Asmongold TV - Yeah, Twitch is so cooked.. | Asmongold

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

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Twitch revenue is at an all-time low. Is it really? Is this true? This is how the Twitch ad revenue has gone. Ad revenue is an all-time low. Not down to zero. This is a little bit overdone, of course. Take it easy.

This is a little bit over. It's not from, it isn't cut down to 10%, but it is down. I talked to Misceifa about it. yesterday as well. This is my graph. And he said he looked at his, when he saw his dashboard, the ad revenue compared to before. It's so shit. But that's good that we have kick as well, that we can help us. Maybe that will. So basically, uh, we have, let's see if I can pull it up. So this is, this is the amount of money I get from ads every single, uh, every single, every single week.

So on April 28th, I made $0.0 from ads. On the 29th, I made 0.03 cents from ads. On the 6th, I made 0.06 cents from ads. This one was really weird. On May 1st, I actually made $6 from advertising, which is crazy. $4 from advertising on May 2nd. May 3rd, we're all the way up to $8, $17 on Sunday, May the 4th. Crazy amount of money there.

And let's take a look at this here, $15 in ads. Now we're back again at 11 cents for ads, 21 cents for ads, 10 cents for ads. Let's see here, 17 cents for ads, 0.07 cents for ads, $0.0.0.0.7 cents for ads. for ads. And they've also taken away my turbo payments as well. So for a while, I was getting paid a lot with Turbo because I have a lot of viewers and tons of people watch me. So Turbo was getting aggregated in as the percentage of people because let me let me explain how much money I would be making if I had advertisement turned on for this level of delivery. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and just give you an idea about how much money this would have been, okay?

All right, so we have 39,000. This is the amount of money that I made. This is the amount of money I would have made if I had ads enabled. Now, I know this very well. I've streamed on Twitch for a long time. Probably on. Yes, exactly. And so enable them wholly. Who cares?

Per month? Yeah, this would be per month on just this channel. And so, yes, exactly. It's a lot of money. and seeing it that much doesn't make me jealous unless you want to grind harder. I mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, as long as you're making, like, you don't need to make a million dollars a month to be happy.

If you make $100,000 to $200,000 a year, you will start capping out on happiness. If you think, and if you're making $150,000 a year and you don't leave in San Francisco or New York, right? You live in an average city and you are unhappy and you're making $150, $200,000, a year, you probably will not be happier with more money. Just being honest.

Just being honest. Like, your problem is probably not money. And this is, by the way, a statistical wrong. Guys, there is never, like, I have never been more right. That's not true. There have been a lot of times that I've been more right than this, even though this is statistically proven. But this is a statistically observed

and proven of phenomenon, you can research it and look into it yourself. There's a tremendous amount of diminishing returns once an individual reaches the amount of money where they have enough money to effectively live a relatively worry-free lifestyle, right? And so that's it. So I used to make tons of money off of turbo. You guys see this. This is $500 per turbo every single month. So let's take a look at how much money I was baking from Turbo.

I made $17,000 from Turbo last month. This month I have made $4. So if you go from $17,000, or sorry, excuse me, $17,000, and you go from that to $4, gentlemen, are they still hiring? Ah, geez, guys, I, this might be me soon. Oh, no. Oh no, what is this? Where's my turbo money going?

I don't know. And that's the crazy thing. Is that all of these people, I want to understand from Twitch why it is that I was getting paid all this money from Turbo every single month.

I was getting $17,000. Do you know how many beef bags of beef jerky I could buy with $17,000? Five. And so, where's all this money going? What happened to it? I don't know what the fuck this is. And so many because they hate you.

Yes. And I was making this much money before then, before then as well, before then as well. And so I was making all of this turbo money. This is, I guess, right, whenever I first started, right? Yeah, this is it. I made $56,000 in a day. That was a very good day for me. And let's see here, turbo.

And you can see, obviously, you know, this really fucked it up a lot because, like, you know, the average for everything got messed up. But you can see how Turbo was a really good amount of the money. Like even this right here, $15,000 for Turbo right here. And so Trump's supposed to be live at 3 p.m. Well, I'll be there. I mean, I'll watch it when he's when he's live if it's something important, you know? So yeah, I don't know.

But anyway, so yeah, they just totally took it away from me. Yeah, they straight up took away my turbo money completely. Let me see if I can. find this thing with old Donald showing up and then I'll go back to this and talk about it a little bit more English speaking rules Trump announcement they make an announcement

okay when is this happening I guess we're going to have to find out so yeah we'll find out hopefully they're going to announce that America is now they've won all of the wars and America now runs every country and so that's what they're going to tell everybody

it's good and watch the Tim Pool clip I know I'm going to get to it don't worry about it I like Tim. I'm gonna listen to his clip, but uh, anyway, I just want to talk about this first, okay? And so, uh, anyway, so listen to Tectone. We have made 14. We! Shut up, Baldi. Where's we? What do you mean we? What do you mean we? What are we talking about we?

Oh, you're talking about we? But where's my money? I don't know. Is TechTone even subscribe to me? User TechTone. Actually, yeah, that's my boy. Yeah. Yeah, he is. He's up. Yeah, yeah, he is. Never mind. $10,000 this month. However... I actually, the worst thing is, I don't think I'm said to detect. I gotta, I gotta subscribe to detect. I feel really bad now.

Jesus Christ. But, no, oh, oh, his is gifted? Okay, yeah, now I don't feel bad. Yeah, see, look. Yeah, look at this. I'm a massive outlier because Twitch says, you don't get ad revenue because you called Frogan fat. So I'm missing out on about 21 days of potential ad revenue, which sucks ass.

Yeah. They said, oh, you call Frogan fat, so you get no money off our fucking ads, which is great. Then, you know, Frogan can insult our soldiers, and Hassan can wish death upon people, and Hassan can call people pedophiles. That's right. And Hassan can deny rapes, and Hassan this,

and Hassan that, and Denims can call me a rapist, and Denims can call me ugly, and Denham's can call me an ogre, and nothing will ever happen to the special princesses. Do you want to know the real reason why? It's because it is happening. And I bet if Denims and Frogan and Hassan showed their dashboards, it would show the same thing. You know how they say, a rising tide floats all boats?

Well, so does a sinking one. It sinks them all. Yep. Fuck him. Yo, Denim's box me. He said it's not down horrendously, but down enough to impact his life. So yesterday... I'm sorry, but if you're at Twitch streamer and you are in the top 1% of Twitch streamers,

and a loss in ad revenue will affect your life, you need to have a conversation with Caleb Hammer. He's a really well-known financial analyst. And, you know, a financial... I don't even know if analyst is right word. Financial consultant, financial insight guy. And you need to sit down with him. really go through advisor. I like advisor. That's a great word. He's a financial advisor and he's going to sit down with you and it's going to be like, I guarantee you, it's going to be like, yeah, I spend, you know, $4,000 on rent. I spend $1,000 in my car. I spend $19,000 on gotcha games or only fans or drugs. It's like, ah, geez, I don't know where we're going to get the money for this. Yeah, I don't know. I think we're going to have to start. I think we're going to have to sell the car, guys.

Yeah, ah, geez. Yeah, yeah, $4,000 on Uber Eats. Exactly. Yeah, I don't even know how much, like, I have no idea. But anyway, Tectone's soon homeless. Yes, guys. We streamed. We only got $100 with ads. Oh, my God. Look at that. Techton's making $100 of ads. So, like, if you extrapolate this, right? Like, let's say I have, I have 50,000 average viewers, right? And so he has 5,000, let's say average, and I have 50,000. So you extrapolate that, that's times 10.

So I should make $1,000 a day from ads. What the fuck? For a five-hour stream, only $100. And that's only $100. Bro, earlier, I was getting $400 with the ads. So think about that. I'd be making $4,000 a day. Remember I told you about that zero.

I was talking about that zero. People said, no way. I say, yep. Wait, what the fuck happened? Yeah, we'd be making. $400. $100 for a five-hour stream, and the same stream was making $450 earlier this month, consistently. Yep. What happened? Fuck you, Hassan. What the fuck is this? Here's what happened. Do you want to know the real reason why this is going down? Joey chaotic. Look at Joey as well. And forgot to mention, I'm running 14 minutes.

14 minutes of ads averaging 2K viewers 14 minutes at an hour for 10 hours you make $68 oh my god advertisers are leaving see that

you don't like seeing those do you those are not good why did you start the adpocalypse 2.0 um I did it to set everybody free. They may not thank me now. They may be angry at me for what I've done.

Because obviously this is completely my fault. Why did I do it? A lot of people have been complaining that ads on the website have been problematic. And somebody had to... do something. So, you know what? I'm not even going to make that joke. I was going to make a Holocaust joke. We're not even going to do it. You know what? Because it's, I don't need to. It's already happened. I don't need to do it again. I don't need to do another one. So yeah, yeah, no. Go ahead. See? Yeah. Now I'm a good boy now. I, because I've already won.

I've already won. And back to McDonald's brothers. Yes. And so that's sensible. move. Yes, Sends Pussy? Well, no, I've already won. And also, by the way, the reason why this is happening, this is completely Twitch's fault. Twitch has done this. It's not my fault. I did not even cause 1% of this. This is totally Twitch's fault because their ad delivery service is garbage, and they don't ban people and they play their ads next to content that's not suitable for advertisement. That's it. It actually has nothing to do with me. I can meme about it all I want, but that's the honest truth is that it's really not about me and had nothing to do with me. So yeah, that's about it. Dan can't stream too. Yeah, and him. And by the way, I want to say that if you look at all these people talking about it, advertising is dying on YouTube or sorry on Twitch. It's done, bro. It is done. Advertisers are leaving en masse. And YouTube? No, they're not leaving on YouTube. at all. YouTube is just fine. So I did, I did literally nothing of this. I didn't cause this to happen. And if I did, I'm not sorry. I'll say that too. I'm not sorry. The advertising system on Twitch was

garbage. It was cannibalistic to the website and everybody will be better off whenever they seek their own partnerships and sponsorships themselves rather than relying on, you know, unstable blue chip brands to keep them on life support. And so yes, yeah, that that's it. And I didn't do it, but I wish I did.