Asmongold TV - Where I've been, honestly | Asmongold TV

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

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Oh, shit. I'm gonna be real, guys. Like, uh, it's been a while. It really is. I'm the new Pope. I know there were some people thinking that. Uh, not, not that I'm aware of. Okay, I'll tell you that. Not that I'm aware of. How was your vacation? It was great, man. I had a good time. It was fine. Like, I missed one fucking week. The Pope dies. Oblivion comes out. Um, fucking marathon goes non-NDA. Uh, Expedition 30-30 slaps. And I'm I wasn't there to get hit by it. I'm not happy about that at all. Did I say the Pope died because he did?

Trump's putting everybody in jail. I don't know. It's just, bro, like, how I miss all this shit. Yeah, JD killed the Pope. Yeah, JD stands for just killed the Pope. That's what I saw. I thought that shit was funny. That was nuts that he met the Pope and then the Pope pretty much crashed out right after

that, huh? Oh, my God. Oh, that cinder shit, too. Now, I'm going to be real. I actually was thinking, I was about to say that, like, you know, like, I have a life or I'm employed or I have a girlfriend. But then I remembered none of those things are true. And so I couldn't use that as a reason for why I didn't read Cinder's twit longer. I didn't fucking read that.

You don't give a fuck. But, uh, yeah, I'm glad to be back. And, uh, everything, obviously, I know a lot of you guys have been wondering, like, what the fuck? Um, I, uh, you know, basically had to, uh, I had to, uh, I had to, uh, to leave for about a week or so. Honestly, I didn't stream the day before I left because of honestly just fucking anxiety. What is this? F. No, no, we're not effing. This is fucking anxiety, right? I mean, I'll just be straight up with it. And so, yeah, basically had a good time away. I had an all right time. Like, I created, so I rented an Airbnb. And so you guys might not know this,

but I have like the way that I sleep and the way that I live is kind of like a vampire, right? And let me just go ahead and do this. I'll show you guys, right? And so there's a bunk bed, right? And so it's in one of the houses or the house that I stayed in that I rented. And so this is the top one and this is the bottom one, right? Well, what I did is I put blankets over every single one of these areas. And I slept inside of here, inside of the bottom bunk, because it was so fucking bright in Florida. It was insane.

Like, I couldn't even see anything. It was like, I don't know. It's like the first time I've seen the light. And should get a little bit tanner? Maybe. I mean, I had to be outside for at least probably 15 minutes last week, which was awful. But yes, that's basically been it. And FlashBet, yes, you're in Florida.

I was. I was in Florida. We had to do some family stuff and got delayed a number of times. And we finally did it. Everything's finished. Everything's good. Saw a number of people in my family, et cetera. It was good time.

And that's it. And you eat Gator. I ain't shit like that, bro. I just went and I got Chipotle and I just ate what my aunt would cook us as well. And we were just chilling, man. Like, I'm not about, bro. I'm going to tell you all right now, I'm not about any kind of weird food. Well, I'm a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

And what I mean by that is I just like eating meat and potatoes. That's it. I don't want any sort of fancy shit. If I can't pronounce it, I don't want it. All right. And that's it. But yes. And I did.

Goat tastes just like chicken. Yeah, I heard people do too. But I'm not going to eat people either. But I mean, maybe. But it depends on who it is. Anyway, the point is that, yes, that's where I was. That's what I was doing. I had to go.

So I went a little bit earlier, right? And the reason why I went a little bit earlier is my dad. Obviously, like, this is kind of like how it is. You know, he's been through pneumonia now five fucking times. He's had pneumonia five fucking times. And so this is the, you know, he wasn't sure. He's 78 years old now, right? And so I wanted to make sure does he smoke?

No, no, no. And so, like, he stopped smoking cigarettes years ago. And anyway, so this is what it was. So, like, I didn't know really how it was going to be at the airport for him. Honestly, like, I mean, he can get around, right? But it's just unpleasant for him to get around, right? It's unpleasant. It's stressful.

And so, like, he was worried about that. And so, like, he's gone through it four fucking times. And he's still going to the store. He's still walking around, et cetera. But anyway, I basically had to go with them to the airport to make sure that everything would be okay, right? Because, like, I didn't know how it was going to go. And that's really the reason why I left for as long as I did.

I could have left and maybe only been gone for three days. but there were some people that were in Florida, you know, it was kind of like a stars-aligned situation with like people that he's known, you know, like fucking 60, 70 years, right? And so he wanted to go see them and be there, but like he had to do that. It was like kind of in the same time period.

And so I kind of had to be there for it, right? And so, you know, that's the reason why I left early. That's the truth. Now, in retrospect, I didn't fucking have to. I didn't fucking have to because the airport, bro, I'm going to be real. The way that they handled disabled people and people in a wheelchair is absolutely fucking S-tier. It was incredible the service that we got.

Like in Austin and the Tampa airport, like, bro, that shit went so hard. That was crazy. Like, yeah, the whole thing was good miners as well. Yeah, I had no idea about that at all. And so, yeah, time to fake a disability, I guess so. And you're famous though? No, no, no. You fly first class?

No, we not only did we not fly first class, we flew southwest, right? Which is like one step away from being, thank you, Volm, so they are gifted subs. It's one step away from being a PVP airline, right? Everybody knows this. And so like Spirit and Frontier, those are the PVP airlines. But we weren't able to get a flight. I was originally going to get like a, you know, a Delta flight or something like that. But for whatever reason, that wasn't available.

And so we just ended up getting that, right? And anyone recognized you? Yeah, people recognize me sometimes. Sure, right? I mean, definitely. But yeah. If you know what time is common enough to not get recognized? I don't know.

I usually don't see a lot of people that look like I do, but maybe I'm just not, uh, I don't see myself in the same way. But, uh, anyway, you gamble with your life with that flight? Oh, with a Southwest? Nah, bro. Like, the thing is, and like, I'll be honest, it was, like, I did have that shit in the back of my mind.

I'm like, oh yeah, there was that one plane crash. Oh, shit, there was that other plane crash. I said, but then I think, thought to myself, I said, man, if this plane crashes, I'm going to be dead so fast, I'm not even going to know it. So what am I getting worried about? Like, what the fuck? I'm not even going to know this shit happened. So yeah, I'm just going to let this show, like, you know, let Jesus take the wheel. Yeah, DEI, no, there were no DEI pilots. I checked. But, uh, yeah, so it was okay. No, they were not women. It's, it's fine, guys. We, we arrived to and from Florida with no problems at all. And so,

be great content too? Yeah, once. But anyway, so that's what it was. And I went and I did that, you check? Well, I mean, not intentionally. Like, I always sit in the front of a plane so I can, because I don't like being in airplanes, right? I mean, not for any particular reason. I just don't like being in the air. Why the fuck would I want to be in an airplane? And so anyway, because of that, I didn't really see or look at any of that stuff. And so I just went in and I was like, you know, just give me one second and I'll find the rest of it. Okay. There it is. And And it's just fun and high. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be on a fucking airplane. I hate airplanes. I hate flying. I hate traveling. I hate everything about it. What I like doing, this is what I like doing is I like sitting in my house. Okay? I really like sitting in my house and doing nothing. That is, oh my God, bro. That is what my life is all about. Like I and the thing is like, I yesterday last night, like I didn't get home until late late. And like I really, you know, I was goal. glad, right? I was glad I got home. I was so happy. I was like, oh my God, it's finally,

finally over, is finally done. I went and I played a little bit of, what the fuck did I even do yesterday? Oh, I played that old, that RuneScape survival game a little bit. I downloaded Oblivion for tomorrow. We got all that shit locked the fuck in. We're going to play Ablivian, and then I played, what was it? Oh, I was going to download and play the new Wuthering Waves. that's what it was. But yeah, hell fucking yes, exactly, right? And the roaches think you weren't coming back and try to move in? No, actually, there were no roaches or anything like that in my... Expedition 33, right? Yes. And what did I say?

What did I say? Like, I mean, sometimes I'm just like, I'm just talking on autopilot while I'm thinking about something else. Did I say Expedition 34? I was thinking about something else. Anyway, my point is that... Leathering ways. Oh, no, no, I did not play Expedition 33. The reason why I didn't play Expedition 33, it's extremely simple. It's because I wanted to save it for stream. I'm going to play it on stream. I'm not going to play it today. I'm not going to play it tomorrow, but I am going to play it this week. And I wanted to make sure that, like, you know, I didn't want you guys to miss out on that because it just seems like it's such a great game,

right? And so a lot of people have been super positive about it and, you know, all that. And so we're going to get into it. appreciate that and so was your leave at least good for your mental you need to break sometimes no absolutely not i was stressed out the whole time i was like fucking panicking the entire time of the airport we had so many delays and problems everything seemed to work out at the end but everything on the on the lead up to that was extremely stressful and i was like really fucking annoyed and so uh anyway yeah no i i was extremely stressed the entire time about like 10 different things right i mean anytime that i'm not in my house. I'm very, very stressed. And, uh, you know, that's just how I am. And, uh, anyway, let's see here. You see Trump's having a rally at 5 p.m.? Well, that makes sense. I mean, he's going to be running again,

right? And so like, now that he's running again and everybody knows this, uh, obviously, uh, just a minute, my dad's calling me. Hello? He's like, oh, yeah, remind them that the wheelchair service was really good. And I was like, yeah, I did. And, uh, that's the fact. I mean, that shit was like crazy, crazy good. Like, I didn't expect it to be anything like that at all. But, um, anyway, uh, yeah, I do get very stressed out when I'm not in my house and, you know, in my nest and my layer. And, you know, I'm out in the wild. It was very unsettling to me. But, you know, I survived.

Everything is okay. And I'm back. And so now a lot of people are probably wondering, like, what's going to happen now? The same thing that was happening for the last year. Like, this isn't like going to be like a, like, I'm back for a day and that's it. No, we're just going to be back to just going live every day like that's it. I mean, the only reason I couldn't is because, you know, it'd be like kind of weird if I went off or live in another place, right?

And just for a number of reasons for me.