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Episode Date: September 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Okay, this is the thing I wanted to get to. Donald is doing a Middle East tour. Now he's in Qatar. He is getting a motorcade with cyber trucks. Katari cyber trucks. A cyber truck market, bro, this is, this is some shit out of like a fucking video game or something. Look at this, yes. That's my presence, so cartoonish, yep, that's right.
Starting point is 00:00:41 there it is gentlemen Need for speed Hot pursuit I guess so and so anyway they're greeting him at Qatar and this is
Starting point is 00:00:54 it's not just that so Qatar is signing a and again this is the Middle East so these zeros are accurate 200 billion dollar aviation agreement with the United States to buy Boeing jets
Starting point is 00:01:07 holy shit and you know why you know what this is going to do it's going to make Boeing better because this is I think this is a 500 IQ play because Boeing has had all these problems and now now you're locked into making it right with Qatar
Starting point is 00:01:25 so you can't fuck these planes up anymore think about that yeah make bowling great again yes exactly and look at how nice the roads are yes look at that and here we go here's the thing right there Now we will see the signing of the agreement of buying aircraft from Boeing. His Excellency.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Yeah, they can't happen as it anymore. The Mayor will sign from the Qatar side and Kelly Oakberg will be signing on behalf of Boeing. Trump is the best Boeing CEO. I guess so. And the United States of America. Boeing purchase agreement signed on behalf of the Cater by his executive. Man. You guys are really going to have to get your shit together now.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Boeing Bear stepped our game up. Yep, that's right. Sonneurons. Well, he's pretty happy about that. Maybe, right? And there it is. Qatar has strict rules about airline quality. Boeing is fucked now.
Starting point is 00:02:44 I think this is great. You know, aren't these guys the biggest supporter of terrorism? and why would it be good to help them make Boeing planes? Because the idea is that if we start doing business with them and start working with them, that they can transition away from being supporters of terrorism and then they can join the rest of the developed world and move away from it.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And I think that by further isolating them, it just drives them more towards terrorism. That's the reason why. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest, right? I mean, because the other way, like we've been trying the other way, right? we've been trying that for years how's that been going we've spent
Starting point is 00:03:26 10 trillion dollars and 20 years and millions of people's lives so we could replace the Taliban with the Taliban guys I think we need a new plan let's try something different
Starting point is 00:03:47 money will spend yeah exactly plan failed yeah yeah no I don't want to hear this oh well what about this no no it didn't work It hasn't worked. When he's playing, it's very unfortunate. Telling a remake the Quran.
Starting point is 00:04:08 You understand there's like 15 different Muslim sects that all disagree with each other, right? It's not like the Muslim world is completely united and they agree on everything. And so if they're not agreeing on things, this is based off of different interpretations of the Quran. That's how it starts. Oh, there we go. There's 20 Qurans. I don't know. I actually, I don't know enough about that.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Qatar gave the President Trump a fighter jet escort. So this is him coming into Qatar. Look at this. Damn. God fucking damn. Cinema, yeah, aura farming? Yeah, exactly, right? In the right way?
Starting point is 00:05:12 That's cool? Yeah, exactly. It's badass. Exactly. Yeah, and I would feel like this level of like reverence and respect. I think that maybe, just maybe, this might decrease the probability of them supporting terrorism again against us. It would. I think, hey, and by the way, let's at least try something different.
Starting point is 00:05:30 We've been trying this other thing for 20 years. It hasn't worked. Let's do something new. I hate fighters, you know, about seven minutes. And you say, do we need them? And when they say yes, that doesn't have been true. That's right. Let's assume there's not that.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Yeah. Oh, shit. And so anyway, there it is right there. A 1.2 trillion dollar economic commitment with Qatar. Holy shit, man. Do you see they brought a mobile McDonald's for Donald? They brought a mobile McDonald's? Guys, I think I might be tired of winning.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Oh, wow. Yeah, literally the content king, yes. There it is. Holy shit, they... There's a mobile McDonald's. Wow. Is this really all there is to it? Yeah, it's just this one clip. The Saudi Royal Court now has a mobile McDonald's serving Trump during his stay. Yeah, tell me you don't want your own mobile Chipotle? Yeah, I mean, I guess that, hey, that's why they brought the Uber guy there to that, uh, that speech. Because this costs a lot of money. It'd be a lot easier if you could just get the Uber. I wonder if Uber delivers to the,
Starting point is 00:07:31 the the fucking royal family palace it's like yeah I've got an order for Donald Trump yeah yeah President Trump Alasrest yes they are
Starting point is 00:07:47 I don't know man and so yes they've made a I cannot believe this a portable McDonald's for Donald Trump the Saudi Arabia courtesy of the royal family the red carpet man
Starting point is 00:08:06 this is the kind of stupid shit that royalty used to do for each other like 700 years ago too. Damn. That is actually crazy. Yeah, two fighter wings. Yeah, exactly, right? The fighter jet perspective? Yeah, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:08:37 It's a big motherfucking plane. Yeah, it's a massive fucking plane. I didn't even realize that. Holy shit, that's huge. That's some video game shit. Yeah, bro, like, this is like some, you know, fucking like metal gear solid. Like, you know, oh, the president's arriving in some fucking area.
Starting point is 00:08:52 it's like actually happening to mansion in the air yeah it's huge holy fucking shit and uh let's see here I'll find it over here and uh oh this is now remember yesterday
Starting point is 00:09:10 when people said that he looked really orange and I said this isn't even like in the top five most orange he's a now in this one he's really orange like this is like there's a like wow the job you've done a second to none
Starting point is 00:09:27 you look at this is so beautiful. Jesus. As a construction person, I'm seeing perfect marble. This is what they call perfecto. Here we go. Just a great job you've done and what a beautiful place and we appreciate those camels. I haven't seen camels on a long time and that was some greeting. We appreciate it very much. Just a great job you've done and what a beautiful place and we appreciate those camels. I haven't seen camels on a long time. So basically, And this is it, right? You got, let me see if I can find it.
Starting point is 00:10:05 And so you talk about the camels. Let me see if I can find the camels and see if I could pull it up here. Where the fuck did it go? Here we go. Some of these are horses. We'll get to the camels. Yeah, it's a lot. This looks 3D generated.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Honestly, if you would have told me this was going to happen last year, I would have said it was. What an entrance. all these kinds of people like everything like that is going on they should have them sing YMCA yeah I guess so oh bro they got the swords out and shit oh fuck right that swords in a case that's right and heyks that's right and so anyway uh let's see if I could go through uh yeah this is this is just him pulling in and uh this is the is this I think this might be the same one let me go back and double check uh yeah yeah this is the same one So here is the is greeted by and escorted by hundreds of camels in Qatar God damn
Starting point is 00:12:15 The camels go hard? Yeah exactly I'll see if there's another video of it that I can show you guys Um Uh Is it just this one? Oh no Oh shit Damn big camel energy? Yeah I guess so Hell yeah brother Oh my god
Starting point is 00:13:01 Fair mounts? Yeah, you don't see these every day. Yeah, this is nuts, man. And yeah, so they got all this going on and everything else. A fleet of camels, a sword dance. Like, oh my fucking God. And so, yeah, that's apparently what happened. And with today being hump day is wild. Yeah, I guess so, right? And let's see if I can see this here. We're extremely honored to have you here. We're very excited, very happy. it's a historic bit of and I don't know if you know that you are the first American president to officially
Starting point is 00:13:48 to visit Qatar right so we're very on the first one ever that's insane wow I'm on spreading yeah exactly right and yeah it's way more fun than Biden yeah of course and I'll see if I can find a few more of these here and this is the guy so how did you how did you how did you you find the Syrian president? How did you find the Syrian president? Right. Right. I think very good. Young, attractive guy, tough guy.
Starting point is 00:14:22 You know, strong pass or a strong past fighter. But he's got it. He means ISIS. He's got a real shot at pulling it together. How did you find the Syrian president? Right. Right. I think very good.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Young, attractive guy, tough guy. You know. Strong. past fighter but he's got a real shot at pulling it together. How did you find... Man, and he's a fighter, so like some. Yeah, I guess so, right?
Starting point is 00:14:56 And, um, wow. Well, I mean, he's not, yeah, he's not ISIS anymore. There we go. And, um, holy shit. There's another one right there. Do you think Trump is gay? No, probably not. He's not as orange?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah. Working with reality versus the unicorns and rain Bose? Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. And, yep, there it is. And apparently, oh, this was... She would give us a hard time sometimes, and she would say to us, I don't know what's wrong with you, young people. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Of all in which you live and what came before you. My mother used to, she would give us a hard time. Oh man Make it stop Yeah I know And the entire situation Discussed me We're accepting bribes and abuse
Starting point is 00:16:08 Terrorist creators and supporters People are accepting a terrorist took over Syria's legitimate government Still support him But 80% this sucks Too bad They took it over You either want to deal with them
Starting point is 00:16:20 The thing is that Like I mean Think about like Okay so is Vladimir Putin Like not a problem In the same way is Zizen Ping also not a problem also. I think about the amount of governments
Starting point is 00:16:34 that we're dealing with on a regular basis that are massively problematic and awful. And so are we just going to just shut down all communication with them? And also, how is that worked? Because, like, shouldn't you ask yourself the question? Like, at a certain point, you know, like, you can make these moral arguments
Starting point is 00:16:54 and you can talk about this and say how bad it is. but shouldn't you be able to just look and say well the way things were going didn't really work so maybe we should try something new right because it really didn't fucking work it hasn't been working at all shouldn't you do something different rather than just doing the same shit
Starting point is 00:17:18 that keeps failing for years United States doesn't negotiate with terrorist period of course we do we negotiate with terrorists all the time we negotiate with governments that terrorize their people on a daily basis. Of course we do. Yeah, it's not even true. Like, I know it sounds good to say, but like, it's not really true.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Yeah, Iran, for example, yeah, we don't negotiate with terrorists. Just sounds cool. Well, it's also with, like, a small group of people, right? Once it's an entire country, you do have to deal with them to an extent, right? I mean, let's be honest. So, yeah, apparently, like, they even went to the airport together and everything. So, uh, things are looking really good. and uh yeah yeah they've got him in the uh in like the beast and everything and yeah things are fine
Starting point is 00:18:24 even Biden gave terrorists a bunch of money not only didn't you know you should we negotiate the terrorists who've been funny for decades yeah like that that's the thing we've yeah we've been doing this for a while we'd already got our hostages back by negotiating yeah i know it's it's obvious but yeah even a lot of people in saudi arabia like trump which is crazy Man. Oh, boy. Wow. That's crazy. And yeah, let me see here. The Statue of Liberty was a bribe, guys, we can't take a plane because of, oh, no. It's so wild to see the song in Saudi. Yeah, it is. And things are getting very different, very fast. I'll tell you that. And love your culture more than you do? Well, I mean, at least more than half of the country does, right? and uh let's see if i can find the rest of these over here but uh yeah this is it what do we do the migration was caused by iraq by libya by this we want to give people freedom we're not going to have our own freedom pretty soon if we keep doing what do we do it the
Starting point is 00:19:51 migration was caused by iraq by Libya by this we want to give people freedom we're not going to have our own freedom pretty soon if we keep doing this we're not going to have our own freedom they're not going to want freedom it's like i saw somebody, I won't even say, because it's embarrassing. We want it where the women over there don't have to wear the, you know what. And then I said, oh, well, that makes sense. That's nice. Then I saw women interviewed. They said, we want to wear them. We've worn them for a thousand years. Why would anybody tell us not to? They want to. What the hell are we getting involved for? In fact, it's easier. You don't have to put up makeup. Look how beautiful everyone looks. Wouldn't it be
Starting point is 00:20:31 easier? Why? Right? Wouldn't that be easy? I'll tell you, if I was a woman, I don't want to, wah, I'm ready, darling, let's go. It's true. No, it was, the reason I won't mention the person's name because it was a Republican, you know. But the Democrats feel the same way. They want democracy. Democracy. We can't have it anymore.
Starting point is 00:20:56 We have to rebuild our country. Yeah, it's not our fucking problem. Tell are we getting involved for? They tell us not to. They want to. We want to wear them. We've worn them for a thousand years. why would anybody tell us not to
Starting point is 00:21:09 they want to what the hell are we getting involved for in fact it's easier you don't have to put up makeup look how beautiful what the fuck yeah exactly and this is this is why I like Trump a lot whenever he first ran is because yeah why are we getting involved with their bullshit this is not our problem this has anything to do with us not our business yes what the fuck is this
Starting point is 00:21:33 that's why they respect them yes that's exactly why they respect them. Yeah, get involved to make it better. Better. Why? With history? With history. Oh, with history. The self-aggrandizement of some people. For sure. Yes. We're going to read about all the history books of the 20-year war in the Middle East that replaced the Taliban with the Taliban. And we're going to say, wow, they were really trying to help everybody out. Yeah, that's amazing. Great. What a good use of money in time. Yeah, exactly. It's really crazy, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:22:11 Millions dead. Yes, there you go. Don't forget Russia was there for 20 years before us. Yeah, exactly. You spawned them, and then us spawned them. Yeah, exactly. Search images of Iran before and after Islamic resolution. Stop believing that their culture, this is a disgrace to Islam before. Everybody knows that Iran was different before them.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Everybody knows that. Who doesn't know that? Yeah, I feel like everybody knows that. like I mean maybe I look I mean I'm sure there's some people that don't but I think in a general sense yeah it's pretty obvious Trump is right we do not need to intervene in their customs yeah exactly but it's sad for the girls in Afghanistan who wanted to go to school though it is sad and I think that a lot of other cultures have things that I think are reductive but you're not going to get them to change their culture by bullying them
Starting point is 00:23:03 attacking them and then bombing them. This is not, it didn't work. It didn't work. We've done it. We've done it for years. It didn't work. It stopped doing it. Holy shit.

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