Athletico Mince - Ep. 78 - Princess The Mouse

Episode Date: March 22, 2019

An all-inclusive holiday probe, another visit to Slaughter’s and the story of how Peter and his wife first met… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/athleticomince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Product availability may vary by region. See out for details. I'm just a burger, hello by the way, Andrew. Hello Robert. Nice to see you. And you too. What does your t-shirts have, despite it there? Um, Song of Norway. And does it refer to some indie band or something? It's the T-shirt that David Boy wore in one of these videos and it refers back to, I think it was a film or a player that a long lost love of his was in. Right. Do you like to think like that you bowie was just like you?

I bet Bowie had the same thoughts as I had. I bet Bowie would have cooked his pants. The first boy. I've been pronounced it wrong. I bet Bowie would have cooked his eggs just the same as I had. I bet Bobby would have cooked his prey. As a French boy. I've got pronounced it wrong. I bet boy would have cooked his eggs just the same as I cooked them. I've been compared to boy. In what I've been I've been told I am probably the nation's boy. Now now they've gone who told you that?

Well, it was a kind of an internal monologue. All right. Between you and David. Yeah, this spirit visited me in the night. I'll offer you a name and it's the name is Chant Spaddington, right? Already intrigued. You were, you like, yes, yes. Yes. You're a little atleast twizzle. Chant Spaddington, it dresses like a bear down the bookies. It's been the same, the bookies just as a pair. Chance Paddington. Just a bear costume, any clothes on the bear costume?

Like a hat or anything like that? Just a tie, like yogi. Just a tie-and-color like yogi. So far, I'm into it. Okay, because you do have another chance. It's the name soggy. He's a bit like the singer Shaggy, but he spends all day in the bath and only goes out

when it's pissing down with rain, right? He also, tally detail, he also has much bigger hands than Shaggy. How big is Shaggy's hand? Not as big as Suggies. Right. Interested, you can be whatever it is, Rox McToot. I'd quite like to be both. I'd like to be in the bathroom the best. So do you want to be chance So chance soggy padding

No, I'll just be chance padding Hi, but we haven't got any names for you this way good now listen up. I'm just back from Hamburg. Why? Northern city Why did I come back? Yeah, because I'll go to flight booked Booked it Why did you come back? You're in a combat city. Why did I come back? Yeah. Because you're going to a flag box. Who booked it? Someone booked it for me. Why were you in Hamburg?

I was in Hamburg doing a television show. Oh, get you. It's a, it's something. Fishing in Hamburg, yeah. It's the German Sunderlander, Middlesburg. What is it? Yeah. That's nice.

You know, the highlights are things like there's a tunnel under the river. There's a ferry. There's a flag somewhere. Yeah, honest. It's very designate. Why did you go there? I went now, I'm not telling you.

All right, we'll actually be on telly. Yeah, it'll be on telly, so I don't know. Like, moving it for the production company. They'll want to talk about that. They'll want to talk about that. Well, they'll want to announce it. It's like, God, we've got Bob Moore. Well, I'll be a press conference, so announcers.

I'll bend it at the table and present that. I don't know. It'll leak. He's Morgan over it is. It will leak. It'll leak. It'll leak, yeah. I'll leak it, because we already told us what it is.

Do you know what it is? Do you like, like, you know what to get food in take brought to your house, deliver room, just eat that sort of thing, yeah? Yeah, I was going to collect it myself though. What you just got the bin at the back no I don't want to be I've got to go to the take away yourself and collect yeah because it's quicker and the temperature tends to drop when you get a delivered yeah I want it fresh as I think you just I think you've got like a little hatch at the bottom of your bin so you say the kids do you want

do you want to do you want a delivery takeout type of vibe? Yeah. And you open the little hatch in the bottom of the bin and like a little scoop of chicken depacrums. So I've got one of them, mulcher things that you put the food in there and it turns it a compost, a compost there, but it's got a tap on the side. Yeah. And I just pour some boiling water in the top and then turn the tap on and it comes out

as dinner. So you only know what there is, you're dinner kids. Yeah. I get deliveries from, I won't mention the name. You mentioned all the others. From a pizza place, two for choosers. Right. You get two items for one on a choo.

There's Papa John's. Not a say. Why not? Well, because I don't want to do it. Because the inches are going to recommend Papa John's to me and there's finally one in Sunderland now. And I've tried it out either way. What'd you think?

All right. But is there anything in your life that you say no it's absolutely. There's a perfectly serviceable pizza shop nearby. And let me guess that half the price. I. That's why you fucking go. You use the app for seven o'clock. Did you watch the program about all inclusive holidays? Are there.

Are there. It's good. A bargain as I did. I didn't see it on channel five, wasn't it? Actually, again, yeah. Well, I asked you to watch it. I know, that's why I've said I've watched it because yesterday to watch it,

I thought we could make it. Pretty much ordered me to watch it. Did it feel like that? It did a bit. No, I just said I liked it though. But to me, you're my link to the all inclusive world, you know? Ha, ha, ha. So I just wondered what I was hoping was, was that I know you go all inclusive. So I was hoping that

the conclusion of the programme would be that you're being totally ripped off. But it wasn't much of a time. But it wasn't that way. That was a very, very upskill all inclusive they were on, I think. But where were they in Benedon? Tormelina. Yeah. When you do your all inclusives, do you take the three-mail day, like breakfast? Well, that's all inclusive, yeah. But isn't the definition of it? So you drag the kids back from the theme park just so that you can have the mid-day

looking for a watery pieella. Yeah. You do. You're not missing out on that grub. I take advantage of everything all the free drinks All the time you epitomize the reason why the British holiday worker is All across the country you really do no no no no you really do Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! Do! You want to play? What if I say no? If you say no, I will give it to the audience just in case they're interested in me.

I don't know how they're going to hit Iraq as a top cast, go and hop play it. The four items which I want you to play at in price order, I don't command if you go top to bottom, bottom to top. I'm a liberal like that, you know what I mean? Del Winton said, never quit a hit. Never quit a hit. I was once in a pot lounge with Dail when the kids were really young. They were lovely man. Absolutely lovely man. But it was a glass sort of coffee table in front of it.

And my five year old kid, maybe five year old, just smashed the glass coffee table to pieces with some toy that had a particular angle on it. So, Dale, I'm just giving you a kid a hammer, aren't you? Like, what do you want to take on all of the stuff? We have it through there, so security for his kid. We'll check you. We've got the certain looser.

Choose something from the toolbox. So, I chose these items and there is no trick thing. What I did was I opened a cupboard looking for a new and I saw the area of my house that had a dust pan and brush. Oh, not talking about Del Wint anymore. No, a dust pan and brush, yeah. It had a mop, a replacement mop head, yeah. It had a bucket that's got the thing that you can squeeze the squeeze thing and it had on a little hook Do you know the microfiber duster that's got one extension length? Yeah, yeah, one of them something You touched the duster on the way the clips in the place that's the fella right that's a fella. So it does burn in brush. Yeah, mop head bucket witheringer

Telescopic microfiber duster. This is hard. It's hard because it's a source but this is this being cute again. It is a very popular and I chose the cheapest of each one. Right. The cheapest is going to be a dust pan and brush because I reckon you can get one of them pound land. Yeah but I didn't go to pound land. I know you didn't but I'm seeing if one of them is available in pound land it's got to be cheap in that store you mentioned. That's the cheapest. Then I think the mop head is going to be a bit pricey. The mop head is come with the mop as well. This is a replacement head. Yeah.

I'm going to say the mop head is second cheapest. Then the bucket and then the duster thing is going to be the most expensive. The telescopic microphone. Yes, because the telescopic element is a telescopic, well, Andrew, the cheapest item was the telescopic, microfiber duster at £2.34. The second cheapest was the Dusspan and Brush at £2.50. The third cheapest was the mop head at £3.42 and the bucket with a ring at £3.94 was the most expensive. So you didn't get one right. I kind of got them all right apart from one. No, you didn't place any of them in the correct position. They're not? No, you didn't.

Give me just a little more time. Do you enjoy it? Not really. I've got some questions from me, Quads for you. Are that then gone? Yes, I'm giving the question to you. The reabout all in close of holidays. Really? I'll thank you. Bob, as a millionaire, what do you look for when you're booking an all in close of holiday albeit one in the exclusive sector? Is it value for money, is it a wide range of on-site activities and attainments,

or is it free but basic accommodation for your servants, or a guarantee that you'll receive the same care package from servants that you get at home? Okay, well, I'm not millionaire. I don't have any servants. So I'm millionaire? I don't have no servants. No, no, no.

You know, in the Beatles, right, you know, we were all breakfast-wise, we were all porridge, apart from Ringo, who liked a sausage. To me, the best thing about being in the Beatles was all the free, sweeties. That was bad, I think. For the first time in my life life that was a worse impression than bad Well, not I am not million. I don't have any servants and yeah, I don't think it was an option But what I would not book unless there was a lobster available on the evening buffer Yeah, oh you do your research then when you go on an all-inclusive holiday Do you spend your time by the pool, keep me yourself to yourself? Be joining with the various activities, such as let's say archery,

tennis, arts and crafts. See, Steania Balkanly having the free drinks and ice creams brought up to you, only emerging to be whisked in the middle of a group of your servants towards an exclusive corner of the restaurant with you avoiding eye contact with everyone at all times. Right, well, it's not see because I don't have any servants, right? The place is a place where you can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money.

You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get a lot of money. You can get're one of them. Yeah. And I sit on the other pool all day. For you. Yeah, I mean, I slow these ice creams.

Oh, dogs. Yeah, love it. Third question, have you ever been on an all-inclusive holiday? Yeah. Have you? Yeah, five years getting running with my kids. Did you? Yeah, I'm not going to advertise it.

I went to an all-inclusive resort in Sardinia. Hmm, fancy. And you know, players aren't the the tournament there this year are noticed. Jimmy Hendrix? No. He he he. No. Sting and Shaggy.

So they say no butlins. Oh! What do you know I mean? Not a billion A, you reckon. Oh, and you once a year you can treat yourself if you're scrimping serve and if you buy your ringer book at a £3. Pain? Three pain, not you say. I got me a listen to this boys and girls.

So I went to slaughters again last week Andrew. I was in the area to finally for pick up me rago and you know, but it turns out they've had to send it somewhere really special to get it repaired. Go ahead. Where was that then? Ipswich. It's had to go it somewhere really special to get it repaired. What was that then? Ipswitch. It's had to go to Ipswitch. Really?

Yeah, so well anyway, it means that at least that are going to slot us. So I wonder in two slot us, yeah. Take up me sitting here, Adrian's terrible, and the waiter comes over. So, oh, hello there, could I have a menu please? Have you brought a pawn with you sir? Uh, no, it's a no, so what do you mean? Today is bring a pawn for the chef's husky team dear. No pawn, no f**kin' meat.

Oh, I honestly didn't know. And I didn't know a short fat ball and top of f**k had walked into my restaurant. So there you go, it's a wonderful fucking plan I really want his net set, fuck. Look, I promise. I have never been here on a Thursday before. I just didn't know you had to bring a barn for the chef. I've seen you here before.

You're a nosy bunch of fucker, are you? What's your name? Robert? I knew Robert once. Didn't fucking like him. At a chip on his shoulder, the size of a fucking car bumper. earlier, what's your name? Robert? A new or Robert once. Didn't forget to leg him. At a chip on his shoulder, the size of a fucking garbumba. And when I say a car, I'm in fucking van.

I just don't look, I just don't know how I could've known. You know what I mean? Well, at this point, I hear a massive fart and a belch. And it's Adrian Lewis arriving at his table, yeah? Now the waiter obviously just wants to go and attend to him, so I go and look, I promise. I don't fuck off with that promise, sir. I'll be back in a minute. Don't fuck and touch anything or it'll be a night on fucker by island for you, sir. So if he goes to serve Adrian and of course Andrew, I'll listen in there. So oh fuck,

oh I am popping for a meat hit. He is a donkey set for the chef now hit me with the Agamon fucking cannon. Of course sir, and me I say a very full, for such a lafux to use there for the bird. Oh, come on, oh fuck. What are the mains you, fucker? You fucker, you have a choice between a blunt hammered four inch stick, sirloin stick, marinaded in pork water. Oh, pork water, pork water, oh fuck off. Now you fuck off. Pork water, the salty nectar of the pig.

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Yes, good, I just have a glass of sink water, please. Sir, miss, I shall jump on that request like a fuckin' bullwinger in a creamery. So the waiter passes by my table again on the way to the kitchen. Oh, come back when you've got a fucking bone or if you're cheeky, fucking hermit. So, you know, I left. Right, we actually brought one. Yeah, which is fine because I heard what ageing, yeah, I heard ageing, so that's what I came for, yeah. And I'm not a big fan of pork water and shins, shins, shavings

yeah so I thought were a good result Should have brought a bone so I'll see him Do you know check off with a sign outside or something you could have read for What you're going to, probably was I'm the but when I could have looked at a bone, surely Right, but you know you're by You put like just put like Google at bone You can get anything you need with Uber Eats. Well, almost almost anything.

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me and just say, how much I lay here for an haircut. I expect it's lovely and cozy and I'm used. No, I don't think you very much pet there. Oh, I can get you something from the bar, the drink for example. I have noticed they are very popular purchase. Oh yes, that would be for good smashing. And have a paint in Africa. And a cool, a pig legs.

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draw like a dude and I nice old stair at the end. I thought she looked like a princess. But you know like my princess and you know that woman, she would be the nether of my life. In the morning when I woke up she was so watching the world at war on TV. Morning Peter, have you seen this show? It's about surges and all that. And I tell you, it doesn't have pack of fucking punch. Morning pet, can I get you any breakfast or maybe some other

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your Italian that way or... A mouse? A fucking mouse? Do you think your fucking Americans carry down the folk of Americans carried out the chat offensive? So you can fuck off our videos and buy a proxy fucking mouse? Yeah, no, no. Don't fucking write the things. So check that thing outside, write your own mouth. And put it in here, and here is what I'm been. If I ever say that, I'll smack you.

The folk of the whole world, you in the back with the fuck I'm house prick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, so I popped a bit of butter in the bag for a princess and took him on the back of the bins and that was where I am now. Before I go out there there's a couple of jokes that I've remembered. And I get a lot of them. When EH is 60th birthday, my granddad started walking five months a day. He's 75 now and we have no fucking idea where he is. So, to remember, you know, sat in the library, like, one, so that's the other.

How have you read marks? I think it comes from sitting on his wicket chest to one. So I never thought my chiropractor would impose my posture, but my stand can't do it. Not so good, but there you go. Anywhere, Bobin. Say you're Bobin. And you thought I was lit that way. Say you princess. Yes, he is. Hope he's alright with his bit of butter.

Oh, man. So Peter. That was beautiful and also heartbreak. Yeah, sorry. So he was, um, lively last when he met her. Little bit of satire as well about psychological abuse within relationships. He reminded us there earlier on about all the cliques of holidays. I was in one on saloon. Yeah, I'm not saloon. Yes, being a few years ago.

And there was this, what, two years ago, actually, this smokin' section outside the bar. Yeah. And there was this vey-up addict who used to go to the smokin' section the bar and there was this vape addict he used to go to the smokin section once a record level was and he was just immersed in this thick fog vape he would just stand there and vape the fuck out of everything you know I mean a smok steam whatever it is I don't know what it is. This was it is a steam isn't it? So it would not seem to turn up he just appeared you'd see it at the corner of your eye you'd see over the smokin section there's this massive cloud of steam and he's there and I was walking past him

coming out of the bar one afternoon because I'd been getting ice cream and the fog was just starting to clear a little bit we just made out his face, his voice from inside the fog was saying you, oh I know what is this Corbin, isn't it? Sure, I'm Corbin. Oh man. Vip, it's a little piece of senior swanning around making out like you're it, like your Keith Barron in duty for you or something. And I said, I'm not Jeremy, I'm just trying to have a nice all of the old me kids, you know, he went, hmm. I said, hmm, it's a, hmm. This is a Sawyer in the restaurant yesterday

went back for second helping, didn't you? And I had, I had a couple of those Kalamari and those pork casserole and I love both them things. I went a bit of both. He says, ask me my best helping, go on, ask me! Oh my god, I'm so sorry. This is what's your best helping, Jeremy? He says, nine! Cuscus, pizza, plain bolognese, cuss cuss, salad, potato, dorfinees, fruct medley, and syrup, trifle, trifle.

That was a long minute, yeah. Surprised you weren't sick, he says, I was. So many of you, I looked around, I thought Billy Brug maybe with him. Right, you know, where's Billy Bruggan? Jeremy, he says, no, he couldn't come because he's allergies. My holiday companion is over there. And he pointed at the swan pole. And just then this block leaps out from under the water and shouts, Jon Swash! Jon Swash, he was a little little. He was a little little swash. He says very good Joe. He's been practicing holding

his breath underwater. How many seconds this time Joe? Dance flash! That's so fucking hard. He says, uh, excellent. How you ready? Ask me my best breath holding. Go on, ask me. I mean, by this time the ice cream had melted all over me. I just says, look, I'm going to have to go back in and get another one of them. Need looked at the ice cream on me. I'm just going, uh, shit happens. LOL. He's hard, we're back in and got another ice cream and I'd say him again for the rest of all again Or um that's walking up on a no-no in close of order Yeah, if you're not careful. I thought he was gonna I thought for a second he's gonna say what's your best sick?

You know that was originally gonna be said, but then I thought that might be too much too much Mm-hmm. Well, I've enjoyed that I'm seeing him for a while. He keeps his head down a bit these days Yeah, you can see what you're up there Still, I'm imagining that. I've been seeing him for a while. He keeps his head down a bit these days. Yeah, you can see which of them they are. Still, I'm imagining yourself Brexit over us. Also, one other thing about all the close of holidays, what I tend to do is I make up nicknames for the paper lower stain and the whore tal as well, because I'm a bit of a cunt.

Yeah. And some of them, I've got a, you could choose one for the next step. I saw it if you want. And these are real, are you mad? These are just nicknames I've made up for paper I've been on all the close of all. But then you really did make them up in situ in Sago yeah, I've usually put the list on Instagram. I tell you a lot of the laundry

Just I've got a lot of them I can't wait but the beach at saloo is that Full of what do you know I mean could you get more humans on a Beach? We went down for one deer didn't hang around for long What's the point? Yeah, if you're not all inclusive what's the point? Go at the beach because you don't all inclusive, what's the point of going to the beach? Because you don't get to free stuff at the beach deer. Yeah. So you just...

I've got three hot meals a day to be enjoying and then sleeping off. Kids exhaust themselves in the pool as well. I've just told them rumors about the beach and why it's bad for them and the believers are so hot. We're too sticky to leave. You're the very nice there though. I've told them stuff about that as well.

What? Jellyfish. Jellyfish. Sharks. They don't want to go on the sea. Okay. I've told them stuff about that as well. What? Jellyfish. Jellyfish. Sharks. Yeah. They don't want to go on the sea. Okay.

You could choose one of these. There's no backstory. I can't remember the backstory of some of them. Dutch gut. Night wig. Yeah. Prick Faldor. Right.

The cube. Or Pistnic rules. Sorry. I think it's night wig. It's night wig. It's night wig. I can't remember the backstory of night wig. But we want to can imagine him emerging

for his evening activities for the fresh wig. Yeah, door wig during the day. We get night, but it was a woman and not a man. Oh, it was a man. It's been lovely. It has passed some time. Pass some time. See you next time.

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