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Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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I got insanely fucking lucky. I could have hurt myself. I could have broken a bone. I could have died. I'm not doing that again. Yesterday was fucking crazy. Basically, oh, oh, God. Oh, jeans.

Oh, man. We had a pretty big day today. Or yesterday, I mean. And, yeah. So I had to take the day off. I woke up and I couldn't sleep. Well, it's basically like yesterday was a really good example of how, You ever have one of those days where, like, everything, just kind of the dominoes always fall in a way that is not good for you?

Well, this was one of my dominoes yesterday. And so I had to deal with that. I thought this board was safe. This piece of wood? It wasn't. It was not. And so anyway, yep, I fell right through my fucking ceiling. Obviously, I was able to catch myself.

and, you know, I'm fine, right? I mean, aside from like, you know, four or five other cuts all over me, other than that, I'm fine. But yeah, no, nothing broken. It's only a flesh wound. It's totally fine. I'll heal in a few days and that'll be it.

And so I'm not worried about it. Good one, Jackass. Yeah, I know, I know. Well, so here's what happened, right? Is that apparently, so, okay, let me go back. All right, where do I want to start with trying to explain what happened? with this, right? Did you get your wounds disinfected? I actually took a bath and I washed myself completely because there are so many cuts all over me. Like there's this one, there's that one.

I think there's one over here too. I don't know if you can really see that one very well. Where is it? There's like some like a little bit, maybe a tiny little bit there. Not a whole lot. And let's see. I'm trying to think, is there any other ones? Oh yeah. Yeah, my leg. My leg is cut up. I'll show you. Yep, there it is. Legs cut up as well. But the fact is, I mean, that's nothing.

I mean, really, that's nothing. It's not even a big deal. And so anyway, dude, yeah, it's totally fine. Like, I felt like, honestly,

so to me, Nan, thank you again for the 10 subs. I appreciate it. And what animal did you find? And do you clean it up? Yeah, I did. Oh, actually, you know what?

I can show you a picture. Yeah, I actually did. Please see a doctor. What, for a few cuts? for a few little cuts on you? You want me to go see a doctor? Like, what the fuck? No, that's ridiculous.

And no, it's tetanus. There's no metal there. What are you talking about? And so anyway, yeah, it can get infected. Anything can get infected. I've been cut so many times. It's not a bit of a deal. Asbestos, not the cuts.

So I hate to tell you guys this, but I was reading through, so I was reading through a lot of like the comments and everything that people made on this. And I, I, cheese, I hate, I feel like such a bitch saying this, but I have given up.

I have, I have surrendered. We are actually going to get a cleaning team out. We're going to have somebody come out and look into whether it's asbestos or not. And we're going to do the whole thing, right? And so I don't want to, I didn't want to have to do that, right? I thought I could do it myself, to be honest with you guys. I thought I could just do it all by myself.

It would be no big deal. The fact is that yesterday I got so lucky. And I had people telling me like, oh, yeah, this happened to me. You know, and like there was like one post. Like I woke up in a hospital. Like, oh, like I had like bruised ribs. And like so all this happens. And like I was also like holding a stick.

Like it's one of those things that like it happens so fast that I don't even know how I reacted to it. But the next thing I knew, I was just holding onto the sides. And after that, like, half a second later, I was back standing up on top of that, right? And so I was just, like, shocked, right? And I didn't even really, it took me like maybe an hour to come down of the, you know, from like that fucking, you know, adrenaline high, right? Holding a stick. Yeah, I was trying to move.

Because I thought, did you get the dead animal? Okay, so why was I in my attic? So I woke up and I smelled a dead animal. Now, I can smell like three things in my life. I can smell dead rats. I can smell blood. Yes, I can smell blood. I can tell when there's blood.

And I can smell the difference between a Dr. Pepper and a Coca-Cola. And I can even smell the difference between a Dr. or sorry, a Coca-Cola and a Pepsi. That's true. That's actually a very good point. Yes, exactly. And that's it. And so anyway, wait, you can't you smell soda?

Yes, I can smell soda. But that's basically about it. And anyway, so this is kind of like what happened is that I woke up and I was like, oh my God, there's a dead animal in the house. Again, fuck, fuck, fuck, why is this happening again? So I go into my attic and I can kind of smell it more. I have such a really bad sense of smell in general, though, that it's very hard for me to track any scent and find it.

And so anyway, I was in my attic trying to find this dead animal. I never found it. And that's why, and I think the reason why is that like this morning I woke up, but wasn't as bad. I think what happened is that it was actually a raccoon that died underneath my deck in my backyard because I walked out into the backyard

and like I could very very strongly smell it and I was like what the fuck is this and so yeah that's basically what happened right is that like it was a dead fucking raccoon in my backyard I mean it could have been a cat or a fox but like I think it was a raccoon because that's usually what what there is around here right and so you aren't supposed to walk between the beams

when you're in the attic do you see this right here this is like you know like in dark souls where they have like the piece of ground where there's like a cracks through it yeah yeah bro that's about what happened and uh anyway so uh it's rack all about yeah and so that's what i think happened so i the funny thing is that i did all this for nothing that's what's really funny about it is that all of this all of this drama all of this bullshit i think was all for nothing and i'm pretty sure that the actual dead animal isn't even in the house So, and that's, but to be fair, though, so I walk out into my fucking garage, and there's literally a rat sitting there. Like, back in the day, they would at least have, like, the fucking dignity to run away.

But he's lived there so long, he didn't even give a fuck about me. He's like, hey, anyway, so yeah, where the fuck is this food? And, like, he didn't even think about it. He didn't even give a fuck, right? Yeah, he just, he owned the place. And so we got to, and so basically this is what happened, right? So I fall through the ceiling. I catch myself.

As I said, you know, I'm, I, uh, oh, oh, oh, by the way, also one of the reasons why I was stepping and walking in a weird way. Really fun fact. I moved my foot in a way that morning where I tore my entire toenail off one of my toes. The entire fucking thing. And I had to get a piece of a bandage to like press everything down to stop all the bleeding. So I was walking in a weird way anyway because of that happening. Ouch, it doesn't matter.

fine. Who cares? And so anyway, listen, listen, I've, I, I have scar. I used to tear the skin off my back just because I like the way it feels. Like, I have scars all over my back from it. If you ever see me outside, if I'm never, I've ever not wearing a shirt, you can see it. And yes, yes. And I, I've scratched my arm. I've stabbed a fork in my arm. This is nothing, okay? It's not a big deal. I've broken my own teeth out. It's not a big deal. Now, I don't, I'm not an enjoyer of like any of this kind of stuff anymore. But, you know, I was younger, it was a little bit different. And so anyway, that's what happens. It's another Tuesday. Why? Well, it depends. The fork in my arm is because I missed a spell reflective cyclone and Burning Crusade, which if you played the game, you'd understand.

You'd understand because it's bullshit, right? Just total bullshit. And so anyway, uh, and that makes sense. Yeah, exactly. And, uh, when it rains, it pours. Yes, when it rains, it pours. And so I wake up, I couldn't sleep. I, I slept for like, maybe three hours. I wake up. I immediately tear my fucking toenel off. There's blood everywhere. And I actually had to put a bandage on for this one because of how bad it was. And so then I wake up and I go to this door. I'm about ready to go stream. And I get into my room like this smells like fucking dead rats. God damn it. And so I go into my attic. I fall through the fucking ceiling in my attic. And then I'm sitting there. Like this is me. I'm right here. And I'm like,

son of a fucking bitch. So I get up immediately after this happens I do the smartest thing possible I literally just get up and step over the hole and I keep doing it right? I'm still looking. I'm not I don't even give a fuck about falling through. I'm like okay

there's no I'm like doing this I'm like okay I can move my legs move my arms all right well I'm not nothing's broken I'm fine and so let's just keep going and anyway I still couldn't fucking find the thing right that was it. Is the TV still there? Yeah, this is my ex-girlfriend's TV. She left when she moved out. You know how it is.

But anyway, so yes, this is, that's her TV. Is it, yes, this is pink, that's Pink Sparkles television right there. And should have recorded this? If I could have, I would have, okay, guys, I understand that it was really funny. And I've fallen down my stairs probably 30 times. There was one time I fell down my stairs and I was holding on like my space heater and my drink. and obviously I got threw them both up in the air and I was just sitting there laughing after I was falling at the bottom of the stairs I was just laughing I was like man this should have been so funny

if somebody could watch it but I've never I've never broken a bone I've never even come cold I've never fractured anything ever I've like ran into things I've slammed my hand against things I've had my foot run over by a car you know I'm basically going to be fine right unless something crazy happens

so I'm not really that worried about it but knock on wood hey knock on wood Well, actually, a really funny thing about that. How about knock on drywall? And so, yeah, this would be good content. Yeah, yeah, sure. And so you broke your crusty toenail?

Not necessarily, no, it was just I tore part of it off, and there was like a little edge of it that was like, you know, pointy, and I just caught it against something, and it tore the entire fucking thing off, right? That's what it was. And is that a support beam? No, that was a support beam. And so anyway, yeah, basically I had this happen.

And by the way, I already fixed this. And so yesterday, after all this was happening, I'll go ahead and show you right here. My dad always taught me whenever I was a kid, he said that every time that something bad happens to you, turn the situation in a way to make it even better than before it happened. And so I try to use that as much as I can. And so yesterday, I used my vacuum cleaner. I vacuumed up the entire four. Everything's totally fine. To be fair, this, I didn't vacuum this.

I just fucking shook it out outside. That's why it's kind of dirty. And I did everything. It's already done. Like, it's already done. And this is after, by the way, I had, and then, then I had to go to Verizon to help my dad get a new phone, right? And so I'm getting my dad a new phone at the same time. And then also, like, I'm like, okay, well, you want to try an iPad, right?

Because I was going to buy him an iPad. And so then I do this. And I actually took a bath yesterday, too, because I was like, well, I was picking my nose. I'm just going to be honest, right? I was picking my nose and all the boogers were black. And I was like, hmm, I think we need to get some professionals in here. This doesn't seem very good. And so I am going to hire some professionals and actually get the house cleaned up.

My goal originally, whenever I cleaned my house, this was kind of a while ago. And blood? No, I can tell the difference between blood and dirt. Trust me, it's not blood. And anyway, so that's what's going to happen. I've already begun the process. It's, it's, I have somebody that's working on it for me, like making it happen. It is literally happening as we speak, right?

And so, uh, that's, that's pretty much it. I was, uh, I'm, I'm too under-leveled for this dungeon, man. Uh, I am. And I thought to myself how insanely, like, because I can say, oh, I have super fast reflexes. And I, I was able to stop myself or whatever. Yeah, maybe, maybe that's true. But I also really got lucky. I got insanely fucking lucky.

I could have hurt myself. I could have broken a bone. I could have died. I'm not doing that again. Like, I'm willing to take risks, right? I'm willing to take risks. But this is a bit much, right? Were you alone?

Yeah, of course. Yeah, I live by myself. And so, yeah, that's it. And so glad you're okay, no big boss? Well, hey, I'm the kind of guy. Okay, listen. Like, I used to always do things that you shouldn't do with my friends whenever we grew up. And one time we almost got in trouble with the individuals that get you in trouble and you get in trouble a lot, right?

We almost really almost got caught. And I told myself, and I was like, I was like, okay, guys, that was it. That was the last time I'm ever going to do this again. And so they're like, oh, yeah, right. And I actually quit entirely. I quit. They didn't. One of them went to prison.

And I never went to jail. I never got arrested. I never even got pulled over. I never got in trouble at all. So I know when to hold them. I know when to fold them. And bro, I fucking folded yesterday. I'm going to be honest.

I folded. And so I figure, you know what? That's okay. And I'm going to go and get, like, basically, there's, like, maybe five or ten different things that are wrong with my house in, like, a big way. And somebody was talking about, like, asbestos and everything. I've got to text my friend, because, like, his grandma lives up the street and, like, you know, we grew up together. I've got to ask him, like, do you know, does, did your grandma ever, get the ceiling checked for asbestos?

Because like our houses were built at the same time. Yeah, I've got to hit up Zach. McElrivy. And so this guy, is your tailbone okay? Sure. Yeah, no, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm totally fine. Yeah, there's no issue at all. When was your house built? I think 1975, somewhere around there, 1980.

So, uh, yeah, we're going to have a check for asbestos. Yep. We can have it checked. Uh-huh. Yep. For sure. And so that happened today? It's not going to happen today.

It'll take a little bit of time, but I've already got everything patched up and everything, and we're okay. So, yeah, that's pretty much where we're at. Give me one second. I think I have a little bit of a cough from it. Not really, because I've been trying to, anytime I've coughed anything up,

I looked to see if there's any debris in it or anything. But no, not really. I looked it up also, by the way. And this is what they said about asbestos, is that it's not, well, number one, they said, asbestos is not good for you. Do not put it on pizza. Don't use it as a mixer for alcohol.

And also do not inject it either. Yeah, they said this is not good for you at all. And so anyway, you know, but they said that if you have brief exposure to it whenever you're doing home renovations, that it's almost completely non-problematic, right? And that's what they said. The issue really is that when you're in it and you're dealing with it, for like a long, long period of time, right? Because like basically they were explaining that

my uncle died of asbestos. Yes, exactly, right? Why not? Well, wrong. Long, yeah, it's long term exposure. And it's like, so you live in a house with asbestos. And basically what asbestos is is that it's like a, it's like some sort of thing.

And if you have, what do you call it? If you have too much of it in a certain area, or sorry, if it gets disturbed, it can be damaging, right? And so that's just a thing. Yeah, it's a fiber, I guess, right? And so basically, for me, I, um, you know, I've never had any of that happen. And also, like, by the way, I've lived in this house for 30 years already. So like, I mean, you know, if like, if, like, I'm already cooked, right? Like, I mean, if this was asbestos and I was getting asbestos poisoning, I was already fucked, right? It fucks up your lungs. Yeah, exactly. And so that's really what it is. It's flame retardant? Yes, exactly. And so, yeah, I've already been in the house forever. So I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm already fucked if it is and it was exposed. But basically, if you don't like fuck with it, nothing bad will really happen. But the problem is that when you do fuck with it,

that's whenever it is a problem. And so, yeah, and asbestos there is undisturbers, no problem? Yes, yes, exactly. And so basically what we're going to do is we are going to have the ceiling checked for asbestos. And I want to make sure it doesn't happen. And, yeah, that's what it was. maybe insulators that got ill. Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

But yeah, let's see here. Nothing wrong with a little bit of Atikoff? Yeah, a little bit, right? And I also haven't talked a whole lot. Like yesterday I talked to my dad a little bit. This is the first time I've really been talking to anybody in like over a day. And like now I'm talking nonstop. So I don't really, I don't find this to be alarming at all.

It's okay. I'm not stressed out. And I'm the kind of guy that's a bit of a hypochondriac. So I'm not worried about it too much at all. And so, yeah, check the walls on the house as well. I will. I'm going to get the whole thing checked out and done. Now, there were a lot of people that were asking me, like, basically, like, why do you live like this, etc?

This is a house, like, this is my home. I grew up here. I lived here in my whole life. And, like, this is, you know, I don't want to get rid of the house. Like, I could very easily go buy a mansion and go live somewhere else. But this is my home, and I love living here. And it makes me happy. The only reason why I would ever move away is if I was going to move in with, like, a girl and, like, maybe start, like, a family or something.

then I would move away just so I'd have more space and like, you know, I wouldn't want my kids to grow up in the same house that I did, right? I think that would be selfish. But like otherwise, you know, like, I have no real reason to move away or do anything like that. And so, uh, anyway, that's, that's kind of where I'm at. And so, like, basically my mom was like really into, like, I wouldn't really say she was a hoarder, but she was just really extremely messy and she would just never allow me to throw anything away or get rid of anything. And so like, I, I, But my house, like this, it might sound like weird for me to say this, but like, I actually like it when I have nothing in my house, basically, or in my immediate area. Like, I like having nothing around because every single thing is like a problem to me, right? But what's happened is that, you know, like all of these things, like my mom has just had so many things and so much stuff, that it was hard to get rid of all of it. And any efforts that I would take or try to push towards like getting it clean or improving things at all, Like for a long time, I was afraid to do it because of COVID at the time because she refused to get the vaccine.

So I couldn't have anybody come into the house and do anything because like, well, I mean, they can't like I'd be putting her at risk. And then before that, we didn't have the money for it. And so there was never really an opportunity that I really had to be able to do this because like I told her I was like, you know, I'll do anything you want. right you want me to do like a fucking like a walk-in bathtub like i'll do anything but she just didn't really want to deal with it and she also never wanted people to come in the house it was a pretty big issue right and like it's hard to know like what the right decision is or what not to do or whatever but uh yeah it it sucks right it does it sucks but uh that's pretty much the reason why it was like that or whatever i don't think you're a hoarder you're just lazy yeah definitely

you you're fear of change because you you're went bald early now you're trying to hold on to everything, you're scared to lose stuff? Yeah, bro, like, don't cut your hair, it'll never come back. No, I mean, obviously, like, I don't really like change. I like things the way they are, for sure. But at the same time, I think that there's a point where it's unreasonable. And I think that we've gotten to that point pretty easily. And so I'm hoping that after, you know, all this is over, I'll be able to get things cleaned up and fixed it, right? Did you find a den animal? No. It was built, there on. Nathan is a very disruptive process to remove it fresh. It's also monitored by the garment during the process needs to be removed by vetted workers individually. Also, note, asbestos can linger in the air for 10 years. I mean, I don't know really what to say at that point, right? If it's, if asbestos is like in the air for 10 years, what do they have to like burn down the house? Like, I have no idea. So I'm not sure what's going to happen or whatever. You can still live in the same house, just a more modern version with the original charm. It's more safer and convenient.

Yeah, that's probably what I'm going to have to do. And, like, for example, like, my sink doesn't work. There's one of the bathtubs and bathrooms doesn't work. There's, like, all kinds of things that are wrong with the house. Like, I just, you know, I grew up at this house and, like, my mom never had any money growing up to, like, really fix a lot of this stuff or any inclination to either. And so it just kind of got worse over the years. And that's pretty much what it was. So, yeah, I don't know really what I'm going to do, but, like, I do think that, like, this happening,

Like originally I was just like I blew it off. I was like, okay, well, you know, like you win some, you lose some. But like after people were telling me like what happened to them in like these situations, I decided I was like this is this is too much. Right. Like I just, you know, I put myself at too much of a risk and I'm not going to do that. And so that was about it. Probably speaking about a billion tight ass to live in. No, I'm not going to worry about it too much right now.

I'm going to like there's going to be steps that I'm going to take. I'm going to talk to a professional, and I'm going to have them inform me on, like, the best steps forward, right? Like, I have a number of people I can trust, et cetera, to do that. And I'm just simply going to, you know, approach it from that way. Is this happening yesterday? Yes, it did. It happened yesterday. And so that's it.

A little piece of mind, you can get a couple of air purifiers until they're done. Yeah, it's actually a really good idea. I could maybe do that. And you're going to renovate your house whenever it's cleaned up? I mean, not entirely, but I'll renovate the places, the parts that are unclean or problematic. Yeah, I will. absolutely so uh if you're considered getting a new house well i i covered that a minute ago like uh i would only do it if i was moving in with somebody but like other that other than that other than that other than that

i like getting married like other than that i like living here it's totally fine it's not a big deal and so yeah that's at least the way that i feel about it when you see a new gta trailer yeah i did do you see a thing hasan said about tectone yeah i did we'll get through all we'll get to all that but like i just i i wanted to kind of talk about like where i was yesterday what was going on etc have you noticed term No, I didn't notice a single termite. To be honest with you, I was kind of surprised by that. Are you good?

For now? Yeah, for now. And hopefully it stays the same. But yeah. What about the pipes? Oh, they're fucked too. And it's going to, it'll probably cost me, I'm just going to say it. It'll probably cost me over $100,000 to get everything done.

Like, I would not be surprised if it costed that much. It was going to be an insane amount of money. Just because of how many things are wrong. Like, I probably have to rebuild that more. You could be right. I mean, I have some things done like the siding on the house has done all the way. But yeah, if it takes more, then it takes more, right? That's it.

I mean, it's my home and so I'm going to have to do it, right? But I'm not going to clean up everything. I'm just going to clean up the stuff that's like actively dangerous, right? And things that are like very inconvenient. But yeah, that's pretty much what happened. And that's why I wasn't on yesterday. And, man, what a fucking day. What a fucking day.

Yeah, Moudahar responded. And, yeah, I, uh, I, uh, Looks like we're probably going to be cleaning shit up, man. And I'm a little bit surprised. I'm actually quite surprised. But you dropped your gay card? No, I didn't. Wait, wait, what?

No, guys, come on. And stream it? Yeah, we'll see what happens. I got him. And I will, I am going to get that done. It's in the process of being done now. It's not going to happen immediately, but it'll take a little bit of time and then we'll get into it. Clean the whole house.

They're just the new mess. I am going to I can just make like a little short list, okay? House Problems Sink doesn't work Hole in the door

that rats get in from hole in the pantry that rats get in from a hole in the ceiling because the light fixture fell down um uh let's see uh bathroom broken uh let's see besides that okay uh let's see oh yeah uh garage door destroyed uh garage door broken uh wasps get in uh uh Um, I think those are like kind of some of the big ones, right?

I'm trying to think if there's anything else that's really problematic as well. Uh, panacea. Oh, yeah. Mold in the bathroom. Um, okay. Uh, let's see. Besides that, that's not really big. Oh, yeah, the roof.

Uh, well, oh, yeah. Um, a hole, hole in my mom's room with water damage. Uh, yeah, I forgot about that one. That was another one. And, uh, yeah, the new hole from yesterday, uh, obviously. Um, kitchen cabinets. Oh, yeah. Uh, kitchen cabinets are rotten. Decade. Okay. Let's see. House problems. Okay, that's another one. Uh, okay. Besides that, I'm just trying to think.

Carpet. Oh, yeah, carpet. Carpet is rotten and waterlogged. Okay, yeah, there's definitely that. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, all wall, all walls are yellow from smoke. Okay, let's see, I'm trying to think. I think that's pretty much, those are the main ones, right? new paint job yeah i'm trying to think is there any new issues uh that's pretty much a good start right is the foundation good yeah foundation's fine it's not an issue and uh outside the house outside the house is pretty much all cleaned up it's fine i i had to get all that done for uh as inspector

came out there's like a whole situation a while ago and let's see uh new pipes um oh yeah well uh i think that like there's something there's this is probably a good story Oh yeah, hole in the wall from when Zach tried to do a front flip onto the bed and kicked the hole, hole in the wall. There's definitely that, but we just put a blanket over that, so that's not really a big issue. Yeah, I forgot about that. But yeah, yeah, a little bit, a few of these things, right? That's, this would be, these would be the ones that I would start with, okay?

Just move, bro. The oven? The oven works. Yeah, the oven does work. You're on speaker. What, did I forget something? Huh? What, you're on speaker.

What did I forget something? That's right. Yep. Uh, give me a second. Okay. Uh, okay. Yeah, got it. Put the door back on your, your bedroom, I mean, the front bedroom.

No, I have that. I have that. That's good. The door's fine. Is it home? Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah

No, I did that I was like 15, 16 I have that Yeah Well that's Well that's what they all are But yeah I know that's what

Right, right Yeah, yeah For sure Yeah Yeah Yeah Did you want me to call mad about No

No No I got Let me call you After I After I go live And I've got an update For you on it But

Because I did it this morning Let me check on these guys first where they do the work. Okay, that sounds good. All right, thanks. And I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'll let you know about it. I'm sure to think of something else. Right.

Okay, all right. Yo, bye. Okay, yeah. So there were a couple of things I did forget about, but for the most part, that was about it. But, yeah, that's pretty much where we're at right now. And hopefully, hopefully, we'll get a lot of this done. you should spend a little money. I'm going to. I'm going to do it. It's not going to be a big deal. It's not going to be a problem.