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Oh shit. Oh, that's me with that gears that I got from coils of Bahamad. I remember that. Dude, that set was badass. Is this like Varian? Oh, yeah. What's more than that? Of course I believe in feminists. And women be... The fuck? Those today, dude, a burger shortage? It's about right. The model editing on this is really good. Real voice. Just don't care about anime, bro. Like...

Pha! It's just too fucking bad! So begins the adventure of Asmond Gold bald. I remember I was stuck here for like 30 minutes. Right? Because it's become a hot topic. Did he learn nothing? Everybody's talking about it, but I know that... He just said how conceited he was, and how that was like his downfall, and he's just straight back to it.

I still think that wave got done dirty. What's bad as fuck, that's for sure. What? I can't wait to... I fully intend to enjoy it for as much as I possibly can't. That's about right. I think that's how the conversation went. Oh, thank you, Pirate Khabib.

I wrote a dick on the page. Oh my god. Look at all these people. Thank you guys. Thank you for all the warm welcomes. It's very nice. So now where do I go? I guess I'll go down this way.

this way let's go down this way I like how there's just these two like two fimb boys sitting here eating a ham and there's like no logic to why it's happening or or anything he's gone oh yeah then people kept killing my mob rats all right let's do it big dick big dick big dick all is you doing his fucking water wolf crop cleaving or whatever that shit is I feel like I'm watching like G-mog or something yeah Oh my god Dead got him

Bro, oh my god So true, okay let's go down in here Oh that's where you meet uh You slata What the fuck I am the waves that bear Yeah we had to fight a gooboo there I remember that There's some war here

I am the evening stars I realize it's gonna be a bunch of talking I am born of the sea the sea and there shall I die. Ah, you are the one I have heard about who has a sizable mount collection. I also heard that you use the smell of a dead rat, baking in the morning sun entombed within your attic walls for all eternity. Wow.

Oh my god. And that you only shower once a fortnight. What's a fortnight? Snobby bitch? It's two weeks, right? I do love a man who is practical and efficient. Maybe you'd like to have to have a fortnight. Add me to your mount collection.

I'm so fucking jealous. Leon, shut the fuck up. You have double autism now. Oh, that is bad, yeah. Hey, so basically... All right, all right, now, now we're getting into the real content. You got it right, Baldi. Oh my fucking God.

Yeah, so I saw a quest list and I was like four out of like five hundred I don't get it. Shush, don't interrupt the process. Uh-huh. Oh, dude, I remember whenever this came out, and the best part about this is like, so that month was like, that was the same month that Blizzard had this sexual, like, harassment lawsuit come out, too. It was fucking massive, man. Like, that was a very, very bad month for wow. Isn't the ass guy supposed to be me?

Yeah, that's my character. It's me. It's your boy, Asming goal. Finally, this is what I've been waiting on. Is not the machinist armor? A big, hairy, sweaty man. I want to kill this kid. Looks like we're going to war, boys.

It's a little embarrassing. Dude, I think I look cool. What do you mean? Is he trying to hit on my girlfriend? Montage. Did you at least wash your hands before you slapped him? No, I didn't wash my fucking hands. Why don't wash my hands?

That's pretty good. I've got to say the editing on this and like the, the, uh, the, the, The character movement's really good. Why is this blurred out? Like, I didn't even notice that. You dick. I literally cannot die. I don't think I did die, by the way.

Conditions of surrender, Dena. Listen, you party hat wearing, son of a bitch. Tell me where the ship is. All right, let's see. I guess we go. That's the dragon. Is there a way to turn off the sound, or is that like a, Can you turn off the sound of the screenshots or no? That one was...

Oh, I remember... Yeah, I remember that. Okay. Yeah. I... Okay. I... I remember exactly when that happened.

Holy fuck. And a hard. I almost died. Well thought. Yeah. I want to throw him in the garbage. He must first change your class to dark night. I feel like the only reason why people started to like Afinod is because they changed his voice

actor. Because they changed his voice actor. The first voice actor for the character sounded like such an annoying little bitch. And I changed my class by equipping to play more. Oh, wow. Oh my god, he's naked. Now that's a lot of views. The protege learns from the master.

The master learns from the god. If I open with plunge, it's a bad thing. Oh my god! Are you fucking kidding me, dude? Yeah, that's all right, man. Yeah, and that's a good looking dude. Yeah. Fuck him. I'm not gay. Like I'm so straight. I could suck a dick. It wouldn't be gay.

It would be so fucking badass if I was gay. Mount special? Yeah. More like Flochette on because he's fucking dead. Not crying or something, bro. The dragon is pretty badass. I can see why she'd want to fuck him. I do think that I was right about this, even though everybody else said I was wrong. I still think I was obviously right.

right. Just talk like a normal god-dammed person. Let's see how hard this really is. Oh, that was Palace of the Dead. I remember that. I really hope the characters look a lot better whenever they do the graphical update. Oh, here we go.

I remember I would start the stream in here every single day. Yep. Oh, my God. The content, bold, gold. Yeah. The Manderville Gold sauce. Yes, dude!

Yes! I love you guys! My lady? Yes, dude. May I say you are looking fertile and breedable? Oh my God. Oh. You say that every time.

I do admire your optimism, but I myself am not a gay. Please stop coming on to me. Ah, bald. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh my god, I remember this. Dude, I totally forgot all about this. Damn, dude, I look good. Yeah, and they even got me a tuxedo and shit for this wedding. Remember that?

Here we go. They weren't. Shut up. You cannot look at that and tell me that is not cute. I think there was like, they were like bunny girls or something. It wasn't, they weren't Lalafels. But I remember I was in their guild and um, I was, I was in their guild and they would be having guild conversations, and then my chat would read the messages that they said in the guild conversations, and then try to get their two cents in,

and, like, message the people in my guild about, like, their opinion on what they were talking about in guild chat. Yeah. Those are usually what I wear. And, like, you all take you to the nice places. A celebrated place. Is that Void Bunny? Oh my god Okay so this guy does look pretty fucking good

I would say this guy looks great I like him a lot what do you think? Do you have any feedback for him? Honestly I agree How much you guys want to bet this is a dude? They all were One of the boys a Well I remember like so there's this one time we got everybody into discord And this one girl that had like so there's this one

This one cat girl and her name was Selly and everybody assumed that it was a guy because she had like every achievement in the game and She talked in discord and it was it was it was it was an it was a real girl and everybody in the chat was like not fake it's fake. Like nobody could even process the idea that a girl would have that many achievement points. It was so fucking funny Soie yeah Wait this fucking shut the fuck up Look at all this ad revenue, Leon. People really love watching Asman, don't they? He's super funny and smart, just like you.

Yes, I am very intelligent. Except you are also really musily and handsome and have a massive cock and giant bainty balls. Recording his adventures and posting them on YouTube without his permission was such an amazing idea. Can you imagine how much you'll make when he sees Shadowbringers and End Walker? Like the part when your Stola cuts off Emm itself's nut sack with hedge clippers. Back alert. Is that happen? Major bag.

I think I've seen enough, boys. I'm a cute. Oh, come on, man. You such a spoil. Content. Oh, wow. What about? Tavobabhiaki is a

content. I'm surprised they didn't have a part here where I got killed. Remember whenever I died in Palace of the Dead? Whenever I thought it would be a good idea to stream it? And I died at like 4-143 or something? Oh my God, I was so upset about that. Oh, I was so, so mad. You are not prepared.

I think we've done a lot of this. All right. Thus begins, once again, the adventurers of Asmond Gold Ball. Oh, God. Wait. I'm doing one more. I'm doing one more. That's it.

I mean, we take him out. Do you remember whenever I would, like, so I would do the weekly gamble on the, what was it? The, uh, the fucking, the cacked pot. The grand cact pot or something like that, the weekly cact pot. And every single time, I would use the numbers. It was like 1776. And like my logic was that in like five years, eventually like, you know, you have, so you've got like 9,999 combinations. So like the odds of at least one of those hitting after like a few years is pretty good.

I thought it would happen. He insists and just playing this mindless shit It's fucking depressing to watch I do one more that's it My actual one more To be fair Like my chocobo was really really fast Like I had it completely maxed out

Like I would just AFK farm runs And so the logic that I had was like this right So I looked at the math for like how long it would take To level up a chokobo to max level to where it could get first to, like, between first and third place, inside of a chokobo race at, like, the highest level. And, like, that would give you,

it was like, like, a thousand coins or something like that. And I looked at how long that would take, and I did the math on that versus doing all of the other games. And I, like, the way the math turned out in my head was that farming out the chokobo and leveling the chokobo up to, like, the maximum level was way more efficient than going, through and doing all the other missions. Was it worth it? It was worth it. Yes, it was.

I remember there was like this picture of this one fucking, I don't know where it was, this fucking chicken and it had like eight legs and three heads or something like that. And I said this is what peak performance looks like. Yeah, I don't remember what it was, but yeah, this was a good time. Fucking idiot. Suck a dick. But he's having a good time. Yeah. Yeah

I've never smashed a can on my head like that Please play the main story Asman You'll love it, I promise Then I'll find out where you live And I'll recreate a hydraulic press video Except your head is the watermelon And the press is my... Is this supposed to be Lucy? Like who is the...

Oh wow! My thighs Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes You will definitely not survive Oh my god Asma Gold is still fucking peeking around. Stop threatening the customers. Still looking at catgirls, still spending time in golden saucers six hours a day.

Is it Arthur's? Yeah. For fuck's sake, man. I think I would suggest that you are bad and I... Oh shit, I know that guy. I am so convinced that Asman Go. Those were the guys in my chat right there. The ones that were not happy that I still.

I started Gold Saucer and I wasn't finishing Storm Blood fast enough. Why can't I just enjoy what I want to do? Play Final Fantasy! Wow, it's so bad! I hate you so much! You're gonna love it and you're gonna cry and if you don't, I'm gonna hate you... Fuck! Can we please just fucking stop this? Like, I don't know why this is so hard for people. Are you talking to me? What the phone? What the fuck?

What do you think about the diamond saw from Minecraft is canonically stronger than the Frost 1 weapon from your gay game? That's not true. I'm done. I'm done. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah, right. I should have never done this.

It's not good, man. It's not good at all. Was that McConnell reacting to whenever I put on all the makeup and everything? For the Emeru stream? I feel like that's what it was I'm a fucking guy Jim go back to your stupid hamburg

I didn't want it to ever end a lot of really just mentally crippled people in this game damn damn this video is actually pretty good I mean if I was going to give a category

out like if somebody wanted me to explain what is ADD I just showed them this video some of the some of the shots and everything were like really really good but i'll be honest half of it i had no fucking idea what was happening i really didn't i had no clue that as when avatar looked exactly just like you yeah i know it was pretty much exactly my my character i mean i i i guess they're probably just using a model editor so like it makes sense but like still yep there you fucking go typical final fantasy 14 humor yeah

Sure. Well, anyway, yeah, this was a very good time. You know, like I'd like to go back and probably play. I always wanted to finish Palace of the Dead. I never did. I never beat Palace of the Dead. I was very unhappy about that. Well, I beat it in a group. I just never beat it solo. I wanted to do that. Like, I never did that, and I never finished Alexander Savage hard mode. Like, I got to, I think, eight, and then I stopped. How about Heaven on High? I mean, I would probably do that one afterwards. Don't do that. Don't give us hope. Well, it'll happen when it happens. That's about it. After Genshin and Devil May Cry 5?

Well, no, that's going to be before I start playing classic wow hardcore again, okay? So yeah, it won't happen. Well, we'll see what happens. I don't know. I mean, maybe one day I will, maybe not. It would be kind of funny if I went back and I did that again. But, you know, we'll just have to wait and see. Here he is.

Right there. Oh my fucking God. There we go, gentlemen. There we go. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. You know, it would be really funny. Is if one day they added a chocobo boss into the game, and it looked just like this.

It was like a three-headed Hydra Chocobo. Because, like, there are crazier-looking monsters in the game. I think this would be a GM. Moen Joyer? Yeah, apparently. Holy fuck, that'd be funny. Yeah. And like have them, have them roll around, you know?