Athletico Mince - Ep. 71 - Otter Otter Otter Otter!

Episode Date: December 7, 2018

The British Managers' Lunch Club Christmas meeting, more Warhammer chat from Roy, a message from Harry Kane, plus The Guru and a Beardsley update... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See out for details. Hi Andy, how are you Bob? Have you had a nice journey down? Well I've got a apologise because I'm slightly late. You really love the 17 minutes later. I was doing that make-up. The train driver had his dog with him and he let it have a little go at driving. Oh and he was a bit slow. Well, he cut his first time apparently. Yeah, he can't expect miracles, can he? Dogs can do anything if you put, if you ask them to. Well, they're trainable, aren't they?

Absolutely. But this was his first go, so, you know, let's not cast a get the dog. It's lovely to say, anyway, a bit of Christmassy spirit here in London, I think, if you feel like Christmas is coming. Do you reckon? I reckon, yeah. There's bits of bunting here and there, there you know and Christmas puddings and billboards. I saw someone dressed as an elf when I went past the Costa. Did you? That was nice. Is Elf you fervent Christmas film? No I don't like Elf very much. I've been

seeing it. Yes. Yeah well you liked it enough to say it to the end no didn't you? Didn't say I seen it to the end. I said I've seen a bit of it. Oh I'd like to give you your name. Can I? I've got choice. Yeah, you got a choice Sorry, go on go for it. First one is professor litmus tester. Hmm. Do you like Intelligent man. Yes, no, you like that dog. Yeah That's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little fleshy appendage. What is that? Chibble. Oh, yeah, a chibble on his shin and that changes color when it's exposed to acids and alkalize you know like litmus is right he stands in a book it though when watching Ozy Rules football so he's a bit quirky any ending he sounds a bit

complicated Scrabble's Muk-Pent pot that sounds more like it yeah his favorite Scrabble letters right he's Adam engraved on his teeth his favorite ones yeah and he's got pockets full of emulsion paint. Yeah. Described by the local police as a known nobed. Oh, you can't tell. It's fit in the bill. And finally, Fato Porco.

Mm. Now, I fought out Mark Pilchey because it's a bit like Mark or Polo Explorer, isn't it? Yeah. And I know. Yeah. I know you, I fought out my appeal to you because it's a bit like Marko Polo Explorer, isn't it? Yeah, I know you were, I was, because he discovered the North, West, passage, passage. Yes, Bob.

Anyway, he's a fat lad, right? Who can part, butter, slabs. So, who can part, butter slabs. Yeah, and a bit of, butter there, were you, your bottle top. Yeah, I'm actually, yeah. Put me off. Sorry, I'll put the top down and I'll grasp the bottle with real light for Ross. Yeah, carry on.

So far, to Paul, he's a fat lad who can part butter slabs with a single blast from his down pipe. Right. Well, you reckon. Not him. Not him. No. You mean Ronnie, aren't dogs?

Bit crude. I'm going to stick with Ronnie, aren't gonna stick with running or dogs I think I've got three choices for you as well but I haven't gotten long biographies that I'm doing. Johnny corners yeah 53 hangs around on corners shouting at nowt okay then you've got Essex David he's 49 he's into sci-fi and lying to his mom as the undes idea of his eyebrow was done. No. And then finally you've got sub-ob-mortem. Oh, I like it. 59, mainly you, but even more of himself. Right, more of himself. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I would do the nighthood. I'm going to, I'm not allowed to in Richmond, am I? That's good. So, I'm about to, do I refer back to Hunky-Tunk? Hunky-Tunk, Hunky-Tunk, then. Let's go back the old door.unk, Hockey Tunk, then. Let's go back the old door.

All the straws are doing it. So, a bad word. You know, Rye's here again. Is he? Yeah, he's here. Is he coming in later on? So, keep your eyes open for it. This is a new section that is destined to only occur once.

Everything, yeah. And like this. It's this question, Andrew. Do you know what Whiffle means? Okay, now hold on, I'm gonna give you the possibilities. This can, it's... Which one is it? It's a Whiffle, the sound of a slight wind,

EG through loose lips when you're asleep. Oh! Is it a haircut worn by soldiers in the second world war featuring a rear fringe and a curled fronter's piece? Is it a perforated plastic ball for playing Whiffle Ball? Is it the little mark you sometimes leave at the end of an arch when using a compass. Um, like, anymore? Is that it? It's got us one of them. It's...

There's a chance. And what are we calling this game? Water Whiffle? Water Whiffle. Heads, it's... What only appearance? Yeah, the forecast. Yeah.

I think it's the ball. You think it's the ball. The Whiffle... The Whiffle ball. You think it's sluv ball. The ball or something. Well, you're kind of right because it were a bit of a trick question. It's all of those things.

Is it? What a word, eh? Wow. Apart from, apart from the little mark you leave when you use a compass, that's called a fucker. Do you know what I mean? Because when you do it, and you've got a lovely arch, and then you get that little kick, and you're like, Oh, you fucker!

That's what it's called. That's what it's called. Well, I enjoyed that immensely. Hey, do you live next door to Chris and Karen? No. I live next door to, I shouldn't say. Well, I was taught in a Chris and Karen up the ass there, and they're like, they live next door, yeah?

Okay, and... So, they've said, and... Chris, you've got your orchard in between their house and your house Chris says he flies he's drawn over you garden now and again as a look yeah he says last week you were digging with your top off No, I don't have a top a lot No, maybe maybe it says you dug he says you dug two holes and then you swap the soil between them

Yeah, fill them in yeah Yeah. You soil swap there. I own a soil swap there, yeah. So Chris Rackens, I love to burry mud. So I go collect it, then I burry it, mix it amongst me on mud. Yeah. And then it kind of becomes my mud. Yeah.

And like you own it, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. What else can you get for free, really? Nothing, birds, birds are for free. No one's in charge of the birds, have you noticed that? Lots of you reach up and grab one It's yours. Yeah, your bird lad. Yeah, others. Yeah, I forget the bird reminds me of kez that yeah, they're a little bird and that But that's true though. There's no one in charge of the birds is that I was looking at the new idea and the trees

What boss? No one's in charge of the trees queen anyway This is a great so I'll just go out near Dossie. Yeah, yeah lives next door at a chrysan current Okay, thank you very much. I wasn't aware of that, but of course I have acres and acres of land between me and me and Abe. Chris didn't seem like a liar to me. I don't think, where did you meet him in Azda? Just up the Azda, yeah.

No one lies in Azda. Of course they don't. So, Sunland, I was there last week. So I heard you. And Christmas is a is friendsies continuing. So I heard this little conversation which I thought it might like. She says yeah oh Pamela you're getting a Christmas tree this year like. No I've just made a big pyramid of blue-dream bottles also together with sticky glue that run nick from Nissan

What about you, Pauline? No, I've just got a big inflatable cactus from the laughter shop. I've painted the tip red so it looks like an alien's plonger So that I overheard that you're like I overheard that something tonight and you know that we're playing the song in the Retail, I was like and I thought I'd like to sing you this song. What did you reckon? You learned it when you were there. Oh, yeah, I was. And have you got the music as well?

Yeah, it's really striking. See what you think. A blue drink, a night fight, have a dump under the mistletoe Housewives, in Jeagins, Nicking presents for sports direct Kalansil, in Connoissek, they ate two buckets of KFC And the carols singers start to sing And it feels like they've lifted your eyes bow And your granny is sick into the sink

That's when you know To sun the land There's a dog in the frown Cold differs with jam And it smells like chicken soup What do you think of that? Andro's very festive It'd be a bunch of rotten woods Roy Wood? Yeah From the Wizards Yeah, for no kiss with someone.

No, that's a good song. No, what are you saying that one? Well, some is average. Well, thanks very much. I'll take average. How often do you make contact when you use one of them contactless cards? Do you like touch the raider?

Do you actually let it hover and do legitimate contactless? A ham bit of hover, actually. Oh yeah, yeah, and I'm surprised that I thought you'd be a I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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It's like science and it's an information. Oh, shit, but it's right. It's right, right, right, right, it's coming. Are you ready? Yeah. We'll sail it on this time, all right. All right, I was a bit childish. All right, let's say.

Come in. Hey, Roy. Hey. Off to do, Jill. After all, right, thank you so much for coming in, Roy. No worries, it's a pleasure. So, right, you wouldn't the weak, Andrew, must be pleased. Do you know what? Afternoon. Thank you so much for coming in, Roy. No worries, it's a pleasure. So, right, you wouldn't have the weak engine must be pleased.

One? Well, you would have been, and just tells me, what about me? Not, but I, right, you're a bit burnny too now, too now. Oh, that, no, I'm not bothered about that. I mean, it's all good, whatever. Oh, okay. So, I, I did your you war him again pan out? What?

What? How did the game pan out? You war him again. War him is a little game. War him is an historical warfare simulation. Why are you? The mask of slinish? Oh, Coronet, the pizzy hand of vengeance.

It's fucking biggest belief really does. I'm sorry, right? So how did Andrew spate you? Well, I was playing with an Orca. I made it to the store in Bentech, and all these fucking dwarves. That little smart ass town's ended up with this. He played as a fucking chaos demon. Right, I'm like, do you know what I would have thought?

Like that orcs could destroy demons. No worries. It's a prick. There's a common misconception among Wormhammer novices, let me explain Robert. The Damon's skull brand, previously exiled from Warhammer, is the angry his warhammer bloodthirst wherever, right? Okay, his stats max out at 10. He's going this 5-breath weapon and his arm is going to take an S4 hit.

Fucking lethal, I didn't say any chance. So why did you play as a Damon then? Wars concentrate on destroying Bentechay. In his dwarfs, I've got no answer to the Warhammer Rock Gulbet Iron Club. Of course, I say, but this is Warhammer. Iron Club could inflict D3 level of multiple injuries. In his armor, is it punishable? So, did you beat Bentechay?

Y'all had ever had a fucking chance, did I? Turns into an island, it and being able to single beasts of Nurgle attack. Who's coming? Fucking wreck me. Do you think the attacking power of the Nurgle army could maybe like teach you something when it comes to selecting your palis team?

Oh, no, I don't really. Well, do you think that managing an army can teach you anything about, you know, like managing a football team? No, I don't see any cool stuff whatsoever. You don't seem to get a lot of satisfaction playing Warhammer. I don't want to be Warhammer, if I'm not playing Warhammer, I'm thinking about Warhammer. If I'm not thinking about Warhammer, I'm dreaming about Warhammer. Do you want me to spill it out for you? What? What? What?

Ha! What? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Magic the war I've got come from out of me, but for bed tech I is boring prick. So what are you tactics gonna be for your next game then right? Well I'm gonna play as a beast lord with an army of warhands but don't tell towns it. We're fucking ridspy senses for the lizard king of Azgoth. Well okay I don't really understand but good luck right are you off to games workshop then? Yeah I am.

I need to stock up on some pints. I'll go a busy weekend plan once I get the West Dan match out the way. I was open to be a games workshop in the Wispfield center of scrap food that I could leave the match early and avoid the crowds But no such fucking luck. Okay, well, uh, say you're right. What I'm uh? Woooah, woo! Yeah, what I'm uh! Woooah, woo! There he goes. Thank you, Roy. That's right. Bye. He acts as whaah, am I done he? Woooah, woo. But you want to call me anything at this point.

You've got pigeon-tored creep, little shit, massive shit, shit house, cock end, fat knack at, fat shit, or creep me to add. Fat softshite. Fat softshite. Yeah. Thank you. All got a statement, just come in on me.

Genuinely. Oh, you faxed. Just come in on me. Em emails. It's Harry Kane. Oh Harry Kane just a it's only a little little quick statement. He says Viewers I would just like to make it absolutely clear that myself and Debbie are very upset by the disrespect that we Sean tours by the Arsenal Peking Goon as last week that was shown to us by the Arsenal Peaky Gooners last week. Their new leader, Darren Ramsey, was extremely aggressive and his words and actions were very very upsetting.

Our relationship with the Peaky's is at an all time law. I will be making a full statement on the next Athec comments. In the meantime, he was a message for you Darren. You are very immature and spiteful young boy. And soon you will fail up for Russia's hate. End of statement. End of statement. Oh, Darren Ramsey is for it, isn't he? Yeah. He's a loose cannon, though,

because he's leaving the peak he's going in the summer. He's leaving. He's, I think he has changed the atmosphere there as well. I reckon. You know. Yeah. So, if they they're gonna get aggressive, they've got Eric to contend with. You remember the year? Well, Eric sure, the science side of himself we hadn't seen before, the night.

Exactly, yeah. Shushing the Arsenal fans last week. Maybe the peakies have got under his skin, you know? Been intercepting his male, so he hasn't been getting his, what is it, night life is the game they all play. Night time, night fight, night fight, like life, no idea, have you got anything you want to say at this moment and can I just thank you for the insoles you gave me before we began this episode? Yeah they're just, they're not anti smell one, they're not, they're

not orderators, they're just comfort insoles. It says here for a snug fit, simply trim the size using the printed guideline and insert in your shoe Fabrics side up and more. Now fabrics that blue stuff Andrew. So I need to cut these myself Yeah, you could get an adult cut. Could you cut them for me later on? I could cut them for you You could have asked me me size and then pre cut them. What size are you about seven? It actually did you reckon? Yeah? I'm on it. So these I've got on now. They're in it British man. What are you? I'm a neat store. These I've got on now, they're in it. British man, what are you? I'm a... Six.

Is bought these shoes, six. I'll just bought these shoes, I'll tell you. Fucking slippers, I'm not a shoes. I've got a lot of insults. You've got like six insults in there. I'm a size eight. Oh, we're the same. Who would have thought that?

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So, I was in rules restaurant yesterday, right? And I got really lucky Andrew. Have you new shows on? Not, but I was, it was the day I bought me new shows. What's the day? And I got lucky because it was British Managers lunch club. And you were Christmas dinner. So I got the boob next to them.

You know, it's like boob's at Rose. Is it? You know, like old fashioned. So I could listen in, they're all there. You got a big Sam, Alan Pardew, David Moise, Tony Poulis, Steve McLaren, yeah. Climb it. So Sam starts off, he goes,

Oh, de, oh, de. Well, our accounts for the year ending, sure, and a healthy profit of over nine million quid. So first up, I propose a toast to all the gullible chairman and CEOs who were made this a bumper year. And they all say, money, money, money, money, money, and lick the lunch club badges that they've got on the lapels and so. All right, now as its Christmas I've ordered a whole deep fried otter served with crispy bar now testies and pfff

pfff and very, very cows liver mmm and the old shout otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter and lick the badges So some soul, let's have your end of your statement slides

you first Alan Parchew You're great you're really proud of the hard work other people put in for me. I've extended my ranch style village including Jim, Steam Room and an Alan Pardew theme Brasserie and Time Museum. Also opened my first Alan Pardew theme hair salon and launched my new range of Alan Pardew cufflinks. finished writing my first novel about a handsome Swedish detective called Alan Pardew. Currently in negotiations with a well-known online, online fashion house to stop my new range of a-line slacks called Pardews. I'm very, very insipid about all of this. Sam, like one. Hello, we are.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, they all lick their badges. What about you, David Moils? I know, you know, it's been clear, you're a budget. I've caught my hoosers and flar other and a shell suit factory. Five new kitchens for the wife and a question center just for the lulls. I'm currently writing a book about Constitution and mindfulness. Oh again sounds like one of a year. Where about you, police? Paulus, Tony's Paulus. He's a bit of a lot of, oh, a bit bristol, isn't he? You're both, but like, it moves well. Well, you dove there. Well, you say that and I'd be the first and I last not to He's a bit... He's a bit... I'm just a little... He's a bit... But Bristol, isn't he?

He's well. Why are you... Well, you say that, and I'd be the first and I'd last not to listen if I was just... No, he's a quiet... No, he's a bit sort of... Yeah, everything's all right, Lodz, you know, just... I've got this bow. Well, is it a wish?

Yeah, it is. What's my... Well, you say that. Well, you say that. You're a team's manager. And I'd be the first and the last not to know this isn't pull this do you want to do pull this? I'm not doing pull this. Oh, I could do pull this like this Well, are you will you say that and I'd be the first and the last not to listen if I it was just a case of making these things Go away, you know listen

I've got generating a mop up a load of shite from Western Brahman's stoke give it two months after that We'll be 12 and we'll be twelve, and I'll be out on me arse with a pale that'll make your bollocks rotate. Could be a hell of a year. Sam, steam a clarin, what about your, you lad, what's your plan? Oh, thanks, Sam. Well, oh, oh, he's turning the doorknob in. Well, oh, oh, oh, he's turning the dog in love with it. Well, I've let me sleep, Casper take over the coaching, you know. So I can concentrate on manufacturing me fun and laugh to chocolate bars.

It's not you shiting a chocolate cuddle. Unfortunately, teams doing better under Casper's supervision. But don't worry, I'm going to take it over again in January. And you just watch his drop that shit in the down pipe. Lovely, sounds like a plan, right? One final Christmas surprise for you. I'd like to introduce to you a new member of the BMLC. Recently sacked for a superbly executed destroyer exit and peered off with a bumper sack

of cash. It's Mr. Mark Hughes it incons Mark Hughes and places a sack of cash on the table all money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money a few words Mark so Mark stands up to speak So Mark stands up to speak. And, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, can only report things as they happen, Andrew. I enjoyed it. Well, thank you very much. All right. Being watching. Telly, Andy. Have I been watching Telly? Have you been watching Telly? I've seen some football-y type stuff. I could mention there was a documentary, a tow partner on ITV4 last week called Out of their skin, which was about racism in football, very serious subject, presented by A&Wite.

It was very good, very informative. And where might we watch that? That will be on the ITV player or the hub, whatever it's called. Oh, okay. And the other thing I'm going to recommend is coming up next week, not out yet. It's Netflix, and it's called Sunland Till I Die. Nice. Eight part documentary series about Sunland's season 2017-2018 which was incidentally the worst season in our entire history. Really?

I'm the camera's history. Yeah, the cameras were behind the scenes for all of that and I was at the I was at screening of the first episode of The Night. It's good. Yeah, it sounds like it could be terrific. Do you remember premier passions from 20 year or so ago when Peter Reed was the only thing that's been seen. Yeah, it's pretty much like that again. Yeah, you know, the total of fans has a lot of like local stuff and being the scenes with the squad and the management. Well, that should be excellent. Now a lot of passion knocking about that neck of the world. That, yeah, there's all sorts going on in the sun, land,s with some fighting in the streets. I watched Forged in Fire. Did you, what did you think? Oh, I quite enjoy it. It's got a certain sort of appeal to it. It's catchy, isn't it? It's like, oh, I better, you know, it's the tests at the end of it. Yeah.

Let's face it. It's all about testing the knives. Yeah. But who do thought testing cutlery could be so fascinating? They'll put out on telly those days. And I see that there's a lot of spin off shows as well. It's obviously been a big success. I'm gonna get, I've recommended it before, and I noticed that dead and mommy dearest, the Gypsy Rose story is on Sky Atlantic at the moment. So I presume it's on there.

Is that a film or one of it? That's how I've documented on the case of Gypsy Rose, which I kind of don't want to say too much about it because it'll give away, it's very difficult not to give it away. It's a crime, an extraordinary crime, and it's an interview with the victim. I'm going to watch that. I'll hopefully get some time off of a Christmas

from the things I do, and I'll watch that then. What do you do of a Christmas? Well, nothing over Christmas. Yes, usually, you know, digging. Yeah, you're just fucking sit there eating, I know. Because you're obsessed with celebrations and little tiny chocolate bars, aren't you? Not obsessed.

Yeah, you are. You're one of those old two. You're keen interest. You've got a very, that's nicely put. You've got a keen interest. I've got a keen interest in the fluctuating price of the, which is best quality straighter rosers Quality straight. I think it is better in it. Yeah, but you know what I've we got a tub of the CNBriZone brand

Yeah, and they're like quality straight just as good with cheaper. Oh, but cheaper he says yeah For a quick cheaper. Hey, and did you say that can Bob's big night out? Vic raised in Bob Martin was big night out. What's that, Lucy? Oh, it's terrific. Never heard of it. Two, like, they're sort of middle age for mid four. He's all over good looking lads.

Oh, like my age then. Yeah, yeah. Good looking lads. Yeah. You know, very entertaining singing and dancing. All right, like, like, what? High energy entertainment, I'd have to go. They've got talent, sort of.

But they get on there. I don't think that's good now. No, but... Let's get there on BBC 4. Instead of one of the main channels, no, I've not heard of it. It sounds alright, so I might have a look at it. Have you ever noticed? Yeah, I've never noticed.

Have you? Have you though? I mean, have you? Actually, have you noticed that you never check to see if there's any bog roll before you have a jump? So you end up I'm discrepate it with your brass and oil knowing that it's a festive essential oh Bitter bobb's the best comedy there and oh oh the go-roost just coming at the name say the door moving must have slipped under the door like some kind of gas movies yeah oh go-robo

hello go-ro the go-ro is he? Please adopt the position of physical and emotional equilibrium. Hey, you man, just fuck and relax here! And we said that. How are you, your seven shockwers Robert? Are they all open and flowing freely? I hope so, I think so, yeah. Yes, got all your Christmas shopping done? Oh no, I haven't actually.

Doing anything nice for Christmas? No just family Christmas. How are relations with your neighbours, Chris and Karen? shopping done oh no I haven't actually doing anything nice Christmas no just family Christmas how relations with your neighbors Chris and Karen well I don't I don't speak to them so they're fine it might be nice to have them round the drinks and maybe some nibbles over the festive period no it's a good thought yeah good for your karma yeah how are you water works more but everything flowing freely there is work? I get a little bit stinging, you know?

Oh, that's good to know actually. The constant source of reassurance to me knowing about your... Is that why you're not going to have to come around then? Because the stinging, is that why you're not going to come the round? Well I've never asked him around go though it's it's not something that I've done in the last ten four eight years you know maybe you think about it then well you might have a point go. Yeah open yourself out to the community. It's that's all for now but thank you for opening the window into your cell for my proposal. The guru is now retreating from you Shannys have operated god

Wow like a gas to do it. I managed to tell you what he said. I noticed you were a little bit like as it I don't I hate to use a word. I was on before and I wasn't really paying attention. All right something about chakra Yeah, he's advised me me guru. Yeah, he advised me, me guru. Yeah. He advised me that maybe I should reach out a bit to the community. But Chris and Karen. Well, yeah, Chris and Karen if need, but yeah, I don't know what they call it. Oh, like no. No, no, whether you have a notice but there's like you know a real beauty all around us.

And if you just take the time of looking you know and have a good stare around the night. You know, for example, you know the grass birds, you know, between the pavement and the road. You can often spot like a little solid, solid rebut the cup, you know, sort of trying to make a life for itself, I've gone, you know, I've bright, foiled what? Like, if I'm a chocolate bar, you'll meet me out, I'll meet you lovely that bar,

the child's make them said, as he got a nice chocolate ear hit from his boost bar, something. The pigeon, you know, like sat on a telephone wire chirping over here sort of like my shoes felt, my shoes felt, you know it probably among you imagining it like but it might be hot and you know that pigeon cobbler's might pass by in East's troubles. You just have to know how to look to save these things really. Don't do it.

So, you know the day I was hiding downstairs, Brunko, because the wife had got the like fat on about the new doctor. Apparently, he was very, very rough when he inserted the pipe that drains the leg juices. a'r pwy'r ddweud yn y legdioeddus. Mae'r ddweud yn ymwch yn ymysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysysys I know you're hiding in there you're fucking sneaky bastard. Over on this door I'll fucking land you. From here I'll fucking aid you, fucking province. I've been your dead fucking best. So I'll fuck the old goops. I bet you're up in the door you know, I love, I was just pushing a toe carriage to rope, if it's something that can help you with my darling.

Don't you fucking tear the chabin with me, you fucking dial, I'm waiting for me, doctors day, double deck a scrambled and porchy tower. Alright, look, I'll get on straight away my precious darlings from heaven. What's with the fog fancy talk? You'll see an educated bird behind my back in a little fog and take my creep back. You'll adore me duck love, or whatever I've made with these dozey aircoats you met. Yeah. That's a fucking good point, like...

You don't look like an Albanian fucking cobbler. Now, where's my fucking tower of all the power? And make sure that the porches are very, very fucking lorry. So I did a doctor's day double-decker and she edit on the sofa watching UK bar the first. Pader! Pader! Come and stand by the sofa! Oh God, why, why are mine churly? No, you're not.

Good lad, Pee there. Those portees were shit hot. Totally and thoroughly shit hot. Now listen. And we're back from the dock as I burped a slug up on your sleeve of your puffer jacket, you've better go wash it off before it, poke and the hard one. Okay, thank you for telling me you know, so I went back into the bathroom and watched the sleep of me puff the puffer jacket, you know. And I did saw I stared at the mirror again but I couldn't see the young painter anymore.

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If you want me to cut them in sauce for you. If you could do that I knew you would do that before. That'll be nice if you could do that anyway. Hey before. That'll be nice if you do that anyway. Hey, for you, good. You reckon like all in the commotion is still a perfect skin bob. I mean, it was 1984 and they're all a lot older now, so that you know, their skin's going to be showing signs of aging wrinkles, leathering, few crack veins that aren't immediately noticeable to the neck and eye, you know, sort of thing, the causes of man consternation.

Well, you know, the problem is is I think the actual lyrics were she's got. And what about the commotion themselves? I mean, I can't imagine they're still causing a commotion, which of these days, because they're all older men, they're probably just like, stay in watch the telly like, like me and you. Yeah, well, I can't answer any of these. I hope that the spirits, you think they're still stupid. When we talk about that next time?

See ya, Andrew! Bye! If you've reached out to Chris and Karen a bit more you might know what they were called. Just saying. Let me feel rotten. Hmm. I bet you don't know how to do your nippers. No comment.