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Episode Date: July 18, 2025

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It's been a situation. This game right now, at this very moment, has 3,4006,000 people playing the game. Look at this graph. This is a graph. It's a good graph. 400,000 player peak. Absolutely fucking insane. Popped off seemingly out of fucking nowhere.

You look at the developer, that's it. maybe they made other games under a different name it's hard to say this shit came out of nowhere it's one person yeah we're gonna try it out we're gonna play this game we're gonna see if it's any good it's one guy damn bro we got another bellatro situation is that it i didn't even know that so anyway uh it's it's a brand new game it's really popular a lot of people are playing it it's usually not something it's usually not the kind of game i'd really play but like it's so popular i want to try it out and I want to see why so many people like it. So let's fucking do it.

Is it really one guy? What's the credits? Okay. It's one guy. All right. Anyway, let's start the game. New game. Select save slot.

Enter a name. Specify a name for your organization. Yeah, we'll do Roach Ranch. Let's do that. I'm down for it. All right. Let's begin the game. There's a prolog. Okay.

Oh, waking up. Oh, shit. What is that? Is that a blue bonnet? It must be. Another day in paradise. Grab trimmers from the storage rack and harvest a fully grown weed plant. Wait, okay.

Let me get the tremors and we're going to put it over here. All right, that's easy. And then I might need the water bottle too, so we're going to get that. harvest input hints you're wondering how to do something as usually an input hint in the bottom left corner okay damn bro i'm a natural okay and then so i should probably i should probably

actually package all the weed at the packaging station okay where's the packaging station it's probably over here right yeah okay and then product okay let's put the product in here all right good and so we got packaging as well and we're going to package it pack oh there we go oh my oh wait should i give them two oh no no no we're not going to give them two okay all right oh i'm good at this oh i'm getting really good at this look at this i'm speed running oh this is crazy okay nice so we did all that drag o g wait drag O.G. Cush into your inventory. Okay, I have O.G. Cush now. All right. I need to fill up the water I can.

Let's do that. And I got to fill it up. Can I overfill it? No. Okay. Pour the water. A&D to rotate it. Give me a minute. Okay. I get it. I get it. Oh, wow. Okay. I see. So I, all right, all right. So I water to that. That's good. Okay. Respond to your customers in the messages app. Okay. Tabbed over my phone. Wait. He's not using telegram? Damn, they're just using an iPhone on this shit. What the fuck are they thinking? I need two OG Kush. I'll pay 120. Is it deal? Yeah, deal. Okay, and then morning. I guess we're going to do, let's do morning. Okay, deal.

I'll meet you behind the pawn shop. Okay, between 6 a.m. and 12 p.m. Okay, got it. All right. And let's go ahead. And then we're going to talk to this guy. two, I can pay 60 for it. I guess that's fine, right? I mean, that's pretty bad. Behind the gas station, okay, that's okay. And then $90, okay, let's go talk to him, and then the blue house. Okay, so now we're selling big money.

And so we got two more left over, a journal, another day in paradise. Okay, so I'm going to sell them drugs, and then I got my contacts. Is this guy, oh, damn, wait, his addiction level. Oh, I can get him to get it twisted. Okay, cool. Talk to Uncle Nelson. Who's Uncle Nelson? He got it going on. All right. Morning, buddy, lovely day, ain't it?

Sure is. If you're heading in town for some deals, did you mind grabbing something for me? Yep, I've got some business from fellas saying down to the motel, and I need to get a package. Okay, tell him you're getting a package. Pick up any supplies, just throw them on my tab. Okay, great. Feel free to take my truck. Okay. And now I drive into town. Okay, well let me look around. So I'm out in like what, the Arizona desert? And I'm selling weed.

And I'm growing it out of an RV. Okay. Cool. Let's get in the car. In her vehicle. Oh, I actually have to drive. Oh, shit. Okay, well, I think this is the right way.

I mean, I'm not really sure. But let's just go this one. Do I have to do traffic signals? Probably not. What happens if I go on to grass? Ooh, ooh, oh. Okay. Okay.

What grass? No, I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm good. Okay. So I got to park the car. Okay, where do I park the car? Um, I can park it.

I'm going to park it in front of this guy's car so we can't go anywhere. Okay. And now let's get out. Yeah, that's good. That's good, fuck him Hey yo, fuck him And so there's this guy Oh, I gotta sell it to this guy

Talk to Andy Yo, what up Andy? Wait, is he? Complete deal Move the correct amount Right click Okay I put that down

Like I'm not trying to give him a bonus Okay, this is two OG Cush Standard marijuana It's calming Okay Thanks I just made $60 from Andy Oh, he's high already

Look, you can tell What the fuck? Where's he gonna go? In the car, is he? Okay, good. All right, so Now I've got to go There's a blue building.

I gotta talk to this guy behind the pawn shop too. I have to sell something to him too. Oh, it's an old baldy. You ready? Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Uh, we're gonna give him two weed. Cheers.

Nice. Damn, bro. Are we gonna have to kill him? If we have to kill him, we have to kill him, right? I mean, I don't know if we have to do that or not. And there's also a guy that's gonna meet him behind the blue building, right? Oh, it's a blue house. Okay, uh, that's a...

Uh-oh. Okay, let's go back over here. We're gonna go meet this guy, so that way we don't, uh, we don't fuck up here. Okay. All right. Oh, it's got an indicator, too. Yo, what up? Okay. We're going to get them two right here.

Damn. Oh, dude. You want to buy something? Offer a deal. Okay, so he's tapped out then. Oh, he's trying, he's mailing a letter, too. Wow. Can I go inside somebody's house?

No, I can't. Okay. So he's getting high as fuck. Cock. Cock. Okay. What's up, bro? Oh, I didn't even know that.

Okay, so now I gotta go open the contacts app. All right, I got it. Contacts provide a sample the Chelsea near the doctor's office. Okay. Let's go find her. Um, where is she? I forgot where I needed to go to get that uncle's shit. So that's a hardware store. Oh, there she is.

Okay, let's talk to her. Yo, what up? I interest you in a free sample. Okay, there's one. 91% chance of success. What happens if I drag two of them over there? Okay, only one. All right.

One sec. Oh, very nice. You'll be hearing from me. Purchase two soil from the hardware store. Okay. I know where that is. It's over here. New customer?

Yeah. All right. Morning, mate. What can I get you? I'd like to purchase something. And I need two soil. Okay. And then we're going to purchase that. And I've got a lot of money, man. I really do. Talk to Uncle Nelson's contact at the motel.

Wait, what? Body search. Give me a minute. I got to run. Okay. Oh, no, no, no. If I go over here, I can talk to this guy and it'll be okay. Okay, what do you want? I'm here for Nelson's package. And you're going to pay for it? It's already paid for it. No, it's not. Nelson owes us... Wait.

What the fuck? Lucky for you, he's been good on his word so far, but we'll only let you know he close the tap. Okay, I also need weed seeds. Balzy today, fine, but if Nelson doesn't pay up, you'll be next in the line. Okay, got it. Um, um, okay, okay, okay, okay, all right. Okay, uh, let's drive away.

I'm driving away. No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm gonna drive back to the house. Okay. This is, this is fine. I'm fine. I'm good. We're gonna get out of range and it's gonna be okay.

Nope, it's alright. Why does it still say body search and progress? Okay, good. I don't see him anymore. I think that we're good. Yep, we're fine. We're good, we're good. Everything's okay.

Let's move away. If we have to run over the police officer, sometimes, you know, shit like that just has to happen. That's life, right? Or I guess it's not. He'd be dead, but yeah. Okay, good. Drive back up to the ranch.

Okay. Okay. Okay, there's no police officer anywhere. So we're totally good. You getting in town? I got your passage, but these guys are pretty antsy. Don't worry about them. I'll settle for soon enough.

Thanks for grabbing that for me. Okay. Get on with it. See you tomorrow, buddy. Plant a weed seed in the empty pot. Okay. Oh, shit. Okay.

All right. We put the soil in that shit. Turn that around. And then we put this. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, there it is. There it is. Oh, wow.

Wow. Okay, now we get them water in there. Okay. There it is. There it is. There it is. Oh, oh, another one. Easiest game of my life.

Oh, I guess I don't really need that. I'm trying to look for it. See if there's that cop is coming in here. Pick it out. I'll throw it in the garbage. Okay, put the weed seed in the empty pot. Okay, we got weed seeds. Uh, okay.

All right. Pop this off, rotate it around. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm really stressed out about this body search, man. I'm stressed out about this. Because what if he's walking all the way in my house? Water to seed. Okay.

He probably is. No, he's not. There's no way. Okay, head to bed when you're ready. Okay, I'm going to go to bed. The cops can't arrest you if you're asleep. Continue. Okay, so I made $230.

That's pretty good. That's really good. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, bro. Come on. What about Uncle Nelson? What about resisting arrest or result in law enforcement using tasers continue to arrest and they'll eventually switch to lethal weapons? Well, that sounds pretty bad.

You're a small-time drug dealer from the south. Ooh. In a fresh town with no cash, no product, and no contacts. You only know one way to make money. Time to get to work. And that is selling drugs to kids. Let's go. Where's the elementary school?

I go to the grocery store. I buy some oregano. Then I go to the elementary school. I sell them weed. TBGS presents. Schedule 1. Okay. Okay. So that was the prologue right there. Oh. Oh, damn. Okay, well, we're going to be a guy. Super skinny. And we're going to be, uh, I think probably this, this looks good, right? We all think.

Oh. Oh. Oh, there it is. All right, let's do it. All right. Hair. Okay. I got. Got no hair, buzz cut, bowl cut, afro, no afro, uh, peaked, low bun, balding, high bun, what's a high bun? That's the stupid. Uh, fringe by, that's, that, what was this fucking The Simpsons? Double top knot, messy, but we might just go with that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm thinking, I'm thinking we just go with it. Honestly, I'm feeling like that's a, I feel like that's a, I feel like That's about it. Yeah, we kind of got it. Yeah, let's get it.

Let's get it. I'm looking good now. Hair, face. Slight smile. Smug. Pouty. Agitated. I'm going to be with a little smile.

How about that? Facial hair? Stubble. Ooh. Ooh. We're not going to have any facial hair. It looks stupid. Facial details.

Rinkles. No wrinkles. No freckles. either. Facial detail intensity. Oh damn. He's stressed out. Yeah, he's stressed out. No, we're not going to do

any of that shit. Okay, none. Next, eyes. Eyeball color. Oh. The thing is that, like, if your eyes are like this, I bet the cops would be like, we got you, right? Pupil dilation. Damn.

Damn, so this guy is fucking, this guy is gone. Okay, uh, wait Can you really go and do I think we might have to go and do it to them I think we really like I'm really feeling like I'm feeling like we just get it to them right I mean like what do you all think?

Yeah, let's do it bro like yeah yeah that looks really good Okay eyebrows Okay, about like this Yeah something like this eyebrow thickness Uh probably about like right here resting height uh about like i'd say about like right right about here resting angle okay uh that's pretty pretty they're about even yeah i'd say about like right there yeah that's good damn so this is what i would look like if i did weed this is pretty much the same thing i already

look like how about that that's crazy wow top v neck oh wait no shot Oh fuck. Oh shit. Damn. Okay, so we got right here. So, we're gonna do the white shirt because that's what I always have,

but I got these pants on. I think we go with this, right? That looks good? Yeah, let's get it. Them jorts? Yeah, exactly. That's literally you. Bro, this is the best character creator for me

I ever had. This is a mirror of you. Yeah, I guess. So every time that they have a character creator, and the more cartoonish it is, the more it looks like me. I don't know why. Okay, sneakers, sandals, we're going to just have sneakers. That's going to be fine.

And I usually have brown shoes as well. So we're going to stick with this. Honestly, I feel like right now, oh. Okay, let's go V-neck. All right, yeah, this is so good. Beard, it doesn't have beard. Finalize. Okay, so now I'm good.

Okay, can't sleep you towards 6 a.m. All right, good. and open your phone press tab read your messages who is it i heard you're in some trouble best not talk i'm a phone go find a pay phone u.n okay so i got to talk to the u.n okay count square all right let's go here i don't have any money but i've got a hundred dollars on a debit card okay curfew tonight and where's the pay phone that's a god damn we got to eat in face looks like i look finally fan out a feds have got me locked up while i wait for you for a trial.

Glad to hear you managed to slip out though. Back before I moved to internet flats, I used to live out in Highland Point, not the nicest place around, plenty of opportunities for someone in your line of work. If memory serves, there's some cash stacked up there. It ain't much,

but it'll be enough to get you back on your feet. You can find it stashed near a town hall fountain and the canal behind the supermarket. Okay. Okay, so let's go get that money. Oh, it says there's one of them right over this one. Oh, maybe it's down in here. It's underneath the bridge.

View the dead drop. Oh shit. Dead drop. That's Doctor Disrespect's game. Okay. Let's go this way. Where's it at? Okay.

And now we need one more. We've got to get big money. Officer, did you see that? He just hit me. Okay, it doesn't work. All right, let's go this way. Okay, so now we got $375. That's a lot of money.

Okay. Who's this guy? Pick up. Can I throw it at him? Okay. Um, great. Cash for trash? Oh.

Wait, so if I open the hatch, $2? Fuck this. I'm gonna go back to selling drugs. No. No. Oh my God. Oh, my God.

How could they do? Read the note. Welcome to Highland Point. This is our territory. Don't interfere. total biscuit what what the fuck all right give me a minute we gotta go down over here we gotta talk we got we got we got we got call uncle nelson right now okay who is it well shit that's not ideal there's a powerful cartel in town the benzies family i figured they'd eventually have a problem

but i didn't think they'd find out this quickly looks like you're gonna need somewhere low key to stay for a while head to the motel and ask about getting a room then after that you'll need new equipment go to the hardware store and just get a grow tent soil and water and watering can. Okay. All right, let's go talk to the motel. W. Unk? Yeah, exactly. This guy knows what's up. All right, where's this motel?

Taco ticklers. Oh, I feel like I shouldn't do that, right? Okay, I was just, I wanted to see if I could do it. Okay, let's go in here. Oh, it's a skate park. Oh, this is really cool. The fuck. Okay. Um, let's talk to the. motel place. Oh yeah, it's this building here. Okay, the office. What's up, bitch? I want to

rent a room. $75 for a week. Okay, good. Room one, okay. Great. So let's go inside of room one. Damn. Damn. Got him, got him. Got him. Okay, good. How do he know? Fucking retard. All right, so, um, what, what's this? Is this? Is that? Oh, that's Richard Nixon. I know who that is. Okay, and let's take a look here. Save game. Game save. Switch the lights off. Okay, obviously turn the lights off. Put the storage away. We don't need to do that yet. Okay, so we're going to be growing weed out of a motel. That's fine. Seems good to me. Construction and demo. Okay, we don't need to do that yet. Let's go over here. And Dan's Hard War. Okay, let's go inside of here. Access to delivery bay. We don't. don't need that yet. What's up? Oh, fuck. Okay, a grow tent.

And that's one. Okay, and then we need a soil. That's one. And then we need a water in can. And that's also one. Okay, so we're going to buy all this. Insufficient balance. What, I can't pay with cash?

What kind of fucking drug dealer game do you have that you can't pay with cash? You pay with everything for cash. It's card only? This is outrageous. The realism in this game is... What's that? Oh, it's a salt shaker. Okay, where is the ATM?

There we go. All right, we're going to deposit, and we're going to deposit $100. Okay. Good. And then what's this? Oh, it's a skateboard. Okay, we don't want to deal with a skateboard right now. Let's go buy everything now.

What's up, stupid bitch? Okay, let's buy this. I'm Dan. I run this hardware store. What line of work are you in? Do I just tell him I'm a drug deal? I'm just gonna let him know, bro. Good one, partner. Tell you what, make some speed grow on the house.

Tell them... The thing is, bro, he old is a motherfucker, man. You think he care about that shit? Absolutely not. Yeah, he didn't care. Like, you think somebody give a fuck about that? I mean, you're not selling fentanyl. He's a real one.

Yeah, this is a good guy. You just, yeah, you just get directly in on it. All right, let's go back over here. Now, we're going to put this access storage. Place the grow tent. Okay. So we should put the grow tent. Okay, wait a second.

Can I move this? Because, like, the best place to play... Place to grow tent. Okay, we're going to do that, number one. Yeah, okay, now we're going to put it right here. Like, I feel like this is not the best place to have it, but that's okay. Okay, soil, pour the soil. All right.

This is a big soil situation. Look at that. Wow. Wow, need them water. Okay, let's go. Watering can is empty. Okay, let's fill the watering can. Is it really this easy to be a drug dealer?

Damn, no wonder everybody does. This talk to Uncle Nelson to pay phone. Why? Oh, oh, okay. I guess I got to talk to him now. Okay, let's go talk to the phone. Hello? Hello? You're almost ready, but you're missing one key ingredient. Weed seeds. You need to speak to a supplier to get your hands under speed. Albert Hooper. Send this message and request a dead drop. I vouch for you so you don't have to pay up front. Your order will go on a tab, which you can pay off in the future. Okay, let's go. All right. So what's up, bro? Hey, hey, I'll bark. Message. Send message. I need to order a dead drop. Let me get... I'm going to try and go for four right now.

Yeah, I'm going to get three. Okay, place order? Should be about one hour, 30 minutes. Okay. Okay, good. All right, wait for the drop. Okay, so minutes or seconds? Okay, good.

I know what to do. I've got one minute. Egg run. Big dick. Big dick. Oh, big dick. Big dick. I feel like I'm actually pretty good at this.

Guys, am I, am I good at this? I think I am. Right? I got 40 minutes. I got to stay alive. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not, snake. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's what's up. That's what's up? That's fucking bullshit. All right, all right.

Please curfew effect until 5 a.m. Wait, there's a curfew. Fuck that, bro. What's this blue thing? Okay, let me go back in. You gotta be seen. You gotta be fast. There it is.

Okay. All right, doors are closed. Okay. Port of water. Okay. Now we get the big weed, big weed, big weed seeds. Let's go. Let's get it.

Let's get it. Let's get it. Oh, there it is. One, two. Damn. Um, okay, harvest the plant. Uh, let me get the water in there, too. Make sure it's fully watered.

Okay, it's fully watered. All right, so keep the place of soil bag and seed vial in the motel room trash can. Okay. Wait, why would I put this in a trash? I shouldn't put this in a trash can. This is fucking retarded. Why would you do that? Okay, street rat.

I'm 100 out of 200. Okay, good. All right, so we got to go outside. All right, good. And is this? And he's more. more water. Okay, give me a minute. Let me, let me get that water in. Good, good, good. Okay, big water. All right. And then we're going to fill this up too. Make sure we get the watering can all the way up.

And now we got to buy, uh, we gotta go talk to the, uh, the hardware store. Oh, whoa, we got, we got, we got D. The drops ready. You can find a escape park. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. Okay. I don't need this guy right now. I can pay him back later, right? Like, I mean, we're good, right? Well, this is we buy a trash bag from a hardware store. Okay, let's go get this. All right. So we need plant tremors, packaging station, 10 baggies. Okay.

So we're going to get one bag. Let's get 10 bags. Okay. And I got 75 bucks. Plant tremors, we get one of these. And then we need plant tremors, a packaging station. 100. Oh, my God.

Okay, I just bought extra trash bags to be safe. Okay, give me an end. Let me put some more money in. Deposit. Uh, we're gonna put in a hundred bucks. Okay, good. Deposit some money. Yeah, I know that. I got, I got it. I got it. I know how to do this. Okay, uh, there it is. Oops. I didn't realize what's happening. Okay. Good. We got it. Okay, harvest the weed plant. All right, now we go back to the house. Bitch. Let's go over here. Hmm. Okay. And then, oh, I can, can I, uh, Oh wait, wait, let me do this too

Is it not fully evolved yet? Take out the clippers Oh, oh, okay, I got it, I understand Okay, and let's cut all these Okay, good And now we're gonna go ahead and do this again Okay, uh, that's actually not what we should have done Okay, uh, bag the contents of the trash can

Okay, uh, let me go ahead and bag trash Okay, disposed of the trash bag. Um, uh, I can just put it right here. Yeah, that, that's fine. Okay, and so, uh, what else do we have? Pick up, that's a leaf. Oh, we'll put that in the garbage, too. Okay, good.

And plant, package at least three weeds. Okay. Um, oh, I need my storage station. That's right. Uh, seven. Okay. Uh, let's put it right. No, that's where my trash is.

Um. Um, okay, so maybe if I take the trash and then I put it here. Yeah, and this way I can have the packaging station right here. Okay, good. So we've got the packaging, and then we also need the product, and we need to package. Okay. Easy. Okay.

This is no problem, boys. And now we need to go out and sell this to the nearest. middle school. And I got two bags left, and we got some OG Kush as well. And then we're going to take the storage. We're going to put the trash bags into storage. We're going to put the seeds over here and reduces plant quality. We're going to keep this here.

And I think everything else should be good. And then so the next thing we really need to do, list OG Kush for sale. Wait, there's an app for selling weed? Wait, what? Products, favorites. asking price uh yeah let's do this list for sale yes okay good we gotta we gotta buy some more wait damn already yo kyle i can pay to 140 deal uh three it was 38 yeah that that's that's a good deal right now hell yeah i'll meet you in front of the motel okay good

Where's Kyle? Is that Kyle? Oh yeah. Bro, bro, absolutely... Wait, he only want... No, you know you want more than three. Let's get this party started. Yeah, yeah, he wants way more than three. Hell yeah, brother. Oh, shit.

Fuck yeah. Okay, good. All right, so now I know what to do. I'm gonna run around with my bags of drugs. Okay, and I think the, uh... I think it was over here, right? I probably actually should put this away. Okay, I'm looking around.

I don't know where I'm going. I'll eventually figure out where the fuck I'm going. Okay, so where the fuck? We gotta go back to the hardware store. Oh, shit. Is this where the crackheads are? Fuck you, bitch. Pussy?

How about that? Yeah, that's right. Can I, um... No. It's a good idea, right? It's okay. I can see him. There's a message?

There's no message. Where the hell of this hardware store go? Damn, bra. I'm dumb as hell. I can't figure out where I went. Just a minute. Where's the hardware store? Okay.

It's right there. Got it. All right. I'm a dumb ass. I got it now. We're good. Okay, so place, buy in place. All right, all right.

We're going to put deposit. We'll deposit everything. Okay, I'm done. All right. So now this is, this, now we're, we're going to start to cook. Right now. Okay, we're going to buy another grow tent. We're going to buy five soil. We're going to get, but we're going to get some more bags, get 10 more bags. We need, easily correct, collect, I don't need that. Trash can don't need that either. Okay, so, you know what, bro, why don't we? Let's ball out. Let's buy two of them. Hey, yo, fuck this. We'll buy some more soil, too. 10 soil okay maybe not we don't have that many get storage too no no we go we go

there it is all right all right now now let's go back home and start selling uh let's start making weed we're gonna sell big drugs here let's go okay we're good we're good we're good all right so can i move this trash can at all i can't move this trash can can i okay so uh can we have one right here No, okay Can we have run out here Okay, we're gonna put Um, we're gonna put this one I think we just put it right here

Yeah, I think that should be good for now Right click to move stuff Does that work? Contains trash Why would that matter if it contains trash? Okay, right click Oh, oh! Okay, okay, now I'm starting to understand

I feel like my house is a little bit too small here, man. Why do I even need a trash can? Do I even need one? Fuck this. I don't even need this shit. Okay, so we got two more seeds. We'll go ahead and we'll get, we got one down over there. Let's put another one right over here.

Two. Okay, so let's go ahead and get the soil in here. All right, we're going to just start pulling it. We're going to start doing work now. Okay, so there's one right there. All right. That's it. Now we get the water.

okay and now we need to put the water in the thing okay and then we go like this one two three four five six 17 okay and pick up what's this pickup oh i just put this i'll deal with that later actually okay and then we need the seeds where's the seeds okay so the seeds okay there we go all right and then we got this one here and now we're gonna we're gonna plant more weed here. And we go right here. Okay, good. And then we get that water.

See, now you guys see like, I'm actually, I'm a natural at this. This is good. Okay. And then we have one more seed here. And we need to buy more weed pretty soon, but not yet. Okay, good. And so we got all this. And then we're going to take some of the space and, uh, trash bags.

Okay. Okay, let me see here. All right, I'll put the soil away and we'll put some of the bags away. That's paraphernalia, so we don't want to have that there. And, yeah, yeah, this is good. Okay, and... All right, let's try and sell. Okay, two, we got 70, counteroffer.

I'm gonna plus 10. For 80? I guess that's fine, when? Schedule deal? Right now. Next to Bud Light Bar. Okay, let's go talk to this guy. I can't see him.

What's that cousin fucker music I'm hearing? Yo, what up? Complete deal. Okay? We have to, uh, we have to go to sleep now. We gotta go to sleep before the, uh, the, uh, we get arrested. Let me make sure, uh, well, let's actually, actually, let me make sure I got my water with me. Okay.

Damn, bro, like, damn. Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna go to sleep. Oh, that's what's up. That's what's up? Wow, bro. Look how good I am at this game. They say, never mind. Okay, that's right.

Ho's mad. That's just how it is. Okay, let's cut all these around. Cut that. Get that bitch out of there. Okay, good. And then let's go ahead and cut this. Damn, I didn't really think this out, huh?

Yeah, I really didn't think that out at all. Okay. So we got some of this. All right. And plants in a pot. We don't have any more plants anyway. So let's go ahead and get these bags and let's start, let's start cooking here. Okay, this is, this is a big, this is a big money situation.

All right, so we're going to, this is like today, all we do today is we sell weed. Like, all we do, we sell all this. We move all this out. And then I'll make sure I have it, I have it all water because I don't have any more plant seeds. I need to, oh, I need to talk to the other guy and get the money from it. Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it.

Okay, this is fine Don't look at a message No, no, it's okay No, I know exactly what I'm doing here Okay, now we got this, that's all good And we have seven of those And Is that all we had? Like, I thought I had more

Oh, there it is, okay, I did I'm about to say Okay, messages Okay, Austin, this This guy looks like a nerd I'm gonna ask him for 145 Schedule deal right now. Yeah, he's a nerd.

He got plenty of money, right? Save game. I will after this. Oh, yeah. This guy's a huge nerd. Okay, three. Damn, what's up, Nelson? You finish a few deals, made some of these in cash.

You're looking to make real money. You need to expand your operations with more product and more customers. Best way to gain new customers is free sample of existing customer. View all customers on your map. The free sample. Keep up with more customers. You need more product. the motel room isn't going to cut it for much time

and above the Chinese restaurant save 800. So I got to save 800 on this. Okay, all right. Well, right now we're just about to make big money. I'm not even worried about it. And yeah, actually, like, I started getting stressed out whenever y'all said to save.

I didn't even think about that. All right, let's save this shit. Okay, good. Now, next thing I got, all right, we got to do these deals. I'm thinking about what I'm doing. Okay, never mind. That's fine. Never mind.

That's fine. Okay. So we don't have any more messages right now. Okay, what do I need to do now? So we need to buy... I talk to that guy. That's why I didn't talk to. Okay, uh, dealers. Products? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I see. I see contacts. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to understand everything.

Yo dog. Damn, this guy's gonna give me $190. That's wild. okay good and so how the fuck dude how the fuck how the fuck did i talk to this guy that gave me the weed oh you can sell meth okay cool albert we gotta go talk to albert so messages please oh shit that's right that's right that's right that's right i talked to okay i got it i got it i'm dumb all right albert What's up? Send message. I need a new dead drop. And let's get...

Got it. It should be about three hours. Okay, good. I probably should pay... Oh, shit. I gotta pay Albert back soon, though. Pay them? I will. I will. I gotta get this money from this first deal, though. Yeah, no, it's okay.

Okay, now let's go over this way. All right. Okay. Ray's real estate. Oh, I should sell shit to him. He probably got a lot of money. Oh, what's up, bitch? What's up? Stupid ass?

What's up, dumbass bitch? You got $190.00. Cheers, dog. Okay. Oh, he's 100% satisfied. That means he's high as hell. Okay, good. Now let's go find somebody. Who's this stupid bitch?

What's up, Lucy? Can I give you a free sample? Okay, I guess not. I don't have that region unlocked. Okay, let's go this way then. Is this where I'm trying to go? I'm out. Okay, Gerald.

We got to go talk to Gerald. What's up, bitch? Okay, I'm going to give him one. I'm going to give him one right there. Gerald's favorite effects, balding, long-faced. Standards are low when he's balding and long-faced? That's crazy. What are the odds?

Give me a second. That's some good shit. Damn. All right, let's go. You want to buy something Nope, all right Yo, what's up, bitch? Never mind

Okay, let me go I gotta go sell All right Hello? Hello? Hey, hey, hey, hey, wake up, bitch Okay, I guess not Oh, this crackhead? Oh yeah The Dix region must be unlocked, okay All right, where's this?

Chloe She a ho, let's go talk to her. So we like Mormons? Yeah. Would you like to hear about the gospel of O.G. Cush? Okay, here we go. Offer a deal. This is the wrong person. Under arrest.

What? Damn. That shit was easy. Oh, we got six seeds. Oh, that's a lot. Okay. And... Where's this other... All right. All right, Donna. Let's go talk to Donna.

Wait, isn't she the one that sell me the house? Oh, yeah. Okay, uh, we're gonna give her ones. Why? Why? What did I do? Am I being racially profiled? I think I'm being racially profiled. They're trying to put me in jail because of my skin color. They don't know where I am.

It's fine. Do you think maybe they're arresting me because I'm selling me, because I'm selling drugs in front of police officers? She's not there anymore. Okay. That's what's up? That's what's up? Okay, uh, yep.

Uh, right now. Okay. And, yes. Okay, good. And then, okay. And I guess I'll pay off my debt. Placing cash in my statutes behind Dan's hard work.

Okay. Okay, so now we have to sell the drug. Do you have enough weed? Yeah, I think I do. I'm pretty sure I do. Who's this guy? Is it Sam? Yeah, it's Sam.

Okay. Oh, he only wants one? Bro, what a waste of my fucking time. Okay. What's up, bitch? Okay. Nice, nice, nice. Okay, good.

And then I guess I probably should try to get this guy back on the money, right? Okay, you owe him $270. Okay. Change them out. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. It works like that.

All right, I got it. So now we got to find out. We got a Peter. Peter. Okay. Massly three. Okay, I can't sell that right now. Nice.

Okay, we need one more. I want one more customer. Right there. Let's go back to our house. Peter File. Yeah, it's an interesting name, isn't it? Yeah, very interesting name. Okay, and let's go talk to this girl.

That's not it. That's not it. Hello? Ten fucking people, man. I got ten people I'm selling weed to now. Okay, now we gotta get, we gotta get big work here. We gotta do big work. Okay, so first thing we gotta do, where's the soil? All right, we got soil?

Okay, good. So we're gonna put soil in here. All right, this is it. Oh, that's good. Well, that's real good. Okay, pour water. Save again. I will. I will. Thanks for reminding me. Okay. Is this, I got to fill this up.

Okay, good. Let's save. Good. All right, soil. I need to recruit, what do you call them? Slaves. I need to recruit slaves. Okay, I'm going to do soil in this one too. Sorry, workers, workers. I meant to say workers. That's what I meant to say. Okay, we're going to do this, do that. And now, all right, so basically we're going to plant everything now.

And, okay, so now we've got, oh, we've got six. So, okay. There it is. Okay. Good. And one more. See, this is efficiency, boys. You guys see this?

Okay, good. All right. All this is done. All this is ready. Okay, great. Now let's go ahead and sleep. $500. I feel like I'm

I feel like I'm really good at this I do I just I feel like I really am I'm actually really good at this game okay let's go ahead and we gotta get them Snips all right let's sniff them out Uh oh Got that one

Got that one It doesn't matter Got it Okay packaging and do we have any more bags We don't have any more bags Okay I'm gonna leave this here right now Just that way So if they try to arrest me, it's okay.

And OG Cusheed, do we need this? Let me keep this in here, too, just in case they try to search me. All right, so we got all this. Yeah, let's go buy some bags. We got big money right now. We got big money. Where is this out again? Let me make sure I know where I'm at.

Damn, I go the wrong way every time. Okay. I'm disoriented. Don't run with scissors. I'm not running. I'm jogging. Yeah, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, hard for me to orient myself okay what's up bro what's up hey all right so we got soil long life soil

two plants before expiring okay well i mean it's not really worth it right because like it is it's worth it um it's worth it in a way but not in another way okay deposit uh we're gonna deposit uh 200 okay you got four text messages yeah i know I know. Okay. Feralizer. We're going to get 40 bags, probably 30 bags. And we're going to get five jars. And then we're going to get a little bit of soil.

We're going to get nine soil. And then we're going to get, I think we'll get a little bit of that. That's what's up. Actually, probably need more bags. No, I got 30 bags. I got 30 bags. It's fine. Paid the dude back? I already did. I already did bro. We're we're caught up like I don't uh

Damn, y'all see that super jump? That's me. Okay And uh, let's go ahead and get this done. There it is Oh, oh there it is Okay, now we're farming This is we make eight hundred dollars in one day See this efficiency? Bro like I need to start making when do I get to start selling? crack. I want to start selling crack really soon. Okay. And then I got to get this too. I got to get some more seeds soon. Okay, thank God. Okay. Got it. We'll do this. Packaging as well.

Okay, 20. 20 for 20. Oh, this is it. This is it. This is it. They're probably arresting somebody for like illegally downloading a Metallica song. I'm good. probably arresting him for a tweet for memes yeah is this in europe no it's not in europe because like uh i haven't been stabbed yet okay fuck shit all right we did it okay and let me go ahead i'm gonna put i'm gonna put this away uh wait why can i just put this away there it is okay good and then we got more bags let me i can put the bags in here and then i actually probably should have put this in here too Okay, we just pull

I have to drag all of it Okay, got it Actually, you know what? Well, I don't know just pack everything Yeah, I'm gonna just pack everything Actually, you know what? Let me try and put something in a jar Ooh, there it is

All right, so we're good here And we got this and we got that And we're gonna put some of this stuff away Let's go ahead, we don't need any more bags right now We don't need the trash bags And we don't need the soil Okay, so we got everything Let me go ahead and just make sure we got this.

We got this cooking, okay? Because we want to make sure we're growing these plants as much as we can. Okay. All right, so apparently, um, five messages. 240, 260, 260. Right now. Easy. Easy.

And we're going to get him, we're going to get him real quick. So over here. Is that him? Is that Kyle? Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Let's go. Let's go, Kyle. Nice, there it is.

Okay. Uh, 370. Counteroffer, 400. Damn it, fine, what time right now? Okay, uh, let's see where we gotta go. Businessman? No, you always get people up. Like, it's just a little bit, right? Complete the deal.

Oh, he got eight. There it is. Okay. Next. All right, Supreme Pizza is 180. Okay, let's get this. counter offer 200 Schedule deal right now Okay Let's go sell some weed to this guy here

Ham it at the 20 Oh no people always pay a little bit extra Like you always round up Because usually people are going to pay with whole bills anyway So you can just round up and you be good You see what I'm saying? Like it's so simple Okay

Let's see here Let me actually get rid of the rest of my stuff 285 counteroffer will do one more It's less than 100. How about right now? Okay, let's go talk to this stupid bitch. Let's go. Call me Spider-Man.

No fall damage. Because I'm Spider-Man. See that? How many should want? Two? Easy. Easiest deal in my life. Easiest deal on my life.

I'd never had easier to you. Sam? Yes. Wait, it's only two. Counteroffer. Let's go ahead. Ooh, I didn't mean to do that. That's a mistake.

That was a mistake. I didn't mean to do that. That's okay. That's all right. You got three. Whoa, wait. Where's cat? Damn, Kathy's trying to get some more, a counteroffer?

140. This is what I meant to say. Let's bar. Okay. All right, let's go sell it. Wait, is this a Pimpmobile? Oh, I thought the crackhead that lived under here would probably be down. Damn, this guy's got a pretty nice life.

He's living in a, what even is this? A fucking like a car, a car garage underneath it? Like that's all right, he got a purple car. Actually, you know what? It's probably not his car because he's living under. If you're living in a parking garage, you probably don't have a car. Okay, um, so let's see. I gotta sell this and then we still have, actually let me see, can I inventory?

How do I move this around? Oh, I'll put these together. After this, I'm gonna go buy, buy that. I've got to go to that place. Mrs. Ming. Okay, where's this guy? Okay, 30 feet away. And then we're gonna go talk to her.

Where's he at? Where's he at? Where's he at? Oh, it says behind. Stupid bitch. You can't see shit. Okay. And so, anyway, let's go back over here. And we're gonna go this way.

Fat dragon. Dragon these nuts. I want to buy a room. 800 yeah deal room behind the restaurant alright let's go okay okay

we gotta move everything over I gotta move all my shit over this is actually gonna work because we gotta we gotta do this and uh move the grotesence yeah yeah picking up objects up

yeah I got I get okay I'm gonna take the TV to call this I guess I'll take the garbage can okay that's good and then Okay, let me actually just cut all this. Inventory's full.

Okay, well, let me just bring... I guess I just got to bring everything over right now, right? Is it okay if I steal the TV from the other, like... You know what? Hey, yo, fuck them. You know what I mean? Like, fuck them. Like, the thing is, it's a motel.

Like, that's part of, like, a... Am I even in the right place? They won't miss it? Yeah, a yo, fuck them. Like, that's the thing, right? I mean, like, you think I'm gonna worry about that bullshit for no reason. Like if I have to steal somebody's shit, I just do it. Honestly, like, I feel like I deserve it. If anything. How I turn on the lights? Okay, let's go. All right, we're going to put

the TV, let's see, we're going to put TV probably about like right here. That should be good, it covers the window. And then we're going to have storage. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me go ahead and get the storage in here. We'll put this. this away, put this away, uh, put this away, uh, put this away. And then also like, can I just go and do this? Can I throw this? Can I throw this on the four? I can't throw it on the four? Why not? Oh shit. It's curfew. Then I got to, I got to sell it to say, like, this is bad. This is bad. I don't know what to do. Okay. I do know what to do. Let's keep, let's keep moving things around. we're going to get rid of the paraphernalia.

And I don't know if this is the way it works, but like this is the way it logically would work, is that usually if they arrest you with like intent to distribute, usually you have to have like packaging items or a certain amount. And so like if I get searched or something right now, it won't be an issue.

You see what I'm saying? And we're going to probably get, Fuck. I could steal the bed, right? I'm trying to think, like, should I do it now or not? Like, it would be, like, pretty risky to just go do it now. You have a bed, though? Yeah, exactly.

Damn, this is it... Bro, she a crack whore. Like, yeah, we're going to make some big money off of her late game. Yeah, this is going to be great. Okay, um, let's go back and... I guess actually we'll take the packaging station with us, too. And this is all just garbage. I say fuck it.

We just leave it here. Like, I mean, there's a reason. Filthy Frank. Okay, let's go on over here. Is that a cop? No, it's not. I got to be sneaky. Okay.

Let's swap this around. We're going to put this right here. And then we're going to put the shelf. Put the shelf. Let's go on put the shelf right here. Storage as well. We're going to put everything away in here. We don't need any of this.

Okay, that's perfect. And now we are completely clean. We don't have anything else. And then we have to add two OG Kush as well to this guy. That's the only amount that we're going to take. And he's going to be next to the barbershop. So I got to be really careful here because now I've got the weed on me. I see how it works.

Well, I can't even sell it to him, right? Because they're just going to immediately see me. Bro, is Sam trying to wrap me out? Like, can I just tell him it's not going to happen? Didn't kill him a move? Dude, I just feel like if I go and I do this. Stupid-ass police off. It is stupid-ass, motherfucker, man.

Look at me. Look at me. That's how we do it. All right, let's go back. We got to go back to the motel. We got to get everything out of there. Oh, fuck. I got to go get the scissors.

I didn't even think of that. That's fine. It's fine. It's not a big deal. It'll take me like literally one minute. sometimes you have setbacks in life you can't let them define you it's good let's go let's go okay all right let's let's harvest the shit oh there it is there is there is easy easy enough it's like a rotistery chicken got it got it got it got it got it all right and then we take this we take

that uh we just leave that in here that's not a big deal okay um now this is the this is the big one right We're going to do that right now We got to get all the weed and everything over to the other store Miss two no I didn't Okay All right Let's go ahead and get these One two

Three big money Okay and then we're going to put storage We're going to put this away actually let's put this in here Packaging product and let's go ahead and find Where's the bags Okay we got bags and Okay we actually will hold the weed too and that way we can sell some of them uh we'll get the soil let's get the soil

and let's do this right now the jars no no it's fine it's fine because most people don't buy it at five at a time anyway i know we're gonna min max but like not yet you need to check out the motel why why fuck that bitch like that that's that's another part of my life like i'm past that point in my life now yeah i don't even think about that like i mean i i paid her up front Like, I mean, she just comes in at the end of, like, my thing. Like, that's normal, right? You go somewhere. Like, you don't need to tell that, like, I've never checked out of a hotel.

I just leave. Okay, good. And, okay, I thought I had three more. Wait, that run out of seeds? I think I ran out of seeds. Fuck. Okay. Let me see.

We're going to go ahead and get rid of this. We don't need this. OG Cush. Yeah, yeah, I don't have any of it right now. Okay. And I guess I'll, I'll, I'll, bag some of these right now. Yeah, let's at least get this done. That way we can sell some of these in the meantime while we're going to the store. Shift click. No, I know what I'm doing. Okay.

I mean, I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, good. And then we got some weed in here. It's 4 a. Okay. Now we're making big money. Oh, shit. This is a big money situation. Let's get it. All right. Electric plant tremors. Hot sprinkler. Let's go. Let's get it. Okay. All right. All right. McLevin. Okay, pour to water.

Oh, shit. I didn't realize it worked that way. Okay. And now what do I need to do? All right. All right. Think, think, think, think. All right, we got to go over there. All right, we got to get big money. All right, we got to really think about at this point, we got to start min-maxing. Okay? We start min-maxing.

Oh, whoa, wait. Hold up. Hold up. Albert Sour diesel Let's get nine Let's get nine Four hours, four hours and a half

Okay, that's fine All right And we can pay him later on Uh, minus under Deposit Weekly deposit It's 10,000 Okay

I got a bar bank All right, let's go to get this Here we go We go, what's up, what's up bro? Hey Uh, grow tent Do we want to go to three Right now?

Uh, probably, let's go ahead and stick with this soil, let's get fucking, I'm thinking like nine, so let's get 18 soil. So 180 on that. And then we get, actually, you know what, fuck that, fuck that. Let's get soil. So we're thinking about 30 bucks. We're going to, yeah, we're going to big money this.

We're going to big money it. Okay, so it's nine. So like, let's get nine. Nine. That's the same amount. $270. A ball out, ball out. Okay.

And then plant tremors, electric plant terms. I don't care too much about that. Bags. uh let's get uh 50 bags and let's get uh jars uh let's get uh five more jars and then we're gonna get oh that's the easiest easiest thing of my life okay let's go okay and

we got we gotta get we got that shit Morpheus you got decent base operation to go to the base and blah you can manage all your customers then thinking about recruiting a dealer there's a guy Benji oh Benji I knew a Benji. He was a dealer for something else for me. Benji friends,

tag, focus on selling them. One of them recommends you. Taggy, Beth, or Ludwig? Okay. No, he actually was a guy I worked with for something. It was a little... I should probably send that to him. He's an interesting guy. Anyway, let's see here.

Go back and get that water. and this is where we're going to plant the seeds so I'll see nothing wrong okay I don't do anything illegal anymore can you guys believe that I can't okay oh wait right

somebody must have posted a meme on Twitter okay so we're going to put those bags away we don't need any of those and then we need soil we're going to put the soil away we don't need the bags either and then we're going to get rid of this put the jars in any of

here too. Okay, good. So, uh, Chloe Beth or Ludwig. Do we have Chloe Beth or Ludwig? Forget it. Damn, bitch. Shut the fuck up. Uh, yes. Uh, how about afternoon? Okay. Uh, do I have a jar? Can I, can I jar this? Yeah, I can jar it. I'm gonna get this guy with the jar right here. Let me keep this with me. Okay, pack. I'm gonna pack his shit real quick. This guy needs six. Okay, we're gonna do two of them then i should have tried to upsell them i didn't even think about that all right uh peter file okay um counter offer uh you know what 295 scheduled deal let's get it easy easy easy easy easy easy okay good uh ag uh o g cush uh 480 uh let's see here how many do i have uh so that's five five and five and then yeah yeah i can do this okay uh 200 damn actually that's probably too much

That's probably too much. Damn, really? It's not. What a fucking retard. Okay. Let's go ahead and do that. All right, good. All right.

So, oh, where's my, where's my, uh, I forgot about these. Okay. All right, let's go. Let's go. Where's the money? Oh, we're gonna make big, big, big, big money. Big money here.

Where's this bitch at? Get there faster, Kyle. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What are you waiting on? Kyle, what's up? That's one, five.

Done. Easy as quick delivery. Yep, that's right. Four. Easy enough. Where's the last one? We're in a big money situation right now. We got to go make friends with some of those other guys so they can recommend a dealer to me, though.

That's the next thing. We got Luigi over there trying to sell pizza. Fuck him. What's up a loser? We deal. Six. That's one. That's one.

Easy. Easiest game of my life. Okay. where's these hoes at? Ludwig. Is that Ludwig right there? That's George. Wait, is this Ludwig?

What a loser. Okay. Get it. Get it. Get it. That's what's up. That's what's up. All right.

So, let's see here. Damn, I'm going to sell it to my, please not. I'm not going to worry about that bitch right now. Peggy. Let's go talk to Peggy. Yeah, yeah. Let's go talk to Peggy.

Let's get that done. Seed drop. You're right. You're right. I forgot about them seeds. All the way behind the grocery store. Okay, it's the blue one. Thank you.

Okay. Probably should do both of these. Okay, is this Peggy? Doris. What's up, Ho? She got low standards. There it is. There it is.

There it is. Oh, Ludwig. Ludwig. We got to get him real quick. Deal. Okay, let's go talk to Ludwold. Actually, let's go talk to Ludwig right now. Actually, let's pick up our seeds.

And we'll go talk to Ludwig. Let's go. Oh, there it is. Got it. I'm going to put these away. Is this game good? Uh, yeah, it's good. Okay, got the stuff?

Yeah, yeah. Easiest game in my life. I'm not even going to try and up challenge him, because I'm trying to make him my friend. Now he's halfway through blue. Okay. Let's go plant some weed. Okay.

Let's do this. It's a big seed situation. There it is. There it is. There it is. Nice. Oh. I'm going too fast.

There it is. Another one? Easy. Easy. Easy to scam my life. There it is. All right. Let's see.

What we got to do next? Okay. Let's go ahead. Let's get one more of these. Let's get one more of these. That's right. We get rid of that. Put two of these in.

Okay. We got four right now. Okay, good. Yeah. This is fun. Safe. Okay. Uh, let's see what we at.

Turn the lights off. Okay. Message. Uh, Kathy. Yeah. Uh, let's counter off for her. Schedule to you. Let's get night.

Okay, good. And then so, uh, how much do we need? All right, so we got, uh, that's four. So we're gonna get her with that. And do we have, this guy needs, this guy needs nine? God damn, bro. Like, You need Chloe? I know I didn't think about it

I forgot I forgot it was Chloe uh you get two Fuck fuck fuck how I do this Can I unpack can I do that? Unpackage yeah yeah yeah yeah this is good that way we sell it to that bitch too Oh yeah yeah this is this is this is this is what my life's all about let's go Night time all right let's do it okay They don't see me they don't see me they don't see me okay Kathy what's up four Done.

Easy scam my wife. Kind of two. Easy scam my life. Damn, there it is. Benji Coleman is a dealer. You might be able to help you move your stuff. You should go speak to him. Nice, nice, nice.

Okay, let's go talk to Benji. Now he's in motel room number two. Let's go. Let's go. This is what I'm talking about. Let's do this. Now we got a dealer. Okay.

What's up, Benji? Do you want to work for me as a distributor? All right, I'll be a dealer for you, $500 signing fee. Take a 20% cut of each deal. Deal, 500? Yeah, let's get it. Bring me some product and assign some customers to me. I'll get to work.

Okay. Provide Benji with at least 10, 10 weeds. I need to provide 10 weed to Benji. I keep forgetting about where to go. You just met him? No, that's fine. It's fine. He's good.

He's good for it. It's not a big deal. Okay. 50% grown. Looks like the water will go all the way then. Okay, good. And let's see here. packaging station. I can't do anything else.

I can probably sell... Actually, I want to save this. Okay, I'm gonna sleep right now. Okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We a hood rat. There it is. We did that hood rat. Shit, let's go.

New Westville, okay? Let's go. Oh, let me get... Where to fuck? There it is. Okay, good. All right. See, like, I'm really good at this. I don't even need that electric thing.

Like, that's for losers. Why is it not working? Okay, there we go. Okay. And let's put all these in. Actually, where's the bags? Do we got any more bags? Yeah, I got more bags.

Package? Just 20. I'm going to just hit them with 20 right now. I'm going to just hit them with 20. We got put it in that work. Need PGR and fertilizer? I don't know about that. We're going to use the long.

dick fertilizer after this, okay? So you don't need to worry about it. But we're trying to like, I'm trying to speed run selling meth, okay? We got, we got to get this to Benji real quick, though. No, I'm serious. That's what we do. One more. So easy. Easiest game my life. Okay. Let's actually do a little bit more. Let's finish this up. The bags are inconvenient, but I'm just going to keep it like this for now. Okay. All right, we got that. And then there's this. there we're good all right let's go actually let me put this away okay we got soil we don't need that put these jars away too just to combine these okay let's go talk to benjue right now get benjy to jars uh i i will but i don't know like if he can like separate him out uh i just figured

i'd give him the bags okay here we go so bro hi boss we need trade some items okay at least assign three cuts Customers. Okay. How do I sign customers to you? Deior management app. Oh, there's an app for, uh, actually, I'm, I'm going to just get them with 20. Okay. Uh, and then we got Dior app. Okay, assign customers. Jesse. I feel like I should just put it on everybody, right? Like, I mean, that's what makes sense.

Okay, there you go. Good. So that's good. Messages again. Forget it. Damn, bitch. Damn. Damn, these hoes mad. Okay, uh, we're right. Oh, it's my bad. Mm. No one. Okay.

And messages, I guess like next thing I got, I got, right, all right, let me think about this. Let me think about this. Okay, so, uh, wait for Benji, complete a deal. All right, I got to think, I got to think. Products. Okay, we got to sell this. It's only $40.

It's calming. Not yet. New customers. That's smart, that's smart. Let's talk to this dumb girl. Where's she at? Oh, that's right. That's my landlord. What's up?

Okay. Okay. Do it, bitch. Not bad. Easy enough. What about you? Nope. Okay. And let's see what else we need to get.

I feel like we're... Oh, oh. Plant by... Instantly grows the plant by... 50% I feel like we don't really need this increase the yield of your plants at the cost of quality do I really want to do that fertilizer maybe maybe we hit some fertilizer right here pGR do we really get this like I mean really you think so all right let's get three like I guess yeah yeah yeah yeah let's do that all right now let's get back home and then we got we got we got to make some more weed let's go okay and then we go in here where's a

soil we need a good soil okay let's do this okay benj you made a deal i got a contact uncle nelson oh yeah this is this what it's all about this is the big dick soil too this big dick soil big dick soil wow okay there we go and then we need uh we'll take these out too and then uh we got the fertilizer too or pgr i mean okay speed grow we don't need this all right let's get it need them water okay notice well it's got to be trolling with only three stations i mean i i don't know like i don't know like what's most efficient or not like i feel like this this game it's probably a game that's like uh it's like drug view or cookie clicker right so like all i need to do like i need to unlock uh probably you probably unlock this with meth right

probably like because you get like crack horrors that'll do all this for you like that's what i'm kind of hoping for and so we got to get the crack horrors and then we make them fucking do all the work and then I don't do anything and then I just shoot them if they don't do it. Like so that that's that's probably what would work right and so okay there we go we got this all right good and then we're gonna go ahead and do this oh I see this is in pGR is crazy that's what y'all said to do okay got it and a fertilizer fuck I gotta go get fertilizer all right we go we go real quick I got an ATM real quick too Okay, uh, deposit. Okay, fertilize it.

We gotta get fertilizer. Fertilizer. Big money. Big money. It's easy. We can me jump. So how do I eat the fertilizer? Wait, die closed the door.

All right, uh, let's see. What else we got to do? All right, all right, we got this. We got that. Uh, the water's good. Okay. And now we got to think about, all right, let's talk to Uncle Nelson. And then we rewater him after that.

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Let's get it. Let's deposit. We're going to deposit 300. I'm assuming the shit's going to be expensive, so I'm a buyer right now. Let's get it. Mixing station. Where's the mixing station? Mixing station is 500.

I'm four short. Okay. Music's loud. No, it's not. Easy. I'm not just putting my mixing station right here in the street, right? We just get, we get it out there? Put it right.

About right. About here. I think so. Okay. Use mixing station. Okay. Product mixer. We don't need this.

Okay. Go to Gas Mart. Let's go there. I did not even think about that. Cock! Okay, what do we do here? Mixing Mania. We gotta go to Gas Mart.

Open? Okay, that's it. What can I do if you want to purchase something? Okay, bag, a bed, a jar, a cock. Hand-chew-free sample. So how do I do this? Pisterine. Viagra.

What do I buy? Oh, shit. Benji, Benji. I got to get back with Ben-Berry. Benji. Let me get back with Benji. Benji's out dealing. What do you say? I'm running out of product. Okay. So, permesanol? Really? I, I, I didn't, wait, really? I gotta go back. Okay. I didn't know that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh, let's get, uh, let's get 10.

30 bucks. Okay, I don't have enough money. Fifteen bucks. There it is. starting to mix a mixing station okay let's do it I thought I was gonna mix it up with some bananas and donuts yeah exactly so I wouldn't Benji come home now like because you don't have anything alright but what would you need I didn't you collect earnings no worries you go okay there it is all right uh I trade some items and let me get you with this right here okay that's you okay and now we're gonna go back and we're gonna do some mixing a thousand dollars in cash yeah that's easy I got a dollar on my debit

card. It's feeling like 2012 again. Okay, let's do this. And now we got to trim this. All right, let's do it. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. Okay. So I'm going to just do everything with the dealer. Like, because I feel like that's what anybody, like, you just have the dealer do everything. I feel like that, that's what makes it easy, right? Damn. So I got big money out of that. we got real big money out of that increased prices okay product insert weed okay and then we have the mixer

and we got the polyethylene begin combine the ingredients in a bowl oh right click oh I didn't even see that okay okay we got a mixer going on too okay let's go

let's get all this planted and shit too okay all right another one big money okay good and then we gotta get that water. Let's do this. I probably need to go deposit some more of my shit too. Never clean the floor? Why did I do that? It's a waste of fucking time. And this way I can plant this shit and now it's good and now I go to bed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, big money, big money, big money,

let's go. Let's get it. Okay, and pour water. Okay, let's harvest this shit. All right. Yeah, actually using that extra stuff, like I feel like that's like way, way more efficient because it's 60 per event and I feel like it's gonna be way more. Okay, Aspen death, okay. All right, nice. Okay. Talk to Uncle Nelson. Wait, did that somebody knock on my door?

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yourself call you when you're ready to start manufacturing some harder stuff some harder stuff okay deposit okay done messages Albert I'm gonna pay him off yeah we're gonna get Albert back right now before we forget easy we got to make sure he's good purchase something okay all right so we got to get fertilizer and uh all right let's get fertilizer let's get um nine fertilizer and let's get nine PG uh There it is. And then we get, uh, fuck in, uh, let's see here. All right, three green. Nah, we big dicking. We're big dick and let's go. Another grow tent. Let's do it. Let's big dick it.

Two more. Okay. Uh, one more. All right, let's go. More grot tents? Yeah, yeah. Benji's out of, Benji out of shit. I gotta go buy some more bags. Uh, I gotta get these bags in there for. Benji. Actually, let's buy the jars. Jars. Out of cart. Big Dick. Yeah, it does work. This is going to change my life. Get in there. Bags. Yeah, yeah, let's get some bags on this.

Bag these. It's fine. That's fine. It doesn't matter. I got more of these too. So, wait, I'm out of soil. Am I other seeds? Where's my seeds Fuck, I think I ran out of seeds Oh Okay Give me one second

All right, let me think Okay, let me just get the soil put away We gotta get more seeds Give them the product so you can continue To get passive income Yeah, I will, but like I'm gonna get the soil in here right now That's the smart thing to do Okay, let's go talk to Benji right now

What's up? Let's go money there we go good trade some items oh yeah yeah yeah no he he gonna go to work for me now he going to work all right let's do this and then we're gonna give we're gonna give the uh what do you call it these new guys

this real estate agent the dealership manager and the mechanic we're gonna give him the good shit okay and then uh we need oh right okay uh Albert okay good uh okay so uh green crack Let's get six green crack. Okay. Three hours.

Okay, good. De-list weed and products app? What do you mean? D-list it? Why would I de-list it? It is, it's de-listed, yeah. So people stop messaging? It's fine, just ignore them.

I got people message me in real life all the time. I just ignore them. It's easy. Okay, so we got this, and then we got this. Okay, let's go talk to this real estate agent right now. Let's go. It ruins your rep? No, it doesn't.

Does it? I don't even know what I'm talking about. We gotta go over here. It does? Okay. But what about, um, what about,

like, I feel like I'm not gonna worry about that right now. Because like they can buy it off Benji, right? And because I am still selling it right now. It's like I'm not selling it. Okay. All right.

Oh, this is the mechanic. Huh. You're gonna refresh paint job. Space bar. I'm gonna fellow for you. The Dix region must be unlocked. Okay.

I haven't unlocked Dix. Honda Auto You can tell it's not a Tesla dealership Because it's not on fire What can I do for you? Why? Purchase the vehicle? Which one do you want?

Damn! You can buy a $40,000 car. Oh shit. Okay, where's the real estate agent? He's over this one. Oh, Ray's real estate. What's up, Ray? What can I do for you?

Purchase a business? So I can buy Taco Ticklers? Damn. Earn $10,000. Okay, so now I need to get... I just need to farm money. Yep. Yeah, I got farm big money.

We gotta get this done. Okay, where I need to go? Go to casino? Okay. I'm gonna put 50 on it. I didn't mean to do it twice. I'm gonna quit while in my head. Yep, I'm just gonna quit while on my head right now.

Okay, and then let's get that money. Okay, that's good. All right. And where are we at? Where we at? I don't even know where I am I. Where the fuck am I? Where the fuck did I go? Oh, oh, oh, I'm going the wrong way. Shit, okay. On the blue ball? I'm used to that. It's fine. It's okay.

See how a cocksucker try and go after me, man. Dude, where's my car? I don't have a car yet. I don't have shit yet. We gotta probably get a skateboard. Okay. Good. All right, let's go ahead and get this done. Okay, uh, green crack. There it is. Okay. And then, uh, we gotta get the water.

Easy. One more. Good. All right. And then we do, um, fuck. Uh, I, I guess we, we do a little bit of this. Apply fertilizer. More fertilizer.

Four tents. No, I'm not even going to think about the fourth one right now. I'm already, I'm already vibing with this one right now. We're going to stick with this. Trust me, guys. This is what I have. have to do. I have to do it this one. The weed king? Yeah, that's me. I just, like, hopefully we can start we can start making crack soon. That's, that's the main thing I'm looking forward to.

Really looking forward to. I thought, actually, I thought about doing crack in real life, because I thought, like, since I already don't have any teeth, like, I'm, like, in a way, I come, like, I'm kind of, like, immune to, like, crack because, like, can't affect me. Because I'm, like, my shit's already fucked up, right? And so, but I decided not to, because, you know, basically, I mean, it's just cracked, right? And so I decided not to do it. Let's fill this up. There it is.

Okay, so we got this. We got this done. Okay, let me think real quick. All right. So I think all this is good, all that's done. Okay, let's sleep. Oh, green crack seed. There it is.

Damn. Damn. That's what's up. Okay. Let me get all. these. Got them. Alright, where's my gun? That's a good question. That's a great question.

Okay. So, do we just always jar? Because, like, jar is, like, more efficient to give to dealers? Well, I could also mix them, too. You're right. Okay, I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a break. I'll give my, uh, my thoughts on the game.

Basically, uh, this shit is, uh, this is actually a good game. Let me save. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably play more of this tomorrow. Yeah, this is actually a fun game. Like, I, one guy made this. This is crazy. That's wild. What the fuck, man. What the fuck? That's nuts. Can you all believe that? One guy made this game. Is there a tain as fuck? Yeah, no, we're gonna get into it probably play some more of it tomorrow. It's actually a good game. Yeah, like, the game is called Schedule 1. Uh, like, uh, graph is going, uh, where is the graph. A big dick. Big dick graph. A really good game right now. A lot of people are really happy about it. People are playing it a lot. And so like you buy it right now on Steam.

Obviously not sponsored. Like it's literally one guy made the fucking game. And so yeah, that's it. Bigger than ass creed. I mean, it's not hard to do, right? I mean, fuck. But yeah, this game is literally cracked. I know, it's literally crap. Yeah. How realistic is this? I've never sold drugs. Um, actually, yeah, I've never sold drugs in my life. Uh, yeah, I, no, really, really, I've never sold, I promise, I promise, I never sold, I promise, I never sold, I promise, I never sold, I promise, I never sold, I've, I've, I've a lot of friends, but, uh, yeah, no, no, I haven't. Ask your friends. Um, honestly, like, I had one friend that was selling, uh, actually, you know what? Let's move on.

Um, the point is that, uh, yeah, it's, it's, it's a good, it's a good, it's a good. game I like it and let me see what else I need to do here and I probably should put some of this shit in here too oh but I got to get more seeds too yeah I probably should do that I guess I'll do this while I'm talking about the game a little bit might as well just get this working so thoughts on the game uh this is a it's a good game I think the gameplay loop is pretty good it's like maybe a little bit monotonous but like I think it's supposed to be that way you like feel the increases whenever you get like a dealer so you don't have to deal yourself it's like it you know it's like kind of you know like in Scarface like at the beginning right he's like you know

selling it to people directly and then you know like before you know it he's on the phone with the tiger in the background right and so like that's kind of like the whole the whole thing right and so I feel like that's really that's the way it works right nice reference no I'm just saying like I mean that that's that's really the way it is and read the game reviews before you go I mean I would say the game is good I might read it tomorrow and just look and kind of see what people's opinions of it are but like I just think that a you know a game like this I hope that like for you know like aspiring guys that like want to make games like you see that like if you have a good idea for a game and a good premise like you can make a game you can make a game you You don't need a $100 million budget. You just need a good gameplay loop and a good idea, a good premise, and you can get people to play the game and enjoy it, and it'll be a good time. So, like, I wish people would realize that and know it.

And I feel like, honestly, the more, less is more. Well, this game's complex, right? I mean, it has, like, a lot of things that are complex. So I don't even think it's a less as more situation. I think it's a more situation. It's just a good game. and you don't have competition now? No, no, I'm sure there's probably a way that you get competition

And if you do You know, it's probably like you have to go and Like, undersell them Yeah, maybe I never thought you seen me playing this I told you I'll try to play other games man I'm trying to tell you all like I'm trying to get into playing a lot of other games Save, yeah, no, you're right, right, right Here, let me just say quit

Give me, let me give it a minute Okay, now I quit but yeah damn it's even got my character oh shit w game W game 100% W game

great game a lot of fun I think it's also a good game it's a good game to play for stream because it's so simple right it's so simple it's like everybody is like okay I get it right

and so yeah we're gonna you did all this in one session yeah yeah of course I've been playing it for a bit Maybe like a couple hours. Cash pile behind you gets bigger. Yeah, this is where we're at now. We got three stacks.

So it's probably $5,000 each one. Big money. Lobby it. Is it multiplayer? Yeah, apparently it is. I'm a solo dev. This gives me hope. Yeah.

Yeah, this is a high quality game. But anyway, boys, I'm probably going to go, uh, fuck. I think there's probably a barbecue place. I might just go eat dinner at and they close at eight. So I'm going to probably head out in five minutes here. And that way I can drive over, pick it up. and be good. So hopefully they have

hash bounce that are there. So yeah, we're going to be back on tomorrow. Same as we always are back on tomorrow. We're going to probably play more of this, probably do some other shit. I don't have any other plans,

really. Yeah, fuck. I guess that's pretty much about it, right? Thanks for watching. I appreciate it. We had a great day. Another great day. And we're going to be back in it,

back on it, doing it tomorrow. So until next time, gentlemen, Thank you all very much for watching. And peace. See it.