Athletico Mince - Ep. 77 - Doctor YouNeedSomeSeeds

Episode Date: March 8, 2019

We meet the Slaughter restaurant chef, Bob goes to Majorca, there’s updates from Roy and Peter and an old friend returns… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So shall we start today and do a lovely little laugh? No, you're something false, I went like... What you mean? You're not so... We're in London, yeah. You miserable... I'm late, I'm sorry, what you mean? You know that sort of thing. We're in London. We're in London, yeah. You're miserable. I'm late. I'm sorry, I'm late.

I got boxed in in a group of people with trolley so cases and I couldn't get out of it for 10 minutes. Well, I thought it was this, that the King's Cross. Yeah, there was just, there was going really slowly and there was about nine of them. And I was on the inside, couldn't get out. Wow, it was an incredible story, Andrew, a tale of entrapment. It's a bit like that film, you know where he gets his anchor

in the rock, in the rock. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what you got. A 80's and, 80's. 80's, yeah. Yeah, good for you. I'm thinking of giving you a choice of names, Andrew. And the first choice is Malcolm Xma. He's a flaky fat lad.

Right, orderless. And repute it to be a night crawler. Interesting character, and Andrew. Frozen cons to that. Well, don't make your decision yet because there's, and this is a funny name of our Got A, Andrew. Bob Dubilder. Oh, damn it. He's Dutch, you see. Yeah. there's and this is a funny name I've got a random Bob do builder is Dutch you say yeah he's a Dutch really far right activist yeah but he can turn his hand to screed in concrete right if he

hasn't got a march on yeah our protest yeah yeah that's Bob's building not feeling that one so much well I hope not in a way because this is the one I want to use. So like you caught of course you can be running out of that. You should have said that. Kenny Swaddles. There's all right. But listen up. He owns a hairdress in Salon called British hairlines. Oh it hasn't landed as a British hairline. Yeah I get it But all right, yeah, give me that look then I'll just stick with them running out dogs run dogs yeah, for you. Thank you Doctor, you need some seeds doctor. I need some seeds. No doctor. You need some seeds That's his name is JP and it doesn't matter what element you go to in with a prescribed some seeds from every special draw.

Well, it's nearly, I will listen to the other one. The beauty of it is you don't have to go to the chemist just give you the seeds straight away. And we know enough from the specialist. Might not kill you, but you know, it's a doctor, so I'm kind of bringing you stuff. And the other one is the Northern Powerhouse, 46, slightly burly, but attractive with a great personality, a generous and sensitive

lover, and underrated among his peers. I couldn't care, he sounds a bit creepy. So can I be Doctor, you need some seeds? Doctor, you need some seeds. Yeah. I went to the doctors the other day for the segway. The serious L.M. Yeah, I did though. And I explained to me a lot to that. And you know, I'm wanting like, quite heavy drugs.

You know, like we always believe with a pill. Big painkillers. Yeah. Just sorry to numb at all. Told me that what I need to do is practice mindfulness. Christ. Did he mean it? Well, I presume he meant it,

but I know next to nothing of mindfulness, but I imagine it's something you learn or a tour of a period of hours on a new chupin, not in a five minute doctor, a poem in our name. No, you know, move. Did he recommend you to get it? Yeah.

The don't give you out these days, I went last year with a six-weight cough. And he just said, I just walked off. Really? You all right? Yeah. Just give it another four months. Do you know, maybe there's a future in this doctor,

I just need some seeds. See, you need some. You need some seeds. You're going to come up with summer. Well, seeds. Right, so I've got a quiz for you, Andrew. I hope you would. It's never to be repeated, but will you be defeated,

yeah? It's called, you haven't got me honking, hon, have you? I don't know. The story behind that. You've lost it. It's broken. You've broken my home. What someone's broken it? One of your children, isn't it? Does it have any sentimental value? It's been with me for probably 14, 15 years. Call them each other down. I find that heart to believe given the quality of it. Oh it is, yeah it's poor quality. I've sourced a replacement and that's all right. All right, I'll be nice to hear a different tone. Tom Bra. Oh, rustle rustle rustle rustle. That's the original if you want to give it a try.

Right. Is it really broken? Yeah. This is terrible and there's a replacement. Oh, the thing seems to be exactly the same. Right, so it's called step ladder. Russell Russell. Give it a try. So it's called step ladder. Hey, pop, Boeing, sledgehammer, step ladder, oink, Boeing, lawnmower, clap, clap, clap. I'm going to play all prices then I'm going to quote the cheapest that I could find a very famous DIY store. Okay, thank you. I'm not saying why? Because I don't want to because some of them are quite remarkable prices it's not a bad way the genuine no attempt to catch you out I've chose for items right looked at the price yeah I want you to you know I'd go from cheapest to most expensive the items are Andrew a 16 pound sledgehammer mm-hmm an electric rotary lawn whenower. When you say 16 pounds? 16 pounds weight, like...

Right, not a trick question. No, an electric rotary lawn mower, obviously, they're cheapest, electric lawn mower. A five-tred aluminium stepladder, or a wheelie bin. Was the first one again? The first one was a 16 pound sledgehammer. So we're going most expensive would be the lawn mower. Okay. Then we're looking at... Then we're looking at, I think, the...

Wealy bin. Okay. Then the step ladder. Okay. No, then the hammer. Then the step ladder. Okay. So lawn m hammer then the step ladder. Okay, so lawnmower been Hammer ladder, okay

Whoa, Andy you done bad. Oh, you're done bad real bad real bad. Cheaper 16 pounds sledgehammer at 28 pound Second cheap and which has a been electric rotary lawn mower. What? Yeah! 39 pound 99 honk honk honk next the wheelie bin at 40 pound 99 pence and the most expensive the five tread aluminium step ladder at 48 pounds. So you have just played Andrew, step ladder, oink, boring, sledge hammer, what Lord Moor, clap, clap, clap, p-dots, hope you enjoyed it. Was that ladder the cheapest one that was on offer? It was the chip. I looked at the page and I thought, I looked, what is a step ladder? Because you can get one that I've chickened with you. No, I thought that looks about like a step ladder, five steps. And that I've shaken with you. No, I thought that looks about like a step ladder and five steps.

And that was... Are you tempted to buy one now, Dad? No, I'm seeing you can get one for a tenant. Can you, F? Of course you can. 15. What, one that you put your bulk on, I doubt it. Not, not me, personally.

No, one of the kids probably. Are you directing, Doctor and the medics are still going on up to the spirit and the sky? Bob, are you there? Yeah. Do you there? Yeah. Do you reckon? If I say yes, will it stop? I mean, it was 1986, wasn't that long time ago.

Some of them might be dead now and might have literally gone to the spirit in the sky. I don't know. I could look it up if you like. I don't mind either way, Andrew. I might just shout some of the things that used to be popular. Like, oh, yeah. The 1990.

Well, you do that one. Oh, I went to see Fulzenose. The 1990! From the 1990s! So Fulzenose, the music, the art was superb. And they just say that because you met, I wait, the best thing I've seen in my life, really?

You know, I know you don't know me. I've been able to keep Canaveral in St.ospice launch. I've seen a lot in my best live event. Well, that's what I mean. Have you never been able to keep an eye on the same spurs? No. That's live. I think only for us, this is better.

I'd go again tonight, well, inley. Would you? Yeah, it's absolutely fine. But it reminds me, let's have a little boy see. Moline. So I'm all full of that mongi too and custy and that, you know, the plum color. Catch fears, isn't that good?

Yeah, but everyone doing it in the straight afterwards they all go around. Oh, wow, super Which I did fuck was it like right? Was it like the music goes where they go along and sing along with people joining them with the catchphrase and that? Or at the end when the singing the you know the theme tune song everyone's up. It's like oh wow Why show I like stuff like that things that make people happy very very happy got some wives questions are I want to speak old on there's right. Oh, it's right. There's right gunning and let him in all right, okay We'll be coming right. Hello, right cut right come in sit yourself down. No, what's it? Yeah, nice to see you again

Oh, okay, right well thanks for dropping in yeah, the pleasure's all mood Nice to see you again you can't lovely right well thanks for dropping in yeah Pleasure's all mine Saw I think seem to be going well only one defeat in the last eight I think you find it's one defeat in the last 22 actually Ah, yeah, you're not actually talking about football are you talking about? Whoever Warhammer Warhammer

Warhammer Rod hammer Yes, anyway what did you think in the last 22? Wooo! Boar dammer. Boar dammer. Boar dammer. Yes. Anyway, what did you think in the last 22? In that was at the end of an all-nighter. When I was playing three matches at Woods on the webcam. My opponent in Helsinki, he pulled out a massive gang of tyrannics, completely fucked my psychic powers with their shadow in the warp trite.

Little twat. Oh, okay, I'm sorry to tell you that, right? Look, but it's our football podcast this, so could we talk about your plans like for this You know running up to end a season no no because football is a standard in Baltimore today It's easy the money's good it puts food in my belly and more importantly it puts more over figures and more 6.4 full plate surface So you won't talk football then no just war them War surface so you won't talk for violent no just war them war them war them all right fan of so what are you up coming war I'm asking I'm sure as you imagine I'm very excited about the launch of the

new Chaos Space Marines in 40k version of war ever right dropped on Wednesday dropped drops dropped that's what we say all right dropped okay all right the first big batch of Chaos Marines dropped the blake last year, but this fresh batch includes their leader, get this ever-drawn and dispoiler. Wow, is he a good figure to have, like? Oh, he's alright, so he can't, he's got a free, interchangeable edge. I'm giving the palace-leds free days off next week, so I can stay on and paint him up. Right, yeah, you worry some of the palace players might like acquiring for one of their

armies. Nah, I've implemented a new club rule. They're all bent from the war ever-missage boats and I'll get to see all their written in history. They'll have to sign for another club if they want to come at me with Amiddon. Oh, I wish you a best of luck without. It's good enough for good to do, not you, Nubbed. No, I ain't no need for that, right? Well, it's every night. Well, I'm off now because I find you to be a very trivial self-men.

Alright, okay. But before I go, can you lend me 100 pounds? No, I can't. I haven't got that kind of cash on me. No, just as I thought. Your little friend over there certainly doesn't look like he could have either. Sorry, Roy. Good boy. Alright, see you, Roy.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, well thanks for popping it. War, Emma. War, Emma. War, Emma. War, Emma! He loves his war, Emma, don't he? Obsessed. He's obsessed, didn't he? Thanks for popping it war I'm a Loves his war I'm a dummy obsessed he's obsessed in he I never think it's interesting because I will disroys in his 80s 71

Yeah, he's the oldest premier league manager ever because you're only used to see that obsession when people between about seven and eleven year old So maybe you get a fresh flush. Yeah, it might be, oh, it might be somebody else something worse. I've never seen them that alive since he was a fuller probably. Yeah, you know, for it, when he went to Dr, I only dispense, he's so... Dr, you need some seats. I've got some wives' questions. Oh, well, if you must. When you waddle, hello, Andrew. Hello, Bob. When you waddle into town to buy some cheap beer. Yeah. Do you carry a skateboard on your arm? So you look like a Banksy style, Freedom, Urban Freedom fire. Yes.

You don't. So, well done you. And I have me baseball cap on backwards and I throw chips with my hands. I see. And all that. Andrew, when you waddle to the cinema to watch one of your cartoon films, do you wear

jaggins and a bomber jacket so your ass looks cute? What are we above me? I always look cute. Oh, looks cute. That's me answer. Andrew, when you waddle to the tip, do you write Bang and Olfson on all your cardboard boxes so the staff think you're a bug shlatt. Senheiser. Oh!

Reach for the sk- you know reach for the stars. Hey we've heard we've just had a new piece of input content from the Secret Soccer Stoopstar. Oh nice one. Do you remember him? Long time not, yeah. Anonymous former footballer with lifting the lid on the game and all the secrets and that. So let's have a listen and see what he's got to say for himself shall we? Lovely. But at the start of my career when I was in a print, it's in the late 1980s. One of the first team players took me to one side and offered me a five or a week to do some extra work for him. I had to follow him about and take ten or twelve four-hours of a mace week while he was doing

stuff. Stuff like walkin' his dog, washin' his car, hooray even washin' his dog. After I got the four-hours developed at Bo boots, I had to go and knock on every door within a two mile radius of the club's ground and ask the people in the houses if they were interested in looking at the pictures some of them were, some weren't, some were in bother either way. It felt strange and quite time-consuming back then. We're looking back now. I can say that it pretty much invented Instagram. Different times, I suppose. There we are then. Any clues or any thoughts about who we might be? Well, I'm beginning to think he's a coach rather than now. Yeah. Is it with your will into it? You don't know. I don't even know. These things

come in on me. I see I thought Tony, you're born until I heard that one. No, it's not Tony , you're born. Tony, why? I tell you what I've done. I've, did you, have you tried behind the curve, Andrew, about the flav, Got it down here on my list of to watch programs? Did we talk about it before? I don't know. I don't think we did. Well, if you haven't seen it, we can leave it. Have you seen it?

Yeah. It's a lot of watching. Well, I lasted 30 minutes, but it was worth it for 30 minutes. Oh, you're lasted 30 minutes. But I think you've got all your need after that. Right. You know, it's very presumptuous of you. So, Andrew, I saw you, I'll follow you on Twitter.

Yeah. And I saw a little bit of an ointment from you on the new partridge show. No, not really. No, you like the new partridge show. I like the partridge show, yeah. Ah, right, yo. Well, fun of the partridge show. It's good to you, let the partridge show. I haven't seen this new one, so I was in Gen, I thought you weren't liked, so I was genuinely interested. No, no, I don't like it. I'm good. I've said anything bad about it. So it's good, is it? I think so, yes. Is it, do you want, I feel as though to Lactis, so I was genuinely interested. No, I don't like it. I've good said anything bad about it. So it's good, is it? I think so, yes. Do you want...

I feel as though to building and building there was something quite spectacular. All right, maybe I'll watch them all as a run. That'll be good. I see if you've got the time. So I was a treat to do that, innit? Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, I had a winter break last week. Was that me? You know, like, you know, some... Well, you went off somewhere. Yeah, I went off somewhere for some... He bastard. For some... I went to Mallorca, what do you think of that?

To do that, lad. What do you think of that? I've got a very similar plan. But it's a plan that'll not come off. Yeah? Because I just got too much going on. I'll get you. But, you know, we've got like two weeks

and then it's Brexit, then it's gonna be impossible to leave the country, isn't it? Oh, I don't know. Probably. You'll get out somewhere. I'll let you. But, you know, what I've got like two weeks and then it's Brexit then it's gonna be impossible to leave the country in it. Oh, I don't know. Probably. You'll get out some other let you out. I'm totally out of take. I went at my yorka, it was nice. You were doing the TV show.

Oh. But I don't know what you think this will be like. It's you go back abroad, they'll take you back abroad to a place where you went abroad. Right. When you were teenager. Okay.

And you try and have the same older. Right. I think we're all right. That was made and I'd probably go to a record shop near the Acropolis. Is that your teenage memory? It's one of them, yeah. Amazing things you remember, isn't it? So it was about 20 degrees.

Right. I'm going to make your jealous. I'm going to tell you a word. There's a lot of them. I got there two days before filming, right? So I could maybe get a couple of hours. So you give a client a tie. Well, just have a, you know, relax. So I'm a posh, posh-ish hotel, right? And I asked if there was like a beach nearby that'll be a bit secluded. You know that beachy dream of kind of thing. Yeah. And he said he knew

about it. Yeah. And here's the thing, Andrew, get this, because it was a poshish hotel. He asks me if, because I'm asked where the beach is, it says does he want the hotel to prepare me a picnic cold box picnic. Oh nice. That's a nice touch that. So there's two things I hope have upset you. A secluded beach. And a picnic. And then you got there and it was the same beach from when you were, and you dug up the hammer you buried when you were there. No, I wish. 50 years ago. Get this Andy, guess what he says to me.

What? There was different prices, that shows the worst expensive ones. He is what I was saying. You get a fucking fully prepared lobster. So what did I do? I said yes, yes, thank you, Gaston. I know all that business. So it got me a taxi, it took me down the beach about four miles away and I promise

on it was totally empty though, one old lady sat under some rocks, you know, like a Spanish old lady sat there, mending nets or something, that's it. And you're sat there in your army surplus shorts and you slipers, I wasn't in the lobster, I was in like and you slipers. I wasn't a lobster. I wasn't like you know those I'm not a tanker chef on your head So I opened my big ball pattern and getting bumped. I Open up the Gold box be yes

Two bottles of beer bread and like a pot of prawn mush. Oh, you know how I call that salad But Andy, this is what you'll enjoy no fucking lobster oh what yeah does he want to check it before he went no fucking in it and I was really pissed off because that's quite right that on me mind you know like fat blur clap me on a beach with a lobster that's the stuff of dreams yeah Yeah, but it's a shell everywhere. So, I never mind. Then it got, so I was just sat there and I couldn't relax anymore. I'd had it on my mind.

Then I hear like a molehead coming, right? The bloke, right. Oh, God, it's a thing. Bloke, right? And it is waving at me. Well, no, but listen up. It's the concierge fella. Oh, come, come after you. Get this.

Right. All of you and Puffy, right? And he's brought me, me lobster, right? I said, oh mate, you're never gonna know how much, how grateful I am for you doing that. He said, fuck off with it. Thank you. You can take off your nickers. So, I mean, I didn't say you South African. They did mention South African.

I would have remembered. Well, what can I do? Andy, because like, he's in charge of a mole-ped. So he's in charge of a mole-ped. So he's obviously a tough nut, anything. So I take off my trunks, you know? And I said, look, what do you want?

He says, I want you to feed this lobster into your anus. Bend over and keep stamp. So I do, I bend over. And he says, I want you to feed this lobster into your anus, bend over and keep stand. So I do, I bend over and he says, hey, a loob at with this prawn batter, but on not a monster. And that is a nice gentle touch of it, yeah. So I do that and I can feel the, you know, those little poles that come off lobster's faces, I know where they are, I can feel them gently tapping against me. I asked him, I thought I'd think they'd call it that.

So he says, here we go, make fucking lobster party on the beach, I'm starting to feed it in. Then I hear like just a soft thud in the sand, and I turn around and I see the old lady stood above him with big rock in her hand. Foo, I say. Oh, gracious, gracious. Chris Kerr, Habria, Pesto Esa Langosta on mi anno.

Which means do you think he would have put that lobster into my anus? And she said, Ciceno putras panadillas tenes cuano anosos which roughly translate, no, sorry she said Ciceno putras panadillas tenes que amaralos which roughly translate it means, yes, fucking gang bangers you got a lovin! So I think that you know it's all that matters to me is for any period of time. Did you think that wasn't a South African story? Quite a big problem. Yes! Until the more better... Until the more better ride!

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Right, you know what I've just got back from New York or I know. You've been busy already? Yeah, so I've always wanted to go to their Sunday, it's a legendary, their Sunday meat worshiping event, yeah. The original idea apparently was that you came straight from church, then got stuck into some carcasses. But like to be honest the church has receded, the Sunday meat worships gone through skyrocket. Anyway, sit down, Adrian is in his usual seat chatting to the waiter. So this is kind of how it went, as I remember. I was said meat-taste, even more delicious and mucky on a Sunday.

Yes, sir. I know where better to enjoy than here at the stadium of Fuck. Oh, exactly. So come on, don't fuck about what's on offer. Strobbing lard causes selection a strife from the dreadful mind of a wuggest chef, Ron Krax. Ron Krax, Ron Kra, the Ron Krax, the inventor of the 12-inch lamin pelican meatball. The very fork and s'm, oh fork, fork, fork. What has he prepared for our meat-stab stomachs? No hold on tight, sir, because this is going to prepared for our meat staff, stomachs? No hold on tight sir, cause this is gonna send you to that fucker'sy, I'm in back, by in a meat-powered jetpack.

It's a wool shoulder of pork marinated in otter piss, then slow roasted in the stomach lining of a circuited horse. Fuck you. No you fuck off. You beautiful merciless sculptor of meat. Don't it come with any side meats? Yes, I'd fake in dares. Thin sliced goods and girls,

pan-finished mouse hands, an acrylic cyst from a miniature pig. I need here no more. And at that point, Andy, Ron Craigs, the celebrity meat chef, will arrive at the table. Oh, yeah. May I introduce you to Ron Fukin Craigs? Oh, oh, sort of pleasure to meet you, Ron. You meaty hero. There you go. Pleasure to make your way to the new fat fork.

Do what's it like playing dance, is it then fucking exciting? No, no, not really. Me mind's always on the next panor meet. Here's just a temporary distraction. No, no, no, no, I get you in your big fucking red. You're taking a piss. No, no, no, I was just there. I think you're joking you fucking piss you fuck bucket. Run I am so very sorry on behalf of Adrian he's a good lad and meant nothing by his fancy

fucking freezology. Are you sure you're for you and the fucking piss-tick now? Don't get mad, you'll marry Ron, I'll pull you fucking face to pieces and feed it to me, don't you? No, thought very fucking sudden. So your fucking should be? And Ron left right? Oh, that's why you should never meet your heroes, I suppose. Oh, yeah, especially your meet me once. I met Byrne and Martha use once. He was a right clad.

Will it be us, sir? Oh fuck, have you got some nibble, sorry, for Patrick me saying Bern had? Would a very, very tough piece of shapes ligabled to the trick, your fucker? I'll be perfect. Now get a fart on, will you? Me back crack is sweating up on I'm only wearing one nappy.

I'm very much fucking well sir. I enjoy doing that. Very much so, yes. So, Ron Kruggs is a guest chef. Yeah, he's an excitable fella. Yeah. But edgy. He's a bit, he's a bit, what's a little Joe pesky, you know.

A little bit, yeah. Not vibe about him. I've got, I've got some business plans I've been putting together. I was hoping you would invest in them. Okay, I've run it past for a while. First up is what's called the map cape. Now, if you're on a trip somewhere, this cape could be your navigational savior, you can download maps directly onto it.

Yes. And it covers up to 95% of the known world. I'm in talks with Waterfall and Hitachi about that side of things. It's got a lovely glossy feel to it at the Cape. Right. It's 85% animal fat, so it might, you know, not good for vegans or some other allergies. Yeah, I understand.

And if you've got a car passenger who's wearing it and wants to check them up, so you might have to wear it like a big bib for convenience. I understand. Yeah, I don't like it. But hang on, if you get caught speeding, it'll take your points for you. You were kidding me on. What's the reckon? I don't believe in the, yeah, and then that low pole.

Is that your only business idea? That's you've come here today to this doubt salad. You've got to invest in it. No, I'm not prepared to invest in it. How about the universal charging cap? Charge all your mobile devices, you just keep them in the hood. You don't go in the hood and you charge them. They're already available. They're already available. Caps and capes. Well, maybe not capes, but you could just cut the hood off and then, right, couldn't you? You got a cape. I mean, yeah. That's a no.

That's a no. I'm not investing. No, that's just a cape. That's just a... I'm not. It's like Batman's cape, but if you look and say the hood is a little notebook and you can log any bats you see when you're open about at night, it's just for if you're a night creeper. Well, I am a lot creepier. Anything? I'm sorry, I will not be investing. Boksyk.. Sorry fair enough. Would you join me? What do you think about this?

I know it's a business idea, it could be. It's Morrissey karaoke. And Morrissey karaoke, you know. It depends on what there, what is it? What is it? You come along, you pay entrance fee. You go to a quid or whatever. You sing Morrissey songs?

Or do you sing as Morrissey? Don't you know the songs? That's up to you. No, it's all Morrissey songs. Smith's sing more or say songs or do you sing as more or say, don't know the songs? That's up to you. No, you're all more or say songs, Smith songs, more or say songs. Right. And you take your selection. I suppose some people will come dressed up a bit like him. Some might not.

Should. Five or? Three, fifty. Three, fifty sounds. Nice compromise, Andrew. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it. You're out.

I could do one Smith song in a karaoke then I'd be bored. Well, that's all we need from you. You know what I mean? I'm not playing three fifty one's in one song. And you self-centered fucker. It's not people coming to see, let's hear you sing. I'll just stop me garage and sing there. I want to sing a lot of morosey songs. I'd love it your garage and start singing shoplifters of the world you need. Can I I do a beat of beads? You know, I do not want me to. I think given the week that he's actually probably should yet. Yep.

Oh, I'm mum. Well, I finally got the book from the tool mate, you know, so I guess I'll be spending lots more time with lovely wifey and foreseeable future, you know. Things are actually a bit better between us, you know, she came down from a room near the air to watch police interceptors and she let me sit in the room with her. Well, you know, I literally didn't ask me to leave as it were, you know, I did offer, like, what I tend to do, you know, I can't do it,

I'll win around late, you know, is I get up before her and I check a couple of poachies on the way to the big tent to her bedroom for breakfast. She likes having a mug of bobbler with them these days. She calls it a beef smoothie. It's very fucking beefy, just like my fucking night clouds. She always says she's knowing this, she's good, good line she's got this. So once she's finished and I've collected her plate and Morgan out and took them downstairs to the kitchen and washed them up and dried them and put them back in the cupboard and nipped out to the morning. I tell the wife like, you know, I'm going out networking, you know, I've saved her, any jobs going out like that.

Well, last time I did this was actually true because I the range to meet with Lopson Gleens I'm often green for a catch-up and a chat-a-chat-a-chin wagula. We arranged to meet at the rap factory. It's a new place that was having it's opening that day, you know, or I tell you about the pretty sensation, you know. The chicken in the chicken raps is so lumpy. It's like taking a crunchy munch out of the devil's car's wheel. Really lumpy lumpy, you know I like a bag of donuts. Well, no sound at all, I take and you say

that in bounds, drops and green, and he's singing. Oh, Rafa Bunny, yes. Oh, Rafa Bunny, yes. He sees me like, I sit down with him. Oh, I paint that. Sorry about you getting a highlight from the tomb. Was it Mr. Bunny? Yes, the Tordia, you were old-lake. No, you've got letters from some block in the club shop.

Like, you know, nice letter, though, saying, I was a good lad in that lake. Did I mention Rafa? No, not really. So, Robson, do you know any lake job at the church opportunity's gone, you know, a pub look with my profile like? Well, as you know, Albanian Barbour's Auckland and Biker, with that haircut you'd fit in a treat like! No, I was thinking, more something in the media, you know, like, presenting a show on the web or a TV or something like that, you know I like presenting a show on the web or TV or something like that they have any particular experience or knowledge in that organ field?

well my main interests are absolutely echo-cally, particularly poor cheese, puffer, puffer jackets and you know staring at stuff with my very keen eye. Wow, did you use to stare at rougher? What's your skin like? Is it nice and smooth? Or is it a bit dry and itchy? And I like it when you've got a combination skin. You know, it's pretty greasy on the cheeks but like a bit dry on the forehead and the

neck, you know. I'd put anything of a feel on Raffa's pelt. I would you think, you know, there's never been like a cookler in Shiro, but I thought more than like, and I wondered if your production company would like to do one with me. I've actually got an innerm for it. Oh, what is it like? The peat of Beatsley Cookley's shoe. Well, suddenly by the bit of a commotion behind the full counter, would you believe it there is Mr Raffa Benetis?

He ate a beforter graft tape in a magpie wrap for the grandeur opening of the wrap factory. Well, Robson goes full on bananas like in her huskies towards Raffa. Mr. Brunelles, Mr. Brunelles! Well, just before he gets to him, one of Raffa's mind is Lampson full on a gob like in Dexon. And the Scott M. L. passed me like, you know, he turns to me and he says, I look like I'll never get a check out Ruffer's combination skin. Well, I don't want to be associated with more trouble,

so I nick off all of them as quick as I can. I pop up there to check on the wife. Oh, Lothar, you okay? No, I'm fucking not. I've been thinking about that babe, Smody, you've freshed me this morning. It was definitely lacking fucking heft. Oh, you spawn the bother and freshly boil that one, eh, no? Don't fucking mile of me a little fuck and midnight creeper! Where have you been anyway? Stearing it shit as per for unusual!

No, I met up with rubs and green like you and the sheepie had any work up the tune at least. What is he running a fuck and Albanian bab as these days? I must say funny, but no. I pitched him the cook and show for TV, the world web. You one fuck and TV. Have you taken leave of what very little fuck and sense you actually fuck and have? Yeah, I suppose you, I love it, it's not gonna happen. what very little fork and sense you actually fork and have. I suppose you, I love it, it's not going to happen.

You're ready for your bargain on poetry. Yes, I fork and I'm going to make sure they are very fork and runny and form five fork fucking perfect circles. So there you go. Today I'm at the retail park and good odds there at the health and development is very nice. You know, it got me to go up with me so I'll give you a couple of old ones like you know, I mean I'll go Inau'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw'r yw' I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, Will glass coffins be poppies or something? Remains to be silly. So Rob, I went to the doctor's, you know what? He said, don't eat anything fatty. He said, what like, make a little sausage, isn't that?

He said, no fatty, don't eat notes. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, I'll see you bye-bye. Not too rough, too rough, upset, bad, I was in a job late in the morning. I'm sure I'll be back late because he've only won. Pete, there'll be a three. One, Pete, there'll be a three. He's just the one, Pete, there'll be a three. So Pete, I've been talking so so bad given.

Yeah, I think it's probably a relief, you know, with everything that's been hanging over him. No one, isn't it? I suppose it's a big relationship. The decision has been you're taking move on and do whatever it is he's going to do next. So good jokes from him there though. Yeah, they're not bad. They're a joke, though, because they're really good. When do you think they're from, they feel like they're from the 70s?

I'll take the 30s or something. Free, but I don't know. I don't really care. Have you got anything else? I'm not 35 minutes. Well, you've put me off the whole project. It's just thanks for the replacement. Fisseled out, thanks for the replacement, hon. That's where I can't and you're needing

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