Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 42: Business Monkey

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

Safety with Mickey Nixon, soccer secrecy, Steve and Mark drink liquids, countryside bother, and fighting with Peter. (Rec: 28/5/24 - full version available in Club Parsnips archive)Join Club Parsnips at https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince - extra episodes, studio footage, animation, all sorts of extra stuff Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright Andy? Hi, alright there Bob how you doing? Oh Ben Sundland there with your Sparks t-shirt. Mm-hmm. Why are you wearing it? Is it so that I know you like Sparks or what's the purpose of it I wanted you to talk about it and I thought I would I'd put it on as a conversation icebreaker you could say I'll tell you what Andy I don't like it I love the band Sparks but I don't like it because

it looks like an F the first letter. Fox. It looks like you've just got a t-shirt that says Park because the two S's look like F's. Right. Oh yeah see what you mean. Sorry. Well I'll never wear it again. Nothing wrong with Parks though there's something to glorify and worship. That's a good thing. Yeah well I'll continue to wear it but with Parks in mind. You've got a mug there that's got some kind of writing on it. What's it say on that? Do you want to see it? There you go. Yeah. Happy holidays. Happy holidays. Have you had some happy holidays in the past? Never had one. No decent holidays ever. You've never had a decent holiday? Always rubbish. Look Andy, Andy, we're waffling on like a pair of,

you know, CUNs. I was just going to ask what's your favorite ever holiday but it's too late now moments gone and well I've become acutely aware Andy that it's a while since we've had any a safety bulletin from Mickey Nixon the borough lad you know that's his official name now Mickey Nixon Mickey Nixon yeah it's important stuff you know I mean I believe just like Mickey that hazard awareness is actually an all-time low Andy so I've asked Mick and he sent me a little extract from his latest safety diary so I thought you might like to hear that. Alright Chas, you're joking aren't you? So the tarmac outside me drives blistered like raised itself up you know a bit like a fucking cobra so just waiting to take me down I've told

the the council but the too busy printing fucking leaflets about some foreign hornet that's kicking the shit out of the UK bees like you know some of the edges around here need cutting back poke your eye out or knock the end off your tab mid-draw you know think about it you know if the burning end like fell on your dog might you know toad up or spew and you got a whole new slip hazard not to mention the poor aesthetics for the neighborhood like you know oh look there there goes Ron Shinz walking like he's just shit a Rubik's Cube probably on his way to Greg's for the steak bake you

know he knows he should be eating more fiber really got a stash a bog roll in his lock up with a fucking doil, one spark that will light up like a vicar farting on his thickest candle, if that happens I won't be carrying the fucking water bucket, not with my dodgy knees, honest it's like born born on born at the moment got to know your limitations safety first yeah there goes Ken Ken Bass getting thrown out of the health center probably showed his tinkle to the receptionist again that crutch he's using needs adjusting putting too much far too much strain on that on his left hip at that length. If it swells up and he needs steroids there isn't a quack in the North East that will treat him with his record of exposing himself. If he falls near me there's nothing I can do with my bone on fucking bone

knees and I can't phone for help because I dropped my phone off the motorway bridge when I was playing Las Vegas poker Kings wasn't for the railings that have been a goner too. Safety first. Whoa broke over there in the little car park having a shit on a pack of two frozen turkey breasts I look with I think it's called a tees side marinade but you don't need me to tell you that you don't need me to tell you that without a bit of yogurt it's not gonna do the job downpite there on the front of the bookies come off its housing anytime soon that could come down come off completely fall on a toddler an

unsuspecting migrant safety first you know Oi Oi mate get off that kiddies roundabout can't you see your big fucking feet are creating a rut in the surrounding soil if a kid approaches the thing then it could bang its head on the stanchions wobble its brains to the shit house and back start him talking like a fucking goose NANI A business fuck off mate nah it never fuckers is it and meanwhile A&E fills up with the voidables

safety first mate what's in your plaggy bag anyway just a bit of washing Meanwhile A&E fills up with the voidables Safety first mate What's in your plaggy bag anyway? Just a bit of washing Taking it to the laundrette Wife's refusing to do any washing Until I do something about the insects On the mattress lake

Oh fair enough But if you decide to spray the mattress Do it outside, you know, keep the room well ventilated to spray the mattress do it outside you know keep the room well ventilated bloke over there from council blowing leaves from one place to another stirring up all sorts of fucking cack and allergens what's wrong with a fucking broom and shovel he's not even wearing safety glasses one kick back of that shite and his eyes will frazzle like mouse piss on a hot griddle Safety first lad, safety first

So that's nice of him, some good advice there Andy from Mickey Mickey Nixon That's good, A&E there, inundated with avoidables Which is a shame Avoidables, yeah Do you want a name Andy, I've got some for you I got choice of names yeah go on then this one you might like because it's kind of like a Russian sort of spy name Ilya Muskovsky yeah Ilya Muskovsky yeah you can see yourself can't you with a fur coat

and a fur hat yeah I like it a it. A smart bird on your, in your hat. In the shadows of Moscow. Yeah. Oh, I must watch that film. What's the Gorky Park? That's a good Russian. I like them Russian spy. That's an old one though, isn't it? Yeah. But Cold War stuff's good stuff, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, he's a Russian cardiac surgeon stroke sniper. He learned his skills on the internet and has a 37% death rate for both his jobs. That's good. I like that. You like him? I like him. You like the look of him don't you?

Is that the only choice I've got? No you've got Ken Roast, loves a rotisserie chicken and a Toby large plate buffet. Currently lost in the Australian outback as of yesterday no one is looking for him is that it or can I be no you know the business monkey what about the business monkey he presents a financial current affair show live every morning from the planet of the apes and does the statistics are going along under the bottom of the screen like tip-toe style yeah planet of the apes stats yeah that'll be the business monkey it's a strong offering to be quite honest I'll take business monkey nice to be doing it

with your business monkey thank you very much. You mentioned a death rate there on that, what was it, a cardiac... Cardiac surgeon sniper. That reminded me, I was reading about a death rate of Robert Liston who was a surgeon, a British surgeon and I'll just tell you about his most famous case. It was an amputation. He amputated a leg in under two and a half minutes. But the patient sadly died afterwards in the hospital ward from gangrene. This is like, early 19th century. So the patient died. He also amputated the fingers of his young assistant who also died afterwards and he slashed

through the court tales of a distinguished surgical spectator who was so terrified that he himself had been slashed by the knife that he fainted from fright and then died of shock. So he had a 300% death rate on one single operation. One single operation killed three people killed three people yeah well what's he called rod and lister robert liston yeah well done robert yeah i thought i'd mention that soon as you mentioned oh you also mentioned the downpipe as well i've just had the downpipe unblocked this very morning how about that for coincidence wow where was it blocked bottom top middle middle oh that's a nasty block isn't it?

they fell out of dismantle the entire pipe it was bunged up with mulch you know rotten leaves. yeah so gotta keep them clear Andy or it's a world of pain. yeah I'll learn from it I tell you that learn the hard way. I haven't seen the new 8th film yeah I can't can't wait I love it. You're gonna go and see it in the cinema? Well I don't know about that because they've changed the hot dog at the oldie and I've heard and to be honest with you I only go at the pictures for the hot dog. All the films are shit aren't they? Yeah there's nothing good anymore. I've had a correspondence do you remember the secret soccer superstar? Oh yeah.

Anonymous contributor from the world of football. Yeah. He sent some of it in, might be good, might not be. Let's just have a listen and see what he says. Have a listen. Loads of modern footballs are both statistics and data these days. Well it used to be like that when I was a player as well. Back then every player would be rated either as R-Rate, Canny Good, Top or Top

Top. At the end of each season every one of us players would be given a special card by the manager. It had your photo on and your name and your age and also a list of your statistics or what they now call data. For example you'd be rated for your speed, your shot power, your best keeper you'd be score, right through to your hairstyle, how good you were at solving riddles and even how pretty your lass was. The whole squad then used to play a game with all the cards and that's how Top Trumps was invented I think. It's different now because all the players get readouts on their telephones but I like the old way better. There you are. Guy, he always talks sense like for hisira but I wish I knew who it was do you know who it is?

I don't know Frank Lampard? Nah I don't think he's more northern than Frank and he's not Malcolm McDonald is it? Could be he played in the north but he wasn't northern so again probably not Andy big thanks once again to the good people and infinity rocket plastics I see yeah yeah they've I've got a short feed that provided me with from Steve McLaren smart TV and his sonos sonos sound system mm-hmm so what they inserted or uploaded a hot derrick into them systems using

what what did what did moose say reverse doughnut technique I read about that yeah stole it from some Iranian hackers that that they kidnapped the infinity lads kidnapped them at a laser gun convention in Gothenburg so that's a nice city to kidnap Iranians in isn't it Andy? Yeah this time of year is nice there yeah. So Steve's at home putting a picture in with Casper hanging a couple of 10 Hargs puffer jackets I think it's more the gilet ones you know onto a clothes dryer along with a couple of short sleeve sport shirts and a few of Casper's fun hoods so Steve's the first to speak. I'm fed up Casper I really am. Why should I have to do all ten hags washing? He even has the gall to shout at me if I don't

dry it flat. What what's that Casper? No we'll not tell him to fuck off back to Holland he's my bloody boss and if I love this job, we would have to sell the fun and laughter chocolate bar factory Does he hear a knock on the door then and they it's Steve's mate Mark Lawrence and Do come in I'm sorry, but I'm in a bit of a tizzy tizzy fizz of a ten hard making me do his clothes watching washing of a tizzy fiz over ten hard making me do his clothes washing. Oh just get on with it Steve it's not like there's anything else you can do for the club. That's not true Mark I supervise the maintenance and design choices of all the carpeting for the club down to Casper.

Casper I suppose so. And did they pay you for that? Well it goes through the books. I don't actually get a penny I just do it for the love of the carpets and the weave and the weft. Well that could be a bit dodgy for the financial fair play Steve. I'd keep dibbidi-doo-dah sultanas about that if I were you. I suppose you're right. Do you want a cup of tea Mark? No my prostate's swollen right up. No fluids for me. But thanks to Dibbidi Doudar bananas and custard for the offer. Casper turns on the telly.

They've settled down to watch Four in a Bed on All Four. Me and Casper love this show. Hey Mark, Caspar and me have come up with a new laughter and sunshine juicy drink. Would you give it a try and tell us what you think? Nya, a liquid, just a sip. What are you going to call it? Well, it's inspired by my love for Casper and the idea of bubbles of hope and friendship exploding in your mouth. So we came up with Love Bubble Juice.

It will make your heart laugh is the slogan. So Steve pours some of the pinky blue liquid into a plastic tumbler for Mark. Mark has a sip, then another and then he downs the rest of the glass. Oh my dippity doo da doughnuts! That is wonderful! I think you're on to a winner there Steve. What's the special taste? I can't put my finger on it. Well it's a sea page, or residue if you like, that Casper deposits if he's having a day full of laughter and cuddles at this moment tenar suddenly marches into the room can you do tenar again?

oh tenar? tenar is Dutch isn't he? yeah oh my puffer puffer is ready Steve McLaren oh they're just drying ten be ready in about ten minutes i reckon would you like a glass of love bubble juice whilst you wait? It's based on the idea of an epic love story that evolves over the course of a sip. I'll give it a try. Ten as a sip, then another sip, then down to the whole glass in one. Oh, this love bubble juice is sensational. What are its properties, Steve McLaren? Just laughter, fun, gladness, cuddles and love. I'm glad you like it.

Like it? I love it. I'm its slave. I need to swim in it until I turn into pure liquid love. Mark starts to squirm and shake in the easy chair his beige slacks slowly covering in piss and foam dripping from his mouth ten hag collapses on the floor piss streaming all over his Armani jeans and a custody form coming from his mouth and nose mark Dibbidi-doo-dah puddles of love and sweet, sweet friendship! Take me into the light of love with the dancing lady Eps! Bloody hell Caspar, what is that stuff in the drink? Caspar replies, Fentanyl.

Fuck's sake Caspar, that's a class A, I've told you stick to the C's or prescription only's Steve falls to the floor piss streaming down the side of his nylon shorts onto the carpet Caspar turns up the TV settles down into the cushion and turns the channel over to Breaking Bad and that's all I got Andy from them but thanks Infinity Rocket yeah more than enough that unexpected turn of events but here's the close season I suppose. There's gonna be pace isn't there? Shall we have some questions from the the Parsonippers? Yeah why not? Let's have a look. I got one. It's a basic question from Slimmy C. Why does it have that

bit at the end? He says or she says. I think I think it's just cause it would just spill out everywhere. Otherwise I think wouldn't it? Well, I'm going to be smart. I was a smart ass and said, because it's a drill. Do you get it? Got a bit. Oh yeah. That's that's one for the, uh, athletic or parsnips Christmas cracker set that we are preparing.

Um, Mike shared Mike shared, which side are you shooting your penalty? Me, I'd make the keeper commit before I decide Andy. Do you think you would? Would you give him the eyes? I'd use techniques. You have techniques do you? Yeah, why should I give them away? I'm not saying because he'll just write it down on a fucking water bottle somewhere and keep it Just in case a penalty shootout occurs when I'm there. So no comment on that one. What else we got?

Here's the one. This is from Georgia it's more of an event than a question What kind of a question at the end the other day? I was in my local McDonald's a bloke came in and had a breakfast at 1050 a.m Ten minutes before breakfast ended. Yeah, It appeared to be a mighty muffin meal. He says he then cleared his tray went to the toilet came back and sat down and proceeded to order a large double quarter pounder cheeseburger meal with a side of chicken nuggets as the main menu serving had then begun at 11am, is this the most efficient feeding experience

that's ever occurred? Well, I mean, I haven't eaten today Andy, and I always find... Oh shit no! When you're hungry, the lure of the McDonald's is extraordinary. It's intense isn't it? When you're hungry. So I'm thinking to myself, yeah the man man done well I could go and do that right now. Do you want to wrap this episode up now? I always get the little the night yeah I don't know it's still 99p I just get the little hamburger little cheeseburger and chips and a milkshake. The milkshake is getting a bit tricky to drink with this new straw in it have you had one recently? I have had one recently yeah just it just disintegrates doesn't it before you finish

the milkshake yeah and you can't get any any power on it. Carly Mendoza says chocolate or plain digestives disgust? Well that's interesting I do like them both Andy do. I do like them both. I think the plane cuts through a bit more you know with the team the the the one with plain chocolate on McVeigh's is the greatest biscuit on earth as far as I'm concerned oh well there you go I agree with you but I've had the white chocolate one Andy I haven't knows is

any good it's fucking shit shit thought it might be honestly shit thought it might be when I was a kid you used to have the plain digestive but with you're gonna be surprised by this with butter on it oh for fucks sake man why would you do that alongside buttered wheatnabix

have you tried it no I've never tried it Andy but like try it then it just seems a bit strange to me. It seems like a bit insipid a bit like I Don't know tasteless Stop it. I was a kid. I had a different palette back then we all did it might be I don't know I haven't done it recently I've said that my favorite breakfast cereal someone did ask us this my favorite breakfast cereal shredded wheat I don't suppose that's exactly tasty. Is it I just put lots of sugar on it

Quiz Andy join a quiz. Yeah. All right. Here's me quiz. It goes like this Andy burger Ring goes nuts Ringo's wet wipes give me just a little more time time time time Iceland Andy to locate you we're Iceland yet yes in price order cheap to most expensive or vice versa, these three items. Four onion bargy burgers. Mmm. Six pack Golden Wonder cheese and onion ringos. Mm-hmm. One packet Andrex flushable aloe vera wet wipes. You got them Andy? Let's go. This is incredibly

difficult you haven't even you know presented me with items from the same kind of range. No I know it's tricky. We're all over the shop here. Yeah. Right. You're not a child anymore you can cope with this. One pack of wipes you say. One pack And rex flushable aloe vera wet wipes golden wonder cheese and onion ring goes for frozen onion bargy burgers there's a premium with them being flushable they're gonna cost more I think the cheapest is the ring goes right I think for onion bargy burgers are they regular burger size size? Yes. God, we haven't there. Look like quarter pounders. Gosh, they sound good. You mentioned them last time. I'm probably thinking about them a lot.

Erm... What's the most expensive of them are the wipes? Wipes, most expensive. Yes. Bargy burgers in the middle. Ringo's cheapest. Nah, you fucked up Andy. Most expensive four onion bargy burgers, £2.

Second most expensive six pack cheese and onion ringos, £1.35. Cheapest flushable wet wipes, £1. Sorry Andrew, so sorry. Humiliation. Oh well, humiliation for me there. I've been out yesterday in the countryside. Right. Are you aware of that tree that got pulled down?

Sycamore, yeah. The Sycamore Gap. I was up where that is, where it's just a gap now basically. But it's really striking because there's a weird vibe because if you've've been there before if you're aware of the area, you know There should be a tree there and you look and it's not and it's it there's a very distinct sense of loss Yeah, so I'm taking a few photographs of it because I've got photographs of when the tree was there Yeah, I thought I'd take some of the gap. I can't compare and contrast Just stood this little voice behind me just went seen you That's him there yeah I thought I'd take some of the gap comparing contrast just did this little voice behind me just went seen you. Oh that's him. Jeremy Corbyn. Jeremy

Corbyn. Jeremy fucking Corbyn he says seen you there laddie snapping some pictures of fuck all to put on your socials make yourself look all thoughtful and nice. I was just trying to just you know add to the collection of photographs I've already got just to compare and contrast. I says anyway what are you up to up here? It's some campaigning for the election! And I thought that's that's a bit weird because you you're standing in Islick North for MP yeah and this very much Northumberland and not Islick North he says never fucking mind that my message is universal he says hey what's

your best tenure as MP for Islick North? Who is this? I thought I've never been I've never been an MP for Islick North or anywhere else I just went zero you know I conceded straight away I said zero he says ah go on ask me mine ask me my best tenure as MP for Islick North this is all right what's your best tenure for MP is Islick North Jeremy what does it 400 975.2 that wasn't even a number no if you listen to what he just right Not a number, but I just I just said nothing. He's been there since 1983 right 40 41 years So I said, all right you you win again jazz

And then all of a sudden this fella comes out from behind a hill a hillock nearby Zipping up his fly. King Charles. It's the King. King Charles? His Majesty. Yeah yeah. Corbyn shouts to him, that better chas! The King goes, rock and fucking roll Jez! I'd give it ten minutes though if I were you! it's no fun with you! So I said hello to the King, bowed, as you meant to. I said, Your Majesty, are you allowed to be involved in general election campaigning? He said, I'm the fucking King now, I can do whatever the fuck I like! Sorry, fair enough,

fair enough. I said, you haven't been well though. It's nice to see you out and about I'm as fit as a fucking fiddle bee you little pipsqueak. You know what the missus has started calling me King fucking Kong Alright fair enough fine. He says you want to see my muscles and I declined didn't see them Cora Corbin says leave him chassis's Labour don't waste your breath and the King just says to Jeremy here's a snack for you and he gets one of them baby bells but it's massive yeah massive baby bell with a royal crest on the front and he chucked it away down the hill and Corbyn starts rolling off down the hill. You know like that cheese thing they do? That cheese chase that they would be doing at the bank holiday? You done

that? After this massive baby bell? I just wandered off at that point. I thought there's nothing here for me. Could be a vote winner that tumble if anyone got a video of it like... It could be, yeah. But that's how the election's going in case you're wondering. No, that's very interesting. Both, they're-offs though, aren't they Andy? You know what I mean? I think so. I know you're polite to them, but honestly... They're anti-social, I think.

Do you reckon? Both of them, yeah. I've been contacted an update from Peter Beasley Andy if you're interested always interested alright Bob so summer's on its way you know a bit of luck it'd be nice to go down to the bus station you know have a check in and a bottle of oasis on the lower wall like there's um one of one of those street food wagons is opened up around the corner of the bus station you know and it sells all sorts of wraps chicken chickpeas you know that kind of foreign stuff

lamb ones mince i always hear a have a pump for chicken you know because I like the stripes you get from the grill and I find chicken to be a very clean mate you know. And the lasso runs it uses, you know I'm spongy but with a thin rough dark green surface it's like a bit scratchy scratchy rough rough raspy raspy and and then a thick yellow foam side that's very absorb absorbant and softy softy sucky sucky uppy. Anyway so she uses them so I'm not probably probably gonna get her a star you know. She's a standard and you also cause I like what she's doing. Yeah so I might go down the wall this afternoon, the rain holds off and the wife wants one of her long sleeps you know without me in the house like.

Oh I don I dug that. So, last week, you know, listen to this, Bob. Like, I was out of the front of the house spraying the weeds on the path, you know. Like with the spray gun, when Nigelel Pearson you know, that he appeared at the gate Are you Peter Beardsley? Yeah, are you Nigel Pearson? What do you want Nigel Pearson?

I would like to have a fight with you I would like to have a fight with you. I would like to have a fight with you here in your front yard. Why do you want to fight with me Nigel Peason? We've never even met and nor have I ever spoken ill of you. That's of no interest to me. What is of interest is participating in a fight with you here in your front yard but I have no reason to fight you Nigel Pearson and at this point you open the gate and I throw a crisp wrapper on my lawn so I says pick

that up and he says what say we have a fight and the loser of that fight picks up the packet and eats it in recognition of his defeat. No, it's not that Nigel Pearson, I'll pick it up myself, no big deal, I've got a little bin over there just by the lead down pipe. That crisp packet is my property, if you touch, I will fight you and be warned it is a fight you will lose Due to my excellent British fighting skills Well at this moment Anthony Gordon passes by on his way to the Chinese, you know for a dose of the old MSG

What's it carry lads? You got a beef brewing? Nigel Pearson wants to fight me Oh mads that! He's threatening to touch my crisp packet without permission Oh mads that! Nigel Pearson is boss! British technique fighter! You want to be careful that! Er, you know Anthony Anthony would you phone the police for me and report Nigel Pearson no way I'm not having nothing to do with the business all over the crisp packet how mad is that

anyway gotta go and get me MSG be lucky so that was no help and the mention of MSG Bob has got me all yearning for Chow Mee-An you know and I don't matter to the story like but anyway Nigel Pearson started walking down the path towards me with his fists out of you know like a proper old-fashioned boxer so I held up me spray you know in what you go like a defensive move and Nigel Pearson if this gets in your eyes it will knock him right up and your vision will turn to shy for a bit so I would back off if I was Nigel Pearson Nigel Pearson well before I had a chance to do a natural he grabbed me on my neck and started throttling me.

You are now in a fight and you are already losing that fight which to be honest was inevitable. He began to lift me like off the air by my neck and I was beginning to have trouble actually breathing and suddenly his eyes widened with what looked like Nigel Pearson fear and he dropped me to the floor you know like a sack of brass hands so I turned my head to see my wife striding down the path he's just in a baggy t-shirt with a fanny on full display, mate. How fucking dare you lift my Peter up off the fucking floor! We were having a fight, a fight that I was winning.

Well how about you fight me you fucking lanky dail, because believe me that is a fight you will fucking lose it's all right love this is between me and Nigel Pearson shut the fuck up Peter well with that the wife ripped up one of the paving slabs and threw it like you know a Chinese star weapon right in the Nigel Pearson's face you know instant blood and all pain as he fell on the floor agony she stood over him with one foot on his throat and he saw half whispered that were not British fighting moves so technically Harry may an undefeated UK rules fighter. I couldn't give a fuck and if I see you around these parts again I will lamp you so disastrously that your chin

will poke out of your fucking ass and your face will collapse like a fucking sandcastle on Seaham Beach in a fucking thunderstorm Well, Nigel Pearson, I peeled himself off the floor and scuttled out out of the gate, down the road. Oh, thanks, love. Well, I gotta admit, I was in a bit of a bother there. Nobody, and I mean nobody, fucking picks on my Peter. Yeah, apart from you, love. Yes, apart from fucking me. Now fuck off for a

couple of hours will ya. I want one of me long sleeps. So that was me little incident Bob with Nigel Peasies. Quite a good day then because I got to the bus station and I have a nice lumpy lumpy chicken chow mein from the Chinese chippy light and no other news then about than that really so I'll just give you a couple of jokes my old joke but before I go Bob so last night me and the wife we watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV like. Do you know what they say? Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like a banana. how do you stop moles digging up your garden obviously you hide the spades yeah so that's just that bub pay you get back to your wife now, one Peter Beesley, see you Bob.

Well that was a, I think he's nearly got his head kicked in by the sound of it. Very nearly, very nearly did, but the thing about Carol, Mrs Beesley, you know, she doesn't like him, but she's loyal to him. Yeah, definitely, it was nice to see that actually. Like she said there, if anyone's gonna give him a fucking good eye, then it's gonna be her and nobody else.

I like that. I like that level of loyalty. That's the end of it for now. Oh well I've enjoyed that Andy. Nice to say hello to the Parsnippers. Hello Parsnippers, thank you for supporting us through these troubled times. How is your health by the way? Do you care less? No you don't. Not really first but I just thought I'd ask anyway. No and finally do you reckon Paul Simon still says you can call him out? Oh for fuck's sake. I mean it was 1986 he's pretty sick of it now people calling him out left right and centre. Yeah alright. I don't know

thought you might have an insight on it. Okay see you Andy. Ta-ra. See you all!