Athletico Mince - Ep. 123 - Gateshead Revolution

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music Alright Andy. Hello Bob what are you doing? You playing with your jacket? Yeah I know and that's probably a sound issue isn't it? Could be. It's better than you eating during the party. Oh yeah so you don't want to see what's in the jacket. Alright then this is a new feature, is it? Yeah, look at that. This one is pocket in the jacket.

Right, you've just, right. So on earth to what you've got in the jacket, let's go through it. Some tablets, rennies, rennies five left from a six-foot. Do you have an issue with indigestion? A terrible issue with indigestion.

Really? I mean, I've discovered that on Mazra, on Mazra, preying or whatever. I don't know. You just take one a day. Right. Over the county, yeah? Really? I mean, I've discovered that on Mazra, on Mazra, preying or whatever. You just take one a day. Right. Over the county, yeah?

Over the county. A dirty, a dirty mask. What do you call these things? What I've got, I like to call them. First mask, yeah. The good old trusty, Regan.

Regan, of course, yeah. A ticket to ride. T Umbridge Wells Parking. Yep. Three or four sugars, which is what I was looking for. Right. Assault. And empty pack of board of books. Oh, crudish biscuit.

I'm just imagine if you just got assault and then a battery. Assault and battery. Sorry. So yeah, that was quite an interesting pocket. Lovely, thanks for joining us everyone. Yeah. Lovely to see you. I'm tempted to do me the pocket.

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was country fucking music. Oh, man, really? Yeah. Did you have a song in there? I had a song and it made me write a song and here we go, can I do it please? Oh, I love it. Three, two, 1. I've been listening to that fucking contra music in my bed with my

Alsation by my side. Got a noise abatement notice from the council, which in Sunderland is a soft fucking pride I fell listening to that old style country music Watching monkey videos on my mobile phone Saw a chimped with a banjo and a ukulele I might introduce the spider monkey into my home I'm not hark-punky, I'm not bright as a spark I'm andy-dork, door sun I'm pissin' on shadows Shadows, shadows, in the fucking dark

I've got cold sores on my anus and my eyelids Cross contamination by the fingers on my hand I scratch them but I won't apply the ointments Cold sores are a source of pride and sun to land I'm not hot, honky, I'm not bright as a spark I'm empty, door to a sun and I'm piss honky, I'm not bright as a spark I'm Andy Dortos, and I'm pissing on shadows Shadows, shadows In the book earned art

Country music I'm Reagan What a start What a start It's not to gain on the stuff about The, the, ines and the eyelids there. No you wouldn't be, but cross contamination though there's a lesson to be learned. It's something for us all to worry about, yeah definitely. I brought me Rubik's cube

in with me a deer. Oh thanks do I go? You can have a go in a minute but I just want to see if I can beat me, me or record on it. Go on son, good luck. It was about second and a half I think. Here we go. There, done. You kidding, was that done? There we are, that must have been one point one seconds I think. Wow, well done Andy. Do you want to have a go? I'll give a go. I'll just, I don't know, I'll just do it undo it so you're not. There you are, see all the colours are in different places on the yeah. Thank you Neil. There we are, that's for you just do it i've got the same time i'm doing the same position you did right ready?

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President Bompulence who claims to be the inventor of the bouncing fart. I like it. Hold on a minute. Which is a President more than an Emperor. Oh, I know. Oh, past nips episode from recently that we decided an emperor is bigger than a king a president President is less than a king Arekken because there isn't the history behind it a president selected For it using a short period of time. Doesn't that make them more legitimate?

It technically does but in terms of historical Granger, I would say that a king is bigger than a president. And they're all bigger than an old man, which I only said because how long is it since we've seen the old man for a long time? Rubber. Is that what we spoke on it? Yes. Rubber, what's that drink?

Apricot? Yes. No, an old man, it's pear and apple, it really works. Rubber bit of apricot in there, Rubber. Do you like to see my bottom? I am still in again. You can be on Kittong, you can be President, Bonpulence, or you can be the ice prick who is just a complete and arousal, really objectionable, but he's made of ice. Don't see much of a future for him. I'm going to be on ketone.

You're going to be on ketone for him, alright. But thanks for the offers. I checked out of me, Hortel, this morning I was staying. And I was in Sheffield yesterday, I was on the snooker. And I got an email just after I checked out. And the email said, hi Andy, we miss you already. Who was this for? The Hortel.

You couldn't make. Do you think that was legitimate? There was a message on your phone. No, my email came through with the invoice, obviously, or whatever it is, the receipt. To confirm that I checked out, it just said, hi Andy, we miss you already. And I just thought, I don't believe that.

I don't know, but, but, but, what if it is true? You should've got the HQ and give them some sucker. So look, I'm all right, fine. Don't get upset. Well, they're the ones of the problem because they're the ones of the problem, because they're the ones with the issues, because they're missing me, but you think I should go and say, it's okay. Well, it's just confirming you're alright.

Showing them up. Yeah, it's right. You're doing it now. There's a lot of that going on in there. You know, it was great to see you. Please come again. You are all that and everything, to make you feel important. Makes me think people aren't feeling important enough generally, so that advertisers and businesses can exploit them, by trying to make them. Yeah, or maybe the businesses just think they need to feel to be saying something like I was in our gothslas week, and you know

the little computer terminals where you can order the touch screens one of them wasn't working I was a sticker on it just so it like this screen is poorly at the moment but someone's gonna come along and make it better and off fuck off. So you thought fuck off? Fuck off is what I thought yeah yeah and if the screen had been operational I would have typed in fuck off, fuck off, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck off fuck up fuck you fuck you get fucked Like because it's a computer screen with it. Yeah fucking screen Now fuck state of that yeah fuck off. Yeah, yeah No, it's like but sometimes it works. You know like I've never I'd like to think I've never bought anything because it has that little flash um, star on it that says new. Right. Yeah.

But I watch a lot of food review bloggers on YouTube and they're really impressed by it. Right. Or we thought we'd try this because you know it says new want to go on and there. Oh right, yeah. You know, it's incredible. Well to be honest, yeah. Yeah. Um, thanks for the names, offers topics for it we could potentially

discuss. Okay. Andrew, Iceland Fodes. Right. I'm going to get I'm very involved with them at the moment. Right. Both in a vlogging sense and in trying some of their delights. Right. Okay. Are you very familiar? I'm not that familiar. I've got a branch of the Reinge nearby that's got an Iceland inherent within it. Yeah. Which I find exciting. But generally what I'll go for is the Greg's Reinge. So I can have it home Greg's anytime I want. You know what you're getting. You know what you're getting. It's important that in like I know a lot of people don't like Starbucks coffee, for example. Right. But I usually get it because I was the same so I always find out what I'm getting. I'm like that with Costa because I click the

point. Do you like Costa? I don't not like it. Some people say it's horrible. I don't say nothing. I don't say nothing about that shit. Right. I'm a bit annoyed with Costa and they'll be real, right? Should we get real? It's time we did. If we to use to I'm a bit annoyed with Costa and they'll be real right should we get real? It's time we did if it get real because I'm hurting a bit about it about Costa Well because the packed-in doing cinnamon sprinkles that you got I know we've discussed it before but why Health reasons what you read health freeze. I don't know I Put all mean The wrong thing is cinnamon unhealthy cinnamon is to be great for you in it.

Spice. It's probably they'll say it's good for information. Information. Inflammation. Inflammation. Inflammation. Nutella, Andy, is another pitot possible. Right. The application of Nutella. Where's it most useful? Again, I'm not on Nutella. Use it would be educational they're making nothing else. God mix the taps have we got a final verdict yet? I ain't got problem mixer taps got one of my bathroom. Oh actually? So you said so let's not discuss it because I'm just going to be brutal and say I fucking love them. I don't love them but you don't want to discuss them. I didn't say I didn't want to discuss them. Oh, just said I've got one. Let's discuss them. Let's discuss them now.

Mix the tabs. Yeah. I've got one on my bathroom. And what on your sink or on your bathroom? Oh, the sink. Oh, I'm done the bath. All right. Now you come to mention it.

I've got to ask you because of our recent discussions on past notes. Is a mixer tap a machine? I see this system. See, it's got a moving power, I think. It's... Yes, it's a machine. Yeah, for this. Who would have thought?

And it's purpose is the process of water from out of its spout. So, yeah, it's a machine. It doesn't... You know, like I'm going to say fine. It doesn't feel in... In my gut, I don't think a tap. I'll reassure you, I'll tell you then, it's a very basic machine.

A basic machine. A very basic machine. It's got two purposes. Provision of water and provision of heat. That's it. Provision. Providing. Providing.

It's not the sauce of the heat or the water, right? No, no, no. You're getting the boiler then. That's also a machine. Very different machine. Far more complicated than the tap. Oh, well, I didn't thought so. There's a couple of machines in all our bathrooms. And there's a machine often with that ring, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Infinity rocket plastics. Yeah, I've opened up a new sister company. Oh

same but it's it's Made this is I think so yeah, it's called Invictor Missile Star It's called It's called Invictor Missile storage it feels more machine-based than missile storage. It feels more machine-based than rocket plastic. That feels more data and systems. This feels like a machine-based company. Maybe, maybe. We'll see us. And they haven't accepted a script from the upcoming Nutflix series, Jordy Hades. Oh, good. They were scanning apparently a US naval base in the lease and it just popped into the feed. Just like that, it's just popped in.

Apparently the Russians are after the scripts, could you believe, because they want to infiltrate the Jordi heat squad and ultimately cause anarchy to break out in gate, said, yeah, that's conspiracy theory, and that's not rising. They'll never get anarchy a chance. But that's what I'm saying on the vlogs. So... Jordy hates... Crime on the time. Hot Jordy nights. Jordy streets...

Full of crime. Jordy Streets Full of Crime! Jordy Heats WPC Denise Walsh is Man in the Hot Phone at Jordy HQ. The Phone Rings, Dièdi Howe and PC Jordan Henderson put down their tackle bell burritos and blue drinks. Denise. Jody Heat, hot phone, how can I help you pet? It's Mr Sting from the Massive House with the Massive Gears and the Massive Pilates Studio. Oh hello Mr Sting, so what seems to be the problem? Problem! You're joking and yeah, this is much more than a problem.

It's a full blown emergency locked down, no fly zone. Lots of yellow teeth disaster! Ah sounds awful Mr Sting, so what's actually occurring? What I was right, right, right. I'm in the middle of a looped and whine-eaping with Peter Beardley and my Alexa machine. Not the machine? Oh! Alexa machine has got their shite and I wanted the shoulder. I wanted to show Peter how it can dim the lights and draw the curtains.

I have never been so put out in my life. I need as many squad cars and personnel through my gates, ACIP, Nordileir, or I'm got a T-side hot squad. Whoa! Okay, Mr Sting, I try and remain calm. I've got one of our best up-ripped tips on no-wait, you're right now. Interior Stings massive lounge. Two luxury chimps are playing cards in one one corner Peter Beasley is sat on the sofa in his jumper and shorts do you know how Eddie how-wenters even at all

so what's fucking a car idea just watch this and I'll ride watch. I'll tell you. You will virtually shit yourself. Watch off watch. Alexa, dim the lights ready for looting. Alexa, just walk. Just walk. The curtains draw. Not the lights. See that?

See that? My Alexa has lost it's mind. What about me? They don't read my life? Hahaha! No, can't you just buy a fucking new one? No, I'll barely do that for no reason, I've got to know this special lady very well and she doesn't ask for a knock from me she doesn't make me do your go up a lot is or a good bacteria but I'm not pinning her that's out of

the question. Peter basically pipes up. Oh hey how I love it to me you like you're at signpaint that's absolutely fucking pleasure I was wondering if perhaps I used my voice you know in my way I was summoning like that I very much doubt it and you would need my permission and a shitty confirming it's alright by Mr Sting for you to talk to our list a list? Right by Mr Sting for you to talk to our Lesca, Lesca. No, just let him give it a go. Do I have your permission Sting?

Oh yes, I'll pour some. Pete, the stats are skin-elected. Elasca, but you don't have the Chitty. Eddie, I'm just doing a fucking Chitty Squire.ibs, paint, there are permissioned chit-y from his pocket. Er, Er, Er, Er, what is the cheapest puffer puffer? Jacket's currently available down in shops with Pots of Pockets, thanks. Alexa, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. The curtains open.

Oh gosh I turn a business this like Eddie. I will try turning the fuck off. I give it a fucking reboot. Oh wow your view of torture lexas! Improperately. Peter, we did think about it in the plug-up. We'll confine one. Mr Sting says it has no wires.

And he's got a special edition that's like powered by Spares Plasma. Yeah, I would be the type of slack on the true table. It's true we confine the plug. Well, why do we need to see electronic birds to do everything before you can? You just write up right in the lights and fucking curtains yourself. Because this is a classy loot evening and that would just not be for fitting. End of Norcombacks, just do your job, copper. Pateler, would you like to ask a question? copper Peyton

Eddie, would you like to ask a question and we could record the answer on Stings Advanced Moon adrenaline tick-to-tick and see if that game does any clues? You're more than too sure Not without my permission you would fact psych do I've your permission to speak the lady yes you do you have got what what was that what was that nothing do I need a shitty no I don't have run out with them I like to print some more up with me potato stab you don't speak to me I just stabbed you and you just beat him with one That's a YARDO! Oh, you're fucking... Anyway... So Eddie asks...

Eddie asks... Do you ever fucking plug or a re-bunk button Do it without a word Sightenals Right... Peter Beasley Let's put that back on backwards you know, because it sounds like reversed to me, like when my wife does reverse to her when she's on the bog, Peter plays

back the recording. People of Gaethe, rise up against the mayor and counsellors and let's have Anarchy in your streets. Be a right laugh. Oh no what that is Zeddy it's the fact in Ruskies. Try to start a revolution in Gateshead using all your fucking gadgets. I've heard all about this on a very reliable fact in podcast. Jesus, so you're saying the Russians have kidnapped my last they're bastards let's get over there in my assubacar and charge some villages we can't do that mate there will be a fucking world war I better take this Alexa device and end it over to the James Bond characters at GCQ HQ wherever the fact that is Dada Eddie will need a chitney

and now they won't sting they've got special powers so I buy I can throw stuffed mouths into the sky using my Canadian arm joints if we're gunn yeah well maybe that's true but this unit is going with me I wish you all good evening, and all of that in best with your future endeavors. So can you do the lights on you way out now, you forgot? Well, Peter, that incident has given me an idea of our new song.

So you'll settle down and have a good listen. Oh, Mr. Sting, yes, Mr. Sting, he caught the Russian spies, that mr. Sting yes mr. Sting he caught the Russian spies that mr. Sting now he is the thing the king gave him a prize he said mr. Sting you're a hero and so good looking to put oh mr. Sting yes mr. Sting six seven eight and fruit close up of Peter digging his nails into his cheeks and rotating his feet in the hope that may somehow propel him out of the building. And that's Jordi, it's been a good episode that...

Possibly my favourite ever episode of Jorie Huit that I enjoyed that immensely. Oh you know what I forgot to see when I was talking earlier on about the Hort Ellen Sheffield. Yeah. Missing you already. No you're not. Have you ever seen in Hort Ellen's before where there's like a fitness centre? Yeah. Like a little gym. Have you ever used that? I've never stepped a toe in. See until last night because you don't have to do me 10k steps a day of thing I thought well I'm away from home I'll go on the treadmill in this fitness center I went in loads of treadmills and I'm on there just to brisk a brisk straw yeah and I felt someone getting on the same treadmill that I was on

behind me and start walking along behind and before I got the chance to turn around I heard this voice, senior! Jeremy Corbyn, no? Jeremy Corbyn, no. I thought, fucking Ali, we go. He says, look at you, laddy! Thinking you're highly gamma-salassie or something? I don't know who that is.

I don't know. I said, oh Jesus Christ, Jeremy, I'm not trying to be is I said oh Jesus Christ Jeremy I'm not trying to be whoever you said there I'm just I'm just doing a bit exercise I suppose you're reckon that's better than getting a job do you I've got a job really got job he says what's he said he says what's your best tread best tread I thought what does he mean steps number of steps this speed? I says what do you mean he says that's a treadmill isn't it? It's a mill where treads are manufactured Don't try and muddy the waters with modern gobbledy guk

I thought right. I don't know. I don't know what I'm just gonna see a number. I said 26,000. Yeah. He says 26,000 pathetic. Ask me mine. Go on. Ask me my best tread. Just then around the corner Carry one of them bull workers. You know the objects. I'm under there. Fucking King Charles in it. The actual King Charles. The King Charles not around with Jeremy Corbyn. He says, you will be the sparkly little fucker out with this, Jiz? This is no labor Charlie, I'm tying with him. This is right Jeremy, what's your best tread then? It says 9.5 million, Bosh!

9.5 million. 9.5 million, I don't know what that means. Yes, that's exactly what I said. This is whatever find. This is anyway, what you two do not win Yorkshire. And the King says, eh. Oh yeah, yes, that's exactly what I said. This is whatever fine. So anyway, what are you two doing up in Yorkshire? And the king says, so I was scouting around for locations for a new TV show I'm putting together. It's the thing where a bunch of celebrities

live in a field for three weeks, and they do various scary challenges. I'm calling it, I'm a star, you see, how kindly allow me to leave this field. Oh, man. And I said, I'm on a minute, that's pretty much the same as I must celebrate get me out of here You can't just go around nicking formats He's under fucking king now. I could do what the fuck you that I like I wouldn't be be see for fuck's sake

I mean true I'm a celebrity's IEV. Yeah, but whatever So all right, all right. Sorry, you're majesty. Is he been sarcastic, Jess? Can I bring him with his exercise pipe now? No, leave it. I think he's media. Come on, let's go up the arcade and put a tenor in a dance machine. And they just fucked off. They thought you were media, yeah. I thought I was media.

So I think that saved us from a good bringing in. Yeah, well, that's a fun work So there are an unusual coupling And unlikely, do you want it? But I can't get it, they can't get it Yeah, they can't get it, they don't tilt together well So that was Sheffield I mentioned Nutella earlier, and you immediately said you didn't use it

It's a chocolatey nutty strike, I know what it is Fuck sake But I was just wondering, and for some reason, given your history of drinking fucking dog mayo, well drinking dog mayo in the audience and putting butter on weight a bit. I just wondered if Nutella had any savoury applications, and I thought you would be the man. I've fucked up, you're obviously not. I'm here to learn about Nutella. I mean it's a chocolate nutty and all that taste. I know what it is on. Teach me about potential applications. Well I turn me on Nutella.

I tell you what like by you playing Crosson. I've recently discovered Andy frozen Crossons right that you just ate up in the morning, and have an hot cross on. Iceland, right? To get back to the other topic, look at this card, or I've got an ass one. Right. You've preta monje, I think I've got them in Iceland. Right.

They're nice. I mean, I like a hot crosshand, you know? Me too. And I'm very, I am, you know, sounds like a different pet. I'm super impressed. I'm really super, it, you know, sounds like a different part. I'm super impressed. I'm really super impressed. Cliff Richard, isn't it?

So, Cliff Richard's cross-hands. Ask Cliff about cross-hands, I'll try it. Yeah. I'll try and do it. Cliff, Cliff, thanks for joining us today. You're no problem. It's become apparent that you're a very, very big fan of cross-hands.

I absolutely love a cross-hands. Do you have a preferred brand very big fan of cross-arms. Yeah, I absolutely love a cross-arm. Do you have a preferred brand on? Any of the frozen ones actually. Wow! I like yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I very much like to keep them frozen. Yeah, right. And then select one, two, perhaps three, if I've got a guest.

And heat them up, takes 12 minutes. And a little bit of butter, Nutella, a strawberry jam. Iella, a strawberry jam. I was going to suggest strawberry jam. How many would you keep on on site at any given time in your freezer? On sale, I like to keep it doesn't. It doesn't always, it doesn't restock. If you've got people around and they have like that say eight, you'll then get another eight to just keep it it doesn't. Yeah, and the power to all our friends. Yeah, yeah, doesn't yeah, and I powered all our friends Radio radio power and phrases. Do you think the phrases are machine? Very good question Yeah, very much so yeah

A machine yeah, and it's all a couple of mix of taps. Do you think they're a machine? I'll drop this clip Mix it to oh you want it's close to the clip. Yeah, we're gonna do the taps. No hold on you media or something No taps not a machine. I'm not media. No no ways of the machine. Yeah, we're gonna do it. It's a tap. No hold on you media or something. Um, no taps not a machine I'm not media. No no no ways of the machine. It's just a pipe Okay, I think we'll draw a line under it now cliff because I see you bye. Thanks for dropping it. I've got to go So Nutella I well, I'll try and I think a save replication called a funny feeling it might go nicely with duck maybe a save application called a funny feeling it might go nicely with duck maybe. Nutella on duck. Yeah I've just it how do you how you serving the duck I think you

could cook you could cover the skin in it and cook it right you know in an effrient. Yeah I prefer to find yeah or maybe you could serve it as a side as a nodule you know like. Are you challenging to do that before you're watching? No, I'm challenging it. Would it go with just chocolate go with anything savoury? Well, a duck allarange is a thing, isn't it? Is the chocolate element of that? No, but a duck or a chocolate ar?

Sounds right, don't it? It would be an almighty waste of duck if I was to try this, but I feel as though I should really do that, probably. I might do. See, I wouldn't look at a menu and if it said dog or shakalar and you know it's a fucking recently shot duck. If it's duck with a French word, you're saying it would work. Yeah I think so. Right. I'll give it a try in the effort. Dog or Le Penetra? Yeah. Wind or duck? Do you think a washing line is a machine? No, absolutely not no, no, but there's no

Moving part. It's the sister the Because I just wouldn't mistake I've just recently erected. Oh, yeah, that's the right word installed installed erect a new washing line. Yeah, and I swear that God the height And the tension I saw perfect on it. Oh well done lad. I was so happy there's no sag at all. I've got a prop. You're the very light one. I've got an extendable prop, which I barely need to use.

It puts another couple of inches up. Yeah, and do you use pegs? Yeah, plastic pegs. Yeah, plastic pegs. Yeah, honestly, once I've done it, I've probably had a 300 quid on the value of the house. I think just for putting this deal washing line up. And I want to tell you about that.

I mean, I don't mean to be rude, but I suspect that fucking line is more worth money else in it. And you drive it. It's because someone could, you can park, you could sell that for parking. I could, yeah, I could build a campsite on that, maybe. So mixer taps and machines, Nutella might have a savory application. We think it might be on duck. Do you have a quiz for us? I do actually, would you like it a little? It's a three store quiz Andy.

Price lowest to highest. Yeah. Let's give it its intro. It's pop, thwack, dying, peanuts, zing, boring. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Blap, slap, give me just a little more time. So, confectionery Andy, I think this is easy. I hope you enjoy it and I do hope you get it right. It's in my wheelhouse, that's it. Nine pack of two finger kitkat Tesco. Right. You got that in your mind? Yeah. Four

pack standard boost bar Morrison's. You got that. Are any of these on special offer? No, that is not at all. RRP. Yeah. Not well, they're not on special offer. They're what's it cost at these shops. Right. Four pack, skull, larga, Iceland.

Right, okay. Price them highest to lowest, I'd buy first. No, I'm going on the current cost of living crisis. I've recently bought some kick cats and I think they were 2.50. If it was rice pudding, I could tell you. That's why I didn't choose rice pudding in it. That's different. Skull, four skull. Four skulls. Four boosts. Four skull skull is the most expensive okay then the Kit Kat and the boosts Fucking Jimmy The four pack skull two forty five nine pack of Kit Kat two pound four boot4 pack boost, £1.35, you fucking leave. Get in. Oh, Lord! You did throw a skull into a confectionery

theme quiz, which I'm not up to your boat. Do you not think that felt like some kind of... Look, skulls are not confectionery. It's a liquid confectionery, if some sort. I don't think it is. Some description. I've been listening to the shipping forecast on really or for. I'm absolutely certain that we're there from slaughters is doing it these days. Yeah, that's how I recorded some more. Do you ever listen to what you think?

I'll press the play on the MP3. The area for casts for the next 24 hours. Fiking North Yitzira. North Ali. Forte-Fuckin-six. Increasing seven for a time, In North-fuckin' Yitzere, Moderate, or rough,

Fuckin' fair, good. South Yitzere, Northerly five or six, In West, But Fuckin' North-Aiste, Late-Ota, for in east and forking later as where forking rough in west although I slight a moderate fair fucking good that's the tip right now there

yeah it really sounds like I'm going to be honest with you I don't know why or how you didn't know what could have happened maybe from his sleepy tapes you know yeah Alexander Pallus was where the BBC used to operate a case decades ago, so maybe there's a connection there. Historical link. At the moment, Andrew, TV and movies wise, I've finished beef on Netflix and I think it's very, very solid.

I've heard a lot of good things about beef, so I'll give that a try probably once the snook has finished because I'm just so engrossed in that fair enough. At the minute. Little warning for people, the first episode and a half of beef are not the greatest. Oh, it's one of them. It gets better. It takes three series to get going. No, it's just a cut. They're perfectly fine.

But do get yourself back through the third one. Oh, I see. That is a podcast at the very beginning of episode one, there's a message. To help you with the stuff. There was only a two-foot yet. Overall Andy, I suddenly thought, oh I'm watching Marys at first sight Australia, I presume you're watching that. I'm not, I don't have the time for all of this. What do you do with your life? I watch Snooker and Darts.

I need to stop doing that. Darts is always the thing is the always the more that they have these weak entendants that are on in like Austria and the darkest part in Germany and that via player channels pick them up now. I know. So it's just always on. Well maybe why don't you take a break Andy? I'll try it. Married First sight's great. It's absolutely unwatchable on, it's channel four, more for absolutely unwatchable if you don't get rid of the ads. Right.

You know, pointless, Jesus. Is it like, it's very quick to get rid of the ads or something like that? Yeah, do it for a month. You have to do it. Yeah. It's worth it. I've really enjoyed the new series of a long. This is about a series. Don't know what it is.

Don't know what it is. And I wanted to ask you Andy, for serious, if you're asked the question, what is your favorite ever cartoon? Your answer is? Looney Choons. Looney Choons. But more specifically, Roderra a very good choice thank you

mine would be um wacky races right do you have a uh an go to answer for what is your favourite ever movie no no i hit that question i do i i i always go for birdman right but you know as soon as you say it i i hit all what is your favourite? Dot, dot, dot. Questions. Because it feels like you're in the playground again. Sorry to have asked them. But I just wanted to... I just wanted to...

Just put you right on that. I'd have put you down movie wise. Try the second guess. I'd have thought you'd have been in the goodfellas. Godfather-y. I really like them films about... I can't say I've got a favourite. Because then, I mean, you know, where do you go from there?

Fuck it. I mean Tests change we all change his people I used to really like violent films when I was younger. I can't stand looking at them now We're about zombie films. I'm on the cusp of getting it the zombie films are gonna watch that train one year We're talking about yeah I don't know The real 90 there on the way zombies. Yeah, it is just feeling inevitable. Yeah Hello, hello done why they are bring you in good time. Sorry. So you're fucking after all right? I'm sorry

Hello, morning. I was doing it little wood welcome along to the Dominic little pot Welcome along to the Dominic LittlePod Marguess today is a total legend And he is none other than an absolute legend Bob Boah Yeah, hello, don't thanks for having us now problem. What is it you do again? Well? I suppose I'm a right books Occasionally go on the tally on push shows and that you know I'll put you on the tally, I'm pushing those in that, you know. I'm pulling on the book, if I knew that was what you were doing.

But whatever, we're going along with it anyway. Bob, I've got a few questions. I'm going to just talk to you about this, Tudor, Fat Me and you. Camp of ads, yes or no, what you reckon? No, no. Welcome me. I think that, you know,

I think they're very pretty to look at, but not to travel in. What? I like luxury travel, huh? Do you like, I don't like. I'm a Irish side. I refuse to sleep in any space where I can't do a Rowley Polly. That's a good test.

It's a really good test. It's a good test. I've always been like that since I was a little boy. Yeah. Always. I know if you did a Rowley Polly when he came in this junior. I did. This room's just big enough for Rowley Polly.

But I have quite a short fella, so it's quite easy. Oaks is, I've already off the Rolly Polly, but I have quite a short fella, so it's quite easy. Oaks is a regular future. Um, whoo. There's a big question in here. I think they have us beasts of burden, you know. Ah, back there, it started from there, yeah. Yeah, I think the go back to. That is where horses start.

His three of horses, chapter one, beasts of burden. I think, I'll tell you what, I think they'll always be spoken of. Yeah, they'll never be forgotten. They'll never be forgotten. Even though they have no future. I'm on the fence personally, that one. Ha ha. Yeah.

Bob, I've got a commemorative gown coin with Mickey Mouse on it. It cost me 75 quid. You can have it for 65, what do you think? I'm all right, thanks. You sure? What's it made of it's It says commemorative gold on the box commemorative. Yeah, I'll leave it. Thanks. Oh, I'll bring it next time It can ever look maybe you change your mind if I bought an entry-level chainsaw would you respect me more less all the same? More

Well, even us just at the level but an electric one with a cable. Yeah, yeah, screw fix about 40 quid. Yeah, I think I think. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you assist it. She bit loose. Now, sorry, that question for someone else. Sorry, you know that. That's for a different podcast. Okay. Have you got any enemies? Not that I'm aware of. I mean, I was just thinking about that. I mean, you're aware of it, but you're not aware of it. That's even worse. Yeah, so, yeah. Because I've got three.

Oh, well, you're out of any sense. Well, one of them's dead. So that's all right. That's all right. I was in Poland, and the other one, he's the only one I need to be actively concerned about on a daily basis. I don't know where he is.

Who's it, Nick Nolz? I can't say who it is. Is this some of me, would know? It's not Nick Nolz, I can't say who it is. Is this someone we would know? It's not Nicknulls, right? I'll say that again. Don't mention this day again on this podcast. Oh, I'm sorry. Is it someone we would know?

Yes. Okay, Nicknulls. No, it's not Nicknulls. I see end of this podcast, I think. I've got a little song I want to finish off with. I know the topical song is called, This is the State of the Nation. Oh, wow.

A tit of rice pudding costs free to E5. Frost on our driveways in May. Single mom selling their favorite bras. And nectarines don't taste the grade. This is the state of the nation. A taxi don't come for 35 minutes. Seventy-right little bit out of shape. Cows seem sad but they can't say why.

And a wife's got never whatever it takes. This is the state, the absolute state, the state of the bleeding nation. I will always have time for you Thank you for joining me, Bobo. Thanks for having me. It's a pleasure, good boy. That was nice, a little podcast that, wasn't it? Yeah, it's one of my favorites. It is good.

I think not as much stuff about machines in it as I'd like. I mean, we're on very thin ice with this machine, we don't have that. I think next time should be a machine special. Is the ladder a machine? No, we don't have it. I think next time should be a machine special. Is the ladder a machine? No, it's a contraption. Thank you for listening folks.

Thanks, goodbye. See ya. Thank you.