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Episode Date: September 24, 2025

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A TikTok influencer and illegal alien was arrested in Los Angeles today by federal agents during the live stream. She resisted arrest and was pulled screaming from her Tesla. Man. Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Hey. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Got them. Go get her? Oh, they're getting her. Oh, she's getting got. Shouldn't have been live. That's a self-report. Shouldn't have been doing it.

No, no, no. Yeah. No. Yep. Yep. Yes. Yep. If you tell him, stop, they'll stop.

But, wait a minute. Yeah. I'm going to be a hard, but wait a spirit. Oh. Espiritate. Oh. She's going to. She's going to.

I'm going to be a hard, but wait a spirit. Wow. The fucking chair. It's actually crazy that they are literally rounding them up and catching them Isn't that insane? I never actually thought they would do it. If I had known they were going to do this, I would have voted for Trump.

I would have. Absolutely. What's the ambulance for? I don't know. Now I'm going to go? Yeah, I'm so jealous of the USA. Bro, imagine being British and watching this. Do you think about how mad...

Like, how mad they must be? Oh my God. You said it before, so I believe you, yeah. the most triggered? I guess so. This could be you. Europe. Yeah, see, guys, this is what happens. You just elect somebody and then they arrest them. It's super fucking simple. And that's it. You even got them on a stretcher, man. Oh, my God. The U.S. will probably be banned from the U.K. soon. Well, I don't know what's going to happen with that. I have a pretty good feeling that it is going to reach a extreme and then people are going to just totally fucking totally be tired of it. And I think you're going to have a, huge pushback from, what do you call it, from a lot of the, I think, European users, European, like, kind of communities. I think that's what's really going to happen. I think it's already starting to happen. You're already starting to see some type of pushback, but it's going to get even more extreme. Federal agents raid another food stand run by illegal aliens.

With all the hiring, we are only going to see more of this. Did anyone expect deportations on this level? Man. Man. Now, they're coming in these cars like these cars like there's a fucking stand. God, they don't even speak English? Yep. No, no, I'm sure that a person who can't even speak the national language is a net positive.

to the country, guys. No, you don't understand that it's actually a good thing that they don't speak English and they can't communicate with any of the observed signage on the roads. No, no, it's super good, actually. Yep. They're using the whistle?

I guess so. It's working. It's working really well. The big problem is they consider some whole different people in community. They don't want to be American. They want to be Mexican. They lives in America. Well, I don't know about that. It depends on a person.

Yep. They're getting rounded up. They're done. Oh, cultural enrichment? That's right. They're getting enriched hard. Plas of Texas, they're going to escalates to gun violence against ice. Nah, if it escalates to gun violence, then they're just going to bring in, like, I mean, in my opinion, if it escalates to gun violence, then they're probably just going to, then they're probably just going to,

Any degree of pushback is just going to get an equal, not equal, like a 5x higher response pushback. Yeah, then it's over, right? Because then they're going to start shooting these people. Then, yeah, they're going to go 10 times out of it. They're going to use the military. Like if you think that like, oh, well, we're just going to shoot them. And what do you think they're just going to stop doing it? No.

Do you think they're not going to shoot you back? Look at all that gear. Do you have all that gear? probably not. Doral logic to stop the ice agents. They just go, oh, man. Yeah, I guess so. They will have right then?

Yeah, exactly. ICE has been shot last week. Yeah, I saw that. And there'll be a revolution? No, it won't be. Like, the entire idea that this is a big issue that a lot of people might not understand is that on the internet,

these issues are really exacerbated. But the truth is that the amount of people that actually are okay with illegal aliens being in the country and, you know, just doing random things under the table. It's actually a very small percentage of people. It's not zero,

but it's also not 50%. The vast majority of the public does not like this. The amount of people that are going out and doing this is very, very small. So you're not going to have, like, a revolution, like these people would be crushed in like five seconds. Carro different is,

they're using, much. Yeah, it wouldn't even happen. Revolution would be over before it stopped? Yeah, exactly. Carrel different, they're using. Maybe 20% if press, 5%. Yeah, probably about 5%. That would I really try to super push back against this?

Yeah, I do nothing revolution? Yeah. The power disparity between the military and the average civilians so severe, the problem would never be able to get there. You're right. This isn't a revolutionary war. The power scaling for the police and everything is just so much higher than it was like even 30 years ago, and especially like 100 or 200 years ago.

And yeah, they've passed. Another day terrorizing our people in our community. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man. Man.

And now. Here are. remind the tech and infrastructure, yep. You also have people joining ice at record numbers. I think that these people and a lot of liberals in America have misunderestimated the amount of people who are abs of fucking lootly sick and tired of having their country occupied by illegal aliens and then being called racist whenever they take problem with it. that's it just underestimated no mis-underestimated this is a very big difference that's worse than

underestimating mis-underestimating is worse it's a longer word that means it's even that's even more of a miscalculation yeah it's even more dumb people always look for the effect not this is the cause yeah uh-oh get out of here sure that's going to really stop them but uh anyway so that's pretty much where things are. They got the National Guards. They got DA, the FBI, Park Police, Cabal Police, all working together. Trump got these and things on a mission. So what I'm saying to y'all is, now ain't the time in my city in D.C. I don't know about nobody else. He ain't do that no way else. Not yet. Not yet. It's a state of emergency in my city. So, All I'm saying to you is

Now ain't the time To be riding around with guns and drinking and smoking weed You know what I'm saying? Yep Now ain't the time, bro These next 30 days It's gonna show a lot of shit for niggas man And that's because it's like this because the youngest

Slots down tipping bro We can't go nowhere without them niggas We can't Anything over there He's got a point he does he's right go nowhere without these niggas

doing fucking it up oh god nine or ten of them they robbing motherfuckers shooting motherfuckers you know what I'm saying like motherfuckers get tired of that shit man

yeah everybody's fucking tired of the shit this is the thing is like this whole idea that oh well it's bad for you to put all the police there because it's like a police state and then everybody's going to have to follow the law you forget about all these

random Walmart Americans. This is just your average, everyday guy that's like, man, I'm tired of having to worry about getting shot going to Walmart. I don't want to have to worry about somebody trying to steal one of my tires and I'm into the drive-through. I don't want to deal with this shit. Like, I'm tired of this shit. This is annoying. Yeah, I'm tired, boss.

Yeah, exactly. They get tired of that shit, bro. There's no points in it for that, man. Now this is where we come to a school. state of emergency. Yep. Yeah, me. DC is under emergency.

The Metropolitan Police Department has lost its fucking custody for 30 days. They completely, bro, they fuck this shit at bad. Trump bother getting a McRobbed combo. Yeah, they got McRobbed. Start roughing shit off. They already started. They didn't come through a two or three times already. They had pushed up on my mind yesterday.

Yeah, people just want to live. without thinking about possible thieves every second? Yeah, like, nobody wants to deal with that shit. Like, God damn. Like, it's so weird. Anybody acts like this is a big deal. Bondi even suspended the DC chief and replaced her. I saw that, yeah.

Been doing nothing. Bro, they kicked up on them. They is not playing out here, man. Yep, that's right. So if you want to get a football number now, keep doing that dumb shit. Keep doing the shit. The fucking vest in the prison.

What's y'all doing, bro? Y'all making it. Come on, bro. We got to do best. better man. And I'm not just saying it's for the Y-Ns, bro. It's for niggas, my. God, he just said it was the Y-Ns. Jesus Christ. Listen, Unk, yeah, I guess so. Listen, if you got certain motions, man, now with the curtail that shit a little bit, man,

because if they catch you, they fucking you over. And ain't nothing nobody else can do about. I'm just being real, man. Y'all niggas, man, stay up. Pay attention, man. It's shit going on right now. Yep, there it is. So some people are not happy. Some people are not happy at all about the crime crackdown. I'm leaving my kids, my family, my house, my job, my cat, and everything else just to fucking drive to D.C. And driving from Michigan to Washington, D.C. Because Peto 47 is a piece of shit.

And I'm going to stick up for my fucking fellow citizens. So fuck you, Maga. I'm on my way. DC. I'm leaving my kids, my family, my house, my job, my cat, and everything else just to fuck. Oh, geez. Yeah. Well, there we go, right? What if he's a freedom fighter? Yes, I guess so. How are all my fellow criminals just to get arrested? Yeah, I mean, I wonder if this guy does end up getting arrested. I don't know what happens with this guy. They don't have a name for him and see what happened. Suicidal compassion, Reddit Revolutionary. No, no. He's

actually going there himself. He is. And he's going to fuck up his entire life over it. Obviously, right? A hundred percent. And then you got another one crashing out over this too. Who the fuck this Trump think he is? You ain't fucking God, bitch. You ain't fucking God. You don't tell me. Well, to be fair, in South Park, he was fucking Satan. Fucking mental problem or having addiction problem because I'm homeless in poverty on the streets, You want to sweep me up and put me in a shelter and give me mental help, addiction help. You want to classify me. You don't get to control me.

That's nice, Rufus. Please get in the van. Please, please don't take your pants off. Please don't take your pants off again. All right, yeah, no, you're right. All right, now get in the van. It all starts in D.C., America. Wake the fuck up.

You're letting this motherfucker steal your rights. Oh, God. And every one of you little pawns, just sit and agree. He's so mad. You don't get to control my life. Okay, that sounds good. Well, here, take this pill, and you're going to be okay, all right? You please just go and, please get in the van.

Go ahead. No, it's all right. This motherfucker. Oh, man. Man, he really, he's really going for it, huh? This guy's pointing a phone to himself, hit recording, started screaming, he needs help. No, I think so. I'm hard agreeing with Trump on this one. Why is this scumbag not have a job? He seems okay for a job.

I think everybody knows why. He's probably just a retard. He's just an idiot. And so anyway, little Heath Ledger Joker energy, no, it's just a retard energy. That's it. And, yeah, I see his homeless now standing up for their rights in Washington, DC. And you can see... Who the fucking Trump? Yeah. The thing is, they're fighting and getting mad about it,

but, oh, God. Guy walks in wearing an alligator Alcatraise shirt. Oh, God. Okay. All right. I've never... Almost got into a fight at the gas station. You did? Guy walks in wearing an alligator alcatrae shirt. Brave. He was real brave about it. Very proud of it.

He must have been about 60, 65, you know, overweight white guy. Yeah. You know the type. Let me guess. You want to get in a fight with a senior citizen. You want to beat up an elderly man. Because he's wearing a hat you don't like.

Is this right? And a young Hispanic girl was working to register. She's always been there, like, since, you know, for months now. And she looked uncomfortable. And he was being rude to her. And so, you know, but not, like, overtly rude. just like passively rude, you know? So he wasn't being rude, and she perceived it that way?

He's probably just trying to buy a pack of cigarettes. Just sitting there wearing his racism like a fucking badge, right? Like it's a uniform. Of course, I forgot. She's Hispanic, and so that means that she's an illegal alien. I, how do I keep forgetting this? It's a mystery. It's sick, right?

And so I waited until he was walking out, and I looked at him up and down like that and I was like your shirt is hideous and you should be ashamed of yourself. Wow, you said that? He starts yelling at me, get the fuck out of here! So I flipped him off. Wow. And then whenever I was done, I walked out. Um, he was so mad. He got red-faced and everything. Look, if you at- He's 65, 70 years old. He'd get red face just walking in the door if he's fat. That's not too, you're not that impressive. You're not that impressive. Like, I know what fat people do. Nothing.

That's why they're fat. So when they actually have to go inside to the gas station, this is a big deal for them. You're grown age. If you're brave enough to be wearing a symbol of a concentration camp and racism on your clothing. You should be brave enough to take it whenever people call you out on that shit. Because that's nothing more than bragging about being a fucking racist. And I do it again. The thing is that what these people are going to realize is that they're going to learn to regret saying this.

And the reason why is that once there are enough people out there who are alligator alcatraz and joyers, they're going to put these people, the hunted will become the hunters. And I think that's what's going to happen. And these people are going to be totally open season. And they are going to get bullied, harassed, pushed around, beat up, probably injured. And do you want to know what the worst thing about it is? Is that it shouldn't be this way, but nobody's going to care.

I actually assume that a lot of people are going to laugh. That's it. No one's going to care. Yep. I will do it again. Wow. What are you going to do? Chase me down and have a heart attack halfway down the block? Because I know. You ain't done no cardio in at least a decade, at least.

Yeah. Gonna go get your pistol and commit a mass shooting because someone called you out on your racism? Do it. Do it. I'm a millennial. I'm waiting for a fucking excuse. It's crazy how millennials have already done so much damage to society, and we're not even in our final form yet. I think that we are going to be worse for society.

than baby boomers are. We are. We are the next new big problem. Excuse for what? Probably to get killed, like, because she hates her life. Like,

you really think that a person with a nose ring that's recording some, like, like, you really think somebody like this is in a good mood ever? Like, no,

of course not. No, that's it. It's just hoes mad. I mean, that's it. She looks like a Gen Xer. She does look older,

but I don't know. But you guys are, a problem? We are. We're a huge problem. Most people that are around my age are fat, pathetic losers. As opposed to me, I'm a skinny, pathetic loser. Much better.

Death wish since 2001. Bring it. Since 2001? Fucking racist old farts. They can sit there and wear their white pride on their... I love how she's like self-reporting that she has like suicide

idolation and you're calling other people, like you're telling other people how they need to behave and how they need to think. You can't even regulate your own mind. You can't even control your own life, but you want to tell everybody else what they should think. That's crazy. Clothing and their racism just out loud, but the second you say something, they get big mad, Big, big man. As opposed to you who was big mad from the beginning. You were always big mad. Of course.

Big mad. And you know, you know he was sitting there checking me out before I said something. I don't think so. I don't, I don't think, I don't think that's true. You know he was. Because gross old men like that are gross. And it's what they do. Man.

Oh my gosh. I just like, I don't know what to say, guys. Bro, what's even happening at this point? Well, I said before that, this is a good, enjoy the show. Yeah, I like this, this account. This is funny. Okay. And I have a bit of a room.

I went to a new psychiatrist today. Really? You don't say? And what do they say? And I have a, bit of a rule that I use. What is it? Um, when I'm choosing my mental health care providers. That's good. I bet you do. And that I don't want them to be actively in psychosis so they cannot be a maggot. So she's like, well, what makes your anxiety worse? And I was like, politics, the news,

you know. Stop watching it. And so we kind of went back and forth, like, just throwing out, like, little test statements to like see where each other were. Yeah. Where we were, um, politically. And And finally she was just like, okay, sounds like we're on the same side. I was like, oh, thank God. I went to a new... Oh, good. See, this is the problem is that every single village used to have one of these retards, but they could never interact with each other.

And so it was very contained. But now that you have the internet is that every village idiot gets together, and they're now an interest group. This is a huge issue, man. Same side nose ring? Well, it is crazy. They say they're going to come and make us move, which for me, Yay, woke up, still gay.

They say they're going to come and make us move, which for me, under VCDR, Title 22 U.S.C.S. 6, part 254B of the United States codified law, as a non-signatory member of the United Nations, who has a territory that is not of the United States. Can you imagine being a police officer and having to fucking deal with this shit? Oh my God. So this is why I think we need to pay police more. Like they're going to have to deal with, you know, like, I don't know, Copernicus here.

And they're going to have a bad time. They really are. It's a sovereign citizen. No, it's not a sovereign citizen. It's the same animal kingdom, but it's not the same species. This is a different species of you're not the boss of me. Sovereign citizen refers to naval maritime law. This is the United Nations species.

It's a mutation. Yeah, this is the chromatic never on. You can see all the different colors, right? I should be protected of complete inviability under Article 29 and Articles 31. Wow. If they touch me, they'll be breaking international law and subject to any person who signed any such order to be under criminal jurisdiction of the world. Oh, God. Oh, man.

Can you imagine going around living like this, man? Holy shit. International law. I didn't... Yay, woke up, still gay. I just don't know what's going on here. Oh my God I even paid them to do it

This is a traditional face tattoo It was done by hand poke By a professional tattoo artist Who is indigenous and from my nation I've also paid other people to draw on my body You're so observant Yes I even paid them to do it

Why should you have a line on her face This is going to be an unpopular opinion And this is going to be triggering For some of y'all But I think that you're political affiliation are your values. They show how well you get along with people that are different from you. They show your empathy. They show your kindness. So there are two groups of people in the world that have caused all of our problems here in America. Isn't it crazy? Wow. They show you

what your values. It's your values. It's how you vote. Is your values. Is your values. some of you all need to look into what Christian values mean because I don't think you're doing it right. I love how people love to, they love to take like a quote from the Bible where Jesus says we should love everyone. But then there's also quotes in the Bible that says like, you know, kill people that do this on Sunday. And they're like, well, that's different. Like, well, you know, if you look at the entire, if you look at, see, there's this one line that says, you should not, you should let infinite immigrants into your country. grab the wall by the ring no no see and and I'm gonna be honest

this might sound should I say this I'm just kidding of course I'm gonna say this I think anybody that has excessive plastic surgery like this I automatically assume that they're mentally ill and I don't take anything they say seriously straight up yeah

like I have like instant like for example like if somebody is has face tattoos like that's another one where like you're starting on the, you're starting on a, on a high difficulty mode, right? Like, that's really what the difference is. Oh, no, no, we got another. This is how, oh my, bro, how many.

I mean, but they are. I saw it with my own two eyes. What are you, what are you talking about? Like, oh my God. All of you people saying that it's not true that they're not going door to door just simply must live under rocks because it's literally all over the fucking internet. If you don't believe me, if you don't believe me, go out and search it up for yourself to prove yourself right. Do it to prove yourself.

When's Trump going to bring back minimal assyms in America? I don't know, but it's got to be soon. You've got all these Nevrons out here running wild, and they're a danger to everybody. They're a huge problem. We've got to find a way to lock some of these people up. Right. Pretend like you're going to do some research in order to prove yourself right, and you'll see that you're in fact. You're wrong.

You're wrong. All right, I'll do one more. I'll do one more. I don't know who needs to hear this, but if marriage equality is overturned, then I no longer recognize or participate in heterosexual marriages at all. I won't be attending. I won't be sending gifts. That's crazy, isn't it? What are the odds?

Won't be supporting your kids at all. I don't know. Who says this? What a weirdo? Why is it only gay dudes and women with nose rings? I have no idea. And it's just really, really sad. Capitalism is dominated by global companies.

I can't even. Oh, my. It's official. I'm no longer just sad. I'm now pissed. The Karen crash out is real. Like, we've, this is really, really bad. Can you imagine if you're a Karen, how,

awful the last three years for you must have been. And it's just going to get worse. How much do you guys want to bet that she probably makes jokes about Donald Trump being orange? Every day in this country, something happens that is worse than the day before. Even when you didn't even think that was possible. Yeah. Well, I guess maybe for her it would make sense since it's like cultural appropriation. When they talked about flooding the zone, they weren't kidding.

it is just one horrible thing after another. Yeah. Distractions are a con man's best friend. Is that right? Our rights are disappearing. Uh-oh. God, I fucking wish. That's not true, but I wish so much it was true.

Every day I say, please God. Get rid of them. Please. Please. Let today be the day. Care. It is a scam. Uh-huh.

Wages are a joke stuck in the 1990s. Yeah. And the people in charge don't care whether or not we live or die. Yep, that's right. And what are you going to do about it? They become richer while we become poorer. You're right. That's true. Make another TikTok. That's going to help.

They want us... Oh, yeah. Broke. Yeah. exhausted and too busy trying to survive to fight back. And let me guess you're broken exhausted. Yep. They say we don't have money for school lunches, veterans, for people that need the help.

Yeah. But she has plenty of money, I guess so. They want to spend $200 million to build a ballroom. at the White House. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I thought they said they weren't paying for that with tax dollars. And they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars every day paying sad, pathetic little men.

We need to normalize the realization that these groups of people are the exact same as the 14-year-olds that like Andrew Tate because their mom is mean to them and makes them go to bed at 9 p.m. This is basically the female version of that. She's fact adjacent. Yeah, adjacent. Not necessarily, but, you know. Cops so that they can abduct people off the streets. Next, it's going to be you. We can only dream.

It's time to fight back. Uh-oh. What are you going to do? It's time to stand up. What are you going to do? And it's time to get loud. Which one's it going to be? Which one's it going to be?

And I don't know what that all looks like. What else? Which one's it going to be? Come on. But they want us divided. Come on. They want us fighting. Come on.

Amongst ourselves. Yeah? Because that way, they can continue to line their pockets with all of our money. Uh-huh. While we just become poor. Okay. So it's I do not. With less of a voice.

Everyone does nothing. Okay, good. Yeah. Enough is enough. Yeah, what are you going to do? If we don't all get off of the sidelines right now, there's not going to be anything left. That's number one. I didn't expect that.

I, yep. Okay. To fight for. Yep, there it is. And talking so slow, imagine how, yeah, I guess so. And, uh, attention center. Here on McCatab Avenue in Portland, Oregon. It is now 815, August 15th, 2025, and we're still out here.

Why do they all have nose rings? At 1 a.m. Really? You don't have a job. Say goodbye to a friend. Lots of fucking people are still out here. We're still going. They haven't tear gassed us yet tonight.

They should. But they've pepperballed us a lot, is what I heard. So while I was gone, they pepperballed a lot. and then here I am. Jinga la Migra. Bro, these people are just so fucking mentally ill. It is insane. I don't even know what to say.

Like, this is, how, where do you, where do all these people come from? I didn't even know there were this many of them. Yeah, the widest, yes, it's unbelievable. I don't know where they're coming from. It's insane, but I guess that's the way things are now, right? Yeah, Florida? I guess so. Oh my fucking God.