Asmongold TV - This Will Make People Mad | Asmongold

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

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Everybody has been criticizing the way that I have been playing Eldon Ring. And I understand. I do. Because some people spent like hours doing a boss and I spent minutes and they're pissed. So what I want to do is show people that I can make them even more pissed off than they already are. So I want to use a build today with no. no attacks. Completely summons, maybe a few little consumables and pots and things like that. We are going total fucking AFK. I'm going to be hiding in the corner while the other summons do all the damage.

I'm playing Pokemon today, guys, and we're going to catch them all. I've never done this. I have never until I fought bail for the course. Questline, I have never used to summon in a from software game in my life. I want something that has high faith in arcane. Like, I really like the faith in arcane. What's this one here? Confessor? I think it's between confessor and profit.

Confessor sounds better. I think we go with Griffith. Yeah, I do. Or not Griffith. Sorry. The prophet, the one next Griffith. because this has 16 faith that starts right off, it gives me a shield, and it has 10 arcane. Confessor is a Mageblade. Profit is for buffing. Yeah, and so I want to use profit. I think that's the right decision.

Profit is better? Yeah, I think so too. And 14 mind. Yeah, yeah. Oh, actually, you know what? Yeah, that's 100% the right option. Yeah, this is 100%. Type A, obviously. Okay, name ABC. I like that. Always be cheating. That's right. Age, old. Origin, profit, keepsake. Medallion laid with... No, I don't need that.

And it's between Roon. Don't care about that. Golden Seed. I might go with this. I think I want to go with the ashes. Because I don't want the pot. I don't want the key. I don't want the bewitching branch.

A prawn. Who cares about this? Shabiri's woe. Who cares about this? I think we go with the fucking asses. Send in the dudes. Yeah, I know. Let's do that.

This is a summon build. That's what I should do. Okay, choose base template. And we're going to go, obviously, hmm. I think this looks like a necromancer. That's definitely a necromancer. Let me listen to this.

I'm not going to listen to that because that's the one I already have. Yeah, we're going to go with that. Ultra skin color. He's going to be super. Oh, my God. No, not that white. Okay, um, about like that, I'd say somewhere around. I actually, let me see.

Oh yeah, yeah, like that. That's really good. Alterface. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is really good. Face structure. Okay, back. And then hair.

What is the most disgusting hair? I actually think it might be this one. I'm going to be honest. Hmm. 32? No. I think we actually go with this. This looks really good.

And then solid white hair. Actually, um, bro, he looks like a necromancer Donald Trump almost. I don't know if I want to go with that. Um, I'll give him gray hair.

And then Luster, we'll move that. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that. That's really good. Yeah, I like that a lot.

Root darkness. Okay, where's this? Uh, I'll do this. Like, Maybe like right here, white hairs. Probably, yeah, yeah, probably right here.

That should be fine. All right, back. Okay, eyebrows. I don't really care a lot about this, to be honest with you. Okay, a brow color, white hairs. Don't give a fuck about this. Okay, facial hair. I think we go with...

I actually think number two is the best. For like a necromancer, I think number two is what it should look like, because it looks really, like, shabby, fucked up. Yeah, that's what we... have to go with 100% and facial hair okay that's good eyes uh we'll go ahead and we'll give him weird eyes as well uh we'll give him yellow eyes okay cloud in color also yellow there we go okay good no facial hair no he has some it's not like he doesn't have any skin features pores does that even do anything okay skin

Luster? Uh, I think that doesn't... Yeah, I'm gonna go all the way. Because that's like grease, right? Whoa. 100% gonna go with that.

Right, no. Okay, perfect. Um... Yeah. Hot pink? No. That looks so bad. We're not doing that at all. Okay.

Um... The red kind of looks cool. But I think... I think we go with just solid black. Okay. Cosmetics, eyeliner. Yeah, no, we're not doing that. Okay, eye shadow, nobody cares, cheeks, nobody cares, lipstick, absolutely fucking not.

Okay, and then we have tattoos. Oh shit. Um, I think maybe eight would be good if I can make it way bigger. Give me a minute. Okay. expansion make it way bigger yeah yeah that that's good

okay good good back are there any other options here that look good oh that looks fucking badass yeah we're going with that okay perfect all right it's like a it's like a

it's like rob zombie almost or some shit like that you know just about right yeah exactly this is 100% of Necrimancer. Summoners shouldn't look badass. Exactly. Skin features.

Okay, I already did that. Tattoo. Mark I patch. I did that. Face template. Okay. Similar face. Um,

I think we're just going to stick with what we had. Back. Back. Okay. Alter body. All right. He's got to be super skinny. Perfect.

Okay. body hair, very hairy as well. Musculature standard. Gentlemen, I think we have created a monster. What do you guys think? It's beautiful? I think so too. It fits you? Thank you so much. Saved to favorites.

Okay, we're going to keep that one for sure. This is peak physical fitness? It is. This is peak performance right here, guys. Okay. I think it's ready to go. Let's do it. America's full heel. Item for your Mimic Tier?

I'm not sure, actually. Let me actually change this, so this isn't keybound. Um, okay, that is gone. That should be good. All righty. Let's do it. ABC. You're going to watch this again?

Yeah. Yep. I've watched the Dark Souls 1. Cinematic like 50 times. In America, the Eternal. is nowhere to be found Oh Godwin

I thought it was going to be Godwin for the DLC The mad taint of their new war leading to abandonment by the greater will I thought Moog was going to be the final boss I actually thought so too Rise now you tarnished

you dead Who yet live, the call of long lost grace, speaks to us all. Forerlou, chieftain of the badlands. I thought that was gonna be the DLC. Actually. The deathbed come at the loaths of Dungita and Circadian Ophnear. The all knowing. Man.

It's good every time. Another one? Yeah. Grace would again See, look at the graphics on this The graphics on this suck But it doesn't matter Because it visually looks fucking cool

Before the elder Become the elder lord He said the thing, he did Okay, so Man Let me see how this is gonna work Alright, so I got my guys out Where's my... Oh, oh I see

Okay, it's this one. Do heal. Okay. Oh, it doesn't let me... Is there a reason I can't summon them? Can I not summon them here? I need the bell? I've never summoned.

Okay, well, I'll just see if I can kill this guy. I can't, by the way. Like, I'm... There's no way I can kill this guy? Yeah. I actually thought the game crashed. I was playing Dragon's Dogma 1 last night. And inside of, like, one of the...

cinematics the game crashed and i couldn't open it again and i was like getting PTSD death counter yeah yeah well i'm not gonna die i didn't die i just got teleported over here fortune is on his side we found him here after all one of his kind is sure to seek the elden ring even if it does violate the golden order she said the thing yeah that's the game, isn't it? Naming the horse torrent was a five-head move. I get it. Why? To mask all the piracy. Okay, so can I summon right now or not? Where do I get the bell? I have to go talk to Rani? Okay. I'm going to go over there right now. Did I beat the DLC? I didn't beat the DLC. I made it into a joke. I made it into a joke. People are mad. You need to advance the Red Stellar Stanta and

uh ranny will show up there yeah we'll figure it out first mariner rewards or reviving skeletons okay it's still good now for all this time it's still good now look for a good summon yeah i will okay dumb app oh yes tarnish are we come to the lands between for the eldon ring of course you have no shame in it Fortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of ruins, and without an invitation to the round table hold, you are fated. It seems to die in obscurity. I know that. Luckily for you, however, there is one shining ray of hope. How does you know, me?

Marry. Take care to listen. I do you beat the game. Because I told them. That gives life to you tarnish. You may also behold its golden rays, pointing in a particular direction at times. That is the guidance of grace.

A path that a tarnage. Must travel. Hmm. Indeed. Grace's guidance holds the answers. It will leave the guys. He's trying to help me out. Even if it leads you to your grave.

The night in the background? Oh, I'm not going to worry about him. We're going to have the summons take care of him. It's going to be no problem. I got to get that bell, though, man. Sure? Yeah, absolutely. It's going to be no problem, guys.

Oh yeah, it's over here. Okay. So I have to go get Torrent, right? Yes, okay. Let's go get him. I'm gonna rage quit? You think so? Let's find out. Talk to Santa Claus?

Well, I'll come back. Okay, fuck that. No joke, hardest challenge? This is hard? Yeah, I don't know if it is or not. I think that there's gonna be instances where, like, this challenge is really easy and other instances where it's really hard. It's probably gonna be a bit of both.

Okay. It's time. Let's get that fucking horse. Just my eyes use a bathroom. Greetings. You're summoning other players? No. Traveler from beyond the fog. I am Melaner.

Offer you an accord. Have you heard of the finger maidens? They serve the two fingers. Offering guidance and aid to the tarnished. You, I am afraid. Our maideness, I can play the role of maiden, turning ruins into strength. To aid you in your search for the Elton ring, you need only take me with you to the foot of the earth tree.

Okay. Then it's settled. Summon me by grace to turn runes into strength. Ah, another matter. I bequeath to you this ring Oh Use it to traverse great distances It will summon a spectral steed

named Torrent Torrent has chosen you Treat him with respect Alright Shall I turn your runes to strength Let my hand rest upon you For but a moment Your thoughts

your ambitions the principles you would follow okay now we have to go back to the church right okay give me Matt oh I'll do things you're so good hmm oh that this tiny golden aura is the grace of the earth tree this light once shone in the eyes of your tarnished brethren but now it is all that guides you or so i hear you can see them can't you i've never seen this before grace that guide you through your burden maybe i just never paid attention you have i'm just an idiot okay for sure all right and so now what i'll do is i will pass time you guys up until nightfall all righty she not there i got a teleport okay i figure it out easiest game of my life may i have a word yep

To meet thee tarnished, I am the witch, Vrenner. I'd heard tell of a tarnished hurtling about atop a spectral steed. Mm-hmm. And upon looking into the matter, the talk I surmise is of thee. Though art possessed of the power, no, to call forth a spectral steed named Torrent. I can call the steed. As I had hoped, I was entrusted this for thee by Torrent's former master. Alrighty. Here we go.

Tisabelle of calling forth spirits. Summon them with it. From ash and return to the earth tree. The spirits will obey thine command but briefly. As they recall battles past. Now it is thine. To do it as thou wishest. Okay, summoning cast FP. Unite some one thing.

Okay, that's good. All right. That sounds like. good. time I have ever summoned um how do I do it just use it they follow okay Jesus they're actually dodging the okay you can upgrade them too wow okay well let's go this way and so I can't use this because of mana I'm assuming okay yes all right good okay Um, you can't have them up all the time. Okay. Okay. So I can only summon in certain locations?

Oh, fuck, that sucks. It's bad, yeah, I don't even know if I can do that then. That's nuts. I had no idea. Bussars, unless you get a mod? Yeah, I guess so. Because these are really good. Jesus. Can I heal them? Let's see if it works.

I think that works. These emps are really good. Yeah, they are. Okay. Mods kill the purpose of the run? Yeah, I don't know. These things are really good, though. Don't roll, jump? Oh, yeah. Okay.

He's killing them. So should I try to like resummon them whenever one dies? Let me see. Okay. I can't. I have to heal them. Oh my god, okay. Okay.

One, you need to heal the... Oh my God. I didn't realize it was this complex. I thought I could have them with me all the time. Holy shit. The reuse desummons them. Is that right? Only for bosses.

Brought sucks. I don't even know if I should keep doing this then. Because I thought I could have them with me all the time. Yeah, or big camps. Yeah, it's just bosses. Play mage instead. Yeah, I think that's what I might do. Whatever? Well, no, because I didn't know how this worked at all. That's what I wanted to try it out. And if I can only summon, I can't summon anywhere else.

Like, I feel like I can't really do a lot of stuff. Yeah, like, I'm kind of worried about that. Some of other players? Yeah. Play the faith mage. I'm trying to decide. What's the right option? Because, like, I think that it'll be, like, really annoying. and like tedious to like run around and not do anything if I can't do any damage. I can't do anything. You know what I mean?

And go incantation build. I feel like if I'm going to do that, I should just use my old character, right? But like he's so far behind. I don't know. Let me think about what to do. Hmm.

Do the fullest pussy play and use full mage plus summons. I think that what I should do I'm thinking about this because I have two characters okay so because I feel like if I can't use the summons everywhere in the world it will just be very tedious

and annoying to play this I feel like an idiot for not knowing that I had no idea about that I feel so fucking dumb yeah because I've never done this before I didn't know either to be fair yeah me either using your old character is pointless well no no

no, I mean, I would only be using, I would be using the old character. So, like, this is the, this is the possibility, right? There are two options I could go with. Okay? Let me explain the two options. So, the first option is I can use the mage build. That is the one that I have all the stuff for, the jellyfish shield, and all that stuff. I can do the mage build. Or, I can do the faith build. Now, the advantages to each one. The mage build, I think, is a lot better, and it's a lot higher level. So if I wanted to do the DLC, I could get there faster.

However, the faith build, you guys have been able to watch the entire playthrough of it, and I just got my lightning spells. But the mage, I think, is better. So here's what we're going to do. I am going to let you guys decide. And by the way, sorry, I didn't know this. Like, I didn't realize it would be this tedious. Which one?

You guys get to decide. There it is. I'm not even going to look at it. Wasn't the Mage build for Randomizer? Yeah, it was. The Mage build is so much better. I was hoping you guys would pick Mage. I was.

I was hoping you guys would pick Mage. All right. All right. All right. All right. Now, now. Oh, now it's going even more. Right. Okay, I guess I changed the title Um

Okay Mage though is better I think So let me show you my character Okay I'm actually I feel I feel like I'm so dumb bro

Like I'm actually so dumb I didn't know this Fuck Okay It's Jesus by the way That's my faith character Um Now to be fair

I actually thought that I was lower level. If I'm already level 46, that's pretty fucking good, guys. I'm gonna be honest. That is pretty fucking good. Let's do it. Jesus lives once again.

That's far into the game. Yeah, bro, like playing incantations, like, I'm gonna be honest. Playing incantations, the beginning of this, was some of the biggest fucking garbage I've ever had to deal with in my entire life. It is literally the worst, fucking build I've ever played and nothing has even come remotely close to it. It was the most

unfun, annoying, fucking garbage that I've ever seen. Okay. Let me see what my spells are. So I recently got lightning spear. Let's see how much it does to this guy. Pretty good. Guys, the incantations are going to get better over time. Okay. So like right now, they're not, They're not very good. But like, everybody in chat has reassured me many times that soon it's going to get way better. Okay? So you don't have to worry about this. All right.

So the next thing I need to do is I need to get to this area. I did all that. I did this over here. I talked to that guy. He's like up here, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I talked to him. And I want to make sure that I get the item to get into that area.

Incantations do a lot of damage. Yeah, after a thousand hours, incantations are almost as good as a tank build is within the first, during the tutorial. Yeah, that's the way it works. I mean, I feel like I'm not really that bad off. Like, I feel like I actually, this is pretty good, man. I'm doing pretty good damage. No incant can one-shot people? I need to farm ruins.

Yeah, I... I don't have the exploit turned on for this. I'd have to make a new one. And I'd have to really think about, like, how to farm the runes or, like, what to do. I don't even know what I would do in order to get that. Okay, maybe it's over this way. Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike? I don't even know what the fuck that is.

I don't know where the hell I'm going or anything. You need Mogan's Palace? Okay. I feel like if I go to Mogue's Palace now, I'm gonna have a very bad time. Yeah, yeah, it's over this way, I think. This build will be broken in the DLC, trust? I think it will be too.

The only thing I'm worried about is having to do the mechanics. It's like, I don't really know what a lot of the bosses do in the DLC, even though I beat it. That's gonna be really confusing. I don't want to use summons because I don't think I need to. 12,000 for every level. Holy fuck. And I think that like if I use summons I feel like it's like cheating almost, you know?

That's the way at least I feel about it. Wasn't that the point? Yeah, but like it's cheating. Like I want to do it with the incantations, right? Rather than with the summons, if that makes sense. What the fuck was that? Motherfucker. Give me a minute.

I'm going back. There's teleport. So that it doesn't matter. I'm going to use my lightning attack on them. I'm gonna zeus the shit out of this guy. Bidgeth-ha- See, that's what I'm talking about. That ability is so fucking good, it's insane. Okay.

Let's look around. Where the fuck is the item? Is this guy alive? Oh. Um... What? Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No. No. No. No. Oh god. Okay. Shit. Boom.

Nice. I feel like this isn't that good. I thought magic's supposed to do way more damage. Why? It's supposed to do way more damage to these things. Fuck. Okay. Okay.

Okay. What the fuck? Why did it aim there? Bro. Oh my God. Oh my God. Is this serious? Okay.

See that? Oh, fuck, I'm dead. Okay. All right, let me think right now about what I want to do. Okay, I'm gonna try to go in. I got them away. I got them away. I'm gonna try and bathe a tail thing?

That's a tail thing. Okay. Gotcha bitch. Okay, stepping away. All right. Cock sucker. Never mind. Nice.

We got the bleed prop. All right, let's finish this bitch off. Okay, here we go. After this, we kill him. Oh fuck. Okay, here we go. Fucking got him. Holy shit, that guy was so fucking annoying. Oh, I get another dragon upgrade too. Useless build? No, you don't understand.

After, um, 180 hours, uh, it's, it's better. It gets way better, guys. It gets, it's like, it's gonna be like crazy. Crazy damage. It's just, it's just not there yet. That's all. It's like Starfield. Yeah. Okay. Do I need to do anything with these guys? I don't think I do. I think we need to go into Rayo LaCari, you know? Let me double check. See, like, I think the damage is really good. Like, these guys are kind of annoying to kill, and I can just kill them like nothing. That's really good Okay, smithing three

Great Alright, let's go into I guess Let me go Where do I want to go Let's go this way Bolt of Grand Sacks Oh okay, let me just go get that

I didn't know So I have to go get the bolt of grand sacks All right, let me just go Let me go over there and get that real quick Sure, why not, right? Also because they're in water, lightning is bonus AOE damage

Wait, so you're telling me it's going to get worse No, that's not true It's only going to get better Dex weapon, but okay Oh, oh, oh yeah, it is a weapon, that's right I forgot all about that Okay, let's go down this way Can I kill this tree? No

Get the Halo Scyth, it's the best Scyth for Faith Is the Halo Scyth what I think it is? Where is it? Kate Not really, though, right? Like, I mean, there's no way It's a rare drop too so I have to farm to clean rot nights Oh

Oh Didn't even kill him No way, no way No way I die No way I die I think I should go try to get it Is that a big boy? I mean I can safe spot him right

So it doesn't even matter I have to bait the other attack Bitch Okay cool Oh I actually got upgrades heard of that So I'm happy or refreshes, I mean. Okay, that's really good.

Smithing 2? That's insane. So good. This is insane. Oh, my God. I'm a super wizard. Well, I'm not even a wizard. I'm Jesus. Because it's...

Yes. This is amazing. Where is that fucking thing? Where is it? I'm super Jesus. I am. That's pretty good. Let's sneak around here.

Oh. Oh. Let me go around. We gotta get them one more time. Fucking idiot. Easiest game of my life. Well, I thought I was gonna get a refresh off of that. What the fuck? Now I'm out of lightning bolts. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

The hell out of here. I'm out of heels. I should be able to kill more of them. I'll be able to get it back. I can level up again too. Oh, we killed everybody. Nice. Wait. Oh, they're all dead. Almost. I want to make sure we loot everything else here. Now I get my shit back. Okay, good.

Easiest game of my life. All right, let's go. Now we can unlock the seal. I ran a build like this. You should get Halo sife for their offhand. People really think I should get that sife, huh? I don't know. Level up.

I'm gonna get that point in the health. Is it really that good? I kind of feel like maybe I should do it. I'm gonna be honest. I feel like maybe I should. It's better in every aspect. Okay. Next time I get to a checkpoint, I'm gonna go and see if I can do it. Alright? I'm kind of afraid of Caleb though. I forgot if there's anything over here.

Magic grease. Got me. Mmm! Okay. The worst thing about it is those guys got nerfed. That used to be fucking brutal. What? How the fuck did they hear me? I just go after myself. Oh shit. Get them out of here. I forgot which one it was.

Apparently it wasn't that one. Somber 3. Okay. I'm gonna do my best. I don't think I can do this. I'm gonna be honest, guys. I feel like this is a huge mistake. I feel like I am making a huge mistake going to Cayland.

Like, this is such a bad decision. Let's go. Let's do it. I did this area. Oh boy. Oh boy. Let's do it. You can get pest threads.

and Caleb. That's that thing, right? Go get this thing here. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Prize. Wait, sacred scorpion try. What's that? Is that what I think it is? Oh, bro. Wait, oh, no, I'm not using Holy. I'm using lightning damage. That's right. Missionaries cockbook. Nomadic Warriors cockbook. Okay.

Wait, but won't I be doing Holy Damage with these weapons? So that'll actually be really good for me. Yeah? Okay. All righty, guys. It's time to get fucked. Let me see if I can get an upgrade here. No? Okay, so the clean rot nights are in the lake, right?

Yeah? Okay. Let's go that way. Oh, man, this is such a bad fall. But if I get this, I feel like I can clear the rest of the game. Super easy. I just need to get this one item. And then I win.

try and skip a lot of this it's a 2% chance no i'll get it really fast he's not going after me right he's going after me okay um okay okay go this way oh my god where's the lake i can't open my map how much damage these guys do or how much damage is gonna take oh that's not so bad that that's that seems that's not so that's not as bad as i thought it was going to be right in the center of Caleb in the middle of everything. Okay. Man. How about that, guys? All right. I want to use my level right now. This is 200, right? Yeah, it's 200.

Catching me more than enough. Level up. We're gonna put another point in the faith. Where are these fuck boys? Got them? There's one. All right. It's time to get my... I'm gonna get him the first one I kill. First one I kill, I'm about to get it. What? There's two? Kill this one first. Got him.

All right, did it drop? Right here, here we go. Here we go. Literal God. Here we go. Um, so... Where are the other ones at? No fucking way.

What have I said before? In situations like this. Always. At all times. At all moments. be cheating it's part of the game man this is part of the game

don't get mad of me get mad to get mad of the game ooh here we nah it's the wrong guy let me go around here the reason I use that ability is I think they can't dodge that one I don't care about those

that's a big boy isn't it that's a big fat bitch fuck you I know what's down here it's a big fat bitch and it drops a somber five and somber fives are hard to get. So assuming that I'm going to get this item, I'm going to loot it now. I'm not even going to try and

kill this gun. There's no reason for me to kill this thing, right? I'll kill it. I'm going to kill it. Dead. Okay. Now let's go back. We need to get some more of those knights. I'm assuming this uses somber stones to upgrade since it's a special item. Where the fuck are the rest of the knights? I don't see him anywhere. Just reset the area? Yeah, I will. Okay. Sure. You want to fuck around? Oh my God, I'm not doing any damage. I'm fucking, it's over. I'm fucked.

Motherfucker. Got him. We're going to do this. I'm going to kite him away. And I'm going to turn back around. I'm going to kill his guys. Easiest game of my life. I'm not doing any damage, man. I'm going to try to swap my abilities.

I'm going to use Black Flame. Big numbers. He doesn't summon more of them, right? What the fuck was that? I don't have enough. I've only got one more. No. I have to wait for him to do the thing.

I hit the wrong way. Got him, got him, got him, got him, got him. Got him again? Bitch! I need that flashback, man. There it is. This Christ, I'm so fucking good. No, no, die, die, die, die, die, die, no.

One mo. Got him. Oh my God. Jesus. This grace will make farming. easier. Yeah, we need to figure this out. Okay, there's a knight right there. Let's go get that night. Wait, is that a knight yet? Yeah, it is. Yeah, by the way, that's way better. Okay. Jesus, how fucking many of these are there? Motherfucker. Get out of here, bitch. Oh, a helmet?

Wait, I already got a helmet. Okay. All righty, boys. Where are the knights? I don't see any more knights. Where are they at? Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Bitch. Alright, here we go. I'm such a piece of fucking shit. Why am I such a piece of fucking shit? Oh my god. How is this happening to me? Uh, and those are the only ones that are here? I keep getting the wrong one.

The scyth only drops from the scythe knights. Okay, okay. I'm gonna see if I have an item discover ability thing. That's a good idea, guys. Right here. Okay. Are there only two of them? Is it really only two mobs? It's like three?

I see a third one. Okay, I got it. How is this happening to me? I... What have I done to deserve this? Everything? I know. But besides that.

What about this guy? Is this guy have a scythe? No, he doesn't. Fuck. Okay. The game knows I'd be too dangerous with it. You're right. I'm gonna go back and reset again. Yep, I'm resetting. Wait. Maybe it was that one? I forgot which one it was. Yeah, this one. Okay. Bob's gone. Damn, look that damage. Come on. Oh man, this is bad. Come on. Alrighty, boys. Here we go. This is me right here. It's not going to be the helmet, boys.

It's going to be the item. Okay. Let me use another rabbit's foot. Here we go. This is my last one. Oh. I know it's... Wait, oh, I got another weapon, but it wasn't the right one.

Here we go. Here we go. Okay, let's go to the next one. This is the worst day of my life. I missed one? No, no, no, guys. I have to kill the ones. The only ones that drop the item I need.

are the ones with the scythe. So I did miss one, but it wasn't the one I needed. There's four with it? Okay. Wasted buff again? I didn't waste it. What do you mean? I used it.

I killed the mobs, and then I had to reset. What more could I have done? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If you rest at Grace, don't teleport. Wait, so I wasted the buff to... I didn't even know that. I've never used these items.

Doesn't matter, bro, because... I'm about to get it right now. Here we go. Y'all ready? Here we go. What'd y'all say a dropper it was? 2%? No, it's higher than that. It's not 2% there's no one. Ridiculous man, I fucking hate this shit. Fucking stupid game, bro. Like, actually a stupid fucking game. Three for three, dicks in the ass. Fuck you, man. Fuck! It could really take hours? No, it will not take hours. It will not take hours. Take me probably this would probably be the last one oh my god oh my fucking god what what are they evolving the fuck out of here man they just want me to work they want me to work for it here we go

oh god how many have i killed so far maybe wearing the cat ears will help no this isn't a weeb game it's not going to work do i have anything man uh oh This is insane. Got it. Bitch. Oh my God. That's too... This is...

It's fine, it's fine. All right. Boys, here we go. Here we go. Is there like another one with a scythe or something? That's a sword. Next to the second one? Okay.

I'm gonna go back and do that again. Use the owl foot. Oh, I wasted both of mine because I didn't know teleporting would remove it. I thought that sitting at a grace every time would remove it. So I had two of them, and I probably have it by now if it wasn't for that, but I didn't know that. So I wasted my own time. Isn't that cool?

That's awesome, right? It's really smart that I did that. So where's the other guy with the sithe? That guy doesn't a sithe. You see? Yeah, that guy doesn't sithe either. I know there's one over here, but I already went to him. I've already been killing this guy.

Not this one? No, it's not that one. Are you guys sure the scythe guys are the only ones that drop it? Yes, fuck What the web says, okay The internet's never been wrong So I mean, I pretty much settles it Jesus

That'd make me work for it. All right, let's go, let's see it Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is me. This is all me Hey, let's go the next one. Oh, oh Hey, so there are four Okay, okay good. Okay, good. Oh, come on, man. I'm still farming. No, no, I'm not.

I'm just doing this for fun. It's fine, I'm gonna get it here. The performance issues for DLC was the ray trace option was turned on by default. For me, it doesn't matter. Like, my PC is, like, insanely good, so it doesn't matter. Like, if I have ray tracing or anything like that. It's all the same to me. Big Dick?

Nope. Piece of shit. why do he not this is the one that has a scythe right yes dude I'm not even getting anything now it's like the game gave up on even

trying to bait me all righty boys here we go back to the grace to do it again okay oh my god oh my god

oh my god why is this happening to me There it is, there it is right there. There's no way at least one of these isn't one of them. Here we go. We hit the W right here. I knew it. I knew it was gonna be that one.

Ah ha, yep. See, I told you guys. I told you, yep, first try. We got it. I called it, guys. How do I save? I want to save the game. Okay, I'm saved, right? Okay, go. All right and we'll put this on. Okay and I can equip this now, right?

Um, yes, yes I can. Okay. And now we're gonna do maximum stand on them. Uh, ooh, I might get rid of stand on a. But we're see, alright, I've gotta go upgrade. I need to upgrade now. E-faith scaling? No, no, no, no, no, no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What? What, no? This is a little bit. What?

all my souls. I... No. This is what I thought. Okay. New items can be purchased. What are they going sell? Oh. Wait, do I have bell bearings? I do. I probably should buy one of these. I don't want any of this shit. Do you want any of this fucking garbage? This trash. Who's this loser? Get the fuck out of here. Alright, we're going to full upgrade. Full upgrading, Joe. Oh, your divinity have mercy and wrongly forgiveness. The road is yet long, a God is not easily failed. But one day without fail, you will.

You is in. I didn't notice you there. I'll be doing my job, same as ever. Just lay out your arms. Okay. We're going all the way with this. All right. Six already.

Should I upgrade my seal again? I feel like I probably should, right? We're gonna just do it. Close to seven is Volcano Manor. Okay. We're gonna level up. We're gonna put more points into... I'm gonna get more stam.

Okay. Gentlemen, I'm about to make this castle, my bitch. Church of the Kaku. Let's go. Black Flame's gonna do way more damage. No, no, no. Watch, watch, watch. This is gonna do crazy damage.

Here we go. Okay, it missed. That's a lot, bro. That's a fucking lot. Watch this, watch this, watch this. I thought we'll go around the thing. Is that not the way it works? That's insane.

Dude, that does so much fucking damage. It does more damage than any of my attacks, and it's faster. And I can two-hand, too. Chain cast, yeah, I know. Look at that. I'm hitting for 400s already. Okay. Go down this way.

What? Oh my God. Uh, no, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Okay, now I'm gonna take them all out. Oh, it doesn't quite kill them. Okay, all right, big dicking on them. Wait, oh, I didn't think that guy would do that thing that he did. Okay, they're all dead.

I think I might need to heal. How many heels do I have? Spam the skill? I know, but I, I wasn't going to do that. I know I can spam. I just didn't want to. Oh, nice. I can get another...

I got another one of those items. Okay. Um, so I already did all this. Can I kill this guy from all the way up here? Jesus! This thing is insane. The range, I know. 1.3K.

Dude, I feel like I'm a god now. Get another one? No, I'm using it for the ass of war. So, like, if I already have one, there's no reason to get a second. I don't think I can go down there I can still use Assa war with two Yeah but what am I gonna do with two weapons like that

Jesus man It does more damage than my basic attacks Okay Make sure I get all this stuff too Does the swing of the cast also have a hipbox? I don't think so no I think it's just an activation It does? Okay

Damn Gravity well I don't know if I'm going to use that Dude that is so good Somber 3 That's a sorcery Yeah, I know Let's go up to here

I could go all the way down I don't know if I want to do that Grace first, yeah I think so Crystal darts You know what I'm going to do with those Nothing, I'm never going to use them Okay

Iron Maiden takes you the bottom of Volcano Manor It does But level up first I don't know I'm afraid man I need to become more powerful. I think so too.

I'm going to put another point into health. I feel like my health is still really low. Easy. Huh? What a loser bitch. You see that? That was easy. Conspicuous scroll.

Craftsman's cookbook. Okay, we don't need that. Easiest wall my life. This is going to take us around to that other side that I was just at. Of course it's not. I knew that. Huh? But I thought. Oh. It didn't look like it was, but it do.

Ooh, oblivious glintstone crown. What's this? Raises intelligence. I'm not really feeling it, man. Yeah. I'm not feeling. I feel like it's trash. There's a mass that gives one faith. I need that because that's more stats than I have. Okay, this is the bad room, isn't it? Okay, now we're going to take this guy out. Damn. That's so much fucking easier.

Holy shit, this is so good. Cocksucker, cocksucker. Motherfucker. They've got suppressive fire here. What a fucking God. God, it's so fucking easy for me. God damn, I'm so fucking good. Okay.

Alright, let's get that. I'm so afraid of this boss, bro. I'm actually so afraid. I don't think I can do it. do it comment that's a good one squidward key do co-op no no i can handle it i have to be a man oh is this good sorceries no oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hole up open oh oh all right perfect just big dick on him what's he doing running i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't How I know we gonna do that? Why do that? Do it see what happens? Bitch? Get out of here.

Fuck you. That's what it's all about. You guys see how easy that was? We're gonna put another point in the hell. One more level until what? Let's go this one. Is your death count? Yeah, I actually expect that I was gonna die on him. Shit. No Lord. Nope. Got him. There's a crab? Why the hell is there a crab here? Do I hear what I think I does? No, I do. All right, bitch.

There's so much fucking damage. Jesus. This weapon is so good. I think the reason why it's so good isn't actually it's into... It's how fast you can attack with it, man. Dude, I just deleted that crab. And that was a full... That was a full-size crab.

That wasn't like one of those little fucking... Little loser crabs, man. That was a big dick crab. Got destroyed. Let's see that. That's how it works. Let's kill this guy. Oh, that tree. I had to take a hit there for no reason. There's no reason for me to get hit by that.

It's stupid. Let's go this one. I know I have the holy damage talism. I just haven't wanted to use it yet. You see this guy right here hiding in the fucking corner? Carl's Glintstone Crown. What's this? That's another piece of shit. I don't need it. Do you still hate the game? Yeah. I will really soon. Remember I have to fight a boss that has like 80% magic resistance or something like that, right?

Are you kidding me? Where the fuck did this guy come from? I actually messed up my attack, which caused him to not kill me. That would have shotgun me and killed me instantly. I got another one of those. I already had one, but now I have two. Okay. Now begins the journey. Now whenever one of those cock suckers comes down, I'm just going to take care of them, okay? I am...

Well, I am killing it. This is nuts. What happened to using summons? I could only use them in certain areas, and I thought it would be tedious and boring to watch, so I stopped doing it. It's just honestly the truth. Oh! I think I need to get another mana flask. Honestly, if I'm going to be using it this much.

Is there away from me to get up there? Did I beat the DLC? Yes. I did. I beat the DLC. It was very good. I think that the bosses are too aggressive. Like a handful of them are too aggressive,

but other than not, I think the DLC was amazing. That's how easy it is. You can make that jump? Yeah, but maybe I can't. I thought I wouldn't be able to. If I knew I was, I would have made it. Let's go this way. Did you see a shadow fragments or print out shadow?

No, I didn't see that, but I mean, I just, I think everybody has a different name. for them and every single name is wrong it's not gonna throw me off the edge right now um the place in melee attacks yeah i see him no way right okay i was about to say because i didn't know what the range for this was oh oh you thought he really thought he gonna do something there this thing has range it's so good what oh yeah it's everything what a loser okay We'll keep moving. There's a staff here.

I don't need that. You guys see my weapon? My... We're doing all right. I think this tops the Hallibardo. No, this is nothing, bro. Like, what? Does this a bleed?

Doesn't bleed, does it? Oh, it does. Wait, this is actually the best... This is actually the best weapon in the game, then. I didn't know that. That's crazy. The wing scythe also bleeds, yeah, but the weapon art for it is...

bad compared to this. No, it's the Blastomist Blade. I might try that out whenever I get to it. That's on Volcano's Manor. Okay, so if I'm this way, I need to go... I think I just need to teleport back, right, guys? I feel like we pretty much like, yeah, we've done everything. There's a ladder? Really? Where, bro? Oh, that? I mean, it's still at the very beginning of the area, right? I got, all right, that's good, but it doesn't really matter. Okay. How many souls do I have? I think I have enough to level up again.

I'm gonna use souls so I can get it back. I think that should be enough. We really need to work on this health situation. Okay, since we cleared everything... Uh, not everything. I missed one thing, but it doesn't really matter. Uh, we're gonna go to Rinalin now. I was not in... I was actually not in that. That's such bullshit. Okay. Big dick.

Oh, that roll catches. I didn't even know that. What? Jesus. Get out of here, bitch. I'll go open this, I might as well. I don't think I can kill Rinaloa with the health that I have now. And also considering the majority of my damage is magic, I just, I'm not seeing it. Does she take reduced damage from all magic sources or just from magic in particular?

So could I use my, um, uh, I think it's all magic sources, right? Magic only, okay, good. All right, let's fucking do this. Winners win. Oh, I never changed my armor. Oh. Little Calver, I'll soon birth thee a new sweeting, fresh and pure. Well, that's normal.

Oh, one mo again. There it is. All right, let's fucking do this. My beloved, no fear. I will hold thee. Hit her. Rani the witch. Mother's rich slumber shall not be disturbed by thee.

send word far and wide of the last queen of Caria Granada of the full moon All right, let's do it Please don't fucking hit me And the majesty of the night she conjureth Please don't fucking Fuck! I didn't see her doing that I think we gotta go we gotta go melee

Yeah we gotta go melee on that That's why we stand close, yeah yeah I didn't think that was gonna happen It's okay. I'm not upset. I don't really even know what she does at range. I've never fought her at range, honestly. You also stagger her easily? Yeah, basically any two-handed melee attack staggers her, if I remember, right? Okay.

I wonder if there's a way I can kill her in one phase in this first part. I don't know if there is or not. I don't think so. Yeah, that one's even worse. Got it? All right, let's do it. I didn't know that was gonna stagger her we're gonna go in no no no who let the dogs out they'll despawn it's fine they're despawning now right yeah why aren't they despawning

why aren't they despawning fuck fuck this man Jesus Christ all right fuck this I'm killing her fuck out of here what a dick sucker oh damn we did it though that's what matters camera almost messed you up yeah yeah but we got it we did what we needed to do where did he flee my sweetings come out from whence he hide there are books and light a plenty dither not say or will he be gravestones to be better born anew? Thou, is it thy wish to be born anew? To become a sweeting, reborn of my beloved egg. Nope.

Nope, I ain't about that simp shit. Let me upgrade. We're just going to put more points into vigor right now. I think I'm like I'm good on damage really. I at least I feel like I am. It's locked. What do you mean? It's locked.

You can not respect to a real build like a hammer? Maybe like a big hammer and a shield. That'd be a good idea. Okay. Let me leave this area because I already did everything here. And now we need to go back over to... I probably should do this, honestly. Like I go do that area.

I could do this cave. I feel like I'll do the cave and then I'll do the other area. Duplicate their emberance, castor, Biss, and staff. Well, I don't really even need to do that, right? Because like, I mean, I'm not using for casting. I'm not doing that. Yeah, that's intelligence. Yeah, exactly. Cave gills stone, Belvering. Yeah, I know that. That's why I'm doing it. Okay, that's go this way.

I feel like now my build is actually kind of good. I'm viewing way more complex. confident than I was before. Like before, I kind of felt like a loser bitch. You recommend melee arranged to play first? Oh, probably play melee. That, like, really gets you, uh, acclimated with, like, the mechanics of, like, the game. There it is.

Am I using a heel? No. I wonder what those things do. Jesus, that was close. Crafting? I see. So it doesn't matter then. Well, I guess even that guy dies pretty fast.

Okay, let's go. I feel like I don't really need to do. that i almost messed that one up jesus stressing myself out a little bit oh damn i can kill these in one hit even without doing a magic attack i didn't expect that at all let me see yeah wow almost it's because it does a component of magic damage i think that's why it's wholly not magic oh yeah yeah but i mean like sorry just like a non-physical damage that's what i mean i mean like sorry just like a Non-physical damage. That's what I meant. Okay.

I won't go through there first. Not too bad. I need a lot more of these anyway, so it's actually a good thing. This or Hallibird? I'm using this right now because it's... I think the ash of war on it is really good. That's why I'm doing it. What the fuck?

Damn. I don't think there's anything down there that I need to get, so I don't think I need to do that. You use Blastmas Blade in this build? Yeah, I don't know how that weapon works, but a lot of people say it's really good. I never... Oh, my God. I've never used it, though.

That is so fucking good, man. You can just hit them from that far away, and it's nothing. Insane range, yeah, it is. I'm assuming that's a shortcut, so I'm not going to go up there right now. Yeah, it is. No. Bro, look at my guy. I'm born here.

Jesus. I didn't know that shit was going to happen at all. That caught me out. All right. They're all dead. This area is huge. I forgot how big this place was. Well, I bet that's probably the attack. That guy just used at me here. Jesus, man. This is like those fucking DLC caves, man.

It just goes on forever. All right. Let's do it. I'm gonna destroy this fucking boss. Oh, yeah, for sure. Why is it not doing any damage? We got them. We fucking got them. There it is. All right.

We just had to get his, uh, we just had to get his, uh, We had to tenderize them. So it was susceptible to magic damage? No, what those guys do is that they don't take any damage until you break their armor. But as soon as you break their armor and you stagger them, actually that's not entirely true. There are ways you can damage them even before then. But like it's with blunt weapons.

Okay. Kill the Crucible Knight. Um I did Didn't I? Yeah I feel like I did do that I already did that Unless there's another one I'm not thinking of

Jesus these are some big boys Three hits to kill them That's a lot Oh my What the fuck? So fucking free man I see him No way right

Okay It'll hit the tree Okay They can miss Uh will not really Well, they have two different bows. There's, like, the super fast attack, and then there's the other one. Okay.

We don't need to fuck around with this. Let me just go to here. Shit. Okay, let's just go around. Did you buy a chance get any better armor? No, I haven't, actually. All right, here we go. I tried to, um, I tried to be sloppy with it.

Use the black flame. You want me to use that? Okay, I'll do it. Let's try it out. It's worth it. See ya. Got them. easiest game of my fucking life

get out of here damn that's a lot of stuff that was easy easiest game of my life as usual okay let's go over this one

this build is really good what's this dumb bitch doing why isn't it letting me do the thing oh because I can't do it on a horse I'm dumb why let's do this thing Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you.

That was actually perfect. Okay. It's crazy how much easier these mobs are than the ones in the DLC. What hell do I do for this one? What I do with this? Emote with the Burger King helmet? Okay. Erudition?

I don't have it. Uh-oh. Well, shit. You need to give the key to Thops? I don't know who that is. It's in a church right after Stormvale Castle? Okay. I'll go back.

This one here? Oh, Jesus Christ. I didn't even get the fucking the teleporter. Okay, I have a headache. Yeah, I have a headache. I have to stop. But I'm probably going to go back. I might do...

I'm going to see if I can download that Bloodborn thing. Yeah, I'm a bit debuffed right now. And so, yeah, I'm going to lay down and just relax her a bit. So that's the plan. I will be back on tomorrow. And I might do that Bloodbourne mod. going to see if I can, I don't know if I can or not. So we're going to try it out.

We're going to see what happens, right? Hope you feel better? I'll be fine. I just have a headache. I'm going to lay down for a bit. Because I have a meeting I have to be at in like a 40, was it like 40 minutes? Yeah, 40 minutes. And so, um, donate 10 runs.

Okay. Oh. I can tell you. You've seen that. That's the only it's due. After they did the academy. As you might have making entry. about the glenstock

yeah I ain't going to use would you couldn't know it but still are you certain you're willing to maha you thank you now i can resume to why of course yeah i ain't using the shit I ain't gonna use this shit okay anyway uh yeah um let's see is there anything else i didn't kill while i'm here i think i pretty much did fucking everything here I even killed that boss, which I was kind of surprised about. And the only other thing that I could do that could be like kind of like a good idea would be maybe if I went over here and I killed the avatar because it gives a lot of souls.

But yeah, we'll see what happens. Anyway, thank you for watching, guys. I appreciate it. I'll be back on tomorrow. And we will probably either do that. We might do the Powell World update tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. There's that.

I might do that then too. I've got to figure it out and see what even that is. So yeah, either way, we'll figure something out and we'll do that. Anyway, guys, thank you all very much watching. I appreciate it and I will see you all tomorrow. All right, boys, peace. See it.