Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 45: Japanese Street Food Van

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

A lanky song, catchphrases, Crime Files, Littlepodding, a quiz, Mick goes shopping and more format theft.(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 1/9/24 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Yeah. We started starting? Yes, let's start starting. How are you doing? Alright, we've started. I'm alright, yeah. Plain t-shirt. Just a black t-shirt. I've become increasingly paranoid about the feedback that I get from you whenever I wear anything that's not completely plain and boring. So what's the black thing you're trying to look like an architect or something?

Yeah, yeah. Listen. But it's day off because it's Sunday. Yeah. I'm wearing a white t-shirt. A boy from Levi's, you know the shit Levi's shop and I'm not very happy with it Andy it's got too low neck yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't I'm walking around town with people go no listen I'm

gonna start the song and the alright about that about that it's called uh lanky bastards let's give it a go shall we all right if computers gonna be or whatever but just let's see if it works andy yeah all right lanky bastards are not bothered by offense and lanky people are great at self defence lanky fellas can pluck doggy bags from a tree and long legged lasses can adjust your aerial for free low fat yoghurt's healthy but it tastes like willow bark feta cheese is cubable but no tastier than quark cottage cheese is flowable but then so is engine oil tomorrow i will kill again this time in Donegal. Yeah there you go. It's just to get

people in the mood Andy. Yeah I've true that'll have worked and if you're listening in Donegal give an eye out tomorrow because he's gonna be on the prowl. I have got a couple of names for you to consider if you like to go on then you bastard you can be organic Johnson organic Johnson any more in for just awesome all I've got is up-and-coming sausage vendor from the outskirts of Norfolk he operates in the increasingly popular wild sausage scene that wild sausage scene is getting crowded Andy what's the next one? You could be Ken Sentance. He will talk over everything

you say and when you try to call him out on it he hisses, hisses at you till you back down and he is capable of a hiss lasting up to two minutes. Well Ken Sentance I was initially keen but I think it'd be useful to send out to destroy an enemy I don't want him in my life for to be so sure or you can be honky-tonk I'm gonna be hungry I'm gonna be good old honky-tonk hey Andy Andy Andy do you remember do you remember when fish and chips were wrapped in newspaper yeah yeah yeah you remember that yeah funny and it we remember it and you would get ink on your brass hand from the vinegar and you

were out of Pearson's brass hand stain remover and you cried so hard that your eyeballs shrank and fell out on your Ritz and sausages do you remember those days Andrew I like doing them a bit hey do you remember when they used to show two films at the cinema? Yeah, and in the interval you get hot dog and Mustard would drip in your brass arm that hint and influence its movement and you'd scream so hard your face would turn in on itself Revealing two little sparrows one flies off to Barclays Bank one to Lloyds Bank and both explored on entering the respective Buildings do you remember how that used to happen? one alloys back and both explored on entering the respective buildings do

you remember of that you so often okay yeah sorry apologies that was good it's very good I've got a couple of questions from the person it was I wanted to address that I thought quite important I should do okay early on in the episode first one this is from Oliver Diprose says what is the difference between mud and dirt I saw that and it's difficult in it I mean I started thinking to myself that mud's always outdoors whereas dirt can be under the fridge on top of your roof in your gutters but I didn't get much further than that I mean they're very similar I think moisture levels I think

once you get dirt and it becomes a certain moisture then it's mud but I don't know where you draw the line you know I think there's a little bit of Americanism sort of like crep creeping in I think mud and dirt Very similar in America, but traditionally they're not here mud stuff you find outside On the earth surface and dirt what you know, like what gets into your house and under your nails Do you still regard dried mud as mud? Would you say it switched to dirt at that point? God dried mud as mud would you say it switched to dirt at that point? No I don't think it switches to dirt I think it switches to a building building brick doesn't it? Something like that. Right yeah I think we've hit a dead end. It's a dead end Andy it's a great question but I've so little time to

think I just thought maybe dirt's an indoor thing but you can have dirty outdoors. Yeah okay. Sorry. The other one that stood out Lewis Markham says if Bistow do thought maybe dirt's an indoor thing but you can have dirty outdoors yeah okay sorry that's that's stood out lewis markham says if bistro do different flavored gravies do you think borrel should do different flavors too i think a chicken borrel would be a revelation but then there was an immediate reply from andrew turner who said they do a chicken bottle already and it's magnificent get this he says like 200 roast chicken squeezed into a jar Wow I had no idea I know I do I mean I'm a big bovril drinker yeah me not big bovril drinker but I always have it in the house and then occasionally someone asked in there Andy what why I'm on it the

football match taste so much nicer yeah Yeah. Yeah, I think you're James. I think No, well done. I've just dropped me me goblet the Yeah, the watching McCoy I saw not so long back. I was at Millwall or someone I noticed that it's pre powdered in the cups now the bottle at the match. So they've probably got a perfect amount Yeah, and rather than having to because you use the sort of liquid at home, don't you? Liquid, the gunge. I mean it might.

I use the powder. Oh, you can get it for home use, can't you? You can get the pre-powdered cups, like in a pack of ten, B&M. Oh, you fucker. I don't know if you still can. That's not good for the planet though, is it? I didn't, the first question I saw was like there's tinned planet though, is it? The first question I saw was like there's tinned water now, is that true?

Yeah, yeah, you ask for some fucking mineral water, it comes in a can because the can's recyclable more so than a plastic bottle is. Yeah, you drink your water out of a can, it's mad. I mean, it feels like a development too far for me. I mean, I don't mean to sound like an old bastard But the whole markets a creation in it. I drink out the top the tops of four yeah, I Honestly will never understand it and I'll never understand that business

I was just watching you one side of kitchen yesterday morning. Yeah, hopefully yeah How did you feel about having to eat live on national television? Just eating You were doing some eating weren't you? Did you feel weird? It looked weird? I mean, I've done it before with cameras about and they I mean I'm always a bit conscious because I really when I'm watching one of those cookery programs I really inspect people's like technique and see whether they're you know if they're picky or if they're enjoying it so I thought the safest thing is just to tuck in yeah cuz some nice stuff self-conscious yeah there was some nice stuff and I got a nice beer and I

publicized me book yeah what's a lot of a car or what book I mean what book yeah I hope people will give it a go and I've got some new catchphrases I'm working on okay I want to run three of them by you see what you think about okay first first catchphrase I don't mind oh you don't is there a sort of South Gloss dish of accidentally. Yeah, I don't mind. I don't want but a bit of a pause in between each word Don't mind. Okay. I'll let that one rest and ferment And then we've got could you cut it into five slices? Yeah, and then third one is you don't piss on it you piss in it hmm I like the first one best only the first one oh don't mind yeah and let's see if

we can get it in in the rest of this can I do a crime file Zandro? Fucking yeah. Go on then let's do one. Crime file. The Riverside village of Ironbridge is located on the bank of the River Severn in the heart of the Ironbridge Gorge. With a population of under 4,000 it is considered one of the most pleasant and peaceful places to live in the north of England. That was

until the 19th of September 2023 when Ironbridge was the scene of a terrible grotesque and heinous occurrence. Oh fuck, come on. There it is. Yes. What? What? That one's like, is that a car or a motorbike? Nice. Tucked just behind the riverside shops along a narrow cobbled alley, inside a converted

stable block was the nonsense pottery of Neil Hunt. That morning he was busy putting the finishing touches to a pottery vase that had been commissioned by the local Bowls Club as the trophy for their upcoming annual Bowls Blast Competition. Rod Stewart was on the radio speaking about his new turbo... Speaking about his new turbo powered beetroot gun, the door opened and into the showroom warped Michael Van Gogh in. Pardon me. I thought it deserved one of them. It does.

No? Definitely. What the hell are you and what do you actually want? This is a nonsense pottery, not a clown club for the slack-minded! Oh fuck Michael Van Gogh, I am MVG, the Dutch dance player. I am much feared on the circus. MVG? What does that stand for? Mr. Very Gravelly? Mr. Very Goddam Peanuty? No, that would be MVG, P. I'm Michael Van Gogh. Pleased to meet you. Good for you. Darts player you say? I doubt it very much. Look how high your arse is. You can barely walk, let alone throw a set of darts. to counterbalance the extreme forward lead I use when drawing the dots.

Also, my wife could use it as a shelf when I'm watching the tumble dryer go round and round and she's using the Brasso. I hate Brasso. I much prefer Dura Glitz. Look, what is it that you want? What is it you actually want? What are you doing here? Do you have a purpose? Why are you here? I'm looking for a nice vase that could be a present for the wife who has recently learned to bark. What sort of thing would she like? I like the vase you are working on now. What does the pattern depict? If you don't mind, we'll ask you that question.

It's a random series of hoops and circles that represent the feelings associated with a plate of calamari that's lukewarm, gone rubbery. My wife loves her calamari rubbery and on the cold side of tepid. I'd like to give her that as a gift. How much?" Well it's worth at least £2,000 but I'm afraid it's not for sale. It's a special commission for the Bowles Club. Jesus wept! Neil flinches as a dart rushes past his cheek, grazing it slightly and only as much as MVG intended. as much as MVG intended.

that was just a warning sell me that calamari pattern vase or suffer the consequences how dare you throw pointy arrows at me inside my own shop get out before I throw you out you Dutch cunt whoosh another dart is thrown hitting Neil right on the shoulder blade and causing him to cry out in pain I dare you throw a second pointy arrow at me do you know who I am I'm Neil Hunt nonsense Potter and I'll have you know my brother-in-law is a debt collector and he owns an electric prod thing that makes his shit on impact Get out of my shop!

Woosh! Another arrow hits Neil in the centre of his forehead He pulls it out and can feel the blood trickling down his face Oh fuck, erm... No... MVG has another dart in his hand. The next one will be right in the centre of one of those eyes that you see with. You have five seconds to sell me the vase.

Neil realises he is defeated. He needs that eye as one of the things he uses to see through. Why is it always little old me? I recarved the no parking sign outside Saviors Church last week and I gave all my old smocks to the artist collective at the community hub. Three, two... Okay, okay, have the fucking VARs! Michael van Gogh and places two grand on the desk and waddles out of the shop with the VARs. That Dutch fuck doesn't know up from down. I can knock another one of these up for less than 20 quid.

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Hello, I'm Dominic Littlewood. Welcome along to another episode of the Dominic Little Pod. My special guest this week is a legendary comedian, a host of Celebrity Squares, Family Fortunes and Bob's Full House it's none other than Bob Monkhouse thank you very much carry on Bob Monkhouse I hope I hope it's it's Bob Mortimer again don't I'm not Monkhouse it's what it's Bob Mortimer again not Monkhouse sorry it's been a mix up I've been trying to get Monkhouse on for ages but he's not returning my calls never mind all right there's Bob Mortimer again, well let's start there, here's some questions for you Bob

I'm thinking about having a midlife crisis and you look like you've had one or two in your time have you got any tips? well try and have it a convenient time are you looking for a rest looking to you know step out of the of the fast lane for a while but a little bit something like that yeah maybe christmas do you think it's good christmas is a really good time yeah or just after christmas how long are you going to break down for a couple of months so oh yeah i think so maybe maybe start of december right through the end of january something like that that's a really good choice don't really good choice i'm thinking about getting a Vespa and a wig.

Yeah Vespa you look amazing on it you would look so much younger. Thanks very much that's good alright I doubt. Christmas two punks. How many nectar points you got? I haven't got any I did get the nectar apt done but I've never used it I always forget really? yeah. that's a dead end then. yeah how many have you got? you got a whole load of them? I'm not prepared to say. if you wanted to offload them I know a bloke who would take them off your heads no I've got none soz. nah I'll tell him because he was asking you're on here today to plug your new book you got ten seconds go on. I'm a your book the hotel avocado it's some thrilling it's romantic it's got large fruit in it it's got ten seconds I think pretty much yeah I've written a couple of books myself but I don't think the world's quite ready for

him yet so I've approached any book shops yeah you know about putting them on the shelves yet okay you're not not gonna unleash until you're gonna choose the time yeah well I don't think the world's ready for them yet yeah I mean I don't mind I was thinking of it as a catchphrase done me mate suggested it yeah oh you don't mind so I'm sorry that myself you know you know interested in know what me books are about off done they what your books about with a fiction of fact so what thank you what one of those about a cop but he also breaks the law that's quite a twist isn't it also is a bad cop yeah yeah nice what a good it wasn't it wasn't cool that it was just

called mark Martin it was called that's his name But I think I'll change it to bad cop because that's more appropriate. Why not Martin bad cop But oh even better now we're cooking The other words about a robot that gets a human heart put in it by a scientist and a robot falls in love with a tall actress And also the site is tall wife He really likes tall women. It sounds like Nicole Kidman could play that part couldn't she she's tall oh write that down Nicole Kidman I've never heard of her but yeah have you got any thoughts about tall women? well my wife's a tall woman you know yeah they seem

alright to me right okay sorry hello group that you've sampled there but it seems to work for you seems to work it I've got a new walk coming on on me finger anything I could do to stop it in its tracks well I'm my mom used to say that you bury an onion in the garden I don't know whether it works right right sense ludicrous but I'll try it I'll try anything give it a go to my honest that's the end I ain't got a song this time. The songs haven't been very popular when I've done them so I won't do one but I'll just end with my

favorite line that I always like to sing so thanks for coming on thanks for listening to the Dominic I've got a quiz for you Andy which I think you might really enjoy right not just not going to catch you out I just thought oh Andy will enjoy that right called quack boing Tesco extra peanuts flack zing Empire oh yeah crash whack B&Q give me just a little more time time time simple Andy which one you go either way furthest away or nearest distance distance from the Stadium of Light, as the crow flies, of the Tesco Extra, B and Q, of the City Hall. Oooh. Can you picture them? I can picture them. Tesco Extra. Can you picture them? I can picture them.

Tesco Extra. Tesco Extra is the nearest. Okay, that's what you're saying. And then, oh, because of course the river winds around. It's as the crow flies, Andrew. I'm trying to put myself into the mind of a crow right now. Tesco extra. I've got to go City Hall then B&Q but I'm not sure. Tesco nearest yeah? Yeah Tesco then City Hall then B&Q.

Oh lucky Andy. It's B&Q's near isn't it? No it's Tescos you were right then B and Q then C. Oh lucky Andy. But can you tell me did you enjoy it? No I found it quite tense. No but thanks for doing it anyway. Okay I thought you might enjoy it. I was in Sports Direct Andy. Yeah? Buying a new 10 pack of socks or underpants or whatever when I heard Mick McCarthy just up from me talking to one of the assistants so I'll tell you how it went how much is this multi pack of bastard socks I'm sorry I'd be grateful if you didn't use that language sir. What bastard language? You know fine well. What bastard? Look there you go again. There's nothing wrong with bastard you bastard. Look I'm afraid

I must ask you to leave the shop and be warned I'm already three weeks into my territorial army training so I'm no pushover how bastard push you over you bastard get me the bastard manager yeah you're actually speaking to him oh so you're a managerial bastard well let me ask you again how much is this multi-pack of bastard socks right that's it get out of the shop go on get out the shop you you you you go on say it you think I'm a bastard and you'd be bastard right I'm going nowhere son until I get the bastard price on this multi-park a lady assistant comes over is there a problem here sir yes sir

bastard is your bastard manager told me to leave the bastard shop just because I want to know the price of a bastard multi-pack of socks did you say manager sir because I am the manager of this establishment he told me he was bastard manager. Why the little bastard. What's your game son pretending to be the manager. What a bastard thing to do. I'm sorry boss. I just didn't want to get you involved. Well I am now aren't I you hopeless bastard. He very nearly called me a bastard as well didn't you you bastard. How dare you treat a customer like that. Go on you you're fired get out of the bastard shop yeah good bastard riddance

right you wanted a price on those bastard socks to bastard right give me a minute I'll just go and check your bastard thank you you bastard very much bastard appreciated thank you good night that's something like that that's what happened Andy. Just something like that. You were there you watched all this happened. I didn't watch I was just listening I didn't want to yeah just having a good old listen. Fucking fascinating. Do you fancy a game of blankankety Blank? oh right yeah of course you do

go on then I notice you haven't actually been on the reboot of Blankety Blank have you been asked or just haven't asked you? I can't remember I don't know whether I've been asked I can't respond to that Andy. All right fair enough. Okay Very simple. It's a very short and down version of the game I'm just gonna give you a word and then a blank and I want you to come up with what the the blank Yeah, okay was a survey of 100 people. Is it a real example? Is it Andy? Yeah. Yeah Is it a real example is it Andy? Yeah. Yeah a survey of a hundred people I've come up with one that might be I'm giving you a bit help

Let's just say it's an area that you're interested in. So here we go fishing blank tackle Fishing blank. What whoa, that was quick. That's what first thing came to me mind fishing tackle. You go my fishing tackle Yeah, your final answer. Yeah Humiliation fishing tackle you go my fishing tackle yes your final answer yep humiliation ah it was actually fishing regulations as if that's the answer that came up most when I asked a hundred people fishing regular so unlucky you've lost yeah again gotta feel I'm always gonna lose them on the an A well you you know I was fair with you if you'd thought about it think about where

that B&Q is in the city hall yeah I know you've got that bend in the river B&Q is clearly nearer it's quite a big distance nearer that it's just across the river isn't it I know I know now yeah but but they're building a footbridge next to where the city hall is so I just that made me think oh it's fucking it's not even a contest is it so close for fuck's sake fuck you up on it I've noticed people are having gravy with fish and chips but I put in the gravy on the fish what exactly surely where have you noticed this I think it's one of these things what's on the net. Is it, it'll be TikTok, is it, or something?

Oh, right. Well, it's just people showing off for attention then. It's not real. Well, I've got a feeling it's, I mean, it might work. It's just salty, innit, Grave? I don't know. Yeah, that, that, fuck that. Fuck that.

I was pleased to see your reaction. Cut that back. I'm not even going to gonna say I don't mind. Alright nicely put in. Do you mind? Just you reminded me there not mind but remind you reminded us of last time we were talking and I was telling you about that there's a Japanese street food van in the car park at the bingo it's popped up in the car park of the bingo on the outskirts of Sunderland so I said to you I'd go along try it. I did. It smelled incredible as I approached it but I got to the van itself and the shutter was right down the serving hatch. There was just like a better one inch gap at the bottom

between the shutter and the counter so I looked somewhere in there clearly as I knocked on the shutter and I said hello hello anyone there nothing yeah the smell was getting even better because I was just so close up that it was beautiful and then his voice comes through the gap seen you fucking Jeremy Corbyn Jeremy Corbyn the shutter then flies up yeah you. Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just says right what's your best noodles I thought well I really like chow mein that's that's me go to yeah I would probably say pot noodles but yeah difficult yeah chow mein is quite noodle heavy I think I think he's want numbers all right most noodles I've had I said 60 70 at 65 I'll split the difference right ha ha ha pathetic ask me mine go on ask

me my best noodle all right what's your best noodle Jeremy one what one this is one there was 35 feet long and I sucked it up in one breath and he goes BOSH! shit happens! Womp Womp! Womp Womp Womp Womp! That's new. Another voice comes comes out from further inside the van. What's up there Jays you got a wanker there? I recognize that voice straight away because that's that's the King. Oh it's Prince King Prince the King. King Charles. Got you. Jeremy just says no No Charles it's just another noodle loser. Charles goes, Hehehe, nice one, shall we use him as bait? No not this one, toppy little character, he'd just sink.

Right well put the shutter back down, let's get this thing down to the riverbank, get the rods out, roll the cameras and haul ourselves a sack of fucking BAFTAs!" I interjected at this point, I says, hang on, whoa, whoa, what do you mean? Are you two making a TV show where you go fishing together? Ed Corbyn says, that's right son, he can't fail. Poor, I says, what you calling it then? King says, Jazz and Jez do some fishing, what's it got to do with you you provincial little shithouse I says whoa hang on that's a direct lift from Mortimer a Whitehouse do some fishing and that's a big hit you kind of just go

around nicking formats I'm the fucking King now I could do what the fuck I like oh my god and Charles then just says come on Jess start it up let's leave retail Julie here to a fucking bingo I think I think you meant me I was calling you Julie right retail Julie and they just drove off in the in the Japanese street food van at about 60 mile an hour they left about half a pound of raw chicken in a bucket outside the van they left that behind so I took that home yeah and that fed the kids at tea time but yeah all in all a scored row really yeah you've got the chicken do you want retail Julie isn't him no I'm I've chosen on Keto

I'll stick with it Andy it is tempting. All right. I would like what I would like to do is thank the Parsnippers I think we should always do that it's really great of them to support us. It is yeah really appreciate it. And I'd like to finish with another version of me little song if I may Andy. Okay. What do you think of that? I don't mind.

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Oh no! I mean it was 1975 when he sang that song. I've seen him do a lot of performances on Dry Land since then. I mean there's the chance he always gets a body of water underneath whatever stage he's on to make it seem like he's sailing. Andy, I think he's still got the potential to sail. Can we just leave it there? Do you think he's been sailing for 49 years? No, but I think he's still got the potential to sail can we just leave it there he's been sailing for fine no but I think he's got the

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