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Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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They've introduced Alligator Alcatraz, and we're finally getting our first look inside the new facility. This is a facility they're making as a migrant detainment facility. I don't really know what to say about it, but that's where we're at. Here we go. We're here. That's right. Pretty nice place. Dude, it would suck.

You can't jerk off anywhere in here. Like, that would suck, bro. Like, God damn. I'm like, everybody has to watch you. Like, fuck. Yeah. I mean, I guess you can. Yeah, I mean, that's true.

That's a nice place. That's what you get, yeah? Rules you have to face the wall. Yeah, is that it? But there's no wall. It's all just a chain link fence. The interview we did know how to avoid the gators. Wait, what?

How to avoid gators? Okay, give me a minute. Man. And where's the images here? It's going to be. horror movie when the gators get in yeah i don't know how they're getting the gators over there or not so there it is it's right there and so where are they so i guess the alligators are like in here this is like the forest this is like the pvp area or the wilderness area oh man it's fucking massive

look at that holy shit god damn oh oh oh no i don't think he knows that there he is the drag Yeah, he got drafted. It begins, yeah, we got to import into Texas gators. Oh, man, new federal employee. Yep, that's right, guys. Alligators never stop growing. They only die when they can't eat enough to sustain their size. We can measure success by the size of the alligators.

So, like, if you want the 10-foot big boys, because, like, you know that they do work, right? Yeah, who's going to feed him? You know the answer to that. I think that we all know the answer to that trip was nice and the job they've done is fantastic and this is what I'm just a second my dad's calling

hello my dad said that there's no getting away from the gaiters and not to forget about the pythons too indeed and Ron worked beautifully with Christy and the people at Homeland Security and got it done in how many days eight days all the new facility So they built this entire thing in eight days?

Well, why the fuck is the highway still under construction? What the hell is... And is this the model going forward, Mr. President? It can be. I mean, you don't always have land so beautiful, so secure. We have a lot of bodyguards and lots and in the form of alligators, you're not convinced. Wait, what? Yeah, I wouldn't want to run through the Everglades for law.

We'll keep people... Oh, my God. very important thing. We're setting records at the board. You know, we had no people from doing that. There's no gators on the highway? I guess so. It really is just a fence inside a tent.

Well, yeah. Well, look, we, thank you, Mr. President. Thanks for the leadership. The border, you did that quicker than we knew you'd do it, but you did it so quick, which is great. But Biden led in how many millions, and you got to take care of them. And so this is one example of state operating this,

The feds are approving it, supporting it. We're also going to have 2,000 more at Camp Landing, which is our National Guard site. Oh, my God. And we're the only state in the country that mandates our state and locals law enforcement to cooperate with ICE. It's made a huge difference. On any given day, Florida constitutes about 20% of all immigration arrests nationwide. So they're going to be able to get all of them. So they need four more of these.

Don't let Florida be the only state. We've got very red states that should be doing. doing this just as much as Florida's doing, that will increase their numbers. And then what happens is we'll have a lot of people that will deport on their own because they don't want to end up in an alligator alcatraz or some of those other. They're going to deport on their own because they don't want to end up an alligator alcatraz. Is that right? I bet that's true. I do.

I was going to ask you, we'll just be in the tightness of other states to come up. We are doing it. We have Louisiana doing it. Yeah. We have a lot of states. They seem to be red states, but whatever reason. But the red states, Republican-run states are doing it, the blue states don't do very well at the severe.

You know, I would say that exactly right. The governor here has been fantastic in forming this partnership for the Department of Homeland Security. We were looking at different contracts and different vendors, different vendors and thought why not go straight for governors and ask them to help us solve this problem. Florida was pretty loud. It's hard to, yeah, it's hard to listen to this. I'll see if I can find some more clips that are a little bit better, okay? Alligator. Bro, bro, did I just see what I thought I saw? Oh my God. Jesus. What are these people

doing? Okay, so yeah, there's the video right there. Those are the drab. Let's see if there's any more of this over here. Yeah, it's going to deputize National Guardsmen. We're deputized to be in this is we're offering up our National Guard and other folks in Florida to be deputized to be immigration judges. We're working with the department. Got to catch

them all. Justice for the approvals, I'm sure Pam will approve. But then you have, I'll have a National Guard judge advocate here. Someone has a notice to appear. They're drafting alligators, yeah. Biden would tell them to come back in three years and appear. Now you'll be able to appear in like a day or two. So they're not going to be

Damn. Hopefully for all that long. We'll have people here in this facility that can make, you know, it's a bureaucracy. The president's got to deal with the bureaucracy. Now that Supreme Court ruling was good because that's going to allow him to be able to exercise article two, the way founders attended. But you still have bureaucracy. So we want to cut through that so that we have an efficient operation between Florida and DHS to get the removal of these illegals done. Yeah, so this is it.

And then this is the damn, bro, he got them in there, huh? Holy shit God damn and so there it is guys I guess we uh we got oh no Alcatraz I just want everyone to know that there's official

Alligator Alcatraz merch there it is provided to us by the state of Florida incredible oh my fucking God would you rock this drip look at that

it's a nice hat I've got to say It is a nice hat by the state. Yeah. And so it's officially on, wait, alligator Alcatraz is officially on Google Maps. Holy fucking shit. This is air condition. I think our viewers at home should note that this is air conditioned facility.

So if any of the news claims are keeping them out in the hot human South Florida, that is wrong. It's probably 62 degrees. To be on. Hey, Biden wanted me in here. Okay. He wanted me. It didn't work out that way. But he wanted me.

He just doesn't give a fuck anymore, huh? He really just doesn't give a fuck anymore. Oh my God. Hey, Biden wanted me in here, okay? He wanted me. It didn't work out that way, but he wanted me in here that, so. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's just sitting around talking about that shit, so bitch.

And so let's see here. Oh man, look at all this. We're down the alligator alley right here, right outside of Utah. We've got a lot of people that's protesting. President Trump is getting ready to take off. Hopefully we get some footage of the gators later on. Things have been escalating. I heard that a woman recently got hit in the face.

So they're pushing everyone down to a single file line down to the right. You got pressing on the media down to the right. Uh-huh. Just like I said before, whether the president's up to take off. Stop ice. It's all a bunch of fucking old people. It's a bunch of old white people. Old white people complaining.

Moving everyone down a single foul line. Get out of here, Kid Rock. You are not a part of our group. Retired. I love how she's multi-classing. She's got on like, Isn't that one of those, like, I think isn't that a pro-Palestine thing too? And she's over here for the illegals?

It is? I thought it, well, yeah, yeah, that's where I thought it is. I don't know how to say the name. But yeah, bro, she's multi-classing. It looks like they've been bringing some of the migrants in. They've been bringing some of the migrants in through this facility as well. They got rainbow stickers on their loudspeakers. Water in the canal over to our right.

They need to go get the alligators out there. Yeah. So thank you. We don't have any that's not a part of my group. Thank you. If you want to respect to organized it. Please walk back. If you choose to say you are not a part of my group.

Thank you. Yes, she is multi-classing. Look at this. Professional complainers. How is it that we have so many of these unemployed karens that were just paying to run around and fuck around and mess everything up. Why is this happening? These, yes, multi-classing karens.

Where the fuck do these people get, she is employed? It's Monday. No, she's not. It's three fucking p.m. He posted this two hours ago. It's in the middle of the day. She's not employed. Let me read some of the signs.

Plains to El Salvador. Something about Auschwitz. No swamp Gestapo. It's funny to me how one note these people are. Literally everything is something about Nazi Germany. Out of the road. You're going to get run over. Oh, Jesus.

God. Isn't it crazy that these people, they just run around, then they just cause problems just everywhere? Welcome to Alligator Alcatraz. The entrance here is a 30 foot tall wall. None of this was here five days ago. You could get over that. Real easy.

To be fair, you can go over that. What the state of Florida has done here. Over my shoulder is the actual facility. As you can see, we'll be entering soon. Pop it. No, it's super easy. I've done that one time. for alligator alcatraz

got mosquitoes everywhere there's not a fun place easy bit of carpets you put in prison you do not want to go here obviously this is going to be a 5,000 bed federal facility

President Trump will be here soon I'm getting swarmed my mosquitoes right now and we saw at least 30 alligators on our way and driving it is in the middle of truly nowhere took us an hour, four hour drive to get here today. It's crazy.

Look at that. And there you go, ladies and gentlemen. As far as the eye can see, you go in and don't come out. And if you do, the alligators get you. And mosquitoes. Jeez. All right. Bro.

We'll show you inside. Follow along. It's going to be amazing. Oh, God. Catch me outside. Five-day cost crazy. Yeah, there it is, man. It's so fucking funny, man.

30 swan puppies, not a fun time? Yeah, come outside, bro. Like, yeah, see what happens. And it's on the maps and everything. Oh. This is so stupid. Oh, BIP. Oh, my fucking God.

And... Where is this coming from, bro? Like, oh, man. And right here on this location, we'll have about 3,000 beds. Location will have another 2,000 beds that will allow us to bring individuals across the country that we are bringing in and incarcerating for violating our laws and immediately get them out of the country as soon as we possibly can.

It's exactly what we need to be perpetuating in other states. And what I would say is I want all of you to notice these flyers that we've got. Is that everybody who sees these flyers or anybody who sees these news clips should know, you can still go home on your own. Yep. You can self-deport. If you go on the CBP home app and go home now, you will get the chance to come back to the United States legally. You will get the chance to come back and do it the right way. If you don't, you may end up here. And you may end up here and being processed, deported out of this country, and never get the chance to come back. That is the consequences of breaking the law in the United States of America. Listen, our job is to uphold the law. This is a country of laws. We have a border now. and we, because we have a president that cares and recognizes that we need to... Yeah, we're just going to pay him a thousand bucks to get the fuck out of here.

So I'm going to pay you $100 to fuck off. There's been a lot of inflation since then. So it's more now. It'll be a nation of borders and a nation that upholds the law. If you break the law, there's consequences. We will deport you and you will never get to be a United States citizen. You'll never even get to come back here and work and to pursue the American dream. but if you decide you want to go home now, go home

and we'll help facilitate it. We'll buy your plane ticket. We'll get you there. In fact, I just got back from Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras. Those countries are excited to get their citizens home. No, they're not. No, they're fucking not. They're probably, no, no way.

Let's see here. What is this? I already saw that one. If there's any more of these, okay. Liberal has a... Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, okay, we'll watch this one.

You're calling it Alligator Alcatraz. Are you fucking kidding me? If you missed it, Trump is headed to a low-cost immigrant detention camp built by Ron to Satan in the Florida Everglades. Let me just turn it back. You're calling it Alligator Alcatraz. Are you fucking kidding me? No. If you missed it, Trump is headed to a low-cost immigrant detention camp built by Ron to Satan in the Florida.

love how everybody makes fun of how childish Trump's names are, but now all of the leftists and people that are against him are using all of the names. If you hated this so bad and he's such a bad dude for it, then why are they all doing it now?

Florida Everglades. According to Triple K Caroline, quote, the only way out is via a one-way flight and it's surrounded by dangerous wildlife. You cannot be fucking serious. Listen, I know most maggots are 10 watt bulbs and 200 watt sockets, but let me see if I can make this crystal fucking clear for you. Okay. A large concentration of folks deemed undesirable by the

government put in a camp with no due process. If all... Sounds good. All right. Okay, got it. All right, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's getting even better. Okay. Okay. Only, there were some historical similarities there. Oh, wait. They might as well fucking right. Hard work will set you free above the entrance. And oh, yeah. As for the whole low-cost and efficiency thing. Yeah. The expected spending on this is $450 million to intern a thousand people.

Not a great look for the part of your fiscal responsibility. Well, it's a thousand people at one period of time. You're going to be cycling through them at a regular basis. So it's like it's a high fixed cost, but like there's a variable cost that gets lower over time. So when I tell you, soulless, loathsome, maggot pieces of shit to get fucked, this is why, this is the side of history that you're supporting. It's always, bro, it's always about being on the side of history. What I think, whenever I see the idea of like being on a certain side of history, I think this is like, this is prime, like 100% narcissism. Because these people think that they're going to be involved in history to begin with.

You think there's going to be like photographs of you with like your, you know, like your Ukraine shirt with your Palestine flag, with your anti-ice sign out there. And it says under the caption, you know, brave fighter resists against tyranny. Like this is, you really think this is what's going to happen? No, it's so delusional self-centered and narcissism. It's unbelievable. It really is. It's sad to see. The right side of history is the leftist version

that only God can judge me. Yes. This is way too fucking lie. I hate the fucking airplane shit. Let's see if I can find it. Mr. President, Mr. Governor, what's the message to Governor Gavin Newsom inside of this facility? Well, the first thing you should do is come here and learn something. Because they don't do this. They don't know. They wouldn't

know where to begin. And if they did it, across him a hundred times more. So I would say he should call the governor and Christy and I'm sure you'd give him a... His state is a disaster and he doesn't do this. Man, and bro's talking mad shit.

Yeah, he just sitting around saying whatever the fuck. And so anyway, there it is. So you got a bunch of these and these are other detainment camps as well. So they're letting them sleep under a fucking aluminum foil. That sucks. And what is this here?

The people, the nature, the church of fronts to the people, the nature, the community of South Florida. This is a environmentally destructive and spiritually poisonous. Spiritually poisonous. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, for sure, bro. I guarantee you, this guy probably doesn't believe in God. He's just using this as, like, a weapon to, like, get people to, like, agree with him. Yeah. But they want to construct on sacred land and sensitive habitat that cannot be.

Sacred land. Oh, God. Oh, God. Mental protesters, feed him to the gators. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I don't think he's in illegal. They won't need to do that. And, uh, okay.

Oh, God. Oh, bro. Crash out Karen added again. I had to forget about him, but Ron DeSantis is still governor of Florida. He took the comfy couch hosts on a tour of the concentration camp that he's building in Florida. Y'all really. like they love bro i wonder what it would be like to be like a holocaust survivor or like a person who

had to live through like nazi oppression and you have these people that are comparing like your family being systematically exterminated along with the entire ethnic area of that place to people being deported for being in a country illegally like i wonder like i mean that must be offensive to them right i feel like that's really kind of you Yeah, you're kind of downplaying it a little bit, huh? Florida, in order to round up people, brown people, and throw them in a camp because he doesn't want them in Florida. Surprise. We're not going to, no, no, no.

What did she say again? Up people, brown people and throw them in a camp. Oh, brown. I thought she said round. I was going to say that the fat camps, they need to do those, but they haven't done those yet. Cam, because he does. They're only putting brown, they're rounding up and putting all the brown people in concentration camps. doesn't want them in Florida. Surprise, surprise, the economy of Florida is going to be severely harmed by rounding up brown people who, by the way, all over this country, Latinos are afraid to go to work, anybody who is perceived?

Wait, wait, why would a Latino be afraid to go to work? Doesn't even make sense. Why do they keep acting like this is law-abiding citizens? Yeah, like, I have plenty of friends that are non-white, and they go to work every day. What is this? looks Latino, is afraid to go to work. Oh, they look Latino. Oh, right, of course. Yeah, the fat camps will come in another year. It's the RFK DLC. Yeah, I mean, I think what they should do with the fat camps too, by the way. Like, I really like, you know, the spectacle of certain things.

And I think that for each of the fatties, like, we should start with the ones that are over 500 pounds, right? I think that they should have one of these. obviously they would need a more they would need a heavy duty crane I don't think this would be enough for some of these people but you would have to can we please bro please put them in with the crane

please put them in with the fucking crane can you imagine that yeah lift them over the wall carry the payload yeah they have a dump truck to transport them? Yeah. The cat have pulled them over? Well, no, then they get hurt. They mess up their leg. Then they can't go on a treadmill. That'd cause a bunch of problems. Then they'd just be fat over there even longer. We don't want them to be fat. Like, yeah, you got to get rid of it. What is this here? And I'll see if there's any more of these to look at it. But yeah, this is, I think, one of the last ones. We've got a massive runway right behind us where any of the federal assets that they want to fly these people, back to the country. They can do it one-stop shop. Wow.

One-stop-stop-up. You got it all. You've got the detention facility. You've got the airport. Can the federal government make good use of this? We sure can. Talk about efficiency right then and there. But also, I want to talk about the funding for this. Some of it will be paid by the state of Florida, but a lot of it will be paid by the federal government. We're actually looking at FEMA to fund this. Through the shelter and services program, which we saw in the Biden administration, that funding was bastardized to use for places like the Roosevelt Hotel, which is the place that housed Trende Arago is really the base of operating. So what we're saying is that basically the funding is still for an illegal alien hotel.

It's just that now it's in Algate or Alcatraz instead of the Hilton. Well, I feel like that might be a little bit more efficient. So we're going to take that funding and actually house these illegal aliens before we get them out the door and out of our country. All right. We've got a massive runway. I guess this is him explaining it. And it's a great honor to be deep in Florida, the Florida Everglades to open America's newest migrant detention center. It's incredibly built, and you're seeing that yourself.

That's why I said, let the press join us on our walk so they can see what's happening. Oh, wow. It's known as Alligator Alcatraz, which is very appropriate because I looked outside, and it's not a place I want to go hiking anytime soon. Yeah. Very soon, this facility will house. some of the most menacing migrants, some of the most vicious people on the planet. We're surrounded by miles of treacherous swamp land, and the only way out is really deportation.

And a lot of these people are self-deporting back to their country where they came from. Quite a few were amazed at actually the number. I'd be fucking, bro, I'd be fucking leaving. We took the FEMA money that Joe Biden allocated to pay for the... So Joe Biden basically did this. Free luxury hotel rooms where he's paying hundreds of millions of dollars in New York City. and we used it to build this project. And Narano was just a little fraction of that money.

The money they spent on that. Man, and so there it is, guys. So many people are going to die here and their bodies will be dumped into the swamp to hide the evidence. We will never know about it because they will lie and cover it up. This is not the way. Hashtag alligator Auschwitz should not exist. Hashtag American Concentration Camp should not exist. What a surprise that a brightly colored Karen with like that hair.

What a big surprise that's it. What is this? I will be in jail if I see somebody wearing an alligator alcatraz shirt or any type of merch. What are you going to do? It's a concentration camp. And using that language matters. It is a concentration camp. I don't think that these people realize that I don't think anybody gives a fuck.

about any of this language and like this World War II posturing bullshit. Like, am I the only person that literally just thinks it's funny? That they're even trying to use this as an example? Like, oh, wow, I'm going to use this as, oh, it's a concentration camp for sure. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure, definitely. 100%. That's hilarious, yeah. Reacting like it's an amusement park. It's disgusting. I will be in...

Whoa. Okay. So if she's unhappy and she says that it should be an... amusement park. I think I have the solution. Whenever one of them escapes, we need to have 24-7 drone coverage on the individual aliens that are getting out of the different facilities, and then people can bet on them live on Polly Market to see who's going to get away and for how long will they survive. And if they end up making it to a city, they get American citizenship. You want an amusement park? I'd say that's fucking amusing. I don't see the problem there at all. There you go.

We'll go through, actually, you know what? We already went through a lot of these. Oh, my. Oh, shit. That's a whole ass lot of them. God damn, that's a lot of them. Well, they're going to be having a good time over there, huh? Is that it?

Yeah, the problem is they think they're smart and all I see is golden juice? No, no. The reason why they say this shit and they get into it is that you described to Hunger Games? Well, yeah, I mean, of course. They're going to be hungry. Yeah.

I mean, of course they're hungry. They don't have it. Like, probably not a lot of people escape. So, like, yeah, that'd be it. The concentration camp, I don't even give a shit. Like, call it whatever you want. I agree with whatever it is. Yeah, I mean, somebody wants to go and say, oh, it's like World War II.

Okay, whatever. Gives the shit. And so, same people that get mad over the word concentration camps are the ones shouting death to Jews, infatada, infatata. Yeah, exactly, right? Of course. Gators don't die of old age. They keep getting bigger and die of starvation.

so you can have like boss gators well that would be a good idea 8th Amendment aminasmus no no listen we're not feeding them to the gators they're just near the gators and the gators eat them yeah that's all I gotta leave I gotta end a bit earlier I've got to take my dad up to a doctor's appointment today

and so I gotta leave in about five minutes I can hang out for about five more minutes but I've got to go up there and do that for him and so that's the plan have a little bit of a shorter day today hopefully soon we can get back to normalcy, but right now we just have to keep dealing with this stuff. So yeah, that's what we're at. And I want to make sure I got on at least for a little bit and hung out with you

guys and did that. I try to be live every single day and, you know, we do our best, although sometimes real life gets in the way and I have to go up and down. Did you comment on Trump saying Elon's home is in South Africa? No, I'll give you my brief opinion on that. I think it's stupid and I think it's destructive. Elon and Trump should be working together. They agree on nine out of ten things and the arguments and fighting between them only serves to weaken both of their parties and both of their positions? It's a bad idea.

Look at the White House official page. Pass the one big beautiful bill. Branding is immaculate. Unless they're going to rig the next election, all the American data that Elon's installed pipeline is training into super AI. I think that right now the chances of a Democrat winning the next election

are pretty much zero. I'll be real. I think it's pretty much zero. like why would anybody vote for like all of their um like everything that they do and like all of their positions are just retard positions that i don't think that normal people agree with like uh you know like sex changes for uh kids uh fucking illegal aliens and giving them aid just bullshit yeah and like it's ridiculous like there's no way that they're going to be able to win