Athletico Mince - Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to this episode of Athletico Mains. I hope you are well. And looking forward to the upturn and weather as spring approaches us. Imagine if you will that you were in a garden centre with a special someone picking out some colourful young plants to enhance your garden or maybe window box. A nearby water feature gives off some soothing sounds. All is well calm and still. all is well calm and still. Suddenly though a small, sweating man trundles into view a top of mobility school. Waving a rancid card at anyone who dares to look at him. I caught this for Series 3! He roars as people try to ignore his cat or a warning. But fail.

David's from Gentlemen. He's welcome along. My co-host, as ever. It's Mr Bob Mortimer. I'll Mr Bobby. You're looking pretty sloppy. I'll Mr Winbag. Britain's favorite hot rag Oh

It was powerful of let us down. Yeah, but it was powerful Maybe the listeners could send in their own alternate versions and we can award some kind of prize Okay, we could do that. I'll be not but did you hear the way I said powerful? Okay, we could do that. I'll be right back, but did you hear the way I said powder? Powder, powder. That's how a Mexican would say. It's how a Mexican would say the word powder. Powerful, if you were in Juarez,

yeah, just having a little sit down in an alley. Yeah. A Mexican might come around the corner and say, do you want to see my steak kidney pie? To which the answer was, will you just please? Of course, it's pleased. But I said, well, see, gringo, can you sell it to me? And it's a, it's powerful, powerful, powerful flavors, powerful aroma all around powerful. So this might be racist, but I wouldn't sit down

in an alley in Mexico. I don't think I would trust what could happen to me. I was looking at me son with me son at the world's most dangerous cities, the top 20 whatever. Right. And you know about 11 of them were in Mexico, not two. Were they? Not four. Yeah. About 11 were in Mexico. Yeah. So I know what you mean. I know what you mean. You know, I'm reminded of Florida because I went there I went out of the theme park tonight. It's lovely But when I drove out of the airport took the wrong turn and I ended up in an area that I didn't particularly feel as on I wanted to be in Yeah, it didn't feel have a nice day and happy and

That's why I always have a Facial tour guide you have me. you have some want to take you around? Yeah well I'm here and we're here in Sheffield now. I should mention that. Yeah I've got some lad outside, some Yorkie lad who's taking me around. You've been showing you around. Yeah and they've been sitting in alleys with them over here. Oh man parking in Sheffield though eh? Nightmare. Oh took me an hour and after find somewhere, but it's a beautiful city. Beautiful city and the people that are right to be here. Wonderful. Wonderful people, wonderful people.

Hey, Steve McLaren, yeah. Right. Been spending a lot of time. No missing about it. Straight in, Steve McLaren. Been messing about at home spending a lot of time with Casper, you know. Right. Just what I believe they're called chilling these days.

I think so. Yeah, chillaxing maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Casper's looking out, looking after him because to be honest with you, Casper reckons he's a bit down in the dumps. Yeah.

Oh, he's not set out, you know. Mm, it's jobless at the minute, isn't he? Yeah. Uh, purposeless Steve McClaren is it? To the nines of this thing. It's not a powerful thing. Last Sunday, last Sunday took Steve to the local Toby Carvering. Casper took Steve. Yeah. Invited Mark Lawrence and as well.

And Mark's nephew Jack Grealish, you know, it's just like a pick me up sort of like Serum up to his best friends. Yeah. I of course had one of me spies at the next table, hopefully. And I can tell you what transpire. You're interested. I love to hear it. OK. Oh, what a lovely surprise, Casper. I have to say you are quite simply a joyous pipe

of laughter, bubbles and sugar-sweet loveliness. When you do things like this for me, I feel my heart, that burst into a thousand tiny pieces of paradise flecks. Right, so are we ordering off the menu or taking straight into the buffet? What's your reckon, Jack? We'll all be a bit worried about the distance to the buffet. You see, I'm carrying a very heavy hanky in my pocket and it might cause an imbalance leading to

a chip or a potential fall. It's a real worry in what is increasingly becoming a very real world. Well, I could fetch you as for you, Jack, if you've got the quibbles. I'm a dab-hander getting maximum play coverage. It's all about getting maximum height at the centre of the plate. Maximum height, I don't like the dude, dude, I have got Johnny. Ruby, I don't like the sound in the echoing mark. I'm very much scared of heights, because if a fool,

I'm not disturbed the flow of my hair helmet. Well, it won't best to my spy Martin from home under the hammer was sat the next table. Hello guys I'm Martin from horns under the hand there and the whole restaurant sang Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So Martin, a woodlouse? A woodlouse you say, well that is unusual, a little bit different, but you know what I like, good luck to you with all your carved mates. I would like to go up to the buffet, it's nice to get really close to the hut meet, and once I'm there I can balance myself on the counter. I tell you what Jack, why don't you go with me and we can link arms to keep you safe. The walk to the gravy station will be the worst

bit, but you'll be safe with me and Casper." Thank you Mr McLaren, I feel very reassured. You've got to start being such a soft lad Jack, why not just take the heavy hanky out of your pocket? That'll restore your equilibrium. But only my hanky Uncle Mark, in case I get this sniffles in the queue, you wouldn't want me dribbling me the meat would you? No one dribbles over my park lad, not even the wife. Come on, guys, let's just get in this queue.

So they all got up and joined the wife. Come on guys, let's just get in this queue. So they all got up and joined the queue. Jack held on tight to Steve as they made their way to the counter. Big British plate please. Two yaksos, two sausage, two mates, turkey and gammon and don't be shy with your knife. Turkey is asking for a shave, it's asking for an evisceration. Small plate, please, for me. One yorkshire for Casper to wear, it's a little hat, and one sausage, so I can do my, whose cock's dropped off, joke.

Turkey in part, please. I do like the white meats. Jack ordered his meats and piled on his veg, but then seemed rooted to the spot and then able to move away from the counter. Martin from home's under the hammer was behind him in a queue getting very frustrated. Excuse me, young man. Could you move on to the gravy station, please? I don't want my y'all shippin' poodies!

Going on the droop. You only get one minute window before the start to droop and fall. It's just the heavy plight has made me feel of balance. It's far heavier than my cotton henky and I'm scared if I'm up fall if I move off that gravy station seems a long long way away. Oh come on Jacqueline, barricade me now in an British restaurant which makes it ten times worse. Well at that point Casper raised himself up so he could act as a walking stick for Jack. Oh nice. There you go Jack. Just follow me to the gravy station and use Casper to keep you standing. So Jack and Casper followed Steve closely on the long walk to the gravy station. Jack started to get the sniffles and then halfway to the station, Steve threw his sausage on the floor and shouted,

Hell is Cox, jump, jump! Well, Casper saw it out of the corner his eye and thought it was a mouse, or perhaps a very short eel, and immediately chased after it. The tiny breeze created by Casper's Whiplash movement, combined with the heavy hanky, caused Jack to start falling forward. He fell forward toward the gravy station and tried to grab onto one of the gravy cauldrons. As he fell to the floor, the classic gravy spilled all over his rowdy of bomber jacket. Martin was just behind him. Hey, did anyone order woodlauzen gravy? And the whole restaurant laughed as if they had

heard something funnier than any funny thing that had previously ever been said. And that's the report. That's a combination there of some of Britain's most powerful men. Yeah. Together it won't be. Martin Mark and Steve. Oh! That would be like if boy bands could be older. Oh yeah.

Yeah. You got out of it. I've had a wife sent in from Mike Ashley. Oh, shit. You're just an interestedly-en just an united owner and he's doing some portry for us so I'll just play the wav. See what we get there. Thank you. Oh my name's my Ashley. New car

so you're not in owner. Some poems owner read out for you. Here we go. All the Jodie boys. All the Jodie girls, 18 up their dinner. Along comes Mike, we have a great big net, a chocolate all in the river. All the Jody boys, all the Jody girls, forlicking in the snow. Along comes Mike, who shovels it and chucks it all down and all All the Jordy boys all the Jordy girls eating a current bun

Along comes Mike who snatches the wall and destroys him with his gun. That's more poems. Thank you very much Nice to send that in nice man. Mike actually Ashley. They know what his motivation was to send it I'm not sure I think I messaged the people in your castle I don't know what it's that sounds like the theme is is like I'm gonna. I'll shit on you I'll ruin your life. Yeah, I'll destroy everything you hold there, but maybe it's a Let's scoff. Yeah, yeah, my beat don't know off. Yeah. My beat don't know. A. I was up the A's the earlier on even Sheffield.

Up, up, up, up the A's the see how fast the bastard falls. Try to get a yellow sticker item for me T. Yeah, as I like to do, it was the nearest one, they're about 10 minutes over there, pointing out the window there boys and girls. So wasn't much on the yellow sticker shelf, to be honest, but Homas has lit, but I had a has lit for me lunch earlier on. Of course, you can have too much, Hazlid, I think. Well, I don't know about that, but you go on, yeah. Okay.

So I wandered over at the bakery section, and I'm having a look at the pies, fresh sausage rolls, and then I felt some hot breath on the side of me neck. Oh, someone too close. Someone too close his voice goes, soon you, oh, it's Jeremy Corbyn, working in Sheffield in the Azteh. Right. You can say that, coming.

She's a senior there, lusting after pastry again. Are you dirty, Northern goblin? I said, I'm just trying to get a snack. You know, it's not a crime. He says, it will be when I'm in charge. He says, good luck with that. He says, what was that? What did he say? Nothing, you know, it's nothing.

What are you doing here, anyway, Jeremy? He says, new job. I need to something quick. I'm already running this area. And he points across to the next bit, the bakery, which is where they do personalize them. What they call cake toppers. Okay, top of that. You know the thing you take a fort away and they'll put it on a birthday cake, personalised all that. He says, face cakes, he says, I'm a new face cake

king, boss. Getting quite excited. So I'm like, job, I says nice, you know good for you. And I start to feel like a challenge was coming because that's what he does isn't it really. He says, what's your best face cake? Hey, laddie, what is it? And I've never bought a first cake before, Bob, I've never done a door, I've never needed to. I don't know. So I just put it out too. Try and keep it, I don't know for, oh, it's a number of face cakes you've made. I thought so. A number of face cakes you've bought, I don't know. Yeah. I was panicking at this point, I just just two. Ha ha, useless.

Ask me mine. Go on. Ask me my best face kick. Oh, I says what's your best face kick, Jeremy? It says eight. The crankies. My mum and dad, Dennis Burkamp, Mariah Carey, and there was a bit of space at the bottom,

so I did the crankies again but smaller. So it's actually how many faces? I'm one kick. So I mean two, I was never going to stand a chance with that. I mean, I think that's just six because he's done the crankies twice. But you know, it's still big mine, so I'll let him have it. And then a woman come in wanting a key, a stomach kick. And he went bright red, said something about he was doing free kicks on me.

I'm awesome. So I got some sausage rolls and fucked off out of it. Would you like a keyestama cake? Have you got one? No, I would just think that if you would like one. I would say no. I wouldn't say no. What about, what about, who's the fellow aging child's cake?

That would be quite a good one. Oh, that would be quite a good one. That'll be more like a dog meat cake. I think that's a very nice. That's just the vibe of getting, you know? [♪ Bouncy music playing, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in background, playing in Leeds. We are in the city variety, the bowls of the city variety. So we thought we'd do a little report. Is it a report? Yes, on location. Is it a vlog? Or is that a vision?

It's still a vlog. You have to be at the city. You have all this giant walk and a buff of the flow. It must be rich. I mean, rich. It has been probably looking for some... So did you enjoy that, Shandro? Well, we've just done the 631 leads. I did enjoy it, yeah. I wear a shirt in the show.

I don't want to give it too much of a... I wear a shirt in it, and it feels as though the shirt is just about a breaking point. And if you've seen the show, you'll know what I'm talking about. It's like a second skin for you, isn't it? Well, I think, kind of... It's the lifestyle of being on the road. I tend to not look after myself. Is that the biggest job? Nutritionally the same way I would have I was at home.

Is that the biggest your belly's ever been? No, I don't think I have. Or I've never seen you in that shirt, man. I think the shirt, I give you a new dimension. Or maybe I just must get better in Lucer Cloth's rest of the time. Well, it's all out there, isn't it? It's, you know, I'm proud of not helping back. Looks like you've been eating Cloth in... Do you think Cloth in...

Yeah, are warding... Maybe... Or ballast or something. Obviously, by cement, maybe he's like wet cement. Yeah. And it's just, it's not coming out. Okay, and is it you favour going to go in the surface? Do you like, do you like, do you like,

it's like a smooth cement perv in stones, brick perv, it's time you like to, I like it not like it at all. You just like, I like time like this. It takes us back at the time when, you know, I ride my bike around on a time like this, no better surface for riding your bike around the time like, you can get a good wily going with a time mark. Although you can get a wheelie going with other

surfaces when you get that little bit of bump because you're just enough. I tell you what, do you remember when it used to melt in the hot sun was 76? Yeah, that was always quite something, wasn't it? Yeah, and you put a marble in it and then it was set and the marble would be there forever. You were. It's a great feeling. So that's your favourite rod surface. What's your favourite town we've visited up to now? Do you have, you know, are you willing to say? So far, where have we been? We've been leads bright and Bristol, London.

Not even me, no. We haven't been in the people. No, I'm not going to include that. I'm probably late or I can so far. I have a waterproof hat. Yeah. You know that I have a waterproof hat. I jealous of it. Oh, is it just past you by any couldn't give a shit about my waterproof hat?

But waterproof bubble hat. Yeah, I've not got one. If you would present me with one now, not necessarily yours, if you would present me with one now, I'd take it. Yeah, you shouldn't have a blink of an eye. I'm not going to go out and buy one myself, but I've got a nice, what'd you call it? You call it a dut, I think, where we're from.

Yeah. A nice woolen hat. You are a dut. Thanks, doesn't got a bobble on, but it's a dut. It's a dut. I thought that was a beaming. I'd put it on, tells me. I think it is. Well thought that was a beaming. I put it on, tells me.

I think it is. Well, I'll tell you honestly. I mean, the truth is, I'm preparing for a new show I'm doing with Jim. Right. Called 60 plus survival, where people aged 60 or over gods try to survive. There you are.

What's your target? What's your target? What do you call it a dud? I would call it a beaming. What do you call it a beaming? It's a bobble, like without a bobble, yeah. Yeah. It's all right. So you wouldn't call it a dud? I would call it a beanie. Would you call it a beanie? It's a bobble, like without a bobble, yeah. Yeah. It's all right.

So you wouldn't call that a dud in the middle of the breath. I've never heard of a dud. I'm sorry, fair enough. It sounds like a stubby little one-inch lung ship that comes out. You're over 60, Stingy, don't you? So what is it, Tully? Yeah, well, I know what we're gonna do on YouTube.

Right. So we have to survive five days when you take 10 items each. 10 extra. To where? Well, the woods. No, no, no, that would just be going camping, wouldn't it? We did just send survivors, so you say it would be somewhere where you wouldn't have any lectures at the end of the day. No, we won't have any lectures at the end of the day. We're not saying these shows. So we'll be... No, we'll be in the west, west of Scotland where they do the SAS thing or somewhere like that, we'll be dropped off with our items and we've got some our favours, there's no fold, we've got

no survivalism, right, so for the over 60s, yeah, 60s and favours, we can tell lots of vouchers and cupens and that, not with the anchors, but in the middle of nowhere, right, so we'll have to try and catch fish, eight herbs and spices, we've hit the fan spices. I'll give you nine hours, I've given you nine hours. Oh, I didn't call you that bad. There'll be panic button you can press for the production team to come and rescue. Not this just many of you.

Nine hours. We'll go fill that ourselves. Yeah. You Tube. So our website is it? You Tube's a website, I think. I'll forget that then. You want to know you should try YouTube.

Is it good? You can search and it comes up with stuff. Is it stills or moving images or what? Manly stills. Do you remember bread and dripping? Yeah. I used to like it. I'm not just saying it. I did. I was trying to have a nap the soft known because I normally do them run to it. And I couldn't get asleep because I was thinking about bread and dripping. about Bradley Griffin. You're in the ladies and gentlemen, and how will you now do cross the stage? How will you now do cross the stage? How will you now do cross the stage? Welcome, you're going to be planning across the stage.

Do you know what I was planning? I might cross it when it's too hard for me. I always cause a lot of props is out there, and I need it. I think it's quite nice to cross the stage. I'm going to go across the stage. Yeah, do actually, because this is the first few people who are in a really key now. It's not exactly the same. You're going to look for them, isn't it?

Yeah, you're going to get me a knob out. No, you know, there's nothing in what I said that suggests you should get you knob out and dove. Anyway, back to bread and drippin'. I couldn't get the slope because I was thinkin' about bread and drippin'. And I thought the closest I've had in recent years that that was in Morrison's breakfast

where I got fried bread, but I still got the same as it. No, it's nothing like it, definitely. Fried bread, now to me, to even someone like me with the tips and everything, it's unpollatable. Oh you don't like it? No. It's too much, too greasy, but give me bread and dripping now. The choice of that or a waterproof bubble out of the bread and dripping. I mean many, there's a lot of people would say that these days, and the beef dripping would be the healthiest part of that, rather than the bread. Yeah.

It's a very natural product. You know, it's funny you've seen it with your own palette, but I really like cheap fried bread, you know, from the breakfast bar, you know, and marrying it or something. But the truth is, what I like is the taste of the tin tomatoes on it, other beans, if I did bite into it and it's own. Yeah, it's got a layer of preparation for someone else. It's a beautiful food though in my mind. Well, I might try and get... there's going to be like bread and drippin' on the menu and

gastro-pub, so if not already. Yeah. I've had a massive, massive email from Peter. When you say massive, it's really long. Right, because I mean the soundtrack is 13 minutes long, do you think it'll go beyond that? No, I hope not, shall I crack on more then? Go! Oh, I, Bob. And speaking to you today from my hotel room, just off the air once I'm wearing near Bishop

Auckland. It's quite a nice room really. It's got carpet, it's swelly, also, swerly patterns on turquoise and in sort of peach coloured. If I stare at it long enough, I can imagine it is a shell of tropical fish swimming and playing in the eardriatic ocean. The only problem with it is that it is given of a very strong smell of biscuits. And dog bit. It also had a TV with seven channels plus some foreign channels that won't be watching

that. I'd probably get in trouble for not watching them in preference to good old I TV. Where's Pepp, a basket is on your side. It's made of a very light metal. Maybe tin, I'm not much cop. When it comes to metal, it's a good idea to use it to light put. And as an image of a horse and carriage on it, it made me think of the day my marriage to my darling wife, because we hired a autumn carriage to drive us from the church. To be honest,

the day was a bit of a disaster really. I shouldn't know and it might go wrong when we went to Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r I was straight on it. Yes, Vicki. I will want the other decorated with head and sex, and I will be carrying a bouquet of boilers. I trust that it's all okay with you. The tradition we adhere to is to have flowers adorning the altar. Well, that won't be the case with me, as I have an allergy to flowers. They make my ass forconage, so no thank you.

Well, the main thing I need to ask you is, if you are sure that you love each other and are ready to commit to each other for the rest of your lives. Err... err... err... yes, he does. And yes, he does, and yes he forgones. Now, I would be promising to obey dial-boy during the question and answer a bit, so you need to take that one off your forgones card. Well, that's fine, I'm not unusual these days. Now, I've either of you been married before. No, no chance, my darling, fiancé, is my first own, my own little. And what about you, Miss Chapman?

Yes, twice, but both turned out to be bottled fats. One of them couldn't even pour to neck without making the white pat, all stringy. To be honest, really, Vicar, he was a right, dosie, four and a half width. Have you thought about which hymns you might want for the ceremony? Err, I like that one by the beat of you, you know, a dude. Don't be gaffed, Peter. That's not a hymn. No, we shall have angels by Robbie Williams and the dirty four and ants and some. Now, may I just alert you the fact that my church does not allow any overt displays of

flesh when it comes to the wedding dress? What you see in Vicki, you mean I can't have me fronties hanging loose? Peter, tell him how important it is to me, shove me fronties, me fronties, dance and down the aisle. Er, you're a very crucial date, Er, Could you not bend the rules for us, are you on this occasion? No, no, I'm afraid it's a strictly enforced rule. Right, come on, Peter. Let's knock this joke around here. I want to be vile spoken in

the presence of me for at least. This clown can stick himself over horses for a Mae'r gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith i'n gwaith She wives a wedding breakfast tower which consists of a circle of alternate fried and poachies around the rim of the plate. A horse shows here six egg omelette in the center with runny scrambled in the curved of the horse show, then an omelette hat on top. All kept hot on the wheel to the room by covering I covered in it with a pair of the wife's blumpsat in the... So I took a room and I knocked on the door. Oh the fuck is knocking on my door and my big fuck up dear!

Well you know for a laugh like I've put on a voice. It's a room service for you, a madam. Alright, we'll come in and forgun hurry up about it. I walk in with the wedding breakfast tower and I am meeting you. I have fucked right now. You doze-fuck a midnight creeper. Don't you realise it's bad luck to see the brides dressed before the wedding? Mae'r ddod yn ffwrdd yn midnau creu'r ddod yn yw'r rhaidol, ac mae'r ddod yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn yw'r ddod yn ffwrdd yn yw'r ddod. Mae'r ddod yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ff I used to play with as a child, you know. I keep it in the spare room these days, it has been a very good friend. Keep your baby little eyes on the floor and back out of here,

like you're presenting your saggy ass for surgery, now go and fuck off! Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I am a'r sten i rwy'n teulu sy'n yw'n ysau rwy'n yw. A'r sy'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n yw'n y She's been waiting for my love to arrive. She had chosen when you're in love with a beautiful woman as her entry song. As soon as it struck up, I turned to say her dancing down the aisle, dragging her poorly grandad behind. Fronties were bouncing round like a couple of maras in the back of a van. It was quite a sight, you know, and I will tell you that for note. And you uh, I did a bit uh, uh, promised to a beer and a supplier with Henzegs Undyman, and we got outside the hotel and she saw a bouquet of boilers for the lassies to catch. So, a bouquet of boilers for theasses to catch. Sadly, you know, per extreme muscle density, the bouquet went very, very high and very wearable.

And, laughing on her, grandad said, took him out again for a fortnightly. And she got the courage of the horse carriage and just at last stepped it to get beside her. She said, fuck off your clown, you're going right on the back of the horse, this is my fucking day. But the other went right together side by side, you know, for a better or for worse. Fuck that, you also promised a fucking old baby, so get fucking to it! What's the fucking ask out?

POTTY! I don't know what you would like that. Yes I do, it's a nice touch picture, Peter. I shall enjoy watching your bend legs bobbing down on POTTY. Now fucking get to it! There you go, that's what the worst bit of basket is, many remember. I think I'll stop staring at it now. Don't get it. One paper, a paper, a paper, a paper. I'll feed you, Bob. So, Peter, we are. That was a nice bit of insight. Hey, only nine minutes. It wasn't that long. I thought it was only half way through. I thought there'd be more.

Honeymoon, something like that. The reception. That's that we might find out next time. Every next time. Oh do you want some penguin news? Oh well you're not they're just going to disappoint me. Do you want some? I would love some penguins. I'm sorry. Oh thank you. Well I might bring me off. I forgot a look. I might bring me on. Penguin news. I just didn't bother finding it so I'll try next time. I mean you know I've had a lot on basically Who anything else we want to do? No, that's all from me Andrew That's all I've got but that's a nice podcast in it. It's felt alright. Didn't it? Yeah, no, that's something So tonight we're on a chef field. Yeah, we're going there this, I think it's sold out. Nice.

So it'll be nice to see older people. There's still some tickets for somewhere. Newcastle on the sixth and seventh of March. Yeah. Glasgow on the eighth, Edinburgh on the ninth and then Cardiff on the 27th of March. Yeah, I'd love to be quick, though folks, if you want to say that. Not many left. All the others are sold out unfortunately, but looking for the senior all if you're going to come see us. Yeah, it's a right laugh in it. It's great, yeah. Thanks for listening folks. See you.