sacred hammer.

Big Dick. Max the fuck out. Okay. And last stand of Xandlorian. Let's do this one. Scorching wasps. Should be easy. Oh, actually, let me upgrade.

Alter of toughness. No, I don't really care about that. Cunning, maybe, crit chance. I don't care about that either. Just do rare chance. Scorching waste, let's do it. I have everything in my situation. Okay.

Let's your roll. Oathkeeper, reduce bleed rate. That seems garbage. Solar damage. Big dick. So now we get to add everything together. We have the healing increase. We have the reflect damage.

This is literally set up for me to win. Yeah, I'm actually in such a good position. And sonar damage? Yes. These things sure have a lot of health, huh? This sure is a lot of mobs. Shield of vengeance throws one spear. Bounces between targets.

I feel like the hammers are just better because, I mean, I have so many of these, right? This is that, boys. Same build? Yeah, it works. Okay. Let's get this one right now, Sacred Hammer. And we're going to do Sun. And we're gonna do projectile amount.

And we're gonna get this. Oh, what the fuck? I think we re-roll. We could get bonus health as well. Block chance on block chance. Big dick. That's huge. Double block chance.

We get a set bonus. I know. I know the set bonus is block damage. That's what I'm saying. All right, let's get this. See, this is what I'm talking about. Like, camels are six-gen stealth. No, guys, we're going to be able to beat the camel now that we have the other relic.

Like, this will be my full ascension. What I need to get, here's what I need to get. I need to get the thing that reduces the damage taken based off of my current amount of bleed stacks. If I get that, I unironically beat the game. But that's the one thing that's holding me back right now that I don't have. And if I get that spell, that's it. Sacred hammer again. Let's get Moon again.

Projectile duration. And let's get this too. That's a lot of fucking blocks. That's an assload of blocks. We'll do sonar damage as well. That's so much blocking. I haven't played this game with set bonuses at all. So I don't know what that's like.

And we're also going to get the energy reduction for the hammers too, which is going to make me do even more hammers. We're going to full upgrade hammers. first before we do anything else. Realistically, I probably should have gotten energy reduction first, but that's okay. Okay, here we go. Let's see if this is any good. Barrier amount, attack, reach, 16% all damage.

All damage. I feel like barrier could be really good. Why don't we try barrier? Because that would help me take less damage. Barrier's OP? Yeah, let's get barrier. I think barrier is good, right? I forgot if it is or not.

Okay, let's get a little bit of, um, Actually, let's just get more block chance. No, let's get health region. See, look at this. See, like, now I have barrier. And so I can still block with barrier. And so now I have, like, more of a, what do you call it? Of, like, a fucking, I don't know, like a fail safe, right?

Of a safety net for taking damage. That's what I meant to say. Of a buffer? Yeah. We're thinking in terms of POE. More mitigation? Yeah, exactly. Jesus.

You only have a chance. You don't get bleeds with barrier? I don't get bleeds, period. Yeah, bleeds don't happen to me. You prefer to this, so Death Must Die? I haven't played Death Must Die for a while. I heard they came out with a new update. They have like a new act or something.

I was going to play it, but I haven't had time. Okay, let me get this. Okay. We're going to get Sacred Hammer again. get moon we're going to get energy cost now we have maximum hammers scorchio that's a pretty good amount of damage okay he should give me my first relic right i'm hoping so how much is this do now it only does 300 that's not really very much at all see my barrier takes a long time to recharge you know i should have done i should have actually i shouldn't have gotten health regent yeah i think i actually should

have just gotten more blockchance and this is a level three area too I didn't expect speed is easy. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. Okay, uh, let's get the aura and let's do sun and we're going to do instant attack reach. Or sorry, attack reach. Okay, chained targets. That's really good, but we don't need it. We're going to get energy cost reduction. Um, yeah, chance to burn with solar damage. That's really good too. Yeah, we'll get that. Okay, attack breach. I think we need to re-roll. I think we need to rerole and we need to get this with healing soul. Because like I have like all resistances. I don't really think are very important. Okay. And we're going to do we're going to do crest first and then we're going to do mirror after that.

Because this one seems like it's way better. Uh, what the fuck? Yeah, that's really good. I got to move around a little bit. Yeah, it just, that just did 6,000 damage. Maybe there's like an ICD for this. I don't know. Okay, let's do Bullark again. We need more survivability right now, especially if we're taking damage. Remember ABC, always be blocking.

Fill more block, yeah, exactly. We're going to go all the way into block, and then we'll go into reflect damage too. Because my reflect damage is, I mean, let's be honest, right? It's pretty weak right now. Okay, we've got a boss coming in. It's a lot of damage. Wow, that was fast.

A hammer of soul. We'll do sunroom. Instant attack. I could do healing soul with this. What do you guys think? We do healing soul? Let's do it. I don't think that's...

I don't know if that's the right decision or not, honestly. Like, I think I'll be fine regardless, but I don't know if I made the right call there or not. And now we just block everything. See? And I'm about to get another level, too. Oh, these are all so bad. We're just going to get another re-roll.

Bull ward again. So what we need to do now is we need to get the second relic. We get the second relic and that does my reflect damage. That's it. It's over. Get crit chance. Lightning was 14K. Crit chance.

Yeah, I mean, crit is really good. I just feel like survivability is best. I don't even think you're wrong. When? I think so, yeah. This is going super well. There's a boss at five minutes, though. I don't remember what any of these bosses are.

I think they might be new. The good thing, though, is like, this AOE reflect thing is crazy. I didn't even expect it to be this good. You need to take out the camels? Yeah, I know. Like, think about how much this is going to help me against the camels. Like, that's the thing, because it's base damage, too. It's not reflective, like, based off of what they do.

It's just base damage. Okay. And now let's get this, Argentin Defender again. Okay, let's fight this guy. Just big dick him. Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Mirror. There's one that does more damage.

You have less lives, it's so good. Yeah, I don't have that one yet. It's O-P. No, it's good. This is normal. This is the way the game's supposed to be. Easiest game of my fucking life. And I'm even re-genning my barrier now.

Kill this guy. There we go. Perfect. And we need... Let's get attack reach. And then we're going to get Sunroon and then burn. Wow. One thousand percent damage reflect. Oh my God.

Okay. What am I looking at, man? You're looking at a champion. In fact, look at this. We get more Argent defender. What how many more stacks of that we can get? We can get three more stacks. Jesus. God tier gaming? Yeah. I think that's kind of true, honestly.

Yeah, this is like the average Jasmine Gold build. Look at that. They thought they were going to get me low? No. He did. Okay. And then hammer. Let's do what we're going to get here.

Primordial. Let's get crit chance for the hammer. Super easy. Pee 2. Actually, there is a block build of P.O.E.2 where you can parry. That's like insanely fucking good. But the problem is like they have that spear now. It's like, like insane.

I've been watching videos about it. Okay. Let's get Ardent Defender again. I wouldn't jump in there? Yeah, but like, I'm the boss. At the player base is doing it? Yeah, it's too good. I actually, I want to go back and play PUE 2 more, but it's just, there's always like 10 other games I'm going to play instead.

Like for no particular reason. I'm playing spirit right now, the clear is crazy. Yeah, it's too good. I think that PEOE2 has a problem where like it's, uh, okay, um, so let's get solo track range just so I'm able to to level up more? Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Um, you or two damage to damage? No. That's why, like, I think that they are. That's why they keep dying to it. You just, is still cooking, to be honest? Yeah, they are. Let's get more recovery. This is the level where I beat the ghosts, okay, guys? It's going to happen for sure this time. All I need to do is get the reduction in damage,

a reduction of damage taken and that's it i can beat it primary attack for camel no primary attack sucks okay here's the big boss where is it good all right decent nice really good damage so far guys things are going great why is she hitting yourself i don't know not sure man but say anything about playing oblivion yeah i'm gonna play it tomorrow yeah i pushed it back a day because i knew this game was coming back or coming out. I apologize. I know some people were thinking it was going to be today. It's a little bit confusing. Sorry about that. But yeah, it's going to be tomorrow. Okay, we're going to get more bonus health. And we're going to get energy cost reduction. Another one for me. What an easy game.

Can you finish your thoughts about Puey 2? Yeah, I just have a whole bunch of other games I end up playing and like I just don't really get around to it. Like right now, what I'm playing offstream is I'm playing I finished my Wars of the Fallen build and I did that and I thought about like going back and doing the new game plus

but I'm like okay I'm not going to do that right now and I'm thinking about let's see is there anything good here none of these are even good I guess we're going to do damage to burning right since like I set them on fire now you're not even playing the game you're just specating destruction

oh wow That's a lot of mobs. Yes. This is good. Another level up for me. Come at me, ghosts. We'll see what happens, right? All right, here we go.

Moment of truth. I'm gonna be able to do it. I just unlock the, uh, the ledge. Yeah, I'm gonna be able to do it for fucking sure. Increased armor stats, permanent stat, like, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna happen. The obsidian bull ward. This is what I gotta do again.

All right, I got to break. stop. We beat the shit out of them, though. I'm gonna be honest, we did. Like, that one really well. We cooked the fuck out of them. You unlocked everything in one run? No, I didn't.

There's this, that, more of these, this as well. No, there's plenty more stuff to do. And the game's on Steam. Let me see if I can. Okay, is this maxed out? Yeah, that's maxed out. And then we're going to get this too. We need one more.

One more and then we get that Falling comment I remember I tried that before it was garbage Actually W game Yeah I hope you guys enjoyed it People like the game etc You know that's it Yeah it's in the chat

People want to buy it or try it out I think there's a demo for the game too And so like if you want to try the game out Before you buy it yourself I think that's probably your good idea Same with anything else And so if you like it you can take a look And go from there

So that's about it. Let me see here. And let's see, okay. I hope it comes on on Switch 2. Today was a good day? Yeah, absolutely. Imagine falling common doing 1.5 million crits and calling it garbage? Doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't make a difference at all.

Like, I'm gonna be able to do as much damage as they do to me. Does it make a difference at all? So anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it. I will be back on tomorrow. be back on tomorrow in the morning, obviously. And is available for PS5? Yeah, we're going to compare tomorrow.

Yeah, you're right. We're going to be comparing tomorrow is, tomorrow is oblivion. That's right. Tomorrow is oblivion. It's a big day. We're going to try it then. So anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it.

And until next time, boys. Tomorrow for sure. I mean, yeah, pretty much. Unless something really weird happened. Yeah, I mean, I'm planning on it, definitely. Like, I mean, obviously like some like kind of crazy weird out of the blue thing could happen. But like, yeah, no, I'm planning on playing 100%. So anyway, guys, I already have it downloaded and everything.

Let me see if I can find it. It's E, elder scrolls, right? Yeah, it's already downloaded, ready to go, and we're cooking. So thank you guys all very much for watching and I'll be back on tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. See ya.