Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 32: Goodbye Fun Conifer

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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I'm still in the morning, obviously. Really? You can't tell me when to stop and when to start when it comes to morning. I am but we'll try and plow on and do our best. I always like that joke you know way bump into someone at the graveyard say morning then they say something like no I'm just walking through the shops that kind of thing. That is yeah very good. What could be up to Andy? I just lifted the dog up earlier on. How high? I have a special drawer that I keep his treats in which I refer to as the drawer. So if I say it and you want something out of the drawer he starts to go a bit nuts. So I thought he's very small, he say.

So I thought, what I'd do is I'd lift him up and let him have a look inside the drawer. So he could visualisation of it. And it was a bit too much for him to get a turn away. He couldn't handle it. What did he spoil himself? His pants? No, he didn't wear pants.

He's naked. No, he just couldn't process all the different types of treats that were in there, so he just looked away and I put him down in the end. Oh dear, he sounds like he's traumatised. Have you been listening to any music or anything like that? What you mean? No, I was just thinking of intro and saying, I was thinking it'd be best of all, but I've made a terrible mistake, whatever I've heard it done.

Oh, but listen to some country music. You haven't. Oh, I have. I mean, you know, you've got us into it. It's so addictive. Do you want to have a hear of it? Oh, you've got a song, have you? Yeah.

Do you want to hear it? Oh, yeah. Here we go then. I'll take my kids down to bath night in the sea I can't get enough of that country fucking music While I'm cooking up a binge-use casserole Do some haggling down a Sunday car boot sale Get in 13 pants knocked off a lump of coal I'm not punk, punk, punky I'm not bright, but I spot

I'm Andy Dorst, and I'm pissing on shadows Pissing on shadows He can fucking dark I've been listening to that country-fucking music While I'm busy wiping sweat off my fat tits Clams some stairs and now I think I need a lie down But first I'll scoff myself a couple of king-sized twigs I'm not hokey, I'm not right as a spark

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main ones Gary Mandolin Be a belly long neck and three little knobs each side of his head They're just I would put a marker in that one. You should do. Yeah final one the tin of shit Not any old tin of shit the tin of shit, not any old tin of shit, the tin of shit. What was the middle one Gary, what again? Well, it's a bit, Gary mandolin, he's not shagged and he's got knobs on the side of his head. I really like the knobs on the side of the head

but you've just, you can have it, man. No, you're blindsided to me with the tin of shit. No, Andy, it's the tin of shit. Exactly, not just the tin of shit. Oh, I'm the 10 of shit. I'll take that. All right, 10 of shit. All right, the 10 of shit. Thanks for your words. Thanks for your words. Thanks for your words.

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Bad 10 days ago. How bad? Bad. Bad. I'm on the steroids now. I'll get a big moon face. I'll overtake you and they probably already have. Show us your muscles. You're doing slow, that's our steroids. Show us your muscles. No, they're doing the steroids. They're doing the steroids.

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All right new category. I got me um fridge door repaired this week as well after about two years You haven't categorized the conifer yet. Oh fuck cut sake All right category one health. I'm I'm a bit fucked with me room Tyler I'm gonna be steroids category two. I've had a conifer cut down at the enemy drive. Do you want a comment on that? About 20 footer. Did you do it?

No, I got a tree man in. Big tree? Big tree, right. What did you do with the wood? He took it, he put it through that machine. Impressive machine, Andy, I know what it's called. Scarifier, mulls shirt, I don't know. Did you watch it going through?

No, it would have made me cry. I love that. Too much. Fucking heck, conifers. What? What? You hate it? Yeah, hate it. Don't you hate ornamental conifers? It's someone's putting one of those little conifers.

You know, like fun conifer. Fun conifer. 30 years ago. And then it's suddenly, before you know, it's 25 foot. Can I just... Can I just call this episode goodbye fun kind of if you so wish but what about me fridge door information it's been leaking new category because of a sorry new category yeah new category three I had a me fridge door repaired last week I'm very very pleased with it what. What was the matter? The seal gone or something? Summit that.

You had to move the door a bit. So you didn't ask, you didn't find out what it was? No, I just, can you fix that, mate? Do you want a cup of tea? I'll just leave you to it then, mate. Next thing a knock. Yeah, it solves on mate. Thanks, mate.

See you, mate. Didn't tell you what it was though. It's a good job. Yeah, but you should have told you what it was. They've done or what it was though. He's a good job. Yeah, but the usually you want to tell you what it was they've done or what it was they diagnosed. Oh, he found out about some of it. You don't understand. It's good to know. It's just words in it and you know, it's category 4. 4. I'm having the outside of me house, and I'm getting a bright orange door white house what do you think of that

like soccer it feels a bit mid-life crisis I think and orange door you're it yeah why what color is your front door it's white I got a bell it's what it's hold on white white pvc is it yeah and fucking oh so it's like Halloween and a month and you get an upright orange door. That's just like an invitation to get your fucking house egged by the little leaves. Well, it's certainly gonna, it's gonna, in my blended, I do put a pumpkin outside of a Halloween to invite the kids to come in.

It's a match for that in the morning. I mean, I buy a little bowl of, you know, celebrate all the sweets. But we only get about two people come. So I generally tell them, if someone comes I tell them out of the lot. Yeah, the thing is, the rest of the year it's gonna look stupid.

Do you think anything looks stupid? Yeah. So you just have a white dough, white house, white windows. No, I only call a barring. I don't know, you think you are. When you paint your windows, Andy, do you paint the whole lot? Or do you leave the glass so you can see through it? I'll leave a glass hole in the hole.

Just look through. Yeah. Share it with your eyes. Maybe two eye holes, yeah. Just a little paint out. Have you enjoyed me topics? Some of them. I'm not telling you which ones.

What is your favourite. The French star, the, uh, the Korean star, the conifer. Actually, I don't think you did. So I'm going to try another one. I got it, but before you go any further. Oh God, what's this? Bob. Yeah? Terence Trent Derby. Or Trent Alexander Arnold. Trent Alexander Arnold. Humiliation. Trent Alexander Arnold

Humiliation Sorry, was neither of them? No good, neither of them? Oh was it? There was nobody? No, there was nobody Great quiz, Peter Beads, Peter Beads has been in touch Okay Hasn't been for a while, so I'll read it out for you. You interested in that, Andy? I am ready to hear that right now.

All right, Bob. Peter, you know, I'm not a peanut. You know, being a bit of a busy time for me, like with the girl, where they're coming up. So, for example, a day I wanted to meet Puffa, Puffa Jacket. I was a story, so I can stuff it up, like fluffy, fluffy, Puffa, Puffa,

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so I had a one of my sponges. You'll better fucking add. In fact, I love that gutmins. Right now you slack fuck. And I get a very, very fucking running. Okay, I'll enjoy you show. You can see around. I went back in the kitchen, started to clean up the chicken skins. But I got the rubum so out that that purple powder from the brillo pads off that has tore the skin, the sheds, I cut it in the little pieces

and I fried them up, you know, like they use as sprinkles. So I'm giving this out, there you go, I love one got led to it, crispy chicken sprinkles. I do love it, that tell you, it's very much. Sprinkles, oh, ask for sprinkles, I'm not a fucking child. Would you serve sprinkles to Lord Valerian, the watcher of the end bound? I don't know him, so I can't say hello. No, you'll fork on warden art, cos he'd banish you

to the fucking misplaced of tomorrow, and let the long bee and suck your fucking eyeballs out. You're lucky it's just me. I'm just banishing you at some air room. And don't come home till I ring the bell of last goblets. Could I have my dove? No, your fucking can't. So I've been up here in spare room since last night. You're just wearing the goblet belt a ring like. Suppose I'd better get on with me, Vandry.

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But the wife thinks it's strange that I stare at the window. When it's snowing, I'd be less strange if she'd just let me in. I thought, there you go bugger, see you then. One piece of music, the only one thing to do. So that would be it? That's a piece of music. That's the Vimsy Updates. Yeah, what's going on there? The most balls joke that was expected

not a loranson been in the news last couple of years and I've seen it's not happy it's not happy sideline I guess by the BBC but he's back at work doing what he's been doing on the side he's Venezuelan third division commentary we can go over now and here some drawings well see what we some tackling just happened there I would have said it was a meaty challenge in the old days but you know you're not allowed

to say the word meaty anymore. Okay so triggers of vegan somewhere. I'm just going to have to throw in. We'll get a bit more of that thing later on. Oh that's it is it. That's awful no. Yeah, that's a good game. We'll get some more later on. We shall have some questions from the from the partners. If you think the pertinent and

the yeah. There's a few. There's a few. They've coming on the the Patreon service which is the a few, there's a few, they've coming on the Patreon service, which is the official question submission service that we have. SlimmyC says, can you explain how to use it? I think you just switch it on with for it to warm up and then you're right, and some of them funnily enough, you have to then turn upside down, just say. But always make sure it's warmed up first. What is your favourite finger says make she'd well not gently clever, but it is the fish finger. I have them a lot Oh, I've gone for you know, I have them a lot

Yeah, I've gone for the middle finger Right, so you can fucking pull it up to the show me yeah, which one yeah, oh, well, our child honestly Yeah David McLaughlin favorite favourite wall's V in at the flierver? Well, the last one I had was a mint one, and I thought it was shit. Mm-hmm. I was going for a bit of retro dining, you know? Oh, there used to be fun.

So I'm going to say whatever the other one is. I don't know. Standard. Standard vanilla chocolate. Yeah, that's the best one. I think the, the, the dicked about with it after that, there was no need to. Tony McGuire, this one needs a bit of thought. He says, I've just had my bathroom ripped out

and a new one put in. I want to give it an official title, any suggestions. Can I take this one? Yeah, the aquapallus. Aquapallus, aquapod. Aquapod, yeah, whatever. Fairly modern. Aquapherium. That's nice, that's nice, we'll

make that the official one, yeah. You could do that in nice lettering, couldn't you add on the glass door? Yeah, yeah, that's really good. Welcome to the aquafarium. Oh, am I calling mine that as well? I'll do a voice recording for you if you want, Andy, so that as soon as you walk through the door you're welcome to the aquafarium. Now you're all right. Thanks. Tom Bees says, when was the last time you were in Birmingham and how did it feel? Now if this was the last time that I was in Birmingham it was just before we went on stage at the theatre and you'd been stuck in a shopper jump. Yeah and I got on stage right was literally a minute

before we started I was maybe 10 minutes after but was it really walked in the door went on stage and it was a glorious fiasco I think. I was just I was there all the time Andy I just thought it would make me look big. Oh of course should have railing. No, I mean, yeah. Bob, Bob made all that effort. He's stuck in traffic. Look at Andy, just sat there waiting. Well, some of the stairs, wasn't he? Just waiting. We're staring at him.

Yeah. The last one for now, Martin Nicholson is boiler servicing just a scam. I like his question. I mean, I think, I've got to be honest, I think the early boiler service in might be a scam, because I've had some fucking old boilers that I haven't gone near for years and you know they've done all right. They've got through seven or eight years before they've been serviced. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, it's not a scam,

it doesn't need service in knowing again, but annually, nah, I'm not sure about that. I've managed to hold a little bit of script from Jordy Heat. Right. And I think they're starting a roll man's, a love story. All right, okay. To sort of take it away from the crime maybe, you know. Oh, right. But I don't know, I might be wrong, it might just be a scene. Ritans have begun to plow it a bit in the trailer. I don't know. The most amazing about that. Oh, by the way, there was another topic I wanted to raise. Oh, God. I went to test drives and cars this week. Right. And I wondered what you thought of car salesmen generally speaking.

What a car for me daughter a few months ago. And I don't know, you just always assume you're gonna get fucked over, don't you? You just assume you're being light, though. Yeah. That's the starting point in it. Yeah. We're going to fuck you over. But how bad it's going to be is up to you.

Yeah. I think I've been taking not 100%, probably about 80%. You know, you get tiny little victories like he's probably still put a partial shelf in that was missing. Right. Yeah. He's promised he'll knock us at Cucklundra Quiddough, because one of the tires is a bit dodgy.

So a little victory just helps you swallow the terrible, terrible pain. Yeah. I mean, with this one, the second K that gave me was for a different car. Yeah. So I try and sort that out, and I just, I've got nowhere. So sounds a nightmare.

Yeah. I'm not going to buy you a car's a nightmare. I mean, I was going to dealerships and I suppose you would just go around Mark, I don't know where would you just go around people just around the council of state looking for ones for sale. Yeah, just straights, just for posters in the window for sale, maybe that sort of thing. Yeah, make me an offer. It's almost almost worse in the car dealerships because they've got this thing going now, they've got like luxury seating seating and would you like a coffee or a tea or a track-up bar or whatever and so it's like a bit in sippy do you know that

they're even daring to be nice when they just eventually destroy you. Yeah, they are the price of the coffee in the trucker bar or the car at the end. Pro, I don't know, I didn't purchase, so I haven't found that out yet. Well, you just went for the first trucker bar. I like a trucker bar. Well, you're a trucker bar. Were you taking the piss out of them though?

Is that what happened? What the trucker bar? You've gone down there, you've got a free trucker bar, a T or a coffee, I don't know, you didn't see it and you've had a drive-around in a few nice cars. Yeah, I'm bought one. I bought one from a backstreet. I just used the dealerships to try the cars and then located one that was cheap. Also the piss-tick and was mutual then. To be honest with you, we both, yeah.

Right. Score draw. That's my favourite topic so far. Oh thank you it's topic five so it was worth it. Jordy hate yes so got tiny bit of script in from the Nutflix series you know Jordy hate and as I was saying just wonder when I read it whether they start up a bit of a romance to keep the viewers intrigued. Yeah. That's a nice thing to intrigue people with. The romance isn't it? It's not hurt.

It's not hurt. It's not hurt. It's not hurt. What's the poshest hotel in Newcastle Hotel Deva? God, I don't know. Are you asking this question? Is that all for? All right.

Interior. Are you afraid of me being the Malmire's owner? I don't know. Jordy heats. Crime on the time. I don't know. Interior Hotel de Vambar. Interior, hotel Devam Bhā. Amanda Stavily is sat on one of the comfy sofas in the small bar sipping an expresso martini through a straw. Amanda leans back into the sofa and gives a board but contented sigh.

She takes a sock on her gushy vape and blinks 20 times for good luck. The man seated at the bar turns her out and approaches her. a'r ddodd yn ddodd yn ddoddau. Mae'r ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd yn ddodd. do you very much do that, oh, dardo? Well, hello, Mr. Sting. Hello, Mr. Sting. I've heard so much about you, mainly your lutory and your massive things. I'm a man to stavely, but you can call me a man to baby. but you can call me Amanda Baby. Two miles away, I join you, Miss Stavley, and regalia with tales of futuristic technology

and hydrogen-pilicle gadgets. Why, not at all, and please, it's Amanda Baby. Come take a seat here on the sofa beside me. Thank you, Amanda. Amanda Baby. Right, so, Amanda Baby, I'm thinking of buying a massive bell. What do you think of that? Amanda baby loves the sound of bells. They awaken the soul. Am I right or am I right? Am I right, or am I right? 100% correct.

Did you know that I am the fastest runner and highest jungler and quickest welder in North umberland? And that is an actual fact verified by the Air Force and the secretive spear-sami of which I had to be the boss. Well, Amanda Baby knew you were a big deal of a man. I think we make a good pairing. Am I right or am I right? Now listen up to a manda baby, Mr. Sting.

Are you aware that I rub almond and chitabura resin into my legs, arms and stomach, every morning? Gives my skin a delicate smooth sheen, like Christmas butter. Take a look at my legs and my right or I'm a rye. Very nice legs indeed a man to baby. I shall have a pap on my horn to acknowledge their beauty. Wow, I like a man with a horn in his hand. Shall we get another drink? Maybe, but before that I would like to see your song on my loot that I had just made upon this very spot.

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manda baby. At that moment, PC JJ Shelby rushes into the bar. Sorry to interrupt your chief inspector, Stavley, but a manda baby. Sorry to you a manda baby, but a pro wrestler is going ape shit in the coach station and we need you to talk him down from the top of the bus. Sorry Mr. Sting, but I have to go. We must do this again. Am I right or am I right? Yes, we must a manda baby., God look with the wrestler. If you need any help, I'm happy to authorize the use of one of my spiss army invisible drones. That's very kind, but one look at me and he'll climb off that bus like a baby to its bottle. Am I right or am I right? Till next time, I am and remain a manda baby. She leaves with John-John

Shelby and stinks its alone on the sofa waiting for a lift home. It's only a little extract but it looks like, maybe, do you know what I mean? Yeah, slightly mournful parts from the end after she'd gone as well. But I've actually beaten the Hortel Dave van once before. Yeah? And I was drinking with new order. That sounds sound bad, does it? There's a fucking name dropping for you.

How about that? Did they want you to be there or were you just creeping around? They didn't object, that's what I say. Not to me face anywhere. So it was all right. It was all right, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, it's one of the earliest seasons, hold on. Yes. There it is, there we go. Great dentures credentials really established. I thought that was a bit of an easy one. It wasn't too bad. Thank you. You know, I don't come up with these.

I get them sent through, but I thought that was a bit an easy one. I think you've had an easy ride there, I think. Yeah. Well, another six months, official. So I went like that, yeah. Andy, can I be, because of my YouTube watching, I've become very interested in this latest craze, air frights which you were about five years ahead of oh Yes, and did you know at the moment the most common one seems to be the ninja to draw one

Yeah, I'm a little bit more you can't get it and I've selling them on eBay for 500 quid for Yeah, it's really gone hard. I call a PS5 situation. Yeah, right. So I mean, but should I get one? If you can don't pay that for it, just wait a little bit. I won't get like regular retail price. Yeah, would you really use it? Yeah, do yeah, I might get one of them once Do you do every day? Every day, but what do you use every day? You know? My hands. Your middle finger.

Your socks. What is the number top three things that the air fryer in real life actually does for you? I'd like to know I'm not looking for fun. Chips. Chips. More chips. To chip fry. chips chips chips more chips To chip rather than just chip for obviously yeah, there's more you can do not the one I've got it just does the air frying But there's other ones there's like you can put like chicken portions in and just cook them in I haven't used it to the fullest of its ability. I'll be honest

It's just in a cupboard rotting not. Oh, it's out. It's out fullest of its ability, I'll be honest. Is it under the dro... Is it just in a cupboard, Rotting? No, no, it's out, it's out in the split. It's out in the split. You can do fish fingers in them. You love fish fingers? Yeah. And the reason I would do that is because they'd be healthier or cheaper because I wouldn't have to turn me over now.

Healthier and faster. Faster, yeah. I like that. When you want a fish finger, you know. Fast fish fingers. Oh, well, I mean, I really want this this ninja one but I can't get old of it but it's going to be quite hard to wait. Look, look, if you're peaking your front door and you're clearly playing fast and loose with your lifestyle choices so just, you can get one.

Bob, you're a big deal in the world of television, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got some ideas for sure as I want to pitch to you and then hopefully you can help me get them produced, right? Demolition at first sight. Tell me a little bit more. I like it in principle.

Two people meet up for the first time and they've got a plant and then destroy a disused chemical factory over the next 20 it does. Too large scale, lacking intimacy and move on, I've got anything else on. To intimacy. Yeah. Seriously. Well that's the sort of thing they say and what can you say they've got the money? You sit there at these pictures thinking why are you saying that? Right, but I can't question it. Okay, bin men live. Whoa. Goop, real cameras, struck by the heads of bin men

and we just follow them around, emptying bins and that. Do we get to inspect the contents of occasional bins? Well, the cameras are in their head so you can see exactly what they're seeing. Hmm. So if they're inspecting the contents, we're inspecting the contents. Can we a bit bit tiresome all POV that all that stuff you know could you

select occasional bin to actually pour out on the floor and have a look with a proper camera guess you could I guess you could again expert in if you want fill up it okay I like it right it up he would develop and it on the who I'll give you some development money yet. Okay, finally Paul Hollywood's Dollywood, Bollywood, Dollywood Hollywood. Do we have to have the final Dollywood? Because otherwise it's perfect. You know what I've got there's too many there's one too many Dollywoods and Hollywoods. It just needs Paul Holywoods, Dollywood, Bollywood, I think. What it is, I'll explain. Paul Holywood goes to Dolly Parton's theme park, Dollywood. Eight interviews, stars of India's Bollywood cinema genre, they've been flown over there,

especially, and yeah, there's too many, there's an extra Dollywood, Dollywood in the title, it shouldn't be there. Get back to me with the bin one. Right. One of those three pictures was actually given to me by a TV producer. Can you guess which one it was? Binman. Yeah it was. It was my friend Vicki Thomas. I'll give her a name check who's a teleproducer and she was mentioning it. I thought right I'm gonna pitch that for real.

Yeah. See, I was a bin man, so I would be perfect. I thought that's why you'd like it. And now if she goes and pitches it, they'd give or someone like that, got your seal of approval on it, so. See, the thing is, Andy, on any bin round, on any day, you will have between two and eight people,

come out and say why aren't you taking you know and they'll be trouble yeah and it's good conflict you know it's like parking was you know I mean yeah yeah well I think I can't feel but there we go nice I reckon that's it from this one thank you past nippers for joining us and your support hope you enjoyed it as much as I did I don't know whether you enjoyed it Bob. I'll have a think about that. See you and the bye! you