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Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And finally, new role, let's hear it for Democratic politicians who keep it real. Senator Alyssa Slotkin of Michigan says Democrats are, quote, weak and woke, and should get some goddamn alpha energy and need to fucking retake the flag. I got to say this. Partially true? I love this new trend where politicians say fuck. Yeah. This used to never happen.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Even when it did by mistake on a hot mic, it was a big scandal. But now, it's become a way for politicians to signal the public that they are not just regular mad about something, but really fucking serious. Oh, for sure. Total bullshit. An epic fuck-up. They call it a shit show. We need to unfuck our country.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Buy sight to that bullshit. Throw a fucking spine. I can't stand the bullshit. Somebody slap me and wake me the fuss up. And people love it. Look, a politician said, fuck. It's like in a movie when they make an old white lady rap. Chip pop.
Starting point is 00:01:23 It does seem very inauthentic when a lot of politicians say it. Because a lot of them, like when Donald Trump uses profanity, it feels normal because you know he's kind of a scumbag, right? But when some of these other people do it, you know that. that they're just saying it to try to be relatable. But here's the thing. Senator Klotkin is a serious person. She's a former CIA agent. You know how every streaming action movie now
Starting point is 00:01:51 is about a soccer mama used to be in the CIA? Okay, that's really her. So we should listen to her because she's right. Lady Deadpool is right. Democrats should reclaim the flag and then get it clean because someone's been humping it. I remember that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:23 But seriously, this is a serious problem for Democrats. Less than one in four Democrats under 30 say they're proud to be an American. 54%. If you're so unhappy about it, then fucking leave. That's what I would say. What is this? Yeah, it's crazy. I don't even know how this is even a conversation.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Jesus. They're embarrassed by it. Embarrassed. Like America is your mom picking you up in school? You're embarrassed to be an American. Well, guess what? The feeling's mutual. Because you have no perspective.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Is America perfect? No, of course not. No country is. Although don't get Tucker Carlson started on Russia. But the U.S. I can't imagine a political strategy working by saying that you hate the country that you want people to vote for. for you in. I just I just think that this is a tactical error, strategic tactical error.
Starting point is 00:03:37 This is leagues ahead of the rest of the world on most of the progressive issues that are important to young people. America has 14 million women owned businesses. 17% of black women are starting businesses, which is faster than white women or white men. Gay Americans are free to marry and 49% of them own property. Yes, It's crazy for people, like, and this is what happens, like, this is your brain on TikTok. If you start actually thinking that America hates these different types of minority groups, like, we're one of the most progressive countries in the world, and it's not even remotely close. America gazed by buildings. In other places, they get thrown off them.
Starting point is 00:04:22 You know all those old movies you think are cringe? Well, they're cringe because America changed. because we modernized way more than most societies have our current Congress is the most racially and ethnically diverse ever they're like a beautiful useless rainbow working as intended
Starting point is 00:04:44 and we proudly live in a land where every TV commercial features a mixed race couple including the ones where it makes no sense mom's black dad's white and the kid's Asian you know but here is the dilemma
Starting point is 00:05:08 for Democrats. Their young people, their key constituency, not only don't like their own civilization, they like the wrong one. They actually think Hamas is a liberation movement. They chant for the Houthis. They're chained. Who would do that? That sounds crazy. Aren't those guys terrorists? Who would do that? That's horrible. We will honor our martyrs at Yale. They're looking for love in all the wrong countries. Someone needs to tell the kids that America is not the society where women basically have no rights, where there's zero freedom of religion and where dissent is punishable by death.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Our democracy may be on life. Yeah, they kill their own people, by the way. If you protest against Hamas, they kill you. Not so good, is it? I've support, but we still have elections. They don't. And yet at Coachella this year, when an Irish rap group projected onto screens, fuck Israel, free Palestine, got big applause.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Globalize the intifada is the cap. Well, it's more than that. So fuck Israel, free Palestine. I can agree with this in general. What was this group? I think it was like kneecap or something like that. I'm trying to remember the term. I just want to make sure that you guys understand because there's a bit of context to this that's missing.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Neacap, yeah? Okay. I could have spelled that wrong. So this is somebody right here. It's not enough that they're saying fuck Israel. This is the person who is doing it reading a book about this is by the way, remember that Twitter terrorist guy? This is the guy that every time it was something really smart, it was from him. He ran Esbalah, which is a terrorist organization.
Starting point is 00:07:20 So I don't want anybody to misunderstand this and think that this is just simply, yeah, the scholar. Yeah, I mean, unironically, he was, but he also led a terrorist organization too. And what if I was a Holocaust denier? I would have never guessed. And anyway, well, he's not anymore because he's dead. But anyway, this is a person who is reading a book. written by, like, this is written by a guy that's the leader of a terrorist organization. So this is not simply a criticism of Israel. This is an active endorsement of a terrorist organization live
Starting point is 00:07:57 at Coachella. Very big difference here. So I, yeah, I don't want people to get the wrong idea. The Intifada is the catchphrase that's really catching on these day, as if worldwide suicide bombing and cosplay Islamic revolutionaries is the... answer to our problems? At an AOC Bernie Sanders rally in Idaho last month, someone threw a Palestinian flag over an American flag, and the crowd erupted. Wow, look who's doing it. There are two groups of people in our society that cause all of our problems. 99% of our problems can be isolated down to two groups of people. Isn't it crazy how often that's true? Wow. What are the odds. Did an approval. What should have happened after that is one of the adults on stage should
Starting point is 00:09:16 have told their young loyal followers, this is not a symbol of freedom. This is. Yeah, it's really not a very good argument. Like, you're not going to get a lot of U.S. voters by flying the flag of another country. It just doesn't work. If the thought leaders in the Democratic Party keep encouraging and not rebuking the idea that America is cringe and the people who run guns, Gaza are great. The Democrats are doomed. Alyssa Slotkin's right. They are completely doomed. You're right. He's completely right about this. There's a massive fissure that's happened. And I think the reason why that it's happened is that I actually understand why a lot of young people feel this way. It's because young people have felt like their opportunities and advantages in life have been systematically removed.
Starting point is 00:10:16 And so they cheer and are happy for any group of people that is a destructive force to a culture that they feel like oppresses them. And the worst part about it is that they're partially right. They are. If you look at, you know, productivity and wages. If you look at homeownership and average income. If you look at, you know, like the genie index of the difference between the highest income and, the lowest income people. Everything points to the fact that young people that are angry are right.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I don't think that they're right and they should support terrorism. I don't think that's the solution. But they sure as hell can see that there's a problem. And that problem is real. Liberals are weak and woke, especially the white ones, and they indulge all sorts of nonsense from their kids. Oh, bro. He's saying it. He's saying it.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Yep. A pattern that. then continues on in the Democratic Party. Last election, it was all the gender stuff, the insistence that men can have babies and such. And now I fear that we like the terrorists is the new that. Man, I got a little bit of experience with that. Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Liberals need to push back on the dumb ideas that come from their children. The Democrats' problem is the energy of the parties with their... the young and the younger with the terrorist. That's not good. So talk to your children and remind them, you don't really want to live like your heroes in Hamas. All the shit you do all day. It was all made in America.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Your smartphone, your grubhub, your freedom to bid. I think if they want to go join Hamas, you know, Trump was talking about that program where we can just give them flights out there. Why don't we just fly them over there? Yeah. I'll pay Who would pay for that?
Starting point is 00:12:38 I'd pay for that instantly. Finally, a good use of my tax money. Call it summer camp? Um, I don't know about that. That's about America. Because that would imply they might come back. All American stuff.
Starting point is 00:13:00 You tell your phone, you want a milkshake, and a guy brings it to your house. True. Please. That's only $17. living in Intifadaville. Yeah. You're like the girl in White Lotus who was going to live in a Buddhist monastery and then lasted one night.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I love this. It's like that lady that went to fucking Africa because she said the U.S. was racist. And she's like, I've had it with this bullshit water. I've had it with these bullshit, you know, fucking scams, these bullshit bribes. I've had it with these bullshit. have had it with these bullshit scorpions. I want to go back to America. And I say, welcome the fuck back.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Yep, that's it. There's no lift. There's nothing. Yeah, I play it again. I know. She learned quick. And you got to respect it, though, right? A little bit. The bullshit, yeah, and that guy ended up back, the bullshit lizards. Yeah, welcome back. Greatest country. Nah, there it is. Let's see. We're going to watch this again. This shit was fucking funny. Oh, God, bro. They got this guy. Oh, Jesus. Oh, boy, here we go. A girl from my hometown literally joined ISIS. She's dead now. Well, that's what you call natural selection. And before you say it, oh, shouldn't you be more sympathetic? No, I'm not going to be sympathetic to somebody who joins a terrorist organization. You get what you fucking deserve. That's what I think. Right now, what I think happened last election is younger men, they would rather vote for somebody who feels, who, even if they don't completely agree with, they don't feel judged by, than somebody who they do agree with, that they feel like they have to walk on eggshells around constantly because they're going to be judged or ostracized or excommunicated. And what's interesting about this... He's right.
Starting point is 00:15:09 He's right. This moment is it feels like the two parties in some senses have flipped where, you know, Republicans used to be the judgmental assholes in many ways. True. Very true, especially in the 2000s and the 90s. I don't remember that very well. And since many Democrats, despite us, I would say for most of us coming from the right place of wanting to do the right thing, we've created a culture where we say, well, if you say the wrong thing, you're excommunicated. And that's just not how human beings work. Nobody is perfect. But ultimately what we have to do here is figure out how to bring people back in and work towards the bigger goal of advancing the future of this country and helping young people especially get by. so that they're able to focus on their lives and, you know, getting with a young woman or something like that instead of how are they going to pay their rent, for example, or how are they working their two jobs? Young people should be able to focus on what young people should be focused on, which is how to get laid and how to go and have fun. He's right.
Starting point is 00:16:08 He's right. Yeah, he's right. Yeah, he's completely fucking right about this. Now, in my opinion, I think that he had no problem laying down and playing dead while they did this. and it was popular. Now that they're not doing this, and now that it's popular to do the opposite, now he's saying and doing the opposite.
Starting point is 00:16:31 However, it's important to at least acknowledge a change. Yes, exactly. He participated. Yes, he did. We're very proud of you. We feel you grew up on this show. How many times you've been on this show? This is my third time.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Oh, I thought it was like eight. Okay, well. No, I'm not that old yet. You're done very well. No, you're only 25, and you're the vice chair of the Democratic National Committee. Very impressive. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:17:08 What does that job entail? So that job really helps to play a role in managing a lot of... He's 100% anti-Second Amendment. There's a lot of people. Like, I don't really like David Hogg in a lot of cases. The same with, like, AOC. But whenever she introduced a bill,
Starting point is 00:17:25 the cap credit card interest rates, 10%. I supported it. I think that it's important to disassociate people from ideas because if you can't do that, you run into the problem of demigoggery and you start basically worshipping people. And I think that's a bad idea. I think that again, like you can, there are people that you disagree with that have ideas that you do agree with. The DNC focuses on, which is things like the presidential primary. It's helping to be the campaign and waiting for the president. It's helping to manage the debate schedule
Starting point is 00:18:01 and helping to support our state parties and local parties around the country. It's a volunteer role I should add as well. So it's entirely volunteer capacity. So nothing. Yeah. But why? Oh, God. Yeah, I thought that shit was funny.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Let me see if there's any more parts of this in general. But yeah, let's see. Yeah, this is what I already saw before. But I did think that was kind of funny to show it up there.

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