Athletico Mince - Ep. 17 - Steve's Stinking Dishcloth

Episode Date: June 29, 2016

McClaren and Hodgson’s beans on toast supper, a mink onesie, a game of London Tig and an upbeat party song. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Music Jaree Tonkittong Yeah, alright, Frank Kiel. Do you have any information on the NLN? Well, you have been on the NLN a sense because I've decided that I'm not completely happy with the names I've been calling. So I'm going to give you a little choice this week. So you can stick with Ronnie Ottdog.

Mr. Park and Ride. Nice, isn't it? Buttery Ken. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. The seed merchant. Oh, that's mysterious. That's a bit of gravitas there.

Oh, just a nice simple John Cup. What was the first one? Good old Ronnie Ock. No, no, no, no, no, Mr Park and Ride. I'd like to be Mr Park and Ride from now on. OK, Mr Park and Ride. Nice to see you. Thank you very much, honky. Tonk, hey, do you know anything about this game of Tigard's

born in London? No, I don't know what you mean. Because I got Tigged on the way in. Yeah. His fellow just ran up. It was a man. Tigured and he ran off. Do you know anything about that?

I don't know. Do you you want advice I mean I would just I want if you knew anything about it I want advice but if you don't then well my advice is if you want to contribute to the the TIG game right do the same to someone else oh see they pass it on pass it I'll do that later on and we're back for me train later on what a troubling first thing to say to me do you not know the rules rules are take I didn't know there was a game going on it's not up men and son all right hey well that's how it spreads, isn't it? It's starting it, it's the original virus, viral, you know, thing. Is it a Brexit thing?

No, I don't think it's Brexit, I don't think so. Is it not, how you feeling about that? About Brexit? Yeah. Well, I could argue not, I like, I'm very European sort of guy, me, personally, I am a little bit leathery dad skinned, you know, that he'll go in the past somewhere, but I like, for example, Dewey Egbert's coffee, I like that, I like Jambon of course, you still got some with you at the day as well? I've still got memories of it, yeah, I'm a little stench of it. Do you know how you leathery flesh? I got on on mid-phone, I got the receipt of the bill, the final settlement from the hotel. And there was something on it called Disposition Surrealemento-Summit 50 euros.

Okay. It didn't mention Jban, only thing. But my wife was French. She's not French. She's got the ability to look up what a French words are. Yeah, she's got French up. She said it was for cleaning. It was for cleaning me room.

Only 50 euros. 50 euros. It's a bargain, that, because it's a pigst I was in there. Literally a pigst I. Well, it makes me think that certainly I haven't replaced the dover. I like mixer taps. Mixer taps, that's a continental thing.

I like yogurt, that's a very... Other boil and water that comes out as well, they came from Belgium, didn't they? I think they are Belgium. So obviously I'm saddened if we're going to lose all of it. Well I've been doing some research, there's all sorts going on. You're not going to be able to get egg and chips abroad anymore. That's out, they're not going to stop selling that in Europe on the continent. You're going to have to have stuff fine-lives, or bits of identifiable burnt shit in rice. That's just rice, isn't it?

Well, it is against us. No, your rice, this color. Oh, rice, what did you just call that for? The one identifiable burnt shit. Grazism. No, that's what I said on the website. All right, so it breaksit.com. There's going to be new rules about the duty free.

Every family is going to be forced to bring back one of them straw donkeys. Right. Again, you know what we all use to in the 70s, and you've got to bring back one of them deaf hats as well for doers. And the more hats, what's going on? You're well ahead of the game.

No, you're like, well, you're beyond article 50 or whatever. I'm not article 53 now. Yeah, article 53. Is that the next level? Holodis Ovenias. I think I'm, it's about, I think racism wise, I think I'd like to say this, and I think I might be turned to here.

Egan chips abroad. Yeah. To some reason I never quite trust the egg. It's not quite fried well enough. I don't know. I just don't know I don't know where it's come from I don't over there, don't I? I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. I've been there Well, if you're picking so a gee how long but when you go abroad how long is it usually before you're a Toss seven nights seven nights seven nights away and I don't talk luck on back Right, yeah Wow

First time I ever went abroad was Greece 96 14 nights. Yeah, one Todd One time about 14 nights with you One Todd in Athens one time in Athens. So yeah, well, we've got all that business, but you're in London to see me today. Yes. You like the big city vibe, or? Well, I did until I got ticked.

But when you arrive in London, you know, you get like a buzz. What kind of like, when you arrive with these cartonies and you bundle on your cart? Yeah, a little Northern, like you and he's bundling with him. Yeah, little northern, like you, seeing our little big building. Right, like the big city and all that, and streets, pierve a gold. Did you, I'm just saying, do you get a buzz? No, really, not really.

Not fair enough. Glastonbury was this week. If you just got a list of stuff you want to talk about here. Yeah, well, the top thing you just threw it up me. Glastonbury was on, yeah. Did you watch Glastonbury? Yeah, bits of it. Bits that I enjoyed. I've sort of watched on I play the pop groups that I'm in now instead of just sitting

through the whole thing. And yeah, I'm a bit disturbed by your prayers. I watched bits that I enjoyed. Yeah. I don't like, how does that work? Well, I knew what I would like. Alright, you're not like. Yeah, I'm at the age where I know what I like.

So you watch the squeeze? I watch the squeeze. Yeah, the twins and the fire.'m at the age where I know what I like. So you're what's the squeeze? I watch Squeeze. Yeah, Twins and Fire. Yeah, Twins and Fire. I go order. Right, Theo. Hey, before we go any further, I think you need to establish your potentials again. Okay, as the memory mark is last week, I brought Hitler into it and it spooked you a little bit. Well, I'm a final all foot, but football statistics. From 18 1976 onwards. Well I've kept it football-ish this thank you. Here we go memory man. Bob what was that some kind of yogi bed? That was just clearing me throat. Do you remember how many handguns were confiscated from fans by police before the start of the 1930 World Cup Final between Uragwai and Argentina.

It's a football question. I know I'm accepting the question as well. Law and order. Crime question. Bob's Crime Club. What was it? 1930. It was the inaugural World Cup Final. Handguns, do you remember how many? We're confiscated. Yes. We're all in the world!

Oh, get a lot of that. Credentials established. Thank you. We can move on. You're in safe hands, as it were. What have you got? What do you want to talk about? Well, I mean, I thought I'd, you know, in the light of England's furlings in our lap business, and I liked everything like that, like I've reckoned that I'd like to tell you,

Steve McLaren's story. And it's going back a bit. It's about a year old. He might be in the frame for the England job again, you know? Oh, that would be reassuring for all the England fans, wouldn't he? Yeah. The last time and you'll understand why when you've destroyed the last time that Steve McClaren and Roy Othman actually talked to each other. You like to hear that story? He's telling me that story now. Right. Well, Steve had invited Roy for a beans on us supper, yeah? Yeah. Around the house. And they were chatting away about the fat lassas

physiotherapy. Can I just ask, was it a formal supper at the table? Or was it sort of like maybe he sat on the sofa with him tripping, or maybe he's on bean bags? I'm not there to quite an important detail, actually. Not there were in the kitchen diner separate from the lounge. So although it's like although it's a formal setting that the big glass is set out, napkins and what have

you, it was just beans on toast. Just as much as many... She's stuck in the kitchen. Many beans as you want. You can have 800 beans. She's much the telly in the room well. She could glance at it. But anyway, so there's that there.

Chatting away about her physiotherapy because, you know, she had big glass. Yeah. And her chest puts a lot of strain on her back, obviously. So she has quite a lot of physiotherapy. And also, she, if she, I'm sorry to go down this line, but if she has a Todd, and she often does, with the beans and that If she has a Todd, it's quite hard for her to reach round Right, you know, because she's to wipe to wipe itself and everything

And she can if I don't know if it she can get a bit stuck in the folds and that down there Yeah, so I'm just trying to be delicate here So she sometimes has to really strain and if she's been very loose she gets stave up. Yeah, I mean what's her accuracy? Is she accurate? I don't know. I'll point herself. Please. She does try to separate before she sits but look, but if she's been very very very very loose she's coals down the stairs. Yes, I'm finished can you white me? Is that undergued stairs? Yeah and he takes a dishcloth off. It's absolutely fine. Anyway so Steve was at the

table busting about his new comfort fits short-sleeved like blue shirt yeah and what he was the big thing about the stories is he'd found one that I'd like these breathable holes under the armpit and it had a special polyester of resin in it or something that made it a really cool you know cool yeah is one of them that doesn't need to be ironed as well yeah not not ironing not iron and temperature sensitive so you know you can so what he'd done to prove his point right it turned the heat in I'm telling telling you, the... Sophie turned the heat in right up in the house. Yeah.

Right, so that he could... I'd just to show off things, I'm fine, right? Yeah. Because I've got me new... It could be cool, though, though. Well, so... Sweating in your eye? So right?

Yeah, it could be. Right, I had a loose fit, not a comfortable fit. Mm-hmm. Shirt. Primrose, you know, very light yellow. Yeah. Right, right, yellow. And he was, he was, you know, very light yellow, but right yellow. And he was, he was, you know, he said,

well, I never imagined you knew material. This is Egyptian cotton, it cost me three hundred pounds. And he said, I'm feel really refreshed. You know, it is a bit warm and he is Steve, but I'm fine. It's not pissed Steve off a bit, you know, I mean. So anyway, when in the lounge after the, the beans, this is getting too long for you, Andy. No, it's intriguing. Okay, well, they get the wet, they went wedding at the lounge after the had the beans. This is getting too long for you Andy. No, it's intriguing.

Not good, well they get the wedding. They went to the lounge after they've finished the beans to watch an old quarrel episode that Steve's got on tape. Yeah. His favourite one. And anyway, wife's, fat last sorry, gone upstairs. Suddenly the call comes that night. Steve, I finished.

Can you wipe me? Right, so Steve asked to nick off out the room. Roy is really struggling with the hate. We don't want to admit it. And he says, you're going to be out of me in a minute. He says that because he's made it, he's closed all the windows and everything and he's put one of those like snake things across the door so the draft gets in or whatever.

Draffed. Draffed, excellent, I think. So Roy, right. he's put one of those like snake things across the door so the draft gets in or whatever. Draffed, excellent, I think. So Roy, right, sees his chance, goes over, picks up the snake, what he thinks is the snake thing, draft excellent. Picks it up to throw it over there, yeah. To throw it over there, the, the, the set A, right.

Just as he's at the top of the arc of his throat, it's fucking spumes like it's full length comes out of it all over his shirt all over Roy's face because of course soon as the snake saw Roy he thought it was a fucking massive owl you know I come from yeah I've tried Anyway, I've been going on too long, so Steve comes down with his stinkin' dishcloth. And there's the snake on the floor behind the... I'm panning, I know, yeah. It's spewed up, it's like half its size, you know, now.

Roy's covered in spew, and Bessie throws him out with the Albraba, and they haven't spoken since. So there you go. I just thought that story's pertinent because Hodgkin's left and you know, whatever. And McLaren's obviously back in the frim. This is true actually, but Steve McLaren, do you know where he was yesterday? He was on T side, your stock background, and he was delivering a lecture at a school in Yarm that was called the Psychology of Success. Really? That's absolutely true. You've got any snippets of wisdom rules? No, I'm not allowed in schools, T-side, but nobody reported what it said.

No mention of it under the social media. So maybe he made the more signs some kind of gagging order when they went in. Maybe. Do you know what he does really, he's just sowns them a snake, and they can't slub it. Oh, yeah. I mean, I think maybe it's the secret of his success. The wife's questions are being told specifically, I have to introduce these early this week,

right? Because in a sense, the wife's cock a hoop. And you may remember five or six podcasts ago, she said that Joe Hart is half-hour. She did. You disrespected that statement and she wants a formal apology from you. Unreserved, no bullshit. It's fair enough.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize unreservedly to Mrs Mortimer for my mockery of her assertion that your heart is or was half-assed. Thank you. I agree fully now has been proven beyond all, doubt that your heart is completely half-assed. Okay. I've got some questions from the wife. First question, Andy. As you're hearing this question that means you've apologised, so thank you for that. Can I ask, do you on a suit are a vaguely matching jacket and slacks for special occasions such as a shopping trip to M&S or Devonons. Funnily enough, I had to do a journalistic mission last week I had to go to Scotland to try and get an interview with Donald Trump

for a thing. I didn't have a suit where so I went into the shelter shop in Sunderland, got a jacket, pair of slacks, how much did you reckon I paid? You. pair of slacks how much do you reckon up here? You! In tour. Was this a suit or slacks in a jacket? It was a nearly jacket and black slacks. Right. You thought you'd get away with it, yeah? You thought I would.

You thought I would. You thought I would be clodied in Scotland, I'll be alright. Well, I think we're talking seven pounds, 99. No. No. Down. Down, yeah. Was it just slack material that you had to fashion yourself? No, it wasn't. 99 Down, down, yeah

Was it just slack material that you had to fashion yourself? No, it was decent stuff, it was decent stuff The jacket was a Burton's I think it's slack to it Well, 199 and 250 I can't add that to the kit It's quite a quid pair Wow, and I would do a quid You need a buy one, get one free offer on

And how did you look? I looked alright He looked alright Yeah, I look so That's what everyone said He looked alright So They looked alright. Yeah. That looks so. That's what everyone said. They look alright. So you, and would you, and that? So you do it for, to make Donald Trump, you'd wear that.

That's where I've worn the wear Donald Trump. I was gonna ask him to guess how much I've peered as well, but I didn't get anywhere near that. How physically near did you get to 150 feet away? So you saw him? I saw him. I would see, look like he looked really tiny. He's really tiny.

You're not. Well, there's 150 feet away, so he looked really tiny. Come on, don't, don't, don't lay a perspective, Jokes on me at this stage. He must be tall. I don't know, he's thinking of a state right over there. I'm pointing over there, listen to listeners. At a distance of about 150 feet. So that's your first question.

Thank you very much. I'll say that as fatally, I won't go. And you know, like, would, would a visit to Devonums or MNS be a special occasion for you? No, not really. Not really. And I have to cut through Devonums to get to the car park in Sunderland so yeah. Oh, this just kept me a don't just do the Keaton Eye on you all the way though. Yeah.

As you go through. I mean, they're not like a uniform security guard, but you can tell the someone someone's watching. nearby. You can hear the cameras wearing it. Yeah, so pass pass on to each other, you know. Yeah, I have to cut through M&S to get from the road through to like Carphone Warehouse and into the shopping centre. And when I got through it's, hello Mr. Mortimer,

nice that you're passing through Mr. Mortimer. Hi, I'm just saying it's slightly different. What are you crossing selfies of it? No, they don't bother me. You know, they know I'm not to bother me in the shopping context. Some of the spend ruckians in the past then. There's not much of a question really, but I see where she's coming from. How do you dry your clothes when you've washed them?

I have a washing line. You have a washing line? I'll peg them out on the washing line, whether providing, if not, just on the radiator. So the weather isn't providing, yeah? Yeah. So how many, you've got radiators all done? Of course, super fun, you've been to be along Javier, so I've got a couple of radiators around the house, yeah. Yeah. I've got more than three radiators. Three radiators. What's fewer than 15 radiators? So you've got your, you mainly wear sweatshirts.

It's t-shirts and sweatshirts. It's mostly, yeah. Yeah. Okay, and what about, you know your air dry, you fry it, air dry. Air dry, yeah. I would just, could you dry your socks in that? You dry a pair of socks in that.

You know what, I've never tried bought, I think it could. Is it worth having to go? I don't if it's gonna cause the electrical shock. Would you like me to do that? But I wouldn't mind if I were you. Send you the video. Or a pair of your smalls. No, not my smalls.

Just do one sock. Do a sock. As a compromise, I'll do one sock. It's interesting, yeah. No, in it. You know, of course, just hot air. Exactly, as a compromise I'll do one sock. It's interesting, you know, isn't it? I don't know, you know, cause just, it's just hot air. Exactly, as is much of this. So, observational comedy.

I love it, I love it, I love it, right? And so I've been trying a bit, I thought, I thought, I'd like, you got a focus on the topic, I mean, you're really, you know what I mean? So what I focused on was, I've been in loads of shops, your eyes are the man out here. When you've made a successful purchase, do you have a tap your eyes with your hands?

Of course, yeah. Have you not seen everyone doing that? So when people come out of eyes, they're all tapping their eyes. Do you know what Tesco stands for? Please enlighten me. Good food at great prices. Oh, right. So I thought I'd do some...

I would say, I'd like, that I'll go and do a joke for Andy. He prefers me jokes to me, actually when I talk to him. I love the audience here. So I said I was thinking, I'm, if you know the watergate thing Yeah So I'm surprised that it happened because you would have thought it would have evaporated But it's a shit in it

Watergate, you thought it would have evaporated I can say by your first say I'm, what watergate? So perhaps I have just illustrated why the best comedy is the Observation comedy. So last week, I should be doing remembering things as well. That's so much part of it. Stalkers massive. Yeah, remember what it's.

Do you know what I mean? That sort of thing. So I've tried that line, not all, making it all about brass hands and that. So, hey Andy, do you remember when all the kids had to play with, was a plastic football and it would get punctured with the brass hands? Do you remember that? That's good. Yeah, I can identify with that. And the laugh is because you remembered a? That's good. Yeah. How can I identify with that?

And the laugh is because you remembered a previously something you forgot. You triggered the memory. Yeah. He's a number one. Hey, do you remember the 1980s when the only brass hand oil you could get was taps as original and it would stay in your shirt cuff?

Oh, yeah. Good, isn't it? Funny, but true. Do you remember the sitting class, C5? And it was on tomorrow's world, and you saw gobsmacked, that you pointed at the tele, and you brass unfluened off and smashed the screen. Do you remember that happened in your house? I remember every week.

Hey, do you remember them two bar electric fires? You know they'd like to make your forehead sweat and if you put your flag through to light it your brass hand would shorten the electric you remember that! Oh one more, one more! Please! I've got some to do! Do you remember Jikuzis with the water jets. And all the bits and pieces were getting to a whirlpool. You know all this shit and all the airs and that.

And rapper of Gibrasad. Do you remember that? No, not really. Yeah, it's not so good that one. It good stuff that one, right? I'm on a similar sort of thing like, I go, but yeah, I tell you, I'm saying much of these days. Now Mickey, it's all driverless cars now.

Do you remember, listen, do you remember when we were kids in the 1970s and the fellas would come and knock on your door and ask your mom how much, and she'd tell them to come back when the kids are asleep I think they're trying to buy stuff, shouldn't it? They're not summits? You remember that, but I saw them bring it up, back here It's a bit more topical one

I've seen steam! What's that about? It's a bit like smoke, but you know nicer! It is nicer, isn't it? If you bring it into the modern deer as well, it's not just nostalgia, it's kind of like, you know, this stuff's happening now. That we're getting among it. So I really enjoyed it, just because you reminded me

of steam, so that's the joke, that's the big stuff in it. But that was interesting, because I felt, because when you said steams nicer than smoke and cut, I paired it. That felt like you were no whole, no other level of, it didn't make me like laugh out loud, but it made me feel really warm. Did you feel comfortable? Yeah. I'm really sure. And I haven't put that in mind. No. I've just gone, do you remember? Do you remember what it's? Yeah. Maybe you could end your

routine without one of that steam thing and just make people I've gone with a bit of a glow What about to end you remember what's it and then I could add something like you could gently cross you money a pallet Yeah, and the graduate I'd say I'm sorry the water You could sell some watch it to the foyer. I've did, I still do watch it, so the... Of course they do. Oh, fuck sake. That was some questions for you, Bob. Alright.

Bob, as a millionaire with your chocolate rose rice that you keep in a massive fridge that you used to blunt the Gary Roads, how has the Brexit result affected your wealth? Have you had to, for example, be enforced to consider selling the mink onesie that you're wearing for today's podcast? It's not a onesie. It's a two-piece. I don't have immense wealth. It's been a thank you. Sorry. It's a mink. We saw What's not cheap is it a mink onesie or two-piece? What have you called? Yeah, it was a very special. I don't tend a penny. It was a shell for shopping I tell you what I do want me to tell you where I got it?

Tell us where you was a special gift from the old man. Thank you. No, no, no. The plot thickens. Bob, now that we're leaving the EU, will you send all your slaves back to their homeland and hire some proper English slaves? Or can you not be asked with the admin? I don't have any slaves and I have no present plans to hire any slaves.

British or otherwise. Thank you. So business as usual. I've sold a lot of it. It's 50 years, baby, triggered, right fine. Bob, it's the Oldhamans birthday next month. Will you be buying a book token, be a plastic gun and badge set with NY cop on the badge? Or see personalized underpants with kiss the alderman written across what I'll

call the cauldron area. I'll probably will be going to the alderman's birthday and I probably will be getting them a gift. None of those gifts sound appropriate to me for a man of his office. Will you come back and join us another time and tell us what you did by him and the future? I will do that but I don't know ruin this surprise for the alderman. Is he a listener of by him. I will do that, but I don't know ruin this surprise for the audience. Is he a listener of this? Is he? The Old Man.

Of the podcast. I can't be sure. I haven't mentioned it to him. Does Egg, do you want to hear about it? I saw the Old Man this week. What's he been doing this week? Well, this week I went up to Stockton for charity swimming. You know, we were me and the old women and some of the

luxury. Oh we knew it in the pool. No we didn't swim but the swimming vats there. And it was the rarest money for soft kids, you know the death kids and the parents and that. Draft aethats will call them yeah I think that seems quite polite. They can't really do well right. Yeah. You know, so anywhere. Kakandas. So anywhere, we're in a locker area afterwards and I'm in a shower. Yeah. Yeah. I finish my shower, it's all nice.

Just as I'm exiting the shower, the old man, the old man, is coming in. Yeah. And he stops me. So there's her little Bob. So I love old man, nice to see you in that. And he said stops me, says hello Bob, so hello Alderman, nice to see you in that. And he said to me, he's sort of letting his jockey voices go, he says, oh you look lovely and clean,

you look just right for a nice kiss. Oh god, here we go. And then it's like, it was like a trigger word. All the showers suddenly turned off, yeah. And the mad, the town planner, all his crawlies and all them, they don't came out of the showers as well, yeah, started saying you know, kiss the old man, kiss the old man, and he goes no! right, and it's shit, no kiss going on here, and so I mean I'd already sort of

made a move towards him, but he recoiled. He said, no! And he dropped his towel, right? He said, on my tattoo, he said. Oh! Yeah, and like, he's a big fella. And like, on his flange, would you call it, the Rauwol, just above the hip. Yeah, that's what I think. He's got a tattoo.

I've got a tattoo, a hot dog. All right. got a tattoo. Got a tattoo of hot dog. Alright. Right, just a sausage. Yeah. Not the bullet. Not the bullet. No, I think that is. That is the hot dog, isn't it? Or is the hot dog the old one?

Yeah. Well, it was just a sausage. Yeah. It was the hot dog sausage. Definitely a picture. Yeah, a nice tattoo. Like a brown tattoo. And he winked at the man or that.

And they changed it to kiss the dog, kiss the dog, kiss the dog. So I got down and I give the the hot dog a little peck and a lick and just go out with it, you know, as you don't. We'd raise quite a lot of money for the kids as well. That's the main thing, but did you raise awareness as well? I hope so, yeah, but funnily enough, the tattoo actually tested of hot dog. Yeah, it meant we really packaged it. We can do all sorts of these days with tattoos. Amazing, I wasn't able to tell that I had a hot dog. I kissed the old man, but in a rather unusual quirky way on the hot dog. You simply put yourself in a position every week where you have to kiss the older man. It's almost as if you really like it.

Dad, he's a daft lad. It's just a little bit fun, aren't it? Yeah, I've kissed you know, like, is it? It's good for morale. Yeah, so I've kissed the older man, I've kissed the older man's up, Doug. What next, who knows? Who knows?

Yeah, the next week you'll find out. Have you got a song for us? Do you like songs? Yeah, I want to, who it is, who it, who it Lionel Richie dancing on the sailing kind thing. Thank you Andy. Exactly that sort of vibe, okay? So here we go imagine synthesizers dancers and everything okay, right? So it goes Bright colors bright fucking lights sexy ladies inexpensive tides Coca-Cola Bonofi pie

The kind of party you won't survive! For forest creatures, entry is free! But if you're human, it's 30p! Bright colours, bright fucking lights! You like? Take your ass, I'll say a little... Ah, fuck sake, he's taking this.