Athletico Mince - Ep. 58 - Honk the Conch

Episode Date: April 20, 2018

Mick McCarthy joins us again, Bob gets beaten up off a child in Leeds, Barry Homeowner pops in, there’s an update from Peter Beardsley, some pie availability chat and Dom Littlewood is back with an expanded Who’s The Prick…  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, and I'm done. I bought it. Oh, it's a bit hot, didn't it? So hot for a lad like you with your surplus. I know. You believe the jokes are running down me. I'm like a chicken. Let's just come out the oven No, I'm like one of them ones you're doing a bag Yeah, you know you cook them in the bag. Yeah, I prefer me chicken straight out of the ten andro Do you have the same with them countries? I love them with the jelly all over the Yeah, they're considered a delicacy in France. Are they yeah, that doesn't surprise me I don't mean that in a racist way. I just mean it. No, I just mean it. They're a bit more culinary Adventurous in France than we are here.

Oh, that's racist against ourselves. What do you like? I'm like a massive racist, Bob. Yeah, you are a massive sweaty racist. Definitely, you're there. So this is a hot boo than it. It is. It's very much a boo as well.

We're very up close and personal. Yeah. Should we put our shirt back on? I'm gonna put, I'm gonna cover me chest, yeah. Is that all right? Might as well. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna cover me chest, yeah. Is that alright? Might as well. I was just wondering on the way up. I'm just wondering if Idris Elba has ever done a PPI claim.

You know, you can't tell from his acting or his album. He gives nothing away in that terms of that, does he? It's very frustrating. Do you think you're the one himself or will you, will you have got a third party to do it for him? I would have thought he could have just, just like in one of his beautiful crisp white shirts. He would have just said to his PA.

Hey, check out that Pete, Pete, yeah, I get some on. Well, I've been doing mine this week. Did you win? I haven't got anything yet. I've just been doing the checker thing, but you go online of all the credit cards and the loans that you've had in the past.

You go on the website and you put the information in, and then they email you back and say, no, Pete, Pete, I got, I've got a Pete, Pete, I have one of you. I have one, yeah. How long ago did you set it off to do? I set it off. You know, set the ball rolling.

I set the ball rolling. I did it all about three years ago. I can. How long did it take to get the cash in your pocket? Six weeks, someone like that. That's not bad. Did you do it yourself or through a third party? Did it make myself, I don't know.

Did you? That's good. Well, you know, what do you think they can do for you? They're just filling some forms. There's it's no magic ingredient and you're done. Anyway, this isn't a PPI I just wonder if it's ever made a claim. You just can't even tell but if I am successful in my PPI claims I will be available to actors in the ancient for listeners I'm hoping to get 30% but what I'm looking for the listeners Anything anything for any free any free money's good.

Would you take 700 could? Yes, by self or more, I'd start doing deliveries couldn't you? I could do, yeah, delivering what? PPI claims? No, I would think, well, I would think Dippers Up where you're from. I've got a song about bread, but it's not finished.

Are you going to sing it now? No, I'm going to sing it now. I've got a song like I say, at the start of the week, or like since I last saw you. Yeah. I've had a bunch of baboons jumping about on the bonnet of Mika. Have you been doing it?

And then I hear I am, I'm obviously someone who can only describe as a monkey man. Oh, that's not very nice. It's not very nice posing girls, is it? So, do you want to know more about the baboons? Well, yeah, were you at a national park? I was at Norsley Safari Park, and you live a pool. And you go through? No, no.

45 quid for a family ticket. So the wasn't it was free, aren't they? I think it entrance free. Oh right. Of course, is it entrance free? You don't get the bones on your car for note Yeah, and did the but did the rip your windscreen Oh, no, that was a touch in each other It was a car and number plate line all over the place The car things on this. Out there. Shall we invite him?

Yes, but get Mick in again. Yeah. Be in the news. There he is. So Mick. Right. Mick, nice to have you back on the podcast. Try not to shout into the microphone this week.

What have you been up to since we last spoke to you, Mick? What's it to you? You're busted. I just thought the listeners might be interested. Oh, clever bastard, aren't you? Got all the bastard answers? Why should I give a shit about your listeners? Rock pack of bastards if you ask me?

Podcasts of a bastard! My dad wrote a porno. What sort of a bastard would listen to that? I'll tell you what sort. A massive bastard sort. No such thing as it fish, Pacacillin Bastards! The nautiore,

now that's what I call the work of a bastard circus. You know in a very good mood, the day I get me... No, bastard, not the bastard title with bastard of a care punching on my rear to this house of bastards. That bastard thing I call me for and I don't know how to adjust the bastard. So I had to get on me knackered bastard knees and put the spare on the bastard. Well, we appreciate it, Mick, you're here now. I know what bastard Mr. R.I.W.O.S.

You're going to cook up a coffee, the size of a bastard. Mousses that. And it cost me nine on five bastard quid. The bull served it and knocked me with a bastard. With a beard. I get in this bastard building. And those are first person I meet. A.N.Busted all the way the little farmer busted

And he's with that busted dinner lady blower. Warlock Tuttle and Diley creepy busted a turntable to fuck off Can I ask you can I ask you about your plans? Oh, yeah busted. Can I'm going back to seeing that bearded coffee busted? Well for car them are busted because ever this being a busted cat I'm going back to see that bearded coffee busted well for carlin' a busted because ever this bearded a busted good boy you see amic by mc that will break for a minute come along with it just for that didn't it yeah man alive well that was that was nice to catch up we'll make there once it's catchphrase you think

and bastard seems to be in it um I've got a couple of names for you if you want to chose from them, Bob. Go on of course. I'll do it. I'll make a selection. Number one, you are obviously you can be honky-tonk if you want to be. Yeah. Oh, you can be absent Alan 44 very jocular life and so on at the party but with the chronic tendency to go missing whenever anything needs doing Anything from light admin all the way through to heavy lifting or other manual labor, someone's definitely gonna give him a smack in the mouth one of these days. That's absent, Alan,

or you can be less bot 3000. Let's be in robot. That's it. I would like to be on Ketonk, thanks, 100,000, the likes of those two selections. Is that all right? That's fine, if that's what you wanna be.

I think I might take a journey. Where should we go, Andrew, today? Where are the options? Do you want to, Barry Ormond has been in touch if you're interested in him. What's he got for us? I mean, he's going to cap on a bit. I don't warn you. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, so... You'll just sit back and listen to him. Well, to a certain extent, yeah, but at any point you just blow that fucking conch shell you've got Tell us to show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chowda Rooney guys He sent me this you say right Chowda Rooney guys. I'm cocking a hoop today Just bought myself a new set of wheels Got an end of your bonus that was sure but fountain sweet Big surprise didn't even found out about it until I was pinned into my online smart

saver account, earns me interest of just over half a percent and gets me a free camp machino at Patisserie Valieree every day of my incredible life. So I researched all the happening coupes and soft tops and my style raid all landed on the Audi TT. I went hard top because it adds to chassis rigidity and when I take the help in near my favourite artists and bakers that chassis needs all the help it can get because I don't take my foot off the pedal later until I get to the T junction near Maplins. I mean I would have looked like you know the King of Peter Burners soft top with a satin shirt, Ray Burns and my time ex-watch police

glinting on the sun but a quick check on the Neraruni showed me that UK sun only shines average four days per month and that's not enough display time for a peacock like Neandroo. It's metallic white, 20 inch shoes, 200 break horse power and and that all important Bluetooth connectivity and wireless hotspot. In my line of work, if you're not plugged in, then the water don't boil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a great deal.

Zero, yep, zero interest for the first year. Deposit contribution of 2K and free servicing for two years. The guys at the Audi dealership were the coolest dudes I'd ever split the breeze with, Hilario and in top condition. Their lives are kind of like Wall Street but without the commute, yeah? I think they really liked me, which would explain the complimentary screenwash in the boot. They said, pop in any time for a chat, and you bet I will. You know, just like Mates dropped by on a whim of Rooney. Anyway, I was out cruising yesterday, pull up at the lights and who's there beside me,

but the X and her new fella, the DJ Spoonie are like-y. But here this, this is the bestest ever, right? He's driving a Mazda MX5. I ask you, fucking fuck, it's a tin of peaches on wheels, yeah? I swear, nothing needed to be said. I mean, there I am in this new Audi TT. And there she is in what's basically souped up, hairdryer, yeah? I gave her a little smile, and that smile said,

how's the Lou Varunny going for you, Mamsab? Ha ha ha ha ha. Hilario, then I floored it, and let Spoony eating road dust. I had a quick look in the mirror and I could see them both laughing. The kind of laugh you do when you're embarrassed and hurt. Barry won Spoony Nail. Awesome moment. Nearly done. Then I floored it and let Spooning Yes, okay, then things are pretty done perfect at the moment Just gonna take the TT for a spinner runie out in the ring road. Hey might even pop in for a campitude you with the Audi lads I'll get it make rates. Chalbala furloughs See

Campitude you I don't know what it is but I love what. I-I-I-Do you remember? Right, right. Do you remember? What did I tell you? Do you remember when he used to be on a golden morrisons? Any time, day or night, I'm gonna hot fresh meat pie. Do you remember that?

If I just stride in there, 10 bucks three in the morning, bang your brass under on the counter and shout, hot fresh meat pie now! In your best robot voice and they get you one! No like that now is it? Do you remember that? Yeah. Hot meat pies, that's a middle's for reference. Have you seen that story in the news this week? Yeah, the company had me an on-go. The company had the pies. The company had the pies of five to nine, what do you think about that? Well, I mean, Igle. The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in the past.

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The company in the past. The company in the past. The company in it's not very helpful with the consumers. The custom was always right, apparently. Yeah. A lot of us still work at out price. The custom was rarely right. But, you know, they said in the article like that the valet who couldn't get his pie actually ate it per street, didn't they? Did that fish in chips three times away?

Yeah, fish chips three times away. But what about people coming off nights? So where did that story come from, though, Andy? Did they not miss? Not miss for a bump. No, but did they fall not the evening? Is that the a lot done we've just been to Morrison's and we had to wait 12 minutes Yeah, they will have done apparently though. There's a bit depth to it their serial complainers There's they've got history of filming their neighbors and stuff like that

So it's not it's not as cut dry as it looks, that immediately puts them on me on their side, Andy. I'm gonna do a song about a town very very Oh my god, sick. I think this is the song. Yeah, it's about a town that's very near to Middlesbrough Right, that'd be Hartley Pull. No, this is Sunderland. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, that's wrong from us, isn't it? Yeah Yeah, okay. Kind of pull an Ava of Middlesbrough, I would say. Occupy. I was looking for a wonderland Where the masses all need a gastric band

Where the losses all need a gastric band I've been looking for a hiding hole Where all the haircuts are faced on a bowl I've found it all in Sunderland Where no one is naturally tan There's an outdoor fog by the KFC It's a hole in a bench with a fuck underneath There's a spitting pit in the shopping mall You can use it as a dip for your sausage roll

I found it all in Sunderland, found a blind dog pissing in a crown. I've seen it all in Sunderland, a baby fattletail with the juice from a tin of ham. I'll merely give her the cubby a bludring if I wipe the shade of your answers but legs. I'm desperate the wipes left us from the blue cream to the abyss. You can buy a candle for VVP. And if you're not bad looking, the pros are free. Please help me, please save me, said the little boy. My daddy is drinking, said the little boy

Please take me away from this misery I'm drowning, I'm dying in this hermitry I lost my watch, my wallet, and my keys My pie to videos, group of cheese I got bitten by a dog and slammed by a kid Second half, jolly's our dream, a quid I found it all in just one week Dog that's growing in the street

Yes, I saw it all in the sandal and an sensation with a human hand. A human hand. There you go, Andrew. Oh, Jesus. Can I just offer you an invitation, Bob, to possibly at some point come to Sunderland to a venue of my chosen? Do you know what? Do you want to do a little performance of all

your songs and we'll say how that goes down. I'll do middle school next week. No I'll do middle school. I'll jump to some of the middle school last night but when I woke up it went very good. Got a beach? What? Middle school? It hasn't. It's got ice straight. It hasn't got a beach or a beach as it got. Sail Sands. National Monument, you know, like, National Preservation. Is that a proper beach, Sail Sands? Oh, the sand's beautiful. The water's a bit purpley. It's quite a volickevacals. I'll be quite clean, I think, with a chemical ear.

Listen, Bob, do you reckon the boom-tam rats have still got their rat trap? Okay, here we go. I mean, it was 1970, yet, yet and they probably moved out since then. I'm guessing somewhere a bit more at market, you know, that hasn't got an infestation problem. And Bob got lots of vegetarian now, isn't he? So he probably uses them. He'll be in rat traps.

Any thoughts about that? No, I don't think Bonnie Tyler's still lost in fucking France either. Oh, that's me next question, God. Is this? While we're at the subject of the bone time, Rats, you're reckon they've changed their stance on Mondays. Pfff.

Do you think they still don't like them, or do you think four decades of success and fear have melored them? I think they're probably all right with Mondays, no. Are you okay with Mondays? I'm maybe not the one with the pajamas, you know? I'm a minute. You can write that maybe not the one with the pajamas.

Mondays, no. I'll put that in, bro, it's not the one with pajamas. It's called Johnny Fingers. You think you've got Johnny pajamas, wouldn't you? The pajamas. Monday is now, I'll put it in the bread. Pro it's not the one with pajamas. It's called Johnny Fingers. You think you've called Johnny Pajamas, wouldn't you? Was he like second, second most prominent in the Bowen town, right? So it was like, I think he was. I think he was.

He was. And then Johnny Pajamas. And then there was a fella, I think he wore a hat as well. So the just the simple use of pajamas made him stand out. He's propelled him to the top of the church. Showed you about branding, don't it? It does. You know, like, um,

Where are you going with this? No, I was just thinking a lot of, you know, like, the reason Sean Daish isn't, you know, going to get a top six job. Even though there's one going now, have you heard? No, I had just heard on the train and the way up. I bet there's a few Arsenal fans feeling a bit sad about that. Not a bit melancholy about it. No, they've spent years haranguing them and pounding them out of the club.

Yeah, well I'm sure, it's a bit half an half in it with Arsenal fans. I wonder if they'll get rougher beneath it. Rougher beneath it, I think the roommate would be anyway. They've got someone lined up, I reckon, I'm the probably probably from the British. They'll think it'll be a German. Yeah, because that's what I was saying about branding, you know what I mean? The your dashes, your aladaises, you've all the I'm got there, I got that brand thing going so like if I'm all I'm saying is tied it in is if it was a young up and coming or older even English manager wanted to wear pajamas.

Right. And I'm not just being that silly suddenly. That would be a brand. He might be able to apply for something. That to apply something club could do and get away with yeah Club a tent up a jar was under morrow never wouldn't but an eyelid that's hair club. That's what he does. Yeah, I mean, I've got a row it did it Yeah, but they don't they've got themselves They're like about the ten years behind aren't they trying to emulate some all the dice 15, you know that they're not going I mean Sean Daesh tie shirt suit. Grafos. I mean Conte. He's got a look at me. Tie shirt suit. Nice hair.

Grafos. It is when I got bright bright sort of blue tracks out last night. What was it I didn't see out I've got some more catchphrases I've been working on. If you'd like to listen to me, here we go, three more work out for you. This is a woman. Yeah. Believe it or not, I've never tasted the booth. Okay. Got that catch on, do you think? No, because I think it's too much of a statement.

It's like an end. I don't know. I don't really know. Obviously, I'm not the playgrounds of Britain next week. No, right. Here's another one. It won't fit through the blame letterbox. Nice.

It won't fit through the blame letterbox. It is very nice, but it's very restricted use, isn't it? Well, hang on. Think of all the things that couldn't fit through a blame letterbox. Yeah, but if you were... Everything pretty much puffing letters. Yeah, but if you were everything pretty much puffing letters Yeah, but so what the or sitcom we use enough catchphrase is just a single camera outside a letterbox

Coming up and saying I couldn't get it. Why is the never addictions around when you need one? That's good Why is the never addictions around when you need one? We're in the world is PC world? Yeah. Um. Ding dong landlord here. Just to inform you that I've given British gas permission to commence fracking via your back garden. I need the extra cash to buy my daughter a crystal encrusted wishing well for her prom party. Ding Dong landlord here, just to inform you that I'm moving a bear into your back bedroom. Here's a bucket and spared for his business and a bag of buttons to keep in sweet. Ding Dong landlord here, just to inform you I'm installing a meter on your front door lock.

It's a pound a go, all profits towards my casino membership and poodle upkeep. Ding Dong! That was the character ding dong landlord. Why is there never no room for noise around when you need one? Oh I say you can change the shop. Can do for what? Why is there never a wishing well? That anything you want. I'm having that, I'm nicking that one. You nicking wishing well. Actually that could work, couldn't it? Because whenever there's a crisis in the sick, not but in the sick, come or whatever,

when there's one of those problems that occurs. I've gone off it. Why is that never wishing well when you need one? Can I do that thing where I see a swimming biamyan, like the footballers, you've got a train, where I'll sit. No, no, no. I think you said, I think you you said fucking, so probably about me.

I'm not bothered about you. I'm not bothered what you fucking think. I wasn't about you. What was it? I'm not telling you, I brought up his about James Martin. James Martin, the chef. He's a lady's man, any? Don't know.

What, did you guess? You know, he was that fucking big sweaty. No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, the analysts will be all over it. They'll work out what it is. The sound analysts. I'll put James Martin, I'm asking you, what do you think, James Martin?

I haven't got the opinion about James Martin. You're just putting a block on me. We're trying to have a chat. You just block it, but I just haven't got a bit. I'll just put you in. I'll never ever encounter him in real life. All right, who's your favourite of the celebrity chefs? Tom Kerridge.

Tom Kerridge, why? Because he owns a pub or something. Yeah. Because he's a land pub lad. Where I can do lock-ins and he's a big lad like you. Yeah. Yeah He's quite a polyjetic. You know I'm just you wrote that I need yeah, or he just eats just simple food You just cook it properly. It's just a bit dinner. It's just a bit dinner. Don't piss your pants off for it Do you like the good cut? Do you like the French ones are not because of your asses? No, I'm fussed about the French one because of your ass I like Hallumi fries. Is that French?

Hallumi. That's cheese, isn't it? Oh. I've got some questions from the quads. Oh, so happy about that, by the way. Bob, do you think you are taller or shorter than Charles Manson? I think I'm taller. Why?

I'm quite knowledgeable about Charles Manson. I'd say he's as little as five. Four. Oh, he's five, two. Five, two. Why might be less than that, was he's dead? Dave Bob, do you think you are taller or shorter than James Martin?

Sure. He looks like quite a big lad. Six, four. Yeah. Six, four, you've got both of them right then. Final one. Bob, in the last episode you spoke movingly. You've been beaten up and brightened

while wearing a hoop during. Have you been physically attacked many times in you've been beaten up in Brighton while we're in a hoop, do you ring? Have you been physically attacked many times in your life? Do you have any more stories? We could hear where you are on the wrong side of a violent beating. Leeds united. Late summer, these early 80s. Please elaborate at the said, how hurt were you?

Were you hospitalized? Oh, you just want to know about the injury. Yeah, a little lad aged about 11. me, um, I know I will be you I would be 20 or something But you know the daily You know those um glasscook collar bowls. Yeah, it lamp me in the head with one of them I still love the scar. It's just right by my eye me brother got a right kicking off an 11 you're pretty dangerous in that Yeah, 11 year old pretty dangerous leads in noses. It It might still be now I am being to leads for a good while.

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Shall I make a list? Well you never fucking remember without what William yetozy fucking prick. Mae'n gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweith She's fucking eggs. Large ones, nor fucking tiddlers. Eight-pipes, log-life milk. Ten tin's and peaches, in syrup, not fucking fruit, you smite. To one of the smatch, Tayvags, tin spuds, three bags of frozen cardcubs, and a clear enough stout.

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I don't understand if it's a no given now. They remind you that Jesus fell in like a fucked off like you know with. I, you can't as long as you eat it outside or in the bedroom. God, thanks Lord. You know, it's really are very kind to me, you know. So, I got me as then, I get the big shop, then I do all the wife's, Friday, then I'm, now here I'm in the bedroom, about to took into me chicken wrap. Oh, I love a chicken wrap, mate.

I bought a nice plain one with big lollie lumpy chicken, lumpy lumpy lumpy leafy. Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r I just got a major book before I got it. So, he's me book, he's saying which one you like. I just got the better card, I opened it, and Yorkshire putting fell out. It was from Aunt Bessie. I don't like that one there. I don't like that one here. Why they don't eat push his girlfriend of the wall so he could see a crack?

I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me. Not to go deep on it. Just whatever page I were ugly on that you know. I've got a magic track to ignore. It turned into a field. So I knew it. I've got a magic track to ignore. I've got a magic track to ignore. It turned into a field. It turned into a field. It turned into a field.

It turned into a field. It turned into a field. It turned into a field. It turned into a field. It turned into a field. it turned into a field. So I knew it. One peat that beats me, there's only one peat that beats me. You know, Chae has Chae's mub.

So there you go. Hi. It was quite sharp. His jokes are shit, weren't it? The jokes are up and down. I like it when his wife softens herself a little bit, So there you go. Hi. He was quite chirpy. Joksharp. Joksharp. I like it when his wife softens herself a little bit, you know, out of a chute towards him. That's quite nice. Yeah.

She's got a heart of gold, isn't she? Well, they're in the way habit out there. Yeah, they're trapped. Trapped. Trapped, that's the relationship you know. That's the dynamics of it. I mean, the truth is he could be on top, maybe. Who knows?

Who doesn't know? Who doesn't know how be a thing about does it Good evening my name's Toric Yewold and welcome to another edition of Who's their prick this is my bikini learn that my Douglas is well and truly under wraps today unlike on the TV the other week. Whoops. My special guest today is Faded 1990 celebrity and high profile cardiac belingar Mr. Bulma. Alright, darling. Good afternoon, Bulma.

How you doing? I'm out and thank you for coming along to the show today. Bulma. Today you're playing Uster Prick in order to raise money for broadly colored knitwear for all the cold hearted lizard-brotted women in the world. The rules assemble, Bom. And it'd draw your picture or a graph. No, I'm fine. I'm thinking about it yet. Here we go.

Free Nimes for you. Thomas Michley Jr. Mary Annning. Larsen Jay. Would you like to hear any of us again? I'd like to hear the middle one again. Mary Annning. Which of those is the prick one again. Mary Annning. Which of those is the Prick-Bum all my?

Mary Annning. Mary Annning, you believe is the prick. Are you sure you can five seconds of change your mind by playing your prick switch if you'd like to do that? Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, boom, too late. Mary Annning, you reckon. Mary Annning. I think this is right.

Was the inventor of the three point seat belts. Yeah, he's not a prick. He's not a prick. He ain't no a prick so you won't run, but hold on, there's a twist. Maybe I was lying, maybe that was fake, or maybe he was glitching. Hmm, was he getting complicated with his quizz? Wait, isn't it? Well, I said it. Was it fake?

Oh, no. Yeah. Um, I'm going to guess the first fellow who was singing it. No, I don't, the Mary anything about the three points. I don't think she did. You don't think she did. No. I think that's fake.

I think that's fake. It is, right? She's actually a fuzzle hunter who discovered what was believed to be the first ever dinosaur skeleton. Well done, Mary. She still isn't a prick. Okay. And you've been wrong twice. Who's the prick then?

It's Thomas Midgley-Juner, reinvented CFC's. What CFC's? You know, those gases that are harmful to the earth's atmosphere. What come out of air with souls? What is spray under you arm? Yeah, you don't do you. You don't. You don't.

You don't. No, you don't. You lost. Get out! Thanks, Tom. So, do you want to do any more, Andrew? I haven't really got much more to talk about. Have you got anything you'd been watching? Don't tell you, you'd like to talk about this, right?

Well, I've always said, tell you, I use you make a note because I've, I mean, I'm very, I've been watching the last laugh in Las Vegas. Have you been watching now? No, I've heard watching the last laugh in Las Vegas. Have you been watching now? No, I've heard of it. That's quite cool. Is it good? Yeah, it's really interesting to see those... It's cannon and ball on that. Yeah, cannon and ball. And for that then.

Oh, this worth checking out. ITV? ITV. It is quite tense to see, but they're going to put on a big show in Las Vegas. Right. Bernie Clifton with his turkey, you know, I think it's a story worth catching up with if you haven't, if you haven't seen it. I've been watching the 90s. What is that? On Sky Arts.

It's a 10 part documentary series about the 1990s. They've previously done the 60s, 70s, 80s, and now they're under the 90s. Right. It's kind of remembering stuff. Well, you're a bit, I've often noticed from your Twitter, you are a man a bit out of time, aren't you? You under the 90s. It's kind of remembering stuff. I've often noticed from your Twitter, you are a man of bit out of time, aren't you? You worship the older days, 80s, 90s.

What have I got going on in the modern day? Nothing. Well, so obviously I'm constantly hiking back to a time when I was younger, fitter. So you think it's all, but no. Pretty much, 45. 45. Yeah, 46 soon. I remember, I remember, I remember, right? good laugh. I work a big fat wall of light you're at 45

I was having a right good time. Oh, yeah, yeah Well, you reckon it's more to come or have I just fucked it? I think you need to make more of an effort before Good you reckon you'd be 40 you still got that right in the kitchen thing. No, I don't think I could 100 go down the liking No, I need I need to know more. I mean, there's been a severe split in the line up since then. And I reckon that song was probably a last resort after asking the boom-term rats for help. I reckon you, big 40, ask the boom-term rats if they had a rat trap and they didn't.

So that's why they put out the song, there's a rat in the kitchen, what am I going to do? Can I borrow that conch? Yeah, go. OK, thanks, Bob. See you out. Okay thanks Bob. See ya bye bye. you