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Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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Twitch revenue is at an all-time low. Is it really? Is this true? This is how the Twitch ad revenue has gone. Ad revenue is an all-time low. And not down to zero. This is a little bit overdone, of course. Take it easy.

This is a little bit over. It's not from, it isn't cut down to 10%, but it is down. I talked to Miskeyfabarit. yesterday as well. This is my graph. And he said he looked at his, when he saw his dashboard, the ad revenue compared to before. It's so shit. But that's good that we have kick as well, that we can help us. Maybe that will. So basically, we have, let's see if I can pull it up. So this is, this is the amount of money I get from ads every single, every single week.

So on April 28th, I made $0 from ads. On the 29th, I made 0.03 cents from ads. On the 6th, I made 0.06 cents from ads. This one was really weird. On May 1st, I actually made $6 from advertising, which is crazy. $4 from advertising on May 2nd. May 3rd, we're all the way up to $8, $17 on Sunday, May the 4th. Crazy amount of money there.

And let's take a look at this here, $15 in ads. Now we're back again at 11 cents for ads, 21 cents for ads, 10 cents for ads. Let's see here, 17 cents for ads, 0.07 cents. for ads. And they've also taken away my turbo payments as well. So for a while, I was getting paid a lot with Turbo because I have a lot of viewers and tons of people watch me. So Turbo was getting aggregated in as the percentage of people because let me, let me explain how much money I would be making if I had advertisement turned on for this level of delivery. Okay. So I'm going to go ahead and just give you an idea about how much money this would have been okay all right so we have 39,000 this is the

amount of money that i made this is the amount of money i would have made if i had ads enabled now i know this very well i've streamed on twitch for a long time probably on yes exactly and so uh enable them wholly who cares uh per month yeah this this would be per month uh on this just this channel and so yes exactly uh it's a lot of money and uh seeing it's that much doesn't make me jealous unless you want to grind harder i mean it doesn't matter i mean as long as listen as long as you're making like you don't need to make a million dollars a month to be happy if you make um a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars a year you will start capping out on happiness if you think and if you're making a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a union you don't leave in

san francisco or new york right you live in an average city and you are unhappy and you're making $150, $200,000 a year, you probably will not be happier with more money. Just being honest. Just being honest. Like, your problem is probably not money. And this is, by the way, a statistical wrong. Guys, there is never,

like, I have never been more right. That's not true. There have been a lot of times that I've been more right than this, even though this is statistically proven. But this is a, statistically observed and proven phenomenon, you can research it and look into it yourself.

There's a tremendous amount of diminishing returns once an individual reaches the amount of money where they have enough money to effectively live a relatively worry-free lifestyle, right? And so that's it. So I used to make tons of money off of turbo. You guys see this.

This is $500 per turbo every single month. So let's take a look at how much money I was baking from Turbo. I made 17 thousand dollars from turbo last month. This month I have made four dollars. So if you go from $17,000, or sorry, excuse me, $17,000 and you go from that to $4, gentlemen, are they still hiring? Ah, geez, guys, I, this might be me soon. Oh no. Oh no, what is this? Where's my turbo money going?

I don't know. And that's the crazy thing, is that all of these people, I want to understand from Twitch why it is that I was getting paid all this money from Turbo every single month. I was getting $17,000.

Do you know how many beef bags of beef jerky I could buy with $17,000? Five. And so, where's all this money going? What happened to it? I don't know what the fuck this is. And so many because they hate you. Yes. And I was making this much money before then, before then as well, before then as well. And so I was making all of this turbo money. This is,

I guess, right, whenever I first started, right? Yeah, this is it. I made $56,000 in a day. That was a very good day for, very good day for me. And let's see here, turbo. And you can see, obviously, you know, this really fucked it up a lot because, like, you know, the average, like it for everything got messed up. But you can see how Turbo was a really good amount of the money. Like even this right here, $15,000 for Turbo right here. And so Trump's supposed to be live at 3 p.m. Well, I'll be there. I mean, I'll watch it when he's when he's live if it's something important, you know? So yeah, I don't know. But anyway, so yeah, they just totally took it away from me. Yeah, they straight up took away my turbo money completely. Let me see if I can find this, this thing with Old Donald.

showing up and then I'll go back to this and talk about it a little bit more. English speaking rules, Trump announcement. They make an announcement. Okay. When is this happening? I guess we're going to have to find out. So yeah, we'll find out. Hopefully they're going to announce that America is now, they've won all of the wars and America now runs every country. And so that's what they're going to tell everybody. It's good. And watch the Tim Pool clip. I know I'm going to get to it. Don't worry about it. I like Tim. I'm going to listen to his clip. But anyway, as well, want to talk about this first, okay? And so, uh, anyway, so listen to tectone.

We have made 14. We. Shut up, baldy. Where's we? What do you mean we? What do you mean we? What are we talking about we? Hey, are you talking about we? But where's my money?

I don't know. Is tech tone even subscribe to me? User tectone. Actually, yeah, that's my boy. Yeah. Yeah, he is. He's up. Yeah, yeah, he is.

Never mind. $10,000 this month. However... I actually, the worst thing is, I don't think I'm said to detect. I gotta, I gotta subscribe to tech. I feel really bad now. Jesus Christ. But, no, oh, oh, his is gifted?

Okay, yeah, now I don't feel bad. Yeah, see, look. Yeah, look at this. I'm a massive outlier because Twitch said, you don't get ad revenue, called Frogan Fat. So I'm missing out on about 21 days of potential ad revenue, which sucks ass. Yeah. They said, oh, you call Frogan Fat, so you get no money off our fucking ads, which is great. Then, you know, Frogan can insult our soldiers, and Hassan can wish death

upon people, and Hassan can call people pedophiles. And Hassan can deny rapes, and Hassan this, and Hassan that, and Denims can call me a rapist, and Denims can call me ugly, and Denims can call me an and nothing will ever happen to the special princesses. Do you want to know the real reason why? It's because it is happening. And I bet if Denims and Frogan and Hassan showed their dashboards, it would show the same thing. You know how they say a rising tide floats all boats?

Well, so does a sinking one. It sinks them all. Yep. Fuck him. Yo, that was boxed me. He said it's not down horrendously, but down enough to impact his life. So yesterday... I'm sorry, but if you're at Twitch streamer and you are in the top 1% of Twitch streamers

and a loss in ad revenue will affect your life, you need to have a conversation with Caleb Hammer. He's a really well-known financial analyst. And, you know, a financial... I don't even know if analyst is right word. Financial consultant, financial insight guy. And you need to sit down with him. and really go through advisor.

I like advisor. That's a great word. He's a financial advisor. And he's going to sit down with you. And it's going to be like, I guarantee you, it's going to be like, yeah, I spend, you know, $4,000 on rent. I spend $1,000 in my car. I spend $19,000 on gotcha games or only fans or drugs. It's like, ah, geez, I don't know where we're going to get the money for this.

Yeah, I don't know. I think we're going to have to start. I think we're going to have to sell the car, guys. Yeah, ah, geez. Yeah, yeah, $4,000 on Uber Eats. Exactly. Yeah, I don't even know how much, like, I have no idea. But anyway, Tectone's soon homeless. Yes, guys. We streamed. We only got $100 worth ads. Oh, my God. Look at that. TechTon's making $100 of ads.

So, like, if you extrapolate this, right? Like, let's say I have 50,000 average viewers, right? And so he has 5,000. Let's say average. And I have 50,000. So you extrapolate that, that's times 10. So I should make $1,000 a day from ads. What the fuck? For a five-hour stream, only $100? And that's only $100. $100?

Bro, earlier, I was getting $400 with the ad. So think about that. I'd be making $4,000 a day. Remember I told you about that zero? I was talking about that zero. People said, no way. I say, yep. Wait, what the fuck happened?

Yeah, we'd be made. making $4,000. $100. It's a tariff. For a five-hour stream, and the same stream was making $450 earlier this month. Yeah. Consistently. Yep. What happened? Fuck you, Hassan. What the fuck is this?

Here's what happened. Do you want to know the real reason why this is going down? Joey chaotic. Look at Joey as well. And forgot to mention, I'm running 14, minutes. 14 minutes of ads. Averaging 2K viewers. 14 minutes at an hour for 10 hours, you make $68. Oh my God. Advertisers are leaving. See that? You don't like seeing those, do you? Those are not good. Why did you start the adpocalypse 2.0? I did it to set everybody free. They may not thank me now. They may be angry at me for what I've done.

Because obviously this is completely my fault. Why did I do it? A lot of people have been complaining that ads on the website have been problematic. And somebody has... to do something. So you know what? I'm not even going to make that joke. I was going to make a Holocaust joke. We're not even going to do it. You know what? Because it's, I don't need to. It's already happened. I don't need to do it again. I don't need to do another one. So yeah, yeah, no, go but, ha ha. See? Yeah. Now I'm a good boy now. I, because I've already won.

I've already won. And back to McDonald's brothers. Yes. And so, uh, that's sensible move. Yes, Sends Pussy? Well, no, I've already won. And also, by the way, the reason why this is happening, this is completely Twitch's fault. Twitch has done this. It's not my fault. I did not even cause 1% of this. This is totally Twitch's fault because their ad delivery service is garbage. And they don't ban people and they play their ads next to content that's not suitable for advertisement. That's it. It actually has nothing to do with me. I can meme about it all I want. But like, that's, That's the honest truth is that it's really not about me and had nothing to do with me. So, yeah, that's about it. Dan can't stream too. Yeah, and him, and by the way, I want to say that if you look at all these people talking about it, advertising is dying on YouTube or sorry on Twitch. It's done, bro.

It is done. Advertisers are leaving en masse. And YouTube? No, they're not leaving on YouTube. YouTube at all. YouTube is just fine. So I did literally nothing of this. I didn't cause this to happen.

And if I did, I'm not sorry. I'll say that too. I'm not sorry. The advertising system on Twitch was garbage. It was cannibalistic to the website. And everybody will be better off whenever they seek their own partnerships and sponsorships themselves. Rather than relying on, you know, unstable blue chip brands to keep them on life support. and so yes

yeah that that's it and I didn't do it but I wish I did