Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 38: Sound Effects Extravaganza

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It looks like you're about to open a packet of some kind of food there. Oh and he helps us out. I've got two chocolate cookies, two butterscotch crunch, two V&E's world. Have you collected them from the area where we are today? Yeah. Are they freebies? I'm not, I'm not willing to give you that information. I didn't get offered them. Well I can offer you two V&E's world because I don't know. I'll take them, I'll take them for the ride. We're back in the studio aren't we? Yeah I haven't seen your actual flesh for I'm gonna say three years. There was a brief period at the time theater in Newcastle where we had a conversation from about 30 feet apart. Other than that yeah it's

been it's been pre-covid so that's nice and it's good to see that you're adding sound effects of cookies being... I like to think to myself the parsnippers are a little bit more indulgent to my eating habits. Do you think so? Yeah. We'll see. Occasionally they leave comments about how objectionable they find it. Oh do you have a look at Andy, do you think he's going to look good, that kind of thing? Given that it's been three years I reckon you only look about two years, ten months or older. Well that's not bad is it? I think they call that a result. Given that everything we've been through in those three years yeah I think

that's all right. But me how am I looking? Yeah your skin looks really lovely but you do get that on a slightly plump man. It's stretched. But your eyes aren't looking good. What about a bit of retinol? Have you not been sleeping? I've been Ond y gallwn ni wedi'i gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'r rhaid i'r rhettino? Mae'n ddweud i'r ddweud? Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud i'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud i'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud i'r ddweud. Dawson, mae'n ddweud i'r ddweud i'r ddweud.

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I've been listening to that country fucking music with an attic full of skunk to supervise. I've got some flaky skin around my neck folds And some weeping blisters on my upper thighs The problem is I'm only eating dimmers I haven't had any veg since I was five I had some turkey crisps on my 18th birthday Probably the only reason that I'm still alive But I'm not hot, honky I'm not bright as a spark I'm Andy Dorf, though, son

I'm pissing on shadows. Shadows, shadows in the fucking dark. I spend all my money on country music. If my skunk cop fails, I'm heading for the streets. Need to find myself a better way of living Like the rodeo I'm delivering for Uber Eats But I'm not punk-hunky I'm not brighter spark

I'm Andy Docher Son, I'm pissing on shadows Shadows, shadows In the fucking dark Yee-haw! Yeah, hi. Did you give me a toy story feeling? A toy story feeling? Yeah, like a Woody from Toy Story.

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Yeah, but it's forthright. He's a businessman and Andy, he once made a hundred pounds in one day. Oh, there with Lord Alan Sugar. Yeah, what do you reckon? Tempten, it's a maybe. yn y ddechrau. O, ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho Hey, I'll tell you what the best bit about coming back to the studio in London, because that's where we are. Yeah. I got to walk down Carnaby Street again on my way down here today. Did you? Oh, when you walk down Carnaby Street, you never know what you might see.

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So you say that it could tick 2,000 signatures? Well I'm wondering if it might. The Ambridge Heart. A healthy heart. A healthy heart. I've upped it, I've bigged it up and so maybe it could. True or false right? True or false? the turnstrend Dopey. Okay. The B side of sign your name. Yeah. Across my heart. Yeah. What's called greasy chicken. True or false? It's false. It's true. Don't be tapped. It's true. That's not gonna do his heart any good either is it greasy chicken? Hey Andy. What? Are you air frying a whole chicken yet last time I asked you and yeah yeah I'm gonna say a

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I'm not ready. I'm ready. Crime Files. Nasty little ones. Can I buy in this at all? You are in some stuff that I haven't sent you, so I might be this. Isn't a bit of a nasty one this handy.

Anyway, it's up. The small Buckinghamshire market town of Chesham lies in the Chilton Hills, some 25 miles northwest of London. A quiet commuter town known for the 4Bs, boots, beer, brushes and baptists. The TV weatherman Francis Wilson used to live here but he doesn't anymore. Jessam boasts one of the lowest crime rates in South East England and is considered one of the town changed forever. That's like a moped coming from the distance. I think David feared it, for some reason. All right. Talked behind the market square in Lewinsyard was the later studio of

nonsense Potter,. Neil Hunt. It was a quiet Tuesday lunchtime and Neil was sat at his desk reading the Daily Mail and applying TCP to a saw on his left eye. Suddenly the front door opened and in walked the apprentice frontman Sir Alan Sugar. Good ya! From this place you couldn't fow wobbler never mind throw a pot. Alan holds up his phone which plays a short blast of candelafter. Now I have this candelafter here Andrew. Yes I think. Right good luck with that? Pfff. He sounded like the mop head there. Are we editing this show?

Love this bit. Oh man. Alan holds up his phone which plays a short blast of canned laughter. Let me have a butchers at your business plan boss. Says Alan. Excuse me but who the hell do you think you are? Waddling in here demanding business plans? And don't call me boss unless you work for me and I assure you I wouldn't employ an old wall

not like you even if my toilet was blocked and you were the only plumber with working arms left standing on planet Earth. Get out of my nonsense pottery. Listen part down, just shut it for a moment. I don't want to hear you anymore. I don't want to hear you anymore. I'm interested in investing in shitty local businesses and this dump caught my eye. I'm looking to invest a hundred thousand pounds so today could be more like the lottery than pottery for you. Then I have to try and find that sound effect. Neil. Oh yes and where did you get that sort of money to throw around willy-nilly? He looked more like a scrap dealer than a wheeler dealer.

Neil gets out his phone and plays his trombone sting. Well done Neil. If you want the money money just give me a quick elevator pitch. Now from the look of you you need a facelift more than a lift to the boardroom. Candle after under. Okay okay I'll do it. My name is Neil Hunt and I operate the UK's most respected nonsense pottery selling nonsense pieces at nonsense prices. It's a market that's flourishing and will continue to grow as the public demand more nonsense in their lives. There, that's

it, that's my pitch. And by the way, if you needed a lift, it would probably be to a walnut farm to chat with your mates. What, what, what? So what's your turnover this year to date? I don't mean the amount of times you've turned over in bed due to your septic thigh. You're laughing at me. Oh they like that one. It's doubled every single year since 1976 and might I say the only thing you seem to have doubled is your chin. You know what's coming on the...

There it is. I think this is actually pretty good. No I'm enjoying it. Very good news and what are your capital costs? And I don't mean how much have you spent on oyster cards attending topless bars in London? Can laughs, there you go. I don't have any capital costs. Everything's paid for and depreciation is claimed against

profits. Grab hold of that with your sausage fingers. Alan grabs hold of a nonsense pottery vase featuring a hazelnut with an arrow through it and the words I'm nuts for you written on it. What a markup on a piece of nonsense like this because I must say I think you would have to be nuts to buy it. 90% and it retails at £40,000. Very impressive. I'm tempted to invest right here and now. At that moment the door opens and in walks Karen Brady. Lord Sugar, a car is waiting for you outside to take you to Alexander Palace where you have a meeting with Daffy Duck. But Karen, I'm about to make a deal here and when I say deal, I don't mean the town in Kent. I don't mean the town in Kent. Come on, let's seal the deal. And when I say seal, I don't mean the pop singer.

You know, with the facial scar. The door opens again and in walks Tuca Suleiman from Dragons Den. Yes, dude. Oh. Yes. Oh. Yes! Just hold your horses. I'm willing to give you £150,000 for a 2% cut in your nonsense pottery. I can get you a lockup for your stock, import your clay from China at a quarter of the price and put billboards up in places that they

will be seen. And when I say seen I don't mean that bit in every posse, you know where the Ford Angle ends up in the tweet. SFX Tadah! I think I'm going to go with Tuca, that's a much better offer and when I say offer I don't mean offer tits! Before the sound effect has even finished Karen has walked over to Neil and thrust her ballpoint pen into the saw on his thigh. I think you should go with Lord Sugar. Oh my god what are you doing? Do you not know who you're go with Lord Sugar. Oh my God, what are you doing? Ah! Ah! Ah! Do you not know who you're dealing with here?

I'm Neil Hunt. My daughter-in-law's piano teacher has access to wires so thin and sharp they could cut you open like cheese. I also have a ray gun on order from Infinity Rocket Plastics! Though I must admit they've been federal delivery deadlines! Karen digs the pen in deeper, just say you will go with Lord Sugar and the pain stops. Bloody hell Karen! You've got a lot of pent-up aggression there! Can laughter?

Question there? Can laughter... Shoo! Ok, ok, I'll take the deal with the Sugarman. Christ, why is it always little old me? Just last week I cleaned a strained dog's eyes so that it's sight returned and every week I helped repair the fences in the donkey sanctuary. Tuca, well, Roy, I'll get back to the den and I don't mean the home of Millwall Football Club. Tuca leaves the shop. Pleasure doing business with you, son, says Alan, and if you don't mind I'll

purchase one of these hazelnut vases. I've got a fresh one out of the kiln here! You can take it now! Alan points at the vase that's fresh out of the kiln. That's fired. That's the case there. Come after me. Karen, come on Lord Sugar, Daffy Duck's waiting for you. Okay, just send the invoice to my head office. Karen and Alan leave.

Neil is left alone. How fucking hard. That vase he took on a floor in the glaze that renders it worthless. That's a hundred and forty K I've taken in one morning. I'm Neil Hunt and I'm loving my life! Cough! Oh! I'm sorry, Andy. That was a bit of a mess, but I think it could be fun. I think it's... I enjoyed it. and conditions must be 19 years of age or older to wager. Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have any questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close

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And Bob it's Topical from Peter Algee. Imagine you are going to be enclosed in a giant Easter egg. You have only 10eg. Mae'r 10, mae'n ddweud ychydig. Mae'n ddweud 10 sefydlu i'ch gweithio'r rhan o'r rhan o'r llunio. Iel i'ch gweithio'r ysgêp sy'n gweithio'r gweithio a'r gweithio'r choclet. Cynnyddai'n gweithio? Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio? Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'r choclet, rydyn ni'n gweithio? Mae'r eisteddeg gyda'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gwe six inches? Six, eight inches. Eight inches. 10 seconds, nothing to glance around.

Nothing spanks the mind in your living room. Oh, all right, I'm sorry. A poker. Exactly what I have got. Yeah, and you're furious. It's probably what I'd run to the poker. I don't know whether that would have been a good choice. I'm instantly thinking maybe I should have took something

to apply heat. You know, like, cigarette lighter or something like that. Yeah, that would take you, it just thought to melt through eight inches of chocolate. Yeah. I don't think you'd have enough petrol in it. Yeah. I've got a diesel lighter actually. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Wish I hadn't there was a time and they said we get a diesel lighter. Yeah That's that's the future. Now I'm told no you're killing the planet. Yeah, King poison I've got a pretty hefty

King poison. I've got a pretty hefty table lamp and the base of it is heavy, very heavy. It's orange as well if that's any help to you. I think that will help you. I reckon if I took the lampshade off, removed the bulb because that could smash, I could probably force me out of the... Chip away at it. Yeah. With the little brass bit. I could be out of there in 30 seconds I reckon. Yeah. Before the air runs out. Of course there's that side of things isn't there? Of course there is, yeah. You're sealed in. I might be better with my poker to drive a little air hole through initially so I can relax into the job you want.

Wriggle the air hole and make it bigger and bigger till you get out. You got it. Getting air is your first priority. It might actually be your priority. What's not a good question? It's not a bad question. Mae'r eich eich eich gweld yn ymdill. Mae'n eich eich gweld yn ymdill. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweith space kids who like dinosaurs or things like that. I just like football, I don't understand space. You're a simple man aren't you really? In terms of space I know less than the 10

year old you know. Yeah you're not worried about stuff out there that could come on and you know interfere with our lives or you should go get on with it haven't you? If something comes along from out there it might be for the better. You're right. And I mean life's Yn ymwneud, efallai y gallwn y gallwn ymwneud yn ymwneud, mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio regarding a move that you could make in the penalty area that will guarantee that either a goal is scored or a penalty is awarded. I'm not bringing football down and if you're like digging at me to try and tell you about it. I was up for some kind of clue maybe. No. Well it does involve you having to get on the ground. Okay so if that, I don't think Mae'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i'r gweithio ar y gweithio. Felly, dwi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwybod i chi'n gwy across a back to the yeah by a high yeah my cross it not a well I think that's it it was ignored at the time right and then afterwards the coach and the referee were talking as if it was fun and so oh you could have actually awarded a penalty

then right and the referee was sort of like yes do you know what of course I should have awarded a penalty silly silly as it sounds and that's how it started yeah and they haven't changed the rules to try and counteract it no award is a penalty, silly as it sounds. And that's how it started. And they haven't changed the rules to try and counteract it. No, they're just on me. They're watching me. They just keep fulking out the money. I see people following me on the trends. Morning, I think there was someone. Yeah, from Livingston Anso, the football league's based. Yeah. Sticking with football, Adam Peter says,

if you could have any past footballers hair, either to wear yourself or to Yn ystod yw'r ffordd, Adam Peter, yna'r ffordd yw'r rhan o'r rhan o'r ffordd yw'r heir, oedd yn ymgyrch o'r ysgol, oedd yn ymgyrch o'r ddysgu'r ysgol, yw'r rhan o'r ffordd? Rwy'n meddwl i'r Llyfrgell Cymru, yng Nghymru, yng Nghymru, yng Nghymru. Yng Nghymru, yng Nghymru, yng Nghymru, yng Nghymru. Yn ymgyrch o'r ffordd, mae'n meddwl i'r ffordd, mae'n meddwl i'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r probably wouldn't wear it, but I'd like to display it. And you're home? Yeah. You couldn't smash you without an egg with it, so don't put it in your living room.

No chance, but you could sit on your ass on it. Is it that what? If I was watching you attempt, well no, if I was watching you attempt to escape. Oh, like you'd sit on the God's case that would be within. No, sit on my ass watching, counting down the time and hoping you didn't emerge. Where's the hair? It's under me ass. He's sitting in it.

Sitting on it. On it. On it. Yeah. It was just an idea. I don't think it's firm enough. I'd go Eric Gates 1987. Why? When he played for Sunderland. When he signed for Sunderland. But did he have a side path? Greasy side path.

No it was kind of just a farmer's hairstyle I'm gonna say. My tail. Oh with a mullet, I'm going to say. My tail. With a mullet element to it. Nice. It was just wild chaos, but at the same time beautiful. Do you like the darts player, the mullet? The what? Have you seen the mullet, the darts player?

No, who's he? He was in the worlds last year, got knocked out first round. I think he's German or Austrian. And he's, you know, he's the mullet. That's what it says on the back of the shirt. Familiar. Great big gorgeous mullet on him. Is he American? I don't know. I don't think so. I think he's I liked him. Good. I liked him.

I've got some topics of interest to run past you. All right, okay. Um, well, hey, just saying topic thing makes me think of one. You know, topic the chocolate bars being discontinued. That's it. Just about two months ago. Get that quite. It's a shocker, isn't it? Yeah.

Um, I mean, I just wonder what, what other chocolate bar would you, um, what other chocolate bar do you wish had been discontinued rather than the topic? ychwanegwch, ychwanegwch ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma, ychwanegwch yma 4 o 4 i bnm rysyn ni, fel y dylai'r nostalgiaeth. Rwyf i'n ddweud o'r ffordd o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o'r hyn o' Do you know the onion ring? Deep-fried onion ring. You know like lovely thought in it. Yeah. I like one of them. But have you ever actually had one that's crunchy like your hope is? Not... I have. You reckon?

But in a pub. Yeah. Not from a chippy or a takeaway. Oh I was disappointing. Just too soft. You think you're gonna go... Yeah. But you don't soggy mess up others.

I don't know how they make them Deep fry them How do they create the ring of onion? They cut an onion with a knife and it falls into rings It's just the nature of the onion I've just been cutting the onions wrong I reckon What else you got?

Winter tyres Nah, I'm bothered If I lived on a slope maybe I'd consider it but nah Gwinter tylu... Nid, nid. Felly, fel yna. Felly, nid o'n gwneud o'r slob. Felly, nid o'n gwneud o'r slob. Gwinter yn ymddangos yn gweithio'r llefnol, felly rwy'n gweithio. Llefnod, hefn.

Llefnod, hefn. Nigel Pearson, mwys ar y Llanfodd Ffynfyniadau. Mae'n ddweud o'r cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n g chi i chi'n gweithio'r gweithio, mae yna 15-20 ysgol, 15-20 ysgol. Mae'n gweithio'n cyfrif.

A wnaeth i'n Bristol, mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio. Mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n when he was in Costa Coffee in Walked Nigel Pearson, manager of Bristol City, and Moose sent me a transcript of what occurred. So here it is. Fellow behind the bar says, "'What's Bristol? Bristol a bit like that, innit?'

"'Look at that, innit?' "'You're not looking all the way.' "'You're not looking all the way. That's right, yeah.' "'Hello there, right? Can I take your name, please?' "'No.' "'You may not, young man. What business is it of yours? Or just so I can identify your order?

I'm very easy to identify as I am the bloke, the fucking vice. Is it a bit bright and close to the light? Young man, young man, I am the bloke who looks like he wants to fight you. And that is because I do want to fight you. And if I fight you, it is a fight that I will win. Oh, can I take an order? Good. What is it? Do all the way again? In all the way in it. I can't take an order without a name. In that case, my name is

best fighter because I am the best fighter in the UK and Europe. Okay, I'll use that then. Now what can I get you? I will have a large full fat latte and a fight please. Sorry we don't sell fights. Then why not fight me for free without payment but I must warn you it is a fight you will lose. Any other outcome is impossible due to my fighting prowess. I don't want to fight. I do though, because I'm an excellent fighter. What sort of... Do you make him do all these? What sort of fight do you actually mean? A British fight, using British fighting techniques, including headbutting, but no kicking. I'm an excellent headbutter and my headbutting has won me many a fight.

No, I'm alright, thanks. Do you accept? That if we had a fight it is a fight that I would win. Yeah alright yeah yeah you would win. In that case just the latte thanks. Can I have cinnamon sprinkles on it please? No, sorry, we don't stock the cinnamon sprinkles no more. The absence of sprinkles in a coffee outlet is unforgivable. Go and tell your boss that there is a fighting man out here who wants a fight about the lack of sprinkles and don't forget to inform him that it is a fight he will lose because the president of me losing a fight does not exist. I'm so sorry he's not in here today. mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, fel y president yn fwy o'r gwybod, mae'n gwybod.

Felly, rwy'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod. Mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, maewydd y dyma'r adres, os ydych chi'n gwybod, fel Nigel yn ymweld i'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gwe Bastard! Just so we can identify your order. You're Bastard! Sorry sir. Bastard!

That's my name, you nosy bastard! Okay, what can I get you sir? I'll have a camper bastard choo choo, extra bastard up with cinnamon bastard sprinkles, you bastard! I'm sorry sir, we don't do the cinnamon sprinkles anymore. Why Bastard, not you bastard! Your, that just wasn't the demand. That's bullshit you're basting. It's just basted cost cutting. This shop is a bastard for treating customers like bastards. Well, you know, we have plenty of happy customers. Yeah, happy bastards. I'm out of here and I'm not

being treated like a bastard like you, you bastard. We've got nutmegs sprinkles, a'r ddweudio'r ddweudio'r ddweudio'r ddweudio'r ddweudio. Rwy'n meddwl ymlaen, meddwl y ddweudio'r ddweudio. Mae'n meddwl, ac mae'n gweithio'r ddweudio. Mae'r ddweudio'r ddweudio'r ddweudio. Mae'n meddwl, mae'n meddwl. Mae'n meddwl. Mae'n meddwl i'r ddweudio, ac mae'n meddwl i'r ddweudio.

Mae'n meddwl i'r ddweudio'r ddweudio, ac mae'n meddwl i'r ddweudio'r ddweudio. Mae'n meddwl i'r ddweudio'r ddweudio. was I was going to say we've done a lot of waffling on but I hope that there was something to click on too. Yeah, thanks for listening everybody and bye bye bye bye. Yeah, thank you pass the buzz. See you next time. Get ready for puck drop at BedMGM, an official sports betting partner of the National Hockey League. BedMGM.com for terms and conditions must be 19 years of age or older to wager, Ontario only. Please play responsibly.

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