Asmongold TV - This Schizo Game Cooked Me | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: February 7, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This game, I saw this on Twitter, and it looked so ridiculous that I thought we would try it out. It's a schizo game? Uh, yeah, it probably is, actually. It definitely is the Dreamcast Acid game. Well, let's find out. This game looks like it came out on Sega CD, okay? Here we go. Better than Wow.
Starting point is 00:00:23 Obviously, it's better than World of Warcraft. Everybody knows that. Made with Unity. Oh, my God. This is an experience that I have no idea what it's going to be like. Yeah, this is to benchmark my 50-90, okay guys? So I can know if it's good. No, yeah, the game does, there's no settings.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Like there's no, I can't do anything here. It's just new game load game. All right, let's try it. Slot one, two, or three. Okay, and if you mouse over it, it changes colors. Great. Okay. Um, let's go ahead. I guess we're gonna go with slot one. I think that's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Initialize global time trial record. What the fuck? So, okay. This makes sense. Sure. So you're the frog? Great. Oh, this is me. Okay, so, um, a butterfly saw a frog and told me, uh-oh. It's a black hole. And there's a bell coming... Shit.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, ho! You gotta watch out! And send in the Rubik's cubes? Oh! Is it time to be a hero? Wow. Nice. Is he the chosen one?
Starting point is 00:03:10 This is good. What? Is it breaking the reality? No way it's gonna break the sky open. Is this simulation? Yeah. That guy's like bad, I guess. He's got a hammer.
Starting point is 00:03:55 hammer. The fuck. Oh, I'm going into another dimension. Damn, what the fuck? Oh, my God. Oh, he got the long boy right here. Oh, that's COVID. Oh, oh, oh, okay. All right. Oh, oh. Yes. Yes. Wait, it's called Idiot's Domain. Okay, so I can, all right, so this is, so I can grab. Wait, what is this here? I'm blocking, I think. Okay, so... Alright, so I'm in the game. Ha ha! You freed me. Okay, so I go on this?
Starting point is 00:05:27 I guess I have to go on all three of these, right? Not that it matters. Wait, what? Wait, well, what the fuck do I do? Well, how do I... How do I attack? Wait, what? I got a lost gear. What the fuck is a lost gear?
Starting point is 00:06:03 What, I... How the hell does this work? It has to be an oh fuck. I thought, shit. Okay, put the blocks on the buttons. I can't. I, I... Okay, maybe I go over this way. Okay, oh, I've got stamina here.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Wait, did I just kill him? Wait, now I'm learning. Wait a second, wait a second, I'm learning now. Okay, so I have to grab the blocks. Is that right? No, I don't think that's the way it works. Okay, so... So, oh, wait, I just got, what did I just get? I got three stars?
Starting point is 00:07:10 What are all am I supposed to do with this star? Okay, um, so maybe I need to go into this. No, sprint on all the bottoms. Okay, step on the four buttons, put in a time frame. I don't know if I can, it's too fast. Okay, we're gonna try it again. Okay. Alright, so I'm gonna get my souls back.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Like, if I try to do this really fast, wait, does it actually want me to do it that fast? That's insane if it is. Okay, let's go. Wait, that's actually really hard to do. Wait, is this game actually hard? What the fuck? This is like the first level, it's already hard.
Starting point is 00:08:38 This place, what was it say? Oh my God. Wait, so can I kill this guy? Okay, what about the knight? Can I beat the knight? Dude. Okay, I'm getting away. I'm running away.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I'm running away. I'm almost out of health. I'm almost out of health. All right, we got to go. Yeah, this game's super fucking hard. This is crazy. Okay. All right, do I need to go up there?
Starting point is 00:09:14 No, I don't. Okay, let's go back this way. Okay. I need to get my pogo stick. Oh, I can build momentum by jumping. Oh my. Look, look. Wait. Wait, what? What the hell am I supposed to do now? I'm dead. Okay, that's good. Wait, there's no way I'm supposed to jump this fast.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Shit! Equip your staff? Wait, there's a... How do I... I don't know how to... you can equip things? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me figure this out. Okay. So, okay. So now I have the staff. Okay. Shit! I gotta get these guys. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Okay, okay, all right, we're trying to figure this out. I know you guys might not believe me, but this is actually hard. Okay, so I can, I can melee? Okay. Okay, so that's how I have to move myself over. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:52 All right, all right, now we're ready. So the mobs don't even despawn after I lose. She, wait, they, they follow me all the way up that way. Okay. Okay, now, if I hold it down, oh, this is big. Oh, this is really big. Yes, yes, I'm out, I'm out. Okay, all right, let me go over here.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Wait, but how do I go up? How do I go up that way? Okay, wait a second. Fuck. Dude, this is, how is this so hard? I, Change weapon? Wait, what? Lost gear. What does this even say?
Starting point is 00:13:07 An idiot's hat. Okay, well, I'm gonna take this off and then I'm gonna, wait, what did I just do? Okay, I'm gonna put on the gear. I, wait, I can't equip anything. Wait, now it didn't let me, it doesn't let me equip. It's broken. Okay. Alright. I'm trying to figure it out how to get... Can you build momentum? The game is surprisingly responsive.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Are you kidding me? Wall Run? I can't really do that. We'll get the keybines? Wait, you thought this game had a menu? It doesn't have a menu? This is it. It says music, environment, sound effects,
Starting point is 00:14:23 media, radio, there's nothing here. There's no menu for the game. There's no settings for the game. Turn on the radio? Okay, let me turn on the radio. The buttons don't work. I'm trying, I'm trying to get, look, I'm trying to get on top of this fucking thing. Like, I'm doing my best guys. Okay? I just, my best is fucking garbage. Equip the hat. Okay, I'm gonna put the the hat back on, okay? Wait, so I need to have the hat. Okay. Right click for wall run? No. You can't wall run. What do you mean? Um, why is it getting louder? I don't know. Jump, restart. Should I just restart? Wait, I can't. There's, it just says quit. Okay, we're going to figure this out, okay, guys. Figure it out. Don't be a pussy. I'm trying. Can you bounce hot.
Starting point is 00:16:18 in somewhere? Not that I'm aware of. Because I keep getting stuck here. You can aim up with the charge. No, it doesn't let me. Left plus right click is wall run. Wait, now it doesn't let me do it. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. Base! Wait. What? What? I... What do mean it didn't work? Okay, I can just wall run up here, right? I can, I can wall run up here, right? I, I should be able to, right? right? But it doesn't let me. Okay. Stand-in-a? Okay, all right, I'm gonna wait for stamina to come back. You have to be in the air at a wall run? It doesn't seem that way to me. Sometimes it lets me do it, other times it doesn't. Okay, I'm gonna try to go up through this way.
Starting point is 00:18:15 It's like I You need to right click It doesn't work Okay Stop attacking a wall No no I got it guys I got it I got it's gonna it's gonna work okay Maybe I can only wall
Starting point is 00:18:36 wall jump up here No it's alright guys we got it Try blue try the blue one okay let me try the blue one Why did it work the first time But I can't figure Okay I need to figure this out
Starting point is 00:18:58 I don't know why it works sometimes and why it doesn't. Left and right click at the same time? I do that. Okay. All right. I've got to practice. All right. We're going to practice wall jumping, okay? I, I don't understand. It's because your inputs are bad. Okay. All right. I'm trying to, maybe look up.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That's a good idea. I jump first. Okay. I can't do it. I can't figure it out. Hold left and then right. I don't know if I can do this guys I'm having trouble I can't figure out the controls okay okay are you clicking or holding uh both I've tried both put the weapon away no because the weapon works before it was fine let me put the weapon away give me a minute okay all right we're taking a weapon away I I did it doesn't work it doesn't work
Starting point is 00:20:50 Shit! Okay, give me a minute. I'm gonna using a stick again. Okay. All right. Now you're just spamming? I just... It worked on blue walls?
Starting point is 00:21:18 There's no way it works on only blue walls. There's no way it only works on blue walls. Right? Okay, give me a minute. People say hold, no spam. Okay. I think we figured it out. I have to hold it.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Okay. That must be it. Okay, I think that's it. That's what it was. Okay. But I can't, now I can't do it again. But work before, now I can't do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Well, how'd I get the double jump? Wait a second. No, no, no. We're...
Starting point is 00:22:25 Okay. Shit! Okay. Alright, we're just gonna go up this way. It's fine. He's 100% trolling us. I I I I I I wrong like my my brain does not intuit things like I don't understand things the way a normal person understands things I know it sounds ridiculous but I just I don't learn or understand things the way like a normal person would like at all so any form of oh my god yeah yeah okay give me a minute I got focus no fuck okay give me a minute Okay Shit
Starting point is 00:23:31 Okay, give me Alright, we're trying it again Okay This is a tutorial Shut up Shit, shit Shit, shit Okay, all right
Starting point is 00:24:04 Give me a minute Okay Okay, I don't know what the fuck to do Maybe I just go all the way up there Maybe that's what I do That's what I do I know why I do Just go all the way up here
Starting point is 00:24:37 Okay, this is easy Okay, yeah yeah yeah this is easy Okay, yeah yeah Yeah yeah this is what we do Okay. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Let me go here. Shit.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Okay. All right. All right. Now I... Damn it. Now I'm at the bottom of the pit again. Motherfucker. Okay. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. I got one. I got one. Okay. Okay. We've got two more. Okay. This is it. This is it. We're doing well.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Okay. All right. All right. All right. This is me. This is me. I didn't even mean to do that. No, I didn't mean it. Shit! I hit the wrong... Fuck! I can't control my hands!
Starting point is 00:26:40 Okay, give me a minute. All right. Okay. All right, all right, all right, we're fine. Okay. Give me a minute. All right. We're coming back. We're coming back. Everything's fine. Okay. All right. Got it. No, no. Motherfucker. Are you kidding me? Okay, let me go over here? No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I figured out the... I figured out the patterns in the matrix.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I figured it out. Gentlemen? Yes. Okay. We've made it. I did it. I did it. What the hell is this?
Starting point is 00:28:19 Hold space. I... Dash down? How do I do that? Break these? That's a good idea. Let me break these. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Nice. Nice. Okay. It doesn't... And I can't face downward, so it doesn't really work. Um Jump up, dash down, look up No, it doesn't work Okay, slam attack?
Starting point is 00:29:16 I can't do that At least I don't think so Okay Give me a minute I've got to get my stamina back Brought the top wall and jump down I mean, why not, right? Why not? Why not?
Starting point is 00:29:52 Uh, okay Drop the rusted gear on it? Okay, let me try that. Okay. It doesn't work. The inventory doesn't work. I Wait, now my hat's gone. Shit Give me a minute. I'm putting my hat back on. Okay. Jump from the top, the top. Okay, I'm trying to do that. Shit. You can leave the hat on. I am. The hat is on.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Okay, maybe I have to drop in it as a cannonball. No. Fuck, are you kidding me? You have to pogo on it? Really. Is that it? It doesn't work. Slamme? attack is tab we're moving forward okay I'm gonna go up there what what do you mean it turned off that's right oh what do you mean I just died no no go back up go back up go back up go back up go back up go back up go back up good okay all right all right all right now we're doing it yes yes yeah no no no no no I got to go back over to there? Okay, no, no, I...
Starting point is 00:33:04 Shit, are you fucking kidding? God damn it. Okay. All right, give me a minute. I gotta think. All right. Okay, we're gonna go through this. Shit!
Starting point is 00:33:34 Go up the wall, up the wall, up the wall, up the wall. Up the wall. No. Damn it. Okay. Let's go back this one. All right. Okay, give me a minute.
Starting point is 00:34:38 All right, now... Okay, I have a strategy now. I have a strategy now. Bro! Bro, is this real? Is this a real fucking game? Are you kidding me? Okay. Oh my fucking God.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Alright. We're not falling off the edge again. We're not having any of this happen. I'm playing this game for real this time, okay? I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead. I...
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's fucking over. It's so fucking over. It's... Yes. Yes. Go right back up. I'm gonna go right back up. It's gonna be fine. Alright. Alright, so now... Okay. Okay. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm the battle master. We do not lose. Ha ha ha. I'm the fucking best. There we go. All right. Holy shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:28 What? Wait. What did I get? Wait, what's... That's right. I got a... fairy. I think that's good, right? I'm pretty sure it's good. Okay, so, uh, what the fuck? Do I have to go through this hole? Got it? Okay. I have to go to the castle. That's where Bowser's at. Jesus Christ, I almost fucking died. Good? This way. Wait, he's telling me what to do. Okay, okay. I'm actually making progress now. Come out of the pot, see what happens. The Guardian is close? Wait, who's the- who the fuck is the Guardian?
Starting point is 00:39:22 Fuck you bitch. No. I have to get- all right, now I have two fairies. Wait. What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Wait. I thought they're... What?
Starting point is 00:40:04 What? Push him off. Kill the purple guy? Go outside? Just go up. Just go up. Just go up. That's all I need to do is just go up. I'm just gonna go up. Okay. All right, this is fine. Yeah, this, no, it's fine. It's fine. Like, I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm becoming a master.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm almost dead. I'm gonna be dead really soon. But I'm not fucking dead right now. I'm not fucking dead right now. Okay. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna play it safe. Okay. I'm gonna play it really safe. I'm playing it really safe. I've got to climb the castle. I got to do it the right. Oh, fuck. I can't. All right, let me focus. I can do this. I am the best. I'm the best. I can climb the castle. Going all the way to top now. All the way to the top. All the way to the top. Yes. Yes. Wait. Who the fuck is that? Is that the end of the level? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:43:18 But how's that not the end of... What? Wait. Is this a boss? I think this might be a fucking boss. It is, it's a health bar. Idiot giant. Okay. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:44:12 What the hell just happened to me? Did I, wait, he put me all the way back at the start screen? What the fuck? Are you kidding me? I, why do I even have a health bar? I, I fell into a trap? What, by playing the game? Okay, give me a mess.
Starting point is 00:44:53 I'm a battle master. I can get back really quick. This is not even a big deal. I'm a gamer. Okay. I'm gonna activate my gamer since. Got it. See? See, I told you. Fuck. I got hit. Shit! It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Literally health doesn't matter. Nothing matters in this game, except for... Except for things that don't matter. Like, if some... if you think something doesn't matter in this game, it does. If you think something doesn't matter... Well, you know what I...
Starting point is 00:45:41 Wait a minute. I think I might have figured out an exploit. So if your stamina can re-gen... No, never mind. This game cannot be exploited. Who's mad? Who's mad? Okay, here we go. Wait. I didn't mean to... Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do now? Do I have to kill these guys?
Starting point is 00:47:00 I... Maybe I got a tab on them. Yes. Oh, my pogo stick regenerates pogoing internet. It doesn't fucking I don't know what to do. All right, it's time. Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it, I know what to do.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Next, this is me. Told you guys, I'm good. All right, next. All right, I'm not gonna get fancy. I'm not gonna get fancy, I'm just gonna do what I need to do. Just gonna do what I need to do. Not a problem. Here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Another one, come on. Do it again, bitch. What's wrong? Okay. We're safe. Wait, this is the same place I was already at. Shit. I, it's a shortcut?
Starting point is 00:49:50 There's no shortcut here, guys. This game, you can't take shortcuts in this game, okay? Is this a shortcut? Wait, no, there's not. Wait, what the hell is this? Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Oh, oh, I thought I was at the beginning of the game. I got myself confused.
Starting point is 00:50:44 It's okay. Shit happens. It's fine. I think I'm becoming a master at this game. I'm not sure, but I think that might be what's happening. I, yeah, I think I am. Yeah, it seems that way. Yep, I definitely am becoming a master. A new main game? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I'm starting to understand. I'm starting to figure it out. No jail this time? No, I'm almost full health. I'm in a very, very good situation. Okay. Let me get my health back. My, uh, my energy.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Okay. Fucking dick sucker. Fucking dick sucker. I just, that's the way it goes, okay? All right, I got a speed run. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. Who's not dead? Me.
Starting point is 00:53:48 That's right. All right, now we're improving. We're getting a lot better now. I'm becoming a champion. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, good. Shit! Go up this way. Alright, all right, I'm gonna stay focused now. I did that on purpose, see? You turn a negative into a positive
Starting point is 00:55:16 I'm gonna get my stamina back. We're gonna be okay. What the hell was that? So I can't even get a... My god. Oh my god. I Okay, give me a minute. All right, so I'm gonna go all the way up here. See, I'm fine. I'm literally fine. I was almost not for fine. Hands off the keyboard. Hands off the keyboard. Hands off. Okay. So, do I need to go up to the top of this? I feel like I don't. Wait, I've already been through all of this already. Holy shit. To the moon? And so that doesn't do anything either. Okay. I don't. I feel like this isn't gonna go well. There's a button. It didn't work. I, okay, I know what to do now.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Shit. Hit his purple hands. Okay. I'm gonna try and go directly for his head. I'm gonna try and go directly for his head right now. Drop the cage? I can't. Yo! Yo! I'm that guy! I'm not gonna get greedy. I'm not gonna get greedy. I'm that guy. I am that guy.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Okay. All right. You're waiting for the one shot? You're waiting a while. It's not gonna happen. This is the way winners play video games. You understand? Gentlemen? Who is here? Who was here? Curious. Oh, the doors opened. The doors open.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Yes. An energy shrine. Conven. Wait, how do I click Convee? I don't know what any of this is. Okay, um, power. I offer energy. But I can't.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Intra- there's nothing that... I... It doesn't... I... not, I... Tribute? What? Huh? I maxed out ecstasy.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Okay, offer energy and travel. Wait. Orb hollow. Oh no. Chaos core. Wait, do I have to go... No fucking way. Oh, it's a fairy
Starting point is 01:03:40 I didn't get it I have to go back and get it It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, doesn't matter It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter I get it right now Okay, I got the fairy You finish the tutorial? What?
Starting point is 01:04:09 So I have to, I know I have to go there There's no way I don't have to go there The temple? Yes, I have to go to temple Shut up, dick sucker, get away from me Okay, we're going to the temple now I feel like I'm getting way better I'm getting way better at this game. I think I'm actually good at the game now. I was about to quit on that fucking wall running thing. I didn't know how to fuck that shit worked.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Luckily, I didn't. You know why? I was like if I fail on this, it's gonna be the shittiest YouTube video ever. Okay. Talk. My little bluebirds have escaped. I, I, I, oh, that's the flight of cages that heading her all around the island. Please help me find them. There are 10 in total. Bring them all back to me. I shall be deeply grateful.
Starting point is 01:06:31 I have to get the birds. Where the fuck are the birds? What do you mean? Where are they? I don't see them. Maybe they're in the house. It would make sense if the bird was in the house, right? Hello?
Starting point is 01:07:07 This looks like a bird house. There's no birds in the house. Why is this song kind of slapping? It's good. What? That was a fake wall. Okay. What?
Starting point is 01:07:39 Wait, what? I... Oh my... Wait, why is he here? Okay, I'm gonna go kill this gun. Wait, okay. What I have to do. I know what I must do.
Starting point is 01:08:17 Alright, pussy. You ready? Dude, he takes no damage. This is gonna take like an hour. I'll make his ass right now. Wait. What's that? the fuck oh my god where's he going i got no stats maybe that's it okay it's a laser
Starting point is 01:09:35 okay i know what to do are you telling me did i have to hit the fucking flower wait i'm at half health now oh my god oh it's a penguin i'm actually doing it like i'm beating his dick off you thought i I can. Shit, I didn't know if I had a minimum stamina or not. I am. It's happening right now. Okay, go up here. I'm avoiding, I'm avoiding. Okay, all right, we're doing really well. We're doing really well. Bitch! I think I might even kill him. Shit. I, okay, give me a minute. All right, all right, let me think about it. Let me think about it. Okay, I'm gonna get up here. I'm gonna get up here, then I'm gonna attack him. Oh yeah, it's over. It's over. It's over. He's dead. He's 100% dead. I got to run.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Your health bar? It doesn't matter. My health bar doesn't matter. Wait, I can't get up there. Okay, we're going to wait for him over here. I heard green pot seal you? Probably, yeah. Tap jump his head? I don't think that works.
Starting point is 01:14:52 I'm trying, guys. I'm trying. This isn't easy. I know it might look like it's easy. It's not fucking easy. I'm literally just punching him in the dick. He's almost dead. I gotta wait for my stamina? What a bunch of bullshit that was!
Starting point is 01:15:55 Are you kidding me? Fuck you. Fuck this game. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I can't get mad. I can't get mad. If I get mad, I lose. Right in the dick. Right, no way he's...
Starting point is 01:16:31 He's probably still like almost dead though, right? Like, there's no way... There's no way. There's no way he's reset. Wait. Wait. There. No, I'm coming back for him. I'm coming back for him.
Starting point is 01:17:00 I don't know where I am. Please, if he's, if he is, if his health is fucking back up at 100%, I'm going to kill myself. Not yet. Okay, we got, we got repositioned. We're repositioning. It's time. Okay, we have to fight him here. We have to fight him here.
Starting point is 01:18:54 What do you mean? It doesn't work. What do you mean I can't? All right, all right. We have to go for his eye. We're gonna go for his eye this time, okay? Wait, his eyes gone. Wait, it's only his arm.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Is he dead? Damn. We actually beat his fucking ass. I didn't expect that at all. No loot? No, I didn't get shit out of that. I didn't get anything. Okay, all right, I gotta take a break.
Starting point is 01:20:26 I wanted to make sure that I ended on a high note. Go back. No, there's no loot. What do you mean? There's no loot. What do you mean? Entropic parasite? What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:21:08 What the fuck is that? Okay, alright. I'll talk about the game for a few minutes. So, besides not knowing how the fuck to wall run, I really hate to say it, but this game plays extremely well. It's very responsive. It is, it's very responsive. And I've never played a game like this.
Starting point is 01:21:37 I'll tell you that. I've never played a game like this at all. And, yeah, remember to hit save? Oh, right. Yeah, let me save the game. Okay, yeah, for sure. Wow. Save, please, I will.
Starting point is 01:21:56 I just save. Cool mechanics. Graphics are a little too crazy. This is a Sega CD game, man. This is all working as intended. Playing this game, especially fighting that boss, you know what it made me feel like? It made me feel like I was watching attack on Titan.
Starting point is 01:22:12 You're hopelessly outmatched. Everything is against you. The entire game is made for you to fucking fail. It's massively punishing. Everything's going wrong. And no, really, that's the way that I feel. Like, it's better than Assassin's Creed Shadows. Well, I mean, that's not really saying a lot.
Starting point is 01:22:33 You know what I mean? But, yeah, the game is called Eternity. egg. And I saw it on Twitter and I was like, okay, well, we should try this out and see what it's like. And, man, that was pretty fucking funny. The boss was called Aaron, by the way, was it? I don't even know. So, yeah, I want to play nights now. Yeah, yeah, it does remind you of that game, doesn't it? And so there's also a rhythm to, like, kind of hitting the like the pogo stick at the right time. where like you can actually like there's like a there's a degree of like gameplay here
Starting point is 01:23:22 I'll say good speed runnable game oh yeah I mean like watching somebody that knows how to play the game really well that's practiced it is probably going to be pretty fun to watch like even like for example it felt good being able to like go through some of the like the places like at the beginning that I kind of knew what I was doing at that point and I'm like okay I'm gonna try to like do this really fast and that felt even that felt good to do right so yeah I'd say I'd say the game was pretty good. It was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Actually, that's not true.
Starting point is 01:23:53 I think that this game was exactly what I thought it was going to be. Like, whatever my expectation was, this game pretty much met the expectation. Feels like what first Dark Souls games I played? Yeah. It does feel kind of weird and like watch a speed run, at least at the first level. Yeah, maybe. People hitting on the graphics is crazy. This is peak.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Yeah, I mean, it's definitely an acquired. taste, right? And so, like, obviously, uh, you know, for some people, they're probably not going to like it. Oh, you can talk to a clock guy too. What the fuck? Want to play? No. No, oh my God, nah. Sure not. The time will come. So this is like a speed run thing, I guess. Oh my God. The clock demon, acquired mental illness. I don't think this is a mental illness game, but I can see why people would say that. I can definitely see why they would say that So you have to get every single fucking bird too
Starting point is 01:25:07 Which is gonna take I only found one bird I didn't realize I could pogo for extra stamina Where's he got it? All right good So best mental illness game is Coffin of Andy and Lely Yeah except for the people that are big fans of that game Don't think they're mentally ill That's the problem That's the difference
Starting point is 01:25:42 the stages have a lot of collectibles though oh i know i mean like the game is uh like it's definitely a it's a ridiculous game right it obviously is a ridiculous game but it's a ridiculous game and uh like i would say like did i have fun playing the game yeah i did i did now like i i don't know it's like you know like for the aesthetic is it like important to like not tell anybody what to do in the game right That way it's like kind of this like, uh, esoteric, um, fucking, just like weird, kind of spontaneous experience, or is it better to like at least tell people what the controls are? I mean, I don't know. You were losing it?
Starting point is 01:26:32 I'm going to be honest. Like, I was really mad trying to figure out that fucking, that wall jumping thing. I was like, what the fuck is going on? And then when that boss fucking killed me and I respawned at the beginning of the stage, I was like, maybe I should just go lay down, right? Angry at a children's game? The, this game is aged. This game is marketed at an average audience of like, I'd say like 31.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Yeah, like about 31 years old. Yeah, there's no kids playing this shit. Kids play this shit for like a minute and then they're like, I can't play this. It's too hard and they're not going to quit. That's my age. Yeah, that's how it is. The jars much serve some purpose That I'm sure they do
Starting point is 01:27:26 Do I get his ass? Oh Damn, that guy has ass beat Oh, he just respawned randomly Okay Well, anyway, I can totally see furries getting into this. I don't think furries are going to get into this, guys.
Starting point is 01:27:56 I'm sorry to say. Yeah, this isn't really a furry game. Eternity Egg What an experience. Wow. Take out the new Druid update. I don't know if I will or not. have no idea i'll figure something out right i mean why not but anyway gentlemen i really appreciate
Starting point is 01:28:17 everybody watching today thank you guys everybody so much and um yeah i'm gonna be back on tomorrow and uh yeah you're gonna finish it i don't i don't know i think probably it's gonna take like hours to finish that game uh so there i'll probably play that uh the fucking what do you call it what was the game i was going to play uh the ai game tomorrow i think i'm probably going to play that but we'll see what happens um anyway guys thank you all very much for watching. I really, I recommend you back up your saves. Okay, so the game doesn't even save right. All right. Great. So anyway, guys, thank you all so much for watching. I really appreciate it. I hope everybody had a good time. I certainly did. And I will see you all tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:28:56 All right, boys. Peace. See ya.

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