Athletico Mince - Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs

Episode Date: March 7, 2026

Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR. (Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 https://www.patreon.com/c/athleticomince) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there, Bob. All right, Andy. All right, pass-knippers. How are you doing? All right, you hope, so a nice one. Is everyone calm? Are you calm? I'm pretty calm, yeah.

Andrew, I've got to sit. You've decided to wear some kind of 1950s Sundland shirt, and I don't blame you for being Cocker Hope. Were you there? I was there, yeah, it was fucking brilliant. It was so good. Yeah, it's not a 1950s.

It's got a bit of a 1950s feel about it, but it's from 19, oh, 97, 90s. right my shirt. Look at that's called button in the V-neck. Isn't that nice or proper collar as well? Yeah, collar and button. You could appear in court wearing this, I think. Just put a tie on over it.

So tell us about your day very briefly. What did you eat? What did I eat? Started off with a travel lodge breakfast at about 10, 10, 15 a.m. Yeah. Which we regarded as was going to be our ballast for the drinking that was going to commence

from about half 11. Kickoff was at 3. I think I've still, I haven't got my voice back from it yet, to be honest. I had a couple of drinks in the hotel, headed over to Wembley, I had three pints in Wembley Stadium itself. Hey, get this, pint of Budweiser in Wembley Stadium, £7.25, I thought that was reasonable.

Yeah, it wouldn't have surprised me if you'd said, Mattana, yeah. Yeah, wouldn't surprise me. Budweiser plus steak and ale pie, Special offer, 1099. Oh, that's very good. Isn't it? I mean, that's Weatherspoon prices, isn't it?

Just about. So I had that. I had the pie on top of the travel lodge breakfast. It was about five drinks in. I had another pint at half time. And what a day. What a day. The atmosphere was incredible.

I'm sure it came across on the telly. I'm sure you were rooting for us when you were watching it. Of course I was. Thank you very much. No, you know me, Andy. I had like Middlesbrough, top of the Premier League, then Sunland and Newcastle, all three of us. Why not?

Why not, indeed? We can dream. We can dream. Well, well done, you lot. At the end, did you shout onto the pitch? Well done, well done, lads. Well done, the lads in white, I shouted. You've made us proud.

Good for you. Kind of like that. Was that your first time at Wembley with the sun? Just hugging people, hugging strangers. Sorry, darling, what did you say? I just lost you there for a moment. This signal dropped. Oh, right.

You're lurking in your fucking wardrobe, whatever it is you are. I think this is how they do. The rest is politics. You look, you're so pleased with yourself. You look like, here's what you look like, it's a list. You look like your pet monkey has just set out a tea party for you. Yeah? You look like the vicar just telephoned to say that you've won hardest prayer of the week.

It looks like you've just come back from B&M with the last 10 pack of cheese and onion ringos. It looks like you've just I and a fitted sheet and it wasn't a total fuck-up but well done to you sir Thank you very much It's nice to feel happy for words

I've got some names for you Andrew For your consideration Straightforward lad he's called Eric Scheit He's American post-punk drummer You know like Green Day and all that I've got posh parents And skateboards at the age of 55 Despite his enlarged prostate

That's Eric. Nick Swallow wants to be an ITV detective or appear in a guy Ritchie movie as a henchman with an axe. Who loves midget gems though, soft a side to him? Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Combination, Roger. Guess the correct four number combination and he'll buy you a pizza or any item from Halford's up to 1499. Right. Pat O' Jackson, How many of these names have you got?

Fucking four. Pat O'Jackson, horse breeder, trying to breed a horse with the first of Eric Cantoner, and the legs of that bloke who was in the post office drama thing, you know, on ITV. So that's what he's up to. I'll be that last one. Pat or what? Pat O'Jackson. All right, Pat. Pat O' Jackson, thank you very much.

I've got two for you. Gordon. Sorry, I even got four. You can be Chris Markings. Yeah. He's got a pipe that comes out. his stomach and it squirts de-glow matter

under areas of concern in the street and he takes photographs and reports it to the council, uploads the photographs doesn't send them in as printed, developed photos, uploads them. Good lad. He uploads them. Got there? Or you can be death chip

2013. Does he send in photographs? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He uploads them. He uploads them. He's got an uploader. What's my other choice? Death chimp 20-30. His fella in a chimp suit, he's either going to die or he's going to kill in 2030. He's not sure yet.

But it's definitely 2030 the year and not half of it. So there you are. I'll be the first lad, if you don't mind, on account of the fact... Chris Markins. Chris Markins. On account of that it's matter. It's matter that he sprays about. It's not a liquid, but it's not a solid either.

It's matter. It's matter. Yeah. I've got some topics of interest, Andrew. Right. Always do. First one is, what's going on with the quality of eggs these days? You know, maybe you've been hit with the low quality eggs.

I don't know. I'm just writing that down, yeah. Sorry, Andrew. I just wrote that down there. I typed it out on me unit. Yeah? Okay. Do you ever sharpen your knives?

Kitchen knives? Good topic, good topic. Thank you. Do you know why the Dona Kebab knife is so long? Oh, I'm writing that down as well on my unit. Do you know the correct way to eat a chocolate digestive? Yes, I do. What is it then?

Let's discuss this now. Discuss that now? Yes. Well, apparently it's with the chocolate facing towards the land. the ground. Yeah. But that's what we've been told by fucking, I don't know, experts. Yeah.

Oxford University, I believe, Andrew. Is it? Yeah. Just an expert or gobshite, something like that. But it's bollocks. Well, there's two parts to it, Andrew. You should take it, you should grasp it in your hand with the chocolate facing upwards because that gets your mind anticipating chocolate, kicks it into chocolate expectation mode.

And as you say, flip it. over so that the um chocolate's against your tongue which is what you said. It comes out of the, it comes out of the packet facing upwards so I assume that's the way you're supposed to eat it. Yeah. But it's meant to be chocolate on the tongue is it? Then you flip it when you put it in your mouth. That's so tiresome. Um, what's the ideal length for a movie Andy? And does it differ between watching in the cinema or watching at whom? I think anything over a hundred minutes is taking the piss.

I think you're about right there, Andy. Can you bear a bit more if it's at home? I can bear more of it's at home because you've got the ability to pause, go out of the toilet, go to the fridge, leave the house, take the dog for a walk if you want to. I can do two and a half hours

at home, but it's got to be good. Yeah. Oh, okay, fair enough. Last night, I watched a four-hour-long documentary about fucking Pee-Wee Herman. Oh, Jesus. Andy. Have a bit of a filter on you. Did you enjoy it? Well, I went to bed after three and a half hours. I've got the rest of it to watch. But yeah,

it was good. It was good. Okay, you have some strange interests. I watched the John Harn thing. I think it's called Friends and Neighbours. Yeah. Oh, it's terrible, man. No, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Do you want a Scottish tale, Andrew? Oh, that's come out of nowhere. Yeah. I certainly do. certainly do. Does it have music with it or is it just... No. It feels like it does, but it doesn't.

Here we go then. We, Callum MacTartan, had long yearned to experience life on the mainland, but time was running low, as his 18th birthday was but three days away, and he had been chosen to work in the service of the Lert, shining pebbles on the beach at McClagen. Shagowan Cove. There he would be tethered to the listening stone by iron chain and his chance of leaving the island would be forever o'er. The work was so chaotic and tortuous that it would be unlikely he would see out his 20th year. As he walked along the shore at Pit Govon, McTaggart, Campbell Baxter, he stayed over towards the mainland with a tear in his eye,

and a despondent fearful smoke meandering through his arteries and veins. He sat down on a grassy clump, closed his eyes and imagined himself strolling through the streets of a mainland town. Outside of pets at home store, he would pass an Excel bully dog tethered to a concrete ballard, its owner emerging from the shop with five kilo sack of tendons and connective tissue. He would bump into Greg's the baker's shop and breathe in greedly the aromas of room temperature mints and warm his cheeks beside the lamp-powered hot boxes. Maybe he would order a coffee and a rolled sausage. No, he would wait and enjoy a relaxing snack in Costa coffee, just two doors down.

Costa would be busy and welcoming, but a seat would be available by the window overlooking the rear of KFC. What can I fetch for you, laddie? The young lassie behind the counter would ask. Oh, a hot chocolate, please. And will you be requiring any cakes as savories with your beverage? Aye, could I take a bilberry muffin?

Of course, that will be £34, laddie. He would take his cake and drink to the table where he would open up his laptop computer and begin writing an important email to his media work colleagues, suggesting a meeting should be arranged to discuss whether a meeting should take place. Then a lassie would approach him and inquire as to the availability of the seat opposite. She would place her shoulder bag on the back of the seat and then removed the red cagull she wore,

revealing that she had plenty on the top to be proud of and enough spare tip for the foreseeable future. As he gazed at her in the window reflection, he felt his personal pipework reached towards his gene pocket and gently nudge at his house keys and the small Kilmanac FC key ring he had found washed up on Macaut's so simple beach. He opened his eyes and he was back on the grassy clump staring out to sea.

Thus was it. He was going to escape, swim to the man. Menland and if he didn't make it due to the tides and the currents and the distance of it all, then so be it. He ran to the water's edge and dived into the water. After no more than 50 metres of progress, he felt a tugging and a pulling around his legs and his torso. It was taking him under and no more progress could be made. Suddenly he was lifted full out of the water and found himself in the grip of a tentacle. It was the lead security octopus

Pete Walker, and his grip was getting tighter and tighter. But it was no the constriction or pressure on his organs that killed him. No, he died instantly when he stared into the eyes of the security octopus, for it had the face of Toby Jones,

the face of Toby Jones. Jones the face of Toby Jones Nice little tale there poor lad That's lovely I missed me bin day yesterday You did what? I missed me bin day yesterday

You know what I did that as well two weeks ago And the thrill that I got Are yours every two weeks? Yeah different bin every week But you know two weeks per bin Was this your general waste one then Yeah missed.

Yeah. Same, two weeks ago, but I loved the thrill and the challenge of getting through another two weeks without it overflowing.

And I managed to do it. I'd have managed, I imagined you create quite a lot of cack, you know, like. Yeah, you'd be right,

you'd be right, yeah, just unnecessary waste from me day-to-day activities, yeah. Do you like pizza? Yeah, like pizza.

What do you like about it? You know what? It's easy. It's convenient. I like all the various flavors. You like the tomatoes on. Tomatoes on top of the bread and that? Yeah, tomato paste.

Yeah. And the melted cheese. I like melted cheese. Okay. You'd not like pizzas. I think there's shit. You know, I'm sorry, but I think pasta and pizza, you know, I'd rather have mutton. Right.

Nice stew or two veg or something like that. Just some raw hazel. something like that. Should we have some questions from the parsnippers? If you insist, Andrew, of course. The first one I've got here is aimed specifically at me. Okay. Tim Dow's.

Andy, what's your darts average in? Is your lad better than you? Is it a good opportunity for me to mention the unseries darts podcast that I do with my lad? How's it going all right? It's going all right when he can be asked to do one. I haven't done one for a couple of weeks, but there you go. My average, I don't know what my average is, probably about 29. 29 and 33, something like that.

Something bad. But he plays much more than I do, but I still sometimes beat him, which enrages him. I bet. I wouldn't like to get beaten by you, the ball. No. I think my average is around 35. Shit, in it.

Territory. It's because of the doubles, Andy. I can sometimes get to the doubles with a decent average, 72 or something like that. Oh, right. So do you play it with one of them computer score of things? Yeah. I don't. I'm just guessing. If you include them doubles, my average is probably about six.

Do you just guess it throughout all your life? You know, you get a mortgage out. I'm just a good deal. I don't know. I was just guessing. Yeah, usually. It usually works out all right. You're happy with your shopping?

I don't know. I was just guessing. I bought two bags of flour. And a pack of five. Yeah, it should be all right. Last is the week. I was, I have another question, Andy. It's, you know, why not? Let's have a look. Let me find one, Andrew.

Peter, no, Lee Berman. If you, if Peter come from, if you had the power to summon 50 ducks to your location on demand, would you ever use the power? And for what purpose will, I would. What would you do, Andy? When would you do it?

Just for the thrill of having 50 ducks there, just frolicing. I wonder what happens to them when they've come, you know, whether they can instantly go as well. That's the question. Do you have the power to then get them to fuck off again? Yeah. Fuck off ducks. Yeah.

I've thought it would be good at, like, a circus interview or something like that. Suddenly, you know, I can make 50 ducks, 100 ducks appear. Or a feed, if I was with it, some allies in the forest before battle or something? You know, it could happen. There'd have to be allies, wouldn't they? Oh, yeah. No, I wouldn't... Would the Dux purpose be, what,

like boost morale, among you with the Allies? Well, morale boost and then you slaughter them, and don't they say an army marches on its stomach? Right. You know, I mean, I wouldn't camp down with my enemies, Andy, before a battle, that would be... Well, what if you were a spy?

Oh, I see what you mean? And they'd think was less of a spy if I gifted them 50 ducks, wouldn't they? I don't know what they'd think. I haven't figured that out yet. I did have about 25 starlings in my back garden last week, and they just appeared out of nowhere and just started pecking on stuff on the grass. And then they pissed off again. I haven't seen them since. I don't know what that's about. Were you hoping they would be friends and that? I would hope so. It's a bit like 50 ducks, but 25 starlings. Same thing.

Andy, wife's sent me some questions to ask you Oh, Jesus Christ Andy asks the wife, she says hello, Val-Way Hello, Bob's wife Do you ever use your imagination? Is that it? That's the question. Do I ever use me imagination?

Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I imagine what it would be like, just what it would be like. What things would be like? Yeah, what it would be like. Just if I'm like guessing when I'm doing the shopping, that takes some imagination. You know, three boxes of oxo cubes and a fucking red pepper. So you imagine what you do, you imagine what you might fancy for your tea when you get back.

Yeah, I manifest them. I think they call it. Manifestin's the new word for imagination, I think. Okay. So I'll tell the wife that you do, especially when you're shopping for your mints and that. She says, your double chin or sundal and necklace, as it's not. known. Did your parents utilise it instead of a bib

when you were a baby? You know with it being a white clean feature? I don't remember because I was a baby so I'd have to ask them but I would imagine yes. I was a very chubby baby you'd be surprised to find. No. Chubby baby. A chubby chubby

chubster and I had white hair. Bloody hell. That's like the ghost of a baker. Bloody Have you ever been to Peterborough or danced with a man from Peterborough? I've passed through Peterborough. Passed through. I've never stared over.

And you can't dance with anyone there when you're just passing through. True. So no. So thank you for that question, though. Ain't no worries. I'll report back to her, Andy. She'll be very happy with that. So...

Well. Okay, Andy. quite a big moment for us because it's time to hand out the end of season football awards. And I know you didn't know about this. We're actually joined on the line now by Mr Roy Hodson. Hello Roy and thanks for joining us. My pleasure. So well let's get cracking.

So who's your team of the season? Oh, very easy for me. That has to be the age of Sigma. The Skaventide box was a thing of pure magic and joy. in my humble opinion The Gracia is a fucking lovely model With the detailing of a screaming bell On its base

Right, sorry right I think you've misunderstood Slately Shut up little boy I'm still talking I was last keen on the rat Oghurs A bit too cartoonish for me

The oversized ends didn't really gel With the age of Sigma It's thick But that's a small criticism In the grand scheme of things Right, sorry. What we actually want to talk about is football. I've got no idea what you've actually just said to me.

It's Woe-Hama, pal. I'm talking about Woola. As my voice changed slightly? Maybe. What was that? Sorry, Wama. Wohama. Woh-ha-mah-oh-oh-oh-oh-mah-oh-oh-ha-oh-mah.

Woh-mah. Oh, what's that? Wohama. Sorry, there's been a mix-up, Roy. We wanted your football opinions. Oh, right, well, do you want to try again then? Yeah, please, no worries. Player of the season, how about that?

Well, it's got to be me. I've got a brand new six-foot-by-four-foot table set up, which I've relocated to my garden shed. After the wife said my noises were distracted her and her best-mate Christine from their puzzle books. No, no. As far as I know, Roy, you're not a player anymore.

Right, honestly, football, that's what we're talking about. Oh, right, you're my best character. Well, it's very hard to look beyond the Krutox rampages, to be honest. They're packed full of momentum and speed, with dynamic poses being held up by just one heavy paw. In some case, sweet as fuck. I'm sorry, Roy, but weren't the Kru-Tox Rangers issued in March of last year? Oh, yeah, but each war hour season is 18 months long, so he's still qualified?

I see. He's bloody dipstick. Oh, thanks, Roy. Look, finally then, what are your thoughts on best atmosphere this season? Well, that's my shed again. I've had the base of my table

kit it out with a high-quality seat of black linoleum, and my soldiers practically glide across it. I'm not lonely. There's a wood pigeon except I sits on the windowsill, watches me as I play. Well, that's nice, Roy.

Yeah, it is. I'm sure I heard him cheer up with joy the other day when I launched a storm-cast prosecutors attack, magnificent angels descended from the Evans with wings of flame their spear and shield combo reminiscent of a Roma gladiator. Oh, okay, alright, so we're running out of time a bit here, Roy,

but just before you go, have you heard anything about whether the Warhammer 40K Space Marine Remaster will be getting a PS5 release? PS5, what the fucking else, PS5? Well, it doesn't matter, Roy. Thanks for joining us, though. More, more, ma'amma, yeah, thank you, Roy. Andy, let's not get him on again, yeah.

Do you know what I mean? I mean, he's obsessed. I thought he'd have calmed down after Sahar and Ben Teke left, you know? Well, I think he's just become more insular since he finished being a football manager. Yeah, maybe. That can happen to men when they retire. It could happen to both of us.

Oh, I think it's already happened to me, Andy. Do you think about retirement ever? Yeah, I do. Yeah, but it's a weird one. A weird one, because you get asked to do stuff and, you know, it's tempting and that. Yeah, or do you just regard what you do as being futile anyway? I think it is futile, yeah. Partly retired anyway.

I mean, it's pointless futile. Yeah, trivial, silly. But it allows me to watch the telly, and I know you've been watching Pee Wee-Ehrman or something. Any other recommendation, Andy, at the most. I mean, the White Lotus was good, wasn't it, the last one? Did you watch that? I never got around to it.

I watched the first one of the fucking first series and I never got right now. I take Spring Watchers back on. I love Spring Watch. Yeah. People do. BBC too. I don't watch it.

I love it. Three weeks it's on this year. Bring it on. What's it about plants and that? No, hardly any plants because plants are shit. All right. Mostly animals. Okay.

Sometimes they'll do like a bark rubbing or something like that just to fill a bit of it. timing but that's that's minimum plant continent it's mostly animals yeah animals eating other animals alive plumbing you know like maybe you should get into a slaughterhouse andy

if that's where you get your kicks I'm really into the Premier League now I've always I've been really I've always been a big fan of the Premier League I'll watch anything Premier League related I'm watching a lot of old Premier League stuff now the season's finished

I'm just Premier League Premier League Premier League Well, the thing is, Andrew, it would be serious for a minute. You know, you're American-owned, aren't you? You're owned by Americans, aren't you? I think he's like part-American, part-French, and part-child. Well, the problem is, is that we've now got 13 American-owned teams in the Premier League. And once they get to 14, they can out-vote everyone else. And they'll want to close the league like they do with American sports.

No, they're just closed. it for relegation and promotion so that each of those clubs is worth a fortune. So in some ways, it's a bit sad. Yeah, but on the other hand, we're in there now. So, fuck everyone else. I'm all right, Jack, yeah. Andy, I was listening to Martin from Holmes under the Hammer, you know, his radio show on the radio. That's a good place to have a radio show, in it, on the radio.

radio. On the radio, within the radio. Yeah. And, you know, where he visits celebrities' houses and has a nosy around. It was a good one, so I recorded it for, we should have a listen. Please furnish us with it, yeah.

Have a listen, yeah. That's a good thing to do, Andy, isn't it, to listen to something if you want to hear it, you know? To a broadcast, an audio thing. It's a good thing to do. So about press play on me record, you know. How are you doing? Does he not do his at the same tune?

Oh, he does to me? Ma, Ma, Ma, Martin. Man, ma, ma, ma, Martin. Martin, Tin, tin, tin, tin. Hello and a great big ladies overcoat, welcome to Holmes Under a Hammer. With me, Martin, whatever from, Martin, you know, from the TV, and various entrepreneurial conferences and online subscription dream structures. So here I am outside a large modern Georgian style detached home on the outskirts of Leeds.

Let's knock a doodle candy bar on the door and find out who lives here. Oh, hello, it's Daniel Farkey, the Chief Football Organiser at Leeds Footballing Centre. Hello, Daniel. May I come in, please, and thank you for the music. I'm sorry, but who are you? And Marty, Martin, you know, from Horns under a hammer. Why are you wearing your mother's overcoat? Well, because that's the way, ah, ha, ha, ha, you know, that I like it. You smell of leap flour milk or similar?

Are you aware of this circumstance? You're quite wrong. That's just the smell of the bin I slept in last night. So come on, Danny Boy, let me in. I suppose it's okay. I must warn you, there are 12 or more German Shepherd dogs living in various cupboards throughout the property. Oh, fuck.

Twelve dogs, that's a bit unusual. But do you know what? I like it. So, this must be the living room. It's very dark, blackwood panelling, dark grey carpet and thick blackout curtains. Is this deliberate, Daniel, or have you just made a terrible mistake? It's a quite deliberate occurrence. The darkness helps me to remain under-stimulated and docile, which is when I have all my best ideas.

What ideas are those, Daniel? Give us an example. If I had some examples, I would be cocked through the hoop and over the moon. Well, just for example, it was in this room that I had the idea of buying players who were good at playing football. Also, I had in this room the idea for a fizzy apricot drink that could be sucked in via the anus. Unusual, unusual, but I do like it. Also in this room I had the idea for an online

Nut subscription service called Farking Nuts The main reason it is so dark though is that I can't see my reflection in the minutes I look so fucking drawn and unnecessary that I get most upset with myself Oh I'm sorry to say that, Danielle

For what it's worth I think you look like a sexy Turkish jewel thief You are very kind This, as you can see, is my kitchen And there are no mirrors So I have drowned it in light For to assist with the precision Precision Preparation of Food

Alone I think so I've never seen any other person in the house So it's just me and the cupboard dogs What food do you like to cook You know Stuff like Ainsley Harriet Or do you consider that

to be silly food. Consider that to be silly food. I think Harriet's food is silly and unfocused. I tend to cook sausage and potatoes and very big cabbages. Oh, big cabbages. How big exactly? You're not pretty big. Yes, but how big?

Give me a size comparison. I'm sorry. I lied. I don't know why. It's just standard cabbage. Well, at least you're end up to your cabbage deception, which is unusual these days. So, here, have a Mars bar on me. Go on take it. But it is soggy and misshaping. Oh, it's just a bit of bin juice.

No need to get all honky-junk about it. Bit of a fuss pot, are you? My Mars bar are not good enough for you? No, but I do have standards. I don't like your attitude, actually. I'm asking you to leave. I tell you what, if you don't want to eat it, why don't you stick it up your ass? Oh, at least I have an ass.

I bet you had two funnies. Oh, and you look like a fanny? No wonder you can't look in the mirror. I bet you're not even German. I bet you're Dutch or something daft like that. Oh, yeah. Who cuts your hair? Your mother's budgety guy?

Ha! Your face looks like a dog date with blisters. Oh, yeah. You smell like fried witches. piss. You smell like a parboiled bell-end. Get out of my house. Gladly. So ladies and gentlemen, that was Daniel Farky's

house and it proved to be unusual. But do you know what I like a lot? But do you know what? I liked it a lot. Join me next week on Martin's Homes under our house. So it was worth recording a thing, Andy, you know? Yeah. Yeah, it was good. I like the stuff about the cupboard dogs, especially.

Yeah, it's a bit weird, don't it? Well, sometimes you've got to just keep dogs in cupboards, I think. Just get them out when you need them. I've had an MP3 come through from the waiter at Slaughter's. Oh, right. And he's doing the, excuse me, he's doing the ESMR thing again, but he's done a vegetarian one. Oh, nice.

And I think he's done this kind of out of the remit of Ron Cragg's. Craig's nose nout about this. Well, let's hope he doesn't find out, yeah. Could be sackable, yeah. It was the vegetarian community. So here we go. Culliflower bolognese served with raw pasta seashells.

Pan-borrowed jackfruit floating on a micropon of discreetly chisd pea milk. Chunks of linder meat tightly swaddled in newspaper parcels that have been sealed with Wild paper paste Refunded pyramids of

boiled matter That have been it reduced to a picture of some cheese And then drowned in a bucket of paprika Brantston's baked beans Dress smartly In some flaky scabs Of a pony's flanks Hey, that's not veggie

Private eggs There you go Yeah, you were ejected there I think you might have been right There was a little bit of A little bit of meat product in there, I think. But, you know, it wasn't too bad. It wasn't too bad, Andy.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. All right, I reckon that's about it. Yeah, thank you, Parsnipers, for coming and having a listen. Be back soon. Indeed, we will be back at some point. Thank you. And goodbye.

See ya.