Athletico Mince - Ep. 110 - Pedro Ken

Episode Date: January 30, 2021

Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello there and welcome to Athletic Orments. I hope you're who the filters are all clean and running freely and that your televisions are correctly positioned to avoid glare from the low winter sun. Imagine if you can that you are expecting a delivery of bottled lagers by the Hermes delivery service. Your tracking device says the driver is only a minute away. You quickly wash your face and feet in anticipation just as there is a loud knock on the door. Opening the door you are met with the stench of lukewarm pork water and groin sweat and the sight of a bulbous Dr. Who style orc pig. He throws the package on the floor and announces, so is like it's broken, it's your problem and now we're, oh can I have a shit by your bins please.

It is of course my co-host Mr Andrew Dawson. Oh yeah. Sexy. Oh Mr. Ockpink. He thinks he's a big wig. He's just a sweaty grifter. Faced like a weeping blister ah nice to see you and to see you nice

I had to see you as well but that was a lovely, lovely introduction thank you very much for that Near words or pick Do you like the orcs of characters, you know, orcs and that kind of thing? I try and avoid that kind of thing. I try to live a life that's founded in reality, rather than worrying too much about them.

Because you get, what you get is, you get the little orcs and that, but then you also get them kind of mingling with what I would regard as real people. Yeah. And I just can't be done with that. It does me nothing. So no, no or it works for me.

I don't want you having, you're not done in. Before we go any further, I'm thinking of an animal's backside, Bob. Yes. Can you guess the animal? I think it's a cat, it is just a pussy cat. Just a pussy cat. Yeah. It's not, I'll give you a little cloak. Go on. It's slowly walking off into the distance. The distance, bear.

No, don't one more go. Yeah yeah cuz I enjoy this yes nice you've promised you not cheating there isn't another clue all right all right I'll give you another clue four four legs four legs um I think it's a cow moco oh you're close it was a shy horse shy horse shy horse that's what the heart must be one of the highest houses in the animal kingdom that that. You're probably. I mean, you can't really get a good look at the arse because of its tail, but I'm having a look, but you know it's there. Oh yeah, it's there. And in terms of UK animals, it probably is the highest arse. I would think. I don't know. I could ask the listeners to suggest higher-ast UK animals, but then you

know what a lap then we'll get in and we'll end up sifting through. You know what like when it used to be on Swap Shop, and Norledmunds would have a tip up on a bag of postcards, people had sent in answers to a question on it would be like that. But in a virtual version of it. Well, I print them all out. I print all the correspondence we get. You print them out and re-in the front. And then pour them out the sack.

And they tip them on the floor and I'll re-through them. I like the sifter. I'm a sifter. I've always been a sifter. I've just thought Andrew, I've been watching the birds a lot. Oh, me back when I was a little bit. It's all getting a bit like that,

and it just staying at the birds. They've come back over near the birds. Yeah. There's a few deer. And of course there are. Nice. There are, so it's getting very high. I mean they get up into the trees, don't they? Well, yeah, high because they've got fly in the building. It's not high because, you know, high off the ground. Yeah. Different thing altogether. For Shirehorse, good fly. We've been in a different ball game altogether, wouldn't we? Yeah, we'd be in a different world with two moons and red and

these are red. Felt in orcs everywhere. I haven't given you a choice of names recently, so I'm going to do that, Andrew. I'd like you to do that. Thank you very much. Your first choice is Aca Harris, compulsive gambler and nephew of Chopper Harris, yeah, and married to David Sylvieen.

Let's take it from Japan. Yeah, the group, not the country, obviously. It's tenten. Okay. Well, old your asses, because you could be Jimmy Leaflets. He can distribute over 500 flyers in under an hour and has in his skin is a smooth as a brand new moracca. What is his distribution method? Does he throw them boomerang style or? No, he's just got swift arm, swift arm and athletic, he likes it. He's got a big arm. One big arm, yeah, they call that his leaflet arm. You could be Winston Piston, or on the flying freehold in Pakistan that he uses as the HQ for his dust sheet ironing business.

Nice. Tempted by that Pakistan, Mubbi. I'm going for Winston Piston just because of how sweet it sounds. Nice to see you Winston. Tell me about him again. What was the dust shades? Yeah, he'd eye-ons, dust shades. You know, a few of you used them, yeah.

And they're all crumpled up on that. You put them in a bag, send them to Pakistan. And they come back completely dusted, right, an eye-on. He is a query I've got, what you might be allowed with. Where do you get dust shades from these days? Being kill, w wicks any of the

DIY retailers proper proper shades though because I know you can get the plastic sheet No, you get a proper, you know, I don't know what is it cotton? Hemp I don't know yeah, but The last time I got some they had like really small holes in them. Yes, that can happen Well, that's not good. I know I am. Yeah. That's just going to, you know, go through it at the carpet. The dust is smaller than any hole that we that we can see, you know. If you can see a hole then dust can get through it, can't it? Dust and orpient. Yeah. You just better

off getting a bed sheet or something I think. Well, I often do that here. I often use a bed sheet. Moving on. I've managed to secure an exclusive interview with Mick McCarthy. Well, Mick, yeah. As you know, he's just been appointed as manager of Cardiff. Um, I've just got to zoom up with Badger from Infinity Rocker Plastics, who's setting up the link. Um, I'm gonna send. Uh, Badger! Alright, Badger, how are you doing? I'm doing fine, thank you.

An absolute razor back, as always. And how does today find a fuser Dawson of Sunderland? I'm fine, thanks Badger. Yeah, and thanks for that infinity neighborhood wireless router. No problem, I'll send you later. Are you sucking free Wi-Fi from all your neighbours with great greed and satisfaction? I'm it's amazing. How does it know all the passwords? That's for me to know and you to enjoy. The less you know the safer you are. The name's James Badger. James

Badger. So you ready for your live link Yeah, yeah, I think we better do that. Yeah. Oh areas. Hello Mick Mick, can you hear me? Loaded clear you're busted So card if Mick you're looking forward to it. Not really. Hey, no, why not? Because of a pack of bastards. Well, why did you take the job then? Because the cypress bastards gave us the Bastards suck! That doesn't mean you had to go to Cardiff then. Are you alright, Mick? No, I've got a coffin so Bastard! Well, no other Bastard wanted me!

And anyway, all clubs are Bastards, so what's the Bastard difference? Have you, um, have you had time to identify what the problem is, Cardiff Mick? Yeah, it's standing in your bastard face. And what is the problem? The owners are bastard, the players are bastards, and the grounds are bastard they get to. Is that enough for you, you're a little bastard? It sounds bad, Mick. How are you going to turn it around? Once you've got the score better.

I'm going to isolate the biggest bastards and pick me teams based solely on the least bastardie of a bastard players. Shouldn't you just play, you know, your best players? You don't be such a deaf bastard. That's where football is again for bastards. Because the bastard managers are happy to select bastards who then play like bastards and a lot of bastards turn up to clap the bastard as if being a bastard wasn't there be every other bastard Do you want to have a little cough there Mick?

Am I right? Am I right here bastard? So have you got a message for the Cardiff fans there Mick? Yeah, yeah, stop making a pack of bastards. God support, new port. That's it, I'm off. Adios, you're busted. Oh, see you Mick.

The badger has entered the room as a McCarthy has ended his link. Is there anything else I can do for you, my good fellow of the stout. Yeah, you couldn't hack into the Anfield tunnel CCTV and get some audio from the, that Barney between Klopp and Sean Dash, could you? I could and I will. I'll ping it to you when I win it. Good travels, my leg.

Thanks, buddy. That was nice of you. That was lovely. Yeah, that was nice day for Mick. It's nice to know that he hasn't really changed his philosophy since he was at Sonland in 2004. Because that was kind of what we had back then as well. Have you got quiz for us Andy? I'm sat in that hungry figure.

I've got a little quiz for you. And it's the one that we did recently, but it's part two of it. It's about Brazilian footballers, NEMs. Oh, one, then? I haven't got a name for it. It was called Brazilian footballers,. Oh, one, then. I haven't got a name for it. It's called Brazilian footballers names if you want. And what we're gonna do is

Dying Pop Bra. Yeah. Zill. Yeah. Pee. Pee. Pee. Yeah.

Names. Pee. Give me just a little more, little more. Tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant list of seven. Yeah. I've got to tell them a two of them are meered up. Tell me which ones they are. Seven. So this is how you did it for me. You're the weak. All right, all right. It's a format that you were stubble as your fucker.

Oh, I'm a fucker, am I? Right, here we go. Picture Brazilian footballers, here we go. George Lucas. Yeah. Bacteria. Pegasus. Yeah. Credwater Couture, Pedro Ken, Mosquito, Rockstar, Firewell ever true Brazilian footballers, two are made up, which ones are made up?

Just same quickly again. George Lucas, bacteria, Pegasus, Credence Clearwater Couture, Pedro Ken, Mosquito, Rockstar. I'm going to say that Mosquito and bacteria are not names of Brazilian folk and others. You're telling me they are made up names? Yes, I have. You could not be more wrong Are Pegasus and Rockstar the rest of them genuine Brazilian footballers George Lucas bacteria credence clear water coot all Great in it Pedro Ken Mosquito. So there we go. That is the yeah the quiz which we gave an info I forgot what it was now, but you know, that's it. You failed, that's the main thing.

But I enjoyed my failure, that's the main thing in it. That's good. Andy, it's time for cramp files, you know. Crime files. The small market town of Otten in Derbyshire is famous for its delicious marzipan tarts and intricately decorated cloisters that line the town square. In recent years it has become a lure for artisans and crafters anxious to escape the throb and thrum of the big city. A peaceful and law-abiding town until the 28th of January, when the peace would be shattered forever.

Forever. It was 730 in the morning when Nonsense Potter, Mr Neil Hunt, opened his Nonsense pottery at the northeast corner of the square. As was his habit, he popped two slices of bread into his toaster and a bowl of baked beans into his microwave. Just as the microwave dinged its finish a squat slightly featureless man entered the shop. It was Wade Rudy, the Derbyshire Football Manager. That's you, aren't they? Yes. All right, lah, it's just a fun pottery shop for death gifts for the misses of that other and that.

Excuse me, Sailor. How dare you? How dare you describe my nonsense pottery as a chamber of daftness. Get out and come back when you've learnt some manners. Ah, come on, lad, I was just being friendly. I think you're still from all sorts of business and I've just putting for a gift for calling a dad or that and that. Apologize then, go on, say that you're sorry and that this shop is nothing short of magnificent.

Alright, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm your shop is magnificent. Now, could you recommend a pot that's fit for a princess or that, that, that, that. Just at that moment, a car pulled outside the shop driven by an old bloke, a younger man rushed out of the passenger side and into the shop. He looked dirty and unkempt. His face suggested that he hadn't slept for many days. It was Frank Lampard, the ex-chelsie manager, and he was wielding a large knife. A knife like that, and that, and that, that, that. Show up, my, give me my old job back. Oh, your dad gets it.

With this frank grabbed hold of Neil Hunt, the nonsense potter, and placed the knife against his throat. Get off me, get off me, you fucking barrow boy! Do you realise who you are dealing with? It's not me, dad's like that! It's just a shop owner! Leave me like that, that, that, that! Oh, just a shop owner, am I?

I'll have you know that I once took five wickets for 11 runs in a county standard cricket match! And that my ex-wife uncle knows Ron Peek the bent magistrate. Frank grabbed Neil's arm and pushed it high up his back. Shut up old man before it kills your good and proper. Ah please please please let go. Why is it always little old Neil Hunt, the nonsense potter that gets involved in these shitstorms, why me? I want sponsor the guide dog called Cartwright and every day, every single fucking day, I carry out voluntary maintenance of the Vickers motorised lectern. Please let me go! You're going to give me more job, Beck Wade.

But Wade Rudy is gone. He has vanished from the shop. And Mottas will just kill you anyway. Mollofa, it were flippin' now, been abandoned. Bommopus is Chelsea. At that very moment, the door crashes open and in walks Wade Rudy. He has the old man driver in a chokehold. It's Harry Rednap. Frank Ladenpard's grandad.

Pffft! Lesson Franklar, that gov' the old, drop the blade, or a choke out your grandad, you got to say sense. Go home Frank, have a nice walk of your cheque, super, some pork chops and da and that and that and that Harry Reds and Up face is turning blue and his eyes are revolving like a puppy on the skunk Frank drops the knife and falls to his knees and tears Wade releases Rednap

What was I thinking on southsawy grand head granddad? I wish I was back on the East Street market selling cockle-dolls and nylon knickers. Ha ha ha ha ha! Listen to him, just fucking listen to him. Wim bring like a baby with a shitty nappy and tight shoes. Harry picks up Frank and they leave the shop together. Well, young man, you've turned out to be something of a hero. So what is it that I can help you with?

What was you recommend for actual proper princesses and that and that and that and that? What about this bust here? This bust of Sylvester Stallone eating a corn cob? No doubt about it! It's a fucking beauty! Oh, Kaila, Outtaker, how much is it? 430,000 pounds! Deal? Nice one! I'm Neil fucking hunt and I'm loving my life. So, hello, nice, er... There we go.

Cryfiles. Cryfiles. Thatfile's life. That was very unusual for me personally because Frank Lampard has a significant impact on my other podcast, Top Flight Time Machine. And he sounds completely different in that. So I just... I just pretend that didn't happen. How does he sound on yours?

Frank Lampard is like this. He's very self-imported. He always falls through rules. LAUGHTER Frankland part is like this, he's very self-imported, and you always thought of the rules. And we've managed to make landparding into a verb, you know, a weave life. I really, that's top flight time, I'm gonna show you if you want to check it out. I tell you what, I've had a wav coming from the secret superstar who we've not heard

for a while, but he's back with the scene. So let's have a listen to that and see what he says. It's about mental health, which is very important at the moment and always. So here we go. Mental health is a big issue in football these days, but as far as I'm concerned, it always has been. When I was in a apprentice at the first club, there was an initiation ritual that all the young players had to do where they had to try and rest their leg up on a high fence at

the training ground. I couldn't do it, I couldn't get me leg up on the fence. The fault it was that the older players would hold you down over a law wall and squirt half a bottle of fairy liquid up your ass. It was dead in Boris and Mon and may mental health definitely suffered. Mind you, for about two years after, may pose camera really smooth, so that was quite nice. If you do really smooth pose, get in touch with me on social media and use the hashtag Smooth pose for awareness and not They go then so interesting Any thoughts Bob about who it might be the secret of the superstar?

Curious well, I've still think he's novel and probably novel faced and maybe Lancashire. I'm just wondering is it Dean Wicklow? I found out who it was. Did you? I found out. I didn't know I found out but I forgot. Oh, you forgot. I found out about six months ago and then I forgot. Yeah, sorry about that. I'd love to know I've got a wav from Badger and co down at Infinity Rocket plastics They're as always

It's a role in contract. I've got with them. They've intercepted a wav from Sean Dish to his playing stuff Yes, let's have a listen. You saw what we did to Klopp. Now let's fuck the rest of them off. Keep your tactics basic, old fashioned, simple and dated. Before the match, eat pie and gravy, make sure the piss is nice and flaky. Never shoot if you could get her throwing, always wash behind your foreskin. Clean sheets in the bedroom, clean sheets on the pitch,

blue drink on the sideline and pork grind in the fridge, and remember, sheets, diesel, puddings, nail guns, laminate and that's the burn away effort without purpose, exhaustion without pain. If you can breathe at the end then you're not my friend and you won't be playing again. Sensible haircuts only, especially for the goalie. Never pass a ball when it could be clouded. Never eat a spud if it's already sprouted. And remember, die here. Horse brushes. Curry.

Winches. Shit. Corey Winches Shit And that's the pearly way It's good one from shi-should get them going that's a good going definitely the best of results They're not right. Yeah, it's just pearly. Burling allows be your cake as they've got shodash as soon as he goes It's like the Reven's leaving the tower London. That's it, the Fox, as soon as he goes, but that can happen. I've got a new washing machine. Okay, did I mention it before? A new washer dryer, I think I might have done, you know what, I've just got, it's got

Wi-Fi capabilities, what the fuck does that mean Bob? No, you're kidding me up. No, it's got wifi capabilities. wifi connectivity almost. So you can operate it from your phone or something? I don't know, I don't know how. Have you got any ideas? Is this an area you're familiar with? No I'm not.

I'm not going to go. I'm shit at this stuff. I'm used to getting to a Trinity rock of plastic probably then because. They're not badgering. I don't know what to do. Badgergering. I'll know what I do. Badger, yeah, I'll maybe find out in a future episode. I bought electric white goods, I bought a chest freezer, a little chest freezer before Christmas.

You know for the Christmas extra, you get quite a run on fraud and stuff at Christmas. I did exactly the same. I bought one as well but mine was for the impending Nordale food shortage. Never happened. Well, I became one of them. Prepars, you know, that just thinks the world's gonna end. Where have you put it? You found an ice spot for it. It's in it. It's in an area. Yeah. Oh, you found an area. Oh, you found an area. An area. Yeah. Yeah. Just put it there. That's it. It's useful. It's full of party food. I've got a prawn ring in there. That's just fucking taunting us. Well, just pull it there. Yeah, it's useful. It's full of party food. I've got a prawn ring in there that's just fucking taunting us. Well, just to get it,

what I recommend is you blast it in the microwave so it's defrosted in a minute or something. Right, it's just getting down all in there. It's just full hot for a minute. It's just with some brown bread, something like that. I might do that because the data's on this way and so I might get the prawn ring out and just sit in what the data all the way in. the data's on this weekend so I might get the prawn ring out and just sit more to the dirt all the way and which

that's it. It's the Masters Top 24 in the world. Is Adrian quite a bad guy? I'm not sure I think he's on the cusp. He's right on the cusp in he. Yeah, but he did a nice, a nice tweet about us, didn't he? And he had a bag of crisps in his hand, did you say that? All right, he mentioned slotters, didn't he? Yeah, he's mentioned us, yeah, that was nice. Hey, Andy, got Paul Skulls. Paul Skulls, Paul Skulls, I'm Zoomier. I just got Paul Skulls. Um, I'll just click the link, it should be on E-rim. Oh, oh, hello, Paul. Hiya.

Yeah. You must be pleased, Paul. See you're all club-man United, up near the top of the league again Paul. I refuse to acknowledge the current regime, what matters to you now, it does not legit a bit empty too. Oh yeah, how do you mean Paul? I have never heard of any of the players. It is the opinion of Paul's goals, that the so-called team is made up of actors and is an exercising warping the minds of the so-called supporters? I have not heard of any of them. What happened to Gigsy and Bruxy and Gary Bertelsie?

You know, I think they all retired quite a while back. No, I'm not having that. Smells like a massive conspiracy. Oh well, okay well if that's your opinion. At least the weather should be getting better so, not so much to look forward to in it. Oh yeah, oh pal, typical sheep behavior. Spring follows winter, till it's like every year. You're not asking any questions about why that is. Well no, it's your web, isn't it? But soup. It's just nature, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. That's the standard response from someone who's afraid or too dumb to ask questions You probably don't believe that Gates has planned it to put microorganisms in our minds and transmit all our thoughts back to his HQ in Zurich

Bill get Bill Gates. No, or it Gates Exhibits which is Sunderland. He would tell him to be a bottle of a charity six a side three years ago Or should he be with your pissed but it's all come true, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know, we don't sound very likely to me. Hey, little man, riddle me this, right? Every time a dog gets knelted, where do the balls go? What? I'll tell you, infinity rocket plastics, right?

They've got a secret where, old. Mm. Don't, whoa. Oh, oh, it looks like we've lost Paul then. That's a shim. That's a shim. I'd sounded like some pretty interesting stuff. I might say he's on Twitter

and try to find out some more about the dog balls. It's sounded good. Yeah. It's nice of him to get in touch. He's full out. He's not very trusting of what we call facts, as they, you're not really. He's just differently opinion.

I think is what it is. And why not? You know, in this day and age? I suppose every opinion is legit, I'm in it and they. I guess so, yeah. So that was nice of Paul to do that. I've got British Managers Lunch Club. Okay. It's what it is. It's Infinity Rockets OBS. I've got me a copy of an online Zoom meeting there. Obviously they can't go to rules, so shall I just play that? Just play the thing, yeah. If you could be tiny, Paulis.

Tiny, Paulis, thanks. Right, here we go. First up to speak, obviously, was Sam, Sam Aladice. Welcome to this online zoom meeting of the British Managers lunch clover. I can see from my gallery view that we have Tony Poois. Mark you Nigel Pearson and Steve Broats. See you all receive my hampers from Harrods with the Lambs' tongue patty and hardened crow's saliva crackers

bloody fantastic scran. Now the reason I've called this meeting is to confirm some existing financial news with the group. Firstly, I can confirm that if I keep West Bromop, we will be receiving a sweet chuckle of cash that weighs in at 10 million pounds. What do you think of that, Lads? Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money against the grain for me if I'm being honest don't worry don't worry Tony Tony pulless pulless I still get five mill if we take the drop and I'm hoping for a bill of help from the old mate Steve Brooks I'm hoping new castle will drop below us anyway now Steve how's it going well I'm looking pretty I well I'm looking at a pretty easy flop and fork off if I'm honest.

It took a while to get the players fully against me you know but the seam on board now. I'm hoping to draw it all out a bit by parking the bus. Should be out there by the end of February and then Nigel can step in and get a nice fat, keep them up contract like you are some. Oh, what's your payoff, Steve? What's the bottom line? Two and a half million. And a year's supplier, Jordy Jeans, the nice and tight around the ass, you know.

Money, money, money, money, money, money. Shh. So Nigel, Nig, money, money, money, money, money! So an idol, an idol Pearson, could be a job for you but new castle and stepping in, you know after steves flop and fuck off, what's your reckon? The Jaldies are good solid British fighters. They're like a fight, an all-arker fight Fighting jaldis is something I would relish and make no mistake

These would be fights that I would win and the jaldis would lose I Would remain Britain's most defeated fighter I love fighting and winning fights all sounds good to me I love fighting and winning fights all sounds good to me Well, I'll take that as a yes mark mark you. So I'm a bit worried about you son You're not really bringing any cash to the table at the moment. What are your plans? You need to inject yourself into a club and start a rot You've not gone soft on cash accumulation of you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, My nylon factory in Wales is all set up to produce the first flavoured and edible Covid masks, so that could be a cash call.

Forrestay, easy money! Once he sat, maybe we could get Chris on board with the lunch club. He should be looking at a decent payoff. What about you, Lampert? What about that young Lampert? Should we invite him on board, but he's got a testy one from Chelsea? I gave him a ring and I had a chat and he said and I quote, I'm looking for an ambitious club with dynamic owners and a real chance of progression.

Fox sake, what a wanker! Right, let's get tucked into these saliva crackers! Destroy an exit! Right, let's get tucked into these saliva crackers. Destroy an exit. Money, money, money, money, money, money. Money, money, money, money, money, money. Shh. I've been trouble with me throughout today. I need to share that.

Well, you are right. Do you drink a honey or something? A drink of honey. A drink of honey? Yeah, a hot water and honey. Interesting though. If you did take honey strip from the pot, would Yeah, a hot water and honey. Interesting though. If you did take honey strip from the pot, would you be drinking it?

I suppose you would be. Yeah, of course. Did you not eat it? Yeah. It's not solid. It's viscous, but it's not solid. What about the pearly yellow one that gales, do? That's pretty solid.

What? You know that? That's not honey. Yes. Oh god. Well, are we about done? Well, what do you reckon I think so? I think so.

I've got a little song I'd like to end the episode with. That's all right, were you? Go on then. Here we go. Well, that's another episode with songs and laughs and chat. You were a bit of an asshole. And I was a bit of a twat. Now, just before we say goodbye,

it's time to figure out what have we learned? We've learned now! There you go. Thank you Andy. Goodbye to all of you.