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Episode Date: December 8, 2025

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Inspects truck illegally parked, finds mostly naked Chinese man in the cab. Can I watch this? Yes, sir. Hello. Good morning. Yeah, I'm cool. Why are you parked here? Yeah, I'm up here.

Why did you park here? Uh. Do you understand English? Yeah. You do? Yeah. Why did you park here? No, no good.

I'm Officer Eddings, Arkansas Highway Police. I need your driver's license. Yeah. Registration. Oh, yeah. Is there anybody else in the truck? Is there anybody else in the truck? Um, they're company.

You don't understand English. Where's your logbook at? Where's your lock? Yeah. Put you some clothes on. Get some clothes up? Yeah. Pants.

Put your pants on. Yeah. Put your pants on. Uh-oh. Pants. Put some pants on. We don't understand English. Wait, that's a real driver.

Wait, he got a real driver's license. He'd drive it around naked, parked on the side of the road. He don't even know English. Bro, what is this? What company do you work for? That company, uh, I'm just, uh, your company's called California? Yeah.

You imagine loading up this guy's truck? And you're like, All right. Go on out there. What's going to happen? Nobody knows. Yeah, see ya. Yeah, it's like, what's, yeah.

Is it going to be there? I don't know. Yeah, you don't understand me. Okay. All right. This happened the first of the month. All right. Here we are.

You see this sign? Yeah, it's hot. Over. What's that sign say? What does the sign say? Must. Must enter, right? Do you tell me? What does it say? I need you to read that sign.

Yeah, we're testing. And that's right. Does trucks have to enter the next right? He doesn't know how to fucking speak English. And he's a fucking truck driver with a license. Are you kidding me? Okay, read it again. Read it again.

Read it again. Oh, Chuck. All right. Tint. Mop. Enter. Wait. Tessing nits,

great. What is this word? Tense? No. No. No. What is it? No.

No. What? What sign mean? Tain. What is this sign mean? What do we put up with this shit? Paid! What?

What are we doing? What is going on? Master enter. Master! Master! Master! What's the station? Okay, so if you see this sign, what do you do? Yeah, Trevor Green.

Yeah, Trevor Green. Must. What? What? What do you say? All trucks go? Or what's it say? What kind of trucks have to go to the way station?

Waik station. Waste station. I don't know. I don't know what the waste station. station is. Over 10. Over 10 what? 10 what? 10 what? Okay. All right. Let's try another one. You don't get that one. Okay.

This guy just handed over a driver's license. This is the basic signs. Oh no. Do not pass. Read that sign to me. Whoa, wait, right, which one was it? It's the one. It says no parking. Okay. Read that sign to me. No parking. What does that mean? Yeah, here, no parking.

What does it mean when it says no parking? I don't know. Can we let this happen? Yeah, no, uh, deal borrowed that, no parking. I can't search. I can't say to no parking. Okay. So when you see this sign, what do you do?

No parking. What do you do? No parking. Okay, does that mean you can park your truck there? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, this has to stop. How is this so bad?

Oh, my God. Y'all are cooked over there? Yes. No parking. Yeah. I called meth free this time, Jimmy. Which one was it again? No commercial vehicles.

Oh, they're, he's cooked uh this this is yeah yeah this is like bro if you couldn't do no parking like this is like bro you're putting him in inferno mode now like this is not gonna hit so it's so over

yeah I call mess free this time to me yeah we curse new curse we curse we curse no no coming

No, come and call. What does that mean? That sign, read it to me. Oh, no. Okay. No, come you call. No coming, no. One more.

What? One more. What's that sign mean? Oh, no. Pedestrian, oh, no. Oh, shit. What's that sign mean? I love how the, no commercial vehicles.

This was just like, you just knew. that there's no way you're coming out of this one. Right? Like the no parking I could get, yeah, you probably figure that one out. But no commercial vehicles? Oh, bro.

Like, there's like three levels of context you have to have for that. Uh, yeah. Nah, you're done. 35? The sign? What is that sign? Number 35.

What is this sign? Two people. Two people. Me be cool. We be woman. He goes, where the hose at? What's that?

Like, Why say this? What does it mean? What does that sign mean? What does that sign mean? Yeah, two people. Two people doing what? Walkers.

You're walking? Yeah. Two people are walking. Where? I don't know where. You don't know where? Okay. All right, that's good enough.

You go back to your truck and have a seat. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Man. I work. Where do I work?

Come do you work for California. No comic card. He got the no parking sign, right, but the rest of him, he had no clue. He didn't even really get that one right. I bet he thinks he passed. I wonder how you're grading that. Yeah, the Fed's game. They've selected, I think, like 35 signs or something that they use or that we have to use.

We just pick four. So they have to pick up the signs. It's just explain what it is. A one, they've got to get three of the four right past the sign. The other part This has to change Three out of four That means you fuck up

25% of the time That's no Bro like it should be Yeah it should be 35 out of 35 The speaking part We just ask them general everyday questions Yeah like what they're hauling Where they pick it up

Where they're taking it Yeah He had no idea Like he had trouble answering those questions Like where he was loaded Where he was taking it Oh my God Asking him

Company questions And if anybody else was in the truck with me He kept saying California I was like California's in the truck with you He's like yeah California I was like okay Okay He's basically to be put out of service

Oh man Fucking got him Cool shirt Definitely a cool shirt But man So yeah bro We got to send these people back Bro

Oh my God. Got a lot back to California? I don't know about that. Your Amazon order has been delayed. Bro, I think that just putting him in charge of it would delay it, right? And this is one of hundreds of thousands across all industries. Yeah, there's so many of these, I bet, that are going on. And people are acting like this shit doesn't happen all the time.

And it does. I mean, I think it's not like every single one is like this, but enough of them are like this for it to be a situation, man. I think anybody that goes and hires somebody like this, you need to go and investigate that company. Yeah, and illegal, this is what, by the way, this is what they're trying to defend. Illegal alien, naked, I don't know, is it like a Chinese? I don't know what, like a mostly naked Chinese man that can't speak English driving a 10-ton truck across the country. that can't read the signs. How is this going on at all?

It is unreal. It is shocking that this is even happening. It is so fucking dangerous, isn't it? And why do people put up of this for any reason? It's crazy.