Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 23: Booster Boy

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Athletical Power Steps. I hope you're trousers and non-shiny and your shower head is flowing freely. Imagine if you're able that you were booked an 11 seat minibus to transport you and your closest friends to an evening of cods while I put the local theater. You all dress up to the nines and treat yourselves to a bottle of champagne on route to the venue. Suddenly the minibus drives to a halt and the air inside becomes thick and choking. The driver, a short, egg-shaped man wearing a vest and cowboy boots, stands up from his seat and declares, that I'm sorry for just ship more parts.

And from the bubbling up I reckon there's a couple more pints to come. I'll just step out on the pavement to do it by. Yet, it was of course my co-host, Mr Andrew Dawson. Oh Mr quick chance, with your hair as I'm pants. Oh Mr Eggman, you should have bought a bedpiled, Mr Mini Boss, we really need to discuss, your continuous wedding, and your coach seat wedding. There you are, that's a true story, young gem,

of a coach disaster. Just when I thought I was getting tired of that intro song, you've injected new life into it and reinvigorated it. Well, as I read it, I thought it was a little bit too toddy to be honest. Wow, it's probably best to get that kind of thing out of the way. Establish the level that were operating on Before we've certainly done that Andrew before Chess vaccines just come through on me phone as you are at increased risk of complications And now it's disappeared. So I don't know what they're offering me under oh man

Have you had your booster? I haven't had a booster yet. I'm due for a booster soon. Are you working for a booster or on your booster? I had me booster. Few dares back. Did you? Give me, it's very happy to have it, but it gave me a terrible buttock pain. Right, you had it in the buttock. No, I had it in the arm, me booster. Right. So I checked it, you know, these places. I was very pleased because it was, is it Contra Flow and the, you know, in one way out the other way with Icar. Yeah. So that's nice. I said, I'm here for the booster. What did it mean? You were sat in your car like you just wound you with a down and lifted your shirt up. But I got parked up in the Bears Review Reserve for boosters. Yeah. Booster beer. Booster beer, I, that went into the front door, kept, oh, I've got a bit of a grunge here.

So I'm going to, I don't really, I like to just keep thinking to myself, but, you know, you had to keep six foot apart, two meters as you were just cute to get in. Yeah. And blah blah blah, then you had your booster. Mm-hmm. The check you in there says, have you already had your first two? So you're here for the booster. I said, I am booster. Are you the booster boy? He says, most of them are boosters.

So you're in good company. And so they put the booster in. Well, and then you can't the bulls down, your body, and you came out and there was an area you had to wait for 15 minutes. And they had loads of sick, I don't know, 150. Wow. About 30 of them are occupied, but they insisted you sat next to a person on those of blocks and not sit here. Yeah. So effectively they collapsed the six foot thing of their own accord, right at the end of a booster.

That's a shame. Bro, says. That's a shame. You know, I couldn't understand Andy, I got a little bit upset with myself about it. Did you, did you have your mask on though? Well why I get upset with myself Andy is, is because there was 90 to 100 free seats, yeah. And I could have just took one and kept me distance from people.

But because such a wanker, if a bloke tells me, I've got to sit next to someone, I don't have it in. I don't have it in, they say, well, I'm not going to sit there, actually. Perhaps it was someone who's encountered some of you, you work over the earth and hadn't enjoyed us. I'm just, well, the plant, plant you then, Andy, but he was doing it to everyone. All the booster boys.

All right. Okay. Hey, when I was up in Newcastle, last up in Newcastle, have you ever come across this? We were on a, on like a three-lane sort of carriageway leading into Newcastle, right? Right. And the first two, the two, the inside lane, the middle lane were queuing and the outside lane was empty. And then suddenly, all these young lads in like, you know, like GTIs and little sush-sush-sush-sunkies in that, started racing down the outside track and apparently they're called the noisy boys. Have you heard

of this? I'm not familiar with them, are they a reestablished gang? Have they got credentials? Well, I mean, they've got a high impact, visibility, et cetera, so they certainly could be a gang. Do they have, what, like tinted windows, one of their most shits on the back? Yeah, and exhaust pipes, the size of dinner,

most for the men, that's all that stuff. Yeah. The noisy boys. I'm not familiar with them, but I'll look out for them. Look out for them. I'm up. You just being a booster. Yeah. A booster boy. Oh, no, sorry. Can I just, can I just do a public service announcement? Of course. I'd like to advise the listeners that at time of broadcast, the tops of suites are two for six pound up the aster. I'm talking celebrations, I'm talking heroes, I'm talking roses, I'm talking quality straight,

two for six pound. I saw my new view board and you can't even imagine. 16. Is that what you've done? 16, well yeah, four of each. It's three quick good value. Three quids really good value, because CNSS breeze not them out for a five or each No fair enough and even B&M B&M not them out for a five or each B&M is a place of bargains

Let's agree on that yeah correct correct. There's some areas such as the Tubzer suites where B&M have just gone Fook it when I interested we don't want that market will sell them just gone, fuck it, when I ain't rested. We don't want that market. We'll sell them. We'll sell the tubs of suites, but we're not getting into a price war. You know, we do our better work on dog treats and chase the every single.

So they do their very best work with the treats, dog treats, the patterns here. So there you are. Did you lose your hair because they're using B&M shampoos? Because they are a bit caustic, aren't they? Do you remember a while ago I said I was going to try and grow my hair to say what would happen? Yeah, what happened? You'll see that I've reverted back to the Closche Evan look.

Well I did it getting your tits, it was so thick and heavy and warm. No, no, there was very much a bald patch on the crown. So you can live with it. much a ball patch on the crown. So the good fork at Infinity Rocket Plastics played a blinder this last week. They used a procedure called a hot derrick to tap into a couple of telephone conversations between managers that have been in the news these past weeks. Good.

Tap right into the phone call. Right in. Right, so I'll play, well, see how the go-ups, I'll play the first one. Neil Warnock, for me, he's been talking about, and talking to Nigel Pearson, manager of Bristol City. So it talking to Nigel Pearson, manager of Bristol City. So it starts

with Nigel Pearson, which as you know I do find difficult to find as a voice, you know, to find it. It's in the brain cluff area, isn't it? All right, nails. I've just heard about your sack, that's Birmingham, isn't it? Look o'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio.

Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio. That's football, isn't it really? I can't say that I want anyone punished, you know, not really, but listen up,

if you allow resentment to build up inside you, it will destroy you in the end. If I were to fight the boss man at the club, it is a fight that I would win because I'm an excellent fighter and the sight of his bloody mangled face would bring you great peace. I'm not sure, nice. Not really, you know. I know I like to shout and rant and all that,

but I don't think violence will achieve anything really. I remember once outside a chippy in Mansfield, I decked me old Skipper, Tommy Brewster, well, yeah, and he got straight up and knotted me, so I had me eyebrows came off and never returned so no, it is not for me really, but now that is a fight that you lost, I have never lost a fight, I never will because I love to fight and of exceptional fighting skills. Nigel Pearson, winning a fight is about as near to a banker as you can get. Just give me a name and I will fight them until the fight is over and I have won the fight.

Well look Nigel, it's very kind of you, but I think I'll pass on that really. How's it going Bristol anywhere? Not great if I'm honest. I have only had 11 fights since I started there. 4 fights with players and 7 fights with staff members. All fights. 4 won by Nigel Pearson, and all fights resulted in significant trauma and injury to Nigel Pearson's opponents, and thinking of drafting in some lower league donkeys so I can get a decent fight, seem going, oh well, good luck with that Nigel, if you knock anyone's eyebrows off, feel free to send them to me, you know, do that really. I will do that. So that was the first one, it was called a hot Derek, the way it was, how they got that.

Hot Derek, hot Derek, in the exception method. Yeah. Is there another one, did you see, or is that just the number one? Not the minute. All right, well, so what would you like to discuss? I'll play you an MP3 that's coming from that from the Albanian DJ John Omsk. We have enough for quite a while so I'll play that. That's coming as an MP3 here we go. Ha! I'm John Omsk Albanian DJ, remixer sound therapist and rather whisperer. I do not recognize international borders. I do not recognize behavioural boundaries. Here is my news, absorb it,

or perish. I, John Amsk, have collaborated with the aging Swedish pop fiasco abba to remix little things, their brand new Christmas single. The remix has happened without Abba's knowledge or permission and I have named it NG6492HC after the serial number on the back of my dishwasher. Here is a short excerpt from it. So I thought it would be difficult. It is designed to solve the masses during the festive season. The complete version of NG6492HC is 29 minutes long. Christmas is the disease. And John Omsk is the cure. Down the door. A little bit delicate at the end there, money. There it is, John Omsk, back for Christmas. A very festive sound and piece of that music.

What's in it, festive, yeah? Remazery chestnuts, crackling fire, you know, beautiful. Absolutely. Wipes got a couple of questions for you Andy. Yes. Andrew, have you had French drains installed in your backyard to deal with the sheer volume of dog piss that it has to handle? First of all, hello, the wife? Hello Secondly, French drains, did you say? Yeah, what are French drains I don't know? It's where you dig a

pit and fill it with hypes, very absorbent material. You know like cat litter, you know like watching your kids mattresses. Okay, no, I don't know about that. No, I'm going to say no. Maybe I have, maybe it was already when I moved in. I don't know. No, that's a possibility. Yeah. Thank you. Andrew, would you agree that of all the available cereals, you look most like a wheat-a-bix? Well, I mean, we've started this podcast, the episode one with me, Professor Me Love, of Buttered Wheat-a-Bix, if you remember.

And that love has not died, if anything, it's got stronger. I still enjoy the Buttered weight of Bix. So perhaps I am part of weight of Bix. Well, I think the wife's right there. I think of all the cereals. I'm not saying you look like a weight of Bix, but you're more like a... I mean, you're a bit sugar puffy.

Yeah. You know a bit. A giant sugar puffy. Yeah, you don't. Yeah. Yeah. Talksport goes from St Francis Strasse, Andrew as far as I can And

I read there was a good one. That's our record. Is it interested? Oh completely alright Jim might starts off with this recording. Okay. Yeah Hello and welcome back to talk sport with me Jim White starts off with this recording. Okay. Yeah. Hello and welcome back to Talksport with me, Jim White. It's difficult to actually express how excited I am to have the next guest on the show. I mean, put it this way. I've just thrust a metal scalpel into a plug socket to bring myself down a level or two. So here he is, ladies and gentlemen, from the BBC's horns under the hammer, it's

Martin Roberts. Welcome Martin and tell me, just how excited are you to be here today. You know, to be honest, I wasn't that excited, but after that introduction, I have to admit, I'm a bit excited and you know what? I like it! Oh, good man, I'll tell you. How have you exited, and I'll tell you how excited I am to have you as a guest today. I've just swallowed a whole big tub of Greek yogurt. That's two months past itself by date. It tasted disgusting, but the shock of it helped balance the pure visceral excitement I'm experiencing from having you on the show. So Martin, your new book is called But I Like It. It's an incredibly

exciting title. Just reading it out is raised my left bollock into me uterus just from fear of the excitement that is bound to rush over me like a tuna army. What's your book about? And is it exciting? Well, it's mainly about all the experiences I've had presenting, homes under a hammer, and the wonderful people I've met along the way. Do you know, on one occasion, I went into a house, the heart was a bit unusual at first, but I ended up quite lucky! Well, Stiddy on Martin, you've been in a picture that's so exciting! I'm going to have to take a fart into the jar of gurgons back after the break folks. That's an advert coming up now, aren't we? Right, yeah, yeah. Just a little bit of a pause, because that allows out some news item.

Bears are large and intimidating. Explosives are frightening. Medical conditions can be life threatening. Extremes of weather can be ferocious. But if you buy your building supplies, you buy your building supplies. If you buy your building supplies... P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P- P is perfectly pleasant and the prices won't give you a heart attack. Not John's a stockpot, it's as safe as the houses you will build. Welcome back folks and I'm afraid to say that Martin has had to leave the studio because he's left his coat under the archers at London Bridge.

Simon Jordan, how exciting was that sudden departure? I'm not kidding when I say my tits are starting emitting a low hum. A kind of a starter motor of a lime caster bomber. Were you excited by that exit? No, not really Jim. The man Lex Elegance and Transparency. It's typical of these media types that as soon as an argument or diatribe is sufficiently prescient for their underlying frailies, they run for cover, those boards stiff, oh God help us. Well someone passed me the Brunston, that's the end of it.

So, because it's just an extract, and you know. Yeah, of course, it wasn't the full three hour show, was it not? No, no, no, no. I mean, I enjoyed that. I always enjoy any content from Martin, and that book he's brought out, I I enjoyed that. I always enjoy any content from Martin. That book is brought out. I would read that.

I hope there's a section about the estate agent who appear regularly on homes under the hammer because the sum hoes that they have on quite regularly. Yeah, they are. Do you know the names of any of them? I can't remember them, but I recognise them when they come on screen. Do you know the names? I know some of them, yeah. The one to look out for most of all is Ron Darlington. Yes! Yes!

He was already yesterday. Yeah. Ron Darlington. Ron Darlington. I think we should have a look at some unit dance that have come in from the past and it was, what do you think? Okay. Here's one, I've just chosen it random, we've had loads of them this time, it's becoming overwhelming almost. Sam Westerman, I was having a way the other day and a fly flew straight into the stream and was shot

into the toilet. I wondered at I wondered if this was a unit dent, maybe you can clarify. What were you think? If it happened, it's a prize, unit dent. Yes, it's a unit dent for me. I mean, I have me doubt, I hate doubting people, but I just have this feeling that flies are an incredibly adept at avoiding water, be it rain.

Yeah. It just doesn't hit them, but if it happened, my only doubt was that it happened, he says the other day and we're looking at the end of November and I don't know how many flies are around at this time of year, it doesn't seem like you're very fly heavy time of year, so I'm casting a doubt on it. Well, the only thing Andy, you know, it's that the late flies, you know, these late flies can be a little bit dozy. I guess so. And slow, you know, That could be a factor.

And unmotivated. So, yeah, Sam, if it happened, yeah. Yeah, if it happened, you're having it. Shall I read another one? Yeah. Quite a long one. This is from someone called Josh.

He says, me and some friends went skiing in France. We bought some French bangers as we were packing up to leave. One of the lads thought it would be fun to chuck a banger in my room. It landed on a pile of clothes, but mainly on my brand new Kashmere Jumper. It's a very well-to-do gentleman, Josh, isn't he? With his Kashmere Jumper on his French skiing holiday. But we're not judging him. He says, it blew up and left a big black burn mark. I was very upset and showed my friend the damage jumper and he said he'd replace it. I packed it away anywhere. When I

got home and unpacked the jumper was completely unharmed. I asked the mate to threw the banger to make sure I wasn't going mad. He assured me he'd seen the burn mark on the jumper. Other items close to the banger explosion still had black marks so it definitely happened. I have no idea what happened in the fios it took from packing the jumper away to unpacking it, but the jumper seemed to have healed itself. Could this have been a self regenerating higher form of life, or also, is it a unit end? Hmm. Or what do you, Bob? Hmm. I mean, it feels like one of those, you know,

that area of those everyday areas where someone says, I promise I put the keys there. Yeah. And they're absolutely convinced. Yeah. But they didn't put the keys there. And I wonder if he really ever did see the Kashmir Jumbo burnt. But I mean, this needs regressive hypnotism or something to clear

this one up and they possibly he says that he's got an independent witness who was the banger thrower. So I'm not going to doubt him. Maybe we're more inclined to believe in because he's a man who takes French skin holidays and wears cashmere and we can be more susceptible to lies from people like that. I don't know. I don't know what to say about this one Andy. I mean, a mistakes happened or something miraculous has happened and I don't know whether that's in the area of unident. Does it come more into the area of the supernatural? I think so, yeah, we need Derek Acora to enter as digitally, perhaps, up the earth. We'll try to get Derek Acora on the future, perhaps, even though he's dead. One more for now.

This one was interesting, Andy. Come on. I don't know if it was the same one you were going to go. And I was showing my partner the Hannibal Lecter movies. It was the same one, yes. The Hannibal Lecter movies on Netflix, as she'd never seen them before. We just finished Silence of the Lams and we're getting ready to watch a red dragon when my phone fell into the couch of the rented flat I was staying in. When I went to retrieve the phone I also found a 16 gigabyte pen drive in the folds of the couch that must have been lost by the previous tenant. To my surprise, on said

pen drive were two illegally downloaded movies, Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon. I was totally shocked and still think about it often. I promise you it really did happen. What Dennis says. Well, he promised us so we can't doubt that. I'm not going to doubt it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Yeah. Starts with Eddie. Hello Steve. I just wanted to ask you for a bit of a loadout on the Newcastle Squad. I hope you don't mind me phoning. I know, I'll know a problem. I'm just spending shit loads on art on the ebay, you know. Hey, who knew Eddie? You could buy titanium sculptures of Shirehorses for 20 grand a pop.

It sounds cheap to me. I just wonder, is there any problems at the club, you know, you could give me a fucking heads up on. I, there's a few things need sort and like, first off, you can you get a sausage roll or a pie at the training round and the only put in the do is very, very tart yogurt. Secondly, if you have more than five pints of bitter of a lunchtime like the lovies are miles from the train and pitches. Sadly, to get the best out of J.J. Shelby, you do need to allow him to sleep in his coffin on the dear than much. It's extremely fucking helpful, Steve.

Are there any cleaks in the squad that I should be wearing or out of? That sort of a fucking thing. Nogwod, a'r aes yw'r ffllwod. No, a'r aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod, aesgwod and he likes to really rub behind people you know with like a questionable look on his face but um no they're all of a similar couldn't give a fly and fuck that it's you're really to be honest i never saw them that much i prefered you know being on the e-bay like oh thanks you thank you Steve it's steamy, fucking helpful. I've got to get back into the game soon. Nah, not for a good while. I've got two warehouses of tat I've bought off the e-bay and I need the flog it.

A, I might open an e-bay shop. That sounds fucking excellent. I wish you all the best for that fucking endeavor. See you soon. A good fucking endeavor. See you soon. Good, starting luck. Ah, she is heading. That's really nice. See you around. So, that was nice to Steve to give the Lord down. Yeah, that was lovely. Any house sounds in good health? Fine form?

Yeah, the note. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking I actually, I know dream chats really boring, but I had a dream last night that I went to St. James's Park for a match. Right. And on my own, somebody who give us a free ticket and I went and it was a little, little half time and I just went home. So there you go. Told you before, I never forget, I'll probably be eleven or something like that.

And I went to see Newcastle, Sunderland. Right. It's in James's part, 68,000 standing. Fuck it out. Yeah. And it was a continuous, continuous perimeter stretches around the pitch with the fighting. There were the days as it were. I guess so, yeah. You can't go back. We're on atmosphere though, Blarney.

Let's have some questions from the past nippers. Phillipa Marha says, hello lads, hello Phillipa. Hello. Is a double chin part of your neck or part of your face? Thanks for your time. I think it's the neck. I think your face ends at the tip of your jawbone. The jawbone is the end of the face. I'm not a scientist. That means that's where I'm at. Look at me. I'll pronounce me double chin there if you want to. And it's probably your neck, isn't it? I guess it is. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, the face is your best kind of, not your best feature, but you want to put your best face forward, if you like. Yeah. And if it's got, if it's like mine, you want to hide the double chin. I think that's why a lot of people have beards now. I think of the majority.

A beard, a beard wearer over 40 years old is hiding a chin, aren't they? Yeah, absolutely. 90%. Or there was a unit that I found it slightly interesting. It's from Dominic. Dominic Barry says, I recently fitted McGaraged doll with a brand new T-bar lock.

The next morning I discovered a perfectly-curled fox tard on the top of the lock. Is this a unit that? I mean, that's a high fox. It sounds more like a threat than a unit dent. I mean, not from Dominic, but from the fox. We also know. We also know. It was access to a fox Todd and has put it there.

I mean, there's two scenarios there. It's a threat, in which case it's not a unit, it's a, there's two scenarios here. It's a threat, in it. Yeah. In which case it's not a unit, it's a threat. Yeah. Or it's a very high fox, which is the most prized of all the foxes. So interesting. Are you saying it's like a fox that's almost shit,

like a table. Like a dining table, it's got like three foot long legs almost. Yeah, it's kind of like us. Or it's a clamberer and he goes around with like a little mini, like a library still, you know. Yeah, it's got some kind of assistance. Anyway, I mentioned that one because I noticed someone had also asked us the question of when replacing a toilet roll, this is Colin Booth as this. Yeah. When replacing a toilet roll, which is Colin Booth as this. Yeah. When replacing a toilet roll, which way do you put the low send over a runder? Mmm.

And because I'd read that previous unit, and I chose under, so that if a tallish fox did get in and shit on the bog roll, I'd still have an opening underneath the access, access it. You say where I'm coming from. See where I'm coming from, say, well, I'm coming from there. I go under as well. My boggrel comes from the underside because I just think it's more aesthetically pleasing. Yeah, I think it's more accessible as well in it.

Yeah, I've never. You're pulling straight down instead of pulling across less friction. Yeah, I think it's a no brainer that one. What else have we got? Stephanie Holtzshaar says, what advent calendar have you got this year? I have Galaxy. Simple as that.

Do you know this new chocolate that's come about? It's very colorful. Is it called some like Frank's chocolate? Eddie or something? Frank's chocolate? It's everywhere now. Is there one called Tony's chocolate? Tony, is that the one? That's the one. I've got On the front. Yeah, I've got one of theirs. It's fun. It's not called an advent calendar. It's called a

Gifting season calendar All right, okay, so that's a sign of changes that's changes of what you do with cultural differences political correctness. I don't know I'm really know about that. Changes of what? Something you do with cultural differences, political correctness, I don't know. I'm really sure about that. We've got Charlie Radford says, given the opportunity, would you buy a single slice of bread fully packaged, of course, in a supermarket? I can't say, the only circumstance I think I might would be an an emergency, a teal is an emergency mask. Yeah, that's all I've been thinking. I'd go for a half-lauth if I needed to do that in

check. That's what I'd do. In the rest of it. Yeah, yeah. So no thanks, no thanks, man. I don't have Charlie's kind of proposals, some kind of investment opportunity there, but the package in the May feels bad for the environment as much as anything else, so that's a big no for me. Yeah, good for you Andy, who's just bought 16 plastic buckets of chocolates. I might reuse the plastic buckets once I've eaten the chocolate only you know. Oh, what are you going to use them for, a dog dirt? I keep scroosing that in them.

Oh yeah. One more. Joseph Horz says, what should I do when my car goes in for repair? Should I hang around the dealership, taking in the smells of various lubricants and greases? Interesting question, whether to stay or whether to go. What I've found is usually near somewhere where you get any car serves,

and there'll be a very cheap, bacon roll outlet. Yeah. And I think if you want to be smelling some, you know, oils and fats and stuff Yeah, do it in the do it in the cafe. They are outside the mobile bacon buddy Yeah, last time I had that dilemma. I went for a nice walk for about an hour and Then came back just in time

But what you can do you can go for a walk and then time it if you know what time you've got to collect your car Yeah, you can come back 15 minutes before. That's enough for smell and lubricants and grease is 15 minutes, anything more than that. It's just weird. Yeah, it is very enticing. I remember I did a TV show once, looking at the most appealing smells to humanity.

Yeah. And right at the top is all the petrol oil things. You know, your daisles and your petrol and all that. Yeah, I'll draw you in, don't it? I love the smell of petrol. I tell you what, I'd love to smell right now, Swarf Aiga. Swarf Aiga.

Giant of the cleaning industry, want it? Oh, someone presented me with a tub of Swarf Aiga, now I have me nose right in it. Beautiful, beautiful, great green hue on it as well. To entice green more. Look here to some of that. Hey, do you want a quick game of cat or dog? I went to a restaurant yesterday. Glad to post you, I got to be honest.

And you just shut down my attempt to play a cat or dog. Sorry, I do, of course I want to play it. Well, don't, don't do minute. You obviously got to swing your port and say, it's not important. But the way, lovely way it came over and said, are you ready to order? And he said, do you know what, I'm not hungry. I should never come.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I don't know why I made the laugh at the sound. The, um, sorry, I'm going to play what? Cat or dog? We're going to play a cat or dog. Go on then. Here we go. Welcome to Cat or Dog. Today's contestant is Bob Mortimer. Thanks for joining me to the Bob and if you're ready. Very well. No.

You're, are you sure? Absolutely sure, yeah. No, okay. Okay, here we go. Bob. Cat. Or dog. I take you time.

No, I'm not going to take you time, Andy. I'm going to be like Bradley Walsh says, I'm going to go with me good on this one. Oh, the good one. My first thought was cat. Okay, now I know that you have a personal preference, let's say it in your life, you're a cat owner. I don't know if that's affected your decision or not.

Would you like to see whether it has or whether it has? I suppose it has it the way and it probably forced the cat straight into me mind yet. So consciously it probably has. With that in mind I'll give you the opportunity to change your mind if you'd like to. I'm sticking with it. All right, no rush.

You're going with cat. Yeah. Okay. Bob. It was Dog. Dog the bounty hunter. It was Dog. It was the Dog was the littlest hawbore. All right. And the cat was a cat burglar. A cat burglar.

And obviously the littlest hawbore beats the cat burglar. So I'm sorry, you've lost. No What I feel to mention was that today's prize had been tripled to three million pound three mill three million pounds Yeah, you've probably shouldn't have told you that at all because that's just disappointing That's at the end of bull's eye when they show them the spade bought the good one So I'm really sorry. We'll get you back on another time maybe you can win. It want to get troubled again the nine million. Is it true Andy, that you wear knee length socks and football shorts on your shopping trips to Azda?

What the fuck is this comment from? I heard this is what I've heard. I've heard this, I've got a tweet about it. Is this true? It's not true. It might be a look or a like or a doppelganger, if you like. There are people out there that do look a bit like me. Yeah, the way to big scag. Yeah, I'm not, the sugar puffs. I'm not unique in the way that I look and present myself. So maybe I don't know, but no that wasn't me.

Okay. So, I think that's it. Oh, let's have another couple of quick questions for we go, shall we from the past and it was, because they've tried so hard this month and we appreciate them all. Will Reesbeck says, how do magnets work? I got no idea. Oh man, Elf piss, that's all I got to come to. Yeah, very enough, elf piss.

And finally, Benjamin Hancock says, flower on or flower on your bap. I'm a flower man. Yeah, I didn't understand that. Oh, I have just, it's on your bap, is it? Yeah. Yeah. Non-final.

You're a lightly flowered bap. I understand, not for me, not for you. No, no. No, no. It causes a dryness on the palette, not for me, thanks. Yeah, it gives it an added twist for me. But there we go. It's good that we're not the CM Bob, I guess.

I guess. See? Thanks, everybody. Thank you, past nippers, for joining us. Good bye. See you soon. you