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Honestly, I was watching, you know how I was watching yesterday play this?
I was watching Charlie play this.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It was like watching him play the game.
It was like, you know, that video of a guy that spent like $2,000 raising like an animal so he can slaughter the animal just to make one sandwich?
I was, I was so annoyed because I'm like, because he's running around, he's selling cocaine for like $5.
just to get experience
and it was tilting the fucking shit
out of me. I was getting so mad.
I'm like, you need to say, what are you doing?
Like, do this, do more of this, do more of this. Like, what are you doing?
I was so, so agitated by it.
Okay, let me see.
All right, so we have super mega long dick and this is the 4X.
Okay, and this is more super mega long dick.
Let's see.
I probably should bag some of these, but I'm not going to worry about it.
And, okay, let's go ahead and sell.
Because like right now, all,
we need to do is we just need to make sales and make money, right? Literally, that's it. And let me check
my dealers too. So he's got 146. Ooh, Jane is, Jane is kind of low. How do we feel about
maybe giving them some of my, uh, my lava dick? I think I'm going to give Jane some lava
dick. Yeah, I think that'd be a good idea. I want to buy something. Okay, not yet. That probably in five
minutes. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put this on one. That way it's faster.
Beat up Peter? Yeah, I saw him doing that a lot. But I just need to, I need to get to cocaine. As soon as I
get to cocaine, it's going to change my life. And everything in my life is going to get better.
There aren't going to be any more problems. Nothing's going to go wrong. Everything's going to be
great. This game's amazing. Yeah, I really think this game's great too. It's really fun.
Okay, where's this person?
Where's my dealer?
Marco?
I didn't sell the Mar-I didn't get Marco on the hook.
Oh, he's on the other side.
Okay.
It's fun to watch.
Yeah, I think a lot.
Oh, I know.
He's the guy inside here.
Okay, a free sample.
All right, let's get it.
Tomorrow for sure, guys.
Tomorrow he's going to buy it.
Everything's going to be okay.
Bro, that shit stressed me out.
Did y'all see that?
He's trying to go after me.
Make some fire.
for samples? Well, I gotta make sure that these guys are all working, right? Okay. So we're gonna,
we're taking this to like three, right? And so we have the press. Okay, and nothing is happening at all.
Nobody's working at all. Doing anything, period. This is the reason why. Miracle slime. Okay.
Green dick cheese. We're gonna call it that. And let me make sure that we have everything else set up.
Okay, and let me make sure I've got this.
Okay, this is good.
That's good.
And I don't know why they're not working right now.
Why are they not working?
Okay, some of these people don't have enough money.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be like Santa Claus, bro.
Okay, there it is, good.
I think I've got another bed up here, right?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, I'm gonna just put this in there too.
There we go.
We keep them on the hook.
Okay, and they're still not doing anything.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Now they're working.
See, that's what we like to see, boys.
Okay, and we'll sell more of this.
And now we've got to go back and we've got to talk to our dealers.
You smell the money?
Yeah, exactly.
No gold weed quality.
No, the quality doesn't matter a whole lot yet.
I think it will only matter whenever I get to a higher level area.
And so I haven't done it.
Okay, let me talk to Lisa.
She's the nurse, right?
Yes, she is.
Okay.
Yes.
33%.
33%,
20%.
Okay.
Let's just get this.
Come on.
Man, I am just getting so unlucky with this shit.
This is crazy.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, make some new shit.
No, no.
I just, I think I just need to keep doing it.
doing it until they buy it.
Like, I'm the kind of guy.
Okay, Billy Crystal.
Let's go talk to Billy Crystal.
Yeah, we're going to try and sell directly to him.
And I need to also, like, I need to get my dealers set up too.
Like, where are my dealers?
Okay, Jane's over this way.
I'm going to go give Jane the Lava Dicks.
Because that's a lot of money.
Okay, here we go.
I'm going to get my money and then also trade some items.
And we're going to give her a lot of Lava Dicks.
Like, this is a massive amount of Lava Dix.
Okay, good. There's Trent.
All right, want to buy something?
Oh, just one.
101%.
Oh my God. How does this keep happening to me?
Why are they saying no?
This is ridiculous.
Too high prices? I don't know.
Okay, let's go back over here.
I feel like I'm mixing too many ingredients together and it's confusing.
I think maybe I'd be better off if I didn't do that.
Even though the mixing seems like a good idea, I'm like investing so much time into doing it that it's ending up like wasting time.
You see what I'm saying? Like, just make one mix for what they prefer.
Yeah, I'll probably do that at some point.
Okay, here we go.
Nice. Okay.
Melissa, white gruel. Okay, good.
I'm going to take this to, I'm going to try and sell it for 800.
Oh my God.
Bro, Melissa is a fucking retard.
You're buying it for that much?
How?
She dumb as fuck.
Okay, well, let's go back around and we're going to make a little bit of money.
Oh, there it is.
All right, we got it.
Oh, bro, this is all about me right now.
Let's go. Let's get it.
All right.
Let's go ahead and let's try and buy five.
And we're going to do this much.
Okay, what time you want to do?
to meet. All right, let's go and talk to him. All right, that's good. And, uh, yep, there we go.
That's not, guys, that's the way it is. That's just how it goes. Um, I never, if I, if I feel like
I'm losing, I quit, bro. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and try and take this guy up to two,
two long dicks. No thanks, Brody. Brody, who the fuck is Brody? 13, wait,
Why the fuck did Brad have that much money?
Oh my God.
Okay, anyway, what's this here?
Super Mega Long Dick.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and put Super Mega Long Dick on the market.
So products, methamphetamine, and super mega long dick.
We're going to list this for sale.
And we're going to put it at $209.
Actually, no.
We're going to put it at $2009.
$120.
$200.
Yeah, let's do $209.
I'm feeling really good about $209.
Okay?
Because I already have,
um, I have a fucking, like,
however many this is of it.
Okay.
And this is, this is all I'm selling, right?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, good.
So let me double check.
All right, we have all these set up.
And then
tomorrow, I need to spend all of my time.
Just a minute.
Calm down.
Okay, I'm good.
I'm 100% good.
There's no way they're going to get me here.
There it is. Got it.
All right, let's go ahead and go to the first person.
Who's first person? This guy.
See, they can never get me.
Like, they think they can get me? They can't.
I've never been arrested, not even once.
It's because I'm smart.
I don't take risks.
I'm going to sell it to this guy.
Never mind.
Okay, who's this person over here?
All right, we got this guy right here too.
Trent, let's go ahead and get him.
Now, Trent's already, he's always a low baller.
And so, uh, unfortunately, we had to like charge him a little bit less.
All right.
Oh, fuck.
There's this person over here.
Dude, I'm actually so bad.
All right.
We're going to go sell up the Trent right now.
There's no way cops are going to be over here.
I'm just going to, I'm going to pretend like it's just not happening.
Okay.
Got it?
Fuck the police.
I need to, bro.
I, I, I'm actually like, this, this is really bad.
I'm so bad.
Oh, my.
Dude.
Are you kidding me?
How does this keep happening to me?
Fuck, I, wait, I can't go in?
Turn off my light?
Wait, really?
Let me go all the way over here.
$800 for that.
That's huge.
Okay.
Oh my God, I'm a fucking idiot.
Dude, I...
Is it really the light that it's getting them?
Like, I don't even know.
Yes, you need to kill them.
I have to kill the police.
I feel like if I do that, that's bad, right?
I mean, isn't it like against the law or something?
Oh my god.
Bro, this is insane.
How?
Did they like, did they buff the police?
I can't even do anything.
I can't even sell drugs anymore.
This is...
This is ridiculous.
What the fuck is this, guys?
It's a new patch update?
No, I'm like not even kidding you.
I, I...
Hopefully nobody shows up here.
Okay, I'm fine.
I've never had it this bad.
Okay, let me go in here.
We're going to go through this.
Over through this.
Over to this.
Okay.
Got it.
All right, so we did everything.
Everything's all right.
Now let's go back.
We're going to go to sleep.
Just don't get arrested?
Yeah, I know.
I didn't, by the way.
Nothing bad happened.
They thought they were gonna get me?
They didn't.
Okay, now I go to sleep.
That's, dude, I need to sell more.
Like, I need to sell...
This is not good enough.
Okay, just to give me... I used the bathroom.
Where all my money at?
$400.
$700 for Kevin.
Get it.
That's right, Kevin.
You want it.
Okay, so all this is working now, right?
Why isn't he doing it?
Do it, bitch.
Shit!
I have to do this myself?
This is ridiculous.
Okay, let me do it again.
Come on.
There it is.
Okay, so now we have both of those set up.
Yeah, and that's good.
You got to reload the save?
Okay.
I'll do whatever I need.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm bringing manufacturing back to America myself.
That's right.
Okay, so we got to look at this green dick cheese, okay?
Okay?
It's only two more dollars.
I'm gonna take it up to
1-15.
That way my dealers will sell it for that much money.
117? No, it's okay.
They'll buy it, don't worry about it.
Why wouldn't they buy it?
I'm gonna make a lot of fucking money.
I'm about to be fucking rich.
Why this shit?
Why I'm gonna get it?
Oh my god!
Oh!
Bro!
Why are there so many police officers in this game now?
It never used to be like this.
It would never like to...
Now they're all trying to...
This is a matter.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to go get Billy.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Benji?
I'm going to get Benji up onto this.
I'm going to get Benji up on that green dick cheese.
Yeah, we're going to get Benji caught up with that dick cheese.
And we got super mega long dick cheese.
right here too. White gruel. Okay, that's good. All right, that should be fine. Let me go over and check my
meth lab. See how things are going over there. Their plans to increase police AI in the game.
Yeah, no doubt. Okay, how are we doing? Have they done anything? They literally haven't done anything.
But I don't understand why didn't... Oh, maybe there's no jars in there. So she's not doing it.
Let me see if this is going to get her to work. There it is. All right.
you dumb you dumb bitch let's get it done all right so let's go ahead and pick this up we're going to do
the beans first all right we got the beans next we got the these here i think these went right here
and then we need uh the batteries i think the batteries went right here and then we need we got another one
the iodines
and we're going to get them locked into right here
I got $30,000
bro I'm rich bitch
okay so
the next thing I need to be thinking about right now
is how is it
that I get the big money
how do I get the big money
I'm going to make sure we get everything ready
we got meth going on
ooh I actually need more meth
We are low on meth
This is not a big meth situation
Okay
We got to fix this immediately
I'm going to put that in there
We're going to put that in there
We're going to put that in there
Okay
And we need more phosphorus and more acid
I feel like right now
Maybe what I should do
I should just take all my shit off the market right now
And I should just think about setting up my
supply chains.
When we do that, I'm going to take everything off the market right now, and I'm going to just
think about supply chain management.
That's all I'm going to be a businessman for one day.
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
Because right now, like, I'm in a situation that isn't a good situation, and I need to
put myself in a good situation, so I'm out of this bad situation, because that's where I'm at
right now, which is not a good situation at all.
And so let's go back over here.
We're going to look at this guy.
Why aren't you working? There's nothing from me to do right now. Okay, yeah. Um, is that true?
Wait, well, why don't... Wait, what?
Isn't this supposed to be going over to... going over to there?
Shouldn't, aren't you supposed to be getting that?
And then aren't you supposed to be doing this? Okay, good. All right, I was getting worried there.
So we gotta do, um, right now, like, I'm gonna be thinking about getting more material.
So that way I can build the Meth Empire even greater.
And so we're going to do chili and we're going to get 100 of each.
Okay. So we're going to get 100 chilies.
And I'm going to put 100 of each of these.
This might take a little bit of time.
Uh-uh, bro.
The cops try to stop me, but it doesn't matter.
Okay.
I'm going to actually get more than that.
I didn't know there was that much chili gone.
Order horse come?
No, I need to actually set up my weed and get things like more.
for that because it's not working right now okay like to purchase something okay so
megabean uh let's go hit 120 on megabines okay and i'm gonna get actually 20 more chili too
yeah that way we just get everything ready and that way i have my meth lab this is like it's not
even a meth lab it's a meth runway and we're gonna we're gonna uh take off and we're gonna go to
the moon okay put all this in there too okay we're a little bit out of space that's fine i'll just put
this over here. And we need some explosive products. It's a meth home. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not a meth house.
It's a meth home. That's true. That's actually a great point. I forgot about that.
Okay. And we also need batteries. So we're going to get a one, we're going to do a 120 on batteries.
And also like, watch this, watch this. Watch this. Oh my God, feels good. Oh, yes. That's right.
So $10,000.
That's so easy.
All right.
And where's the batteries?
Over here.
Okay.
And we need, right now, we need a little bit more.
So after this, after this, I'm feeling like we go and we start buying some more meth stuff.
And let's see here, we need iodine.
We're going to get 100 iodine.
I'm actually, see, is there anything else I really need?
Nah, I feel like actually we're good.
Like, we're kind of good right now.
I'm gonna just get 40 bags
That way I can
Like bag this shit myself on an individual level
For some of the meth, right?
Because like
inventory being empty is like always like lowered efficiency
What's this music?
This is new
They never had this before
This is all new
Actually let me let me
I'm gonna make some say I'm gonna do the fucking thing
Give me a minute
I gotta make a I got a laundering
money i gotta wash my money just get it let's get it big money huge money let's get the other one oh
i don't listen to the police bro they try to get me i just run away life is too easy for me let's go sell
it to something this dumb bitch one oh i don't even have i just realize i don't i don't even have
anything to sell i'm scared i'm scared okay um mess we have to make mess we need more mess
minute. No, bitch. We just go around. The cops never get me. Okay, this is a big meth situation.
Let me actually see, is it 10 per each or five? Okay. Let me go ahead and do, I guess I'm going to do
20 of these and then we're going to do 30 of these. This is $2,000. That's a big meth situation.
I'm actually going to double up on this. I'm going to buy even more.
It's like I need to sell the meth at a high price
But I feel like it's easier for me to sell weed
Like nobody wants meth anymore people only want weed
It's weird
Okay, uh actually let me go in here and do this
Okay, that's done and then this has gotta be done too
Okay good
All right now we're gonna put this stuff away and I'm gonna take this out too
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm trying to think why I'm gonna do with my long dick
Right? Like, I just don't know. I'm trying to think.
Um...
Let me think.
Okay. Um...
That's just base meth.
We'll get the addictiveness. It's maxed.
It's maxed addictiveness.
Okay, so all this is good. Everything here is good. How's their money?
Are they good on money?
Let me get him on money.
And I'm gonna get him on money too.
And then...
I'm gonna pick this up, pick that up.
I just, I just want to see them, I want to see them make me money.
There it is.
I'm seeing it.
We need more jars.
All right, I'm gonna go get Peter on, on this, on this thing here.
I'm thinking about like, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
I thought I was, I'm not.
Press the meth.
Well, like, but I got to sell, like, I feel like maybe what I should do is, like,
I should stop trying to sell directly.
and I should just go up to people and sell right on the street.
Like, that's what I could maybe do,
is I could just start selling directly on the street to people
rather than trying to actually find people.
And then that way I can focus entirely on supply chain management.
But I just don't know what the right decision is, you know?
Like, we got Kevin all the way up to $700.
Like, Kevin is a fucking retard, and so he'll buy anything.
Which is good for me, right?
very good for me
I got actually check in with my dealers
and see how everything's going
I'm going to re-up the dealers after this
but yeah I do feel like we got
too many mixtures going on here
it's just a bit too much
like I don't
I'm just not seeing
like that number right there that's not a good
number I don't like that number
oh
yeah I actually think that we need to focus
more on
we need to focus more on just like making
sure that my dealers are set up rather than focusing on anything else because like that's the one thing
I think is holding me back right now focus on more horse come no we we already have a lot of it right now
like we have so much horse come it's crazy so there shouldn't be a problem there that's the one thing
that we're not uh behind on like we're behind on a lot of things except for horse come horse come is the
one thing that we have. Actually, I would say, if anything, I think we have too much horse come,
which is a good problem to have. I mean, we've never had that problem before. So this is,
this is a great thing. Put that away. All right, pick these up. And this should be everything,
too. Okay. And so we got more green dick cheese. So that's 60 in a day. Okay. And why are they not
working. Oh, bro, I don't have, what was I combining this shit with again? Batteries. We need,
all right, this is a big battery situation. Okay, um, should I just buy big dick batteries?
Because I could literally just have an assload of batteries delivered right now. Like,
I'm talking about 320 batteries at this very moment.
Yeah, let's do it.
I literally just did it.
It's over.
And so I'm going to buy a little bit more.
That way, you know, things are good.
I'm going to buy 60 batteries.
That way, like, they have stuff for now.
And then by a time that the delivery arrives, they can finish up with everything else.
Because, like, that way, if I get bonus batteries, I'm not going to have to worry about, like, anything else.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
This is, like, literally the most inefficient way I'm doing this.
Okay.
Let me sell him something.
Free sample.
Lava dick.
There it is.
I knew I would get it.
I knew it.
Okay, so...
I guess I'm going to go try and sell it to this guy while we wait for this bitch to come back.
Yeah, no, that's fine.
Police.
Okay, where's this guy?
Mack Miller?
We got to go buy shit for him.
Where is he?
Where's he at?
Where's Mac?
Why are there police here?
Is that Mac right there?
Is that him?
That's Randy.
I know that's not Mac.
That's who the fuck is Chris?
Fuck.
The door and the alley.
Okay.
Oh, damn.
45%?
45%?
39%.
We're gonna get him on the lava dick right here.
Come on.
Get it.
Oh, you love to see it.
I knew I was about to get it there.
Wow.
There you go? Yeah.
Okay.
Um, I guess we can go try and sell to Lisa again.
Let's go try and give Lisa another thing.
Oh, let me go sell this guy something.
Okay, let's not.
Today Lisa is going to buy it.
I can tell you guys right now, she's going to buy it.
Okay, she's in here.
42%.
Come on, Lisa.
Come on, Lisa.
Tomorrow, tomorrow for sure.
tomorrow's going to happen for sure
I can tell
tear me apart bro this bitch like I mean she just does not want to
she just doesn't want it to happen
okay I feel like right now
honestly things are really good
I just need to think about how to make money
like so
I think that right now what I need to do
is I just need to be doing individual sales
I need to go up to people
and I need to say,
do you want to buy methamphetamine?
And if they say yes, I sell it to them.
Like, that's what I need to do.
Sell both? No, no.
I feel like that's the right option.
Isn't it?
Is it not?
I feel like it is.
So like, I'm going to take this out
because I sell this a lot myself
and I'm going to get him on some lava dick
and I'm even going to go and get him on
some super megal avidic.
That way I can focus
on just selling these jars, because I feel like
these jars sell really well.
Like,
because I, like,
I'm always selling these jars.
Oh, I need to get more,
more, uh, bottles.
Speaking of jars, we gotta get 80 jars.
Yeah, this is gonna be good.
That's just 40.
Okay, uh, she's gone now, but I'm just gonna take them back.
I, I confused myself.
I thought it was, uh, more.
It was more?
Yeah, it was.
But that's okay.
So I'm going to put this back on the market.
Actually, let me think right now what I need to do.
So like, I'm thinking about, I think honestly, I just need to make sales.
That's literally all I need to do is make sales.
So I'm going to put this on the market.
We got a lot of these.
I'm going to list this for sale right there.
And all we do is make money.
You guys see what I'm saying?
Like, I feel like that's a good idea.
The only thing is, like, right now, I feel like, actually, let me get some more product so I can give it to the dealers.
And I'm going to focus only on selling the weed myself.
Because I feel like people don't buy meth in, like, large quantities.
But I can always upsell people to buy weed in large quantities, which means that, like, the value of each sale is pretty high.
And so I'm actually going to go do this, too.
Look at that.
That's a lot of long dicks, right?
And I'm just thinking about
respond to your text.
Oh, shut the fuck up, man.
Okay, let's just go do that.
I'm going to put this away right now.
Yeah, I'm going to swap everybody out.
I'm going to get them selling weed.
And then, or I'm going to get them selling meth
and I'm going to sell weed because I just feel like
sale for sale.
Like, I come out ahead whenever I sell the weed myself.
Because, like, I can upsell people like crazy.
Like Benji, like I'm gonna get Benji, I'm gonna get back on this right here
And then I'm gonna get Benji on Lava Dick
I'm like Benji is gonna be big on Lava Dick now right?
That's a lot of Lava Dick
And so now I gotta find who who's my lowest
Oh Billy, I gotta go let me go try and give something to Billy here
We gotta go figure this out
Where the hell is Billy? Okay, he's over that way. Oh he looks like a nerd. Okay, we can we can find Billy
There's Billy.
Oh yeah, he's definitely a nerd.
He's like chemistry.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, super nerd.
38%.
58%.
Okay, let's just go ahead and get it.
What?
How could that happen to me?
How is this happening to me?
This is ridiculous.
Okay, I'm going to sell it to this guy.
Never mind.
Okay, let me do all these.
$700.
I'm going to take everybody up to $700 from now on.
Yeah, like I feel like honestly we're just going to take them up and sell them for a higher amount.
I'm going to take this guy to 800?
Yeah, like these guys are retarded.
Like this is so easy for me.
$750 for this one?
You're so stupid.
They're so dumb.
I hate them.
Okay, let's see here.
There it is.
All right.
Next.
And let me go back and look at, okay, we got Billy.
How's Brad doing on the dealers?
Brad's at
120
Jane is only at
we gotta get Jane
Let's get Jane
Upped on the big lava dicks, okay?
I'm thinking Jane needs the big lava dicks
Now where is she though?
Okay, she's over in her trailer
That's good
I can just go over there
Today's the day? It will be, yeah
And there's also like a sale that I'm
make here too.
Trent, we're gonna, how much y'all want to bet?
Trent's gonna roach out.
$6,000.
Super mega, long dick, big money.
I'm gonna take some of this back.
And now she's gonna be only doing meth.
Like the fact that I have graduated her to only doing meth,
I am so proud of myself.
People said it wasn't possible.
They said I couldn't do it.
I did it.
I already tried to,
to give it to this guy right okay um i'm gonna get you for two oh my god bro it is this my life now
this is crazy i'm making so much fucking money okay i'm gonna try and sell elizabeth two that's fine that's
fine they don't always want it she he wants it though he wants him you want it okay you don't
want it all right uh trent let's go ahead let's get trent i'm gonna take trent to uh uh
three?
I feel like we probably should kill Trent.
I do.
I think we should because, like,
I don't like him.
Yeah, I don't like him.
I don't like how he doesn't buy anything.
And he never buys anything either.
It's not like he'll buy something sometimes.
He never buys anything.
And I don't,
I just think we should kill him.
I think it'd be better for everybody if he was dead.
What do you guys think?
send them to your dealer?
You know what?
That's actually an even better idea.
I'm going to send Trent to the dealer.
I never want to buy...
I don't like him.
He's always causing problems.
He never wants to buy anything from me.
I'm going to do it right now.
I'm going to take...
Who do I like?
Elizabeth.
Elizabeth will always buy shit.
I never want to sell anything to Trent again.
Trent can suck a fucking dick.
Okay.
We're beyond that now.
I'm never gonna think about him again.
He's such a rat.
Let's see where they got.
Oh, there's two of them over there?
Okay, I'm Billy.
I think I already sold the Billy, right?
I bet I probably did.
Okay, complete deal.
Boys.
Boys, no way.
No fucking way.
Is this gonna be my life now?
All right, all right, we're gonna meet up.
We're gonna meet up with him tomorrow.
So I'm about to start selling cocaine.
So I'm thinking about
Like in the
And selling cocaine
Like the situation of selling cocaine
Like stupid police
I'm so much smarter than the police fuck
I forgot what I was going to say
We gotta go back over here
Cocaine, that's right
That's what I was going to say
Okay well out this guy
Can I sell? How are we doing Molly?
Big money? Good
Okay let's go inside here
Oh, I forgot I ended to sell there.
Kim, $700.
Let me actually talk to messages, Salvador.
I want to order a dead drop, and I'm going to take 10.
Okay, got it.
So I'm going to go to sleep, and I'm going to wake up,
and I'm going to have cocaine in my stocking, like it's Christmas.
It's a crackhead Christmas.
That's the kind of money I want to see right there.
See, that's my life.
There it is.
There it is.
See that?
It's a white Christmas.
That's racist.
But yeah.
Let's go this one.
Where's it at?
It's under the bridge.
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think.
So we need to buy cauldrons.
I don't know how to make cocaine.
I actually don't.
So...
Damn, bitch!
I want to purchase something?
Uh, let's get.
get some jars. We probably don't have that many jars. Let me get 80 jars. All right, let's get 60 jars.
I forgot I got a bunch of shit in my house. So do we move everything to cocaine? Because if cocaine is where
the money's at, today you're going to take it. Oh, no, no, I thought of somebody up.
We do everything, we hard pivot to cocaine. You a new house and do it there? No, all houses, all
cocaine. Oh, why would I even make jars if I already have this? Okay, I don't know what I was thinking.
Anyway, let me get this battery set up. This is a big battery situation. Okay. Then we get all the
hose to work. Let's go. Do it in the warehouse? Uh, in the warehouse? I probably need to get more of these.
I need to get into their shelf. I feel like we probably should do that. That's actually a good idea.
So I could get like everybody
In two days you can buy the warehouse
Okay, so what I do is that
I'm gonna just put these up here for now
One more
Set up the warehouse for Coco
But like if I if like
But like shouldn't I also set up this area for cocoa as well?
Like I don't even know how to make cocaine
Like I guess I'm gonna learn
Like it's on the job training
How you make cocaine
How does it work? You just do it.
I'm gonna take it to 700.
She's a dumb bitch. She'll buy anything.
Kevin, watch this.
Watch this. See, now I got them all the way up to 700 now.
Buy a new house for it, I will.
Use the warehouse as your cocoa spot and grow the barn to make cocaine.
I just don't know how to do it. Like, I don't know yet.
I gotta learn
Okay
Five
We're gonna take him to 725
Peter has to pay extra
Because he has glasses
And I want to charge people with disabilities
More money
Just for no particular reason
Okay
So we have all this
This is all good
I feel like honestly right now guys
All we need to do is wait to make the cauldron
Like I wait for tonight
I make my cauldron
Or I get my cauldron
and then everything else is good to go.
And I'm trying to think, because tomorrow is going to be Monday.
Let me show her something.
Okay, let me not.
All right, so this is like 120.
This is like kind of low.
Molly's a little bit low.
Brad is kind of low.
Brad is really kind of low.
He's only at 110.
I'm thinking we,
I'm thinking we re-up on Brad.
And I take some of the,
um,
fucking weed that he had.
And
I take the weed that he had
I forgot what I was gonna say.
Yeah, I forgot what I was gonna say.
I don't know.
Oh yeah, yeah.
And then I sell it myself.
I swap it out with meth.
That's right.
Okay, how are we doing now?
See, it's just like, bro, like this is,
it's crazy how long this shit takes to do
because like we got,
okay, this is all good, that's all good.
We're just out, we're out of product again.
Like, how do they make so,
much meth because it's just like all right let me i got to order a delivery so delivery and not the
barn uh we need the bungalow and we need uh let's see what do we need we need battery we need 80 battery
and we need iodine 80 80 of this and then we also need uh chili i think right well because it's
lava deck yeah i think so yeah okay that's good
And so we're just going to place this order and then we're going to buy everything there.
Yeah, that should be fine.
I think that's what I had.
Yeah.
Okay, and we'll go deliver this in just a bit, but we're not going to worry about right now.
So I'm going to go catch up with one of my dealers right now.
Damn, bro, like, only three people want to buy my shit right now?
That's weird.
That's really weird.
So I think that's what I need to do, though, is that I need to go and
there he is um anyway so uh let's see here trade items and i'm gonna take i'm gonna take this myself
and i'm gonna give him the super mega long dick and now he's gonna be selling super mega long dick
all the time complete deal okay oh damn bro he's 2v1ing them he might be embarrassed
okay there's nobody here yet all right let me see if i can if i can sell anything else
the restricted area car wash 20,000
A $20,000 car wash.
That's a lot of money.
Okay, W up.
There it is.
This is the easiest $300 of my life.
Okay.
Okay, now we're going to sell this to Lisa,
and she's going to buy it this time.
Here you go.
I knew I were going to get them.
I knew I were going to get them.
See, they thought I wasn't going to get them,
but I did.
I got them.
And we only have one more left.
We got to get Billy.
We get Billy on the hook,
and then we are totally good to go.
Okay. All right. She doesn't want to buy anything.
Let me talk to this guy, maybe.
Mr. Hat? Okay, we don't talk to Mr. Hat.
What about this guy?
Okay. Let's get Phil up on two right now.
All right, let's make some money.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha. Yes. I knew I was a winner.
Okay. 700.
Let's get it.
All right.
Javier again.
get him up to 700 again there it is i guess that's fine you guess right okay good so we got all the
we got all these lined up and what time are we okay we are about time for fucking uh let me go buy a
cauldron all right this is me okay i'm gonna buy i probably should just buy two right like i
should probably just buy two and what else we need an oven two ovens okay 8 000 pots
Why would I need pots?
So you have to grow the cocoa leaves?
So I need to go
All right, I need to reorient my whole life at this point.
I didn't even realize that.
You have eight extra pots?
No, I'm going to buy the good pots.
Yeah, I'm going to buy the good pots.
Don't worry about it.
Damn, Gerald's always getting it twisted.
Convert the set of eight.
No, no, I'm going to go all the way.
Because like if we're talking about buying cocaine,
or sorry, making cocaine, like that
that's really where I have.
to be putting in like 120% right like that's where that's where like I really need to take my
life seriously I can't be fucking around so like only the best for for selling cocaine right I mean
that's that that's the way I see it true so we buy the best pots we buy the best everything
and we make cocaine you see what I'm saying like that's the smart thing to do
People that aren't smart, they wouldn't do what I'm doing, but I would.
At the dock.
Yeah, racks too.
Yeah, we got to think about, I'm thinking about we go and we buy the big house.
We buy the big house and we put everything on the line.
I'm still currently, I'm currently waiting.
Oh, let me get you.
Where's this guy's thing?
Is that Salvador's?
Okay, so it's near the barn.
Okay, that's fine.
I could go pick up the rest of my shit, but I'm not going to worry about right now.
Yeah, like, customer satisfaction is extremely important to me.
So right now, here's what I'm going to do.
We're going to make all these sales right now.
And I'm also going to go back to the...
I'm going to go back to this area.
And I'm going to go and buy everything that I need.
The police can't see me.
Okay, good.
So right now...
What else to...
All right, so I need air pots.
Eight.
Suspension rack.
Eight.
Full spectrum.
Eight.
Right?
We already have the racks.
We already have them.
You can use one light for two pots.
Good.
Then we're going to get more pots later on.
That's fine.
Then we get more.
Because if anything is worth doubling up on, it's cocaine.
You know what, I know what everybody knows it.
So if we gotta do that, we do it.
Right? I feel like that's smart.
I sell it to them through the fence.
I'm gonna give a fuck about borders.
Yeah, like, that's what we really need to invest a lot of ourselves into.
And then also, like, I got so much money.
Like, it doesn't even matter, right?
We gotta go meet this bitch out in the middle of the woods.
Who is this?
Damn, what the fuck?
What am I doing?
I'm doing business with the Blair Witch Project. What the fuck is this? Okay, so we got two more of these,
three more of these. Okay. All right. True. Yeah. That's some weird ass shit, right?
So now I just need to set up my entire, my entire thing. And so if I, if I get everything ready,
and this is a lot for me to do, I think we're going to have to hire a lot of people. I think we're
higher probably like maybe seven people for this. This is going to be an assload of stuff.
Seven? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We really got to think about this. Because like how much does cocaine sell for?
Probably a lot, right? Because like, um, it's a lot. Probably the most money. 150 base.
So like we're thinking probably like the only problem though is that it's the sales in bulk
that are the issue that I'm concerned with, right? Is it. We're thinking probably like, the only problem though is that.
that if I'm not able to sell in bulk,
then the value of weed and mass-producing
weed is still higher.
So I need to get people buying jars
of cocaine.
But like, I don't know how many
how many like real,
you know, in it for the love of the game,
crackheads we have.
So that's the main thing we got to figure out.
A brick press?
Bricks to dealers?
That's a good amount of money.
money right there I made. Okay, I got to take a break. As I said, I don't have a whole lot of time to do.
So, like, tomorrow, um, tomorrow is going to be kind of another kind of like scuff day.
But like after that, we're going to be back to, uh, you know, the usual shit getting into it.
So, yeah, this is going to be nuts. Like, I got to set all this up. Yeah, I don't know if I'm
be able to time to do this too. The problem with the meth house is the packaging table is linked to the
shelf. Uh, well, like, it's working though, right? I mean, it works. It's just that it doesn't
work. It doesn't work as much as it should be working, right? Like, that's the issue. And also,
like, none of this is going to matter soon. Like, none of this is going to matter. I'm going to be,
bro, I'm about to be selling cocaine, man. Like, none of this shit should make a difference to me at
all. Did you have to look up how to make coke? I get a lot of Instagram stories about people
that are in the cartel. Um, and they really have a lot of fun, man. Like, I can see why,
uh, I can see why so many people do it.
Okay, so the main thing that we need to do right now, no, I'm serious.
So, okay, what do we do?
All right, so let me think right now.
Okay, it's Monday.
So we need to go and I'm going to deliver $10,000 to the ATM machine.
Okay, we're going to deposit.
Deposit 10,000.
Okay, good.
I be done.
So we are now, right now, wait.
in order to buy the big uh the big purchase as soon as we can we're going to buy the big purchase
and that's going to be the um what do you call it that's going to be the the dicks the docks
and so i'm going to show you guys oh i forgot about this yeah let me actually make sure that
we've got everything being laundered too big money i'm print literally printing money
Literally printing money.
I am locked in.
I feel like today is going to be probably the biggest day I've ever had.
Oh.
Oops.
I didn't have that.
I thought I was supposed to have that on.
Okay, well, let's look at the real estate anyway.
It's going to take two days then.
Okay, I'd like to purchase property.
And so we need the Docks Warehouse.
That's a $50,000 thing.
And then a business, we've got,
the car wash and dick ticklers.
Dick ticklers is probably going to be a really heavy revenue,
but we're not ready to buy that yet.
We've got to go and do some other stuff first.
Shop next door with the car wash?
No, we're not going to do that right now.
I feel like right now the main focus should be just keeping the momentum here.
And I've got seven bricks of green dick cheese.
Like I can't think of a better life to have.
So let's go ahead
We're going to put away
Super Mega Long Dick
And then we're going to go distribute
The Dick cheese to people
Because we need a lot of that
And let's make sure that we've got
Okay, we've got batteries
And let me go ahead and do another order
I'm going to do another order right now
Delivery
And so West
Let's go ahead and get
Let's get 80 batteries
Let's get 80 Addy
And let's get some
horse come as well. And I think that's going to put us in a really, really good position here.
And we're going to have it delivered to the barn. I'm just thinking right now.
Yeah, that way we can be ready. Yeah, this is going to be perfect. And we've got plenty of these here as well.
Okay, this is pretty much a complete shithole, but it doesn't matter. And now I've got to go ahead and give this to
on my dealers. That way I can keep them, uh, keep them on the hook and have them working.
So, uh, Brad's got to get re-upped. And Benji is pretty much good.
Molly, so it's Molly and Brad that really need to get re-ups. So let's go ahead and get the two
of them. And let me see, actually, are there any people I need to keep selling to? Okay, there's Brad.
Let's go talk to Brad right now. Did you have a, no, I don't have a worker to deal like, uh, for like,
you know a hands-on worker for the horse come
I don't
okay and I'm gonna go ahead and get a little bit of money
that's nice and then I'm gonna get him
I'm actually gonna get him three of these
yeah yeah let's get him three of those
and then let's give the rest over to
I think it was Molly right
I'm pretty sure it was Molly
that's the police we don't even worry about the police
all right where is Molly
um
let's see
Was it Jane?
Let me see here
Maybe I need to talk to Jane
I'll go back and double show
Actually, I can just do here
Yeah, it's Molly
Okay, we need to talk to Molly, not Jane
Okay, Molly's over there
And then we can go sell to Billy too
I don't know who Billy is
So we're gonna have to figure that out
Off to Molly, I'm sweating, not quite
Okay, let me go back over here
Check out some of the new content from the update
I don't know what the new update is actually
I haven't tried any of it out yet
Like I don't know what they've added or anything
Is it anything like big?
I kind of assumed it was like
Pretty much whatever
Okay, let's go try and sell Billy some crack
There's Molly
Okay, $3,000 big money
Trade some items
Is there any way we can combine these?
Yeah, let's combine these
Give them some green dick cheese
I'm gonna go ahead and just take this to 20 as well
and that way I can hold on to it and sell it myself.
And then where's Billy again?
Let's go talk to Billy.
All right, big dick, Billy.
Big Dick Billy.
Let's get it, Billy.
Get it.
Oh, come on, Billy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
What a joke.
Okay, let's keep moving.
Is Billy evolving?
Took a whole five, too?
Yeah, I know.
What the fuck?
All right, let's go.
back. I'll turn it a little bit. Um, all right, I'm going to hit the streets real quick. We're going to start
selling. Actually, I've got to go back to the other house. Yeah, let me go back to the other house right now.
Okay. Yep. That way I can start selling individually. Like, I don't really like selling individually,
but I feel like if I do it, I'm going to just make more money, right? And so, like, anytime I can make
more money, it's like, do you want to make more money or not? The answer is, yes, I do.
So then we buy the docks and then we start the, uh, the, the cocaine farm.
Oh my God. They already got all the horse come out of here?
Holy shit. Damn.
That's a lot.
Wow. They're really cooking, huh?
Okay. Um, super mega long dick. Let's go ahead and use that right there. I'm going to start selling that.
Yeah, I'm going to start selling it right now.
They're stealing? Yeah, I know.
they have to be and i'm going to take products uh i have this on the market right now okay so
just like nobody's buying it why's nobody buying my product what the fuck
what the fuck is this what the hell all right let's look around all right randy there we go randy
all right oh randy and hovier too okay 700 let's take randy to five late night
I gotta make sure.
Okay, who's this bitch?
Is that an officer?
Damn, I didn't realize that's what it was.
Okay, give me a second.
That was a cop?
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
Nice, okay.
We'll make a little bit of extra money, right?
Personal selling is important.
You can never be too good for personal selling.
So I'm always selling.
I always sell two.
I feel like double the price for 77% probability.
is a higher ratio of success.
Uh, I might even try triple.
Peter, you know Peter wants to get it twisted.
Okay, what about three?
78% chance?
75% chance?
700. What a retard. Are you kidding me?
Holy fuck!
What a fucking moron!
Oh my god!
Okay, what about this guy?
Offer a deal.
Two.
Oh, my...
Cranky Frank bought out all my meth.
I've got to go get more meth.
This homeless crackhead with a pot on his head
just had $900 in his pocket.
I didn't expect that.
Melissa, I'm going to take Melissa.
I'm going to try and go all the way.
There's no way, right?
Damn.
So I'm going to try...
I'm selling meth in fives now.
See, Molly.
Let's get that 100.
Maybe it's because they're addicted to the drugs.
Maybe that could be it.
What about you?
Purchase something.
All right, let's not even worry about that.
Right now, again, my mind is all about cocaine.
I've got cocaine on my mind.
That's my whole life is about cocaine, thinking about cocaine,
buying it, selling it, doing everything with it.
So I'm just making so much fucking money.
This is crazy.
We've got to find some more.
people though. Let's go over this way, I guess. Who's this? No, I can't sell it to her. Oh, let's go over to
the docks. Yeah, there's got to be some crackheads at the docks that want to get it twisted.
Okay. How are we doing over here? Lisa? Nope, all right, stupid bitch. Elizabeth, how are we doing?
700.
Bro.
I feel like I was born for this, boys.
This is crazy.
I'm making sales on sales.
This is nuts.
Let me wait for him because I'm about to sell to him.
So we gotta wait for this guy.
Bro's out here banging on the doors.
I'm spreading the good word of methamphetamine.
Look, even Kim's trying to get it twisted.
Look at this.
Look at all this money I'm making.
All right, let's go, bro.
Complete deal.
See, I feel like this is just like this is such a free farm for money, man.
Okay, and there's one over here.
Let's go ahead and sell to this one.
Okay, where is this loser?
Okay, he's not here.
Um, who else can I sell to in the meantime?
Okay, let's sell to this guy.
Let's not.
Let's sell that.
Okay, let's not.
Hmm.
I guess we're just going to have to wait.
Oh, this is the guy we're going to sell to right now.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, no, this is actually like, I'm about to change my whole life.
Okay, Randy.
After these deals, by the way, actually, you know what?
I'm going to spend one more day hitting the streets.
And then after that, we're going to change.
And we've got two more deals, right?
Oh, there's one more deal.
Where's the other deal?
Oh, it's over down that way.
Damn, that's pretty far away.
Okay, let's go over there first.
That way we can go to sleep in my meth house.
Ooh, the laundromat.
Let me go over there, too.
I'll do that on the way over.
All the way out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Some Blair Witch Project.
Okay.
Complete deal.
See, look, she wants 10.
We'll get the money I'm about to make.
Fucking $1,500.
Dude, I should sell drugs in real life.
This is such a good idea.
I had a friend that was selling drugs,
and he was making,
I guess I could probably say this
because it was a long time ago.
He was making like 80 grand a month.
Like he was farming.
Is serious?
Yeah, no, no, no, definitely.
Oh, let me see.
Can I sell him?
Yeah, late to the party.
No, no, he was popping off.
Like he bought like a...
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, no.
You don't want any methamphetamine.
Okay, that's fine.
He's a loser.
Buy something.
thing. Okay, here we go. It's just a higher ratio. Like, the more you do it, the better it does.
Okay, now we're going to go to sleep. And let me actually get some more meth. Okay, we don't have
enough meth. Um, why are there, why, why, why are we having a meth problem? We're having a
mess. We're having a breakdown in methamphetamine communications. This is a huge problem right now.
Uh, no, you've got enough.
I see. This is the problem.
Okay. Oh fuck. I forgot to go talk to the thing.
Okay. And so look at that money. Look at that money. That's so much money.
Ooh. That's right. I'm about to unlock that next level too.
All right, let's... All right, today I have a dream.
That dream is selling meth. The dream is dead.
So 77%... Let me think about that.
Is this actually a better deal for me?
0% chance what she doesn't want meth why do you not want meth i'm gonna take it to the highest amount
that's fine that's fine it's not me deal is everybody broke around here what the fuck is going on
what the fuck what the fuck i how is this happening to me all right bro
i'm gonna get you on two okay fine all right you just want one
That's fine. Come on, Frank.
Come on, Frank.
You're gonna hit this. You're gonna hit this. You know you want this.
You fucking retard, wow, what a fucking idiot. Okay, what about this guy.
Jesus, Frank's a fucking re- You know what? That's not true. Frank is a good person.
Just a man, okay. Come on.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
Kathy, come on Meg.
Won't you buy some crack from me under the bridge?
Oh, let's sell it to both of these people here.
All right, Peter.
Peter, you know.
Okay, no matter of mine.
All right.
Oh, why does nobody want to buy?
What the hell's going on?
What the hell?
Why is nobody buying my drugs?
What about you?
Sure.
Here, here.
How about this?
You got it.
You love meth.
You love meth.
You love meth.
You love meth. You like meth a lot. It's your favorite.
Jesus, bro. Like, I am just getting fucked today.
This might be the worst day of my life. I think it is.
Wait, guys, I just hit $50,000.
Boys, I'm about to buy it.
Huh.
All right now. Jesus. Dude, this is... This is so dry.
What's going on?
All right, let's go buy the docks
There's no way
This is done, right?
Oh no, okay, let me do this too
There, okay
Peter, let's get Peter right now
We're going to get Peter paid out
Today is going to be the last day that I sell
Because tomorrow I'm going to set
My life is going to be about making cocaine
That's going to be my life after this
Okay, Ray
I want to purchase a property
I've come to that point in my life
I'm ready to do it
I'm going to spend $50,000 in the Docks Warehouse
Gentlemen?
Yes
The purchase, I have potted
Let's go over there
I already know where it is I went by it before
Gentlemen
I just want to look at it first
Let me just look at it
Let's go ahead and sell him some crack
Give me a minute
ABC, always be selling crack.
That's right.
Gentlemen.
Oh my God.
Oh my motherfucking God.
Let's get our first grow area right here.
There we go.
And we're going to get the lights in here too.
There it is.
Good.
Okay.
You can use one light for two pots.
Have you ever heard of the phrase,
fuck it we ball now you have we get the dubby right there we get the cauldrons right here uh i'm gonna put
one right here i'll put the other one right here oh yep okay we need cockleaves and gasoline
all right so let's just get to work let's get to work but it this this is this a big day this
This is the biggest day of my life.
Crackhead Carl doesn't want shit.
It's a beautiful thing.
Oh, Trent, Trent, Trent.
Oh, you're going to buy meth.
Oh, you love meth.
You love meth.
You are a crackhead.
Fuck you, bitch.
Purchase something.
All right, we got to get gasoline.
Let's go ahead and get...
Oh, let's get...
Let's get some beds, actually.
Let's get, uh...
Let's get maybe seven beds.
I'm going to get seven beds.
an ATM machine.
Motherfucker, I don't have any money.
What?
Hoa.
I ain't got no motherfucking money.
Alright, we gotta sell.
Big money situation.
Let's go. Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Stupid bitch.
That's right.
What about you?
Okay.
What about you, Peter?
What about you, Peter?
What about you?
Thrifty threads.
Like, I give a fuck about that.
Oh, Gengis.
Gangus
Genghis
Geng Geng Geng Geng Geng Gets got me in trouble bro
It's okay
It's okay
I'm gonna take care of it
This Christ, cops are so stupid
They're so stupid
They're so dumb, bro
Like, they're so dumb
I'm smarter than all the cops
They never get me
Okay, let's look around
What's in here?
Nope
What about her?
No way you're
want another one.
Bro, I was about to say,
like, if he was, if he was trying to go again,
I almost feel bad at that point giving them that many drugs.
How are we doing, Benji?
$2,000, we're doing pretty good.
Okay, Benji is, Benji is doing pretty well.
Yeah, Benji's doing all right.
Okay, Marco, we're going to take Marco, we're going to take Marco to the moon.
10?
See, I.
It was that little bit
Sometimes I can just tell
I can just tell whenever I'm making a big sale
That's the art of the deal
I learned that from Donald
Okay, there's nobody here
What's going on with this?
How about you?
Okay, how about you?
Here it is.
Okay, she doesn't like math.
Why do you not like math?
Stupid.
Okay.
And we're gonna wait for this money
This check to clear
And then we're gonna start
doing everything.
Okay
I'm thinking about maybe we should start hiring people too
Like should we start hiring
Let's start hiring
Yeah let me start hiring right now
So I'm thinking about
Melissa
Wow
Bro she's buying for 800 now
Ever since she made that big transaction
Like we just got her on the hook
This is really good for me
Okay
So let's talk a little bit about this
So we can
got, oh, we're thinking about,
we're thinking about a little bit of,
we thinking maybe a little bit about, uh, maybe two of these,
maybe a little bit of shit.
Like, what if we get eight more of these?
We get eight more of these?
We get eight more of these.
I'm thinking about we get a little bit of that.
Yeah.
No, we're going to buy the other shit too, like the soil and everything.
Like we could get maybe like, why don't we get 30 soil?
No, see, we don't have enough space.
I can just buy that later.
It's not a big deal.
A bed?
Yeah, yeah, they need beds, like more than anything.
Let me just buy this.
Like, it's fine.
Like, I just need this.
So, next thing is we're going to go ahead and we're going to get,
I want to hire an employee.
So we're going to need two botanists, two botanists, four botanists.
Four botan.
We start with, we start with two.
And then we need two handlers and one chemist.
That's what I think I'm going to need.
Now, I could be wrong about this, but we're going to do it.
Two chemists, one for mixing.
Let me start with one.
I'm going to start with one right now because I think that's the smart thing to do.
I already went down 10 grand too.
So we had to really drop some big money on this.
Okay. Yeah, we had to drop big money on this, but it's the right thing to do.
Okay, let's go, uh, let's go buy some of these.
I knew I was going to get one more.
I'm going to take it off the market after this.
I'm going to take it to actually 800.
Yeah, they're always buying for 800 now.
Okay, let's get it.
Oh, he's, he's at 10.
All right.
Okay, good.
Why fuck does this dude look like you?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
He didn't look like me.
How does he look like me?
I'm not wearing orange pants, but I was whenever I started playing.
Okay, we gotta find them.
All right, five again.
And we're gonna take everything off the market right now too.
Products.
I got a, I got Palpatine behind me.
Okay, damn.
Damn, bro.
Like, he out doing business right now.
That's impressive.
Okay, good.
So we're making a lot of money now, too.
Oh.
This is really good for me.
Let's see where are these sales
Okay, we're gonna do ABC
Do it that way
So tomorrow we're gonna have the money
The money's gonna hit my account
And I'm gonna double check right now and see
Yeah, this shit's still going
Okay, so tomorrow
That's whenever we use all of our money
To get soil and everything too
Okay, five again
And we got two more
Let me double my money real quick
It's just that easy sometimes
It really is
Like that's just that's my life
Right
Always winning
Okay
And five again
And we are gonna
Guys by the way
We are gonna keep selling
But right now
We just need to change our position
To like I'm gonna be selling
On a personal level
And that way I'm not fucking around
With any other bullshit
Right
Buy beds at warehouse
I don't know if I could buy beds or not
I didn't think I was able to
But it's okay
because we're going to do all that right now.
So I'm not worried about it at all.
We're going to buy beds and shelves.
And that should be more than enough.
Okay.
And what's all this?
Oh, wow, I have a lot.
Okay, I'm going to just stack that up.
And let's go sleep.
Dude, I just made $20,000 in a day.
That's crazy.
I respect tariff take was way off.
Yeah, I understand people think that,
I think that I've attracted a large audience of people
that are like very positive about Donald.
And I get that they're positive about Donald.
I like Donald too.
But I think sometimes you guys run defense for them a bit too much.
Y'all really do.
Like you run defense for them in a way that you really don't need to.
I don't know why this isn't working.
I'm just going to put it in there.
They'll get back to work and do it.
Do you want to do?
Yeah, exactly.
You're mostly trolling?
Yeah, I mean, I think it's fine.
But, like, I mean, you might think that the tariff thing is going to go well.
And I hope you're right, but, like, I just, you know, my confidence is pretty well.
And so I hope you're right, but I don't know if you will be.
Okay, beds, we're also getting at five beds as well.
Damn it, man.
Like, I got to wait for this shit to clear.
Come on, man.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I need my money.
I need my fucking money.
Where's my fucking money?
Get the beds of the place to you buy pots.
Just a minute.
Let me put myself to this guy.
He's already good.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, he doesn't like meth.
It's fine.
Not everybody likes meth.
Nice, easy.
See that?
That's how easy it is.
I'm going to make sure we get the other money in.
Do we get him in with the super mega long dick?
I'm not taking him to three.
I'm just going to give him three more.
Not a lot more.
a bit more. Let me check to make sure
launcher mat's still working for me. Yeah,
I didn't think it was. Oh, oh, it's about to hit.
It's about to hit. Okay, let's get over there.
I'm going to go ahead and set all this stuff up right now. I might as well.
Oh, we wait for the money to hit.
Oh, speaking of money. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
Okay, never mind. All right, nice.
Okay. Okay. Good.
There's one right there. One right here.
And we're going to start with just one for now.
and I'm going to put some more shelves probably like I'd say like right here maybe okay good now let's go use that cash injection right now
nope 4,000 oh yeah yep now we're cooking all right nope I guess not okay so I can buy the beds I'm going to buy
six beds and we're also going to buy gasoline we're going to buy 40 gasoline we're also going to
I'm about jars.
How are we doing on jars?
13 beds?
No, I bought 13?
Oops.
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, let me actually, let me re-up my money printers.
We gotta spend, we gotta put the rest of it in soil.
Yep.
I'm gonna make sure I go around them.
I was afraid right there.
Nope.
I'm on a sidewalk.
Line up all the beds.
and create a super long bed like ditty?
I want to have a bed structure like diddy?
I don't know about that.
I mean, you really think that's a good idea?
I mean, maybe it is.
Yeah, maybe we should, we should look at that.
Yeah, big bed, no, no, all right, all right.
So let me think about how did I get to 13?
Like, I don't even know the fuck that happened.
Uh, it doesn't matter.
Let's see if we can sell something to him.
All right, so beds, we're gonna put the beds upstairs, obviously.
you just can't have more than okay that's the best way to do it right how did i do it over here
oh yeah it's one on the side okay okay that should be fine and then we're going to put gasoline in here
i'm going to just get these in the spot and so now we need to think about soil let's get the soil and everything
that we need and we're going to put big money on the soil okay like this is going to be a lot of money we're
gonna invest in soil but it's gonna be worth it okay let's get it uh there it is
all right you need more shelves great point does shelves stack to 10 or 5 10 okay i'm gonna buy 10 then
actually i don't think i have that much money i'm just gonna buy 5 just so i can maintain uh my money
okay soil we're gonna get um 40 soil yeah that's a lot of money right there right and then so
and let's take uh let's get five okay that should be enough for now coca seeds yeah i already bought some of it
this guy is this this this guy gets it twisted we're gonna be fine a thousand dollars give me a
thousand dollars right now gengis not what i'm after bro like these cops uh these cops this
i think i'm being racially profiled i'm pretty sure that's what's happening this is just
GTA 6. Yeah, it is.
Okay, so now we need to put in, and we're going to focus right now on just getting one of them up and running.
And then we're going to transition over to two once we have one of them up and running.
So let me take two of these, and I'm going to just put this in here.
Okay, so it's only one of the time.
Okay, so this is good.
Get two more cauldrons.
Well, I don't know how it works.
So let me go ahead and do
Okay, we need a botanist, right?
So let's go ahead and set up this guy right now.
Okay, and then pots and drying racks
And we're gonna get the cocoa leaves in just a minute.
All right, let's go get that right now.
Where the fuck did I put those?
It doesn't matter.
Where's the guy I'm buying from?
Salvador.
Do I not?
Oh, I haven't paid this guy back.
Okay, I've got to go pay him back.
I forgot all about that
Cash and a stash
Yeah I'm gonna just drop
I'm gonna drop like 3K in there
That way I just don't have to worry about it
And oh I forgot we have a horse come delivery
I forgot yeah I forgot about that a lot
Okay let's go and
This should be the church right
Like Salvador's got shit
I'm just gonna drop 5,000 in there
Like you know I'm gonna buy like
Times of this
Seeds in the Meth Lab it's okay
Oh let me actually
let me get him again then okay okay so we buy that right now and yeah yeah let's get let's get all this
moved in horse come and addie let's get horse come right in there and then we'll get addie right in here
one more after this i feel like um there's a huge diminishing return after you mix it twice
I don't think that mixing it more than twice is really worth it.
So I think that from now on I'm going to focus on that.
Three mixers aren't working.
No, nobody's working here.
Wrong?
Well, for me, that's what I've observed so far.
You know, that could theoretically be untrue.
But I'm just saying like this is what I've seen so far.
I'm putting a lot of money away in this too.
Okay, so all this is good.
And I'm thinking there's something else I need.
to be doing i forgot what it is though damn i'm they're not breaking anything okay what what do i
need to be doing laundromat did i not do that i thought i did coca seeds it's not ready yet
but i'll go get them from the laundromat or from the meth lab i mean let me get around here
so this should be the day that i'm able to start making cocaine actually it's probably i mean
realistically it's going to be tomorrow let's see how these guys are doing okay um oh they're at
his stuff. Fuck, I didn't even realize that. Let me go ahead and get him. Let me get him re-uped.
Okay, he's re-uped. And let's get this guy re-uped as well. Okay, perfect. So that way we're making
as much meth as possible. And we probably should get more of this stuff, honestly. I'm just
thinking what the best option for this is. Hmm. Okay, so all of this is good.
check out their money too
no no I just did that recently they should be fine
actually this one's not fine thank you
yeah you were right
I'm literally in my house
this fucking house arrest
Jesus
okay
okay um
I think let's go ahead and get bags
let's get bags for
actually let's just get
let's get 60 bags for now
and then I'm gonna have two extra spaces
No way, right?
Nice, nice. Okay.
Let's go pick up this drop.
Is that fucking flashlight. I keep forgetting about it.
Okay. Let me order another one right now, too.
Because you know I'm going to need it, right?
Okay. Let's get back to the house.
I think we're actually in a really good spot now.
So we get back over there, we go to sleep, and then we begin everything.
Okay.
Let's do it.
And I still have my dealers doing work for me.
That's the thing.
Always hustling at all times.
Hmm.
Okay.
So we have all this.
This is all good, right?
Why are you not...
Begin?
Do the thing.
Damn, bitch.
You can't do nothing.
You fucking retard?
The hell wrong with you?
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
What are you doing?
Edwards a slacker, give him a beating.
Yeah, I think we might have to cut his arms off.
I haven't decided yet.
But that might be what we have to do.
I don't want to, right?
But it's just like sometimes, you know, push comes to shove.
Situations occur.
Life gets real.
This guy's going real high.
It's easy to be me.
What can I say?
What can I say?
That's just that's my life, right?
That's just, that's how it is.
All right, so why isn't he working?
James.
James, I thought you were assigned to a bed.
Oh, your supplies.
Jonathan.
Jonathan.
Get it.
Jonathan.
Destination should be this, right?
It should be this?
Yes, okay.
Get it?
Get it?
Drying rack?
Not yet.
Not yet.
I want to just get it done.
And then we're going to get it in.
All right?
One step at a time.
Why, uh, why is this retard not working?
He hadn't been paid work.
He hadn't gone and been paid.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Let me get it.
Let me get Jonathan.
We can get Jonathan's shirt up.
All right, we got it.
Okay, Sarah, I'm assuming she got to do this shit, right?
Yeah.
Okay, that's enough for now.
We do this later.
All right, get to work, Jonathan.
Sarah's a dude?
Is it really?
No, that's a girl.
You can tell because she has long hair.
Girls have long hair.
Guys don't.
Randy.
Randy, how are we doing, Randy?
Randy, how we doing?
How we doing 65%?
Stupid fucking loser.
Fuck you, Randy.
Fuck Randy.
Okay, let's go, uh, let's go get our, um,
let's get our dead drop again, too.
Because we gotta be farming these dead drops a lot.
That way we can get a better relationship with,
you know, easy?
Look at that.
Kimmesteen's a bed.
Yeah, I'm not ready for that though.
If I was ready for it, I'd be doing it.
But I'm not ready for it.
That's why I'm not doing it.
I was just going to take him some time to do that.
I got about a day until that's ready.
So let's go ahead and just keep it at one step at a time.
Let me go ahead and get Salvador.
Like, let's get him back up on 10 again.
There it is.
So we get him in 10, and then I'm going to get him paid up right real quick.
Look at that $800 is so easy for me.
Plus 158.
Yeah, bro, I had to tap out.
I got to get the mixing stations.
We're going to get two mixing stations.
Let's sell one to him.
Jesus, geez, Jay, dude, dude.
Look at that.
So fucking easy.
Marco.
Okay, no, my man, fuck you, Marco.
Let's see what we got.
We got Mali's a little bit low.
Jane is good.
I feel like Molly and Benji are low.
Let's get Molly and Benji, uh, let's get them caught up.
Is that an officer?
That's an officer.
Okay.
That's another officer of the law.
do you guys see me do that wheelie watch this watch watch watch watch me do okay okay never mind
no dealers have 20k yeah no it's okay i get the money back it's fine uh so what's up with this
so what's going on with this what's going on with uh the situation that's a fine that's fine
get you another hundred you're good like y'all are good what the hell's going on i'm a i'm a i'm a
set. I'm a reset. Because obviously it's a bug. Yep. There's a bed upstairs. Oh, you think maybe that's it?
Bro, you actually were right. You actually were right. Oh my God. Is that Patricia?
Holy shit. It was all about that one thing. Mod that guy? Yeah, I don't know how he knew.
Yeah, that's insane. Like, that guy's smart.
Yeah, look at this. Now we're gonna get everybody back to work.
Okay, so what was I thinking about doing? I was forgot I was thinking about doing.
Damn, I fucking forgot. Oh yeah, I'm putting in money. Putting in money.
That's the police. Okay.
Old lady. Okay, so I can't sell it to old lady yet. Okay, can't sell it to her.
Oh, I can I can get her on this.
Damn, what the fuck? Okay, and we gotta buy a bunch of other shit too. We're gonna buy two mixing.
stations as well. Oh, this is working? No, it's not. Yeah, we're going to buy two mixing stations.
Let me actually catch up with all my dealers and everything. A brick press? Not yet. You know he's
trying to get it twisted. You know he's trying to get it twisted. He wants to get it twisted.
You will buy it for however much I'll tell you to buy it for. Oh my God, I hate you. I hate him,
like, I hate him so much.
Jesus
Oh my god
Nobody wants to buy my
What the hell is going on
Bro, I'm getting fucked right now
Let me go talk to Benji
That's not Benji
That's not Benji
That's not Benji
Okay, all right Benji
Do it
This is an on-the-job training
There you go
All right, good job, you passed
And I'm gonna just get Benji
with both of these
because he's gonna use him anyway
so like we might as well just get him
and I'm gonna go ahead and do this
I'm gonna go ahead and do this again
Salvador I'm gonna just get more
10 again
okay I'm gonna pick up this uh
bro stop selling jars
those are for your dealers
why would I not sell jars whenever I sell jars
like maybe
just because you're not good enough at the game
that you can't sell jars
doesn't mean that like I have to change the way
that I play.
Like, I obviously am able to sell jars.
I can do that.
Just because you can't do that, that's not my problem.
Now we're going to buy those two mixing stations.
Sell jars are our time?
Yeah, exactly.
Like, this guy's got a loser mentality.
Okay.
I mean, eventually we're going to get this, right?
Eventually, we're not going to get this right now.
We don't need this right now, but we might as well get it.
And so, yeah, no, it's okay.
Sell them bricks?
i can probably move a brick i can probably sell a brick individually to to one person like you might
not believe it but it would happen like i i can do that watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch watch
watch watch the literal god at work ready all right let's go inside here um yeah anyway um
uh i forgot what i was talking about okay so we got this everything's growing here that's good
The cauldron, cocoa leaves, that's good.
We need a mixing station too.
We need mixing stations over here.
Double up on mixing stations.
Get the packing station.
Put that right there.
Get the press.
Put that right.
I'm going to put this right here under like Harry Potter.
I'm going to put this underneath like Harry Potter right there.
That's perfect.
Okay.
So, and now let's see.
Go ahead, let's think about.
All right, bot and ass.
All right, handler.
Let's get this handler to work.
You to handle these nuts.
All right.
There we go.
Okay, assigned station.
You're going to do that.
And you're going to take...
Wait a second.
Destination?
Big dick.
Wait, I'm retarded.
Destination, I'm retarded.
Destination, I'm fucking retarded.
Give me a minute.
Not yet.
Tomorrow.
I'm building.
infrastructure right now.
Get it.
No thanks.
M-Molato?
I thought I said, bro, chacho.
Where the hosa?
Hit it.
Hit it.
You know you want it.
You know you want this.
Oh.
You idiot.
Bro, this Lisa bitch is stupid.
God damn.
Cauldron to the oven?
What?
Caldron to the oven
Wait
Do we have to cook the cocoa
Oh fuck
Okay
Okay I didn't know that
It's easy
Easy, easy solution
Easy so easy to me
It's so easy
Okay
So it's really just that
Right
Now I guess I could go
And uh
Yeah
I mean fuck
I guess we go and we take this out
We put this over here
And then we take this
Cawks out
her right here and then we put him to right here and then we say bitch guess what you're gonna go and
you're gonna take the bags and you're gonna put the bags in here that's right that's what you do
that's your job now that's your life what's this chemist bed okay so she's already at the cauldron
watch this one watch this two watch this get ready get ready for it three I'm running
Okay.
Tomorrow we make cocaine.
Tomorrow's a beautiful day.
Pay him?
Yeah, I'm going to pay him right now.
That's smart.
That's real smart.
You should have done that.
Actually, you know what?
I'm going to pay them tomorrow because they take it at the beginning of the day.
You're trying to get me to waste my money?
That's a note.
Okay.
Let me get them on this.
And that's good on this one.
And what we got over here?
And then we're going to just go do a little bit more.
There it is.
All right.
So everything should be good.
Like this should be a big cocaine situation.
Honestly, like we're really, like we're looking at a big cocaine situation now.
Like, this is going to change my life.
Oh, damn.
I didn't even know that was one of my dealers.
I was about to sell her drugs.
She had a lot of money.
Yeah, she had an assload of money.
Do you use dealers?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Okay.
So now what are we thinking about?
Let's go get that.
Let's go get the other shit.
I'm trying to think like what else we need to do now.
So I'm thinking about right now.
What do I need to be thinking about?
What's the next thing?
Oh, oh, my mixes.
My mixes.
I mean thinking about my mixes.
That's the way it goes.
Listen, some people are cheap.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Like I just try to make money however I can.
Wander money?
No, no.
It's not yet.
not yet okay um two two ingredients for the best cocaine i feel like adderall has to be one of them right
like a because i just use logic right adderol and motor oil damn really okay all right all right
okay yeah that's fine sure let's get it done we got to set up the uh uh uh uh uh
the shit for the uh the stuff okay so we need to have uh fuck like where are we gonna put these
maybe i'll put them right in the middle yeah i'm gonna just put them right in the middle actually um
yeah no maybe this not the best way to do it but this is the way i'm gonna do it okay
where's my handler okay slave so you're gonna be taking this
and you're going to be putting it here
and you're going to be taking
this
and you're going to be putting it here
put the shelves in the middle
no no no because that's where the cauldrons are going to be
are you selling fentanyl now not yet no
I want to but I can't
the game doesn't let me
the game doesn't want to see me rise
honestly I feel like
I feel like
like a kid on Christmas.
It's like basically, I'm literally about to make so much money on cocaine.
It's going to be insane.
So at this time, though, right now what I need to be thinking about is getting everybody else caught up, right?
Jesus, what a fucking retard.
Okay.
Let's get it.
Ho's mad.
Let's go over here.
Talk to Benji.
Easy.
All right.
Next day I need to buy.
Homies that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and actually, oh, let me go, uh, fuck. I'm not going to fuck around with that right now.
I'm thinking about, all right, all right. So the next thing I need to do is make sure that everybody else is good with, uh, with the lava dick.
Sorry, super mega lava dick. Okay. And super mega lava dick. So we got how many slots open? We got seven slots, six slots open.
So we're going to get, uh, one of each. Okay, so we're going to get, uh, let's see here. Let's get 40 of this, or the chili.
uh 40 iodine um and then we need mega beans i need batteries right i think i think we put batteries in
that shit right yeah i think it was batteries okay i'm gonna go ahead and get all this put together
that way we keep them on on uh honestly i'm feeling like right now too
i think that we might just go ahead and take this and turn it into a press and just say
fuck it right like because i'm feeling like that's the right option
like i don't know maybe it's not but like i feel like it is i'm gonna just go get more i'm gonna just go buy
the same shit again basically yeah that way i can make sure that we get everything ready okay
purchase something uh mega all right let's get 40 of these and we get 40 batteries
20 of these and we get 20 where the fuck the other one uh is it addie yeah it's addy
that's right confusing myself all right we're good what about you you want to buy something
Let's go.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
I hate this fucking bitch.
I feel like there's no way it's 20%.
I feel like there's no way.
Like, I think it's bugged.
It's broken, I'm pretty sure.
Like, I think it's broken.
I'm actually sure it's broken.
I'm 100% sure it's broken.
Oh, we got cock seeds in here too.
That's good.
We need those.
Okay, more batteries.
Wait, no, this is, this is Adderall.
Wait, no.
Which one was this?
Fuck, I'm trying to remember
This is where the beans were. I always remember that. This is where the iodine was
And this is where, okay, now I always remember this. Oh fuck, I forgot to buy I forgot to buy chili
Then what where's the Adderall? Oh, I just bought the wrong thing, I guess
Yeah, it looks like I just bought the wrong thing
Maybe I should just order a delivery by van. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll just do that
I'm gonna make sure that we get up on the chili
and we need just a little bit more.
And then I'm gonna go and get ready to do the other stuff
because we're just working on the cocaine right now.
Like this is just a, this is like foreplay, right?
Like we're just like we're just spending time waiting for that.
Okay, let's get it.
Let's get it.
Let's get it.
This is you.
This is you.
You want this?
What do you mean there's nobody inside?
I can hear you.
What the fuck?
Let me go talk to Molly.
We got to get Molly re-reuped big.
I'm thinking about we just get Molly re-up real big
like Molly's been doing a work for me
let's go ahead and just get that sorted right
because I don't need
I need to be thinking about
I need to stop thinking about cents
and I need to start thinking about dollars
and I think that right now
I'm thinking about dollars
or you know what I meant right
and so so now we're all out
like we're all the fuck out
and so anyway
I'm actually
I'm a law-abiding citizen
at this moment in time.
I'm trying to think
Okay, let's go
Let's go get that shit, right?
Because we're really trying to develop a relationship
with Salvador.
That way
we can get him to show up
and that way I don't have to worry about it, right?
Okay, so
new laundering business?
soon but not yet
like once we're pressing
coke bricks then
then we're going to be in a situation
like let me just tell you that
okay let's get this
$4,000
$4,000 money
that's a lot of money
all right let's see
let's see if we've made any cocaine
yet
fuck the police
fuck the police
let's go talk to her
I'm gonna try actually I can't
I don't need to have anything to sell.
Okay, so...
Where's my...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
But where is it, though?
I don't get it.
Why isn't he taking it over to here?
Is he bugged out or some shit?
He can't walk to the shelf?
What, is he some kind of a retard?
What are you some kind of a retard, Andrew?
You fucking son of a bitch.
You dumb piece of shit.
Oh my God.
Okay, give me a minute.
Let me think.
Andrew.
Andrew, please. What do you want a fucking union payroll?
Get the fuck to work.
Yeah.
There's nothing for me to do right now.
What the fuck do you mean? There's nothing.
Well, where'd the fucking cocoa leaves go?
Okay, okay, this could be it.
Come on.
Oh, she's gotta cook them.
Oh!
Oh, maybe Andrew wasn't wrong.
No, no, this is fine.
This is fine.
I'm not even worried.
Okay, let's go pick up that cocoa.
Actually, wait.
Let me go over here.
I got to put this in there.
Okay, good.
And all this is growing.
So that should be no big deal.
And then, because we're making big dick cocoa leaves.
I feel like we need more cauldrons.
I feel like we need way more cauldrons.
You need five more?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go buy four cauldrons.
No, bitch.
You didn't see me.
Get a chemist?
Yeah, yeah.
And we're also going to hire another chemist.
Three is fine.
Okay, we'll do three.
Is there anything else I really need for this?
I get two more mixing stations.
I don't feel like I don't really need that.
Just get two more?
I'm just trying to think with my head.
Yeah.
I don't know what I was talking about
Let's get that other chemist
Deal
That's right
That's right
Gonna need ovens
No I already got two ovens it's fine
If I need another oven
Let me buy another oven
I'm just buy two other ovens just in case
Like I mean it's a thousand bucks
There's nothing
So I might as well just get it
And let me go get this coca plant too
Buy gasoline
I don't really need to honestly
I guess if I'm going to buy anything
I'm going to just go ahead and get
Let's just get 20 of these
20 of that
That way you know again
We keep a big meth situation
We want to have a big meth situation
Bed I already have I bought
I have 480 beds now
So we don't need to worry about any beds
I'm going to talk to Salvador again
dead drop. I'm going to dead drop this guy up to
10 again. So like eventually
me and him are going to be boys.
200. Oh, I got to re-up Salvador too. I'm going to do this. I'm going to go bed.
Now I'm going to go back. She only made one.
Is all these extra things I need to do like shit?
Like we got to get a, uh, man, bro. Like,
after seeing how much you got to pay these people, I really understand why they had slavery,
man. Like, this shit is annoying.
It's just fucking annoying having to pay these people every fucking day, man.
Like, this is crazy.
Like, we need to have a buyer.
Like, that's the problem that we need.
Let me get a delivery right now.
And I'm going to try and just go and get...
I feel like this...
All four of these, I'm going to be real.
Like, this is just a pain in the fucking dick.
Like, I think that maybe we should just stop doing this.
Because it's just such a waste of fucking time.
to like keep up with all this shit and every time i'm doing it it's like what am i doing it for
right like i just i feel like what the fuck am i doing with my life that this is happening constantly
right why is this not working well this bitch not want to work i'm gonna put some money in
let's santa clausie's hose okay let's do it bro it's about to go down is that
actually about to go down.
Restart the game when you sleep.
I'm going to restart the sleep whenever I play a game.
Fuck that.
Let me go over here.
Actually, did that make sense?
I don't think it did.
Let me actually go talk to, um, no, I didn't.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
I'm going to go get Salvador caught up.
And we also really need to think about, like,
because I feel like I've kind of neglected my dealers a little bit.
So maybe today I focus entirely on just getting my dealers caught up and we let the cocaine just kind of do what it does
Because I feel like right now like we should be fine
I'm gonna just put honestly I'm gonna just put fucking 3000 in here
Yeah that should be okay because I don't have any money, but I don't need any money right now
And I can always just talk to my dealers and I get caught up actually wait a second actually no no no
Let me go over here
I might get everything else good.
Watch this, watch, watch, watch.
What do you?
Fuck.
There it is.
That's four.
Let me just think.
I have to activate my mind.
Understood.
Oh.
Get to work.
Oh, you ain't got money.
That's all my money.
All right.
We got,
we gotta be thinking about,
we gotta be thinking about fucking,
uh,
thinking about fucking,
uh,
fucking,
The fucking destination. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not too, why is it two pot? Why does it say two pots?
We get that.
No one, we'll go ahead.
Get another one of this.
That's it. That's it. That's what so.
Search me. See what happens.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought. You knew I was at. See, look.
Uh, okay.
Uh, yeah, bro. Like, yeah, see, like, they didn't even know it was me.
I'm selling crack. They don't have any idea.
Let's go talk to my dealers. I gotta get re-uped. Why is this happening? That's my dealer and
those are the police. This is upsetting. This should not be happening. I don't know why is he
talking to the police? Why is he walking around? Why is he holding the hands with the police?
That's a little bit, um, there's no reason that that should have happened. Get out of here,
Benji. Come here. How we doing on money? Okay, that's good. All right, now we're caught up on money.
Let me go talk to my other dealer.
I'm gonna go talk to Molly.
I think it's been a bit since I've talked to Molly.
Where's Molly yet?
Molly's over there.
He's talking to police.
You gotta kill him.
I feel like that'd be a cool dynamic if they had.
Maybe they could have like a hard mode version of this game
where like all kinds of stupid shit like that could happen.
Because I feel like for a lot of people,
like they probably wouldn't like it.
But I think that for stream content, it would be really entertaining.
Like, for example, like if you had fucking like a bunch of like other random shit
that could happen and let's see molly is molly good yeah molly is good i mean everybody's good it's just
they're not really good um okay so let's see i'm gonna go ahead and buy
yeah i'm gonna just go buy some shit oh actually we got a van we already got the van actually
you know let me just do this right now i'm a we're gonna double up let's just double up right now
purchase something uh chili uh let's get uh let's get 40 chili uh let's get 40 iodine
let's get uh 20 beans
and let's get 40 batters
and that way like this is this is gonna set my meth lad up
this is gonna be you know they talk about generational wealth
this is going to be generational meth
that's the best kind
there it is that's right
yeah it's just like the organization of this
like it's just fucking annoying
like it is it's fucking annoying
and like I feel like it's not really worth doing
because like i mean i'm spending all this fucking time fucking around with this shit
and like why am i really doing this in order to like just make a little bit more money
like whereas we could just be like going all in on meth and like you just get because lava
dick was selling no problem it's not like we weren't selling lava dicks we got plenty of
lava dicks and so if we're already selling lava dicks what the fuck are we doing
Oh, you know what it could be?
I could be out of jars.
That could be a problem.
I got to go buy more jars.
Let me go buy more jars real quick.
Yeah, scale.
Exactly.
Like, because I think selling at scale is better.
It's better than scale.
Selling at value.
Like, selling at value is good, but scale is, I think, more important.
And it's more meaningful.
Where is this bitch?
Why is she not ready?
Actually, I gotta use a bathroom.
Give me a minute.
No jars, brick press it.
Honestly, I feel like I probably should, but I'm not ready for it yet.
Yeah.
I'm a brick press soon, but I was thinking about selling individually, but I should just sell coke, honestly.
Okay.
So, what was I going to do?
I was going to buy jars, that's right.
Let's get 100 jars.
That way we just, we're just, we're caught up on jars.
We don't ever have to think about jars again
By the time that I run out of jars here
By the time I run out of jars
We're just going to start
We're going to start doing brick pressing at that point
So I don't even need to think about it
Also, we need to get gasoline
Okay, gasoline
Let's get maybe 120 gasoline
Okay, that's good
Watch this, watch this, fuck the police
Fuck the police
never mind
anyway so was I thinking about
oh yeah
laundry and money
sure showed them shut up
that's just the way it is sometimes
no problem with all gasoline
yeah I'm going fast man
okay now let's look at the
the weed as well
actually no
let me go back to cocaine
because I got to get that
that gasoline all set up and ready to go
so I feel like we have everything
up for cocaine right like i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure we do watch this watch this all right fine
damn bro these pigs are stupid man they don't know anything they don't know shit
except for a drying rack we're going to get drying racks once we get two of these that means we're
going to need eight cauldrons this a lot of cauldrons okay so that's some more here more here
make sure can i turn this on begin just begin can i begin it doesn't begin okay well i mean we're
going to be caught up on this for a bit so i'm not even going to worry about that i can just set
up that set that up myself honestly if it takes if it's that slow
So do we have any of it yet? We don't. So we still haven't been able to make cocaine.
Got it, got it, got it, island punch?
Um, what are we gonna call it? What we're gonna call it? What we're gonna call it? Come on. Think of something better than that.
Cotton candy? Crack candy. I like the sound of that. That's way better. Sounds way better.
Okay, let's take this.
And we'll just make...
Wait, did we mix this or not?
We didn't, right?
Wait, why?
Did you fucking forget your job?
Did you forget what you're supposed to do?
So you can buy a gun at the warehouse, right?
That's what it says?
You can?
Okay.
That's good.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, for sure.
And, okay, death, death.
Um...
All this long...
dick um wet wath hmm blue waffle i love that i love that let's go with blue waffle i
that's such a good idea it's actually brilliant let's package this and now i'm going to sell
all this myself i'm going to sell this myself uh personally no not you and bro Andrew Andrew
bro like are you kidding me really i feel like honestly i'm just gonna put i think we're having an issue
where andrew is i mean let's be honest andrew's retarded and so we're gonna go ahead and we're
gonna just give andrew a new set of directions and that way he because like apparently he just
doesn't like this shelf like maybe this shelf uh triggers him it reminds him of something
in his past, I don't know.
But like, there's something wrong with this fucking shelf,
and he doesn't want to fuck around with it, right?
Put him on a cashier?
Yeah, no, but it's okay.
So now we have everything else going.
This is all good.
Should I maybe have, like, another grower
to put more shit in here?
Because, like,
because, like, maybe I should get another one.
So, big dick.
We're talking about big dick.
Big dick.
All right, all right, let's do it.
No, that's a good idea.
Let's go ahead and let's buy 10 more of these.
And I'm going to go to sleep.
And we're going to get that dead drop.
And we're going to make, we're the personal selling here.
So also, I'm going to make sure I have my products, cocaine, blue waffle.
We're going to take the sale.
$3.23.
That's right.
No, $3.50, listen, like, I care about my customers, okay?
Like, I care about them.
I want them to make sure that they're happy.
And so it's a round number.
Three is a round number?
No, it's not.
How could it be a round number?
There's literally two points on it.
Let me start.
This is my first book.
This is you.
Oh, my.
No way.
No way.
Hey, hey.
Who is it?
You guys see that?
Ho's mad.
Javier kind of broke.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
We make it happen.
We make it happen however we need.
Oh, I just literally...
Um...
Yep, that's okay.
Okay, what am I thinking about now?
What am I thinking about?
Okay, she brought...
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay.
She can only do two.
I feel like at this point, it's just not fair for me.
I'm not...
I'm going to sell cocaine to her.
What?
I was thinking about something else that...
I got by soil.
I forgot.
What are they doing?
Why is this guy not working?
Hmm.
Where are you going with them?
Where did you go with...
Where did you go with my two bricks?
Did he just...
Oh, maybe that was the two bricks.
So why the fuck is shit not happening?
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me this.
Don't tell me.
You're just getting all the money now?
We had a whole, the whole thing was fucked up.
We gotta get an ass load of soil, boys.
Like, all right, we gotta get a dickload of soil.
So what we got going on now,
so we really got to get Benji re-upped.
I feel like Benji is the main one that we need to get,
we need to get paid.
20 dirt?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
We're going to buy a lot of dirt.
Don't worry about it.
We got to get Benji.
Okay, so this is the priority order, right?
So we get Benji, and then after we get Benji,
let's see, what was I going to do after that?
I forgot.
All right, where's he at?
He's out dealing?
Good.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, there.
Okay, you're caught up now.
All right, so dirt, dirt, dirt.
We're going to get dirt.
All right, we're going to get, let's see,
what's it 60
60 dirt
damn that's a lot of dirt
that's an assload of dirt that's a dick load of dirt
man what the fuck that's a lot of dirt
okay so
we're gonna put that in and so that's
gonna get us all caught up
and then
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
no no this is good this is really good
so we're gonna get this sorted
and then we need to get the
what do you call it
we gotta do something else i forgot what it was okay we got more soil in here oh yeah we gotta get more
seeds that's right okay i'm gonna put some more dirt up here too that way this is a bone that's bonus dirt
okay and for seeds let's go ahead and talk about seeds um i think probably charles right
oh wait no that's the wrong person there's my suppliers okay let's go talk to let's go talk to
Let's get it
Delivery for seeds
It's too late
I'm maximizing inefficiency right now
Like actually I really am like this stupid as fuck the way I'm doing this
But it's okay
Okay and he says he's at the construction site too
Let me go ahead and get everything
Set up over here too
Wait oh I thought I had delivery here
I guess not
Okay yes
50
Easy
That should be all the way
weed I'm ever going to need. That should be it right there. Let me order more cocks
seeds. Give me a second. Easy. Too easy. All right, let's take this back. I just like,
all right, so I've already sold five cocaine's. That's really good. And so then we're going to get,
we're going to get these relocated. Then we're going to buy more, uh, more seeds. Okay, there. That's
more. Perfect. And I'm going to take these, put these upstairs.
or sorry, more dirt, we need more dirt.
Can you mix drugs?
You can't mix, like, meth with cocaine,
but you can mix it with other...
Like, there's certain things that are labeled as additives.
And you can with those.
Can I buy soil here?
No, I can't.
What was the other place where I can buy...
Buy shit?
Is there another place where I can buy...
place where I can buy shit nearby. Do I have to go to that same place to buy soil?
The big yellow store? Oh, where's it at? No, this auto shop is by the barn. Okay.
Let me go back. Watch this. Okay. I've actually never been inside the store before. This is the first time.
Handycocks. Okay, so does he have anything special here? It looks like he doesn't. There's just a bunch of bullshit. A toilet. Why the fuck
would i do that okay um and then let's get how many of these do we need we need uh 660 of these
360 000 that's a lot of fucking money okay so let's go ahead and
well your workers need a toilet no they can shit in the street
fuck them it's not my problem all right so nobody's working
that's great we actually need a new botanist uh let's go ahead get the second botanist
that up. So bed is going to be bed. Supplies is going to be supplies. And then the pots, that's a one,
that's a two, that's a three, that's a four, that's a five, that's a six, that's a seven, and that's an eight.
and then we're going to take both of these pots uh destination one destination two destination one
destination two oh this is this is this is insane i'm out of control now i'm totally this is this is about
to be me okay all right that should be all done and then we're going to get some more of the seeds here
here. We're gonna just get some of these just so we can get him working. Okay, oh, I didn't pay him.
There it is. Okay, let me make sure everybody else is paid. I feel like everybody, yeah, yeah,
everybody else is like super paid. Okay, good. Okay. All right, good. I'm just thinking right now.
So why don't they, um, but, but why isn't it getting moved over to here? I don't understand.
I'm gonna go to sleep
I'm gonna go to sleep because they're retarded
Special yeah no they're retarded
And only chemists can do that
Yeah I know that I know what chemists can
I fuck I'm fully fucking aware of that
Can you replace workers until you have
All female staff? Why don't want to do that
We're trying to get stuff done
Threshold at one
No no no no watch
They actually they actually just weren't working
This is embarrassing
This is absolutely embarrassing
thing bro like okay let's go ahead and get let's start selling I'm gonna start
selling DEI workers yeah I know I know me five you want five okay you don't want five
you want one about two how about three how about four okay you want three this is
it's getting real bad bro like this is getting real bad like we're not making money
how about you no way no way
Not for me, dog
Okay, that's fine
Billy
What you got, Billy?
I'm about to fucking
I'm about to freak out
I'm actually about to freak out
Nobody wants to buy my shit
This might be the worst day in my life
This is crazy
How's this happening to me?
Come on, bro, like
Come on bro, like
What are the odds, man?
What are the odds?
Like, I feel like at this point
I'm actually
I'm actually unlucky
Like, this is crazy
how bad this is. Like,
49% you're overcharging? It doesn't matter. Like,
I should have sold it anyway. Stay over 85%.
No, I don't have to do that. Who said I had to do that?
Nobody, because I don't have to. They only made... Wait, what?
Oh, you know what? It probably, it probably reset because I went to...
Because I reloaded. And then I didn't get my experience. That's what happened.
Yeah, that's so stupid, man
Okay, it's fine because at least I'm like they keep the money though, right?
I mean, it's like I'm losing money with this
Let's go, come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
No, no, no, no
No, I deserve this
This is insane
See guys, I told you eventually it was going to happen
And that's the way it is
Winners win
That's life
That's me
We're back
Instantly back
Let's go talk to my dealers
Brad, what are we doing
We gotta get Brad re-uped real quick
I think actually today should be a dealer
A dealer re-up day
Like where we just get everybody caught up
Because right now
I feel like it's just really not
That's not what's going on right
Where's Benji?
You over here?
Where the fuck is he?
Who's over this one?
And I think Benji, yeah, Benji is good.
Benji is big good.
Benji needs a raise.
Yeah, Molly, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we'll get it.
Actually, let me get this.
How are we doing?
We're good on money.
Why is nothing happen?
What, does this not have a...
That's the problem.
That was the problem.
See, I didn't have them going.
Okay, um, let me go ahead and just order a delivery.
80.
Where the beans at?
Let me order another delivery.
We're gonna get, we're gonna get, we're about to get, we're gonna get, we're gonna get, we're gonna get, oh, there is 100.
Where's the Adderall?
Where the fuck's the Adderall?
There it is.
And then we're gonna get this to the barn.
There it is. Okay, good.
And I feel like we don't really need anything here.
At least not right now.
now okay let's get molly re-upped 5,000 oh molly needed that re-up i probably should save like three
just so i can sell them myself watch this watch this watch this okay no one i feel like i got to stop
doing that it's not working okay and now we're gonna laundromat money we probably should buy
another place to where we can laundromat more money but i feel like after i buy one more more i'm
I'm probably not going to need any more after that because how much money I'm making.
Yeah, like a van.
You think I need a van?
I'll give the van to Peter.
Fucking, I got to check.
Let me see right now how we doing on cocaine.
Because I want to sell cocaine personally myself right now.
Why is nothing?
Why is nothing happening?
Oh, it's because this shit is all full up.
Okay, that's fine.
That's what it was.
Okay, so we had a bit of a delay there.
But that's all right. So we got this going on and
Let me think a little bit about this just for a second. We probably need some more cock seeds, but not really quite yet
So we got to sell cocaine. Right now we're gonna sell cocaine. It's just that easy man
It's just that easy. Wow
You see this guy? Are they looking at me? No, they're not. It's fine. I didn't like him anyway. It's not a big deal
Trent
I'm gonna offer him two
I'm surprised he can even afford to
I'm actually just gonna offer him one
and I'm gonna take him all the way up to
take him all the way up to like
maybe uh I think this is like
you need to pay me back
I think we should kill Trent
what do you guys think should we kill Trent
I feel like maybe we should kill him
I think that's probably the right decision
racist
I mean it's not my fault
he didn't have any fucking money
I didn't take his fucking money.
It's not my fault.
Nope.
I'm thinking about what else we need to do right now.
Okay, so we got this.
Damn, what the fuck?
Um, okay, I'm thinking about right now.
Yeah, let's get some of this.
And let's talk about...
Okay, you're good.
You're real good.
Yeah, she caught up like crazy.
Okay.
So dealers, Benji is caught up.
Brad is kind of not caught up.
Yeah. Okay, this should be fine. So now, right, I feel like right now, we need to be thinking about I need to be selling. I need to hit the streets right now. Like, I'm gonna start selling drugs. Is that a police off? That's a police officer. I shouldn't sell drugs down. Yeah, because I was thinking maybe that would be a good idea, but it's not. Okay, let's get three, maybe four. Okay, you don't want four. I'm gonna get you up on two. That's right, you fucking idiot. We got a, we gotta,
We got to calibrate.
All right, we at least got one.
We got one.
I might as well get my money.
Hmm.
I could just give this all the Brad, but like, I feel like, no, no, no, no.
I have to sell.
I have to believe in myself.
I can do this myself.
Damn, she didn't even want that many.
Okay, see, that's what I'm talking about.
$457 for one thing of cocaine.
So, like, this is the way that my life, this is the way that I deserve for my life
ago. See, like, right now, like, you remember back whenever I was selling, like, now, the thing is that
when am I going to be able to get them to buy even more, though, right? Because, like, we're still
making sales at the same ratio we were making sales with weed on, right? And so, like, I'm thinking
about this, and it's like, are we really big dicking? I feel like not, not so much, right?
Get your, get out my fucking face. Okay, all this is set up. Because you see what I'm saying,
saying though, right?
It's like, because we're like not really in that kind of a situation.
It looks like my house.
Yeah, it's the way my house used to be.
Because like, so, because if we're selling for 1,500, like, I could just really sell weed.
And I would be fine.
And so I'm thinking to myself, like, is it really worth it to sell this more expensive product at a lower ratio?
Because I feel like I sell it.
one Coke for 1700? No, you don't.
Shut up. You fucking don't.
Dad just run right by the cops.
Not lying, I saw one Coke for seven-hundred.
No, no, you don't. No, you don't.
There's no way. That's way too much.
I don't believe it.
Oh, I forgot. Okay. Where's this drop?
Where's this fucking drop?
Okay, it's over this one.
All right, I was confused there for a minute.
Let me actually do this again.
Damn, like, when is this guy gonna want to meet up?
We're really just having a buy shit from him all the time.
Okay, let's get back on.
There it is.
Right now.
We just got it right there.
You guys see that?
So easy.
I just got it, yeah.
Damn, bitch.
Talk to him again?
All right, Randy.
You want this.
No, let's take it to two.
I'm never going to make another sale.
So we got all this cooking, right?
Everything is cooking.
We got the gasoline cooking.
We got this cooking.
This is going.
Like, actually, let me just put this in there.
And this is cooking as well.
Like, I feel like, honestly,
damn, we're making a lot of this shit.
Holy fuck.
God damn, we're making a lot of fucking,
making a lot of cocaine.
We need more bags?
Yeah.
Bro, fuck that.
We need more jars.
Okay, let me sleep.
See, now we're making a little bit more, right?
We're getting a little bit better.
Shot call on.
There it is.
All right.
Fuck, man.
Okay, and let's see.
Is this, does this unlock anything?
Or is it just like more?
Okay, I got to just keep farming.
That's it.
I just keep farming.
All right, let's go start selling.
I'm going to get listed for sale.
Honestly, y'all are right.
Y'all are right, 100%.
Let's do products.
cocaine we're gonna put it on the map right now all right let's go come on everybody let's let's get it
let's get it kevin only wants one i'm gonna take him for two i might take him to seven uh
six hundred okay good all right there there's one let me see if i can sell it to her
lisa the dumb bitch lisa's a dumb bitch okay never mind lisa is is
like lisa okay
Alright, this is one more guy, right?
Javier, you want three, right?
You're trying to get three?
Easiest sale in my life.
This is literally the easiest sale I've ever.
I've never made a sale easier than that.
I already knew it was going to happen before I did it.
It's experience.
Oh, wow.
No!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What I do?
Oh, okay.
is it. Big money, yes. Oh my god. Let's see how we're doing over here.
Okay. This is a big delivery of horse come. I know a lot of people have been waiting for this.
You guys think I should try and to, I'm going to try and sell Peter up to three.
Because Peter has never told me no ever on a sale before. So I feel like he deserves to be,
uh, up sold. I'm gonna take Peter to three. I'm gonna counteroffer him. Three. I'm gonna say a thousand dollars.
God damn it, bro. Now we need to kill him. Now we might, now we might just have to kill him.
He said no, that's yeah, he's poor. I guess so. We got three more bricks. Okay, let's go find out. Who needs these bricks?
Brad?
Brad is in a
is in a, yeah, Brad definitely needs a brick.
Okay, so now, from now on, we're never going to double.
We're never going to do more than double.
So if they ask for one, we sell two.
If they ask for two, we sell three.
If they ask for three, this is what's crazy.
Get ready.
We sell five.
But we never break that, uh, that, uh,
that that rule well we never we never try and sell more than double okay we got we got re-up
brad this is gonna be 60 more on brad and also we're gonna do uh we're gonna get the meth after
this too i bet she's probably just waiting to uh what about you okay what about you
oh yeah this is a crack whore for sure i told you i thought you look at him you know it okay uh let's see
Brad is Brad out selling?
Yeah, Brad's selling.
Oh, who, let's get the money from Brad too.
Yo, Kirstie, thanks for the rate.
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I hope y'all are doing well.
I'm selling crack.
You know how it is.
Let's go this one.
Oh, let's sell them.
Yep.
Okay, nope.
Yeah, thank you guys.
Right there.
She wants four.
Watch this.
He wants five.
Okay, it wants four.
Uh, that's a bit, it's a bit low for the pricing.
But we just make it happen, right?
Today was a good day. We're making so much fucking money. This is crazy.
Like, honestly, look at this. We already have super mega long dick right there.
We already have super mega long.
Damn, I gotta get, oh my god, I fucking hate, I hate this fucking house, man.
I hate this fucking house. Give me a minute.
Okay, uh, battery, we get 80.
80. I hate this motherfucking shit, man.
Oh, we gotta get jars.
I'll wait.
Oh, wait, it's fine.
Wouldn't you have grand of booge or sugar?
I've been doing that the whole time.
What do you mean?
Actually, why didn't I just, uh, nah, it's fine.
I don't need to do it right now.
Where's this hoe?
Where's this hoe at?
Give me a minute.
Let me sell.
I'm gonna sell right now.
ABC always be selling.
Yep.
That's easy, man.
That's so easy.
Where's this bitch at?
What's going to?
on with this we had the no scope kathy there 65 all right randy taking a two taken to seven
six easy easy randy easy sale for randy easiest sale of my life we just need to sell two more
and then then we're out we're out of product i'm gonna go the other place try and sell two to her
that's a crack horse she's gonna be back tomorrow for sure you just look at her you know it
that's what i thought i'm gonna get her too no no no no we're gonna take this to we're gonna hail mary
hail mary that's the that's the way it is okay um let's see and then for jars uh let's just get uh let's just
get uh let's get uh let's get let's get like 80 jars
and that way we can get we can get all that done i probably
should get more of the bags but like fuck it okay and we put all this in here too there it is
and how we doing on this okay we're not doing shit now oh damn we're out of this okay okay
that's fine that's fine i can handle that now what we need to do is we need um uh what is it
gasoline and adderall or some fucking shit what do we need again what the fuck
do we need again? I forgot. Motor oil. Yeah, yeah, motor oil and what? Addy and motor oil. Okay,
good. That's a cop. Okay. Let me, I'm just going to go buy it right now. And that way we can keep
everybody on the up and up. Yeah, I want to buy something. 60. 16. He's trying to get away
from me. He couldn't. After this, we get ready. We do the sales. Elizabeth.
Elizabeth. Okay, fine.
Okay, we'll buy you.
Damn, that's crazy.
I really thought that she was about to buy it.
Which one was which?
I guess it doesn't matter.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Okay, so...
Let me just do that again, actually.
Yeah, I might as well, right?
Another two rows with Cocoa Leaf?
No, no, it's okay.
Something, okay.
Let's see here.
Andy is going to be another 60.
Motor oil is going to be another 60.
Nope, you want something now.
Never mind.
I really thought that she did.
Said the delivery too? No, it's okay.
We got all this cooking, everything here is good,
gasoline is good.
I don't know why this isn't, like, I don't know what the fuck this is,
but you know, that's just the way, that's my life, right?
Okay.
Let's go ahead and make these sales.
Where they at?
There, finally, finally.
Now we...
Now we're gonna double up on it and we're gonna do it to that
She's gonna buy it for this much so easy too easy actually okay
I'm gonna take the product off the market for now
That way we don't have any disappointed customers you could have to two to leaves and set it going
That's fine. It doesn't matter like it's gonna work on its own
Like there's no reason for me to stress out
Yeah, why do I need to stress out?
There's a bug where the chemist will hug up to the cauldrons.
You have to re-log to fix it.
Yeah, I've been resetting on a daily basis.
We got to sell for these.
Caldrons are the bottleneet because chemists can only manage one cauldron without bugging.
I don't know about that.
Let's go, Randy.
Two more.
Nope.
The police try to get me.
It doesn't matter.
Let's go.
Let's go.
You know what you want.
Kevin, he says, finally.
That's right.
Man, I really want to sell crank some frack.
Sorry, Frank some crack.
But, you know, I can't.
I can.
I'm out of money.
I got to take a break.
It's getting late.
It's getting late.
I got to do some other shit.
So we have sold out on everything.
We are making big money.
We are fucking rich.
Like, I'm telling you guys, like, right now, like, I'm going to get all this set up just while I wait.
But, yeah, we've really made a lot of progress today.
Like, today was a huge day.
for selling drugs.
Probably one of the best days for selling drugs that we've had.
Like, I feel like we've made actually more progress today than we have probably in a long time.
So I'm really happy.
I'm very happy about today.
This is what we need to see.
Yeah, drug W.
Yeah, a really big drug W here.
Put that away.
I can't fit all that on there, can I?
No, I can't.
I don't think so.
Okay.
Yeah, W.W. Drugs Day, exactly.
Let me go to sleep. I want to see how much money I made.
$13,000. $13,000.
Look at that.
Outperformed three dealers? No, I outperform four dealers.
Oh, my God.
And now it's just about scale and degree.
That's all it is.
Just scale and degree.
we just sell more
buy a van tomorrow
I could buy anything I want now
I can probably go buy
buy like five houses
or some shit
deposit I'm going to just put all my money in right now
like this is this is great
but yeah anyway guys
we had a great stream today guys
I hope everybody had fun watching
and you know we had a good time
I'll be back on tomorrow
and when I'm back on
we're probably gonna go and do
like I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do
but we'll probably go do something
and yeah
that's pretty much what the plan is and uh yeah i will uh save the game it saves every single time
that i sleep so i'm going to just get two of these ready and then i'm going to go to my my bedroom uh or my
uh the the coke area and then we're going to be good you ain't even enough to bail money yet
yeah i am 15 000 you get out of bail for that most of the time i mean unless you're doing
something that you shouldn't be like if you have bail for more than 50
thousand dollars there's probably a reason for it you probably need to stay in jail like i'm
gonna be honest like really yeah you probably should stay there causing trouble feeling real good boys
feeling real good oh man why these not working oh there it is okay it's working now all right good
all right anyway gentlemen the biggest progress the
we've ever had. I'm happy. I'm real happy. We buy a vehicle tomorrow. Maybe I might play another
game tomorrow. I haven't really decided yet. But we're going to figure it out whenever tomorrow
happens. So anyway, gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I really appreciate it.
And I'll see y'all tomorrow. So until next time, boys, peace. See ya.
