Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 24: Chance In A Million

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Athetical Passnips. I hope the new year is unfolding as you would wish and that your local Urban Zoo is fully funded. Imagine if you can, that you are attending the local sports centre for your booster job. You are arriving good time and the job is administered without force. You are asked to take a seat in the holding area for 15 minutes before leaving. Suddenly there is a track out at the exit door and in strides a pale blob of a man wearing a high-vis jacket, nylon shorts and cowboy boots, a non-looker shouts. Here look at that a walk in ball of dirt and you don't see that very footer often. The man is clutching a dirty

rim of tight papers and announces, I'm a common law customer with a full understanding of everything. I demand this facility is flooded as is required by the Animal and Wildlife Act 1948. It is of course my co-host Mr. Andrew Dors. Oh, I've run out of time there, but I'll carry on. Here it comes again, It's coming around again. Now. Oh, fuck. I missed it.

Ah, fuck. Actually, I just sing it. Just, just sing it. I got an old tape full of butter. Look at where that. Oh, Mr. Tested. I know, I know. Let's go. Oh Mr. Protester Right, here comes the chorus

Oh Mr. Protester Just in polyester Oh Mr. Dolan Just in polyester, almost a doughnut, face like a lacquered saucepan, almost a disruptive, with your being cue high bass, put your written the dustbin, wipe the sweat off your fat chain. That's it Andy. That's it. There's some editing to do I think in there before that goes out but I'll do me best with it. Yes, and not Andy.

Or not Andy. Or not. Who cares? I like your t-shirt. I'll just describe it to the viewers. It's the old-time T's T-T Tee logo in a very striking is that French blue I don't know what color I'm very striking blue is it Tiantis emphasising the fact that Tiantis broadcasts in color yes that was a couple years ago we moved over to the color broadcasts yeah and oh yeah you can get

this online if it's the kind of thing you don't know, I think. All TV logos. All TV logos, yeah, all of the old regions are covered, I think. It's a queer thing, and it all brand in on T-shirts. It's been something that's developed during our lives. Now it's put onto the internet and that, but of course, in the old days. The internet is just everyone's playground isn't it basically?

Anything and everything is pretty much available there, I believe. I went on a date with a young lady in about 1998. And for me, the lowest point of that evening, there were many low points personally, because of me and who I am, now I conduct myself, but the lowest point I think was at one point when I said to her, the internet is the future. Did you say that? And as those words spilled out of me mouth, I thought there's no future here and all as well what happened what happened to that date did you both just get a sweat on and leave or no to just made

our excuses and went in opposite directions all right can you remember what there was no second date do you remember what she was like? 6, 7, 4 Not she was a Bonnie lass Well, well a Bud-Bai regular level But yeah, you got to try these things on you You know, sometimes you got to see a stuff and it might work out and might not I tell you what, Andy, one of my wives' questions about is about you and your dating So I might move on to that one, that's all right Okay

So the wife says, hi Andrew. Hi the wife, yeah. She says, I was wondering, when you waddle your way up the Azda, do you honk your clown horn at every lamp post or just if you say a dog in a pram? Yeah, what was the first bit? All right, you're not interested in it.

Every honky clown at every lamp post are only when you see a dog in a pram. Why would I honk me? Me honk at a lamp post. Well, I tell you what, there's an admission there. There's an admission there, and you do have a clown's horn as you walk around so. I'm not saying I haven't, but I mean, what a surprise and joy it's saying in a lamp post, as you walk around so. I'm not sure I haven't but I mean what a surprise enjoy it's seeing a lamppost is that what it is. The wonder of electricity. Yeah I'll remember when you see a UPVC door you know that's been nicely hung. Just because we've got

taintings and colour now doesn't mean that I'm dazzled by any kind of bright light or unusual sheer. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, yeah, all the lampposts, yeah. See you there, thanks. Thank you. Andrew, she says, do you have a vice to squeeze the last drags out of your tea bags or just pop them in your mouth and have a good old sock on them? Who among us doesn't sock on a tea bag, they're one again.

You know, I've never done that that I don't think, but it's great. I mean, maybe quite appealing. If you put a bit of jam on it or something. Now, I just just took the flavor out of it. Some of the best flavors are the stuff that's lingering in the in the bottom of the tea bag. The residual flavors. I mean, I'm Andy Darts. I'm Andy Darts, I love flavor. I really like flavor. I mean, I've never bought a strip of ruffle tickets and then when you don't win, you just crunch them up and then put them in your mouth and chew on them for a bit. I suppose, yeah. Just put your flier for a ruffle ticket, tell you that. Here's the question that was pertinent to your day in story, Andy. Hi, Andy. If you ever did get a date,

would you take her to A, the tip, B, Azda, or or C somewhere that has caged monkeys. You know what I would if it was the right leery I'd do all three. I'd do all three. But I haven't said that big news, big news in Sunland Bob. What happened to the tip? We got a new tip open in next week, opening on Tuesday. Jesus. We've relocated the tip and it's a new state of the art facility.

If you just give me a couple of seconds, I can give you some of the information about it. I hope security isn't too, with it being a new facility. It is the new household worst and recycling center, HWRC for short, which is what we're all be calling it. And it's at Polly and industrial estate. Are you need to book an appointment? Don't like that. I don't like that.

Do you not like that? No, I like that. They brought that in during lockdown and I like it Because it means you know you know that when you go along you're gonna get sorted Pretty quickly. There's not gonna be a when that came in when that came in and the in lockdown I thought they're never gonna get rid of this now the tips gonna lose its magic You can't you can't have a spontaneous dump anymore., you know what I mean? Yeah. Just see something in your drive and say, I'd better dump that.

Is that what you've got around your window? I was at an appointment all night. Well, yeah, it started your lockdown, but it hasn't gone yet. I've got a fridge freezer, a fridge, and various pieces of shite in my drive. Yeah. And I can't be bothered to make an appointment. But, you know, if it was spontaneous, I'd say, I'll just I'd put it in the car, get going, you know. Yeah,

but surely they're bulky worst. You know, they cancel the content. I can. But you know, the charge about 100 quid and item. No, they don't charge 100 quid. The do down here. I'll confirm this next podcast. I'll double seriously a seriously yeah. Bulkie Wierce collection here is ten quid and you can get six items collected. I used to do that you know when I worked on the bins Andy the best job to have was the Bulkie Wierce you know you're not on the bins today you go and do the... on the Bulkie Wierce just lobbing around in a truck picking up fridges and stuff. Just warping out. I was going to work that.

Yeah. I want you to choose from it. Yeah, because you haven't got probably the smells of the regular bins that you would ask. Exactly. You take anywhere high quality items. High quality. Generally clean items. I was the bins.

Every little bin's got a hidden little crack that the maggot juice spills through Aren't you sure they are? Yeah, don't you shoes and everything so that's that's happening on a Tuesday I have got a slot booked on Tuesday Good look is gonna be me. I'm down there in it Well, it's not you see because you can only go at a certain time when you've booked and there's only so many slots So that there might be an element in mere hem because people aren't going to be familiar with the new layout. So they'll be near Mandy, they'll be there'll be Sonland Mackams going down there without an appointment saying

no. The turn away. No, yeah, and there won't turn away so there'll be a queue all the way down the stadium of shite. No, the terrible way. And you know, do you know where this new facility is located? Don't know Andrew. Is it Pallian industrial estate on the former site of Rolls-Royce? Wow.

Wow. I've managed to get all the bit of script script for Jordy Hete or is this a script, Jordy? Or is it really exist? Jordy Hete? It's real. I assume it's from Infinity Rocker Plastic somehow. Okay, well I've got it in script for someone must have written it down. Jody heats. Crime on the time. Hot Jody nights. Jody streets full of crime.

Jody heats. PC Denise Walsh is eating a steakburger at a desk. D.I. interior, Jordy Heat Incident Room. Yeah, it's called Walsh. So, we Denise Walsh is eating a steakburger at a desk. D.I. Steve Bruce is eating the corn beef sandwich at his desk. And P.C. Carol Beadsley is eating an egg omelet at her desk. Andy, you've got it right it's a slow day. Suddenly the emergency heat line rings and PC Welsh answers it.

Hello, Jordy heat fighting crime on the time. How can I help you pet? I'm not your pet, I'm Mr Sting from our massive house with a massive drive, a massive gate and a massive gag dog. Oh hello, Mr Sting, sorry about that. Denise looks over to DI Bruce and makes a first that would suggest she has just received her gas bill. So what's the nature of your emergency, Mr Sting? I'm in an office around the massive house, ES, E-P. And why is that Mr Sting? Oh, check, tell you if you'd stop fucking and then interrupt me for some seconds.

Honestly, you were still in the building when she's got a cab on. Oh, I'm sorry about that. There you go again. Just shoot her, will you? And listen. There's a buzzing sound in the background. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and I'm noisy in here and I can't tune my loot properly. Oh dear, have you tried booting the fridge, Mr. Sting? Oh God! Cossack, I've booted it, I've laptid with truly yoga ball,

I've shown it at it, I've even sat on top of it, but I can't get rid of the bastard buzzing. Um, could, could Mr. Sting, gyd yna'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n ddyn nhw'n again in. You should have called it absolutely or lute and not case. No chance not a joke. Lute again and could actually save the world. People like you made me want to eat my feet. Okay, Mr. Sting, don't get a throb on. I'll send one of our special constables round. I have a look for you. Cut to interior Sting's massive kitchen. Special Constable Eddie Howe is speaking to Mr Sting. This is a fucking lovely house you have here.

You must be very fucking chaffered. I am, but what about this fridge? I've never seen one of the f***ing huge, is it before? Is it electric? I don't think I'd laugh some sort of f***ing buy if you were rocking that year. I was just unaware, true to the other put in when I was touring Peru, looking for f***ing sticks and wellness guys. Have you tried kikis and f***er?

Yr car some very well firsted, basic fridge maintenance med. I'm seeing you fucking ass quiet. Have you turned your daughter off with the sockets? I can't find the sockets! I've looked everywhere including the collector before you get all assy! If you tell me, we ask it. What's the big fucking emergency? Could you just get an electrician to throw it out?

No, I could not. I need to chew my loot for loot again. The largest gathering of loot players in the world has ever seen. I've got 30 minutes till I need to get on the gyro cocktail. It's a very strong name that loop again, but I would have gone for something like too loony on loop-tunes. It's long again, fucks-yuck. Everyone is a bastard,

crooked, critic these days. So, what can I do out or not? Well, I reckon it's just a fucking hooch. The sockets might be behind the actual hodge and fridge. So why don't you take one side and let's try and pull the fucking thing out. Sting and Eddie pull out the fridge. Eddie turns it off and on and the buzzing disappears. There you go, sir.

Let's see to a fric-s-a-fucker. Yeah, no thanks to you. Oh, I could have done that myself. a'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r ysgwch i'r y fridge, package and fridge was buzzing like a fly, then Mr. Sting, yes Mr. Sting discovered the reason why, he saved the day, he paved the way for the festival of light. Well I must say that sounds a fucking excellent. I wish you all the best with your loot again. See you staying a good foot in luck. That's Jordy, a good episode, really. That was very good. Nice to hear anyhow there., becoming increasingly unhinged by week.

Also, Andy, I spotted I was watching homes under the hammer this week and it was a really good one I thought I'd saw a press record. So I play that say what you think of it please do for the good one starts off obviously with Martin hello and welcome to today's show I'm looking around a two-watt two-down in Thetford today and and have joined by my course, Mr. Tommy Walsh. Tommy, welcome along. Thetford, yeah, on your black round here about twenty-five years ago, it disappeared though. I've set one or two of the wrong people if you know what I mean. It happens. Yes, well, yeah, yeah. So let's take a closer look around the property. Here's the main reception room and there's a chimney

breast that certainly seemed better days. Yeah I'd have that down in under a minute, take a lamp and a mirror to it, that seemed like an important piece of wool. Yes and then you could plaster it over and put a stand-alone electric fire there. Ah just leave it as it is, you know, as a reminder. I suppose you'd use the radiator over there as your heat source. Radiators, now and not for me, the human bodies, nature's greatest radiator, striding up and down, it'll be enough to keep you warm. I see, striding up and down is an unusual way to keep warm, but maybe I would like it. We've got two decent size bedrooms, but the sun has entered some damp on the wall by the window.

That's like concern, tell me. Doesn't it be? What I do here is paint over the damp with some black paint or maybe tarmac in over. Not through the wall that make one large room but bring the ceiling right down to about a foot and convert it all into a massive crawl space. But where would the occupiers sleep, Tommy? Surely they need a bedroom. Now I want to need a bedroom, they're in an affectation designed by the French. You don't really need a bed. Once you've trained yourself to sleep standing up leaning against the wall, you can just do that!

Ok Tommy, well let's take a look outside in the garden area. It's small, bit of a mess, but we'll make a lovely sun trap if you tidy it up. The only problem is there's an operational rail track running along saddery offence. I don't see a problem here. Just start loving those bits of rubble out with offence onto the track. They'll soon get the messaging with draw their stupid train service. Just make sure you chuck it at an angle though so it looks like it's come from three doors down. That's the unusual approach. I'm not sure that's a like kick. They're whatever. I'm just looking up at the gut a like it. There's a wiver. I'm just looking up at the gutter in Tommy.

There seems to be a lot of cracks and holes in it and some of it has come away altogether. That would need to be fully replaced, wouldn't it? Ah, strip it, burn it. Gotter and Zineffectation. I think it was the Portuguese invention. We'd actually need gotter in the British climate. I'm not sure that's right. You know what?

Do you like him's mind? Hims? Hims, yeah, I can see this place being converted into some kind of compound for a religious cult. Maybe that's something for the purchaser to consider. Let's see what local estate agent, Ron Darlington, reckons the house's worth. And I cut it there, Andy.

Oh, right. Do you think he's a useful addition to homes under the hammer? He's a kind of a Nonsense character. I'm well in fear room. He regularly refers to his size 12 feet as well. What's that? What's that feet at you in eight? I'm an eight. Yeah.

Are you happy striding around with your size eight? I haven't got a problem. They're not overly cumbersome. Have you got fat for yourself? For a fat bloke, I'm quite agile. Nah, the standard feet. Standard feet. Not wide, you know.

What size are yours? I've got incredibly wide feet. They're almost like square. So the benefit of it is I can wear any shoe from about 7 up to an 11. I still got a good grip, you know what I mean? Flopping around like a clown. So I wear Poles, size 11 I think they are wading shoes when I'm doing the fishing show right and therefore I that's why I fall over basically quite a bit so yeah I shouldn't

be I shouldn't I think I'd say I'm anything from a 7 to a 9 not bothered not bothered actually takes us in some of the questions from the listeners Tom because Tom Cousin said what's the best shoe size and I think we've just answered that beautifully I think eight are best show size and I think we've just answered that beautifully. I think eights are very good size, I'm sure. I'm up for it. I'm up for it. I'm up for it.

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Well, I think it's just a myth. You know, like I've never seen liver move on its own. And it's under its own... Under its own... The relation of whatever. Under its own... ... under its own... ... the relation of whatever. Under its own steam, you know, like... So Andy, would you like quiz? Always Bob.

Alright, well it's called... ... Buying, Pap, Lead, Pee-not, Snot, Dying, BEEP, Pink, OOOOOOOH, Yeah! not smut dying beep pink oh yeah crash bang wallop mac give me just a little

time time time time time Andrew I clicked on Google shopping okay okay so this is where I've sourced them. And my search was second-hand albums. Okay. And the first three I promised you that came up for sale was Led Zeppelin II, Fleetwood Mac rumors and Pink Floyd dark side of the moon okay okay they're all different prices can you tell me most expensive to least a vice

versa let's up until Fleetwood Mac rumors Pink Floyd dark side of the moon is there any kind of indication as to what quality they are in? Have they been greeted? No, sorry, I mean no, I have no indication. I just took me first three albums for sale. And the second and original second and because it's a Google shopping one that they're from you know proper record shops. Right. Okay. I'm gonna go Most expensive is gonna be Led Zeppelin 2 Then I'm going second most expensive middle one is gonna be Rumors Fleetwood Mac with dark side of the moon as the cheapest of the three.

Sorry, and you only got one right. Fleetwood Mac rumors was the second most expensive at £14.2 but the most expensive was Dark Side of the Moon at 1999 and the oh sorry you weren't you didn't even get fluid map because the cheapest was was that two of 1599 cheapest was rumors cheap was you upset side of the moon's one of the biggest cell albums and well time show there's more copies in existence of it so Commits the most expensive I think you're I reckon you're thinking is good

But I think you might find that rumors is big as a bigger selling and that's why it's the most expensive. I reckon you're thinking is good, but I think you might find that room is as big as a bigger cell in, and that's why it's the cheapest. Just say it. It's very rough. Well, I had a go. I had a go, I gave it me the best shot. Yeah, and thank you for that, Andrew.

Thank you. ASMR. Yeah. Or MSR, is it one of them too? And it's, you know, the speaking softly and it's meant to be relaxing and soothing for people. Yeah. Well, there's a new, a new, a new face on the ASMR scene. And it's, it's the waiter from Slaughter's. And I've just got one of his things. Oh, he's doing that, he's just put out, yeah he's doing them now he's just put one out so we'll have a listen to that shall we. Go on then. Oh god. A mole stuffed in our rabbit. Let's stuffed in our pig's head head, that rammed inside a fucking sea.

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I think that was very good, I enjoyed that. Did you find that quite soon, did you? I did enjoy that, yeah. So that was nice. He's got like some like nine million fucking followers on YouTube already, following that. Yeah, that was nice. He's got like nine million followers on YouTube already. That's right. What about the unidence that have been submitted Andy?

Yeah. Joe Ackin Raves submits this. I used a four-number padlock lock in the gym last week and aggressively span all the numbers round to lock it as I left. That's quite an admission. Aggressive spin. I wouldn't be on up to that. It's probably in steroids. When I came back three numbers were correct and one was one digit out. Is this a unit dent? Before we go any further, can I just say, I've got a apology to make. I previously said that I was under the impression that unit dent

was unique incident and I've consulted with the podcast elders and their records suggested it is unusual incident. Unusual incident, yeah. So all of myjudications avoid need to be expunged from the records they know null and void because I've been up in thinking unique when it was actually unusual so well you've apologized and the that's the acredit that's something so Joachim Raef says is that a unit then is that an unusual incident I'll pass it to you. I don't think so, Andy. Really? Yeah, I think that if it's going to be an unusual incident, it should be a chance in a million. You know what I mean? A chance in a million. But I think that I think that I, I, you know, when you got those lock boxes, yeah. You know, like, if you revolve it at the same,

do you not mean he said he did it aggressively. Yeah. So if you, you're spinning all four at the same time, the chance is, it is gonna land somewhere in the wastide if you're overly aggressive. Yeah. So I don't know. I hear what you're saying. No, yeah.

To me, it doesn't feel like it's a chance in a million. No, that's what I'm looking for. A chance in a million really. Phil Oryk says, I was up me, Girlfriend's dad's house on Christmas Eve and pointed out that we were going to see my dad's straight after. My girlfriend's dad's partner asked me where my dad lives so I told her what what estate. She told me she used to live on that estate too. I asked her what street she told me it was the same one where my dad lives. Not at the same house but a few doors down at number 13.

But I did say that I knew the family that lives there. That made me realize I hadn't seen me mate from that family for a good 25 years. So we go to my dad's and their outside number 13 was my mate. That made me realise I hadn't seen me mate from that family for a good 25 years. So we go to my dad's and their outside number 13 was my mate, delivering Christmas presents to his family. I'll let you to only whether this qualifies as a unit. So he'd not seen him for 25 years. I'm saying it just came up in conversation just before then. Do you think that's a chance in a million?

I think that is a chance in a million. So I'm going to, I'm going to give it. Oh, I'm delightful. I'm going to give that. Yeah. I'm a bag of nerves. I don't know what's really going to be more. Because first of all, I thought it was unique incidents and then all of a sudden you've

just chucked this giant little million thing at the very level. It's I don't know. I'll go along with you. I'll say yeah. Here's another one. Edward Vernon. As I was using his ebber crossing the other day, a silver sitren's aripocasso kept or halted and let me cross.

I didn't think much of it the moment as well as the car, but as I turned my attention to face, the traffic coming from the other direction and another Citroen Zara Picasso Cape Noholt, I turned to look back and the first one had already disappeared. Unit Dent? You know, Andy, I'm struggling a little bit to understand it. So the car on the left has disappeared in the time it's to look to his right. It stopped for him to get across. And then it disappeared. So where's it gone?

And then it's disappeared. And another one appears to his right. So unless it's gone through some kind of time-spaced continuum, or he's been stood next to a massive mirror. Yeah. Does that for some reason? I don't know. That one scares me a little bit. Yeah.

Well don't be frightened. He said Edward sounds a nice chap. I think that, you know, maybe he needs to resubmit it. I don't understand what he means by the first one had already dissipated. Because it would have just happened to go in front of him, wouldn't it? understand what he means by the first one had already disappeared because it would have been a good front of him wouldn't it? It would have either that or reverse and do like a quick three point turn and bugger off. We can't get this Andy. There's too many unfab�able. Yeah that's exactly right. Sam Jennings says

I live in New York. Well done Sam. No. There's a Yuppie place I got that sells imported British confectionery. I purchased some Mr. Kippling Cherry Bearquels, standard pack of six, $13.99 cents. Every, and you've put that in capital, every Baigwell had been topped with two cherries, Unident. I would need to see other packs of US-based cherry bitwells because it could just be that's an American thing because Americans are just as they say these days extra or that's so extra. So maybe they've all got two cherries on

either that or it's cherry bitwell equivalent of a double York egg. Yeah, well, it's clearly that. I I think you're right. I think we need to know if this is an it's something to do with importation rules that they have to love the whole cherry on or something. Yeah Cut a cunt. I can't get a must say in fairness to Sam if all the other cherry American cherry bear calls have one cherry on then I would give it Yeah, if it's a unique unique well, unusual incident, isn't it? It's probably just factory shenanigans. But look, there's one more. It's a long one, but this is from James, and he keeps submitting it month after month.

And I just, I just did it. I just did it. Andy, I've read it. I've already understand it. Well, let's see if we're going to unpick it. I'll get the gist of it. A sculpture of a day during Euro 96. James and his mate Anthony, a crossing of field between games, going from one liver pullpub to another. The pubs with a leaf park or

tell in the bridge in, not relevant. As we walked in the blistering heat, Anthony commented that the full pint of lager he'd snuck from the lee park was warm and he threw the entire thing behind him over his shoulder. I carried on chatting about the Euros and what not for 20 seconds before I realised I was alone. I turned right and see Anthony stood there, arms stretched out in a platoon plus confusion stately, drenched from top to toe in warm beer, with the empty pint glass proudly stood perfectly upright in the grass behind him. The only possible explanation is the entire condensate the glass

jumped six feet in the air after landing perfectly on the grass, showering down on Anthony from above as he wiped the lager from his eyes he looked at me and said no body is ever going to believe this. So he's chucked a pint over a top of his head, full pint, yeah, full pint, it somehow then drenched him, seconds later. So he thinks it's bounced behind him on the grass and then leaped up and distributed his contents over his head. I mean, centrifugally speaking, if he tossed it above his head and it was spinning, the contents may have stared in the pint glass for a period of time. Yeah. And then eventually when that spinning ceased, it all fell on top of him, but he would have walked forwards. Yeah, so it's kind of been thrown behind,

they would have, I don't know, if it has bounced, it's bounced at an angle that's projected itself forwards, and that doesn't seem possible, unless it's landed on the back of a squidgy animal, and then bounced up. I mean, I don't really understand it, Andrew. I mean, maybe if he could recreate it for us visually. Did you see that centrifugally speaking?

Yes. Could we start a new podcast called centrifugally speaking? What do we discuss? We said everything in the raw sets. She'll polish the machines. Anything that comes under the center of your glumbralla? Yeah. It's not about our idea.

Washing machines. We're going to go in some awards for that. I can't give this. I can't understand it. I don't understand it. Andy saw what I'm going to say. It's like the one with the sit-runs, I'll repassal it.

It doesn't make any sense so therefore. If it's beyond the roms of possibility, I can't call it an unusual incident. Okay, you're a good man. You're a good man. See you around sometime. Bye everyone! you