Athletico Mince - Ep. 26 - Two Whole Roast Crabs

Episode Date: September 13, 2016

Mark Lawrenson and Robson Greene go fishing, pasta comedy, Madcap Crazy Wacky Willy Club and a Casper update. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...om/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, for a hunky-tunk. Well, I would do I analyze.. I would do a chop. That took pieces. It had a false finish. It had a sigh. It seamlessly went into speech. You'd need to break that one up with a broom, I think, before you flush it. If you know what I mean. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:37 It seemed very outfell, and you may be unconsciously, maybe a little bit menacing, actually, but it may be a bit creepy the way it was designed like a blow on a phone to a widow within suggestions, someone like that just to you know keep your way from a ranny's or something. There's nothing intimidating, timidestry about it. My level and I was just exhaling. Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Are you drunk? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Most, most days. Well, at moments. I'll do Mae'r yw'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr.
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Starting point is 00:01:24 Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. Mae'r ysgwyr. of oldy streaky bacon, style slices, you know, then ones you have for breakfast lunch and tea. Nice sigh. Nice to see you. What do you want to be called this week? I've got Frank Malassas. You like that? Is that it? Well, no, he's like a US detective, but he's based in Turkey. Frank Malassas. Right. Got chill cut tits, because of course you've got tits and your shit should be reported. Maureen clackers, like foot, that's a fun one, isn't it? I'd add a bit of a gender bending element of that as well, I like that. Nice, it is my favourite, but it's entirely up to you.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Dave Meal. Dave Meal. Yeah. Sounds a bit drab. All right, you can simply have a runny out dog, of course. Can I be Maureen clackers? You're all right. So, hello Maure-clackers, nice to see you. Hello, honk, good to meet you. It's nice to see you again.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Right, well, after this unfortunate delir that we had. I believe they call it a hiatus. Yes. Hiatus. Shall we? Is there anything else to be said about the hiatus that we had? Well, I've read your apology. I don't have people have seen it.
Starting point is 00:02:23 It's on Twitter, concerning your incident with the older men. And to be honest with you, I think we should just leave it there a'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny.
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Starting point is 00:02:40 A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. A'r pwyb i'r hynny. So it's a fond of sincerity. I think you can take me presence here today as some sort of initial response, but let me warn you, I'm saying the old man later in the week, I got a charity deal. We're raising money to send some daft, you know, Yusas kids to Disneyland, the American one where you can get cured, you know. So I'm going to say what he has to say, but I'd just like to
Starting point is 00:03:00 leave that, you know, now back pockets for now, thanks. But concerned by Yus of the word worn there. But you said worn, I should warn you. Yeah, I said I should warn you, I'm seeing him, yeah. Are you threatening me? Not threatening you, or landing, but I've heard your side of the story. You'd be interested to see a man of principle like the Oldman, see what he has to say. I hope you don't mind me saying.
Starting point is 00:03:20 It's indeed what he is. Yeah, well, I trust him more, I trust you. I'll be perfectly honest with you. Anyway, more in clackers. I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'll be fine. Anyway, more inklackers. More inklackers. I've got my contact. She's got no knackers.
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Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah. But the big event was, he went fishing with Robson Green. He's meant to be Robson Green. Oh, he else went and be like, yeah. Was it extreme fishing? No, not extreme, not where the catch is like, as I say, sea cows, like sea wolves and that. It's just a nice, quiet day of fishing with him out on the river. You know if I roach, roach trout cod, that sort of thing. Tiddler's. It was a choose day of last week, right?
Starting point is 00:04:36 And I remember that because there was a new, have you ever had a new fish on Chris Evans Red your show? No, not haven't. He takes his clothes off right in the studio and you have to guess how much sick his female intern spews up. Because it madcap crazy wacky Willie Club. Is it a bit like it's a knockout? Do they have a bookut? Yeah, and it's got an arrow on the side of it
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Starting point is 00:07:06 Beyond the bushes. Robson sets up both rods. Then realised as young and got the bait, it was a tin of corn, beefy butters bait. It's gone, right? You know how about this corn, beef soft lad? Well, he does, doesn't he, Andy, if you've been listening. As he watched the ink off his face, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:24 No, he was the only pet, his buddy. No, he had the cornbuffin in the room last night, Matt tells them all about it. Robson's like, ah, you're fucking twat like, oh, we're gonna fish now. And he says, you'll have to do it for me, Andy. Don't worry, I've got an idea. Don't worry, I've got an idea.
Starting point is 00:07:41 So Matt goes to be out of the bushes, and he comes back and there in his open hand of 14 nibblets of corn that he's retrieved from his tod mound because remember he had that student sweet corn? He did last night. That's quite resourceful, isn't it? And he's cut out little fishy ships from a shiny silver suit to use like a spinners for beer. Can I ask what he's used to retrieve them? That's probably a fishwalk, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:08:10 I don't know, nobody knows. You don't know. I'm a source to you know that. And the anyway, the Cuts Six Chub, Four Carb, only downside was Robson got food poisoning from Handland Marks, Corn Nibblets, you know, of what he'd retrieved. But I like that story,
Starting point is 00:08:25 and because it's like, Draft Mark is a bit of a hero in it, really, you know what I mean? Yeah, he's the villain as well, though. Yeah, but he has a little sort of victory, and I know I liked the story anyway, so. Yeah, all the sounds like a nice partnership as well, Emto. Yeah, it sounds like they might hang out
Starting point is 00:08:41 with each other again next week. Okay, okay, so could you tell Andy, could you just to finish off the story? Could you say, see you, Robson? I've had a lovely time fishing. See you, Robson? I've had a lovely time fishing! Hey, it's been hot, doesn't it, dear? Man, your tits must be dripping. Well, I've been lying in the garden, but we top off. What did you just dig a little all out so the sweat just drips gently?
Starting point is 00:09:10 Just lying on the grass, but what, where there was sagging, we tits were sagging as I was lying, so it flat on the buck. So I got a couple of matchsticks and you know, prop them up. Nice. A couple of matchsticks under the undercarriage of each tits. And then I'm just lying there and some ants came along and sheltered from the heat. And they still say, a little canopy. And is there any sugar in it?
Starting point is 00:09:30 So I'm just letting it slip on it. Well, they were just like slips lying about in the sweat, like some frondleck and kids. Oh, that's nice to think of them. It was a nice feeling. Yeah. Not because I don't see any kids that much of these days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:42 So it was nice to sort of be touched with someone again. Yeah, well, don't say so, fun. You've had a lovely time with the ants, yeah. Did you get them to own limbs? Like, you know, I don't know what you would call them. At a man. At a man's bulls instantly. You've got to add them, yeah, George.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Them suddenly called it. John Ant. All those sorts of words. We've had some feedback from John Ant, actually, on the Twitter this week. Yeah, what did he say? John Ant says, Bob should get over himself. o'r lwy'n ddod. Mae'r ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'n ddod yn fwy'fwy'n ddod yn fwy'fwy'n dwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i' gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i' gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i' gwybod yn fawr i' gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i' gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn fawr i'r gwybod yn faw I don't know what you're hitting that Andy's not needed to be trying to clever in your letters and that you could have just said sorry Oh, you're not sorry Well, I told you we should just leave it people don't want to hear this. I'm sorry
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Starting point is 00:11:39 sports day at school, conquer that kind of thing? I do, yeah. Which one of the do you like best wedding care? It was M3. Conkers? You like conquer's best. Yeah. When was the last, I bet you said it down just having your face with your head at a conquer
Starting point is 00:11:57 tournament. You could get smacked in the head by another winning conquer. You people could think it's a conquer is what I'm trying to say. Right. Because it's quite a fict to say. Right. Because it's quite a faintulous face. Right, yeah. Yeah. So you've already threatened us, and now you're comparing me
Starting point is 00:12:11 head to a conqueror. Well, your head looks like a conqueror, that's just a fact. I don't mind talking about, I don't mind talking openly about me tits, I haven't got a problem with that, but when you bring me head into it, it feels like it's, you know, it's getting a bit nasty. Can I do a shout out? Yeah, of course you can. I've got a shout out to do from someone on Twitter called Garath Kraft
Starting point is 00:12:28 And he says could you slip in a mention for me? Ian Irving has entered his Marrow in the Ashton Village vegetable competition and it's fucking shit Okay, I wouldn't I can't confirm or deny if it is or not. Yeah, have you ever eaten a shout out? Have you ever eaten a Marrow? I don't think I have actually no yeah, that's what it is Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith I used to like it. My mum used to stuff it with mints. Mints, not pull arm, it's mints. Wipes questions, Andy. Go on, I can't stop it, I was going to be awkward with this. Shouldn't I? No, you really shouldn't have had someone to drink.
Starting point is 00:13:14 So wipes questions, Andy. Andy, do you think you would make a good firefighter or would your tits get too hot? Yes, I think I would be a good firefighter. I am agile. I am not scared of the ladders. I enjoy water. I enjoy danger. I get a thrill from seaband lives and I could probably wear some kind of bra. Okay, thanks for your answer. Or, lies the fat strap under your chin and the sunda necklace as it's known. Is that that strip of fat under your chin? Is it due to genetics or just simply poor diet, your sunda in strap, your necklace? I am as God made me Bob and Bob's wife. o'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r nechlys. Mae'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd i'r sgwyd man. No, I have not been Portugal. The closest I've been to Portugal would be
Starting point is 00:14:28 Spain. Yeah. And I was around men and women and children. Or because you've been an audience paying just recent, I'm going to. Yes, out for what about did you go? Um, saloo. Saloo. It was just near Barcelona. Yeah. A bit of a Brexit sort of like holiday of destination, isn't it? Eh, yeah. It was all inclusive. Oh, it was inclusive.
Starting point is 00:14:52 It was all inclusive. All inclusive is that the Brexit, Brexit is holiday of choice. But, what I will see it was, there was lots of Dutch, lots of Germans and a few Russians as well. Oh, okay. So, it was quite, it was all inclusive. Did you mean in every sense? In your mingle, I thought you keep yourself to yourself. No, I keep myself to myself.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah. Yeah. So I'm not, I'm near mingle. All right, tell me a little bit more about your book. It was Buffet, all inclusive Buffet. It was Buffet, yeah. So it was like for me, it was chips and then two types of meat. Yeah. So I'd have been was chips and then two types of meat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:26 So I'd have been a pork and then maybe some fish. Right. Yeah. So it was quite classy. It wasn't just meat type air, meat type sea. I love tonight. Then you knew what it was. No, though, you had, they had signs up telling you what kinds of meat there was. Like if it was pork, it would just say pig. Yeah. And they'd be like drawn of a pig. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:46 It's beef cow, you know, I suppose you just ran straight over to the side that said pig, didn't you? What does that mean? You know what I'm suggesting is that you thought, well that's me, yeah, that'll be my section. Well, did you get free wine with it, free, nice wine with it? All the booze was free, it was all free, it's all inclusive. If we assume that the free stuff was shit, but did you never the less drink nothing but it refused to pay for anything decent?
Starting point is 00:16:13 If that's what you want to generalize. I just had to say the question. No, it was nice. Well, that wasn't that nice. Of course it was all right. So the chips on every night, yeah. Chips always chips. Well, I'm dinner time as well. Chips, chips, chips. Oh, it was a me So the chips on every night, yeah? Chips always chips, well I'm dinner time as well,
Starting point is 00:16:25 you know chips, chips, chips. Always a mate. Chips are breakfast. So chips, two types of mate and loads of kick. So did it all nice bit of cake, yeah? Bit of Spanish kick. You know Spanish are well known for the cake, aren't there? Come right ahead of Piale and all that stuff is
Starting point is 00:16:40 the Spanish kick. Yeah. So do you feel after you've tripped a salote or the all inclusive buffet in buffet in that that you, you know, you're a lot more off-air now with Spanish cuisine? I feel ready to die. Well, really you're filled right up did you? Oh yeah. Can we just test your credentials? Yeah, because as the memory man, is it football? And I'm going to divert a weird from football for once. Alright go on then. Here we go. Memory
Starting point is 00:17:07 month. Yes, I remember everything in football from 1876 onwards. Thank you. It's not football. Memory month. Do you remember the winner of the Ashton Village vegetable competition of 2014? And I'll give you a clue, it wasn't the in Irving. I thought you said it was, did you say it was going to be a football question? No, I said it wasn't the in Irving. I thought you said it was, did you say it was going to be a football question? No, I said it wasn't going to be football. I've misheard you there. Well, I haven't got any knowledge whatsoever of, was it Aston? Aston Village Vegetable Competition 2014.
Starting point is 00:17:39 And you want me to remember the winner of the name of the winner? Yeah. Oh, God, I'm like, what other thing? You want me to remember the name of the winner. Yeah. Oh, God, I'm like, what other thing? All right. Yes, yes I do. No! Plop!
Starting point is 00:18:02 Hey, what about that ladies and gentlemen? Yeah. You cannot be beaten. There's your credentials, yeah. On a prop. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a visual coverie time. Hey, hey, hey. You have an artist, as soon as there's an inch of fucking snore. Everyone and the monkey is out and about at the local hillock with a sledge. Yeah? You notice that. And there's always one perfect family that has like a Rolls-Royce of Sledges and all the Austrian gay and all you have it, all you have is a Papa John's Pizza box to use. Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? And after a couple of gores, the ink runs from the box design and stents you have is a Papa John's Pizza Box to use. Er, er, er. And after a couple of hours, the ink runs from the box design and stares your brass and.
Starting point is 00:18:50 You notice that? Hey. Yeah, any good? Yeah. To be convoluted. Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm not very topical either. Oh, fucking hell, man. I was not in the house.
Starting point is 00:19:02 But so the observation company has to be topical. Well, it doesn't has to be topical? Well, it doesn't have to be. Well, thank you. I've never been to... Ay! Ay! Ay!
Starting point is 00:19:12 Ay! Have you ever noticed? All of us fellers, like all of us fellers. We have a draw at home that's got all your bits of shit in. You know, like watch batteries, hinges, old charger cables and that. But, but you can never find your plus hand oil in there, can you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Yeah, don't like it. That's all right, yeah. You got any more? I've got a few more, I'll do one more. Just do one more, will you? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do you remember old fashioned trousers? You know, with button flies and the buttons for your braces.
Starting point is 00:19:48 What a lovely funny memory, hey boys and girls. What, what decade would that be from? Oh, right up to the 60s, right up to the 60s. Do you remember them? Do you remember the lovely funny memory? But you can never fix your braces with your brass-hand, could you? Ha! Unless you're fucking dynamo, you know, the magic Yorks human. It's me worth it.
Starting point is 00:20:13 What you've done there is you've gone back to the 1960s for a memory, but then you've introduced dynamo. It was only really come to prominence in the last 10 years. Yeah, but I used him to illustrate me point, I didn't know that I couldn't cross a ears to do that. Hey Hey, what's it like? You know, what's it like when you're cooking pasta? Sometimes you cook too much Sometimes you don't cook enough Sometimes you don't cook any
Starting point is 00:20:42 Yeah, are you doing observation are Are you gonna do any observation comedy? That's that's the first one. Oh, all right. Yeah, it's not so good. Hey, oh, here we go. Hey Hey, there's this though. There's this as well. I bought myself one of those calendars for the kitchen the other day to Strain me past her in. Yeah, and I'm not even called Colin That's straight but one of them Colin does Colin does. Yeah. Not bad Andy. Yeah the same letters are in the same sequence so I suppose I'll give you some credit for that yeah. And it's I'm trying to go down like a pasta based. Okay so is there another one? Hey! Hey! What's the deal with all the kinds of pasta? This fucking loads!
Starting point is 00:21:24 What's the deal with all the kinds of pasta? That's fucking loads That's a good one cuz I have noticed that I've noticed that different shapes and lengths and things that's different shapes different lengths fucking That could probably end the set without a jam that one drop the mic and just you know storm off You got Ravioli spaghetti. That's a penny, penny, tangy Italian. Full of melucci. Do you have a tangy Italian? How many do the need? You see you can do that for a good 10 minutes and just listing pastas couldn't you? I love it. I've loved you set and they really, you know, because of that last one. Thrive in, thriving, aren't I? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 Yeah. Hey, Andy. Yes, Bob? What do you think of this beercoff business? Oh, serious, isn't it? A serious business? Yeah. Oh, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:22:24 The nation has been, has been rocked by the news that a TV show that's been on a channel is gonna be on a different channel. Yeah, it's just like the BBC seemed like at the right home, fitting out, I looked at one look at you, the way you dress, your skin condition, and I know that your home is up in the north-east. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:22:41 It's just naturally you'd be there. And right, why have you chosen this opportunity to have another go at me? I didn't really mean it's gone. I mean, the same myself. a'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r ffordd o'r fforddd o'r ffordd o'r ffordithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r
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Starting point is 00:24:17 with those news nights, Scottish? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She walks in because she was doing, there's a celebrity bear coffin, she's on the show as well. She's like, oh, hello, Bob. It's a bit pokey in here and I see you've had all the cake and scotchins, you're really bastard. She went, she went, I'm a gawk, she was being funny.
Starting point is 00:24:33 She got, and funny, she says, you'd better not have a fart in your system. I said, I laughed, I said, of course. No, no, don't be daft. But actually, I could feel a parachute permit growing, do you know what I mean? But I lost her, Steve. That's that cake in there. Yeah, I hadn't eaten them at all. They'd been eating before I got in the room.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Yeah. So of course, she's like, she's a bit feisty. She says, oh, I'll see you about that. And she stormed off to go and get more cake. So I took my chance, I picked up the farting ball, right? But I made it, I realized it didn't have a lid on it. So I used the Tupperware ball, Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith another couple of bits of dead one on a tray and she puts them in the text a little, puts them in the superwear ball, right? Kirsty immediately picks up the ball, gives a nice big intake, a big sniff of the cakes. Oh wow! You can tell the who made
Starting point is 00:25:38 probably by Hollywood, given the smell of them, they're beautiful! She said, one each has a has a has a each, I just am alright, I'll leave it. So anyway, I've got a whole, I'll tell you more about the bear cough next week if it's still pertinent, but that was my first error that day using a Tupperware ball as a mech shift for outing ball. I cannot begin to imagine how much worse it could have got than that. Have you been following it? Did it get worse? Honestly, I think she might want to meddle the day, but do you know the swimmer who has only got a little arms
Starting point is 00:26:11 and legs? I don't know what he did. I think she got brilliant gold medal last night. I think she did. As far as I was up against it, when we got into a terrible fight, we were rolling on the grass. Well, to be honest, you should be fine.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Can we fight it next week? We'll Next week. Tell about that next week. Can I just kind of pitch your business idea to you? Of course, yeah. Because obviously we've been a millionaire. I'm not a millionaire. I'd quite like a piece of the action. Okay. So rather than just like trying scrum some money off you, like I have been over the last few weeks and successfully, I thought I'd come up with a business idea, a bit like Dragon's Den, see if you want to invest. All right, hit me.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah. I already value this business at less than two farts. Go on then. He's me pitch. Right. You're a top tycoon, but there's nothing you'll have more than to have the harsh world of big business softened by your secret enjoyment of high class surgery. Yes. So I give you
Starting point is 00:27:05 lingerie for hotshot businessmen. Yeah, it combines. So long your air with business slogans. Right? You've got cammy knickers with seal the Dale written over the front. A people bra with by law sell high written on it across the tits and a personalized corset with a graph of sales figures for the previous quarter emblazoned across the front. Now you can be a sexy hit in the boardroom and the bedroom and I want 75 grand for 5% of it. So you've got your questions?
Starting point is 00:27:42 Yeah, you value that business over a million quid then. Yeah. Have you got any samples from it? No. So you've got your questions. Yeah, you value that business over a million quid then. Yeah. I've got any samples for me to look at. No. I could do some drawings for next week. I don't fucking draw. I like Photoshop.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Eh? Photoshop. I'll do some Photoshop. Alright, I'll see some Photoshop. It's a crap. Are you serious about this idea? Yeah. Business Snickers.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Business Snickers, yeah. Yeah. What do you think about it though, you're saying you're valuing this shite that a million quid. But think about the class of clientele. Think about the demographic. We're going for the millionaires. They're going to invest the fuck out of this. It's fucking shit, man. I mean, it's like as a comedy, a nicker, it might be all right, that it says big business on it. It's not comedy, it's motivational. No, I know, it's business speak.
Starting point is 00:28:30 That's like end of the payers stuff, so they're like business on the near the outside. It's not, I've had sealed the deal on a pair of coming niggas. Isn't end of the payer. It's more motivational. I'm out. You know, you can be a top businessman, right in the middle of some crucial negotiations.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Yes. You excuse yourself for a couple of minutes. Go to the bathroom. Whip your business trousers down and you look at your cammy niggers with sailor Dale written on the front and it spurs you on. All right. Well, I wish you good luck. I think that probably it's a specialist area. You might make some internet sales and I wish you all the best with it, but I'm afraid I'm out I'm a fuxick right I'll be back next week with some more than okay I've been seeing you've been you make carbon this week. Oh, I have yeah, I was up in in Venice quite a short set Um, it was just some Billy Bragg songs. I didn't do Billy Braggson. Just tell me if you come on gallon with it I'm trying to tell you what happened. All right, fair enough. Sorry, it didn't interrupt.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Right, so anywhere, 20 minutes set, wasn't even an interval. So afterwards, I'm around the back having a fog. It comes out, lights his pipe. Looks across. And he says, saying you, yeah, saying you, down the front, tapping your foot, think you're a bit of a mover and a
Starting point is 00:29:49 grooveer, don't you? And you know, I like the dance, as I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. He says, how many tattoos have you got? I am going any I'm not really in the tattoos. I think it's weird So I just says I ain't got any actually for what's worth he says? You look the type ask me my best to This is what's your best tattoo Jeremy Cobbon hammer and sickle just above my ass sickle just above my ass says you know why it's my best because it hurt the most I don't understand tattoo culture I don't understand why anyone would disfigure their body like that you know when you look at me I'm a perfect specimen yeah why why you, blight this canvas.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So it just like snared and it won't come back when you've got yourself in, right. And not anyone either, reeling. And then John McDonald, you know, the Shadow of Chancellor. Yes. He pulled up on a motorbike, carbon getting the sidecarcar off they went.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Shit. So that was that. So he's a tats, he's got the tats, is what you call them in it? Tats is inked, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they'll, you know, I imagine he's got quite a flappy underarms, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:18 like, you know, I mean, his skin, I shouldn't think, says, tight as EG, the older man. That's, I think the Corbin's the kind of thing, but we shall see. Senior, he says. Senior. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Senior. Oh no, that's his, I've noticed. No, that's what he says, isn't it? Yeah, that's his thing. I think some of the listeners by this stage might be wondering what's happened with Casper Steve McClaren Snake have you got anything? Oh fuck I should see you.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'll give you an update. Yeah, but if you remember. He's dead. No, he's not A&D. Sorry. No, that wasn't nice wasn't it? No, I'll give you a note. If you remember we left them on the motorway, on the way to the Big Veterinary Hospital.
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Starting point is 00:35:48 I think that's for everyone, yeah, everyone agrees with that. Have you got anything else you want to consider? No, I'm done, done. Oh yeah, well can I sing a little song? If you've got one, it's about sliced alone. I just a little looked at it, on sliced alone. All right, go on then. If you're okay, all right. Here we go. Alright, go on then. If you're okay, alright.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Here we go. Slice the loan is all alone. Slice the loan is in his home. He's all alone. Slice the loan. He's being eating a potato. Suddenly he wakes up and stares at the potato, then turns on the TV, then looks at the potato. He changes the channel, two homes under the hammer, then looks at his potato and touches the potato. Then mumbles of valuation, one last look at potato, then falls back to sleep,
Starting point is 00:36:55 cos sliced alone is in his home, sliced alone is all alone. He's been eating a potato. Well, you can take it out if you want, Andy. That's nice, nice, quite nice, in for Slice the loan. Right, well, I can't wait to see what the Old Men has to say about last week, but for the time being... I'm sorry, you look forward to it. It was on the business idea for you at the poo poo as well. Thank you. For the time being, it's been a kind of pleasure. See you. Yeah, bye. you

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