Athletico Mince - Ep. 108 - Potatoes Are Life

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greetings and a whole meal welcome to Athletic Olmins. I hope today finds you in good spirits and with some plausible optimism in your heart. Imagine if you will that you are visiting a vintage car museum, the smell of engine oil lingers in the air and you spot a 1960s helmet mix, similar to the one your grandfather drove when you were a child. You open up the passenger door and reach inside to stroke the old leather seats that you remember helping your granddad polish all those years ago. Hey yo, shut that car, John, leave me. You look with your eyes not your fork and hands, unless you're an alien, I God knows I'm

on a few with them through healing me time! It is of course my co-host Mr Andrew Dawson, the spherical one. A Mr Bulbas, complex in like a scuss, he has no features, like one of Sp Spielberg's creatures So sickly sickly Multititted and prickly Goes to church on Sundays To nick the bickers on days Good evening Andrew

Good evening Robert That was nice Oh thank thank you. That's true about the church thing as well. Did you know that? It's obvious. So listen up you a bit late for the podcast because you were feeding your netbers yeah. Yeah. So obviously I want to tell you that because that's just left me wide open, isn't it? Obviously firstly I'd like to know what you've fed them. Spaghetti bollini is actually out of a tin? No, prepared by myself. We all secret family recipe to what you're putting it, pet mince or just the cheapest mince you can get.

Brone mince? Oh, you got the brown one, do you? Just the brown mince, yeah. And what you saw, I just kicked about as I took out a ketchup. It's about as, yeah, and what she saw us what she's I kicked about as I took out a ketchup. Yeah, and a bit of ketchup instead of instead of pure air Yeah, a bit of a pistol griffy and Did they get a pudding or could either just like a sugar lump or something? Yeah, basically that's it Yeah, come on did they get a pudding? No, there was no pudding. No, that's nice for them in there I'm not like they come do this didn't Hey you know I asked you about the the eyebrow situation. Yeah I did ask you about that. What's the situation with

Nizel and Ehre? Well it keeps on coming gets tougher. Right? Yeah on usual long ones right the top of your A-Lob that it's easy to miss. You need to stand with the light behind you to do a full trimming. I've just fun enough, I've just done man, I'm, I'm off fishing. Right. So, I want it to look like I'd eat. So, how often do you do this and daily?

No, about once a week. Once a week for the, for the ears. Oh, I do every day on my nose, I just pull them out when my fingers don't you? No, I've got a machine You've got a machine. Yeah Yeah, what's it what's it called? It's the nose air machine It's got a little attachment and you stick it up. You know, isn't it makes a noise and it gets hot I think it burns the hairs off. I like this new gadget like cause it makes a noise

Hey, I wonder if you're interested. Steve and Casper, right? You know, obviously, Steve from McLaren in this SNK Casper have been spending a lot of time at home together. You know, watching Puerhola, Midson, Mermorders, making up fun songs about laughter and couldly dreams and that. But of course, Andrew, like many other couples in isolation, there have been fallouts. Right.

So I formed up wolf, right, infinity rocket plastics. And that's the more I could spy on Steven is home, yeah? So I recorded the phone call. So I had, it's like's like, beep beep beep beep. And then the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you Oh Alright the bomb stuff smashy that problems Love it the bits how can I help? Well, I need to get like a visual audio link in the Steve McLaren's house, you know, I wondered if you could sort it like Hey, if you tried the new kills out on the PlayStation

I've no idea what you're on about wolf. It's a computer game a presume. Yeah Game a game how dare you what likeorton Crosses or Skittles? Ha ha ha ha ha, you can shoot glasses with skirts on and kill zone, you can't do that in cribbage, can you? Well yeah, I suppose not but like, shooting glasses with the skirts on isn't something now I'm after doing really. Oh, I'll get you, I know where you're coming from.

Ha ha ha, good lad, you want to shoot the way of the Stuckers, yeah? Haha, lovely stuff. No, no wolf. I don't want to shoot anyone like Folly Dresser otherwise. Haha, what a bad if you were in a cage. What's not the leg of what that's so near water but? Have you got any games like where you don't shoot anyone? Oh, of course, yeah. Some games are nice to lessons. The South Islanders are gassed about with a chemical grenade. Oh, of course, yeah. Some games are nice to lessons. Sometimes I guess they're about with a chemical grenade.

Haha, fucking awesome. So, alright, well, what do you reckon about me, Steve? We're clarin' then. Ah, no problem. Just give me an address and I'll cremate with wireless network. Easy as just like shooting lessons in a barrel. Cheers, Wolf. Oh!

Oh! So, Wolf set me up for audio visual and first it was active, She is wolf. Oh! Oh! So, wolf set me up for audio visual and first it was active, was pretty interesting, and all right? So, Steven Casper is snake was sat together on the sofa watching puarro on the smart TV and sharing a fun and laughter chocolate bar. Steve says,

You know Casper, we are so lucky to have each other in these difficult times. Truth is these last few months have been some of the happiest in my life just you and me together in our cuddle bottle. Casper gives Steve a slightly like force as well. Casper, what's your favourite thing that we've done together during the nasty times? No, hold on, let me guess. Was it when we made the candy floss clouds and used them as pillows for our rom-com after known? Casper shakes his head again.

Oh, was it when we slid down the stairs on the big teetree with our midsummer murder's t-shirts? Mae'n gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaithio'r gwaith I'll display in the kitchen. Casper shakes his head. Oh, Casper, it's so hard to do, guessy-gessy with you. You're such a tidily-on, pom-pom-pom-twister. Come on, give us a clue. And Casper slid off the sofa, opened the little drinks cabinet, slid his head into a keraff of disarano and starts lapping up the contents. Oh, I've got it. I've got it, Casper. It's when you got drunk and

had a little tummy tada on the clue to a bard. Casper nods his head in agreement and then gets stuck back into his disarana. Oh just at that moment there's a knock on the door right, Steve Ansers and there is Stod Marcus Bielzer holding his Duff Blue bucket. Oh, hello there, are you collecting money for children who've lost their cuddles and laughter buttons? Hold on, oh it's you Mr Beelzer isn't it? The man who thinks all the time come in with watching Plaro. Or maybe you would like to sing a song with me in Casper about Buttercups and Fairfax Rockets. Beels are straight, stride straight into the front room, plonks is blue, book it down and turns the telly over to a documentary about potatoes.

Excuse me Mr. Beelser but me and Casper watch in Paro. Can you turn it back over please? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Come on, give me that remote and start being a funny. Steve walks over and grabs the remote, but Bielzer won't let go. Give me the blunker. This is my very nice house, not your very nice house. Bielzer stands up and growls and they grapple for the remote, but Bielzer is as strong as a scrap dealer resisting arrest. Casper, do something. It's an 18 certificate home invasion situation for Tupp and Seck. Casper wraps his tail around a full bottle of bookfast and whips it full stomp at B. L's' as head. It connects with his temple and

B. L's' a force to the ground, like a scrap dealer who's been hit on the head by a camshaft, shuffed, dropping off the magnetic crane. Ha, think about that, Aloko! Oh, Casper, thank you! You're my little tumbler of freshly squeezed happiness and laughter. Shall we dance around the death-blue bucket in things some superchamp? Casper smiles and they sing and dance with so much joy and intensity. It's as if every monkey in the world has just shatter banana. Drain boat, you're just a little dream boat.

But can you put your hands in the air? Oh no, of course not, you haven't got any. Steve collapses onto the sofa in a fit of giggles and Casusp attacks and another swig of disarranar. That's where the malware packed in and they're interested in it. You got enough to do. Yeah, not bad. Very interesting. Have you got a quiz to do?

Because I've got one of you, haven't... I'll take your quiz, thank you. I'm afraid it's the old fashioned style quiz that we used to do. It's just simply called honk, pop, eyes, oh yeah, boring, pipe, quack, peanuts, feathers, give me just a little more time,

time, time, time, time, boring honk. It's a loggy. Robert, craft supplies. Craft supplies, okay. Craft supplies, because a lot of people are doing arts of craft to these years are instead of going out. Three things from the look of craft supply online and porium.

Okay. Price order, top the bottom, bottom the top, anyway you want to do it. Okay. A packet of 108 googly eyes. 60 assorted color pipe cleaners. Five grams of yellow craft feathers. Googly eyes pipe cleaners. Crafth feathers. Fedders lost expensive. Then the googly eyes, then the googly eyes then the pipe cleaners. You've got that completely wrong. Fuck, completely wrong.

Sixty assorted coloured pipe cleaners, three pounds, one hundred and eight googly eyes, two pound fifty, five gram of yellow cross feathers. That's just one pound seventy bob. That's just the way it goes. You're not pleased like, eh? I'm all alone. I thought the feathers would be more difficult, not pleased, like, eh? I'm one of them.

I thought the feathers would be more difficult, the sauce, you know, you know, I mean. Hey, Rams. I don't know if they're real feathers though, they might be genetically modified feathers or something like that. Yeah. Like vegan feathers.

I wanted to sing a song for you. I've up there. It's a song for you, Andrew. Oh, I have you. All right. Yeah. Which one is it there? It's come to Sondland. Oh, great. Okay. Come to Sondland. It's so much more than a shith, buy an electric bag, collect a dog that in your Tesco bag, come a sunda land, watch the fighting at the regtale park, buy a leg of land, the two for one from the knockoff fan, race you more, Pedram the house in a state.

Hang a Johnny on the Vickers gate. Buy a tracksuit and some KFC. Use the book to collect your pleas. Oh, me, I've got any little informy kids. They've certainly quite recently can't even stem the floor from the sun, the land. Get a coconut egg, I'll be dead on the tip Buy some bacon for your Alsacean, compass on the land

Have a dump on the ring road, set by to a tire Lick the fat lads when they perspire. Chicken gravy and a packet of chips, a pint of blue drink and some alde crubs sticks. Go to school and be a teacher up. Don't call the plumber, just piss in a cup. Listen, Lord, I don't want much, much foot in a medial. I've no real affinity in the agricultural world. I can't pop out the backyard and have a good sugar on the verb.

I'll try and cover the toad mountain with the paddling pool. The fuck, you are fucking hell. Find a last, oh, puttum. Did you like that? Oh, you got the pleasure of visiting Sunderland in the new Future Ball? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm doing it again, Woods! Hey, welcome along to the first episode of my new podcast, Stuff and That! Each week I'll get together with a celebrity guest who are lately now, and we're talking about Stuff and That! More guest today is Bo Moorwa! Thanks for joining me Bo Moorwa! Well, I'll talk to see you. Let's talk about stuff with that.

First of all, onion rings. Are you the setterable author of the Squid Wings? Are you for the Super-Rear option? Who you think Bobova? Well, I think the most about the Squid Wings, Tom. Good question. You were onion wings to Squid Wings. Yeah, don't laugh, not you.

Yeah, I want to fence myself. I'm not last few weeks, but I have tended towards the older one. Yeah, you know, I still like it when they were funny but these days it seems to be more and more about murderers and people who enjoy putting everyday objects up their bubbles Yeah, I'll read I'll never forget that one with the bloat in Thailand, Dom You know the one who was arranging the marriages. Oh, yeah, it was good. That was funny. Wasn't it now? I was putting anything up their bubbles in that one, no, that was good. Anyway, we'll move on to another subject. Tattos, are they a genuine art form? Who are they just to be childish?

Well, I'm on the childish side of things, really. Have you got one? No, I haven't got one, no. As your wife got one. No. Okay, we'll move on from that. I mean, my son's got one. All right, I'm not really interested in that. I was doing my list of questions. Okay, we'll move on from that. I mean, my son's got one. Alright, I'm not really interested in that.

I was doing my last two questions. Okay. I'm on the fence, personally. I don't mind either way. Finally, revenge! Is it a dish best served cold, bum bum? What do you think? I've never understood that saying, don't what does it mean?

Well, I'll tell you, because my first boss used to work in a car showroom, right? My first boss was very mean to me and it really not my confidence and quite often I sit up at night thinking about going around his ass and pissing in his petrol tank. I'll never done it but I'll think about it a lot. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you think I should? What pissing is petrol tank? Yeah, no, I think you should just let it go, but dumb. Yeah, I can't cock it past it. Yeah, it's eating, you're up in it, I can see. Right, that's it from Stuffler. It's got that, with me, the one in Glowwood.

Hopefully there'll be another celebrity on it next week. Thanks, Dom. Bye-bye. Thanks for having us. BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY Andrew, I were really lucky in during lockdown and that cause I got hold of Infinity Rocket plastics again. It was Conquer from there, Gottefommi. Got me an MP3 of Sean Dish.

He sent to all his players with advice about Copen with the virus and that, yeah. Pretty good stuff makes a lot of sense, actually. All right, you're going to play that now for us. Yeah, I'll do that now for you. The virus is a hoax. The government is a joke. The only thing that'll make you ill is eating pork not properly grilled. The best advice that I can give is wash your hands in a sink of piss. Morning wine is best,

if the floating lumps in through your vest, if you get infected diet is the fix it, pie and chips with dollar meat and a melted to-bar tox. Tofu and seeds will make it worth, likewise musely it's a fucking curse. If you wear a mask I'll send you home. If you use a sanitizer I'll despise you. I'm all a doctor you will need, a kick up the ass and a sassy of speed. tarmac drainage pi road noise shit and that's the burn away and that's is that nice very good it's not really working out for them is it so far no not the moment not the moment. No. How's your team doing? I haven't been paying attention to the championship yet.

What's your standard draws? Cup of draws. Standard, you know. Manager of the Corva for a while. He's Corva did up, yeah? Is he got over that now? Same sword, that's what they're saying. He seems like the sort of fellow that were fighting off Warnock.

Well, without, of course, he's the opposite of you when it comes to eyebrows. He's a grown-in would so far they've disappeared, I'm not. Just a bit. He's a bit completely, I know. So we can think about it in a... Oh Andy, we're now joined by Paul Skulls. Again, he's on a Zoom call. So, how you're Paul?

Oh, Paul Skulls, how you're Paul? Oh, Paul's calls are you? Hello? Paul, there's been a lot of debate over VAR and the new handball rule of the weekend. So, what's your take on it? Oh, it's a joke. How do we know? Right, these VAR decisions are even

been made by humans. You've got to ask yourself, who's behind it all? Paul's calls records as an invisible algorithm controlling football these days and it's been created by the faceless illuminati. It's match officials, Paul. It's Stockley Park. I've had to say in the footage of it. Uh, Pollock's mate. You know what happens when you Google Stockley Park? No, not that I actually use Google because all your data gets passed on to Amazon, NASA

and PC world. Oh, right. So what are you using instead of Google? Well, Skull's users is mined and his rights as a free man of the land. Yeah, I'm a bit confused now, Paul. What other thing, right? Answer me this. I'll come. I'll come, it's impossible to fart when you're in electric car. I don't think that's true, is it, Paul? No, it is, right? Gary Neville's got one.

I've been in it and I've tried three or four times. Can't be done. What's going on there? Well, I mean, have you ever tried in a hybrid? No, I've never tried farting in a hybrid. Listen mate, do you drink tap water? Yes, I do, you usually do. MAAAAH! Shope! You might as well dig a roll and you garden and burrow yourself in it because you're already dead. Look, only thing I drink is rainwater mixed with a drop of meal blood and you don't realize the acid in it because you're already dead. Look, all you think I drink is rainwater mixed with a drop of meal blood, and you don't realise the acid in it. Yeah, this else sounds very unlikely, Paul, to be honest.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would say that. I'll tell you, it was behind it all, alright? It's that infinity rocket plastics company. No, I know a way, Paul, they're a good company there. No, listen, I was watching the show back about YouTube, soft-dool, right? And they're involved the loads of behind the scenes stuff with Russia and... BELL RINGS Okay, oh no. Oh, we've lost Paul and the... Oh, I'm connecting.

Connection drops, I'm it. That sounded quite interesting. Someone that he was about to see out there about Infinity Rock plastics. You reckon? No, I think... I'd rather not... I'd rather not look in, I'll be honest with you. And maybe, maybe you can drop that from the podcast

when you put it out. Well, that's an arse that took a little later, no? GANGS OF THE E-P-L Well, Spurs documentary documentaries just finished but my good mate Wolf at the Rocket pastics is acting to the camera in the players canteen so I got some new footage it's quite powerful Andy so I'll play it's the footage starts with Debbie Alley joining Harry, Wynxie, Hugo Laris and Dyer, Eric Dyer at the table, Aris the first one to speak. Right, listen up guys and listen very carefully. I don't mind informing you that I am in a right, lovely, buffery. I've just come from the

Gaffer's office where he watches this telly and he's told me something that is both upsetting, worry some and highly disconcerting Debbie speaks. Come on Harry, spill the beans, how exciting! Excuse me Debbie, it's not exciting at all, did you not hear me say that, it's fluffing my buffers and caused me to squire. Now it's not the time for a frippin' ain' just. Yugo Larus pipes up, oh come on Erie, your teasing us like a beautiful Madame Moiselle bending down low in a deep-cut blouse. Winxie, Madame's not well. It's at your worth Yugo as she got the

viagrels. Look what you've started. Now Y'll go. Winxy has held onto the wrong end of the stick and he's using it to stir up the Fuddleman confusion. I expect better behavior for Marbias captain. You should be a voice of reason instead of throwing low cut ladies blouses on the table. I was just trying to move things on to contribute to you know to the tension. Well you didn't and now I'm beginning to fail for Shredded in resentful which I hate. My shirts as Debbie is actually unisex if that helps things are contributes to us chaving progress. No it doesn't Debbie thank you but that was a very nice use of the word contributes. Debbie, thank you, boss. Eric.

Creep. What did you say, Eric? Not even tell me. I haven't got the time. Now, please can I inform you of what the Gaffer said. Excuse me, I'm actually upset and resent for myself now, boss. Oh, Christ and a fun guy. What is it you go? Well, you

just congratulated Debbie on his use of the word contribute. But when I used the word just seconds before, I got nothing. What's that even about? That's not true, you go. You said contribute and Debbie said contribute. You know, know fine well that Debbie is trying to learn his plural so I'm trying to encourage him. Who do you think I am? But it's my cruel. I don't think so. Right, so the Gaffer has just informed me that Winxie interrupts. Does Debbie have to put his blouse on the table? Just that hurts some mention of that being a thing earlier. Right, that's it forget it. I'm not telling you now. You can always about it in the National Press and online when the story breaks.

I didn't do anything, Sazarek. Yes, you did. You called Debbie a creep, but you're very disrespectful. We all know he's a bit creepy, but he's trying very hard to mend his ways. Debbie, where'd... They're sitting silenced for a while, eating winks, he's foam shrimps, right? Then Debbie begins to cry.

The cat that's gonna sell me to West Starball Nester, isn't he? Do you feel me? Yeah, if the chairman can squeeze them for a dud. But that's not the news that I told me, it's far more worse than that. This is bad news with a block of cheddar on top and a horse brass round its shoulders. What could be worse than me being sold? Shit, what if it's self-empted? You go and larynx.

I tell you what would be worse, a beautiful woman in your arms, but a breath smells of horse vapors that would be worse It's worse thing of only all of every anything Listen Gareth Baal is coming to Tottenham Debbie. I will sit Me arstance shit. What if it's badly? Winxie, don't worry Debbie. I'll come to West Brom with you. I must be next on the Heave Home Machine, innit? Debbie, West Brom, Harry, you've got to do something. You've got to serve us.

And I will do that. It's simple. Listen to my words and listen to them with great attention to detail and the meaning of them. Don't pass to bail. Have you got it? It's so repeated. And they all say, don't pass to bail. Eric, don't cast the fail Ari we can Ari gives this final motivational line We have fun, dude, if go on Hey on the plus side says you go he's very beautiful almost lady like from behind almost lady like from behind. Gangs of EPL, Andy. Oh, there you go. I love Debbie Ali, man, just to get his plurals right.

He's been working out, hasn't he? What happens if he goes? What's going up in the gang? Oh, no, well. Debbie Ali, can you imagine it? Well, I mean, it's like, it's, I mean, Merino did spot him as a bit of a, maybe what would you say was? He didn't say, you know when he said that, he said, Eric Dyer's a warrior,

Cezorko's a warrior. You could sense like that, maybe Debbie isn't like a warrior. Not a warrior, a warrior, a beast. Yeah, and he is now. He's a bit like that. He's a bit like that. He's a bit like that. He's a bit like that. He's a bit like that. We've had a request from one of our club passing subscribers, a Mark Lawrence at the day with Top 10. All right. And the rest of the top, I forgot the name of the person who asked actually I'm really sorry about that, but they wanted Mark to do.

His Top 10 dance creases. Oh, did he do that for you? He did, yeah. I saw three that he sent over, yeah. I'm like, Lauren, listen, he's what he did. That's what he did, yeah? That's what he did, yeah? I'm like Lauren Sennis in my top 10 dance crazies. Number 10, the Grizzly Bear. Number 9, the Monster Mash. Number 8, the Time Walk. Number 7, the Edward Bennett.

That was banned in 1956. Number 6, the Lambert Walk. Number 5, the Choo-oo Fruity, number four, the currency exchange, number three, the labour exchange, number two, the Dittle Me Cheers Day, my number one favourite dance craze, which me and Barbara like to partake upon our parkay flaring, the nose hair situation, thank you very much. There we are. Did he get the idea a bit wrong?

Were there dances? They're all dances, yeah, you can go go them all. You kidding me up. No they are, all of them. Oh well he's quite an expert, they may be we'll see him on strictly. Is it, I'll miss him Aunt Tully. Oh well, well educated, man, isn't he? Yeah, Well educated man isn't he? My favorite new of the

new abundance for the season is Alart make a Richards. Oh I love make a Richards. It's brilliant to me. Yeah he's really good. He speaks from the heart. He speaks from the heart. And that's all you can ask of people in it. Oh else is good. I like Clinton Morrison. He's good as well. I haven't spotted him. I'm spotted him. He's doing bits all over the place as well. He's good. Yeah. Anything you've been watching on a tele you want to recommend. Oh, let me think. I watched the lovely series on Netflix, which is the Australian version of the Undeater Bulls. I think it's called autism. Oh, it's dead easy to spot. Really, really, really heartwarming, you know.

I've been watching the movies on Sky Documentaries, which is like the history of the movies. Yeah. And it makes you really as great movies are. Yeah, you like that. I like that series series and I watched a filigarette watching the last dance which is the thing about I forgot the name of the player now Michael Jordan Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls yeah and what else I started watching

but of course all. Oh I hope you enjoy it. Pony your recommendation number but at the series three I think. Oh that's cool isn't it? It's really good yeah. Enjoying it? I'm loving it yeah. What you think of his brother? Well I like them in spinal tough. That's all you said. Thank you Angie and I've got to say yeah thank you. Thank you.