Athletico Mince - Ep. 56 - World King Fighter

Episode Date: March 29, 2018

An update from Peter, an interview with Barry, another trip to South Africa, a couple of songs, Acker Bilk's hat, an international EPL trip and some other stuff... Become a member at https://plus.acas...t.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:14 See you after details. Oh, it's sion, but I'm going to ignore that Andrew and say how he's going man, I'm going to ignore that, I'm going to say why have you got world king fighter and you switch shirt, I'm going to ignore that and say why have you got water all over the front of your green trying to look military t-shirt? Because I've been walking in the rain. Walking in the rain. Just to get here and you're all tired of what you love? No, I was by myself with a cup of coffee.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Yeah, with a tape. What are you taking photographs of me for? You were taking the photographs, Andy. No, I'm not. No, I went on a look. What are you doing? Do you know what? Andy, what?
Starting point is 00:01:01 Just thought of it then. I used to be a big shot lawyer, right? Like, oh, Gagels. They got a lot of ruffles come from there. And when you're doing criminals, right, they come in and, you know, a percentage of 80% or whatever, buddies say they're not guilty. Yeah. Right. And so that's fine. Take that on the face of it. But you've got to trust them.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I've only worked, you know, but you got, you know, I used used to think to yourself, I wonder if he is, or if he isn't, right? Now the moment you would have walked through the door, I would say, guilty. And you're seeing now with your sweaty t-shirts, with some sort of liquid on the front of it. Presipitation, yeah, and your common accent, guilty as far as I'm concerned. You reckon. I thought and the one that we should drop the Chris Evans Shite. Yes please. Done. But I thought you know like everyone knows about me you know my fashion. Do they? Yeah. Me fashion, me sports achievements. You know and all that. World King Fighter sweatshirt. Oh that's what
Starting point is 00:02:02 what's his name? World King Fighters. We're written on the front of your sweatshirt. Oh that's what what's the world King fighters written on the front of your sweatshirt. Well what's wrong with her? You're picking up your t-shirts. You're not a you. What a world king. You're a knackered shoulder. Yeah, I'm not fighting fit at the moment Andy. That doesn't mean I won't be back.
Starting point is 00:02:15 So I thought well there we all know about me. Yeah. What about you find out a little bit more about your life, you know? I mean that you know I've done me photography and all that, but what about Andy, so can I ask you something and don't just block me, Andy, that perfectly nice question, yeah. Better be.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Andrew, what is the lowest you've ever been? Oh man. Have you ever been really low? Oh God, I have put it, it's really personal. I'm not gonna talk about it on this part. I knew you'd block mate. I'm blocking it. I'm just saying I'm not talking about it. Was it on the ground? It was it was like basement level of a department store. That's the lowest you've been. Yeah, apartments. I'm not being like down at the Earth's core or in a like lava or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Basement level. Bins in Sunderland it closed, you used to have a good basement. And did you get last pet or something? Did you cry? Did you cry? I got stuck on the stairs. I didn't know whether to go up or down. So not only were you physically low, you're actually emotionally pretty low as well. So I'm sorry to have gone there. I got a wooden crate dropped on my ankle when I was three. That's got nothing to do with low. That That's quite a load. No, I didn't ask you that. I didn't ask you about anything being dropped on you. Second question. Second question.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Similar one. What's the highest you've ever been, Andy? Let's find out a bit more about that. The highest I've ever been. Are you talking metaphorically here, or? No, just at the highest. Do you know that? Highest point.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Highest point you've been. Up the Eiffel Tower? That's the highest. Yeah, that's the highest I've been, I think. That's about what, 700 foot? Yeah. I mean, I've never been like South America or Central America where they've got like thin air. Yeah. But, you know, he's hoping. One day. The lake district.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I nearly went the lake district today because I drove halfway down here. Yeah. And got on the tree on it in Newark. And I was so tempted to go right at Scotch Corner and just fuck this all off. Well I'm not saying that I would have been disappointed. So the highest you've ever been, I've just never. I will tell you, the lost downstairs and bins. What's it elist you've ever been? The elist I've ever been. I had me appendix out when I was seven and that really hurt. You could remember. Before I had me appendix out when I was seven and that really hurt before I had it out. Yeah, really like doubled over in pain. You never stand a shot. Not yet, no.
Starting point is 00:04:31 I said flung at your face. No, nothing has crossed. No. Lucky, lad. So far. Bomb in London, so you know, you think about them. London, you know, this ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time we've recorded it in what is the Hawksdon area? Yeah. London. Can you imagine folks being in the Hawston? Let's just pay only a kill to everywhere, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:50 There's a lot of kills. And skip boards. There's so many fucking coffee outlets, Andy. There is. And now managed to go to one where I've got a medium coffee and it's the size of a fucking pig's fingernail. It's a thimble, isn't it? It's a thimble. Oh, but good luck with it. And it's hope it's extremely, finger nail. It's a thimble, isn't it? It's a thimble. Oh, but good luck with it.
Starting point is 00:05:05 And it's hope it's extremely, extremely tasty. It's very tasty. Do you prefer old people, like I'm saying over 70, yeah? Or young people? Is this some kind of life insurance question error? No, I've just thought we could find out a little bit more about it. Ask it again. This is the last one.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I might have said it more. Okay, do you know just generally speaking, do you prefer the oldies over 70 70s, or the young ones, 18 to 25. Oh, to see the oldies. I prefer the oldies. Well, it's 18 to 25s, these millennials, isn't it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 And they just keep telling you what to do all the time. No, I don't think that's fair. I just think that we're really dull to them, and I feel like I'm imposing. I just feel like we're always having our Our lives and our responses checked by them and policed yeah, I bet none of them could change your fucking fuse in a three-pin plug Yeah, I wouldn't say so could you? Of course I could what I'm fused would you put in and like a side light to then a lamp five fuck off three Hey, so come on. I'm thought to be self-lapsed I'm putting what was already in it. I just replaced it like for like wouldn't I?
Starting point is 00:06:10 I suppose you would yeah, let's have written a song Andrew Okay, things off. Okay. It's it's a love song It's about a love song to Sunderland. No, it's a love song to a beautiful lady No, I'm met in Sunderland. Oh. And I'd just like to tell you the story of that meeting. Go for it. I met you in Sunderland on a bench at the retail park. You offered me KFC two thighs, then uncrossed your eyes
Starting point is 00:06:51 You're wearing a football shirt and primark Dunga Rees Your hair swells up chicken fat and You just have a shine Colleagues, you were my sunda-lingo We threw bones at a passing bus You had to be in court next day For selling stolen goods I will never forget you
Starting point is 00:07:27 We slept in bed next to your dad We used to chicken as a pillow And an alde carry a bag I break first you blew me a kiss I'm buttered my weight up days And breakfast you blew me a kiss And butter my waiter base We went to the magistrate's court by bus And you got 18 months Colleen you are my Sunday new girl, 16 stone and four foot six Your babe's my lovaniers and your house of our station pass I will never forget you, nor the sights that you showed me
Starting point is 00:08:28 But now you are changed to a wall like the donkey by the KFC There you go Andrew Colleen Colleen You got a number You like the sounds there? I've got a couple of names for you. Go on. Before we go any further. Go on. You can of course
Starting point is 00:08:54 be honky talk if you want to be. Or you can be Car Boot Christian. It goes along to his look at Car Boot sale on a Saturday where he sets up a stall and he's got 10 random items on there that he's deliberately overpriced by about 30%. He refuses to engage with anyone who tries to barter with him, stuff like bits of fish and tackle, one of them ceramic hens that you keep eggs in, and all rotary dial telephone bits of Soviet military army, knick knacks. So doesn't sell any of it then he goes on and rewards himself because he's got one of the machines that Shaggy in the garage. He has an hour and that before
Starting point is 00:09:26 Super Sunday. Okay thank you for that rejected. Rejected. I don't work Saturdays. Okay. I've been cloned and saturday on Sunday and that as well to just to confuse you. Or you can be mobile Malcolm. Yeah. Malcolm's 44. He sounds fresh. He lives alone in a mobile home. He's got a mobile phone. He runs a mobile discord. He avidly reads books that he gets from the mobile library and he makes their mobile, so the hangable children beds and he sells them on a bit. Lost both his feet in a farm in accident 1987. Ooh, I like the sounds of that accident and the long road to recovery.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yeah, and the heroes there is that one of the... Do you want to be more well-matched? No, I don't, I'd like to be on guitar. I'll offer you one,avioli downpipe, yeah. Latin lover boy with lifts in his shoes and gadgets on his Johnson. Yeah, I love it. Why wouldn't you? Have you seen the Easter Bunnies that are sold in Morrison's? No, I've made entirely of butter. Fuck off. Seriously. Butter Bunnies. Butter Bunnies a big in the Netherlands apparently and Morrison's of course give us the the foot long sausage roll lots of long ago. Yeah, Morrison's is my favorite supermarket now
Starting point is 00:10:35 Because they don't give a shit about fucking you up. Well, I don't have one in my town They brought a bit of dog Margaret Harbour. I've just got a weight rose of it. It's shut. They Morrison shut about yeah I go yeah, because everyone's got a weight rose. I'd presume to put you down Margaret Harbourer. You've just got a weight rose of it. It's shut. The Morrison's shut about, yeah I go. Yeah, because everyone's got a weight rose. I presume to be honest with you. Just stuck up videos. It was actually to deal with a parking problem, Andrew. Hey Bob, do you reckon Debbie Harry's still got a heart of glass?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Ooh, I'd suspect she'd never had a heart. I mean, well, it was 1979, so I'm not sure. Strong chances, she's still got it, because it was glassware, isn't it? And that's kind of quite robust and not a lot of wear and tear with glassware, well, it was 1979, so I'm not sure what strong chances you still got it, because it was a glassware, isn't it? And that's kind of quite robust and not a lot of wear and tear with glassware, isn't it? I don't think you can have a function in that, mainly glass, Andy. So, do you actually had a replacement with something like carbon fiber plastics?
Starting point is 00:11:16 Once again, I think it was just a metaphor, Andy. I think it was just a metaphor. I don't know, I should lie. You don't want to take all these things literally. Really? Yeah. Oh, will. Yes, I know you will.
Starting point is 00:11:29 I'm joined in the studio now by our special guest this afternoon. And Mr. Barry Hormorner. Hi there, Barry. Hello. Sorry, Barry, you're next. It's like Bob Bob. Bob Bob. How about Barry?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Hello. Hi. So nice rig you've got Bob. Yeah. Hello, how are you? How are you? How are you? Hi, hi. It's a nice rig you've got here. Yeah, whatever. Now you describe yourself as the octopus of the business freeware, free thinking pop up blue sky, launch pad that takes root in any community brave enough to drink his wisdom, but we're
Starting point is 00:11:56 going to try and get under your skin here. So you're just here, Agent Barry? Yeah. What's that like? Yeah, me. Yeah, obviously it's office based, but with massive outdoor reach and interaction. Andrew, it's targets, targets, targets. If you don't hit them, it's a shitter-rue.
Starting point is 00:12:14 But when you do, it's like driving an astern Martin straight at a fox, a massive Russia doodle-do. Yeah, yeah. What turns you on, Barry? What turns me on to good question Andrew well certainly design classics such as 70s habitat 60s G-Plan look here's a tipperoni I'm pretty dumb sure that some of the side tables and Oak furniture lender gonna become design classics of the future by now and watch their value go up up up into the business sky. That's free to use, sir.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Barry, are you looking for a new lady in your life? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah, the ladies. Well, ha, ha, ha, you're well not actively. I'm on, um, plenty of fish, you know, the dating side. I'm just done there for laws, really. You know, my life is full of female inputs. Laded, caffeine-ear-o, who always marks my cup Barry Homo, the receptionist lawyer at work who can't keep her eyes off my butter runny, you know, Tommy Hulfilger
Starting point is 00:13:12 high rider slacks, that's my secret. So you're plenty of ladies, don't know what it is but if I had to guess I would say it's my physique and the great things that I say, yeah, yeah, I can say that, and what car do you drive? When I'm a lady, Andy, I take a three-pronged approach, one, I walk up to them on my tippy, tippy toes with my tongue slightly out and my fly's undone, about one inch. Two, I say how to do the runie and wet my lips with my tongue, yeah, then I ask them if it would be okay if I brushed their hair. Big creepy.
Starting point is 00:13:48 That, my friend Arunis, the first step on the la- Tch! That, my friend Arunis, the first step on the ladder of love, the stairway to melons. Pfft! I'll ask you the question. I'll try and ask you a bit and go, what car do you drive, Barry?
Starting point is 00:14:03 Mode a car. Yeah. Only the jokes, just a r ruffled bomb and between cars at the moe wipe took hours on the big spitter rune probs gonna bag a contract hire from one of the nationals probably a Persia black or red must have aircon bluetooth wifi hotspot and auto gear box so I've got one hand free to point at things as I pass them. Well, so the things do you like to point at that Barry?
Starting point is 00:14:28 Monuments, billboards, and shrubs. Well, thanks for popping in Barry and telling us a little bit about yourself today. Could you ask me how I'm sleeping at the moment? How are you sleeping at the moment Barry? On my back, soz, just a ruffle grenade with a side order about yourself today. Could you ask me how I'm sleeping at the moment? How are you sleeping at the Wolver-Barry? On my back, soles, just a ruffle grenade with a side order of laughles. Pretty well, though, I do have the occasional semolina nightmare where an ape digests me and displays my bottle
Starting point is 00:14:55 lessons in his bistro. As I've always said, you can sleep when you're dead. And by that I mean dead tired. Oh, thank you very much for there, Barry homeowner for joining us today. No, the thanka runes are on me. Hey, is there a booktiny nearby? I need some German hair shampoo and some zovaracks for my cold balls. I don't know, probably.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Cheers anyway, bye! Bye, Barry. So, what have you got on your mind, Andrew? Well, have I got a new mind? I've got some questions from me quads for you. Not a fucking joke. Well you've asked me a bunch of questions about myself so why is it a problem for me? Yeah well I also don't go on forever. There's only two.
Starting point is 00:15:35 From Jik Josh, Jof and Jeff Bob out of all the pets you've ever had that have died which one was your favourite? My first cat Billy he was a Tuxedo black cat you know the one with the V white V on the chest. Let him out the cartons. Yep. Bit like Felix the cat. Yeah. Wonderful, wonderful cat. Well they've said here tell Bob you'll probably see it again when you get to heaven although that's not very likely. Oh I see, they've said that. Second question from the boys. Bob why are you such an asshole? They've put an asshole, it should be an asshole, but I'll put them back a little bit later on. Seriously, what's your problem? Maybe you should
Starting point is 00:16:15 just lighten up a bit. It's not Dad's fault that you're so angry and that your life is shit, get help. Well, yeah, I'm pretty guilty. It's not really a question, isn't it? It's more of a bit of a life-advice, but yeah, it's more of a Welcome because kids have that way of getting straight to the heart of things. You know, the funnier things, don't they really? And the truest things sometimes as well. Yeah, we go. That's a question. It's from the quads. So Peter Beardley sent me one of his updates and he'd love to sit back in here. Here we go. I'm still not back in work because of the business with the followers and that's like you know, just in the room really getting under the wife's feet and watching the clock I'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio, ac yw'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r cyhaddol yn ymwch i'r yw'r ytwyr i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i'r ymwch i look at that shit. I coloured it in brown and in the stead saw. I hope no one sees it. That's probably been made more trouble.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Dog Dad. Billy, you know, it took me out in his car to cheer me up. And we went up the other day and go, go to the chicken laps to eat in the car park. The Norman are a bit into it. I knew there was something new on the lake. You know, it was a double disaster. Because one, it was home meal wrap, which is our work.
Starting point is 00:18:41 You know, I like me chicken wrap. You have a nice soft melty in your mouth, like you know, a melty in your mouth, so it protects you to it. You know, almost studgy bug, you know. Till with that talking chili in it. Now, for me, chili is that, it's striking to be in the chicken wrap,
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Starting point is 00:19:55 Then I'm sorry no one went out without telling you and I'm sorry I've left your eye and dry porch, take wide, put Billy the bush popped around and took us outside, do I? Billy the bush, that's what I'm f**king like! F**k! World of, of you being eaten beyond my back! Well, if you knew I'd had fallen bread, she would have plumped me in ever since she reached it.
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Starting point is 00:20:57 Well, I'm doing a tour later, and of course she says the 10 pound, one of the bookies. So she says the 10 pound, one of the bookies. Oh, you're literally fucking scheming thief. Give us that cash back and get four fucking poor cheeseon. And they're better before and runny. Ask for that, Yosu, fat prick Billy. Get on the floor, tell him he's not fucking welcome. But he or no more. I bet it was him that put you into it.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Well, I've didn't tell her, I've been, it's like so I just did as he always told. She's upstairs asleep now so I just couldn't rename it quite as I can. In Miss Sonny's that I could hear in the book, he always did the clowns' first like because he said Mae'n gwaith yw'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyflwyn o'r cyfl You got me job, but you used to marry me, that's not everything. I was in the jungle, there was this mountain wave, a chin up and there. I said, you don't need a chin up, never have an anna. He said, no, this is for the foot and coasted. I told my wife, I had a job at the bowling alley, ten minutes, she said. No, they're permanent tours that we fly.
Starting point is 00:22:34 I went there and dropped, and I said, I've got a problem. I always have a dump every morning at 6 o'clock. He said, what's the problem with that? Then don't get up the light's there. This recruitment console asked me. He said, what do you think of volunteer work? I said, I won't do it if you've paid me.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I can't tell the one about the elephant night because the wife says it's too, too much. I'll say it, Bob, anywhere. One piece of baysley is bass, one piece of theatre, one piece of bass, a big thing above. Sounds alright, don't he? He seems alright. Yeah, I think he'll be back to work so cheerfully. Well, fingers crossed, you know. Just just just just it'll be done no doubt. One way or the other? a'r yw'r ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Ysgwyr i'n gweithio. Very Henry cat, but many unreadable first. I wouldn't that you would play a porter against that. Oh, no, I wouldn't know a chance What's behind the door yes, I know yes, I know What's behind the door? I don't know I don't know It's got theme show now. He don't know what's behind the door. Yes, I know imagine there's a door over there Right, I'm gonna ask you three things. It's behind it. You got to tell us if you go and look at them, you know that, I know that it works. Number one, it's an upside down number three, it's massive, would you go through and I've a look at it? No, all right then it's tiny, it's under a microscope, no,
Starting point is 00:24:36 do you have a look at that? No, I'm not interested in a punt. Some lads on a stagweight end behind the door. They're having a bit of a wrestle, and it's supposed to be fairly light-hearted, but there's some underlieing on sporting issues there, and they're starting to get a bit serious. You know, a band-net getting out of hand, classic stuff. Don't like that energy. You wouldn't want to watch stuff, but negative, right? OK, number three.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Aka Bilk, he's shit-face. But you know you've got me there, don't you? Hang on, no. Might be a twist. He's leaning against the wall, having a conversation with himself about the Inland River and you. He's hats on, but his hat could come off at any minute. Whilst the hats on, I'm going in, Andy. And if the hat falls off, you'd walk out.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I'd walk out, yeah. I'll take that. That's good enough for me. One out of three. Well, thank you. Well, thank you for offering me them. I was thinking, you know, with the International Week Andy. And what? With the International Break and all that, and the International... Oh, football. In the football podcast, this, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yeah, and I was thinking to myself, like, I wonder how the gangs are all going to line up, you know, come the world cup with the England squad and that. Yeah. And I think I might have got a bit of a clue here so it might be interesting for people so... You know Harry, Harry Cairns recuperate from his uncle injury, he's been staying at his mum and dad's house, right? And Debbie, Debbie, he's been staying in the spare room whenever Mae'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r
Starting point is 00:26:07 i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio' i'n gweithio' i'n gweithio' i'n gweithio' i'n gweithio'
Starting point is 00:26:22 i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio' i'n gweithio'r i'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gwybod yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn ymwch yn Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r
Starting point is 00:27:18 gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r No, don't you? That Southgate man has got very big nose. He might be capable of anything. He might even drop you for that Lingard lad who coincidentally has a very big nose. Do you see where I'm coming from? Debbie says, I feel you boss. Hey boss, I got surprised for you. And in walks Lilliana, I don't. Alright, Ari, just saw a comment say hello.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I bought you a little gift. It's a jar of moisturiser by La Mer. It's deeply penetrating and replenishing. It will completely energise your skin. How much did it cost if you don't mind me asking out of a feeling of deep curiosity? 1,200 bone from Self-Rudges. Oh well it must be good then. I thought you clop his ears, Nivia. Fuck off Harry, we wouldn't use that cheap shit. You can buy it in boots or asda, watching we are Mugs of Fox and Summit. Well thank you very much Adam, but don't pay to pass to Vady tomorrow. What was that Harry? Nothing. Would you mind putting a Mae'n gweithio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'r pethio'rweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r
Starting point is 00:28:52 gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r and places lovely male of oinks with gold-dead earlin'. Be your care plan, chess against Hendo, says Debbie. He only knows how to move sideways and backwards. That's a terrific line of banter I just said, isn't it? Harry says, what's a chess set, expensive? George says, you're three and a half grand from Arred. Oh right, should be a good set then.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Put it over there next to my ant farm and don't pass to Vardy. What was that? Nothing. Look Debbie, I'm finding all these visits a little bit tiring and draining. Is there anyone else? In skips or he'd sterling. Right? You're doing it! For the culture, Harry, must affect him vibe to you and your subman. Harry says to Debbie, what do you bring him in for if I could fucking ten? You're old in choice of us. Oh, my angels get better bro. I bought your 24-calette farting ball with an ivory lid. You know with you being bedbound.
Starting point is 00:30:03 What's expensive? Over 50 grand bro! I already said, Oh, I expect that will be lovely to fart until then. Thank you very much for having me, don't pass to Vady. What did you see about Vady? I didn't see anything, but Vady why would I only know it like in passing? I bet he wasn't even very expensive when that's the ball
Starting point is 00:30:25 and so how could can he even be? Adam, he's got a magic chin on him, no, ain't he? Good pointy one. Jordan, I pointy, you know, I like witches, like a lot of good look, I checked fit in and then the ledge is how could you? Rahim, here this is, this is, this is chin is more magical,
Starting point is 00:30:44 has more magical power than messy's boss eyes. Rhaim, hefyd, mae'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rhwch chi'n ei'r rh worry are if we won't pass to Vardy. Thank you very much, Lads, and put us at Soma in the run bar below on top of that thank you. Let's just talk big nose linger that's got the message. Right, is that it? And you know, it's nips, I wonder, you know, let's think about it. Who passed to Vardy? He's finished by Vardy as well, wouldn't I, Greg? Yeah. So I'm just wondering if there's going to be a bit of a two-camps at this World Cup. Vardy's chin-camp and that really chin-camp could be. I wouldn't be surprised if there was, Bob. Bob!
Starting point is 00:31:36 Yeah. Do you reckon madness still living the house of fun? Oh. I mean, I was not in it, you're telling that. The probably old mature would quite a lot since then, 36 years and everything. You know, people change dynamics and relationships start to shift and different people start Mae'n yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r y Yeah, depends on the size of the outside, you don't know. So they've probably owned enough for it to upskill they're like a big house where they can have annexed areas for different kinds of fun. But we're all common to the same sort of overriding umbrella of a house of fun.
Starting point is 00:32:12 A house of fun. But different types of reason why you can't have a luxury fun. Now, Sandra, I don't see any reason whatsoever. So madness in Brighton 1978. Did you? Did you start it off in fun? Yeah, they had a little little they were very skin and band then did you off fun I I was a bit scared watching them actually because like they
Starting point is 00:32:29 but I don't know east end the London North London where they came from yeah they came down like with this posse of skinheads right who did the nutty dancing which was an incredible did you not all the dance now well you just stood back and enjoyed it as part of the performance really to be honest with you chop up a downer than maybe part of the performance, really. To be honest with you. Shall I put that down as a maybe then for the House of Fools? Yeah, maybe, maybe. South Africa. And I remember some at the, might want to tell you about me timing South Africa.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Okay. Do you want to hear it or do you want to just pack in there? Are you single of, are you single of weirded in there with the holiday song? So one of me days off filming I thought I'll go out for a bit of sun and a swim so I went to the blue rock water park and a Big water park just outside on the outskirts of Cape Town Caught a bus from just outside Rudy's General Store, right? He popped out to say hello as I was waiting You know me trunks and me tower like so Rudy says you know, me trunks, me towel like. So Rudy says, Oh, right, Bob?
Starting point is 00:33:27 No, that's not it. That's Jordy. Oh, right, Bob, you look terrible. You look a terrible weak bitch today. Where are you heading to? It's easier. It's in Africa. He popped out. A soft, where are you heading to?
Starting point is 00:33:45 A soft play area for the feeble body. I said, no, Rudy, I'm going to Blue Rock Water Park. Did you know if it's any good? You bet, Blue. They got a hundred foot in the a vertical speed slide that will give you goosebumps and rights, Thad. Make sure you're well secure or they can end up looking like fraud bags. Terrible South African. Yeah, we'll do Rudy. So 20 minute bus ride I'm there,
Starting point is 00:34:13 lovely hot day, lovely place, put me stuff in a locker, changing me trunks, head straight for this big speed ride, this big 100 foot vertical drop that Rudy was on about. And there's not much of a cure, right? And a lot of people didn't fancy it and it's quite intimidating when you see it. So at the bottom of the stairs to the ride you have to pick up this like padded PVC sleeve that you wear like sort of like a skirt to soften the impact when you hit the bottom. So at the top the last bit's this sort of 10 foot ladder and it's onto a platform and
Starting point is 00:34:42 there's a blog there who tells you I'll put the skirt on and releases you down the tube certainly you know so I get on the platform and shit he's got a pointy stick yeah and he presses the the pointy stick against me face yeah he says take your fucking babies off your brick and do you like a dog? Well what can I do Andy? He's got a pointy stick, right? And I'm on the sharp end of it, you know what I mean? That's what you're told. So I get down and all fours and he says, Start feeding the petty... Start feeding the petty PVC sleeve into your poopy brick water draw yogi bear on your nuts
Starting point is 00:35:19 sex. Well I do have some start and I start to throw up in here feeding the sleeve Well I do have some start and I start feeding the sleeve in the mess and he's saying fast the fast he's fast the faster once speed well Andy I'll take you to see as well it's really speed speed so Andy I take a chance I dive right past him down the show yeah bang I hit the bottom balls first and they instantly swell up like avocados, you know. And so I've got to get back to me locker to get me stuff, and I'm naked.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Everyone's laughing at me because my balls are making a humming sound, a bit like a de-humidifier might make, or B-I-V, you know. B-I-V makes a noise. Like bass, yeah, but many but many bees anyway back on the boss I get off at Rudey's and going to see if he's got an emplosion or paying killers, you know, I follow me knackers I tell him that the bloat made me feed the padded PVC protective safety skirt into me Terence and he says Game-bengage you've got a fucking love and brew I said well, I already, would he really have made me put the whole unit up there?
Starting point is 00:36:29 He said, shit, epic. You bet, blue! Die fish to black out of the water last week with a bouncy castle turret up there, and three key louts would pry down! Like I'll say, you've got a fucking love em! And then he advised me to wrap some streaky bacon around the plums and sleep up right that night facing the moon. Right, so I did that.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Did you do that? I did that, I was right. Right, it's written the next morning, it's such a throody. Can I just apologise for asking if, you know, if he has me a nice chair in that. I know that the noise of being, but I did know that there was some kind of mechanical element in there, I just want that, yeah bass, but I did know that there was some kind of mechanical element in that. No, I just want that, yeah. I just want to clear that up with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Bob, Jarek and Rob was parmer still addicted to love. Oh, I mean, you know, there's worse things that you can be addicted to, isn't it? You know, like, Gamblin and drugs and drugs and all that. Andrew is dead. He's not doing anything illegal or an ethical. Andrew is dead. Is he? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:26 But I'm not saying if that's what you mean, I'm not saying that he didn't die still addicted to love. He think he was till the very end. Could well be. That's a nice thought. That's a nice thought. I think we should just end because I've done a song as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I'm glad that I have to tell you. And it's kind of a positive song to counteract the negative, racist stuff that you do about myself and my hometown and no people and all that sort of thing. So this is a positive little song that I'd like to play for you. Everybody get up on the moon You're not the lay, you must get up as soon Everybody get up on the moon Everybody get on the moon and dance Don't mess around, you have to take your chance Everybody get your ass up a moor and dance
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