Asmongold TV - What the f*ck..

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

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Woman plows through a store while fleeing. That's not good. You're not supposed to drive in there. That's a store. This is extra Emily? Yeah. Hi, Chad. She's crashed in the altar.

Oh, my God. What the fuck? Hello? Hello. Did you just drive over the train tracks? No, we've been sitting right here. I just pulled past us and roll past. Yeah, I mean, we got a description for a white SUV that drove over the train tracks.

And you have a flat tire. Yeah, we got a flat tire now because we just tried to pull over, but that was not a other thing. We got a flat tire now because we just tried to pull over. Give me a minute. I used to bathroom. I don't want to interrupt this. Let's find out why pulling over gave her a flat tire. Whereabouts are you coming from?

We're about you coming from? I'm not gonna. Hey, babe. I got a peat and we were trying to pull over and we got pulled up. We're gonna be out with that possible vehicle, Washington and second. I have a play for you when you're ready. Just be advised it does have a flat. They're trying to say we spayed it off at the train tracks.

Ma'am, it's kind of like a yes or no. Uh huh? It's kind of a yes or no. Did you drive over the train? Did you drive on the trains? No, I didn't drive over the train tracks, but I did slow down and put my brakes on so we We could park right here to go into feet. No, I get you there, but.

So no, I did not. Let me finish. Why are you getting so aggressive? I'm asking. Because I am. And you're sitting up here asking me the same question over and over. And I'm kind of. You're not answering me?

I'm intimidated. You're intimidated? Yeah. By me asking if you drove across the train tracks? Because I already answered the question. I sat up here and I pulled over. Okay, well, you got a flat tire and you also, hold up. You keep cutting up the train tracks.

And you also have all, you also have all this. grass on the front end of your car. Let me rephrase this question. What's wrong with these people? Were you at fourth and center in front of little bros, that little burger place you went there? Fourth and center? Yeah. No. Okay. How'd you get the flat?

We got the flat before we even crossed the train. How'd you get the flat? Train tracks. Hey man. Wait a minute, wait a minute. We got the flat before we even crossed. Or even parts of the train. Randomly admits to the train tracks.

Like, I, I, I, I, I, wow. Hey, man, when do you get the flat? Listen, man, I, I, I want you guys to get home safe. I, I, I'm just trying to figure this out. We got, we got a BOL for a white SUV with, uh, that drove on the train tracks, man. So when, when did you guys get the flat, bro?

I've been on a radio. Where are you guys coming from then? Here. Where's here? We parked here. Yeah, where are you coming from? Do you want to answer it? Do you want to answer it?

Hey, Plitz, are you good for a sec? Yeah. How are these people real? Front driver side's flat. She said that they didn't drive on the train track, so they noticed it was pop, so they just pulled over here. Hey, bro, just rolled down the window. Yeah, just rolled down. Appreciate you.

Were you trying to show me something? Oh, no. I was just saying it. I'm like literally ordering. She hits a train tracks, bro. You can be straight with us, bro. They stopped us right here. A guy in past your seat says he doesn't remember when...

Look at him. They stopped us right here. Okay. All right. Guy in past your seat says he doesn't remember when she said she never once drove on a train track. Any indication of a phone? I don't know. She's really not talking to me.

She just on the phone with one of her friends. She's, like, ignoring all my questions. Pleads to the fifth. But she just keeps denying driving on the train track. So, you know, she has to piss, like, bad. Like, right now? Yeah. Yeah.

Gotcha. That's why I'm trying to get in here. You all sitting up here pulling us up or like we did some wrong, and that's why it's making us look like. Yeah. Well, well, again, I know what you're saying, though. We don't know. So, whoa.

Well, hang on. Let me just explain something real quick. So I don't know if you heard about my car. Oh, God. But he said that we stopped you for a BOL. way to be on the lookout for a white SUV that drove over the train tracks. Hell yeah. I took my AirPods.

Hell yeah. No, you're good, bro. Do you guys know why you have, like, branches underneath your car then, too? Because we're all riding through the same area. Do you know where I live? There's nothing but trees and sticks over there. I mean, there's trees everywhere. Do you know where I live?

Why would I know where you live? Exactly. So if you knew where I lived, you know where there's trees and sticks and branches under my car. They're trying to arrest us and put us over for a bunch of blue. I'm glad you see it in here is. Did I ever say that you were under arrest? I'm not talking to you. Hey, it's good to get alcohol to drink.

Miss, have you had any alcohol today? No, but I'm sitting up here on the fall with my boyfriend right now. Okay, with this drink right here, is this alcohol? What is this? Where? Water? No, no, no, in the other one right there. A sweet tea? Okay. Let me see that can real quick. Not that one.

Can we get out and go to the bathroom? Not right now? Uh-oh. Oh, uh-oh, what's in that can? That can that's under your purse. What is that? He said, give me my ticket so we can go on to buy that business. Dude, as I said, man, being a police officer must make you feel like you're the smartest fucking person that's ever existed.

Like, to be able to catch these, like, 80 IQ retards in, like, the most obvious lies, you must be feeling like your fucking, like, Sherlock Holmes or something. something. Like, you're like this master wizard five-dimensional chess player that can see the future. Like, dude. What's that? Well, like 60. No, this is an 80 IQ. Right now we're trying to figure out what's going on. It's an 80. Trust me. Trust me. I know what they look like. Right now, we're just investigating right now, okay? We're checking camera footage to see if you guys ran over the the tracks or not. That's what we're doing. Like that, that one African migrant earlier today, that showed up at the kids school on a Friday or Saturday when the kids weren't there with a knife and a bunch of petroleum and a hatchet and a hammer, that was a 60 IQ.

That's a 60 IQ. This is 80 IQ. You have to understand that there are levels to these things. Now, we got someone checking, okay? So he's saying, because y'all do not have not proper cause, y'all don't have a warrant. How old is 70 IQ? You have damage to the front driver's side, right? We don't have damage to the truck. So right now, we're just, yes, you do it. We don't have damage to the front of driver. Yeah, you do, though.

Because we have cameras, just like y'all have cameras. We don't have front of damage to try the friend. Babe. Hey, Flitz, I'll be right back. We don't have to have to figure it in this. She's claiming she never was on fourth, and she said she had no alcohol. But he was a long island in the center of her. She said it, I think she's not answered any questions about that.

Yeah. There it is. All right. Let's go. My sergeants right there. Can you talk to my sergeant? Ma'am, I need you go up for your window. I see alcohol in the center council.

I need to identify you. Hello? That's my sergeant. He's putting up with this shit. I see an open can of alcohol in your center council. Water? Okay. Well, I know is I see that.

No. And a can of sweet tea? There was a cut water. There was a cut water? That's not mine. Okay. You've got to be thinking that you are the smartest person in the world. Oh, like.

I need to identify you. That's not me. I can see that in plain view. We need to see your identification, okay? Okay, that's fine. Uh-huh. Do you hear that? Is clear water alcohol? You stupid bitch. You're so stupid. Like cut water? Oh, yeah, clear water. Yeah, it is. Cut water, yeah.

Uh-oh. Here we go. Let's go. Let's see it. Run her down. Run her down. Run her down. Run it down. We'll just take it on. On Washington through the red light. Uh-huh. There she is.

56 and increasing. It's wet outside, too. Just past university. Doing a felony to avoid a misdemeanor. Right. You call that poor impulse control. Turning into the middle school right now. Oh, going to the middle school.

Right. Here we go. People still traveling about 35 miles an hour. Where does she see? I always wonder, like, what's going through a person like this is mind when they do this, right? I mean, like, is it just like a, you know, like the meme of like the monkey clapping the symbols together or something? I don't know. Nothing, nothing's going through their mind.

Westbound Farnon. 56 an hour. Man. The Westbound Farnon. Went straight to stop sign. Passenger door. Wait, what? Passenger door.

door is open. Why? Oh, I bet they might have thrown something out the door. That's what it was. Oh, don't let them see this. Huh? A bunch of fucking idiots. Still westbound fire running through Lockwood. Fifty four miles an hour. Oh my God. How come so low resolution? People almost ran through a hole leap hop. I don't know. So westbound firing them. Payble Grove. I couldn't come up with something funny.

I have no idea. Southbound Oakridge is raining? Yeah. What's she doing? Cut the recider right now. Is this... She's crashing in Alto, crashed into Alto. Just shoot her.

Oh my god. You think this is gonna... Oh my God. Just shoot her. Just shooter. That's a smart guy. No way! No way! He steps out! Oh my god! Oh my god! Holy shit! Ray, she just collided with 807.

Oh my god! What the fuck? Like, why does she think this is... Like, dude, are you fucking retarded? That's a felony? I bet it is. The exact wrong time. The shooter, they should. Maybe revise the 75 IQ?

IQ? No, this is an 80 IQ crash up. You got it, you got it. You got it. There you go. There you go. Maybe go out the other way. Blocking her exit? Oh, she's trying to drive it through the other side. Imagine being this. No, inside the car. Or inside the store. Just shoot her. Passers out of the store? Yes. Oh my god. Come to be inside the building just in case. They're besieging the altabute...

Every single thing in the stores would be $60.00. Yeah, I went to one of these stores like a week ago or so. Yeah. It's expensive. Over here. Come this way. Over here. I took her to bed, bath, and body works afterwards, too.

But we bought a scented candle. Yeah. Mine. Yeah. Bad guys. Come out right now. It's really bad. Come out.

Sorry, you come and you saw it. Hands, hands. Get down. It makes me, honestly, it makes me so mad. The cops don't just shoot people like this. I think that we should just shoot them as a procedure. It's like you obviously don't know how to act. Like, and by the way, I've said it before, you have pro-life candidates.

If I ever ran for office, I would be a pro-death candidate. Abortions, fucking border patrol like that, fucking going and bombing terrorists across the shooting people and fucking cops. Oh, it would be crazy. We'd be doing it like nuts. Not abortions, no, I've been doing all the thing. Yeah, oh, yeah, beating the cops are going into the sword. Yeah, I mean, I guess at this point, it doesn't matter, does it? You're crazy, man. Shooting them as a waste of a human life?

Uh, you're using this word that I don't necessarily agree with. Yeah, human. I don't like, ah, we're really going to say it like that, right? I'm going over here, I'm going over here. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. Wrong stream. Wrong stream for that.

Waste implies value. I like that. There's she. is. I didn't know. No, I'm cool with that. Don't know what you're in here. Yep.

I don't even drink, so I'm cold. He told me. Dude, even he said not to do it. Yeah. Radio from seven, we got past here in custody or detaining or they have value. They have value. Think about all the batteries that we could make with them. True.

Okay. Yeah. Enough. Enough. Yeah, they do have kidneys. It's a good point. Is this the so option? I just heard?

Yes. All right. I'm cool, bro. In the bag on the same part. The way they slammed the dude down, but not her? Yeah He doesn't have to Stop looking

Just stop Okay, just stop I didn't do anything No, nope Both are in custody Clint's you got past you right He's back here This is the kind of shit

Like you wouldn't even believe this happened A firm radio We're secure They never do anything Yeah That's crazy Maybe the gulag isn't so bad After all

Yeah The male suspect De Niro was issued a citation for open intoxicants in a motor vehicle and is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law. The female suspect, Katrina... That's all you had to do, bro. That's all you had to do.

Like, literally, like, it was a... You got one open container in a vehicle. Who gives this shit, right? Okay, Katrina. We've got Hurricane Katrina here. Let's see it. And remember what I told, Joel? That face tattoo?

people that have face tattoos don't make good decisions was found to have a blood alcohol concentration of point two one over double the right right legal limit she was charged with her second defense of OWI felony mo operated I I guess OWI is operating while intoxicated right

it's just destruction of police property felony malicious destruction of property under $20,000 there's no way that was under $20,000 A malicious destruction of a building over $20,000. Two counts of felony assault. Felony assault on a police officer and felony third degree fleeing, eluding. She took a plea deal, pleading guilty to all charges in exchange for a sentence of one year in jail and three years of probation. We don't have to live like this. We don't have to live like this at all.

I'm tired, boss. That's amazing. We released back into the public in March of 2027. Katrina was ordered to pay $258,563,000 in restaurants. Restitution. 233,164 of that goes to Ulta Beauty and another $25,399 goes to the city of Royal Oak, Michigan. This debt could potentially follow her for the rest of her life. And following bankruptcy doesn't necessarily give her an escape hatch either.

Restitution imposed as a part of a criminal sentence generally can't just be wiped away through bankruptcy. And to think she could be almost a quarter million dollars less in debt if she simply complied during that traffic stop. So act yourself honestly. Whatever you're trying to avoid in that moment, is it actually worth what you could be creating for yourself for the rest of your life? I am, I really, this is, I can't say what I think about this. I really can't. But I can say that one day you seem angry. I am annoyed that we allow rabid, wild, feral animals to run around in our society without putting them down.

I am very annoyed. and if it was up to me, she would have been dead in that fucking car. That would have been a normal, basic, everyday rip bozo. That would have been it. And I don't know why so many people are okay with this. I don't. I don't know why people are all right with this. It's embarrassing to me that I have to deal with this.

I have to be in this environment. I have to live in this world. shoot first, ask questions later. No, they asked questions for a while, bro. Like, you run it, the moment that she tried to hit the cop car, I think they should have shot her. Like, as soon as she, as soon as they got out on foot and they tried to surround the vehicle and then she started moving again, I think they should have shot her right then.

Why is the judicial system okay with this? That's the question. Because there are not enough people that think like me. There's not. there's not and a stronger country would yeah the law is the law we aren't the executioner she's much more valuable to the state alive you really think that person creates value you think a person like that has any value of course they don't if they have value it's going to be a negative value the problem is the dude didn't do anything and he was trying to get out so they can't risk

hitting him he was already out at that point yeah he was already out Once you stop cooperating law enforcement and call their friends, I would have shot her. I don't know about that soon, but sometimes, yeah, should have thrown attempted vehicle or manslaughter at her towards the cops of the passenger too. Yeah, definitely, right? willing to try and run over armed officers, you're willing to run over anybody. A person who does that is simply too dangerous to be trusted in society. I agree. It makes me so mad that we let this happen.

It does. Because what really makes me mad about it is that, like, we let this happen. and there's no there's no like there's no like sense of accountability for it right like it just it just annoys the fuck

out of me man it does it annoys the fuck out of me and I wish that there was a way that we could do something about it I do there's no real consequence yeah I mean I guess not right rewarding bad behavior the passenger was an all right dude

well I mean he wasn't really but like he didn't deserve to get shot Why not shoot the tires? Because then, well, number one, she was already driving on a flat. Number two, then you make the vehicle more dangerous to operate. So like basically, if you have now, now she's driving and moving around a vehicle that is even more dangerous. Because she doesn't know how to drive with the car, right, or a ricochet or something like that. Why not just shoot the person?

Yeah, because that way they're not going to be moving the car. because they're dead. I feel like it's pretty simple. It's really simple. So police are trained to fire their weapon to eliminate a threat. Shooting the tires just eliminated a threat? Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm just saying that's it.

She's already drunk. So it balanced out. Yeah, exactly. But, yeah, I mean, I don't know really. I don't know if that's ever going to happen. I have no way. Why do cops even have guns? They don't use them enough.

They don't use them enough. And I think they should use them a whole lot more. And if it was up to me, that's what would be happening.