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Episode Date: October 22, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 No, I'm done. I'm uninstalling this shit. I'm never playing this fucking game again. Massive waste of time. Good game, though. Games great. Game's great. No, the game's, it's a high quality good game. But like, I'm going to be honest, maybe it sounds like cringe to say. But it makes me feel really bad to play the game because I feel like I'm just losing and I'm just awful. Wait, I can just drive it. Wait, I am the tank. Oh shit. I don't know what to do. Okay, we're going to go over to D.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Uh Hit him Hit him, hit him, hit him Hit him Hit him Blow him up Boom up Fucking idiot
Starting point is 00:01:35 That's what you get bitch Who's mad now? I'm a winner Wait, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Wait What are they doing? Why are they Hey, hey, hey, hey
Starting point is 00:01:52 I feel like I'm a mammoth I'm getting hunted like a mammoth Can I run him over? Whoa, wait, wait, wait what? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I got it. Can I run these guys? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, your tank's on fire?
Starting point is 00:02:16 What? Well, I lost my gunner. If I had my gunner, that wouldn't have happened, okay? It's my team as fucking garbage. What a fucking idiot. Somebody else should be coming in through here, right? No. What about this retarded dick sucker over here?
Starting point is 00:02:42 Bro, the blue thing was right over his head. I thought that was another point. I thought that was somebody else. That's an anti-air? There's no gunner. What? No, it's not. Where is this guy?
Starting point is 00:03:07 See if I can move around. Reload here. Go up to the top. Got him. Somebody else. Okay. I'm going to try and get up to here. is you're going to try and come up through here
Starting point is 00:03:30 oh I think I'm dead is that a bad guy shit I didn't see him till too late got him okay I hate being here I hate being here man damn like I never understand why
Starting point is 00:04:38 the shotgun sometimes kills them and other times it just doesn't do anything I don't get that okay there's one that was a headshot maybe he's going to come
Starting point is 00:04:58 through here. There he is. Got him. Okay. Another one over there. Oh, man. Okay. I keep getting caught between these guys.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Maybe I can try to go in through here. Oh, I thought I'd be at the ceiling. Where are they? Dude. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. It's such chaos, man. Like, there's so many times, like, I just, I can't even see
Starting point is 00:05:37 what's a tally. happening. Bro, wait to be revived. Nobody revives me. Is that a good guy or that's a bad guy? Okay. Um, where are they? I'm gonna go up to the top. How am I, how can I not see anybody? I see somebody over here. That's a tank. Oh my God, bro. Like, yeah, it's, I was, I was back and forth. Stick and move. Yeah, bro, it was not good. Okay. Oh, you guys can't see my health. My bad. Move it up. I forgot about that. Shoot and move. Well, I just couldn't see him.
Starting point is 00:07:14 I'm running to challenge the points. I think I'll do okay here. All right. I'm trying to go to C. Oh my God. Jesus, dude, I'm just getting destroyed. This is crazy. I can't get a single shot out.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Okay, let's go back over here. Okay, weapons ass. No, I can't aim. That's the problem. If I could aim, I wouldn't have this problem. And I'm also too slow. I'm too slow on the draw. And so by the time that, uh, by a time I shoot somebody,
Starting point is 00:08:19 it's too late. Like I can't even... Oh, that's bad. Shit! Oh my god, bro, like... I'm trying my best. Try carbine plus DMR. Carbine is better at close range.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Yeah, I do feel like a lot of times, like, I, I, I feel like I'm getting cooked even at long range here too. Honestly, it's not just close range. Fuck! Yeah, you got to use the terrain? Well, even whenever they do, it's just too fast. Start shooting before you aim? I don't think that's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Shit! Okay. It needs a submachine gun? You have to play the role you select. You stay far and stay high. Okay, all right, all right. I'll play farther around. Maybe you're right.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Okay. I killed one guy. That's two. Oh, it's a tank. Okay. Not them. Okay, now we're cooking. We're doing pretty well. Dude, they're so fast. It's like there's some people, like they, I like, I can't even react that fast. I don't even know that they're there.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Okay. Let's try and get back up to where we were at. Okay. Not them. I don't see anybody. Okay, we, yeah, we killed somebody. That was pretty good. Okay. Okay, that guy died. Jesus Christ, like... Shit just at 2000 MS. It's like the decision making in the game. Like, I just can't make...
Starting point is 00:12:16 I just can't think that fast, man. Okay, let's try and do another one. We're too old for this game. Yeah. Shit! Where is he? Oh, is he underneath. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh! I had that! Okay. All right. Okay. Let's go the other way. Okay. No revive, yeah. Shoot your own teammate? Well no, I didn't even know it was him or not.
Starting point is 00:13:45 This game's not for you old man. I know bro, like this shit is hard. Things happen so fast in this game, I just can't... I can't react. I'm too slow. Okay, let's move around. Jesus, bro, from three of them. Oh my god. It won't so many reaction time. Yeah, but the difference is that like, that's a, like, it's just,
Starting point is 00:14:33 man, bro, like, I, I don't know what to do. Yeah, I don't know what to do. Maybe I'm gonna turn down my sensitivity. I'm gonna take it down to like three. Maybe that'll help me control it better. Shit, I almost died. Okay, we're good. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I'm just, I'm always surrounded by everybody. Why you shoot around the enemies and not into them? Because I just can't, I can't, I don't have motor. I don't have good motor skills. Like this, this might sound ridiculous, but... Let me see if I can kill this guy.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Fuck! Jesus Christ! I keep losing! Okay. It's going through here. Okay, I'm gonna go through here. Okay. All right, I thought there was gonna be somebody there.
Starting point is 00:17:50 I did. I was wrong. Okay. Well, I thought that were... Where are they? Well, I guess he's not even over there. Okay, never mind. What? I always... It's always at the wrong time, bro. Like, it's gonna get me. Yep. He gonna get me.
Starting point is 00:18:44 All right, at least I, I kill two people at least, right? Okay, let's move. That did pretty well though, I'll be honest. That was decent. Um, where are they? I don't see anybody. There's someone. Okay. Where are they? Okay. Where are they? Okay. Alright, uh, let's see, we'll do it again. The shit just happened too fast, man. I think the time to kill in this game is just too fast for me. Like, by the time that I even realize I'm getting shot, I'm dead. I just can't aim, bro. I can't aim.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I don't even know what I'm doing playing this game, bro. Like, honestly, I should just quit. I should actually just quit. This map's weird. No, I think this map's good. I like this map. Shit! I'm just, I'm too, I'm just, I'm always just, fucking, I'm just getting out maneuvered, man. Your gun sucks for your playstyle?
Starting point is 00:20:22 Well, what do you mean? Okay, I can probably get res, right? No. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I could try another gun, but I feel like it's not really going to make a difference. I mean, I'll try it. Why not? Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I don't know how I even hit him. I don't know how he didn't hit him. Another one over there. Where are they? There's one. Got him. Got him. We're doing okay right now.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Distracting me. That won't kill me. It's... Fuck. Fuck! I just said, dude, I got... I started getting hit, and I couldn't aim. That was my problem, bro.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Like, they keep moving? Yeah. Okay, he's dead. Okay. It's... It's... Fuck, it's so fast. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:37 You can't fucking a sniper. Are you good? Yeah, I mean, it's just... They're just... They're so fast. We got us in your squad? What if I told you I am Gus? Got lucky.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Shit, I didn't even see him. Okay. You'll adapt, don't worry. I don't think I will. Like, when I was in school, I didn't have to learn how to write properly because I had such bad motor movements. Like, I'm actually, like, not even kidding you.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Like, I, like, they, I had, like, a disability. because I couldn't move my hands in the right way. Yeah, you went to school? I did. I was like a third grade or something. So you just scribbled me too? Yeah, pretty much. Got him.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I didn't expect that. Got him. Shit. Shit! How are you alive? I don't know. I have no idea. But like, yeah, I legitimately have a, like, a condition
Starting point is 00:25:56 where, like, my motor movements are just, like, not. what they're supposed to be. Like I just, I can't move my hands in like the way that I think a normal person can for whatever reason. Okay. Oh my God. I miss every fucking time.
Starting point is 00:26:36 The ticks? No, it's more that I can only make jerky really fast motions. Like, that's what I'm good at. Something like that, right? I'm very good at a fast flick motion, but any sort of like controlled movement, I can't make.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Does that make sense? I'm about about. Yeah. Okay. Where are they? This is actually a really close game. Okay. 98.
Starting point is 00:27:34 I just can't, bro. Like, I cannot fucking move the right way. Oh my God. You don't have any sort of training because you're lazy? No, I just, I, I just can't, I can't do it. Like, because I tried to, um, so I tried to put like a thousand hours playing FPS before. Oh, we lost. Fuck. We almost won. I tried to put a thousand hours into an FPS and see if I would be good at it.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I never got better. That was a close game, though, at least. Yeah, I never improved. PubG? Yeah. And so, like, after that, I just quit because I felt like I was wasting my time. Increased field of view. I will actually do that. Let me change that. Okay, field of view. Where is it? Gameplay? Is it on gameplay? No, maybe graphics. Field of view.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Do 110. Okay, let's see if this makes it any better. I'm just getting old, bro, reduce shake. Yeah, like, I'm always shaking all the time. Like, I have extremely shaky hands and arms, and I can't, like, really sit still at all. I know it sounds weird, but that's, like, actually how it is. Yeah, like, because I'm an extremely anxious, like,
Starting point is 00:29:16 jittery person. And that's why, like, for me, that's why I don't play or do anything that stresses me out. Because, like, my default is being super stressed out like that. So I'm, like, super afraid of doing anything like that that's going to put me in that position. So yeah, Melunas are anxious generation? Yeah, I'm extremely anxious. I can't fucking see him. Fuck!
Starting point is 00:30:09 Okay. Do you have dyspraxia? I don't know what they call it. I think they called it like dysgraphia or something like that. I think. I'm not really sure. Okay. No, they're going.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Well, maybe I can just go over here. This could be good. It's too slow, bro. I'm just too slow. Okay. Flank him? Yeah, it didn't work. I ran all the way over there for nothing.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Okay. Where's this guy? Killed by somebody else. Yep. Just Rastas Leicesteros? Writings are all over the place. He had double handicap on writing skills? Yeah, I actually couldn't write.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I almost like, like, this is going to sound. really embarrassing, but I almost failed art class because I couldn't do any calligraphy. Like, I couldn't draw or, like, write properly at all. Because it required, like, fluid motion, and I just couldn't do it. Oh, I killed that guy? How the fuck did I kill him? Why did they fail you for that? Because I was failing the, like, they had assignments. I had to do it a certain way, and I couldn't do it that way. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:31 I guess I can just take this area, right? Are there people here? No. They're so fast. They're so fast? Yeah, okay. Um, shit! Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:33:24 Okay, all right, I'll try. I'll try, everybody always wants me to try another gun. I will try the LM instead. Because, like, honestly, it can't really get worse than this, right? So I might as well. It has better sights? It's pretty slow. Yeah, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:34:08 starting to feel like the problem's me and not the gun. Yeah, I'm really certain to get that feeling. Okay, have I tried to AR? Yeah. Okay, let me go over there. Oh. Oh, I thought that was a... I don't even know what I got hit by. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:34:51 What the hell just happened? Okay. Oh, somehow I killed somebody. He was one hit. Oh, I thought that was a guy on my team. Shit. You could remember revive there? No, it wouldn't have happened.
Starting point is 00:35:15 There was two guys there. Okay. You can hit fire that close too? Maybe. I feel like hip firing in this game isn't very good. It's just too fast. It's too fast. It's too fast.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Oh, God. Because you're not playing a role you select? Um, I don't think that's really it, man. I hate the shotgun. I feel like the shotgun's really good if you know how to use it. I've probably gotten more kills with a shotgun than any other gun. You gotta slow down and get a cover? Yeah, no, I mean, I feel like people are running around all the time.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Try to just camp. Okay. Shit! Fuck! Okay, let me go over there. Okay, let's go up through here. Got him. Okay, maybe hit firing is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:37:38 What the fuck, right? I mean, what am I supposed to do there? I feel like if I hit any of them, I'm good. Okay. You got grenades? I don't even know what, let me guess G is grenade. Yeah. What the fuck? I- how did the fuck did they...
Starting point is 00:38:11 Shit! Okay, let's go. They're so fast, bro. Like... Everything... shit just happens so fast in this game. Let me try and get inside this. Okay, no, that's dead. Okay. I mean, I did go up against two guys there. I think if it was up against one, I would have been okay.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Or at least I would have been better. Every time, every time this shit happened. Like this as soon as I try to shoot somebody it's somebody else there. Okay, there's somebody in there. We're having a bad time We're having a really bad time. This is not good. We're five and twelve five and twelve Did I get somebody? Did I kill somebody? I think I did. Okay, that was good. Okay Yes, all right, nice. Is this your first FPS game? No. I wish. Okay Somebody explained in wild terms where his support role is? It's like a fucking, it's like a rep paladin.
Starting point is 00:40:46 It doesn't do anything. Okay. Where are they? Jesus, bro. He hit me three, four times? Oh my God. Okay. Try and go up through here.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Going through here. I got lucky there. Let's go over to here. It's two guys. Map looks way too restricted. Yeah, this area, this map is really hard. Okay. Um, fuck, I can't go over there. Map is ass. Well, it's so close. It's so close quarters that...
Starting point is 00:42:46 And chaotic, it's hard to even know what's going on. Is there anybody here? No. Yep. That's what happens. That's what happens, bro. Like, yep. That's life. Okay. Maybe we go around. All right, let's do it. Is death? Everything is death for me. Yeah, every, every activity has been the same thing.
Starting point is 00:43:41 There's H's a H2-Had chat? Oh yeah. I'm, oh, fuck, oh, like, I'm getting fucking destroyed. This is bad. I'm gonna try and just use the other gun. I'm gonna just try and use the sniper, because, like, I feel like I'm not getting any kills with this gun anyway. It's just a waste of time. Like, I'm just, I'm just too slow.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Okay. Oh, oh, fuck. Have your gun ready? Yeah, I was ready. It's just I wasn't ready as fast as they were ready. Okay. Is he dead? Oh, he's dead.
Starting point is 00:45:34 Oh, he's dead. Oh, damn, bro. Like, shit. I need to camp. I feel like if I camp, I'd just wait to die. I feel like if I camp, I'm just waiting for somebody to walk by and shoot me. Just ignore it. I don't know how I'm not dead. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Well, can't win them all. Okay, uh, let's try it again. It's a camping game? Yeah. So close yet so far. I know. You say, or do you get the worst?
Starting point is 00:47:17 You get FPS games? Um, like, the only FPS games I really played back in the day was, like, Halo 2 and Counter-Strike. And, like, I didn't really play,
Starting point is 00:47:27 like, competitively, so it's, like, I felt like I was pretty good, but, like, that was a long time ago. Oh, I thought that was a guy. Bottom. 20 years ago, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Move in. Oh! Fuck! I almost had it. Okay. Average skill player level has gone up lots in's halo 3 yeah i think it definitely has wait there's somebody over there there's not oh shit there was how the fuck did oh my god but i can't yeah okay maybe i can shoot this guy now
Starting point is 00:49:36 he's got to be like right in here right oh i guess he's not here okay i can hit them when they don't move sometimes that one didn't work shit oh wait i'm a lot of Survived. What? How the fuck do I not see that guy? I don't even understand. Like, I felt like I was aiming right at him. Okay, maybe they're still over here.
Starting point is 00:51:31 I don't know. Got him. Okay. All right, I killed somebody. Got him. Shit. Okay. Try it again.
Starting point is 00:52:33 It's not good, boys. Not good at all. 12 and 24. Really not so good. Okay. All right. I've got to uninstall this game. I have to uninstall this game.
Starting point is 00:53:02 I have to quit. I have to quit. I have to quit this game. I've played this shit for too long. It's got to stop. I'm done. I'm so done. I am finished with this shit.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Give me a minute. I'm leaving the menu, quitting. I'm done. Just get better. I won't get better. I know myself. I will not get better. It's a waste of time
Starting point is 00:53:28 Play Megabong I probably should play I have to play games like that bro Like I cannot play these Like skill-based PVP games I can't do it I'm sorry I tried to go back and do it another day
Starting point is 00:53:42 And put another day into it And see if it gets any better No I'm done I'm uninstalling this shit I'm never playing this fucking game again Massive waste of time Good game though Games great
Starting point is 00:53:55 Game's great No the games it's a high quality good game. But like I just I'm going to be honest. Maybe it sounds like cringe to say but it makes me feel really bad to play the game because I feel like I'm just losing and I'm just awful, right?
Starting point is 00:54:09 And like I just, I don't want to feel that way. It's just not really my type of thing. Like I just, it's not for me. Like any sort of like a PVP game, I just can't do it. Like I can't play PVP games in general. If I don't do it, what ends up
Starting point is 00:54:27 happening is that I will go back to it and play it again and make myself mad. And so, like, that's really what it is. And I feel like just better, I'm better off not doing that. Yeah, it's not worth the stress. Yeah, yeah, I feel, I've always felt that way about myself, right? It's like, the more that I do it, the more I get annoyed.

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