Athletico Mince - Ep. 101 - British Fight

Episode Date: March 22, 2020

A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello boys and girls and welcome to Athletical Mints introduced by me, Steve McLaren, and my bestest ever friend, Casper the Snake. Casper's got the horn. Put it down, Casper. Oh, your cheeky bugger. Well, we've had a lovely week staring at home together, watching Prowl and the original John Nettles mid-summer murders. I've found them a bit scary, but Casper can't get enough. Can you miss sweet hours?

We did go out one afternoon, first painting party. And you know, what's that? Oh, Casper, the first painting party was shit. Well, that's not very nice, is it? No parao for you tonight. You couldn't give a fuck! What's got into you, Casper. You can't give a fuck! What's got into you Casper? You don't know!

Well, I think I do. Honestly. Oh darling Casper. You need fun and laughter. Let's go and watch some cartoons. Then have a drink in weather springs springs We could drive in the clown car We could buy a mouse in a pet store Cavourt said in without sprig

Use its feet as a toothpick Does that sound like a plan Casper? So we've got a great show for you today. We've got Mick McCarthy! Oh, you think Mick McCarthy's a 20-Casper? That's the use to me! I would like to be spending as much time as a can of Casper and I hope you'll all spend some quality time

with the people that you love and that live under the same roof. Oh Mr Casper, you need fun and laughter. Have a listen to Martin from Hunter the Hammer, he's got a face you could park in you. Oh my yellow joy pie. It's gonna be all right. We can buy some sweeties and show each other our willies. Hello Casper and Stephen to do to us. All right Andy. Oh to do to this. Alright Andy. Oh hello welcome to this episode this is the first one that we're trying to do remotely from our homes because obviously we're all in isolation. Yeah so that that we should explain that from the beginning and you've chosen to open such an episode which has

let's just say technical obstacles that we didn't overcome. You've started that episode with an incredibly complicated piece of music and song and you have to go off and get your honker at one point as well and then come back. So where do you keep your honker? My honker is going to be bedmitted. I keep it in the bottom of the stairs because I use it to tell the kids the dinner's ready. Oh, yours is like a public honker, mine's more of a security honk. What, you can't honk a burger? You put them on the back foot, don't it? I suppose it would, it would choose an exercise caution.

It gives you the extra couple of seconds where you can sort of pin them down, sit on their face. Yeah, and put your hands where the should be. Yeah. face yeah put your hands where the should be yeah so I don't know if you know Andy but Phil Jones is making another one of his movies for notflix oh good yeah nice but it's good in it and I've managed to get all the first sort of edit of his trailer and I thought people might like to have a listen, so I'll play it, shall I? Yeah. Charlie, will you? Philip, up for mid-Jones, Defender and Occasional Right Back for Manchester United.

But away from the pitch, a Defender of Justice, Truth and the Vulnerable. Alliance heartbeats inside his milky skin, his flattened, featureless face, head is chalk a block full of brilliant ideas and tactical innovations, an ordinary hero for extraordinary times. Wearing a mask of streaky bacon for anonymity, Phil Jones patrols it, streets a sulphur, searching out grime and protecting their innocent. Around his waist a serious tool, utility belt, holding a B&M multi-tool, two Croatian protein bars, a ball of twine and a black pudding.

It's early morning and Phil Jones is at the window of his 18th century, 18th-story penthouse, surveying the main streets of Sulford below him. Philip Jones is eating lucky stars with carnation. He is ready for anything that forces available for him. Phil Jones utilises his super-site to home in on a situation developing just outside an apartment block in Medius City, Sulford. Cook to exterior apartment block. Phil Jones approaches the scene at medium speed, utilising his super water. A small crowd air gathered, looking up at balcony of

four floor apartment where the puppy is whining for help and threatening to jump. Cut to onlooker. Thank God Phil Jones is here. He will have the guy and above all the ideas to save the puppy. I can't think of anyone more suited to rise to this challenge. Using his brilliant football in mind, Phil Jones assesses the situation in style of an A1 robot. Smoke, valuing his sad flat 98 probability fire, puppy trapped on balcony, 80% chance labrador but could be part brutal. Janssen Fibregade arriving before puppy leaps, 50% full realises that this is on him and only him could save there.

Phil Jones takes a back from Black Pudding and Farts to power up a mega-waddle. This propels him at medium fast speed to a nearby play area and you'll tell us in his multi-tool it removes a basket ball net from its mountain. Cut to Phil Jones tying off the open end of the basket ball net with the twine from his series toe utility belt. The plan is clear, Phil will encourage Puppi to jump and catch it in his net. Phil Jones stands beneath the balcony and takes one super moment to focus his incredible mind. It then removes his bacon mask and fires super breaths through the crispy rashes up towards Puppy.

The Puppy can not resist. This is no ordinary bacon. This is Phil Jones homecue with smoked twice-fried bacon. Puppy, that smells good. If he weren't saving that puppy, I'd grab a slice for myself, shouts a bass dander. Come to Phil, shout, spell.

Come on little fella, you can do bath stander. Come to Phil, shouts Phil, come on little fella, you can do it. The puppy is hesitant, but finally it can no longer resist the lure of Phil's twice-fried, mask rashes, it leaps from balcony. Phil possessions his net positions net directly at the end of his trajectory. The crowd is silent, the puppy urtles downward, Philip Jones flexes his incredible muscles. The puppy misses the net by a good couple of feet. Bouga. Bouga. Bouga.

It's not a bad trailer, is it Andy? It's good, I look forward to seeing that. I'm even looking forward to that more than I am of series 2. So until I die first of it. Oh, they should get it out soon, a man. Oh, no. Surely. Well, it will still be, it will be more hell, that then, won't it? Well, we'll see, TV tips and guides and all that baby say four from Monday night is the repeat of the orgy Simpson documentary the five-part nice made in America that's really good good that's on over three nights and that's about it well I would

I'd recommend the tiger thing that's just come on Netflix is terrific and the tiger thing what's the thing about all the Tiger zookeepers in America is terrific. It's a crime thing but it's terrific. All right, what's it called? Tiger thing. Tiger farm or Tiger people or something like that. Put Tiger in you'll find it. I've you'll be now in Orlando.

You know what, I've not been out the house for about four days now. Last thing I went out and did I did a bit of panic buying. I did a panic, I've been panic buying Jigsaw's pub. All right you was not a bad panic buy. You got a plan ahead haven't you? So I mean I was in August, you know I've got an August in the year by and I was picking one up a thousand piece toy story one. Oh nice. Thought the kids might want to join in you know help out now that sort of thing so I did a click and collect took loads of precautions went in with a mask on and gloves and everything pick up me toy story jigsaw right and I turn around and this fucking fella he didn't cough but he kind of spat as he spoke right next to us. He just says, Senior. Oh, Jeremy.

Jeremy fucking Corbin and Angus woman. Jesus, he says, Senior, laddy, try to tackle a potential long-term period of isolation, are you? With a more traditional, slow-paced form of entertainment. Well, yeah, I thought, you know, consuming a bit of time and I think Jigsaw's a good

for mindfulness, I said, well said, I said, I said, he says, he's done any other jigsaws lately, have you? And I haven't, because it just occurred to me I've done them when I was a kid and I thought it would be nice to think they get back in there. I says, I says, no, not for a few years, Jeremy, actually, no, I lied. It's been about 35 years, really. He went, thought not, and a thousand pieces, you'll be sweeping them all off the table in frustration in less than 20 minutes amateur As I said well, I hope not you know, I want to dedicate a bit of time to it and enjoy the acceleration He went ask me my best jigsaw gone. I

Here he goes. Oh, I says what's your best jigsaw Jeremy? 35,000 pieces. Wow. Gosh, exactly. I says, wow, yeah. How long did it take you to do that? He says, eight hours, three hours, and a five hour session, aided only by Oval Tenon and a large bag of Sinder Toffee.

Had softened. That's really impressive. 35,000 pieces in here, always always, I can't beat that. I'll never beat that for those jigsaws to lead the idea. But I just said, you know, really impressive. What was it? What was it of? What was the picture?

He says no picture. Just red, red for labor. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, He did really did well to get it, he did. Yeah. So, you know, there's no beating that and he just went off and then I ate a pot with a woman I was buying nine and bought across the other side of the shop. So I've got a number of pieces for a jigsaw randrie. I'm a bit of a jigsaw person and the

perfect amount is 636 you'll often see boxes and they've got six, three, six pieces. Really? It's because it's a really satisfactory number. So, I have to check it out. See what you think. What kind of shape, do you get a special shape? Just rectangular. You rectangular, yeah? Honestly, I'm not a mignon. I've a look for them.

It's a really satisfactory amount. I had to go out and because... Right. Well, I'm not gonna tell you. I had to go out, well, why? But I had to go to the doctors and it's amazing. Have you ever been to the doctors recently? I have been to the doctors, though. It's amazing, right? You get to your surgery and there's not a nurse, but one of the receptions is outside the surgery. Well, this is in member

of my surgery, got the mask on and all that. And I pad and you have, there's a sign up there and you got a Q6 feet from the next person she comes around checks your opponent on right I pad and like if you're fitting off you have to queue you're not allowed inside if you're what else sorts of rules you know she checks but it's the best thing you get your temperature checked with a gun whoa you're you know like a thing that she points at you for it. They shoot the shoot us the moment. Yeah. So then, but then eventually I took forever and then she shout the shout you know like literally shout your name out out the window and then the lady escorts you all the way around the cars

away from the queue. You go inside and I'm there to see me doctor, doctor Graham. Outside the room there's like a washing station, not the squirt squirt, you have to wash your hands in this room. Yeah, a squirt is out of there. Then you have to put on little disposable gloves. So anyway, I get into the room and this is what it's like and it's not Dr. Graham, it's the new doctor I hadn't seen him before. Right. And it's just a web, a web was free, you get in to see, yeah. Yeah, he's just going to get in and out, yeah.

So I told him what my problem was, which I'm not sharing with you Andy. All right. And just because of the nature of my problem, I stripped down, get on the examination table, you know. Yeah. Yeah. And he starts to listen to like me lungs with a step-scope, right? And then suddenly I feel the score being wrapped really tightly around me neck. Yeah, I look up and I'm choking and he's got a large box of disposable gloves in his free hand. I just about managed to make out, he had 500 gloves, yeah. bozable gloves in his free hand. I just about managed to make out he had 500 gloves. Yeah, he said, a lot proud. Spread your legs and start feeding these despicable gloves into yourself. Individually and they're great speed. South African and the. So what can I do? I'm naked. I've got this thing around me neck.

Yeah. So I start removing the gloves from the box, you know know doing as I was told like. He says fast there and more rhythmically you fit prick so I start to speed up. Now put this tiny clan head on and start chanting the words Gary Monks, I pre-cut the army! So just as I start saying it you know Gary Monks, I pre-cut army, the door arms, incomes doctor Graham, the block jumps up and dives out of the window yeah so I thank god you came in dr Graham do you really think he would have made me feed all 500 gloves inside me dr Graham Scottish you know and he says okay listen if he can feed 500 gloves then I can feed 500 more only joking laddie I

Areckony would have gang bangers you've got your fucking love them So it turned out that was South African so that's good incident. Yeah, they they tend to come when you're not expecting them Where you where you where you treated after that by dr. Grimm? By dr. Oh, yeah, he's he's wonderful Dr. Grimm, yeah. Absolutely wonderful. I've got some questions here for you. Go on then. You kids.

Number one, as a millionaire, are you worried that a global financial crisis will force you sell your collection of antique bottles of toilet duck? I'm not millionaire and I don't have any antique bottles of toilet duck. Very, very, very nicely deflected there. Question 2, are you currently forcing your servants to keep away from you and be isolated in the compound made from chicken wire and old front doors? You have constructed for them.

Do you know what was the cause of the British rod stewat? Joe Long thorn Do you know do you know? Yeah, he had a he had a nervous dispute On a boundary dispute which he lost so what he did was is he bought I don't know where you get him from he bought a whole load like you know 300 yards of front doors Front doors and he erected them as Offense between them and his

nerve you know because it was such an eye saw. Yeah so I'm not finding there's no finer sight than a fence made out of front doors I think it wouldn't ones not UPVC that can fuck off again well deflected third question on what did you predict you will kill and eat your servants pet pet castral? Exactly 11 weeks from today. 11 weeks from today. I shall be talking into castral rest. I hope you enjoy it. Hold on Andy, Mick McCartley's just coming. Mick!

Oh, I, I, I, I, come here Mick. Where have you up to Mick? I've just been to the supermarket. The shelves are bastard empty. Oh, that's a show, Mick. What were you after? Stuff! Buster, stuff!

Enough of it was gone, you'll to busters, all right? Yo, stop piling! I am being stockpiling, Mick. I'd just get me normal delivery, you know, on every week on a Friday. A delivery, what kind of a son of a bastard is that? You need to touch your bastard mate before you buy it. You need to smell your bastard veg. Check how much bastard Niasin is in your cereals. Oh, you're a big, big fan of knives and then Mick. You're busting up! It's an essential human nutrient!

Every part of your busted body needs it to function! It can actually repair your DNA! Think about that, you pair of f- bustards! What do you eat, Mick, to get your knives in? Wait a busted bix! You get five milligram of knives in and preserving and a cheeky milligram of re-bore-busted-flavin. And what does re-bufflavin don't make? It converts carbohydrates into chide-busted phosphates. What's not like to like about that process? Nothing to make. Look,

make there's a pair of we of it on top of the mini freeze there if you'd like to take them. Yes, our busted wood. Thank you. One last thing. What's that, Mick? You're still a pair of bastards. If I say you, Mick, say Siri on Andy. If I make. See you, Mick. That's my price. What's your name? I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy.

I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy.

I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy.

I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. I'm Andy. Ha ha ha ha ha, natural! What a nice surprise! What do you want? What I want is a fight. A good honest British fight. No weapons, just punches, edlocks and kicking. Do you want to fight me fat boy? I don't want to fight you Nigel, no?

Is that because you know it's a fight that you will lose? No, I just don't want to fight you. So are you saying that you think you could beat me in a fight? Because if you are, you're sadly misguided. I'm an excellent British fighter. Look, Nigel, I fully accept that you could beat me in a fight and I do not want to have a fight with you, alright? What about you, Granddad?

Have your ancient bones got any fight left in them? Well I might have one good scrap left in me before I popped my clogs. Would you like that last fight to be with me or do you want to win your last fight? Because if you fight me it is a fight you will lose. No I don't want a fight with you Nigel, thank you. Maybe you don't have a choice. Maybe I want to fight you and beat you in a fight. I need you to admit to me that if we had a fight, I would win that fight. Are you talking a British fight? No biting, no knives, no pulling hair spitting? Yes, I only participate in British fights. Well, I'm up it to confirm that I believe you would beat me in a British fight.

Right, I want both of you to sign this document here confirming that I have offered you both a fight and that you have both declined that offer because you accept I would win that fight. Yeah, I'll do it and do it with you. Yeah, I do it and do you yeah fine no problem. Yeah, there you go Nigel thank you sensible ads live long and prosper see you around some time Maybe in the playground of the park when I'm mid-fight Yeah, see you Nigel. Thanks Nigel. Tera. I mean live long and prosper was a nice touch I think listen I've got a quiz Andrew. I'm gonna hit you with it quite quickly. I was doing the quiz because I've got one as well. Well, you can do them both and they say how we get on.

Oh, God, no. Jesus, pick the one that. Well, you know, we're being on our little tour and I changed the format of the quizzes to calorific value, yeah? You did, yeah. And I enjoyed it, so I'm doing it again. What do you think of that? Go for it. It's called honk, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan, pan you enjoy it? And I enjoyed it, so I'm doing it again. What do you think of that? Go for it.

It's called, it's called Honk Pap Topic. Poo-nuts! Pap-boying Mars. Oh yeah! Twak-n-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h- Give me just a little more time, time, time. And what is Andy, is the calorific value of three of the UK's greatest chocolate bars, the boost, the Mars and the topic. Highest calorie to lowest or vice versa. Are they your full size?

Are they all of the same size? Gram-wise, standard bar. Doesn't help me very much that. What was it? Boost, topic and Mars. Yeah. I'm going to say the, oh, you know what topic? I think nuts are quite calorific.

You reckon? Yeah, I think they might be. And then, I don't know what the fuck's in a boost. I don't know anyone knows what's in a boost. I'm going to go for fuck's in a boost. I don't know anyone knows what's in a boost. I'm gonna go for topic Mars boost. Ooh, you are completely wrong Andrew, not one in the right position. Just a shambles boost.

Boost 250, KJ, topic 236, KJ, and the Mars 228. What's in a boost? What's in a boot, then? I think... Well, I think it's probably worse, I mean, I think it's a kind of ground up, nothing, peanut, peanut buttery sort of centre... So I was on the right track with the calorific peanut. Yeah. No, I'll credit to you. What do you want a little fun watering canvas, or present?

Add just a little honk from the honk, please. Thank you. Now, listen, do you put your little fun watering can? There's a present. Dad's just a little hunk from the hunker place. Thank you. Now listen, do you put your chocolate bars in the fridge? No. No. Sometimes I'll have a Mars bar from the fridge on a hot deer, but usually no. So that seems to me that we implicit that they are usually

a Mars bar in the fridge for you to have when there's a hot day. No, I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I do. I'll let you in a secret. What I'll do is sometimes I put one in the freezer for 10 minutes. You dirty, dirty burger. What's wrong with that? It's too much.

It's too much, isn't it? It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. Have you got something in your fridge that I do this, that I technically know shouldn't be in me fridge but

may have it is to keep it in the fridge so I'll persevere with it. Where do you stand on ketchup being in the fridge? Do you have ketchup where you live? Do I have it? Yeah like times ketchup. Yeah I have the irons ketchup yeah. I don't keep it in the fridge Andy should I? There's a massive debate about this, whether you should or you shouldn't. They will see you shouldn't, but on the label it says, keep refrigerated. Oh. So, officially you should.

But I never used to when I was a kid. I don't know whether I want me to catch it warm. You're not cold, sorry. It's not. Yeah, exactly. It's just going to cool down the food, isn't it? What about crisps? Do you put them in the fridge? If you probably don't do...

I don't want crisps. crisps. No, I don't want crisps in the fridge. Well, try it, and it turns out I've tried it, and it somehow can't put me on it. It makes them more refreshing. TEEE! What kind of crisps are we talking about here?

Walkers, you know, crisps. Just standing walkers. I want eight of those, it's one. So give me good egg. What's your favourite flavour? Of crisp. Of walkers. Of walkers.

Do you know it? You can occasionally get a tomato, ketchup, Andrew, and it's beautiful. It's like an oil painting. Is it beautiful from the fridge? Of course it is, yeah. Which ties in with ketchup. That's maybe the that answers our question. Speaking of the kitchen in the fridge,

have you got anything more to add about the fridge? Well, I did ask you originally, there's anything you, just by force of habit you put in the fridge, but you know you shouldn't. And I do it, I keep potatoes in the fridge and I keep me ground coffee in the fridge. And I know you're not mental, but that's just what I do, man. Yeah.

Potatoes I do, yeah, in or Zadou yeah and a general vegetable so yeah I never leave vegetables out of a road temperature because that's a nice coffee you've got there Bob. Thank you. Hey do you know I've got two fridges if you'd like to call me Bobby Toe fridges you can. Fucking hell have you yeah. And are they both in your kitchen have you got one in like a utility room? Not next to each other built in a cupboard. Fridge Ian Fridge B. Yeah and beneath beneath both of them is freezer Ian Fridge B. utility room not next to each other built in in a cupboard fridge in fridge B yeah and beneath beneath both of them is freezer air and freezer B have you got specific names for them you're in B or just left and right or I felt

sent to if I was sent to the Y I would say can you go they're in the freezer you know the one where the cat pissed on the door. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's got a different year I suppose. Hey I've got a new feature we're going to try it because it's kitchen related. It's called Inside Ande's Lifestyle. Okay. And I've got a little song to start off with. Let's all get inside and ease lifestyle. And I'm going to ask you a question about my lifestyle. I want

you to guess which the answer is. It's got the acquisition, isn't it? I quite like it. Which calendar, Robert, have I got on my kitchen wall at the moment? Is it Northeast beaches? Mmm. Is it working horses? Or is it David Boy? I would think it's northeast beaches. It's working horses. Working horses. Oh, you're getting your dirty boy. You're naughty boy.

There you are. You like the big horses, yeah? Of course, one pound, we sun chose it. It's working horses. Why do you need a calendar? Well, why do you need a calendar? It's traditional, isn't it? Oh, I'll tell you why you don't need a calendar because like your mobile phone

tells you what date it is. Yeah, but you need like right stuff down when you're going to do things and that's something I was talking about for everyone to refer to for the family to look at. Yeah, almost. Oh, that's why. Oh, look at that. We're not having dipters again till Thursday. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah, and the Thursday. That's the thing, yeah. And the blue drinks come in a week on Sunday.

Yeah, yeah, when the man comes round. I've got some questions from the wife, Andrew. Go on then. Andrew, in Sunderland, do you still curtsy to posh people? You know, like people who have got a job or have got their own set of soap cases. Andrew. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you've got a sure respect. They might give you a job at some point. So yeah. Thank you. Andrew,

is it true that over 30% of the parving slabs in Sunderland are only kept in place due to the build-up of hardened dog dirt in the cracks. I've not investigated that personally. I don't know, I can ask the council. I take a look. I might do. I might get on my hands and knees and have a look later on. Andrew. Is it true that there's a block in Sunderland but was turned a monkey to piss down chimneys to clean them out is that true it is isn't it I don't know if that is true he hasn't come round so but I imagine he's working his way around it's not something you can do quickly something you can do quickly. Alright Bob, me and the wife are staring at the foreign book, nothing you'll in this

house really, because the wife don't get out much due to a fluid leak from her leg and the whistling sound her arms make when she's out and get angry, you know, and starts flattening them around, you know. She don't want me in the TV room at the moment, so I spend a lot of time in the all-wheel, you know, waiting for the shout out something she needs. a'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith The car is passing by, you know. Oh, I think it is one coming now. God, y'all know, this and I reckon could be miserable see. Right, that was great. Quite a long car, you know, maybe scored a superb, I'm not sure.

That red could be a Renault, you know, my player that old star with stopped outside the house. I mean, actually got a good stallion. I'll pay to act. You fucking dozey half-witted fucking moron! Get in here now! I thought you wanted me to stop in the room, because you're following germs. Just get in here, you fucking dozey dial!

Hello darling! I'd like to write me a little word. Dio. Eh, hello darling. Oh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, So what was it that I could get for you? Nothing. Just sit down. I want a fucking word with you. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I of one of us kicking the bullet because of this fucking jam. Please! Err, I don't even like to think about anything that may interfere with me darling. Your charges fetch you a nice big tower of scrambled. Just fucking listen William. I've asked Will thickest the silicent at the pop round so we can both make our folk on Will's. round so we can both make our folk on wheels. That will be him now. Go on us in the door, you lazy prick. Oh, come in Mr. Vickers. That's right. Come to the front room where you'll find my wife.

Oh, hello Mr. Vickers. Thank you so much for coming. Would you like a cup of tea and a nice eggie forken biscuits? Ah, no, no, thank you. The air in here is rather thick and heavy. Do you mind if I open a window? What an excellent idea Will Fickers. Open the window Peter, you slack forker. Your blouse, the pay is to have popped up and Mrs. Bayesley. Ma'am, maybe you could fix that. Oh, I didn't realise how fucking embarrassing is that. Please accept my sincerely fucking apologies. Right, so, have you discussed, don't you, like, to leave your estate to?

Er, no, no, no. Yes, we fucking have. If Peter dies first, then everything he owns goes to make. If I die first, then everything the man goes to that body like with the beard of SS who dares wins on channel 4 and 4. Hank Middleton's name, but you'd better check that, give it a good quick fuck and fact check. So Peter would get nothing? Yeah he can live in the house till he props it and have a small weekly allowance, you know a hundred quid asthma, should more than

co-fuckin' a cover it. Thanks love, that's very far from like your coconut milk. Right, so what happens to the house on Peter's death? I would like it to be so alike and the process used to build a big f**k off sculpture outside the Newcastle United ground. Ah, look, what sculpture of me. No, a big fucking chicken egg with my head sticking out the top. Ah, right, some very nice look. Well, I'll say simple enough, I'll get the wheels drawn up and send them there for your signature. Oh, your button has popped up and again, Mrs. Beansley. Ah, my fucking bad wolf. I'm afraid my fronties and a bit swollen. Do you're too worried about the fun and fucking gem? Hmm, right, I'll let myself out, I think, and uh, cheerio.

Uh, well that's our nice and softest and probably in it love. Thank you very much for that. Uh, would you like me you know, go and be it like Hank Middleton? No, I wouldn't. You'd look even more like a fucking hobbit. Now fuck off out the room. I'm watching part of Fast New Zealand and it's a fucking beauty. Ah, okay, I love.

I'll go and check my mother is for cash. Red, maybe a citrum bingo, a diesel, maybe three C-rays. I have a big white transit, probably pass control of the drain stop. Say your Bob, I'm going to concentrate on this, to your Bob. So, that was nice of Pete, send that in, wouldn't it? So, his eyes are lit with his wife, and he's put some soda effects on there as well. They're not so, they don't go to the store.

That's about it then. We'll be back with another one soon, hopefully. Bye everyone. Yes, see everyone. Stay safe. you