Athletico Mince - Ep. 105 - Crying Babybel

Episode Date: May 14, 2020

Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All right, Andy. Hello. Oh, you're doing I think I'm all right. Yeah, it's I don't know. Are you all right? I'm all right I'm having the dreams, you know, The dreams are bad, aren't they? Yeah. The spooky dreams. Yeah. But I'm having really kind of like cinematic sort of dreams. Well, okay. But almost like sort of more imaginative

than anything I could come up with in real life in terms of like plots and things like that. Makes me think they're not your dreams. Someone's penetrating. So I'm beaming them in from like no you're not the list of dreams someone's I'm not having them you think someone's breaking in and feeding them into me ears or someone like that at home schooling Andy yes I am I'm home schooling yeah I've only got one child home school because the other ones

supposed to be don't JCSA exams oh no I'm actually I meant for yourself I wondered if you finally finally going to try to get some more levels. Yeah, I'm watching that BBC bite-sized thing, you know, they've got different age groups going from like five right through the 18 and then they've just got like dozzles. So yeah, they're just showing cartoons and that. Are you doing on school and for your lad? For me, lad I am, yeah. Is it terrible, is it torture? Oh, yeah. Neither of us want to do it.

Yeah. It's not, it's not, but you know what it is? He's not learning anything because it's just like, he's having to do like stuff, the given, it's like just homework basically. Yeah. There's no one teaching him anything. I can't teach him anything.

I've got a note as you know. Yeah. So, you know, I've got nothing. You could teach him about cheap cuts of meat and processed meats. I could do, I could take him out of Ratten, no bees. Yeah. I don't know if you're allowed to go out and I don't know if I counted your official exercise each day. When I was a bin man, there was one member of the crew was the rat. So and he'd have a stick. He'd go, he'd smash the living shit out of them. Just use the stick. None of these chemicals and all that.

He just used to smash the heads in. Different times, we had a son of a, left back on Joe Bolton in the late 70s and his hobby was writing, what did he, he was a dog. I think he had a dog, you don't get that with professional footballers. I think it was in shoot. He did one of their profile things You know and it's a hobby's writing And you don't you don't get that way, you know, you're right. He's sterling and you yeah, you're Jimmy Vardy's anymore No, they're just like Maybe you're already in tankers Doble and stuff don't they? Yeah, that's all it is so lucky. I lucky Remember jules. I'm gonna start off with a John Cooper lockdown poem

Oh good all right. Yeah, are you ready to receive it? Go proceed see how you feel about this John Cooper lockdown I used my beer trimmer to cut my hair. I sit in me car for the change of air I'm looking the fridge instead at the cheese I sit on the sofa and draw knobs on my knees I'm locked down, Gary, how'd you do? I beg some bread and it tastes like hummus It sits like lead in me blotting stomach

I take a towel upstairs to put in the drawer I get in bed and drop the towel on the floor I'm locked down, Gary, how do you do? I dream that Vernon Care sold me a loot, then caved me head in with a Chelsea boot. I wake up with sweatshirt under kegs, pick up me be a trimmer and start shaving me legs. I'm locked down, Gary, how do you do?

Thank you, towel-off, for all your informative leaflets. That's it. That's it. I can't really do the voice, you know, but. No. It's good enough. The only voice I can really do correctly, I reckon, is Jeremy Vandy.

Don't you reckon? Yeah. I don't think how long comes. Yeah, that's bang on, isn't it? I don't think anyone comes to this podcast for accurate impersonations, I don't think how you're gonna come. Yeah, that's bang on, isn't it? I don't think anyone comes to this podcast for accurate impersonations I don't think, if they do, they're gonna be sorely disappointed. I'm gonna need you to choose a name or stay as Ronnie up dogs, Ronnie. Okay.

And you got that? I've got Claude Satsuma. Doesn't sound great. Probably, and only in front of him, he keeps a bucket of mousefeet in his orangey so many might have quite grand premises you know it's up to you yeah jinks Fisher jinx Fisher Andrew right born with the ability to jinx small electrical vices such as hair tongs, little mini whisks. In fact, just those two hair tongs. And just those two. Egan Jigsaw.

Well, what does that mean? When he jinks us and what happens to them? They're broke. Yeah, fucks them off. Yeah. What, with a stick? Oh, you can do it. It's in your brain.

It's his mind, yeah. With his mind, I'm gonna go for the first word. What was it, Claude? You haven't even heard so much. You've heard, yeah. Oh, for the first one. What was it, Claude? Hey, you haven't even heard of some nerd yet. Oh, there's another one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You're taking quite a cause of that orangey he's got, yeah. Yeah. That's something, yeah, don't worry anything for that. Do you owe me anything?

Yeah, I've got a, why are you somebody else something for that? Just said thank you Lord. Thank you Lord. That's alright, I'm good with my people. Andi, I got some great news. There was a celebrity, have you heard of the great pottery throwdown? Oh yeah!

They did a celebrity version of the show and then a pie look for it, right? But it was never broadcast. But I got to know how about it. I got some malware from Infinity Rocket Blastkates plastics, so I managed to get all of a copy so there was three celebrities Robert Pestan, Jamie Vardy and Roy Othson and the judge presenter was none other than our favourite nonsense potter Neil Hunt. Oh brilliant. Yeah so what I've done is I've edited the highlights into an MP4, right? So should we have a listen? Well, it is an MP4, you'll be able to see it, but

this is a podcast or... Yeah, well, yeah. I'm clearly all due of it. All right, I'll quickly, I'll quickly what do you call it? I'll quickly shrink it into an MP3 free all right do all right thanks right welcome to the celebrity pottery throwdown my name is Neil Hunt and I think you'll find that as a judge I'm a total nightmare so don't even think of toding with me or giving me any of your celebrity chutzpah right first off tell me who you actually, because I haven't got an F in clue. You first, you with the gardening chin. I'm James Vardy, the centre forward for Leicester City Football Club. I believe that art transcends all human endeavour, and that social harmony will only ever be chieved through a spiritual realignment. Oh, I see you're a Todd Warrior, well I've dealt with plenty of your tribe before.

Take me on and you'll regret it. What about you? Yes you. The one who looks like an ancient woodland creature. Who the actual hell are you? Look, I'm too, Crystal Fist for fuck up, and I'm an only chairman of the South London Whaa-whaa-whaa! Collective! Excuse me, what was that word you said? Whama? Whaa-whaa?

Whaa-whaa? Whaa-whaa? Whaa-whaa? What? Whaa-whaa? Oh, it must be some sort of woodland banter. You're obviously a todstick, that's all I need to know. And you, scruffy hermit, who are you?

Who actually are you Oh for Christ's sake spit it out man! I'm... Oh forget it! Someone needs to oil this joke as mind. Right, your challenge today you have two hours to make a simple cereal bowl with a designer illustrates what Todd does would call your happy place. Get on with it. Right, your time's up. Bring your bowls to my judges table. You first, Vardy. Tell me about your bowl.

I'm not actually calling it a bowl. I'm calling it an inspiration vessel. Inside the IV is a cross section of my magic chin. In the center is the pulsating orb of awakening that simulates my spatial awareness when I'm in or around the box. What on earth is that good to do with your happy place? Has your tiny mind dissolved and drip fed itself out of your arsehole? I don't think you fully comprehend a senior potter, that channel between the two defenders to either side of the box is my happy zone, and this pulsating orb is what guides me to this joyous place. It all sounds like the witterings of a pervert to me,

but hey, I'm only the greatest nonsense potter in the world, so what do I know? You now please scruffy hervert boy. Tell me about your bowl. Robert Persner. Err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, err, er Ah! Ooooooh! AHHHH! It's a simple... AHHHH! Ooooooh! AHHHH!

Plain but... Ooooooh! AHHHH! Simple! Yes, simple! Simple, you've got that right, mate! Just like the person who made it! Try thinking before you speak, and that way the world won't have to waste its time

listening to your unfinished Symphony of shit woodland away. Hey Mr. Hooty Hoot. Tell me about your bowl Buh oh I think so your awful side man. This is a replica of the drawback should cruxable in which the indestructible nuts of Grammar de Groek's the star-brook was fashioned by the york-yldestepius. Bow! I've never put in so much salt, since I last saw more wood! It's only suitable for storing insect piss.

It's an absolute offense to the eye under you and retract. You take that back. I'll dare you insult the ethereal memory of the apius! I've got to kick your fatty loads up, pal! Ah! Get off! Oh! Like fucking out! Get off!

Get off me! Get off me out, thing! I should warn you that my brother's ex boss owns a horse shop that sells whips and he has a brass hand that can rotate it over 90 revs per minute. Oh no give a fuck little man, my best friend is Christian Britech, and he's completely off his tit if I don't lose him, he'll shred you up like a litters in a commercial. Well Andy I had to edit the next bit because the sound went to shit. But basically what happened was that Pestan pulled Roy off and Pestan and Roy stood face in Neil Hunt, yeah.

Suddenly Roy picked up a clay hammer and raised it above his head as if to strike Neil, yeah. And Neil says, why is it always gliding on me? I once painted a mural at a children's hospital. And then Vardy's magic chin began the glow and pulsate. The orb inside had sent the gap between Pestan and Roy, and he sprinted through the gap pushing Roy and Pestan aside and delivered his bowl straight into Neel's hands. Thank you,eney. I can now see that you spoke only the truth and what's more, I declare you Potter of the Week. Fuck you, dude!

Ah, ah, ah! That's all from Pottery Throwdown. Join us next week when the guest judge will be Joe fucking Sugg! And that was a bit of a shumbles, wasn't it, Anni? Joe fucking suck And that that was the bit of a shambles, wasn't it? I mean that well did it get picked up there by channel four? No, it's get picked up That's quite a surprise because I'd quite high production values. I thought that might have thought that might have been it But we might say it on channel five maybe good stuff You might see them doing it from their homes, do you know? I mean?

Yeah. Because there's a lot of very high quality TV going out. If TN is doing stuff in their houses. Is it getting on your knockout list stuff? I'm not watching it. Have you watched any good telly? Because this is the bit where we normally talk about telling you about. Well, I tell you what I've been doing and awful lot of me and me, me, and by Tom, a lot of escape to the country. Of you. Yeah. We like commenting on that as if we're better than them, you know. Yeah.

You know, similarly, I've never really watched grand designs up till now, but maybe daughter of discovered a mutual love for it, so we're starting to get into them. It's a good show, isn't it? Well, I'd never really been in it. They would have just thought it was just sort of like, you know, house porn, fucking nonsense, but it's quite good for what. Like you say, people watching, commenting on it, assuming you're better than they are,

we've got better ideas, looking at their foolishness. Do you think that's the key to all these, um, these sort of property shows, or whatever the right is, just watching it, thinking you're better than them. And you're not just reinforcing your superiority over people. I think it probably is, yeah. We're doing it. It's what we need in these times, isn't it? I mean, as it turns out, it'd be wrong. I watched one the other day where there was, there was a couple and they were going to build outside a wood and they had like a tiny budget and we're gonna leave all the interiors just like breeze blocks and bits of metal and stuff

because they just weren't asked about doing it properly. At the end of doing it properly, and it's nice and then, I had to tip me out often, find a hat, put it on and then take it off. All right, so I've been watching 30 rock. I like 30 rock. That's good. Are you enjoying it? I'm quite enjoying it. I think you know, I know you probably not meant to say this.

I think it's better than Curve your enthusiasm Andrew. I'm going through all these old American ones. Yeah. Probably it's because it's got, it's one of them where they'll have like one and then big teams of writers and it's full of gag, gag, gag, gag, which is great. Yeah. I'm not making it a bit of that. Parks and wrecks good as well.

I've tried that. Ah, hmm. You need to get a second series as when it gets good. Okay, and I mean, I'm mainly YouTube, and I came across a bloke called Sam the Cooking Man, yeah, is an American, slightly obnoxious. But I penetrated as well because he came to London to eat London food and it is a very good episode you have breakfast you know

yeah all the English stuff and it's interesting what a Yank thinks about all like you know bubbling squeaks shepherds pie baggers and mash jelly flavor of it or not yeah he loved it he He really loved it. That's nice. But that got me into an area of YouTube where people from other nations come and try British food. Yeah. And I've been enjoying that. And Stevie M.R.E. with his Russian opening, I've still been watching him. Oh, is he still doing that?

I thought he might have run out by now. That is a little extra announcement that we forgot to mention during the recording of this episode. We're going to start doing a little free email news later occasionally. We'll just send it out when there's a new episode and it'll have links in the stuff that we've talked about in the episode and the other news and stuff that's going on in the world of athletic comments. You can sign up to this thing, if you go to athleticomins.com slash minsmail or just go on the site and click on the minsmail tab and you can sign up, put your email address in and we'll send you out one of these newsletters. We might ask you to contribute stuff to featuring it. I don't know, we'll see how it goes. I haven't really got any plans about our work, but that's basically it. Yeah. Can I introduce my new feature at this point? Go on then, you forker. It's called Big Talk with a little twat. That's right.

That one's a little bit. That's you. Yeah. Just just a quick just a nice relaxed, little back kind of chat, you know, privately, do you dislike yourself? Um, I would dislike aspects of myself, yeah, like really intensely. Yeah, I wish I could be more assertive in life. Does it keep you're awake and stuff like that? No, not really, but occasionally I, I, occasionally I'll see someone say on a property show, you know, that seems to have got their act together.

Yeah. And I tell you what, is Andy, I think I wish I was grown up. Right. That kind of takes me not to me second question. Not nice. Weirdly, which is, do you often wish you'd had a proper career and it made more of a contribution? Well, I mean I did have a proper career. I didn't like it. But you know I don't think I get the impression you went very good at it. No I

want very good it I'm not very good at what I do now. It would it would have ended. Had you not kind of drifted into what it is you don't know whatever that is. I'm just a little down I'm a little stocking order who should be doing manual work. Kicking me out. Even if you'd just been like a dentist receptionist for just six months, that would have added up more than, you know, what you've really achieved. Yeah, the most important. The society. Yeah. You know, when I was a bin man, it's probably the one when I was. Yeah. That was you think you think you picked. I think I picked. Yeah. Oh, I look gorgeous when I was a bin man. You just went when I was, yeah, that was you think you think you picked? I think I picked, yeah.

Oh, I looked gorgeous when I was a bin man. You just went when I strolled down the street, you know, with the rolling the bins out and that, I'd hear you put people shouting from the windows, whoa, that bin man's gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, that doesn't ring true. I might cut that bin out, I didn't like that. Thanks, that's big talk with a little twat.

I might do it again sometime. Yeah, okay. Do you want a bit of chit-chitty with the fatty? That's a poor sore, yeah. All right. All right, so I just would know it's just a nice chat with the fatty. How often are you looking in your fridge during the lockdown?

Not that often, because I make a lot of fresh fruit. If I go into the fridge, just maybe see get some grips out that I'm keeping in there, keep them cool. That's a question. My shopping chain this morning, Andy, and there was four pairs. So I unpacked them, took them down through to the living room, removed the four now rotten pairs from the fall. I'm just twice the width. Have you got any capacity worries with your freezer or anything? Have you been bulk buying? I had been originally when this all started,

but it settled down to a decent level now, and I've chucked away loads of shit that I didn't need that was in there. Some potato waffles, smiley faces, got rid of them. Yeah. I had some ice cubes in there, wasn't using them, got rid. I, um, I well looked in Manny of the day, there was a little baby bell crying inside the fridge. In the freezer? In the fridge. Little baby, just, yeah, it was crying.

So what I did Andy was I'll put it next to an E-damp, big full E-damp and the E-damp looked after it, you know, and it's just so interesting. Andy, do you like extreme sports? You know like snowboarding, BMX on super choppy terrain, eating in weather spoons, that sort of thing. No, I like snooker. You like snooker. I like snooker. Yeah. I bet you shit at iron and seek the size of you, you know what I mean. Oh fuck, man, is that a proper question? Is that every any more of these if you got? But you want me to stop. I'll ask you one more. It's a nice question right which do you consider the superior the superior male an Indian or a Chinese

what a question Chinese you're Chinese just just prefer a Chinese it is more mucky in it I will imagine you would like. Yeah. Plus as well, you've got to think about the aftermath of the aftermath of the aftermath, right? Really? Afterwards. The aftermath. How much?

Because you know, you're surprised. I love those side dishes, you know, like potatoes in curry and cauliflower in curry and that. Yeah. Are you getting like Indian food delivery at your house or are you just totally shut down? I fear the takeaway. You know, but the bugs me son of it because he's happy to handle the packaging and that,

but I won't get him in. I think he's missing them a lot. He can handle the package outside and then dish it up and then bring it in surely. I know, but I just worry you know, look at the egg, I'm looking old, I am at Andy. I know. you know look at the egg that I'm looking for can old day I'm at and the lano as you know and I'm probably spy software installed at Mount Lawrence's bungalow infinity plastics one of their new security systems very very effective company on the yeah very very very reliable rigs. So a bit of an incident last week this is what occurred so Barbara and Mark were sat in the front room both having a nice cup of hot chocolate.

Oh this chocolate is lovely does he use carnation milk in it Barbara? can I mention milk in it Barbara? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe it's wise. Yes, I'm sure Mark. I mean, if there is a major spillage, that's going to cut right into our blender wipe supply. If we run out of blender wipes, we could run out of hope. Mark, just enjoy your chocolate and read your encyclopedias. Hey, Barbara Love, did you know that in 2010, you only lay the Transpheredage production of Alamlite Creme from Need and Market to more modern facilities in Perth, late? No, I didn't, Mark, that's very interesting though. It'd be nice to go out for a curry once this is overwhelmed at love. Yes, Mark, you just read your book, love.

Barbara, did you know that they're currently 75 public department of transport approved waybredges in the UK? No, I didn't know that, Mark. There's a picture here of the waybridge, the junction of the A1 and the A659 at Boston Spa near Weatherby. Do you want to have a look at it, love? No, I'm alright, thanks. Mark, could you try and drink your chocolate a bit more quietly, please? The Waiberidge on the M6 at Perry Park in process over 23 lbs per hour. That's a decent capacity, isn't it, love? Lorry's per hour. That's a decent capacity isn't it love?

I'm sorry Mark I can't stand that slurping noise you're making. I'm going to have my chocolate in the conservatory. Oh okay love. Well at that moment there's a knock on the door it's Mark's nephew Jack Graylish. Hello lad come in you shouldn't really be out in the back here and lock down, you know. I know Uncle Mark, it's just that I was driving to the chemists to get me vertigo pills when I suddenly got very upset and frightened. Well, come on in Lad, I'll never sit down. It's a safe distance. So what was it that upset you? a'r ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ymdod yn ydod yn yd full injuries. It's 25, I think you've done all you're growing. Are you sure Uncle Mark? Because as you know I do trip and fall a lot and a higher fall is such a frightening thought, especially if it's repeated say 50 times over the course of a match. I'm a

hundred percent positive Jack. That would you like Barbara to make you an ass mug of hot chocolate? A mug. A mug that sounds terrifyingly heavy. The pressure on moil, both joint could be horrific. Could or two steve it in your neck, cup. No Jack, you have it in a mug. It'll be fine. Barbara, can you fetch a mug of froth hot chocolate for young Jack? Aweldu, hello Jack.

Hello, Bob. Jack, I think I saw many public way bridges that are out of the UK. Well, wouldn't say for clue, might be a thousand. No, only 75. It's the credibly low figure, isn't it? Uncourt, please, about that furry horn numbers can make me feel a bit frightened and nauseous. There you go Jack, be careful it's quite hot. I'm down to my last bit, I'll just finish it off and then you can make me another love.

Alright Mark. I've got what was said, it sounded like a monster coming to trip me up. Oh no, I'm sorry I've spilled all the chocolate over the sofa. Oh dear, I'm so, so sorry Barbara. Oh don't fret Jack Barbara's got plenty of blinder waves to sort that out. Haven't you love? Haven't you love? I made a plenty of blended wives to sort that out. Haven't you, love? Haven't you, love? I made a bit of a mess doing the frothing for Jack's chocolate, I'm afraid, and I've used up the last roll. Oh my God, Barbara, I told you,

frothing was frothing. The day Jack could jeopardize our blended wives' apply. If you got any toilet rattle, you could deploy that. No, that's just a jack. We use the bullet this for our dirty bottoms too. You know, because they're so soft and forgiving. Are they saying wonderful? Oh, they are.

It's like why I put your bottom with the bassist chin. But now they're all gone. We were in lockdown. Maybe we should have... Should just... Maybe you shouldn't have let your supplies run down without ordering replacements, who job is the reordering? That's Mark's job. That's it, I've had enough of today, I'm going in the conservatory.

And Mark's dropped off and Barbara says, oh thank god for that. and Barbara says, oh thank god for that. And Jack and Barbara laugh with such intensity. It's as if every tick of the mantelpiece clock was a raspberry delivered by Harry Seacum. A bit like the royal family that Andrew don't you think? You know what the like the gentle Vancouver and the family dynamics cause infriccion and that. Yeah, it was kind of that or something like a radio 4 afternoon player.

Oh well thank you, please do that. Would you like a Tural Falls quiz Bob? Yeah, would like a Tural Falls quiz, thanks Andy. You know what it works, I ask you a Tural Falls, if you get it right I say Marlene. If you get wrong I say free sweeties in the style of that arguably ring or star Here we go the phrase rush hour was coined by US transport minister John Rush So shows

Free sweeties That came out of my mind. Number two, Willie Nelson, could you sing it, was sent to prison as a young man for stailing £30,000 worth of tyres. True. Free sweeties! False, it was actually burried white. Cheese is the most stolen food in the world. Troffos. Felt it's bacon. Free sweeties!

I've been there for a good night, Marya. I'll just give you one more because you're ruined in it. In ancient Egypt it was illegal to stay in the bath for longer than an hour. Joe. Free sweeties! I have to think that you comprehensively murdered. You've been done up like a kid. I'm talking of, well we're talking of breakfast cereals at all.

Well, breakfast cereals has come into me mind because I was just thinking I've got cocoa pops and I've got sugar puffs and I've got shredded wheat right and they've all gone to shit. What you're in they've got oh flavor wise yeah there's hardly any flavor in the cocoa pops and the brown covering comes off nearly instantly as soon as you put the milk in. The shredded wheat have gone like whole meal and they've gone a bit smaller and tighter packed and the sugar puffs you know are now super non-sweat. Right and that's the world we live in now. Well you know no wonder the virus has seen you know seen it on opening you know I mean. You know one step away from me could be a YouTube conspiracy theorist I think.

Yeah I don't mind going there. That's it for now. We'll come back to another one soon, I reckon. Yeah, I reckon. So, thanks for listening everyone. Keep safe and all that. Stay safe and everything. Look after yourselves. Bye-bye.

See ya. Thank you.