Athletico Mince - Ep. 43 - New Potato Season

Episode Date: May 5, 2017

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Oh, you've done me completely mass-brass there. That chirpy childish. Oh, how are you sure you want to be a cartoon? Well, you said last week, you said last week, you didn't want the sigh anymore. I should try something different. Well, and I thought what's the opposite of a sigh? And that was what I came up with. Well, I must admit, I didn't expect the spoken word though. I wanted like a more like a noise. Oh, you're different noise.

But as I say that, I realise that's a big ask a different noise. You know what I mean? I tell you, yeah, that's something like that a different noise, you know what I mean? I tell you... That's something like that. That would have done the trick. I'll give you a challenge. Make the noise of a man who's disappointed because he's just been served up an omelette and it's too runny.

I'll go back to the side. It's not as easy as you think. Is it the parameters of sound? All right, well, it is a little bit, all right. Try and make, without siding Andy, try and make the noise of a man who's just looked down and noticed he hasn't got any feet. Fuck, yeah, no.

Hey, thank you for that. I like that, interesting. Shall I start again? Do that one again, yeah. Okay, fuck, yeah. Yeah, there you go. I like it because there's a little, there's a hint there that, well, it's all be it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to adapt to this. Yeah. Because at the end of the world, isn't it? It's probably. I just sense that he's still walking. He's still walking. He'll be tottering. He's talking about nermen men with with with

no feet. Yeah. Would you like to do a man? Please please do. Yeah. Would you like to be dick pictures? What is origin story? It's not he's's just dick pictures. Best not to explain. Oh, you could be. Fred Box. Fred Box. Not a great name, but he's a solid. Solid name. He's a farmer. Menly bait farming, occasionally past nips

for the Christmas market. Then one deal as he did kill his wife for the son of shotgun. Regretted ever since, but he's community don't speak to him because he shot his wife Fred But there's a lot of that in the farm and community. There was nothing so I think so I'm gonna murder Right, I think about that. Have you got any others? Well, of course you can be is it running up doggy? I mean, I just noticed I'd written down shitty man For I have a run to offer that I love you

I'll just stick with Ronnie, I'll dox this one. All right, Ronnie. I'll do some for you. You can be honked if you want to be. Yeah. Or probe tube 54 or probe tube 56, because last time I heard you 55,

you weren't keen. I've secured 54 and 56. One day, and you'll open me probe tube one. Is that a hint? I might be Is that a hint that what you're after? Okay, I'll tell you how I'll be sick. Probe tube 54 or 56 or you can be fraction Jackson. He can convert any percentage into a fraction in a half big. Just like that. Yeah. Or he can be Jim half penny. Used to be Jim Wilson, but he's changed the name. He's obsessed with Jill half penny. Right. Off the telly. What does she used to be in answer? She's changed the name is it obsessed with Jill half penny right off the tally what does she used to be in

under she was in strictly condinson and I believe coronation straight all right yeah any styles himself on Jill half penny was a detective at one point in a blouse rings a bell yeah Jill half penny is yeah whatever Mrs. Pearson detective yeah you know Ruth's Ruth Pearson. So there you go. Probe 254, fraction Jackson, Jim Hough Penny or I like fraction Jackson's skills. So I'll take fraction Jackson Jackson. I can be fraction Jackson, footed this, sure. Then ask me any percentage. I presume I've got the skills now. Right, it's over. 57% 57% of fraction is 21 11th. No, no, no. I'm not fraction jack London, I'll be

running up dog. Wipes questions for you Andy. Go for it. If you're ready. I'm ready. Andy, you're not going to play one of those dreary synth songs are you this way. I am, Bob, yeah. Why? I don't want it now. What made the end? It was near the end as possible. What about as a poor script?

Bloody hell, right. My question. My question's, Andy, are you imagine that your order is that of a slice of Domino's hot dog stuffed crust that's been kept overnight in a sleeping bag alongside a dog dirt is this correct To nice question for you, it's very beautifully put Rich savoury smell. Yeah, it's yeah pretty much yeah pretty much yeah on second question on your estate in

So, yeah. So, yeah. On second question, on your estate in Sunderland, is there a communal washing machine or does the council provide a hose pipe for you all to share? We've all got outdoor washing facilities of Oaron, individual, ponds. I don't know why, you're sure in terms of respect to the wife, you've got your own washing machine, aren't you? Yeah, Ionds. I don't know why you you're sure until was respect to the wife you've got your own washing machine Yeah, yeah, you recommend it Did it what did I write it's a beaker in it? It's a beaker. Yeah, as it said you were Four years now. Yeah, because that's a pretty high spin speed in it's like have you got 1600? It it goes

Four-teen hundred four-ooh you didn't get the model I recommended then I promise you never I don't have I've spun it on 16 on 1600 yeah because you can change the spin speed on the quick wash Yeah, what I find if I do the 1400 spin. Yeah comes out wet if I do the 1200 spin for some reason they come out slightly drier Yeah, which you wouldn't expect would you expect it the other way around that is a new spin I think you're gonna defect there and they are gonna be honest with Do you wear, if you do a 1600 spin and the someone like you could just wear put the cloth straight on? Yeah, they'd be pretty much. Just run around.

I can't run around, obviously you've saved me. Final question from your wife, when Sunland applied for City of Culture? Was it because of the sheer amount of yogurt you all use to keep the throchup bay? I like that you've took the word culture there and you've given it it's other meaning. Yeah. No. So tell me Andy because tell it give me one good reason. You know speak up for your city. Well I've done another song like I did last week if you'd like to join in and so is it a German song? No it's the you know, Sonderland and it's gonna actually you know a help country

be in the store. I mean the bids gone in now there's nothing I can do. Are you ready? Sonderland. To platform real weird. Sonderland. Dyson Airbleeds. Sunderland. Hot chick encounter. Tee. Sunderland. Artificial Tannning Options. Sunderland. DVD rental.

Sunderland. That's it. That's it, is it? Well, if we do that a few weeks running, you'll almost have like a document to support document to support the bid's gone in though. That doesn't mean you can just some you own amusement. Who decides who's the queen? It'll be Melvin Bragg, I think.

Well, Bragg, listen to this one. It's from the north. In the year when... Athletic... Right. Um... ... Shall we do one of me long stories, Andy? Go on, get one of your long stories at the way

and I've got the toilet. Okay. Um, Steve McLaren. Go on then. Well, if you beat the live show anyone out there, you'll know that Steve got full custody of Casper. So that's nice, isn't it, Andy? I spoiler there for anyone that's going to come to the live show,

which we might be doing some more of very soon. Oh, that would be good. They're good for to announce some over the next few years. Well, check out, check out AthleticalMince.com. Yeah, check it out. It's really cool on the Twitter. So we'll tweet that if that should happen. Yeah. And if you've been following the news since I last spoke about Steve, you know that he's out of a job.

He is. Completed and what are they called? Destroy an exit? Destroy an exit mission at Derby County. So, things have been pretty slow for Steve, spends most of his days at home with Casper, reading the carpet magazines, testing carpet samples, surfing the net for carpet related stuff, stories,

videos and that, yeah. Right. As to cookies on beans on toast now. And he was happy last week, because the new potato season started. Yes. And he got a bag of them. And he had them with some slices of lunch and mate.

Right. So nice little meal for Steve. Tied, he'd put his potatoes boiled. He boils them up, yeah. He boils them up, is... A bit of salt in the water, or just... No, he always said he'd phone me up always put me up about this and he said, he uses a salted butter and he thinks that's sufficient,

you know, for the saltiness. Yeah, you don't have too much salt in it. He don't like the pepper because it's foreign, but it's a foreign sauce, you know what I mean. He's tidied up his wardrobe, he's separated... Now what he's done is he's separated his shirts and the categories, right? So he's got BHS short sleeve comfort fit blue, M&S short sleeve comfort fit blue, short sleeve comfort fit yellow, long sleeve comfort fit blue, long sleeve

comfort fit yellow. What a lot of options. Yeah, so he's got his options there. He's arranged his ties right from light brown, right through to dark brown. Yep. Yeah. All the ties.

All the available ties. Yeah, his brown ties. He separated his shoes in a slip on beige, slip on gray, and slip on caramel. He wears a caramel, yeah. When he's holidays. Holidays functions, that sort of thing. He wears a caramel, yeah. When he's holidays. Holidays, functions, that sort of thing. He's been busy in himself.

He's filled in with filler, poly filler, and that the holes in the bedroom wall where the fat lass used to kick out. Yeah. He's filled them in. He's bagged up all the fat lasses, soft toys, and fun pillows, yeah. He's took them down the charity shop.

He's cleaned the path at the side of the house and took the weeds out of all the little cracks You're gonna see clean the fun pillows there. I'll be doing the fun pillows before I took them down the tree I Steve would of yeah definite. He's repainted He's repainted the bathroom where the big laced made a mess. Yeah, you know, he's took the leaves and muck out of his gutters Turn the mattress sounds like a start, this isn't it? They put the neck curtains through a washer. You chopped it.

Yep, took his scorer for an MOT. He started putting them, is it Cal put? Washing machines last longer with? Cal gone. Cal gone. He started putting Cal gone tablets in his dishwasher and washing machine after having been very impressed with their advert.

This sounds like someone who's come out of a very dark period in their life. And they're on the up. It's just a catch-up. He took Casper to the week in his rug sack and now I add an egg sandwich. Yeah. Anyway, so one day he sat on the sofa with Casper reading him a story about a magic carpet, right? And he thinks to himself, where would I be without you Casper? Suddenly there's a knock at the door.

Fucker. Ow! Metal ball. Steve is straight up. Oh Casper, visit our window, that could be. Well, it turns out, and it's the man from British Gas, and he's there to give the boiler a tan you will service Is this related to my British gas song I did last week of the bean and touch now? That's just so indipity. You know that's just something but there is something like

British gassy in the air, isn't there? The minute well it turns out he's there at the annual service. Oh, of course, I Steve I was looking forward to that smashing do come in can in, can I get your tea, coffee, maybe some beans on toast. Oh I'm having some new potatoes, it's a new season you know. Oh it's so lovely to see you. Blank yeah, all right yeah, all right just show me the boiler sir. Steve, all right so Worcester, Kombi251 with digital display and internal condensation, Siphon, yes I know sir,, I know, sir. I'm a gas engineer. Look, excuse me, sir. I think you might have a large moth on your forehead. Don't be daft. It's me, Harry, Ireland, you Rodney Plunker. Let me tell you all about it.

There once was a manager had a wonderful idea to take over a big club and bring it to its knees. He carpeted the boardroom and the club canteen. He carpeted the car park but failed to build a team. He's a head island. It's my head island. It's hand, I learned you plunker. So you know he sings that to women, man, just so I'm right, if you could just leave me to get on, nothing that would be best sir.

So are you interested in the story? And they watch you think, sorry, I'm wondering where it's going, not much happening at the moment. Not a lot. So Steve goes back in the lounge, but Casper's not there, so he just turns on the telly. What's happening is Casper's crept upstairs, and he's looking out a window, right? To his surprise,

he sees the fat lass parked outside in a corsa, and she's on a fursuit. Corsa, a little bit, it's a nippy. A bauxil corsa, a nippy little hatchback. Yeah. Texting on a phone.

I know a carcer is boring. It's boring. It's boring. So, you know what I don't like? Look at this. It's rushes downstairs to tell Steve, thinking Steve's in the kitchen. He rushes straight in.

He sees the gasman texting on his phone. Casper looks at his eye, they think on his lanyard and sees that he's't British gas at all, it's just like a sort of sheriffy-looking badge that it's been downloaded and laminated. So that's suspicious in it, just a bit. Yeah, and cast-brained after sword,

just as the gasman turns round, Casper leaps at him and wraps himself around his neck, and I'm manned screams, you know, being suffocated and drops to the floor. Steve rushes out the kitchen. What's he doing? Kasper? Leave the man alone. But Kasper just tightens his grip. And with his tearly flicks the gasman's phone towards Steve, right? Yeah. Steve picks it up and reads what he was texting. And he has this text. Andy saw it's nice bonus for you that I've got she got the text here isn't it yeah tell us the text my darling fatlass good news it's a WUSTA-251 which is easy to fix so the gas will leak and the sensor will not override he's in all

there so he should be done done in for in a few hours I haven't seen the snake. Whoa, that's serious. Dickens, what a plunk I've been not checking his ID thoroughly. Get out of here before I call the rosters and Kasper will not let go of you tell you're out. So off he goes Kasper on his neck, Kasper comes off and will shut the door behind him. What a dare, Casper. Hey, Casper, come on. Let's treat ourselves to a bus ride to the new convention centre. See how the building works coming on. Well, Casper forces a smile.

And off the go get ready for the bus ride. Did you think, Andy, did you think that would fill that was a little bit like the movie curbel guy? Yeah, kind of. Kind of, isn't it? Yeah, I would see possibly Stolen some elements of Kerbal Guy. Yeah. You might have to edit this one out.

Well, it's part of the consciousness Kerbal Guy, isn't it? So I didn't mean to do it deliberately. I don't know if that's a defense. I also thought as well it was indicative of that lack of attention to the detail that's made Steve McLaren repeatedly feel within the football management while he didn't check the lanyard. Exactly, he didn't even check the lanyard. You know these days, we had southern water around where I live the other day, but it once on water never watched people found out. The phone's up, so then what, so have you got any of your operatives around you at the moment? Nah. So what was the baddies? Baddies. Proper baddies. Tottenable baddies. Yeah. I was in St. Pank慕 station this morning just

having a Todd. Right here on that. Because I like to save it up for about three days before I come down. Okay because I mean drop it down south as well. Drop it in the London yeah because it keeps my council tax bill down a little bit of course yeah yeah and I'm quite a lot with knowing you one. So I did that came out of the bogs and announcement came over the Tanoi will inspect the sands. Right. Please report to the control room. Right. Do you know what that means? No, I'm not here.

That's a cord that they use. Right. When there's a fire alert or a bomb alert. You tell me. You tell me the sands. You're telling me the drove. That's the truth. You can go go if you want.

And so I carry on. I fucking legged it. So we know no. Well, I don't know yet. Nothing on the news as yet, but I just legged it. Have you checked? Yeah, I'm looking on Twitter now. the news as yet, but I just legbed it up you checked Yeah, I'm looking on Twitter. No, it was nothing up man. Oh, that's a serious story that is a proper story Yeah, but if you're ever in a train station you hear the masking for inspect the sands. Yeah fucking leg it and you did Well, I bet that was quite a sight your little fat legs bobbing down the the is it the explanation?

And it was it was carnaby straight carnaby straight Is it the Esplanade? It was Carnaby Street. Carnaby Street. Rolling past the leather bomber jackets. Yeah. And the Jaffernaise Towers. Street out of Kings Cross Station. Street down Carnaby Street.

Yeah. To London Bridge. To London Bridge. Here we are with the streets of Pierre-Burgold. MUSIC Can I just quickly do? Can I quickly play Yes it, yes and all behind the door. Oh yeah, go on, no, no, no, I understand it now. Do you understand it, right? It's an imaginary door over there next to the real door. I've just said I understand it. I know, but for

new listeners, like like we've got a new list of gone. Not that door there, you can see, imagine a door next to it, right? I'm going to tell you what's behind the door right you've got to tell us if you're going another look a bear wearing a dress yes okay Patrick swears he's gost but it's not like the gost in the film gost he's pissed up this time pissed up Patrick swears he gost through the door no I'm all right on it, and I won't bother. Too much potential aggro direct. Yeah, I don't know where that's gonna go, so I'll leave it.

Good idea. An ice sculpture of the four tops. He he he. Can I only go and see one of them, am I? Many of those menus you like. No, I wanna imagine, I don't wanna see the ice sculpture, I wanna imagine. Right.

A copper, put with dreadlocks. No, I'm not bothered. Right, a copper, but it was dreadlocks. No, not bothered. Right. Last one, David Jason, but his brain is broken up through his skull and you can see it. And you can see it. Norfags. What if it was throbbing? He's brain. No, it's still no. Right, okay, one out of five. I'll ask you if it's throbbing, yeah, if it's throbbing I'll go through. Still one out of five. Oh, actually if it's throbbing, yeah. If it's throbbing, I'll go through. Still one out of five. Why, you can say, I can't go and say the bear

with the dress on now. No, you've got one correct answer. Oh, we'll see what that is as a fraction. It took one out of five. One out of five, it's a fifth. Very good. Getting there, fraction Jackson. Getting there.

Oh, I wish one of them would be in a nice bowl of the new season's new potatoes. I've got nothing to look at that. I've never noticed, Andrew. I've never noticed. You can never find your TV remote when you want it, eh? I can see it in all of your face. So I end up searching down the back of the sofa and the biscuits and faggens, clog up your brass and mechanism. Have you ever noticed that? Have you noticed that at a funeral

when the vicar asks for a moment silence in contemplation of the deceased's life? Your brass and all starts tapping against your pen knife. Yes. Yes. Have you ever noticed, stando, you're on the beach eating a tub of ice cream and the seagull swoops down and flies off with your brass hand, thinking it's a caramel magnum. Oh, I've noticed that. Yes. Oh, thank you.

Have you done them? Yeah, that's that. Right, I'd like to go to the EPL. Alright then. I'd just be before you do that. That was great. I've got two nice stories, right? And an apology.

I've got a man United. Yep. And I've got a Bura Man City. Right. I've... There's so much Tottenham stuff to do, because it's a terrible problem after's so much Tottenham stuff to do because it's a terrible problems after the recent Arsenal Tottenham match that I'm proposing that we

save that for an EPA special, EPA special, gangs of North London. So I apologise that there's no Tottenham on this week but I'm saving it up for a special. But don't apologize. Shall I do Borough? But shall I do Borough City? I'm onion, I did manion out it last week didn't I? Well do Borough because they're not going to be in the EPL for much longer, rather. Actually that is a good point so yes that's a good reason to do it. So, gangs of the EPL. So I was at the Burrah match versus City, Manchester City, either one where Sainé did his cheat. And after the match, I'm in the VIP area because I got passes in that.

Obviously I. Yeah. I have a mate pie and some new potatoes, new seasons new potatoes, shallots, the were very nice indeed. Are you in league with the Potato or Council of the United Kingdom here, so you've repeatedly mentioned the new season of potatoes? Not only I love new potatoes, right?

And I'm trying to do a service because I hadn't spotted that they were in. I hadn't spotted it, because they're still like five. It's say I generally go a sense breezereece yeah. There's five like boxes of old potatoes and there's just one little crate of new potatoes. So the new ones are just starting to fill it up. I just want to tell people they're out there now. Yeah but there's just one little box and all the rest of it's the old stuff. You're gonna be causing a demand that they're

not gonna be at the meat. It's just like a drip feed release. Yeah but you know that. Teaser camp here. Yeah, but then monitor the monitor, the monitor sells, you know, and if we buy them, they'll make them, don't you worry about that. FluCrid, find out you're having a thousand potatoes on this podcast, we're gonna be a new potatoes. So then I'll make me wear the box to sit on the pot to finish me pint, you know what I mean?

Say what occurs. Well, it comes Alvaro Nagredo, Rodeg instead, and Ben Gibson, yeah, three big glasses. o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r cyfodd o'r Alvaro swings back the lid, pulls out three little red carps and three minutes to top hats. I say, are they getting ganged up here? So there's going to be trouble. So they each put a cap on and it says, loss on the back of one, himinos on the back of another, bastardis on the back of another because they're the daft bastards. Out of the cubicle next to me, just at that moment, pop Steve Agnew. Oh yeah.

You're only an attempt to... That's a good manager. He says, ill add, could you do me trousers for me? I haven't got a fucking clue. Hey, which team do you play for? That sounds remarkably like Steve Agnew. And the grade-or says, erm, Middlesbrough. Oh, they sound shit.

What was the score today I was a bit confused. Ben says two, two boss. Oh well that's not so bad is it boys? Who will we play in? Ben says Manchester City. Oh I've heard of them. You must have done very well lads. Negrado said cheers boss and off, off goes Agnew. In walks, Sane and Razeem Sterling yeah. Razeem Sterling, yeah? Razeem Sterling. Yeah, he walks in. Okay. And the grado says, take the kid out.

He doesn't need to see this. Razeem says, I'm not a kid. I've got a million pound house. And I can cook beans on toast. Rudy says, have you got any ID? Razeem looks in the mirror. He says, yes, that's me. It's like Razeem's joke, you know what I mean.

Rude says fair enough. Nagredo says, today, Sanny, you did the cheat on La Zambra's Bastardos. For that you must pay. We are going to overpower you. Yeah? Overpower. Going to overpower you and make your hair limp and lifeless using Rudy's frizzies Right cuz Rudy's gone straight. Oh, we got his frizzies on him and he says

Here no way man. No, I've got a son is German any what a German like what a German people speak like This is bad news. Hey, it's no way, man. These locks are my brand, my identity. They make me powerful. That's a big Dutch Mexican book. Well, that's him. Yeah, he's kind of cool, though, you know. It's a mountain pot kind of world now, isn't it?

You're right. And Sane is central to it. Ben says, fucking pipe down Sane. We are the deaf bastards. We'll do what we want. Rudy's got giantism. It could get like Mike's and men in here if you're not careful. Right?

Alvaro grabs him round the neck and Rudy whips out his frizzies. He's about to spray on Sarny's hair when Sterling, Razeem, shouts out, I wouldn't do that if I were you. They look up and Sterling has got one of Brad Goosan's incontinence pants in his hand. He takes it out of the sealed bag. It's like dripping with piss and filth, you know? Cause it's not just for way. He let everything go, Brad.

It's a whole lot. A whole lot. So what you've got is a standoff a bit like reservoir dogs, right? So I say my chance, because Razeem's right in front of my door, so I saw a big lump of bog roll in the pot, right? And creep out.

I said, put that down, Razeem. I've got what is basically an unclean water grenade, and I will use it, quick alvaro overpower him, right? So we all got like a three-way stand off now. Negrado says, I can't overpower him, right? So we all got like a three-way standoff now. Nugredo says, I can't overpower him. I'm not going anywhere near Brad's nappy. The man has the guts of a donkey. I said, well, what about you, Ben?

You willing to give it a go and overpower the kid? No, wait, sure. Brad's puns can take you down. Just looking at them never mind in here, in that muck. Bang on that moment, Razeme falls to the floor, overcome by the fumes. Yeah? Ha ha ha, he is overpowered by brad's fermenting pants, says Ovaro. But of course, Andy, you have heard about the laws of diffusion, weren't you?

I remember the laws of diffusion, won't you? I remember the laws of diffusion. And before we know it, Brad's pants, Brad's gasses spread right across the toilet and we all at the deck. Yeah. Next thing I know, I wake up in hospital in South Cleveland, South Cleveland, in hospital. I've got a darely sandwich on white slice mother's pride and that's been served directly on me chest, yeah.

Where'd you see treatment? Yeah, and I look. It's not that, that's me, I don served directly on me chest yeah. Where did you see trait with? Yeah and I look. It's not that I'm, that's me, I don't know, I mean look T. I look to the left and Alvaro is in the bed next to me. He's got a parmo and chips again just served directly on his chest. So I said I'm a bit woozy so I said what happened? Negrado says we were overpowered by Bradgas. The Kidra Zim was taken to Grid Ormond Street. At this point, Steve Agnew comes in with a bunch of flowers.

Comes straight to me, he says, Well, I've said you, Scar, to go for our team against you, the team. So I got you these. Thanks, boss. And Agnew gets into an empty bed that's next to me. Oh, it's nice to be home. Night night. That's kind of the end of it, Andy.

But just wondered, do you think a bit like one flow of the Coco's nest? Oh, towards the end, yeah. I'm thinking as well, I just picked up on this that you might not have a great day of confidence in Steve Agnu, middle of the manager, going forward. As they said. Going forward. I'm hoping it's a journey without right. Steve and Steve. He's a lovely fella but lovely

cut out for top-life. A lovely waxed head but you know times are tough. Yeah, you're very homily here. Hi. Oh hi Barry. Oh yeah great to see you pop around some time for some Last Sun Yeah! Hang on, hang on, hang on. Oh hello, what a bore. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Barry. Who's the, oh, it's next door, next door, nearby. Hello there. Turry, Turry, rent out.

Or it, Terry, can you be quick, Terry? I'm actually online. Yeah, that's all, and I'll ask you, Bo, Barry, can I, can I lead you off? You're internet for a bit, so I can go online and look at some nice pictures on the internet because I can't afford internet myself because of the rent. Yeah. And Milan Lord says I'm not allowed to pull pictures up on me while. Yeah, that's quite right.

So, so can I look at pictures on the internet? Use your internet, Barry? No, you can't, You're in there, Barry? No, you can't, Terry. Why not, Barry? You can't because you're a renter, get a fucking life. That's not my fault, Barry. Oh, ding dong, landlord here.

Do you know what I mean? No way renter. Ha ha ha ha, no way renter, see ya. Can I, can I, hey, no way renter. Barry, yeah, Terry. Still in. Can I come around later with my kids and come and stroke your rabbit? Hey, not way, Renta. Bury, yeah, Terry. Still in. Yeah. Can I come around later with my kids

and come and stroke your rabbit? Cause release says I'm not allowed to have pets and we used to have a puppy, but we had to give it away to the dog shelter. So if we could just come around and see your rabbit for a while, you know, the kids. Terry, please, please, Bury. How'd you go, Renta?

Oh, fuck it out of my bury. Right, your bunny. Right, I have please, Barry. How'd you go, Renta? Oh, fuck an album, Barry. Right, you're bad, right? I have to, I have to do all these as a run. I've got to get in on him. Do some Barry, go and go on them. Yeah, I've extended my patio decking to the side of the house, right? Yeah, so even if you come in from the side entrance,

you're going to see that this homeowner is well decked. Ding dong, Landlord here. Landlord, just wondered if I could put some decking outside the back door. No way, Renter. The only decking you'll be getting is the one from the bay lifts when they're victory for Renteries. Augh, augh, augh. I've got an energy saving app on my smartphone. The update's tower tariffs, monitors consumption. My oven overgaraged doors are surprisingly energy efficient, even with the insitu safety cameras.

I'm chuffed to fuck with them, I really am. Ding dong, landlord here. Just came to empty the pairs you go electricity meter. I need the spare change to buy some soloing steaks for my pooch. Oh, Barry, man. Hey, that's him. I'll do some more of him next time.

I've got all run of them. Right. For now. Oh, poetry though. Right, well, that's it for this one. Yeah. And I'm gonna play a song now. Oh, no, I'm, I can, can I get out with you before you play?

It's about social media. Yeah. And it's a little bit craft work, a little bit LCD sound system. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Well, I'll tell you what, I'll just play it after the theme music. Yeah, well, can I get out?

You can go if you want, go. Yeah, of course. So shall be to us day to date and your face So shall be to a day until it's makes a place Of genuine and pure action, but stay My work for more, genuine and pure action, but stay strong On the other world So shall meet you in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow,

and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and you are in the snow, and a wall in the tree My home to hold my hand Shout, why not a wall?

When I pass walls, I'll come to you So I'm turning to you We should be a social media Thank you. Thanks for watching!