Athletico Mince - Ep. 73 - Bob's Ray Gun

Episode Date: January 3, 2019

Buttresses, bikes, Beardsley, visits from Roy and Mick, and Bob's favourite Christmas present... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year to you. Happy New Year to you. You can't sing that's copyrighted. Well, it's happy New Year to you. Happy New Year to you. All right, well, I never did sing it on a different tune. Oh, yeah. I was singing Heart of Glass. It's a new year, Andrew, for the majority of us, isn't it?

I think you can certainly say that. What do you mean everyone but the Chinese? No, I just think the majority for the majority of us, it's a new year. There's probably a different... I've got different gallons and stuff. So are you full of hope or just full of Dipper's and Blue Drinks? Do you get it? Yeah, that's the thing you do, isn't it?

I'm as full of hope as I always am. Which is how much? About 95% hope. 95% hope. 5% fear. Well, over Christmas I had heroes, celebrations, quality straight, and roses, the full hours. Yeah.

Okay. And the surprise the surprise winner my house was heroes right why was that surprise well I'd never think of that the right at the pinnacle of the Christmas Christmas chocolate but you got a 12 chocolatey-clair dairy milk and the celebrations andry can Andrew, can more or less fuck off. More or less. What's that though? Because of the sheer amount of galaxy caramels that put in there.

There's very sweet under the galaxy caramels. Oh, I know, thank you. Bounties can fuck off. Really? I love a Twix, but I don't love a Celebrations Twix. Because it feels like there's a bit too much biscuit to chocolate going on. Yeah, ratios are wrong.

Don't feel right. Ratios are important in cooking, Andrew. Yeah. And enjoy it. Enjoy full-size twigs. What was your best present? No, I haven't got one now. What was your best present?

My best present. Oh, I got a new turn to play me records on. Play your records on. What was your play of that pop stuff? Seven inches inches got we're 10 inches yeah I got I got a picture disc yesterday in the edge concern yeah of born free by Vic Roves really yeah picture disc 499 does he look gorgeous on it beautiful 1991 yeah Yeah. Good looking lad then. My favorite president was me Reagan. I've got you right. You're right. I say you're immune to it, aren't you? Yeah. Fire. Yeah.

Get through the fat. Well, everyone seems to be immune to it. I've been firing at people. One of me calves is it loaded? Yeah, listen. One of my cats puts its ears back so he's partially reacts to it. You can just target him, they give me an end. Mainly target him. Yeah, I would do just his son's panto or go, just genuine question. It's still doing it. G, he's got another three to go to this way again.

How many times have you been to say it? I've only seen it once, I'm going to go and say it again and sat at it for the last time. Yeah. I might sit in the front row and barricam. If you're a proper showbiz dad dad you'd be there every night every afternoon. Yeah well I'm not a mother. Better things to do. Darterspin on. Getting anything nice in your crackers, Andrew. Best thing in the crackers that I got was a little pen.

A tiny little pen. It was like a bookies pen but silver. Silver. Did not silver ink. Silver casing. Silver casing. Yeah. Is that the first time you've ever handled a precious metal? It might have been your first time having had a pen out of a cracker anywhere. That's a little for you. But I got a cheese grater in one of them. What? Yeah.

Full size. No, a tiny, tiny cheese grater. You know, you could get to work on a burby bell with it. You know what I mean? Bosh, fucker. The wife wants to know Andrew, if you've had a baby. He he he. Because well, because there's been rumors.

Well, it's just sheath of felt your tits looked a bit swollen. There's been rumors, but no, I have not, I'm not with child. You've not recently had a baby. No, I don't think I'm pregnant. I've put a bit of weight on over Christmas, but that's just... Andrew, do you want to play a buttress buttress on Wink Hunk Pop? Up to you. Yeah, go on.

It's a one-off, it'll never be. It's a one-off, and I will. Well, what do you think of buttresses? Do you like a buttress? I don't know what a buttress is. A buttress is like a structure that supports a wall. So if you say a long wall, that's a buttress, Andrew. Right.

And my little quiz for you was, do you know what sort of buttress this is? A pilaster buttress. No. No. It's going well. It's a purely decorative buttress that's actually got no, you know, no real use to it. Can you say the point of that put it? Well, a decorative, that's the point in it.

That depends what you need. There's no point in wallpaper, are that lovely tie you're wearing? I put the flashing lights on in it. Now listen up, what about the flying buttress? You better be heard of that. The flying buttress. Is that a brand of guitar?

No, we're talking about buttresses, aren't we? What's a flying buttress? I thought it was like buttress or not a butt guitar? No, we're talking about buttresses, aren't we? What's a flying butrus? I thought it was like butrus, I'm not a butrus. No, it's butrus, butrus, I'm going, I'm going, honk, pop. Flying butrus is a one that is a butrus but it is not attached to the ground. It's attached to the ground

but it's attached via an arch to an upper floor. Right. You had to take the lateral forces from an upper floor. Is there any point in me asking you what a French butchers is? You can ask. What's a French butchers, Andrew? It is a butchers that opens outwards,

into a second area. No, Andrew, it's not. You don't open up butreses. I did better with the marshes and the bogs, didn't I? You did actually, to be honest with you. It's a diagno. This feeling confident based on what I've done with the marshes and the bogs.

Well, what a French butreses is, the weakest part of a wall, yeah, is the corner. Right, so a walled garden, you know, where you might have an adventure, something like that. So, French Buttrus is 45 degrees to the corner of the wall, given it that extra bit of support. I'm joking. Do you want to know what you got? I got the Indian man, Lady Unions, are parked up Johnson. Do you want to know any more about any of them?

Please, yeah. Well, pork chop Johnson. Right. His big claim is a pork chop per day keeps the waffles up there. So that says thing. Right. Lady onions, right, she makes the boys cry. I like her. With a verper's, I can verper's in that.

And she has very dry peel and skin. Again, I like that as well. Flots around a bit, you know, as if maybe, you know, gossily manner. The Indian man. Yeah, let's have that. He's living an Indian style life by the UK seaside. Oh, do you elaborate on what an Indian style life is?

Whatever that means to you. Oh, you can be Ronnie Oatdogs. Can I just be Ronnie Oatdogs for this? Yeah of course you can. And can I be international Anderson? I regretted not taking it last week. Well all right you can but there's two other choices. Gone then. Edward Sigerets. Nice.

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I would like to be international and send it for me. Did you watch much Christmas TV andro? I watched the bros documentary about five times. Have you seen that? Yeah, I enjoyed it very much. Some people said that was quite hard brick and in places. I suppose it was. It's a recommendation though, isn't it? It's a huge recommendation. It's an eye player, like I came across it the other day quite deep into the menu, is there's one called Who Was Driving, I think it's called. Right.

And it's a car crash where two different people say that they were driving the car. Okay. And I didn't work it out. Is it like this black mirror thing? No it's real, it's a thing. I know it's got a completely true crime thing, but you can't help but watch it thinking, oh I reckon it was him, oh I reckon it was him. It's American.

Nope British. Up and somewhere near, sitting somewhere near Birmingham, I think, it's very good. I reckon I got about 40 hours to you, but you ain't at Christmas. Some like that. Probably will have done Christmas.

Did a lot of chairs must, watched a lot of the chairs back to back? Did you? I find myself watching the chairs normally at a boat to in the morning. And I've got a little bit of bows left and I've run out of options. I'll watch it in one episode of the chairs. That's a Toy Story 1, 2 and 3 I watched on the build up. The right order?

Yeah, watch them in the right order on the babe. Irish West Christmas special. Don't know what that is. It's, it's my favourite Christmas channel. It's Irish country music, old Irish music and they do it, they do a Christmas special. Do you know the song? It was only a winter. I love that. It's so devilic. Just another, well, I can recreate Irish West if you're willing to just sing that. So the highlight of this year was woman and a man singing that song. If you'll be the man.

It was only a witness till... Just another witness till... And why should the world take no more water? Of one more that's failed. I say that's, and you enjoy. Is that an eye-player as well? No, the adeptic, oh I don't know how you might have to go online to get that. And of course I watch practical caravan, practical motorhome, as they always do. Any new developments on that, speak of?

Well, at last there was a caravan that didn't have the chest between the two seats at the front and just had a curved like stapleshept seating arrangement and I applauded fully. Okay so I see what that is on the phone. Yeah why not a brish gas again maybe? It says it's from baby bird. Oh yeah and it says that's nice. That's nice. Thank you baby bird. and it says, that's nice. That's nice. Thank you baby bird. Thank you baby bird. I've got some questions from Mikwads.

Oh great. You like to respond to them? Yeah, of course I will. Day or Uncle Bob, can you ride a bike? Yes. If so, did you have your bike specifically built to accommodate your stumpy little legs? And then it says, ask above question again,

re-bike helmet and his silly little peanut-shaped head. Ooh, well, I do have to put the seat pretty low, as you can imagine, you know? And I do find myself more comfortable on a lousy bike like, you know? It's like little bits of... Well, I can shift my, I can shift my perineum forward into the void that you get on a lady's bike

and just pedal that way. You know, if I'm going to the shop, so I'll have the ice rink somewhere like that. Second question, do you have a special nickname emblazoned on the frame of your custom build girls bike? IE Little Twatch or Michael Jackson Jr. or Sex Jockey. No, I've just got flames. Just flames.

And finally, have you got strength to get your front wheel up when you're in the curb from the road or do you have to air, have to get off and lift it up manually or be, have to get off and get your wife to lift it up for you because you can't get it up. But you suggested me wife walks behind me as I ride with my bike. Walks behind you pushes you. Is there for emotional support? I don't know. Yeah.

So my question's the kids? Well, no kids, I have got enough power. You can just get up a little, a little, a little, a little curb. Yeah, fine. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you for the questions. Do you have anything controversial, you'd like to say, by vegan sausage rolls?

Because everyone seems to be doing that at the minute. Well, I don't know if this is controversial. I'll just say this. I'd like to try them. I'd like to try them as well. And I'm glad they exist. Well I think it's the good idea to put different cuisines all over the shop so you get that.

Oh is this? Oh is this? Not saying one repeat. Thanks again, Ben Bird. I've never noticed, I say, of you actually ever noticed, right, right, right, right, right, that when yandling iron pie right, a small amount of sulfuric acid can leak onto your brass and cause it to taint. Have you ever noticed that, have you?

Have I helped you to remember that, have I? Have I dragged up that, Abia? Have I helped you to remember that? Have I, have I dragged up that memory for you? Do you remember level 42, A.D.A? Remember them? They're all dead now, bricked your heart. They're not dead. I'm not, they're not, they're not. I'm sorry, but...

Look, have you ever noticed that the sands... ...until it does. You know them sands, you know them sands, that I'm the doll. You know, when he got choose, which which is women's which is men's? I've been not just they're losing some of the clarity these days. Have you noticed that? So you go in the ladies by mistake and the brass and buffer is using a perfume and oil Have you ever noticed that? Yes

Do you remember pink Floyd? He's all, all dead now at Brickshire Art, don't he? Some of them at Deadden. Oh, I'm going to tell them that. Oh, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. Get them there, though. Is that it? Yeah. Hey, speaking of Pink Floyd, do you think Pink Floyd still

wish you were here? And it was, you know, I'd like to say, 75, when that album came out I think and they've probably changed their opinions about about you since then. Well I'd like to think that it might say them more often than you did then so that that sort of longing isn't there any more do you say much of Pink Floyd days days? Do you know I never really like Pink Floyd? Do you not? Me either. Wow are you happy with with Sundlings, like social media? It's social media, other football.

You know, yeah, football, yeah. They do all right, don't they? They're doing some good, funny stuff. Yeah, I'm a bit, like, I think it's a bit smart-ass. I don't follow Sundlings. Is it worth a follow? I think so.

I don't follow middle, shall I follow middle's bris? Well, and you can follow Sundlands and we'll compare and contrast. Well, middle's bridge is quite just factual. Scores, fixtures, ticket, and a lot of it. I purely see inspired. To. Looking in for. Well, I just, I did just want to say, you know, like, as it's a new year, you may remember, Andrew, that before the season ball had been kicked,

I predicted promotion from the championship for Norwich and Hull. I still stand by those predictions. Go to our predicted middle sprig. Play off some of these. Play off final at Webley. Well, not me lovely. Yeah, well, I've never sat down. Right, and out of one no win.

No, well, I've been to Webley six times with the borough. I've lost every time. It doesn't all know good memories. Time for another memory man. Segment Bob, I think you'd erase double-check credentials if you don't mind. Don't mind in the slightest. Here we go, memory man. Do you remember the more common wise advert for the Atari 2600 in 1982.

Yes. Man-Murimaa! Oh, memory, mind and full effect. Very good, well done. And I'll tweak that one out as well because the Jimmy Neil clip went very well last time out. We've spent spend the chase in the Metro down the tracks. Also what are you going to tweet out? I'll tweet out the moment. Why is that? What do you think I was going to tweet out of you? You're Gwy'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n gweithio'r yw'n in the low. So I'm sat here on the ring road like by the retail park, where I've been shopping for bargains in the area, sales like you know. Just passing time really because I mean all sorts of shit like you with the wife and not really welcome back home Mae'n gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r gwaith yw'r massive system is sure that the barrel of death it does like by its current story. So the cells there pretty good like you know I know I got mainly electrical

stuff from Pithgore brand. I got a Pif-co electric glove of blankets Just, I'm looking me back like I got a pif-co heated portable clothes dryer It only what pif-co dehumidifier a pif-co 1600 watt fadding there A rechargeable handheld garment steamer which is also by Piffcore I think you know that Piffcore is a good compromise like in your between Cost and quality The lads there Piffcore. I was really got there at the ration, just about right, so.

So, well done, Piff Gold. You know, each time I make a purchase, I get a little rush of that in my spot, it's on goes really. Don't get. Anyway I suppose, better tell you about me, couldn't predict me gardener wife like you look. It all started on no near eve when out of the blue. The wife asked me if I was going to make actuallys no years eve party. Well this was very unexpected because I haven't

gone for the last ten years even though I, I would like what I love to like you know. No, I don't think I'll bother Lovar, rather just have a quiet night up in my room, Then bring you your new year's egg board at midnight in the room. I don't be such a foxy miserable and shit man-pater. Get yourself there! I've got back to back, broader control! Yeah, a fucking kid, a watch! And I don't want you screwing about!

I mean, Frun, he's whilst I'm watching! Oh, well, no, I mean, are you sure, Looks like? Yes, I'm fucking sure you're really pretty. Uh, thanks a lot. I'm, oh wow, I'll layout a boiler trail on the arm of your set E for you like you know. I've even got plenty salt and pepper in your slippers. Are you still fucking here? I'm, some whoops of it all right. So, I'm so excited like, A yw'n ddech yn ff***r yn hwnnw i? A ymw'n ddwl, o'r yw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ymw'n ddwl, o'r ym Take your low, V-neck Kashmir, and light blue airlines laks, and my pointy mid-night creeper

danchews, on with my puffer, puffer jacket, and I am a weird internight. See you another, I won't be late. Like I give a fly and fuck in a heist on, fucked off. Well, the party is in full swing and I arrived. Mr Ashley, who incidentally I respect more than any malignor, has tied an alcation that was back late in the off-world for fun and that Alan Shoei is describing everything that just happened, exactly how it did up. And the rubs in green is under the sofa shaking hands with a little Russian rose. Anyway, that's kind of usual.

I found myself a lord in the kitchen hovering around the snack thing, but when I said, it's a chicken wrap that is so plump and bulbous that it could be mistaken for a flat goose. I picked it up and it's as heavy as a chimp's hand. One bite and I am totally besotted like the chicken is I lovely, lovely, lovely lumpy lump as a child farm, the lettuce is as crispy, crunchy, crispy as the angels frozen ring and the wrap is as forgiving as gandhi's car key Robertist. I love a chicken wrap me in a sudden lightness at top on my shoulder. And I took to see a beautiful blunt last in what I can only describe as a sexy outfit.

That wrap looks beautiful, it looks too thickly lumpy. E.I love to match egg and lumpy, same as I like my testicles. Well, Bob, I am totally busy, you know. Wow, would you like a bite, love? I'm afraid this was the last one, you know. E.I, I wouldn't know. You hold it up for a while, and I'll take a good or a lumpy munch. Oh, that's a bumpy chunk, a lumpy trait, isn't it? I like your hairstyle. Who could sit for a while? Right, it's just a billion-block in bike, I like it.

A cobbler by trade, but He's got steady handling after knowing the name. Please put the look here now. It's nice, makes you look like you've got handle a plow, you know, a sea trail light. So it's all for a while and it turns out to point I have to admit that I'm very taking the initially. Suddenly though I am in, it is very long in it and the, are you drifting off the roof? Suddenly though I am in a panic and she declares that she has to leave and return to her liver side of the plant. Her taxi is on the way. I offer to go to Curbside like I only would you believe it Bob?

She puts on a burnt orange puffer puffer with integrated puffer puffer money belt, detachable puffer puffer rain hood and a zip sore or bust, you could tether the puppy to it. Well, we are outweating by the curb like you know for a taxi. When she looks me in the eye and asks if I would like to come back to her apartment you know to see in the new year. My mouth is dry as I blood out. Yet I will lay there very much in your... Then I hear...

You fucking dirty cheating little spooky fucking dial! How fucking dare you! And my wife emerges from behind a... ...thief! Behind a deciduous bush. Oh shit, not what you're thinking, though. Don't fucking tell me what I'm thinking, you fucking creepy bitch. I ought to fucking love you, no having you on the back.

T-Sharned fucking best! Then she ends the lad's last 50 quid, you know, and then the last just walks off lately. Well, what's going on? I don't really understand. I'll fuck and set you up. That tart is a fucking hoody pot for hire, and she chaps you hook line and fuck and limp it. Mae'n ffwrdd yn hwllwch i'r ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd yn ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdd i'r ffwrdddd i'r ffwrdddd i'r ffwrdddd i'r ffwrdddddd But she just kicks them back out with her like a cuffed up long slong under, broken York, you know. She opened her door when I passed once and just flicks from leg juices in me face.

You know I like that silent little hamstring like, you know. So if I am at the retail pack waiting for a bus. It's funny you know, Bob, you don't really know what you've got to it. It's got that you know, you've got your job, the wife like you know. It's nice to win that a stare out of without me churning, I'm still much churning like 10th of the dozen, 30th. I mean I'm sure it's your gong out like you know, I mean I'm not going to mention entrapment for a while yet like. So I hope you had a better start over here Bob. I'll leave you with a few jokes that are

doing me Christmas crackers. That mean the wife pulled before it all went touchy up like you know. What do you get later if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsolitis. What as four wheels and flies? Tynselitis. Whelos, 4 llawer, 5 llawer. Byn lor. Elbea, arall, fel yw'r byddoedd.

Mae arthnod yn yw'r byddoedd. Mae'r byddoedd. Mae'r byddoedd. Mae'r byddoedd. I'll be new yet you and you're made late Yeah Oh, well, that's a bit of a shame. Why me? Well, that was that was heartbreaking in place. Why thinking well Set me up like that. Yeah, no, that that sort of thing was on the honey truck honey truck business

I believe is a multi million dollar industry you kidding me I work as a honey trap now on again. Do you really? Yeah, because you're because you're gorgeous. Exactly Oh a up a right he's right. I just didn't again. Oh, yes, I'm gonna sit in the corner and eat you love me say Come on, he right. Thank you for coming You sit here, you know, yeah, that's fine. That's brilliant. So did you have a good Christmas, Roy? You had a couple of good winds over the elders. No, I'm glad you spotted that, Robert.

It was a comprehensive, warrior, and victory over India's terms end. You thought you could just throw a load of rocks at me? Oh, just assembled a dwarf on me, finished him off of a garage bearer. Quickly worked as small as his fucking face. In those Patrick Van Arnolt, he got himself two of that with a war-women starter kit, using a gift tote when he got off his name for Christmas. But you know what, he spunked a lot on wood elves, and when he viscerated him, we allowed him Northska berserkers in about 20 minutes, and to add in something interesting, top

ball rat, with a plane service, he just laid some chipboard down on top of his 6x3 foot snoot table. Smaller than regulation, 6x4 foot wall, and my dimensions, 4 and nr weeks wages for that. Yeah, I actually, well, I wouldn't refer into what I'm at. No, what I'm at? You know what I'm at? Yeah, I was referring to your winds at Man City and at Wolves. Oh, I forgot about him.

The Wolves match was just last night, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, but we had a really intense, well, I'm a session on the coach back afterwards. I was on beating informatches all the way down here in Forty. You really love what I'm a don't you? Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Warhammer. Alright, right, so transfer all transfer a window, right? So, open again, have you got any big deals coming up in the oven? Well, I don't really have any fill yet, but the loads I've got, there's plenty of healthy competition there.

What like for places in the team, you mean? No, you freak. So, we've got to pick my woods again to the sacred world of Warhammer. Although, we've got my army on a young Swiss lead, the crew's posting photos of his armies on Snapchat. That kind of indiscretion should render him very beatable indeed. Should I choose to bring him in? Oh yeah, what position does he play? What do you mean? You want to put it on the pitch? What position is he? Well, he's not a footballer, he's just some kid of followin' Snapchat.

Oh right, I'll got you. Look, I can't just sit here or they talk to the lugs of you. Christian Ben Tech has challenged me make no game later on, but he doesn't know that I've got my hands on a knurl. They've got a disease, pestilence and a rot. Oh nice. It's got a six-centimeter rounded baseball. It's taking me two months to paint the country. Well, I'll beat you back out of the...

What a wooly! What am I? Woooow! See you right then. Oh hang on, there's Mick McCarthy as well, should we get him in? Oh Mick, what's on? I'll fight you Mick, alright Mick. Oh, I had your pair of bustards! Mick, how can we help you with that?

I've come to laugh at tipswitch. What a pack of useless bustards! Yeah, they're not doing very very well since you left out. Do you know what I thought is? Not really, no. Because of a book it abastards, that couldn't spot a non-bastard, if he was standing in a bastard bedroom, with I'm not abastard on his forehead, bastards.

Well, you the other manager now, mix it on 12 on it, switch. Don't tell me what's at 12 on your bastard! Who do you think you are, the French prince of bastards? Oh, sorry. Do you have a nice Christmas, Mick? No! What's up, why not? Because Christmas is a bastard! Designed for bastards who have not had better to bust a dough

than sit on the basting house as brewing tards! Did you see much of your family, Mick? No! Cos no, there's a bastard who can't be bothered to get in the bastard clown cars and make a bastard effort. Bastards are a lot of them. Have you ever thought, Mike, you know, it might be you who's the bastard? Yes, I have. If you haven't what did you reckon?

I am. I'm a bastard. Biggest bastard on a bastard block if you ask me, you're bastard! Well, thanks for popping in, Mick! No, bastard! Problem! You obvious bastards! I'm a bastard of a new year! And so you're... See, say, Mick?

Well, it was a fine Mick. He had a bit of a spring of his step in me. And, you know, you're a new Mick. I think you reckon he's gone somewhere, we're right. It's over there. We'll go. We'll have to go off to a lunch somewhere. Well, thanks for having us, Andrew.

Yeah, that's about enough, I think, for now. We'll be back sometime in the time. Yeah. Yeah. Go, it worked. I got him.