Athletico Mince - Ep. 63 - Nut Quiz

Episode Date: June 21, 2018

Mark Lawrenson reports from Russia, Peter Beardsley provides a life update, there's drama from the England World Cup camp and Andy sings about artisan bread. Oh, and there's a nut quiz, obviously. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, I don't hang on, but you're not starting to want to start? Not ready yet. What do you mean you're not ready? Because I'm not in position, right? I'm ready now. Oh, it's all about positioning, is it? It is, well, mate. There's nothing to do with your thoughts. So, look, Andy, I'm sorry to drag you I'm ready now. Oh, it's all about positioning It's really not nothing to do with your thoughts So look Andy it's an I'm sorry to drag you down to London for I had to get it about at 5 a.m This morning. Oh bless you bless you, you know, but it's an emergency situation that I thought we needed to do an emergency

Mint's my insider Over in Russia. Yeah, it's reported back to me, over a satellite phone, can you fucking imagine? I don't even know you can get such a thing. Yeah, but hey, never mind that, I wanna give you a nut quiz. Oh, we're gonna wait for the emergency update. Well, you know, I haven't got any like, of that stuff that we normally do, questions,

and names and that, but I do have a nut quiz. Do you nut quiz them, boy? Because, you know what, I think people think I'm like, a doyle, you know what Andy, I think people think I'm like a Doyle, you know like a Crettin. And I don't think that. Well, you wouldn't because you see this is the problem. People say, I'm hanging around with you. They are a fucking Doyle. Also, it's like, it's my influence rubbing off on you. Yeah. So I want to show via my not quiz. Yeah. That I'm not a Doyle. So get one of them. It's very simple Andy.

It's nut or not nut. Do you know your nuts? All right. First one, cashew, nut or nut, nut. Very clearly nut. Not nut. It's a fruit. Pish off.

It's not pleased. You can look at these all up. It's true. I've done me research. All right, Andrea. He's an easy one for you. Coconut, nut or not, nut. I'm gonna go counter and shoot over here.

Not, nut. Correct, it's a droop. Yeah, it's a droop. I don't think it's just the hands off a tray. Here's a nut, nut or not, nut. I wanna go counter and shoot, but me heart is just crying out, nut. It's a nut, Andrew.

It is a nut. P nut, you're not P nut not not not not I reckon that's invediable not not it's in the goom wow yeah are you enjoying it not really well you look at it just for one fucking moment after 61 episodes you look you have a smile on your face Brazil nut not, not or not. Not, not. Correct, it's a seed. Are there any nuts? Walnut. Not or not, not.

Not, not. Correct, it's a droop of seed. You are a giant, it's a tiny bit, I could tell. Final one, Andrew. You've only got one. Final one. Pecan, nut or not can not or not not correct Wow Two out of whatever seven what two out of seven you got two out of seven so I'd no

I got to seven wrong. No. You got two out of seven right you got Hazel not right and you got P can right I got more than that no you didn't you can check it back tell us what the other ones were I got more than that. No, you didn't. You can check it back. Tell us what the other ones were. Kishu, not was a Frodo. I got that wrong. You're the Kirk, aren't you got it wrong?

Got that right. Did you? Oh, no one wants to post more. I'm on this, Andrew. Where's the prize? Hey, apologies for last week, because I said I incurred, I misled people because I said that Fleet Services

was the only one with a KFC and a Burger King. And of course it isn't that. It's scattered all over the country. What did you mean to say? I meant to say with a McDonald's and a Burger King. And of course it isn't. It's scattered all over the country. What did you mean to say? I meant to say with a McDonald's and a Burger King. Yeah. So apologies for that. So I was kind of right when I said one of them on the M62 which was Hartzhead Mauer. Because that's got a KFC and a Burger King. No it hasn't. Yeah that's. No it hasn't. No it hasn't. I was a sent you the picture. I didn't say the picture. I sent you the picture you said it was a Photoshop job. Yeah, it's Photoshop.

Mark up. Don't make me go there. I will go there at some point, but don't make me go there now. Andrew, can I just add somebody that did say that there's some services somewhere being built at the minute that's going to have a KFC at Burger King and a Mac days in it. The Holy Trinity. But I can't remember where that is. Well, that's just going to be packed in the rafters. Of course it is. It's pretty on weather sponge at the end. Hey, I've skaped Mark Lawrenceson. Did you?

Yeah, I did. He's out in Russia commentating. Right. Right. So I caught with him on Skype. Right. See how he's getting on. I'll play it for you, Andrew.

All right. Okay. Okay, so this is how it went. So, all right Mark, how's it going? Pretty shit to be honest Bob. Bami so what's your specific beef mark? I've got loads of them. I've made a list. The flight over here took forever. The seats were far too brightly coloured and the sat me next to a man with a breathing issue.

The in flight me look like they've been scripted off the floor of a Toby cavalry. My nice tight silver shirt I got messed up because the German shampoo in my suitcase leaked. I'm not even entirely sure which hemisphere I'm in. Hey wait, come on mate, it could be worse, it's the elisir at the world cup. I haven't finished yet, Bob, I just stopped that, I waxed from spittle off the side of my mouth. The hot tells in the middle of nowhere and says nothing but come, be from the pit, the soup. The bus think I'm out in the fields all day, picking turnips. The view from my room is just a low wall it's lights out at 9 p.m. the people are confusing the stadiums are solace and

uninspiring the football is dull predictable and boring and I think my call commentator's a grass do you want me to go on? No to me it's not really Mark I tell you what so enjoy the rest of your trip then. Hello, aren't. So, that worked. I wish that you'd not wish that never bothered. He's measured. Was that satellite phone you got on as well? No, that was skyped.

I tell you what though, have you noticed in the sort of sphere, in the ether, that the tide's turning in favor of Mark Lawrence? I hope so. A little bit. I think people have had enough of the, how can I put it? The younger pundits, just recently retired. You want someone that's got a bit of character

and who's lived a bit and who's basically sick of life. Well, that's certainly got that one. Well, Lawrence, it's just a different angle, a different viewpoint. No, I'm beginning to really enjoy it, you know, like, cause there's a whole little, like club of dull ones who just are saying, just desperate to be non-controversial,

just describe factually what's happening. I mean, I'm sure Matthew, Matthew Upsens are lovely fellow, but if you just shut your eyes, just like this, like, there's nothing to go out of Southgate and nobody wants that. Well yeah you're right. Jimmy and Janice again. I think if someone falls up Garath's one in a contribution to a charity for example there would want to hear his voice Andy but yeah there's not met that many circumstances when you'd want to hear it. So yeah well as a nation we will come in parole or I think they're

giving them matches that they think are gonna be shit as well I've only missed one match. How many of you watched I've watched all of them. You've done them all I've done all of them missed now so far. I missed put Portugone Rocco. That was Yes, that was a good. Yeah, wait. That was a good ball. What do you think of it? I'm really enjoying it I've really enjoyed that spain one last night spainly round. Yeah, that was good as well. It's such a shame on it. Well, they didn't equalize. Well, I mean, it's an interesting one that because it's, it's, wait, he didn't score a goal in the end. That fellow scored, yeah. But he does nevertheless know exactly what it's like

to score a goal in the world. But it wasn't far that ruled it out. The, the lines went out of the flag up. Was it flag up was it was it was he foreign Of course he was foreign yeah, it's a lines when I had the flag up and then the years va at a confirm It's all the way to it already given it as offside but the celebration went on Maybe the new it was offside, but they just want to do the celebration anyway God damn them good looked at the might still get through might do. Yeah, good look at them Good luck with him. And Peter Beardsley, I would like he's been in touch and I don't want to upset him by not using it and drove.

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I'm sorry I'm wearing that one I'm scarpening, but this bright pot had caught my eye for an investigation. Bright pot, bright fork and pot! It's that tropical fork and foreign yoghurt you tried to poison me with yesterday. I asked for porches in a ball you you fucker, and you bring me that shit! I slug it out of the window, you slack fuck! Take it! Oh I'm sorry, look. It won't happen again.

I was just thinking about your leg house, like you know. I will, I'm a fucker, and I wait now. So get in that, fuck I I'm kitchen and fetch me a fucking five excramble. So knock two up a five and I served it to an input of TV. That's a nice one. It's a nice scrambled this Peter. Nice and buttery. a fog and love butter. Shh. You know, really pleased that you like it, Lose. Pay that. Come and sit on the sword.

I'm not in bother love. Just fog and do it, you creepin'. So I sit down. John, I sit down next to her wife, you know. Yeah, good luck, pa. What'd you say, Alan, you're my phone, so you can take a film of your posseman's delivery day. I feel like that very much.

I can watch it over and over again. And it will help me feel the time early morning, so I don't have to screw about in the verties. Thanks, I do love you very much enough. Yes, I know, Peter. Now get off the fog and sovereign, give me, you're giving me the fog and a sweat. Yes, love, talk.

There you go, Bob. Anyway, I've got my joke. It's... I don't know whether it's good enough to joke. It's actually an old joke like, and I was part of the joke so I thought you might like to read it. So I do it and they go for it. I just cut out what's wrong with it.

There were all the jodys you know that sent you into this pardon, I was on the pitch being interviewed by Alan Shea, and I knew. And they would try to prove that I wasn't sick like you know, because people think I might be like you know, they touch you and go and eat really. So Shea said, what is 15 plus 15? And I guessed, and I said 18. And the jawline George is in the crowd, starting, give him another chance, give him another chance. So, well, he says, I will give him another chance. He says, what's 5 plus 5?tps? And I said 90. No, I thought it was out there about like, but the cause is wrong and all the crowd start shouting, give me another chance. Give me another chance. Well Alan really kindly really says he gives me another chance. Mae'n gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith i'r gwaith Give me the chance. So that's, you know, it was just because my name was in the apartment, so say your

Bob, one beat a beat, there's only one beat a beat, say Bob. A five excrucumble. Yeah. What do you have, scrambles, I have threeambles I have three from eggs. I usually have two. Really? Is that how many? There's a large snack. And how many sizes are tossed?

Well, two cover. I have two slices of tossed, but it's usually not quite sufficient. I know that's a bit thin in here, isn't it? Well, three eggs feels like a gamble. Well, I use three. Did you know a lot? He's a good word to get your eggs right.

Your scrambled eggs right. Is three eggs yeah, and then half an egg shell of milk for each egg, so that would be one and a half of milk, and then a walnut size bit of butter, a walnut pepper, walnut is is no I think it's a droop. I've been going up the A's there a lot lately. I bet you are. You know what they've been starting to do a lot of them art? Is Anne Bredsy read about? Oh no nice. Crusty nice, that's stunning.

Crusty. So what I've done, I've done a little song about them. Nice. I'd like to do that for you now. Please do. I can't get enough of that wonky now. Please do. the only way, give me one key bread. I love a stone-baked pace and rustic roll or an olive and feta sour dough. Keep stuff your whole vest into your anus.

I only want wanky bread. I can't get enough of that wanky bread. I can't stop pushing it into my head. I say, yo, ho, ho, to fuck a catchy y'all. Give me one key bread. Give me one key bread. I insist on wonky bread? Hey!

There you go. Beautiful song. Took me six weeks to write that. What a tribute. It was the sweet. It was the sweet. Paul Reumblet's. A new sample there.

A sampled it, looped it. You know this here. Before we get any further can I pitch your TVI? Of course you do. You're in the business isn't it? It's a very gentle documentary series right? With two celebrity fellas who were both afflicted with tits. Right, I've got you.

And what we do in each episode we go around different theatre, drop in charity bags through the letter boxes. Right. It's me, obviously. I think I might say if I can get James Corden on board as the other fella. Nice pair. We're still allowed to talk about James Corden, aren't we?

I don't know. Right. Has it been, yeah, gone? And I mean, I might not get him. I might end up with a lad who played Roland on Grinch Hill. Yeah. But, you know, Titsa Plenty. Either way, Titsa Plenty, actually.

Yeah, are the Tits the thing. Tits, Titsoplenty actually. Yeah, or the Tits, Tits the thing. Tits, Tits Lads go bugging, I thought we could call it. Yeah, let's stop using that word now, if you can, doing the rest of your pitch. Not finished the pitch. All right, I'll reject you this. That was easy. BELL RINGS

World Cup Gangs of the EPL So the England team are on the way back to the base from the ground after the Tunisia match, yeah? In the coach. It was hard to enjoy the match, wasn't it Andy? But I was very happy. That was an ordeal. Yeah. They left it late as England attended the dough. I mean, you know, Arricane. You know, there's no words, is there? Well, they're better, baby.

Yeah. So everyone's calmed down a little bit after celebrating the victory. At the back of the coach, there's like a lounge area, right? Slightly separated off by the toilet and a fridge thing thing and the Vardy annuals are all there Rahim Vardy Maguire Karl Walker Alexander Armstrong Jesse Lingard Jason Pickford and of course Jordan Anderson who's spying on them right they don't know that right so the watch in Vardy plays Splatoon 2 and passing around a half bottle of Cheap vodka that they're poured into one of the bottles of their electric water, you know,

so that they don't get caught. At the very front of the coaches, Gary Southgate and Harry Kane and the rest of the white lions are in the seats behind them, yeah. Yeah. Garath gets on the coach microphone to address the squad, right? Right? So he gets up and he says, my name is Gary Southgate and I'm a footballer, holic. Harry loves a few little of the white lions joining politely. Gary, Garth, I wouldn't say the tune is in team Bichetes, I really wouldn't. I'm not that sort of bloke. Harry laughs. Yeah. And then Gary says, as for that Varsystem, its performance was indifference to say the very least, a bit like Lynn Gads finishing all the white lions, howl were laughter. Right. Vardy suddenly appeared stood up at the back.

Hey, hey, hey, big nose. At least Jesse was in the right place at the right time. You know, we're talking tiny percentages here. Quartus harbs nothing greater than a two. Quarters, harbs, nothing greater than a two. On another night it could have been very fucking different. Suddenly there's a loud crash in the toilets, yeah? John Anderson. Oh, woo! I do a nice sound of that. Maybe a big cat like a hard ball of tone gases. This is how we actually met the lips! It's just Philip Jones. He's fallen over in the toilet trying to put his shoes back on. Maguire sawed it out. So Harry Maguire pulls the door open and outcomes fell. Thank you!

I mean, it's a little adds that I left a little dummy kiss girl on the seat right. Hey Rahim, give Philip your snooze to clean it up with. Baaah says Rahim. Baaah, but this is me evening travelling snooze. It's super lightweight and has over a thousand tiny silver threaded pockets, each with a particle of moon dust inside. It costs £33,000! Vady, the way I see it, the moon dust will be super and absorbent, you know,

like sun-baked onion skins on an artisan table in Nigel Slater's summer house. Give it to the soft lad. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Like a half ass bugger with a final arm of his ass! Eric, that's a good one. Thanks, Eric. Rahim. And do I have an alarm on me? I'm actually sure that doesn't even work as a thing to say. Garith, right. Calm down, children.

I don't know. I don't know. Garith, right, calm down, children. I don't know how to get Garith's weeks. Harry laps. Garith, I think it's time we heard from our magnificent skipper. Team game and all that, but we'd be in the shit. Just party. Is it? Yeah. I can't want to make him like nerdy.

There was just nothing that the South get voice. I think it's time we heard for, I don't want to make him like nerdy. There was just nothing that the South get voice. I think this time we heard from... I don't know. I think it's time we heard from our magnificent skipper. Yeah, a bit like that, yeah. Team game and all that, but we'd be in the ship without him. How he came, boys and girls. Harry gets up.

Harry. When Harry scores, and the lion say, the Lions roar. You could have opened me out there. I forgot what it was. When Harry scores, the Lions roar. Well, first of all, I would like to say that the Tunisia team are a right bunch of boot-smoked fancies. If they spend as much time learning the rules of the sport as they do applying hair products, they might make some progress. Garath laughs, Vardy at the back, racist. Now I just want you to imagine for a moment the mood in the tunisia coach, I bet they are right down in the dumps.

What would you say to them if you were there Debbie? Alright lad, if you're hurting, I bet you are hurting to the night for the sausage slice and a portion of calamari on top. Nobody laughs. Yes, there will be in a right fluffy buffery, their camp will be full of disharmony and complaint. There's a scream from the toilet, Harry. Can someone please check on Philip?

So Maguire pulls the toilet doors off its can someone please check on Philip? So Maguire pulls the toilet doors off its hinges and there inside his Philip flapping about you know like a eel with hands. The toilet is full of a thousands of flies that have been resting and breeding in Rahim's snowed and they've been attracted by his Tommy Kiskull. Yeah. Jordan, flies, Russian football flies, quick! Whoa, before the start shopping and that flat-baked-y flat, this way at the downtown alley! Well, everyone's running about screaming and panicking.

Hurry, quick driver, pull off her to save spot so we can open the door and encourage these flies outside and back into Russia. The driver pulls over and they all leave the bus. In the confusion Jordan goes over to Harry and hands him the Vardy's vodka. Jordan, skip her, look what the hardies were drinking. Shall we tell the man, you know, the Zawa manager? Well the martad dog. the man you know that was our manager well the Marta talk don't say anything

we will wait for the best time to use this incriminating evidence against him how irresponsible and upsetting later they're back in the coach Harry's next to Southgate and Garry says when Harry scores the lion's roar. Harry, sorry, is that Gary? Gary, when Harry scores the lion, Harry. So, Gary says, when Harry scores the lion's roar, Harry says, don't pass the body. Garret squeezing his leg, don't pass the body. Ooh, bit of a conspiracy there, innit?

Definitely. Then from the back, we hear, fuck, Sid, me snowed his covered in it. Definitely. Then from the back we hear, fuck's it, me snowed his covered in Tommy Kiss' Girl juice! I might as well have wiped me ass with it! Philip, yeah, I know, I did, it was really gradely. Everybody laps apart from Raheem, who stares at Debbie and gives him the slit in thro'er. Whoa!

We don't want that in the England squad. Well, this is how it happened. That's how it unfolds. And I'm not referring to the Tommy. So what do you think? Go up, they can patch things up. I can't even think of a film that that's like. I've never heard anything like it in all my life. No scriptwriter ever even could you ever consider going there? You couldn't make it up. You couldn't I don't I feel a bit so for Philip now I'm gonna really About in the toilet. I'll emflies. He's put a kiss curler on the seat. Well, maybe he shouldn't done that Yeah, but it's in motion in it. I'll protect if he's on downfall. I think

Can I just ask you this quick one before you go? Yeah, cut. Are you trying to get out the door now? Yeah, yeah. One of the doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and the who, all got in common. What of the doors? The doors, the group.

What the doors? Oh, yeah. Pink, none of them are nuts. The doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and the who. I think you're gonna say they're all shit. None of them did anything as good as ballroom blitz by the suite. Ah, that's interesting.

Did the suite ever do anything as good as anything what Slade did? That's interesting, one. Up there, up there at the same level I reckon. And you're all got to go. I'll see you next time whenever that might be. And once again, just to encourage people to nick off right for the World Cup Don't miss it. I've got another couple a little bit shall I do them after you've gone out the door? It's not integral at you here

Yeah, okay, go on here. I'm sorry if it's alright. No, you you go and I'll just I'll just do A little bit you're gonna sing a song about wonky bobb aren't you? No, no, I'll just imagine that you were here. It's a nice carrier bag, what's it got right now? It's a look, it's three ply, Andrew, it's three bags. Are you carrying something heavy around? I'm carrying me laptop, and I kind of think to myself if it's in a carrier bag, no one's going to bother stealing it. Yeah, because you're not a Trump.

Yeah, basically. And you take sure it's got a World Cup 801 recu-vic on it yeah in a chess piece but the chess World Cup you won no was it no it wasn't I don't know what it's for yeah but it's caught your eye aren't it that's what I've enjoyed it so I don't like looking in the face you should look at them see you around seeing your Bob there's a little bit of preparation before I can leave Andy. Just putting his jacket on. It's me Ralph Laurence.

See Robert De Niro jacket from the telly. Yep. Can you do the Robert De Niro voice? See you, mate. That's all I got, Andy. It's all I got visually, you know what I mean? That's all we need. More people were saying I looked like a model for Commda,

Commda, Commda home. The Commenas party? No, we're one of the French fashion houses. we need. More people were saying I look like like a model for Comma Comma Comma Home. The Comma Minus Party? No, we're one of the French fashion houses. No, no, I don't think so. No, we're fine. Say yeah, say yeah. Say Bob. Hey Bob, Jurek and Phil Oki and Georgioma Roder are still together in electric dreams. I mean it was 1984 and it was just like a one-off collaboration but I mean it would be nice to think that when one of them had an electric dream, they still dropped the other one online and let them know. What's your reckon with Sen? Letter?

Postcard? Probably an email, isn't it? Because the walls are like really technological fellows. Yeah, thanks for that, Bob. You're the only one who can do it.